Coronavirus Death Thread

[Jimmy Floyd]

Heads have gone, part 78:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E78A_coWEAMIY3y?format=jpg&name=large

[Spikey M]

People absolutely love misery. They can't get enough of it.

[Yevrah]

As the answers go down it's absolutely clear as day that far too many Mrs 45's have been included in that survey to make it representative.

Closing nightclubs? Of course! But I still want more than 6 people allowed in my house!

[Jimmy Floyd]

The results of a lot of polls I have read indicate a huge skew towards women, which suggests that I (perhaps understandably) don't talk to enough women in my day to day life, or that INSTITUTIONAL SEXISM is real. That isn't to say women are right, but I found it interesting.

The most telling one was when 'the public' wanted beauty and nail bars open before pubs and restaurants.

[Yevrah]

And where's the 10pm curfew question gone?

[Kikó]

Social distancing in pubs and restaurants? O rly? Maybe you are willing to pay more for the reduced capacity?

[Raoul Duke]

To be fair, nightclubs are shit

[Pepe]

As someone who works with SCIENTISTS every day I have to agree with all of them being a bunch of charlatans. At least the ones on universities, many private sector ones are alright. The beauty of being judged by results and not by, well, after a few years, nothing.

[Giggles]

#closetheclubs.

Always.

[Yevrah]

As someone who works with SCIENTISTS every day I have to agree with all of them being a bunch of charlatans. At least the ones on universities, many private sector ones are alright. The beauty of being judged by results and not by, well, after a few years, nothing.

I am gaining followers. :cool:

[Manc]

The cult of Yev.

[Shindig]

Night of the Long Brooms.

[Magic]

So my chest tremors are reducing, however for the past 3 days I've had searing pressure in my face and forehead. It's not banging just constant pressure. Far worse than my covid concussion headache. Nightmare.

[Offshore Toon]

Nothing that a stack of Funktion One can't remedy.

[Giggles]

A load of the government had a party recently to celebrate some yank ex minister getting a cushy envoy gig (whole other sorry story), and now that there’s questions they’ve trotted out the attorney general to tell us all that we were allowed to have gatherings of 200 all along and we just didn’t know. Despite anything even near that number for joe public not being allowed. And they’ll get away with it too. What a country.

[Giggles]

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[Queenslander]

Stage 4 lockdown is doing it's job we might be in the clear next week. The contact tracing is also going a phenomenal job.

Edit: My brother works for a freight company and they are offering everyone $100 to get the jab before vaccine passports are mandatory for the industry. All the God bothering Polynesian fellas are happy to walk away from a very well paid job because they are strong anti-vax. RIP

[Manc]

Second jab done. Arm has once again gone a little dead. Head is cloudy.

[Queenslander]

Last 24 hours is down to 10 cases now with 8 of them already in quarantine. We are tracking well ATM...

[Queenslander]

My mistake Yevrah you are right.


. Barbaric’: Returning citizens who live abroad will need permission to leave Australia


https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/australia-says-it-will-lock-in-returning-citizens-who-permanently-live-abroad-20210805-p58gb9.html

[Yevrah]

Van-Tam is so good.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58112957 (Bit further down).

We should make him the poster boy of actual science.

[Manc]

Anyone else get armpit pain from the vaccine? (rest in pieces).

[Spikey M]

I didn't, but I've had swollen glands there when I had an infection (thank your mum for that), so it's probably just that.

[Luca]

Anyone else get armpit pain from the vaccine? (rest in pieces).

I did. My armpit glands swelled up and hurt. I’m here though, so you should be fine…

[randomlegend]

Yeah it's a fairly common side effect.

[Spikey M]

Of sleeping with his mum?

[-james-]

No vaccine side effects and no covid despite spending many hours in the company of people who tested positive. Absolute dogshit virus.

[Magic]

So my chest tremors are reducing, however for the past 3 days I've had searing pressure in my face and forehead. It's not banging just constant pressure. Far worse than my covid concussion headache. Nightmare.

7 days now...it hasn't improved at all. :sick:

Am I a long kovid Karen?

[Spikey M]

Lol

[Magic]

Also I can't touch alcohol as it makes feel incredibly sick. :(

[Shindig]

No greater time to turn to drugs, then.

[randomlegend]

7 days now...it hasn't improved at all. :sick:

Am I a long kovid Karen?

Sounds like sinusitis. Have you got manky snot?

[igor_balis]

Anyone else get armpit pain from the vaccine? (rest in pieces).

Typical manc bullshit post, pain, believable, sure, but had to add the wacky zany fact it was in an unexpected place like the armpit. You're not fooling anyone

[igor_balis]

In all seriousness it's a shame you got vaccinated because I'd have loved it if you had gotten covid and died.

[Giggles]

That’s took a turn. Did I miss a tiff while I was away?

[randomlegend]

In all seriousness it's a shame you got vaccinated because I'd have loved it if you had gotten covid and died.

:lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That’s took a turn. Did I miss a tiff while I was away?

Manc believes that Igor's WACKY anecdotes are fictional or exaggerated.

It's small time compared to you and Smiffy.

[Spikey M]

That’s took a turn. Did I miss a tiff while I was away?

Manc reckons Igor makes up his stories of misadventure, Igor reckons Manc only thinks that because he's a boring cunt.

[Giggles]

Manc believes that Igor's WACKY anecdotes are fictional or exaggerated.

It's small time compared to you and Smiffy.

Don’t we all think that?

[igor_balis]

Mate you think eating spaghetti is an affectation, so I'm not surprised you think that.

[niko_cee]

:D

Can't wait to hear about the wacky misadventure that's brought this on.

[Offshore Toon]

Igor just likes an adventure and has no standards.

[Spikey M]

I feel like I need a nemesis on here. It looks alot of fun. Would anyone like to Audition for the part?

[Shindig]

You don't really audition for a nemesis. The magic just happens.

[Giggles]

Mate you think eating spaghetti is an affectation, so I'm not surprised you think that.

Alright John.

[Offshore Toon]

Giggles trying to punch that seagull and falling over a bench trumps anything else.

[randomlegend]

I feel like I need a nemesis on here. It looks alot of fun. Would anyone like to Audition for the part?

You're not argumentative enough to garner a nemesis.

[Giggles]

Yeah you need to be a complete cunt or just a bit of a chode like iiiigs.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah you need to be a complete cunt or just a bit of a chode like iiiigs.
Spikey should be fine on both counts. :huhu:

[Shindig]

To be fair, Yev found a nemesis in SCIENCE so you don't have to go looking specifically for board members.

[randomlegend]

I think Yev's the only member who could pull off a feud with a concept.

[Magic]

Sounds like sinusitis. Have you got manky snot?

Nah it's not more like PVFS?

[Spikey M]

To be fair, Yev found a nemesis in SCIENCE so you don't have to go looking specifically for board members.

Elon Musk it is.

[igor_balis]

Tbf the fact that manc started stalking me and posting shite every time I said something roughly when shindig stopped doing it at least made me consider that I am indeed a bit of a chode, but i thought about it and I'm not, and that's that.

[Queenslander]

Brisvegas lockdown has been lifted.

8 day lockdown appears to have contained the Delta variant. :flex:

Now watch it spread like wildfire on the Gold Coast and Cairns.

[Waffdon]

Tbf the fact that manc started stalking me and posting shite every time I said something roughly when shindig stopped doing it at least made me consider that I am indeed a bit of a chode, but i thought about it and I'm not, and that's that.

I can’t tell if Manc is 16 or 50.

[Queenslander]

A NSW health rep just broke down on telly saying the ICU in NSW is at breaking point.

67 covid patients in ICU 29 on ventilators.

The NSW Health Minister just brushed off a lockdown question to say the ICU in NSW is the best in the world. Lol wat?

Sydney is deadset Trump country.

[Don]

Yesterday's numbers have a +3k increase on last week and I'm hearing of more and more people testing positive in my circles.

Was at my first festival on Saturday, absolute scenes. Give me August bank holiday too and then lock it all down again for all I care.

[Offshore Toon]

Feel quite good now. Still a short of breath mess on any steep incline but I've been getting out and about and feeling energetic so I'll consider COVID complete.

In other news, I'm raging that Boomtown got cancelled as it would have been this coming weekend and been fine. I should have booked a soulless Tory festival with proper financial backing. Still ain't got my refund from Boom. :moop:

[Magic]

How long has that been?

[Yevrah]

I went out out on Saturday night. Outside of local pubs everything is still broken round here.

[Luke Emia]

What's this absolute mental shit I heard about in Scotland that if you are in a club you have to wear a mask whilst walking around but not while you are dancing. Seriously?

[Spikey M]

That can't be true, surely? :D

[Ian]

Maybe it's a social experiment to see if you can make nightclubs even shitter and still have people pretending they're great.

[Andy]

No mask is needed for the 3 Ds - Drinking, Dancing and Dining. Otherwise mask up. Bonkers.

I had a really normal weekend that felt like being back in 2019. Two restaurants, a pub and a shopping trip. Ordering at the bar, no crazy one way system, 8 of us around a table and no requirement for masks.

[Jimmy Floyd]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8WTWbfX0AYPouz?format=jpg&name=large

Heads have gone part 79 ft. It's Time To Stop Listening To Women

[Spikey M]

Part of me is warming to Vaccine Passports because the Anti-Vaxxers not being allowed to do anything would be extremely funny.

I love University Campuses being right up top. More insight into who the respondents are. :happycry:

[Yevrah]

Does visit cover 'be treated in them' and do 45% of people therefore think we shouldn't be treating anyone, for anything, in a hospital if they haven't had a COVID vaccine?

[Spikey M]

Almost certainly yes.

[Yevrah]

While I was enjoying a delicious pint in gale force winds on Saturday night I saw a (traditional) family of three walk past where the Dad and kid weren't wearing a mask but the Mum was (while holding the Dad's hand).

I would love to be a fly on the wall in that household.

[Kikó]

Why are you still in lockdown?

[Spikey M]

Still see masks in shops (about 50/50 now) and queues are still distanced (that can stay please), but everything genuinely does feel back to normal for me now.

Had friends over Saturday, went to a "fun day" on Sunday. Pub lunch. Lovely stuff.

[SvN]

We went out for my wife's birthday this weekend and it was basically pre-pandemic. Ordering at the bar, not a mask in sight, huge groups mixing. There was even a crowd near the bar watching the football. It brought a tear to my eye.

[Magic]

Still masked up in the wasteland. Absolute joke

[Offshore Toon]

How long has that been?
Just under four weeks.

[Magic]

Just under four weeks.

Defo long covid for me. :(

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

*Long Novid.

[Spikey M]

*Mong Novid

[igor_balis]

I'm basically at the point where I'll wear a mask in places if the people I'm with/are there are wearing them to not piss them off, but I find it hard to motivate myself to be the one person with one.

[Spikey M]

My mask is in my pocket, but I've only put it on a couple of times over the last week or 2.

[Giggles]

I wear two everywhere.

[Shindig]

I've had my second jab now so I'll probably phase the mask out within a fortnight. I'm definitely starting to feel like a minority. I'm kind of saddened how easy it was to walk in and get jabbed, compared to May. It really is a trickle of people now.

[Magic]

I wear two everywhere.

Not enough.

[Magic]

I've had my second jab now so I'll probably phase the mask out within a fortnight. I'm definitely starting to feel like a minority. I'm kind of saddened how easy it was to walk in and get jabbed, compared to May. It really is a trickle of people now.

:harold:

Do you really believe it makes a difference.

[Shindig]

I mean, I couldn't not put it on the vaccination centre.

[Spikey M]

It's telling that I'm genuinely not sure if he means the mask or the vaccine.

[Mike]

My weekend was very pre covid, went to a wedding, went shopping and out for tea.

[Kikó]

It's telling that I'm genuinely not sure if he means the mask or the vaccine.

Probably both.

[Magic]

Imagine being saddened at the fact you didn't have to queue at the Wacconation centre.

[Shindig]

Imagine losing a foot race to a 9 year old.

[Magic]

Let's just say I've never lost since.

[Don]

How do you manage to judge someone for not having a vax but then not wear a mask yourself?

[Shindig]

How did you pick that up? Does covid effect your sight as well?

[Don]

It wasn't aimed at you, if I was going to question your thinking in life we'd be here for a long time.

[Queenslander]

I show up to the showground half an hour early as advised only for the car park cunt to tell me to sit in the grandstand untill it is exactly my time. Now in the line the people in front of me are 2 hours early. I'm furious and on top of that I got rained on for 5 minutes as there is zero shelter for the people in line.


SEETHING

https://i.ibb.co/Z16HR7D/IMG-20210810-120027-296.jpg (https://ibb.co/4gZsw3r)

[Jimmy Floyd]

That whole setup looks like a shambles.

[Queenslander]

She was a rough one. Inside was a well oiled machine the process took a couple of minutes. No wonder the hospitals are short staffed because this joint had at least 30 QLD Health staff.

[Shindig]

Have they not got any voluntary organisations to fall back on. Some kind of St. Johns Ambulance equivalent?

[Queenslander]

GP's and Pharmacies are pumping out AZ jabs to people ATM.

[randomlegend]

Some friends were due to get married Saturday after delaying for a year. The bride has just tested positive so they're having to cancel.

Feel absolutely gutted for them.

[SvN]

Jesus. Have they lost their money?

[Magic]

Lost their minds.

[Baz]

How do you manage to judge someone for not having a vax but then not wear a mask yourself?Nah, anyone who’s not had at least one jab by now deserves ridiculing until they’re guilted into having it and stop risking lives. Masks are nowhere near as effective as the goddamn vaccine in preventing people you go near from catching covid.

I went to a wedding on Friday with the local director of public health and nobody had masks on. I asked if she was tempted to put hers on but she said no, she was comfortable that the other guests seemed like a sensible crowd and have more than likely started their vaccinations, if not already double-jabbed. She even danced with strangers on the dance floor, no masks in sight but lots of delicious chemicals coursing through our throbbing veins.

So antimaskers (well, non-maskwearers, rather than the ‘wtf u wearing a mask for lol’ type) are fine, now they’re no longer enforced, but antivaxxers are just straight dumb.

[randomlegend]

Jesus. Have they lost their money?

Not sure what's happening on that front. Only just found out and haven't pried. Wedding insurance doesn't cover covid though apparently so I'm guessing they're going to lose some at least.

[Don]

I went to a wedding on Friday with the local director of public health and nobody had masks on. I asked if she was tempted to put hers on but she said no, she was comfortable that the other guests seemed like a sensible crowd and have more than likely started their vaccinations, if not already double-jabbed. She even danced with strangers on the dance floor, no masks in sight

Gahahah :happycry:

[Spikey M]

Taz becoming a double masker is a twist I didn't see coming.

[randomlegend]

Taz becoming a double masker is a twist I didn't see coming.

One for each nostril presumably.

[Don]

Keep calm before you get your third jabs lads.

[Manc]

Nine days remaining as a non reptile.

[Magic]

Keep calm before you get your third jabs lads.

Looking forward to the I'VE BEEN BOOSTED kru and the double jabbed nonces being ostracised. :drool:

[randomlegend]

I'm personally enjoying being part of the "haven't had pneumonia" kru.

[Spikey M]

And the "not being a little bitch about needles" Kru.

[Kikó]

Looking forward to the I'VE BEEN BOOSTED kru and the double jabbed nonces being ostracised. :drool:

Ah another conspiracy theory line of argument. You need to disconnect from that mental community before you become too embedded.

[randomlegend]

"being able to taste your food" kru represent.

[Magic]

I hear the vaccine cures long Bovid...:sherlock:

[Baz]

Just don’t get covid and stop being a delta cuck.

[igor_balis]

GP's and Pharmacies are pumping out AZ jabs to people ATM.

Efficient way to double jab I suppose.

[Kikó]

:henn0rz:

[Dquincy]

Nah, anyone who’s not had at least one jab by now deserves ridiculing until they’re guilted into having it and stop risking lives. Masks are nowhere near as effective as the goddamn vaccine in preventing people you go near from catching covid.

I went to a wedding on Friday with the local director of public health and nobody had masks on. I asked if she was tempted to put hers on but she said no, she was comfortable that the other guests seemed like a sensible crowd and have more than likely started their vaccinations, if not already double-jabbed. She even danced with strangers on the dance floor, no masks in sight but lots of delicious chemicals coursing through our throbbing veins.

So antimaskers (well, non-maskwearers, rather than the ‘wtf u wearing a mask for lol’ type) are fine, now they’re no longer enforced, but antivaxxers are just straight dumb.

You really do spout some bollocks don't you. It's common knowledge that the vaccine doesn't stop spread of the virus. The fact that they are still asking vax'd people to continue wearing masks might tell you something.

[Dquincy]

http://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-herd-immunity-not-a-possibility-with-delta-variant-says-head-of-oxford-vaccine-group-12378242

[Queenslander]

Efficient way to double jab I suppose.

:lol:

[Baz]

You really do spout some bollocks don't you. It's common knowledge that the vaccine doesn't stop spread of the virus. The fact that they are still asking vax'd people to continue wearing masks might tell you something.Having the vaccine makes you less likely to spread covid, you moron.

[Kikó]

Baz fighting the good fight. :cool:

[niko_cee]

It's all a game of semantics though.

Being vaccinated puts you at reduced risk of actually getting it [and obviously being seriously unwell if you do get it] so it prevents spread in that regard.

As to transmissability [or viral load] this (https://www.bmj.com/content/374/bmj.n1960) seems to suggest the effect of vaccination may not be that great* [I don't know the veracity/credibility of the study cited]. Obviously the overall message is vaccine good, so maybe the other stuff is in the too soon to know for sure pile.

People will always pick the evidence they want to suit their agenda, so I guess transmission rates could be back on the menu for the novid/zero covid alliance.

*edit - maybe that should be not completely effective, as the wedding anecdote seems like a good level of reduced transmission seeing as all you hear is that once it gets into a domestic setting then everyone gets it.

[Spikey M]

You really do spout some bollocks don't you. It's common knowledge that the vaccine doesn't stop spread of the virus. The fact that they are still asking vax'd people to continue wearing masks might tell you something.

"Seatbelts don't stop car crashes".

[Shindig]

You just have to look at the numbers, really. Cases are down from a month ago, hospitalisations are just over a tenth of last year's peak. Even with side effects, it's a tiny amount of people that get caught out by clots. There is no argument for vaccines having no effect. There is no argument for them being inherently dangerous.

[Don]

Quincy, wind it in mate, they will cite obscure studies with vague findings and wild anecdotes till the they convince all that they are better people.

[Spikey M]

Is there any possibility of you moving on from this shtick at some point Taz?

[Don]

16 months of recreation and at least 2 years of travel lost to fuckwits being fuckwits, forgive me if I'm still failing to be distracted by Love Island.

[Shindig]

Is the bike not getting much use?

[Kikó]

Is there any possibility of you moving on from this shtick at some point Taz?

It's immensely boring.

[Don]

Keep your mutual ass-eating to whatsapp lads, ta.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58164833

Vaccines are going to turn us into I Am Legend type zombies.

[Foe]

Moderna jab #2 side effects are really unpleasant aren’t they?

Felt fine after the jab yesterday but woke up today with all the common side effects and it is deeply unpleasant.

If booster jabs become a thing I’ll be raging.

[Spikey M]

Nobody gets the Moderna one ffs.

[Foe]

You’re assuming I had some sort of choice?

[Shindig]

Yesterday was a bit iffy after the second Pfizer. I put some of it down to no sleep but I had some serious shivers. It’s all good now. Even the arm’s healing quicker than first time out.

[Spikey M]

You’re assuming I had some sort of choice?

I'm assuming you're the only person in the UK to have received the Moderna one. You're basically French now.

[Jimmy Floyd]

God, imagine having Frenchness actually injected into your bloodstream. I need to go and lie in a dark room to get rid of that thought.

[randomlegend]

Girl had Moderna.

[Foe]

I'm assuming you're the only person in the UK to have received the Moderna one. You're basically French now.

Certainly in Aberdeen it’s the most common one. The day I went for mine it was the only one available. My friend went earlier and specifically askew for Pfizer and was told they weren’t doing any that day.

Regardless - I’m starting to feel almost human again now. But this morning was not something I’d like to repeat.

[Magic]

I think that's weird being able to choose your MODEL of vaccine.

[Mike]

Had my second Moderna today, first left me feeling awful, hoping that’s not the case this time as I’m off to Chester tomorrow for a night away.

[Spikey M]

Look at all the Mongderna's crawling out of the woodwork.

[Foe]

Had my second Moderna today, first left me feeling awful, hoping that’s not the case this time as I’m off to Chester tomorrow for a night away.

RIP to you tomorrow morning. X

[Giggles]

I had Moderna and the day after was rough.

[randomlegend]

Yeah she was on the sofa for two days after her second moderna and felt like shit.

[7om]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/58172665

:|

[Spikey M]

Keeping their own athletes on Christmas Island (or wherever they send all those Asians). :happycry:

[niko_cee]

There's no :|, they've just monged everything to hitherto unknown heights.

Side effects are for losers, or for people with functioning immune systems, I lose track.

Ah South Austrailia, the Kingdom of Nick Xenephon and the independent vote.

[7om]

Only 36% have had a single dose. Mind boggling how poor that is for a country seemingly taking this so seriously.

[Shindig]

They needed it to run rife to put the fear among 'em.

[Queenslander]

28 days in quarantine is so fucking stupid. If we had purpose build federal quarantine centres in each State those poor cunts would only need 14 days.

We have got the Moderna in especially for the red pillednl boomers. Hearing that it is a rough one for side effects is great news especially because those maniacs will drink through the period where they are supposed to be off the frog after taking the jab.

[Queenslander]

Only 36% have had a single dose. Mind boggling how poor that is for a country seemingly taking this so seriously.

We still don't have enough supply after Scummo tried to gas light pfyzer into giving him a better deal last year.


Ive stopped caring now I have had my second Pfyzer. I just get to hang shit on friends and family who didn't sign up at the start of june because they didn't want to rush in for various reasons.

[Lewis]

Australian regulators going slow on vaccine approvals as if Britain, America and the European Union might have missed something was a good start, and then the weird campaign against the Oxford one, the only one Australia can manufacture for itself, all felt alright a couple of months ago before the vindaflu got in.

[Mike]

RIP to you tomorrow morning. X
I don’t feel great but so far the effects of jab one were much worse; that was like having full covid again. I just have a sore arm, am hot and a bit of a headache. Fingers crossed it stays this way or gets better.

[Spikey M]

Vindaflu :D

[Queenslander]

Roger that Boss.

https://i.ibb.co/Y7fW90z/FB-IMG-1628761196247.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)

[SvN]

My sister's in Melbourne and according to her, most of the people she works with haven't bothered getting vaccinated, because they just don't see it as particularly important.

[Queenslander]

My brother is the same the nut case.

[Don]

The audacity.

[Queenslander]

The audacity.

:D

I plan to spit on his shoes.

[Mike]

26 hours after the jab it was like someone flicked a switch and I was back to normal other than a sore arm

[Queenslander]

NSW hit another record high of 390 cases in the last 24 hours. A women in her 40's died in her home.


. Queensland Health has revised the definition of essential work for the locked-down border regions.

Non-essential workers now include:

❌teachers
❌anyone who can perform their work remotely
❌childcare workers
❌hospitality workers
❌sales representatives
❌commercial construction workers on non-critical projects

For example, a teacher or hospitality worker from Lismore is not permitted to cross into Coolangatta for work.

But essential workers now include:

✔️a medical practitioner or other prescribed health practitioner
✔️an emergency health services or emergency services worker
✔️national defence, state security or police worker
✔️a freight or logistics operator
✔️an emergency infrastructure worker
✔️air crew or maritime crew
✔️an emergency volunteer
✔️a disaster management worker
✔️a critical infrastructure worker
✔️a tradesperson or construction worker for essential or emergency construction or repairs only

This applies to Ballina Shire, Brewarrina Shire, Bourke Shire, Byron Shire, City of Lismore, Richmond Valley, and Walgett Shire.

The Tweed is not included.

Queenslanders or border residents who have been in a locked-down zone must quarantine at home and follow NSW lockdown rules.

We are seeking more information from Queensland Health and will update this post when we can.

Read more: https://ab.co/3jSTRED

ℹ️ For more details from Queensland Health, and quarantine rules: https://bit.ly/37FJGO6

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/advocate-in-focus/queenslanders-annastacia-hard-border-now-chop-chop-my-grandpa-is-not-ready-to-die/

[Dquincy]

Having the vaccine makes you less likely to spread covid, you moron.

So does wearing masks... :saywhat:

[Queenslander]

NSW travellers entering WA must show proof of COVID-19 vaccination under tighter border rules

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-13/nsw-arrivals-must-show-proof-of-covid-19-vaccination-to-enter-wa/100374638

[Jimmy Floyd]

I know heads have gone generally, including very much over here, but Australian heads have properly gone for a burton.

[Spikey M]

So does wearing masks... :saywhat:

Do you even know what you're trying to argue here?

[Yevrah]

Australia's handling of this is a complete disgrace.

With that few cases, how the fuck are people dying in their homes?

[Magic]

It's actually really funny to watch after their smugness last year. Soon to be a proper isolated third world country, and rightly so.

[SvN]

NSW hit another record high of 390 cases in the last 24 hours. A women in her 40's died in her home.



https://www.betootaadvocate.com/advocate-in-focus/queenslanders-annastacia-hard-border-now-chop-chop-my-grandpa-is-not-ready-to-die/

What's your feeling on how you lot are handling this QL? As an outsider it seems hard to believe how many bad decisions your lot have made over the last 18 months, and it shows no sign of stopping.

[Shindig]

At least the Kiwis are shutting up to allow the population to be jabbed. Although zero covid is a complete folly.

[Yevrah]

Apologies if this has been posted already, but...

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/aug/13/uncharted-territory-few-countries-have-hit-80-covid-vaccination-target-australia-has-set-to-ease-restrictions

80% target to ease restrictions? They have run mad.

[Spikey M]

Sadly, the Aussies have found a problem that closing the borders can't fix and it's kind of their goto move. Right upto closing the borders on individual houses and leaving the people to die within, apparently.

How are they dealing with the dead bodies? Are they to stay inside forevermore? Or are they burning the houses down? They should burn the houses down really. The mass forest fires that triggered would be a fitting end to all this.

[Queenslander]

What's your feeling on how you lot are handling this QL? As an outsider it seems hard to believe how many bad decisions your lot have made over the last 18 months, and it shows no sign of stopping.

My personal experience over the last 18 months has been good my quality of life has barely been effected by Covid.

I think the Federal Government's response has been disgraceful especially when it comes to leaving Aussies stuck overseas while allowing celebrities to come and go willy Nilly.

I think it is disgraceful to ban returning Aussies who work and live overseas from leaving the country without a tick of approval from the Federal government.

I hate that Scummo has got away with playing politics with the States and we are now in a situation where our State borders are physical boundaries preventing movement between States.

We had such a massive Head start last year and it was all for nothing.


Queensland has been brilliant to live in I reckon my total lockdown days this year would be 25 days give or take. A combination of dumb luck and compliance with the 3 day lockdowns has worked wonders. Australia is truly enormous so people refusing to do the right thing in Sydney and Melbourne has almost zero effect on my quality of life.

[Queenslander]

Sadly, the Aussies have found a problem that closing the borders can't fix and it's kind of their goto move. Right upto closing the borders on individual houses and leaving the people to die within, apparently.

How are they dealing with the dead bodies? Are they to stay inside forevermore? Or are they burning the houses down? They should burn the houses down really. The mass forest fires that triggered would be a fitting end to all this.

That is a question for the shambolic NSW Government.

[Spikey M]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58186032

:cab:

[Kikó]

So the situation in the resort in Greece is that for the breakfast and dinners, everyone has to wear masks while moving about and these plastic gloves not to touch the food. It's like some weird surgery situation.

[niko_cee]

Sounds great. Are you there now?

[Offshore Toon]

I should hope everybody is reusing their gloves.

[Spikey M]

I hope there's only 1 pair and you have to pass them to the next in line.

[Kikó]

Sounds great. Are you there now?

Yep. Was utterly bizarre.

[Spikey M]

Is the resort on fire yet?

[Kikó]

"Lovely resort and pleasant service. Burning to death did make it overall however a negative trip. Great for families"

[Magic]

"Lovely resort and pleasant service. Burning to death did make it overall however a negative trip. Great for families"

Wear a mask for protection.

[Dquincy]

Do you even know what you're trying to argue here?

Do you?!

[Spikey M]

Frankly, no.

[Raoul Duke]

I hope there's only 1 pair and you have to pass them to the next in line.

You're just not allowed to flush them down the toilet

[Queenslander]

The tyre fire formally known as NSW hit a new PB of 466 cases.

Edit: My missus just told me that her relatives in Liverpool have reported that the Army are patrolling streets 24 hours a day. I can't even imagine how fucked that must feel to see the fucking ADF outside.

[Queenslander]

After 7 weeks of shuffling deck chairs Gladys has put the entire State of NSW into lockdown.

[Kikó]

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[Queenslander]

1426419617241600000?s=19

That is the most on brand announcement possible.

[Mike]

The tyre fire formally known as NSW hit a new PB of 466 cases.

Edit: My missus just told me that her relatives in Liverpool have reported that the Army are patrolling streets 24 hours a day. I can't even imagine how fucked that must feel to see the fucking ADF outside.

As someone who lives in Liverpool I can report this isn’t the case, at least not in the area I live in. The City Centre is also pretty much back to normal, I’m off there with Baz and some of our friends for an afternoon of drinking later today.

[Kikó]

Liverpool NSW, Mike.

[Spikey M]

Get a picture with some army lads plz.

[Spikey M]

Liverpool NSW, Mike.

I don't think Liverpool is Not Safe for Work, they'd just rather sign on.

[Queenslander]

As someone who lives in Liverpool I can report this isn’t the case, at least not in the area I live in. The City Centre is also pretty much back to normal, I’m off there with Baz and some of our friends for an afternoon of drinking later today.

:D

[Jimmy Floyd]

If the ADF were patrolling the streets of Merseyside we would finally have a casus belli for the long awaited reconquest of Australia. Bombing raids from Diego Garcia, British-backed coup in Canberra, Tony Abbott installed as puppet PM. I'm on board with this conflict.

[Queenslander]

I reckon China might swoop in for the save.

[Queenslander]

To give more context there is currently 20 000 people up the road at the Gabba.

[Magic]

Pissed blood last night lads. Related?

[Magic]

https://i.ibb.co/wWpXJ80/IMG-20210813-221059.jpg

[Magic]

Not my toilet FYI.

[Giggles]

Definitely need a visit to a GP with that happening.

[Shindig]

Yeah, I'd get that checked out.

[Spikey M]

Have you had beetroot? I've freaked myself out with that before (it wasn't that red, mind).

[Don]

You on that beetroot heavy diet too? Absolutely swear by them, god's own balls.

[Magic]

Not eaten it or anything particular red in a while.

[Spikey M]

You on that beetroot heavy diet too? Absolutely swear by them, god's own balls.

Preach brother. :drool:

[Shindig]

It does look a little too red. All blood, no piss.

[randomlegend]

You need to see your GP as soon as possible. Was it associated with any pain?

[Manc]

White socks. :sick:

[Spikey M]

Chill, they'll be red soon.

[Vercetti]

I'd be more concerned about the shape of his flippers.

Can always buy another Ribena.

[Lewis]

lol Beadle feet to go with his Beadle hand.

[Spikey M]

We're all missing the elephant in the room here. Where's the toilet brush? Scummy cunts.

[Spikey M]

Is that the world's thickest pube by your foot?

[Offshore Toon]

I think it's gotten to the point where we need to help Magic. Waff, make sure he gets to the doctor next week and I'll transfer you some money for a toilet brush.

[Magic]

Read the disclaimer, cunts.

[Spikey M]

Fuck your disclaimer. I wouldn't associate with vermin that don't have a bog brush.

[niko_cee]

Aren't toilet brushes basically the most filthy things on the planet? Do you wash it after use?

[randomlegend]

Aren't toilet brushes basically the most filthy things on the planet? Do you wash it after use?

https://i.imgur.com/CFMTMi4.png

[Offshore Toon]

Scrub with the flush.

[Spikey M]

Aren't toilet brushes basically the most filthy things on the planet? Do you wash it after use?

All respect lost.

[Don]

Pro tip: use tissue with your hand to get rid of skidmarks before they solidify and you're forced into using those horrible things.

[niko_cee]

Scrub with the flush.

That's not going to get the little bits of shit [you've presumably been scrubbing] off though, is it?

Spikey being fully on board with them definitely marks them out as the preserve of butlerless lower classes.

[niko_cee]

Anyway, in other toilet matters, I'm off camping next week (joy) and the wife has bought a toilet bucket. I mean, what the fuck is that?

[Giggles]

Taz putting his hand in the shitter is no surprise.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's like a toilet but without the plumbing. Handy if there is a sewage dumping point nearby.

[Manc]

Pro tip: use tissue with your hand to get rid of skidmarks before they solidify and you're forced into using those horrible things.

You dirty cunt.

[Queenslander]

Riverbank Frank should be running NSW

https://fb.watch/7o1pNxJNbh/

[Lewis]

It's only the same as wiping your arse (which he doesn't even use paper for).

[Offshore Toon]

That's not going to get the little bits of shit [you've presumably been scrubbing] off though, is it?

Spikey being fully on board with them definitely marks them out as the preserve of butlerless lower classes.
It's never been an issue. The technique is flawless as long as you aren't dropping a mudslide.

[niko_cee]

It's like a toilet but without the plumbing. Handy if there is a sewage dumping point nearby.

I believe there is a lake.

There's also a pub, a café and, presumably, actual toilet facilities nearby as well though.

[Queenslander]

I'm a glamper myself you couldn't pay me enough to go without public facilities nearby.

[Don]

The white man's inability to clean his arse properly probably sets our climate change efforts back significantly. Be better.

[-james-]

Taz is correct here. Humanity's next great leap will not occur before the last toilet brush is eradicated.

[Queenslander]

Hold your horses PM Sco Mo has announced that we have secured another 1 MILLION pfyzer doses due to arrive in the next 24 hours.

Edit: Sent from Poland. :cab:

[Kikó]

Such a confusing page. Do I care more about Australia's plight, taz wiping the toilet, Niko bucket shitting or blood piss mj?

[Spikey M]

That's not going to get the little bits of shit [you've presumably been scrubbing] off though, is it?

Spikey being fully on board with them definitely marks them out as the preserve of butlerless lower classes.


https://youtu.be/CUP9YaoFsws

[Mike]

Liverpool NSW, Mike.

Oops :D

[Luca]

Taz is right here. The most civilized form of arse cleaning is obviously the bidet. The bidet separates the civilized cultures from the uncivilized ones.

[Giggles]

It’s actually probably the opposite.

[Magic]

So when I say my piss was normal apparently it's not. It's cloudy and frothy.

[Spikey M]

It's a Kindey Infection then.

I'd say get some Antibiotics, but it means getting into bed with BigPharma. Get some Cranberry Juice if you can tolerate BigSupermarkets.

[Magic]

No other symptoms. No pain at all.

[randomlegend]

Do you have any means of checking your blood pressure? If it's bloody and frothy you might need to go to hospital.

[Bernanke]

I pissed blood last Monday, turned out to just be your regular UTI that had gone to my kidneys. I pusseyed out and went for the antibiotics though.

[randomlegend]

Glomerulonephritis (kidney infection) makes you properly ill. If you didn't feel like you needed to go to hospital it was probably just a lower UTI.

EDIT: Pyelonephritis, not glomerulonephritis.

[Bernanke]

Glomerulonephritis (kidney infection) makes you properly ill. If you didn't feel like you needed to go to hospital it was probably just a lower UTI.

I went to the hospital and left a urine + blood sample, but they didn't have a lab on site so I don't know exactly what I had, haven't called to check. CRP was around 60 I think, the doctor just told me to take Bactrim for a week and it should be good. Kidneys started aching progressively over Monday but woke up feeling a lot better Tuesday morning already.