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Queenslander
27-08-2021, 08:08 AM
:lol:

I'm gonna start telling people that he did.

Shindig
27-08-2021, 08:11 AM
They bombed the airport to prevent an outbreak. Those dogs could be carriers.

niko_cee
27-08-2021, 09:00 AM
Australia doing its best to make China blush and reverting back to its former penal colony status.

I'm sure Queenslander replied to this, but it seems to have disappeared and is messing with my mind.

Anyway, I was going to say to his reply that I read somewhere recently that Mebourne had spent something like 200 days in lockdown. Not sure if that's all in since last March but it got me to thinking that whilst Australia will obviously not get near the death numbers, they could well end up spending as much time in lockdown as the rest of us have, which is all most folk really care about and would be a pretty impressive failure on their part.

Queenslander
27-08-2021, 10:53 AM
Got the yips and deleted it.

It feels like the States can isolate from each forever especially WA and Queensland.

Which leads me to believe that there really is no point talking about Australia as 1 United country all pushing/pulling in the same direction because we aren't and I can't see us going back to normal.

I honestly find it difficult to care about other cities that are thousands of kilometres away.



Edit: 25 days of lockdown this year and everyone I know has been double jabbed also I still don't know anyone who has had covid let alone died from it

One other thing that Glads should be executed for is that QLD is vaccinating all NSW residents in border towns because she has taken the vast majority of shots from rural NSW and given them to Sydney. She has also refused a temporary border bubble further south so NSW residents can access the Gold Coast hospital.

She has zero interest in saving lives she is only interested in doing the bidding of her donors and the National Party donors.

Queenslander
27-08-2021, 11:39 AM
Toowoomba has finally been given the green light to build a big Quarantine facility next to their international airport.

That means the 3 SEQ International Airports will end up with snazzy quarantine facilities, Gold Coast, Toowoomba and Brisbane.

The other International Airports in Cairns and Townsville will be the last 2 to get their very own covid hotels.

I just realised QLD has the same amount of International Airports as New Zealand.

niko_cee
27-08-2021, 12:04 PM
Building a covid quarantine facility at Cairns airport would be absolutely mental. It's in a mangrove swamp.

Dquincy
27-08-2021, 12:50 PM
No 5g towers in Afghanistan...

Queenslander
27-08-2021, 06:10 PM
Building a covid quarantine facility at Cairns airport would be absolutely mental. It's in a mangrove swamp.

They could get away with attaching it to their casino?

Probably get FIFO Chinese gamblers to pay for it.

Shindig
27-08-2021, 06:31 PM
"You'll like these odds."

See? A proper slogan for a proper country.

Queenslander
27-08-2021, 06:42 PM
"You'll like these odds."

See? A proper slogan for a proper country.

:D

Magic
27-08-2021, 06:44 PM
Lol at Turdgeon flexing those muscles by holding an emergency announcement to say there will be no lockdown, followed a week later by a lockdown due to the Old Firm.

Dquincy
27-08-2021, 06:46 PM
How are you feeling now Magic? Back to match fitness?

mo
27-08-2021, 08:12 PM
Nothing a course of ivermectin won't fix.

Magic
27-08-2021, 09:29 PM
How are you feeling now Magic? Back to match fitness?

Pretty much. :drool:

Can drink again, only thing missing is smell and taste. Delta ain't shit.

Boydy
27-08-2021, 10:04 PM
1430949019031801862

Dquincy
27-08-2021, 10:08 PM
Pretty much. :drool:

Can drink again, only thing missing is smell and taste. Delta ain't shit.

Pleased to hear it. Hopefully the taste and smell will come back in time.

Queenslander
27-08-2021, 10:37 PM
Joe Rogan is absolutely obsessed with Sydney's lockdown ATM. It's as if he's disingenuously reporting on it while refusing to mention that America isnt some 3rd world failed state where people in Texas and Florida are dieing from non covid related illnesses and injuries because their hosptitals are overrun with the delta.

He is the new king of fake news.

Jimmy Floyd
27-08-2021, 11:51 PM
Lack of freedom is a bigger deal to Americans (and some Brits) than death.

Many Aussies have a slightly different mindset I think.

Queenslander
28-08-2021, 12:00 AM
But we as a country have had more freedom and less deaths per capita than America .

It is a blatant lie that they have experienced more freedom than us since the start of covid.
Their brain rot is that bad that 2020 never happened to them or to your lot.

Jimmy Floyd
28-08-2021, 12:06 AM
No one's measuring since the start of covid, that's all in the past, they're measuring it right now and in the foreseeable future.

Queenslander
28-08-2021, 12:07 AM
No one's measuring since the start of covid, that's all in the past, they're measuring it right now and in the foreseeable future.


They are still getting smashed by Covid though... By the look of it the vaccine is mandatory if they want to make money.

Anyway Lol to them and their perception of freedom I guess.

Kikó
28-08-2021, 04:59 AM
Because they have a different agenda and care little about the actual truth.

Queenslander
28-08-2021, 05:07 AM
Fark me sideways what a retard.



Just like the rest of us, NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry Chant has a dream.
“My dream is to have us be the most vaccinated country in the world, and I think we can do it.”
�� Anyone 18+ is eligible for a COVID-19 vaccine.

Kikó
28-08-2021, 05:24 AM
1431463706542501894?s=19

Really couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

Kikó
28-08-2021, 05:26 AM
Also this is wild
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niko_cee
28-08-2021, 05:37 AM
The horse drug stuff is equal parts amusing and baffling.

Always though Ket was the go to equine drug of choice.

Disco
28-08-2021, 08:40 AM
Not that the actions of complete morons necessarily should make sense but ivermectin is used for getting rid of parasites, what is it supposed to do against a virus?

Oh now I see it.

Kikó
28-08-2021, 10:33 AM
The spooks determining they can't determine whether or not it's a lab leak or from animal to human but can say it's not a biologically engineered weapon or genetically created.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/08/27/politics/us-intelligence-covid-origins-report/index.html?__twitter_impression=true

Queenslander
28-08-2021, 10:35 AM
Has to be bat to human transmission like with the Hendra virus down here.

Spikey M
28-08-2021, 10:40 AM
1431422586899009537?s=19

:happycry:

Kikó
28-08-2021, 11:03 AM
Wake up sheeple was literal eh.

Queenslander
28-08-2021, 12:04 PM
So the Sydney virus is looking a bit grim in NZ.

Sorry about that fellas

Queenslander
28-08-2021, 10:46 PM
Comment sections around the country are being battered this morning with the news that the boomers wont be offered the Moderna jab. lol

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-29/moderna-vaccine-eligibility-not-for-60-year-olds/100415976?utm_medium=social&utm_content=sf248979582&utm_campaign=fb_abc_news&utm_source=m.facebook.com&sf248979582=1&fbclid=IwAR3zrFbFosnr6b62HIv_TZZ2TcSX950jmwj7hh8HC S8nfXJzkot7N9CU6po






PRQ 0

https://i.ibb.co/hd9TW5D/240742460-4685724974793759-5760440515230714328-n.png (https://ibb.co/X5LGsBS)

Queenslander
30-08-2021, 05:32 AM
Might as well give to us again. Western Australia is a failed State.


.AFL grand final crowds could still be banned in WA if COVID outbreak occurs, emergency chief says

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-26/afl-grand-final-what-happens-if-outbreak/100408792

Don
31-08-2021, 12:46 PM
Already 1 man down with suspected COVID for tonight's kickabout and I have woken up with a dripping feeling in my throat that causes me to cough to try and relieve it. Think it's from smoking cigs and zoots yesterday but MON the bank holiday surge.

Don
31-08-2021, 04:56 PM
Bodyaches have begun :drool:

Magic
31-08-2021, 04:57 PM
Hang in there brother. Your T cells will save you.

Spikey M
31-08-2021, 04:59 PM
Getting rattled by Covid twice. :harold:

Don
31-08-2021, 05:03 PM
I ain't the one gasping for a needle because of a cold.

Dquincy
31-08-2021, 05:03 PM
Bodyaches have begun :drool:
Take a lateral flow and let us know. :(

#prayfortaz
#theguyfromMumbai
#thenosethatshows

Dquincy
31-08-2021, 05:04 PM
I ain't the one gasping for a needle because of a cold.

:lol: Genuine chuckle.

Giggles
31-08-2021, 05:21 PM
All out restrictions are gone on October 22nd.

Sitting at the bar :drool:

randomlegend
31-08-2021, 05:29 PM
I ain't the one gasping for a needle because of a cold.

Can you taste anything yet?

Kikó
31-08-2021, 06:08 PM
I ain't the one gasping for a needle because of a cold.

Seriously thick viewpoint fwiw.

Don
31-08-2021, 08:47 PM
Here come the PR forces to whitewash the truth. Suck it up lads.

Boydy
31-08-2021, 08:49 PM
Easy to say with a hooter that size.

Luca
31-08-2021, 11:39 PM
He probably ingests double the viral load with that nose. It’s no wonder he’s now had it twice.

randomlegend
01-09-2021, 08:11 AM
Here come the PR forces to whitewash the truth. Suck it up lads.

Can you taste anything yet, though?

Spikey M
01-09-2021, 08:16 AM
I can and his tears are delicious.

Don
01-09-2021, 09:13 AM
Ah had forgotten what a cold felt like. Was meant to return to work today after a month off too :D


Can you taste anything yet, though?

Still at the 20-30% levels of before.

randomlegend
01-09-2021, 10:13 AM
Imagine being so scared of an injection that you'd rather lose your sense of taste.

Spikey M
01-09-2021, 10:14 AM
On the plus side his sense of smell was 700% that of a normal person's, so that's normal now.

Manc
01-09-2021, 10:21 AM
Pray for Ghoddos.

Don
01-09-2021, 02:06 PM
Imagine being so scared of an injection that you'd rather lose your sense of taste.

You seem to be confused by the order of events.

First PCR test booked in for later today, the lateral flow that I did for bants a while back damaged my throat for a solid day so this will no doubt be shit too but at least I'll have some sick anecdotes to share with you lads at the next meet.

randomlegend
01-09-2021, 02:08 PM
You seem to be confused by the order of events.

First PCR test booked in for later today, the lateral flow that I did for bants a while back damaged my throat for a solid day so this will no doubt be shit too but at least I'll have some sick anecdotes to share with you lads at the next meet.

:cab:

-james-
01-09-2021, 02:12 PM
I had a weird dream last night that I had covid and killed my neighbour who I've never spoken to, and out of the blue I feel completely wiped out today. LFT brewing.

Offshore Toon
01-09-2021, 02:26 PM
You should go and check on your neighbour.

Spikey M
01-09-2021, 02:30 PM
the lateral flow that I did for bants a while back damaged my throat for a solid day

Do not call anyone a "Soft Shite" ever again.

niko_cee
01-09-2021, 02:31 PM
Aren't lateral flows meant to be [gentle] nasal swabbing only?

Kikó
01-09-2021, 02:36 PM
You swab your tonsils as well. The antigen I did on holiday was just spitting in an envelope. Bring it in here, no gagging at all.

niko_cee
01-09-2021, 02:41 PM
I did a self test PCR which asked for throat swabbing, but the lateral flows I've been given have only asked for nose swab.

Baz
01-09-2021, 02:44 PM
Apparently lots of people refuse to use those tests because they’re not halal. :harold:

Don
01-09-2021, 03:04 PM
Lads, I get where you're coming from but you must remember I haven't had my own massive girthy piece face-fucking me at every turn so my throat is more sensitive.

randomlegend
01-09-2021, 03:13 PM
No, you're just a giant pussy.

niko_cee
01-09-2021, 03:21 PM
I would say I have no idea why they went so hard on the brain tingling nature of the probing early doors (this seems to have gone by the wayside) as that has caused an irrational fear of the test.

Waffdon
01-09-2021, 03:31 PM
Didn’t realise we were up to 200 deaths a day. English schools aren’t even back yet, are they? 500 by November:lol:

Spikey M
01-09-2021, 03:34 PM
The schools are back this week.

It's shit, but we've done all we can. The vaccines are in circulation, the vulnerable are as protected as they can be. What more can we do?

Magic
01-09-2021, 03:35 PM
Scotland enforcing passports. :harold:

Jimmy Floyd
01-09-2021, 03:35 PM
Cases are falling now and we don't mourn the unvaccinated dead.

Magic
01-09-2021, 03:35 PM
The schools are back this week.

It's shit, but we've done all we can. The vaccines are in circulation, the vulnerable are as protected as they can be. What more can we do?

l0cKd0wN!1

Giggles
01-09-2021, 03:38 PM
I'd love to see just one more lockdown. A proper one.

Spikey M
01-09-2021, 03:38 PM
l0cKd0wN!1

I don't think they could make it fly now.

Manc
01-09-2021, 03:39 PM
I'd love to see just one more lockdown. A proper one.

Deviant.

Don
01-09-2021, 04:21 PM
Sickening to see Spikey wave the flag of surrender. We must stay in and continue to get jabbed every 6 months. It is the only way.

niko_cee
01-09-2021, 04:23 PM
Isn't that largely what quite a lot of people do with regards to seasonal flu?

Giggles
01-09-2021, 04:23 PM
Deviant.

The traffic :drool:

Dquincy
01-09-2021, 05:29 PM
Has anyone tried swabbing anally yet? Asking for a friend.

Bam
01-09-2021, 05:33 PM
I would recommend not putting it near your mouth or nose after.

Spikey M
01-09-2021, 05:34 PM
Learn from Bams mistakes Quince.

niko_cee
01-09-2021, 05:34 PM
Has anyone tried swabbing anally yet? Asking for a friend.

The Chinese I believe.

Bam
01-09-2021, 05:35 PM
Learn from Bams mistakes Quince.

:uhoh:

Dquincy
01-09-2021, 06:00 PM
I might try it. Will vlog it to rival Hammer's you tube page

Raoul Duke
01-09-2021, 08:13 PM
Reddit unleashes the ban hammer on fuckwits: https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/pg006s/covid_denialism_and_policy_clarifications/

Don
01-09-2021, 08:22 PM
This is what happens when RL doesn't have the window to keep him busy. This and vaccine passports, that'll get them on your side, boys.

Lewis
01-09-2021, 10:03 PM
Half of what now passes for 'covid denial' was SCIENCE eighteen months ago, so lol at Reddit the losers.

Queenslander
02-09-2021, 09:27 AM
Another snap lockdown for Brisbane.

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/the-simulator-filling-football-shaped-void-for-players-coaches-fans-20200327-p54efz.html

Spikey M
02-09-2021, 10:25 AM
1433356023734091777?s=19

Uwotm8

Lofty
02-09-2021, 10:36 AM
'I'm too stupid for my maths' top reply there.

Spikey M
02-09-2021, 12:13 PM
https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/matt-hancock-london-marathon?experiments=b2c_059_donate_to_yourself_v3&isMobile=true&successType=StaticDonateButtonClick

Matt Hancock is running the London Marathon and you can sponsor him. Lots of people already have, and they're leaving nice messages for him too. :wub:

Yevrah
02-09-2021, 12:20 PM
Interesting that £2 seems to be the amount of money worth paying to abuse Matt Hancock.

Spikey M
02-09-2021, 12:29 PM
I reckon they could bump the price up tbh.

Kikó
02-09-2021, 12:52 PM
He should do a cameo with Farage, you probably get paid more for being humilaited.

Don
02-09-2021, 02:22 PM
Tested positive. 2 time champion. Verified hard shite :drool:

Spikey M
02-09-2021, 02:30 PM
Congrats on having the immune system of a 70 year old, lad.

Don
02-09-2021, 02:43 PM
How many lab-manufactured injections you taken again to feel comfortable enough to hug your family?

Spikey M
02-09-2021, 02:45 PM
Zero.

Don
02-09-2021, 02:46 PM
Ah fairplay then.

Kikó
02-09-2021, 02:55 PM
Where are injections usually made if not a lab?

Don
02-09-2021, 03:07 PM
I believe the point was that they are very much different to a person's natural immune system. HTH.

Kikó
02-09-2021, 03:07 PM
Yes, they're more comprehensive.

Where do you normally have your injections made?

Waffdon
02-09-2021, 03:10 PM
Wait, Spikey is an anti vaxxer?

El oh el

Spikey M
02-09-2021, 03:11 PM
No, I'm vaccinated.

The question was "how many lab-manufactured injections you taken again to feel comfortable enough to hug your family?" Which is zero.

Don
02-09-2021, 03:15 PM
They're on the ropes, Waff, furiously drafting up their Lines To Take on whatsapp.

Kikó
02-09-2021, 03:32 PM
Have you managed to open a crypto account yet? :harold:

Lofty
02-09-2021, 03:40 PM
I hugged a patient zero at a major outbreak during the Euro final, and still didn't catch it. Think that's a better result than stumbling about with no taste buds catching it again.

Don
02-09-2021, 03:50 PM
Has Lofty joined the whatsapp pyramid scheme being promised a lifetime's income in exchange for some informal lagers, too? Fuck sake, the recruitment is lively.

Boydy
02-09-2021, 03:57 PM
Shut the fuck up, you boring cunt.

Manc
02-09-2021, 05:28 PM
:D

Don
02-09-2021, 05:37 PM
So touchy and from the man who averages 6 words a post.

Boydy
02-09-2021, 07:56 PM
I'll six words your mum, son.

Shindig
02-09-2021, 07:58 PM
Correct. 'Can Taz come out to play?' is six words.

Raoul Duke
02-09-2021, 08:03 PM
"No, he's got the corona. Again"

Bam
02-09-2021, 08:28 PM
"Stupid cunt didn't get his jabs!"

Spikey M
02-09-2021, 08:29 PM
Is that your bike lad? Yoink.

Shindig
02-09-2021, 08:29 PM
My other car is a nose.

Don
02-09-2021, 08:38 PM
All so bad, Shinners even with a second stab :face:

Spikey M
02-09-2021, 08:41 PM
That's nine words you fucking idiot.

Magic
02-09-2021, 08:42 PM
Double covid is a bit beta.

Dquincy
02-09-2021, 10:26 PM
Taz, how is the covid 2nd time round? Better, worse, or the same?

Don
02-09-2021, 10:50 PM
Largely same from what I recall. One bad night of fever before a relatively speedy recovery. Indistinguishable from flu. Will need to see what the after-effects are but I imagine not as severe given I don't just sit around recording every variable of my physical health as a hobby like last summer.

Dquincy
02-09-2021, 10:56 PM
I'm sure I speak for all of us in saying that we're proud of you and wish you a speedy recovery.

Don
02-09-2021, 10:59 PM
Already awash with PMs of similar sentiment, means a lot boys.

Queenslander
03-09-2021, 01:15 AM
Deputy PM and Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce has called Queensland and Western Australia 'hermit kingdoms' on morning tv this morning.

Too funny.

Edit: And half a million red pilled boomers haven't even had a single jab of vax.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-03/pfizer-over-60s-covid-19-vaccination/100430324

Spikey M
03-09-2021, 08:04 AM
My daughter has only been back at school since Wednesday and we've just had a text saying there's already 2 of her class had to go off with Covid.

Will be interesting to see how loud the "CLOSE THE SCHOOLS!!!!!" Screams will be from the MumsNet crew, because it's going to be rife by Christmas. :happycry:

Raoul Duke
03-09-2021, 10:43 AM
Kids are so lucky to get an easy blag out of any shit lessons/exams they can't be arsed with. Just fake a cough and you're golden.

Spikey M
03-09-2021, 07:39 PM
1433742291701846017?s=19

Jesus.

Giggles
03-09-2021, 07:40 PM
:drool: that should have been done everywhere from day one.

niko_cee
03-09-2021, 07:41 PM
You have 15 minutes to comply . . .

<insert ED-209 pic here>

Shindig
03-09-2021, 07:44 PM
"Sorry, mate. I can't handle stairs."

Don
03-09-2021, 07:45 PM
You're a moron if you're against that app. Innit.

Kikó
03-09-2021, 07:49 PM
That's complete overstep.

Shindig
03-09-2021, 07:52 PM
It's going to be class when climate change makes them go full Mad Max.

Jimmy Floyd
03-09-2021, 08:12 PM
Heads have very much gone down in Adelaide it would seem. I think when you live so far away from the nearest western country, it's quite hard to stay in touch with reality at the best of times, never mind now. I mean, when we or the French do something mental, which is a daily occurrence anyway, at least we have the other one to lol it into the bin.

Yevrah
03-09-2021, 08:17 PM
I've read that tweet twice now and I've no idea what they're hoping to achieve from doing that.

Disco
03-09-2021, 08:25 PM
They either ping so few people that it's a pointless exercise or the police will be overwhelmed having to visit people who are asleep, having a shit, or doing literally anything that keeps them away from their phone for 15 minutes let alone the fair dinkum cobbers who just think 'fuck off' and ignore it.

Yevrah
03-09-2021, 08:27 PM
Oh, I see, it's to make sure people are isolating.

It would genuinely be easier to detain them all. What an absolute joke of an approach.

Lewis
03-09-2021, 08:45 PM
*state governments ban breathing outside*
'It's the Aussie mentality. Mate looking out for mate...'
*entire streets are being executed to stop the spread*
'The working man, the battler...'

Magic
03-09-2021, 09:00 PM
Lol got asked for a passport in Leeds today for the beer festival. Showed a bloke a text from my mum and he let me in.

Spikey M
03-09-2021, 09:10 PM
Amazing what nudes can get you.

Kikó
03-09-2021, 09:11 PM
Seems a bit of a circle of shite that tweet. It links to Ground News which seems to be a news aggregator that has captured two stories from two conservative American webpages.

The actual webpage for it https://www.covid-19.sa.gov.au/home-quarantine-app/home-quarantine-sa-user-faqs says:

Is Home Quarantine SA compulsory?
No. Home Quarantine SA is voluntary at this time. It provides a safe, sustainable and cost effective alternative to medi-hotel quarantine.

And nothing about police:
What happens if I miss a check-in?
If you miss one of the geolocation check-ins, you will receive a follow-up phone call from the Home Quarantine SA team to discuss why you missed your check-in. This call might come from a private number.

If you miss the notification and the phone call, a compliance officer may visit the approved address to check you are safe and compliant with your direction.

Queenslander
03-09-2021, 09:15 PM
1433742291701846017?s=19

Jesus.

I havent hears of that good grief.

To be fair that isnt even the worst news this week after the Federal Govenment rushed through new Police powers bill.


https://sg.news.yahoo.com/australian-surveillance-bill-aussie-police-060701090.html


Australian surveillance bill: Aussie police can now hack citizens’ phones

lol NSW


https://youtu.be/uk4XR6lsQ3o

Andrew
04-09-2021, 06:37 AM
Boris "we are following the ScIENcE"

ScIENcE "don't bother jabbing the kids"

Boris " I want pricks in the kids pronto"

The government doing its best to squash all the conspiracy theories doing the rounds..

All the while trying it's best to extend the Covid lockdown powers for another 6 months

Queenslander
04-09-2021, 10:37 AM
See you next year fellas.


.Tasmania's border might stay closed until COVID vaccination reaches 'closer to 90 per cent

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-04/tasmania-covid-roadmap-border-reopening-vaccination-rate/100431784

Don
04-09-2021, 10:38 AM
I believe it's 2 in every million 12-15 year olds who require intensive care as a result of COVID. Get them jabbed :happycry:

Spikey M
04-09-2021, 10:45 AM
What's the vaccine related blood clot rate in that age group?

Kikó
04-09-2021, 10:48 AM
And how does it compare with those who catch covid.

As someone who has mentally declined from having long covid (Taz), you'd think you'd understand there are other impacts of covid beyond hospital ICU treatment.

Don
04-09-2021, 10:57 AM
Here come the personal snipes :D lads, it's okay to question the vaccine and government strategy, they won't arrest you for it. Yet.

Something like 60 per million boys in that age group have heart inflammation as a result of the vaccine. Keep calm and get dem jabbed.

Yevrah
04-09-2021, 11:21 AM
We don't need to be jabbing kids. It's done. Just keep jabbing the vulnerable and get on with our lives while lolling at the Aussies.

Queenslander
04-09-2021, 11:31 PM
:lol:

https://i.ibb.co/SdLb6Tz/239337614-10157877258861442-7716387826269707463-n.jpg (https://ibb.co/CMrgwdf)

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 06:03 AM
I would like to see the data of adverse vaccine reaction vs Mortality & Long Covid in children. I suspect the risk : reward is pretty much identical. So what's the point? If the vaccine prevented spread it might make sense, but it doesn't.

I'm in Team Yev. And, it should be said, in Team THE SCIENCE. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-58438669)

Magic
05-09-2021, 08:22 AM
Is the passports a thing or not then? Why was I asked when I see the govt are still considering it?

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 08:28 AM
If I had to guess I think they'll leave it up to individual companies and events. Some will bother for a while, but it will be few and far between and will eventually just fuck off in full.

I don't think it was ever anything more than an attempt to get mongs like you and Taz to get vaccinated, but they underestimated your stupidity and you've donned them senseless. :cool:

Magic
05-09-2021, 08:47 AM
But there was no mention when I booked tickets. Guess I just won't go anywhere now as they don't deserve my money. That'll teach them.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 09:04 AM
If they do go down the vaccine passport route, I imagine it will be amazingly easy to get around. Just take a screenshot of a friend's.

Jimmy Floyd
05-09-2021, 09:16 AM
I'm going to the golf next week and having to show a covid pass to get in. Not sure if it's a government decision or something the individual event can choose to do.

Lewis
05-09-2021, 09:33 AM
Vaccine passports are stupid and a disgrace.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 09:37 AM
Funny though.

Queenslander
05-09-2021, 09:39 AM
I showed my anti vax mate my vaccine passport that's attached to my Google Pay and he went a bit blue.

Magic
05-09-2021, 09:43 AM
I'm all for vaccines, just not political rushed pointless ones for fake diseases.

Bam
05-09-2021, 10:02 AM
Fake?

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 10:02 AM
Fake diseases that hospitalised you.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 10:03 AM
Fake?

He literally had to go to hospital when he had it but doesn't believe in it.

Bam
05-09-2021, 10:04 AM
He literally had to go to hospital when he had it but doesn't believe in it.

Fucking gimp.

Giggles
05-09-2021, 10:04 AM
If they do go down the vaccine passport route, I imagine it will be amazingly easy to get around. Just take a screenshot of a friend's.

Do you not have to show photo ID along with it over there?

Shindig
05-09-2021, 10:07 AM
Yeah, this rushed medical trial process that received more funding and involved millions of participants worldwide. Such recklessness.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 10:13 AM
Do you not have to show photo ID along with it over there?

I don't believe so, but I've never been asked for mine so far.

Magic
05-09-2021, 10:27 AM
He literally had to go to hospital when he had it but doesn't believe in it.

More twisting of the truth.

Magic
05-09-2021, 10:28 AM
Yeah, this rushed medical trial process that received more funding and involved millions of participants worldwide. Such recklessness.

Convenient.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 10:31 AM
More twisting of the truth.

Did you go to hospital with Covid? Did you not require medication for Pneumonia? Did you not type the words "I'm going to die"?

Magic
05-09-2021, 10:43 AM
No. I went to hospital because it was out of hours and they wanted to test me first and that was the only place with the fucking army tents and suits.

Yes.

Yes.

But I'm fine now and back to full fitness.

Shindig
05-09-2021, 10:48 AM
Convenient.

Yeah, it's almost as if pandemics don't come around very often. You also seemed really excited to infect your family with the disease that does not exist.

Magic
05-09-2021, 10:50 AM
Yeah, it's almost as if pandemics don't come around very often. You also seemed really excited to infect your family with the disease that does not exist.

They're not my family.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 10:53 AM
No. I went to hospital because it was out of hours and they wanted to test me first and that was the only place with the fucking army tents and suits.

Yes.

Yes.

But I'm fine now and back to full fitness.

Yes, yes and yes then.

You're one of the "hospitalisation" statistics lad. Team Fear point at you and say "see, it affects the young too!". :happycry:

Waffdon
05-09-2021, 10:53 AM
Your daughter is

Bam
05-09-2021, 11:00 AM
Your daughter is

Debatable.

Magic
05-09-2021, 11:22 AM
Your daughter is

And she was completely fine.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 11:30 AM
And she was completely fine.

Debatable.

Don
05-09-2021, 11:53 AM
Lads, settle down. If things get heated I'll be forced to up Spikey and the soft shite crews' previous initial thoughts on vaccine posts which we are now getting :rasta:

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 11:56 AM
I remain convinced vaccines for adults are a good idea and I was roundly set upon for being doubtful of extending them to children last time it was discussed. My position hasn't changed since then.

Don
05-09-2021, 12:10 PM
Everyone in their right mind was lolling at the idea of vaccine passports when we were discussing it and we were confident they would never come about. We're less than a month away from them coming into use and everyone is happy to brush over it because it doesn't affect them any more. Life comes at you fast.

Yevrah
05-09-2021, 12:12 PM
I remain convinced vaccines for adults are a good idea and I was roundly set upon for being doubtful of extending them to children last time it was discussed. My position hasn't changed since then.

This is one of the reasons SCIENCE is so dangerous. You were set upon for holding a perfectly reasoned and legitimate view, seemingly because SCIENCE advocates would prefer to start with 'why not' rather than 'why'.

COVID is here to stay and it barely affects children. Vaxxing them when vaccines do pose a risk (albeit an incredibly small one) without it helping one bit to get rid of COVID (an impossible task) is a bit fucked up for me.

Yevrah
05-09-2021, 12:14 PM
Everyone in their right mind was lolling at the idea of vaccine passports when we were discussing it and we were confident they would never come about. We're less than a month away from them coming into use and everyone is happy to brush over it because it doesn't affect them any more. Life comes at you fast.

And I was also lolled at for suggesting that a vested interest was keeping the vaccine train going and yet, here we still are.

Unless the disease gets bored and lols off, where we are now is as good as it's going to get, no matter how many more adults (and children) we effectively force to have one.

7om
05-09-2021, 12:27 PM
I'm all for vaccines, just not political rushed pointless ones for fake diseases.

You boring twat.

Yevrah
05-09-2021, 12:37 PM
How somebody could get hospitalised by this (or get it twice for that matter) and still not want a vaccine is absolutely beyond me.

Don
05-09-2021, 12:42 PM
Not really sure what's difficult to understand once you stop the reflex reaction to get angry or throw insults at them.

It's been no worse than the flu on both occasions. I was against the flu jab and my position hasn't changed just because I could be saving a few fat messes by having this one.

Kikó
05-09-2021, 12:44 PM
Have you ever had the flu? Why would you want something that can give you the flu?

Yevrah
05-09-2021, 12:50 PM
Not really sure what's difficult to understand once you stop the reflex reaction to get angry or throw insults at them.

It's been no worse than the flu on both occasions. I was against the flu jab and my position hasn't changed just because I could be saving a few fat messes by having this one.

But you're clearly vulnerable to it and while that might not be much of a big deal in your 30s, it's potentially going to kill you one day.

Yevrah
05-09-2021, 12:58 PM
And to clarify, I'm not angry or looking to throw insults at people. We've already done enough to get COVID as manageable as possible so if you don't want it that's up to you, I just don't get why.

Don
05-09-2021, 01:03 PM
Have you ever had the flu? Why would you want something that can give you the flu?

Your question (second one as the first is just more relentless toxicity) should be reworded 'why don't you wish to get the vaccine and reduce the risk of flu-like symptoms, kind sir?'

Thank you for taking the interest and asking. I don't see a bit of temporary pain or discomfort as something to actively avoid the same way most do (e.g. I don't use Paracetemol). Natural healing is also preferable when you're this in tune with your mind and body. Namaste.


But you're clearly vulnerable to it and while that might not be much of a big deal in your 30s, it's potentially going to kill you one day.

I'm not some staunchly against taking it if the risks change and the virus presents more of a threat than a week of discomfort (or indeed if the next lads trip to some Eastern European brothel demands it). I just think it's important to fight back against the tirade of abuse those who reject the vaccine get. A man of the people, some may say.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 01:05 PM
A manlet of the people. [/toxicity]

Boydy
05-09-2021, 01:17 PM
How much coke are you hoovering up that schnoz on these lads trips?

Don
05-09-2021, 01:36 PM
The recreational drug use chapter of my memoirs was closing before lockdown let alone now with most of the lads deciding to choose washing machines and electrical tin openers.

7om
05-09-2021, 01:37 PM
Not really sure what's difficult to understand once you stop the reflex reaction to get angry or throw insults at them.

It's been no worse than the flu on both occasions. I was against the flu jab and my position hasn't changed just because I could be saving a few fat messes by having this one.

If you still can’t grasp why this disease is different to flu then I genuinely worry about you.

Magic
05-09-2021, 01:47 PM
I've had flu and blowvid once and it's not made me want to get a vaccination against either lol.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 01:51 PM
I've had flu and blowvid once and it's not made me want to get a vaccination against either lol.

Taz has the excuse of having had a mild dose (losing taste and smell aside), you got Pneumonia and thought you were dying. You genuinely are a retard.

Magic
05-09-2021, 01:57 PM
It was a rough patch.

Lewis
05-09-2021, 02:02 PM
I understand where Taz is coming from, and I would have LET IT RIP first time round/wasn't overly arsed about getting the vaccine; but 'fake disease' and all that you wot mate.

Magic
05-09-2021, 02:04 PM
It's tongue in cheek, of course. Yes it's serious but not for me. Funny how nobody gave me shit when I had the flu and never had a vaccine...

Shindig
05-09-2021, 02:10 PM
You were showing us pictures of your own bloody piss.

Magic
05-09-2021, 02:18 PM
Nothing to do with vid.

Magic
05-09-2021, 02:19 PM
My pneumonia was worse with flu. My ancillary symptoms were worse with vid.

Kikó
05-09-2021, 02:22 PM
Your question (second one as the first is just more relentless toxicity) should be reworded 'why don't you wish to get the vaccine and reduce the risk of flu-like symptoms, kind sir?'

Thank you for taking the interest and asking. I don't see a bit of temporary pain or discomfort as something to actively avoid the same way most do (e.g. I don't use Paracetemol). Natural healing is also preferable when you're this in tune with your mind and body. Namaste.



I'm not some staunchly against taking it if the risks change and the virus presents more of a threat than a week of discomfort (or indeed if the next lads trip to some Eastern European brothel demands it). I just think it's important to fight back against the tirade of abuse those who reject the vaccine get. A man of the people, some may say.

Loads of words. Have you had the flu?

Don
05-09-2021, 02:32 PM
Mans wanting a picturebook.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 02:35 PM
What is your actual reason for not wanting to get a vaccine? Neither you nor Magic ever actually say what it is.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 02:36 PM
Yes it's serious but not for me. Funny how nobody gave me shit when I had the flu and never had a vaccine...

You're in your 30's and you've had Pneumonia twice. Once because of Covid, so it clearly is serious for you, and yes you should probably have the Flu Vaccine if that also gave you Pneumonia, you walking fucking Thalidomide case.

Magic
05-09-2021, 03:26 PM
What is your actual reason for not wanting to get a vaccine? Neither you nor Magic ever actually say what it is.

Don't need it.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 03:34 PM
Don't need it.

You are more likely to be significantly unwell with covid than to have a serious vaccine side effect. That is a fact, even ignoring your medical history.

With that being the case, what is the logic behind not having the vaccine? Even if the risks of you being seriously unwell with covid are relatively small, the risks of the vaccine are much smaller, so why would you not have it? The balance of risk is just so obviously in favour of being vaccinated I can't understand why you wouldn't.

I'm not trying to start an argument here, I genuinely don't understand your position.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 03:40 PM
To give a bit of context.

You say you're not against all vaccinations. So presumably you've had your daughter vaccinated against measles?

The last year for which there is data for measles deaths is 2017, when there was 1 death in the UK (in an adult). There have been 8 deaths in the last 10 years for which there is data.

Why do you judge the measles vaccine worth having - given the risk of your daughter actually dying of measles is (at an educated guess) drastically lower than your risk of dying from covid - but you don't judge the covid vaccine as worth having?

How does that stack up?

Magic
05-09-2021, 03:54 PM
I may get it eventually, will see how it pans out. Far too political for me just now.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 04:05 PM
Why would you factor politics into whether or not you get a vaccine? What does that even mean?

Giggles
05-09-2021, 04:13 PM
Because people don’t come any thicker.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 04:27 PM
Said the man who believes every climate scientist in the world is faking data to benefit people who sell wind turbines.

Giggles
05-09-2021, 04:30 PM
If you think the climate change industry is only at the low level of wind turbines then I may retract that statement above.

Magic
05-09-2021, 04:37 PM
Why would you factor politics into whether or not you get a vaccine? What does that even mean?

It's a unique vaccine mate. Now you've got basic human rights being violated. It's fucked.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 04:40 PM
So you're not getting vaccinated as a political statement?

Unique how? In terms of mechanism? So what?

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 04:41 PM
You should go on hunger strike Maggers.

Magic
05-09-2021, 04:42 PM
No I'm not getting vaccinated because I don't need to. I think people like Giggles and Mahow who are walking disgraces should but healthy and young people should be at their discretion. They should have vaccine passports for cruises, greasy spoon cafes and bingo.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 04:43 PM
Again, the balance of risk (especially with your medical history) is very much in favour of being vaccinated. So why wouldn't you?

You never answer the question.

Spikey M
05-09-2021, 04:44 PM
You're all over the shop Custard.

Giggles
05-09-2021, 04:48 PM
No I'm not getting vaccinated because I don't need to. I think people like Giggles and Mahow who are walking disgraces should but healthy and young people should be at their discretion. They should have vaccine passports for cruises, greasy spoon cafes and bingo.

I think pathetic people who aren’t man enough for their wife and will probably destroy their daughter are walking disgraces but that still doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s one small jab in the arm and may help with underlying conditions you don’t know about (especially with your history; a whole pile worse than mine) would make it a no brainier to take.

Boydy
05-09-2021, 04:50 PM
He's scared of needles.

Lewis
05-09-2021, 04:53 PM
Just been needled there weeeeew.

Magic
05-09-2021, 05:24 PM
I think pathetic people who aren’t man enough for their wife and will probably destroy their daughter are walking disgraces but that still doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s one small jab in the arm and may help with underlying conditions you don’t know about (especially with your history; a whole pile worse than mine) would make it a no brainier to take.

I don't have a wife bloatbag.

Giggles
05-09-2021, 05:45 PM
Exactly.

Don
05-09-2021, 05:58 PM
Mad how your 'choice' breeds such a response, Magic.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 07:18 PM
I'm genuinely curious why people are hesitant, but nobody who is seems to want to say. I can't account for giggles.

Lewis
05-09-2021, 07:28 PM
Alright faggot you run out of pizza pellets?

Don
05-09-2021, 07:32 PM
Another one that wants a picturebook.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 07:34 PM
Another one that wants a picturebook.

If you want to explain in picture form because you're struggling to express it in words then that's fine.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 07:37 PM
Alright faggot you run out of pizza pellets?

Are you their tard wrangler or something?

Giggles
05-09-2021, 07:42 PM
I'm genuinely curious why people are hesitant, but nobody who is seems to want to say. I can't account for giggles.

What? Do you think I didn’t get it?

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 07:47 PM
No, Taz was whining about the reaction they get for not having it. I was saying I was trying to have a reasonable conversation and it wasn't my fault that you went off on them (and gave Taz another excuse to deflect the question).

Even if the answer is "I just don't want it", but there's clearly more to it than that for both of them that neither of them want to say.

Dquincy
05-09-2021, 07:58 PM
Alright faggot you run out of pizza pellets?

:D

Dquincy
05-09-2021, 07:58 PM
I'm genuinely curious why people are hesitant, but nobody who is seems to want to say. I can't account for giggles.
Fucking hell, he's already answered the question!

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 08:01 PM
No he hasn't. But neither of them are clearly willing to so whatever

Dquincy
05-09-2021, 08:01 PM
This Magic and Taz abuse is something else. They've answered your questions yet you still berate them.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 08:02 PM
Berate :D

Don
05-09-2021, 08:03 PM
This went bad quickly for our young hero. He was just trying to have a reasonable conversation, too :(

Dquincy
05-09-2021, 08:08 PM
Berate :D

I liked your point about the measles, but I do think this covid malarkey/vaccine thing is different.

Giggles
05-09-2021, 08:08 PM
This Magic and Taz abuse is something else. They've answered your questions yet you still berate them.

There is no right answer. They’re fucking mongs.

randomlegend
05-09-2021, 08:14 PM
This went bad quickly for our young hero. He was just trying to have a reasonable conversation, too :(

Yeah, when Quincy started fighting your corner for you I really took a hit.

Don
05-09-2021, 08:17 PM
I reckon if you keep abusing him he may retract the bit where he says he identified answers.

Dquincy
05-09-2021, 08:25 PM
Yeah, when Quincy started fighting your corner for you I really took a hit.

That's not very nice.

Queenslander
05-09-2021, 11:02 PM
Dictator Dan has coming out swinging saying no jab, no play for the Victorian Vaccine Economy.

Lol out loud.

Edit: Police in Western Australia and Victoria have both been caught illegally accessing QR code sign ins to track suspects.

Both Labor (scum) and the LNP love the police so I expect this to be more common going forward.

Spikey M
06-09-2021, 02:00 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-58406526

'Straylya to open the borders?

Queenslander
06-09-2021, 02:09 PM
QANTAS reckon they will be back in business by Christmas.

I still can't see State borders going back to normal this year though.

Boydy
06-09-2021, 08:52 PM
1434693778246340610

:lol:

Disco
06-09-2021, 08:54 PM
Anti-parasitic indeed.

Spikey M
06-09-2021, 08:55 PM
1434693778246340610

:lol:

:D

niko_cee
06-09-2021, 09:20 PM
So the conspiracy nuts have accidentally stumbled into the actual plot of Utopia? Love it.