The little things in life that fuck you off

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lol at not including one of your kids because they have Downs.

He was told that if she got more than X amount that the government would effectively turn their back on her and declare her independent from the state. His accountant (who drew up his will) was absolutely fucking shit because it could have gone in a trust (and is) and they wouldn't have a problem.

I left the office in East London at just before 1am otherwise I would miss the last train home, when I left it was close to being agreed and signed.

Bitch cunt then decided she wasn't going to pay for her and her son's mediation preparation costs and attendance for solicitors and barristers (she was the only one who got one plus one for her son). That totals about £10k for her son and about £15k or so for herself. My siblings didn't get to leave the office until just after 3am.

Being a millionaire and quibbling over £25k or so having accepted that earlier.

I'm so glad that the Ukrainian cam girl decided she liked the Turk more.

[Lewis]

How come you have had to cave in then? Why would the original will have not stood up had you insisted on following it?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How come you have had to cave in then? Why would the original will have not stood up had you insisted on following it?

Had it gone to court (which was the next step) they would have then thrown out the will as it would have been deemed not fit. They would then look at my sister and say how much she would have gotten, then my little brother, then the wife (who could have conceivably gotten 50% of everything bar the big property as we'd have made it a non-matrimonial asset) and finally us.

The costs would have at least doubled (they're at just over £300k now) and we'd have been liable for all of it unless they decided that our offers to the wife were more than fair and grant her less. Plus the tax avoidance we've done would be thrown out so we'd have to pay IHT of around £600k.

Our £88k or so (more depending on how much the big property sells for) would more than likely turn to a negative figure. Despite being the most cared for in the will we were in the very worst position, everyone knew that going into the mediation (and some of the offers showcased that as we were fisted at times) and we'd have been dominated in the court.

[Magic]

My dad probably won't leave me fuck all so count yourself lucky.

[mugbull]

Why would the will be deemed not fit?

I feel like you couldve pushed back harder

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why would the will be deemed not fit?

I feel like you couldve pushed back harder

Because it didn't make provisions for my sister with down syndrome and the fact that the wife only got half of the house in the will. The court would say that had they got married she would be entitled to 50% of the estate.

[Byron]

But that's what I don't get, how does a court decide that someone's last will and testament is not up to scratch? The reasons for someone leaving what they do should be honoured.

If that's the case why does anyone do a will? Just let the court sort it out if they are going to say wills are shite anyway.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

But that's what I don't get, how does a court decide that someone's last will and testament is not up to scratch? The reasons for someone leaving what they do should be honoured.

If that's the case why does anyone do a will? Just let the court sort it out if they are going to say wills are shite anyway.
Well exactly, it's such a system.

The inheritance act is from 1975 too so it's massively outdated and too heavily weighted for spouses.

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1975/63

Just look at the start, almost anyone can make a claim ffs.

[Pepe]

My dad probably won't leave me fuck all so count yourself lucky.

I got some Raybans and two fake Rolexes. The old car too but I gave that one to my cousin.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh I was also left his rolex (not fake, so suck it Pepe) but I haven't been given it yet because the wife has it right now.

[Magic]

I bet she's wearing it right now pretending to be you.

[Ian]

Does that count as another of your Failed at Not Being a Cunt moments, Magic?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just heard that she wouldn't agree to paying her son's mediation fees which was one of the main things she went mental about. So she ended up ringing her 9 year old son's litigation friend at 2 in the morning and made her agree that she could take £7,500 from her son's bank account for his mediation fees.

Fucking mental.

[Lewis]

Whichever one of you has no plans for the next eighteen years should take one for the team and kill her.

Good luck, mate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Whichever one of you has no plans for the next eighteen years should take one for the team and kill her.

Good luck, mate.

We need to wait 7 years or we're liable for IHT...

[Lewis]

In which case start Inheritors 4 Justice and scale the London Eye dressed as Iron Man.

[Magic]

Does that count as another of your Failed at Not Being a Cunt moments, Magic?

Not really, on the contrary actually. I was going to go down the route of Mahow being left out of the will because he too has Downs Syndrome but I didn't. So there.

Good luck Mahow. I won't get anything from my dad's money because I have 2 step-sisters and a step-brother who are just as entitled as me even though their mum is thick as shit and hasn't achieved anything in life. I also have a half-brother and half-sister who are entitled to basically the lot as they are under-18. Here's hoping the cunt stays alive for another 5 years at least.

Oh and my sister too. Whatever it is all things being equal it will be divvied up 7 ways, but probably will go to my shitcunt step mum. Unless they both die at the same time. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I still can't get over the fact that she contested her own daughter's share of the life insurance policy, then took half the house away from her 9 year old son as well as £7,500 from his own bank account to pay for his mediation fees.

Meanwhile she's sitting on something like £1.2m in assets/cash plus around £50k a year income with no job.

[Spikey M]

I can't get over some 9 year old cunt having 7 and a half grand in his bank.

[Lewis]

Meanwhile she's sitting on something like £1.2m in assets/cash plus around £50k a year income with no job.

Lofty

[igor_balis]

When my dad goes I'll definitely inherit everything, but 'everything' consists of loads of antique bottles he collected in his bottle-digging phase, weird waistcoats, collarless shirts and shit loads of VHS tapes with early-2000s Television X recorded onto them.

[igor_balis]

Actually, here he is:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/775283_10151360495983739_2116607638_o.jpg

what a guy

edit: on reflection it comes across like i'm basically insensitively bragging about my dad not being dead, so I'll add that he had a big stroke and can't really walk anymore to slightly mitigate my cuntiness

[Magic]

What a don. :cool:

Cool guys like Igor tend to have off the cuff dads like that. Brilliant.

Look at the fucking spac in the background though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I can't get over some 9 year old cunt having 7 and a half grand in his bank.

He had about £40k or so. He was entitled to half rental income from the house (works out at £1,000 or so a month) but he won't be getting that anymore.

[Shindig]

That reminds me. I should try and find out where I put those Power of Attorney documents for my parents.

[John]

Actually, here he is:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/775283_10151360495983739_2116607638_o.jpg

what a guy

edit: on reflection it comes across like i'm basically insensitively bragging about my dad not being dead, so I'll add that he had a big stroke and can't really walk anymore to slightly mitigate my cuntiness

Look at the two bints coming out of the disabled toilet.

[Lewis]

I bet there are more local rumours about him than he's had hot dinners.

[Dquincy]

He had about £40k or so. He was entitled to half rental income from the house (works out at £1,000 or so a month) but he won't be getting that anymore.

Sorry to hear your tale, that all sounds really rough. When did your dad pass away? I ask as I'm wondering how long this has taken to come to a conclusion.

Also, how the frig does a 9 yr old get entitled to half a rental income...

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm not sure the Act is necessarily 'out of date' when it comes to favouring spouses, it just couldn't foresee money-grabbing bitch foreign stripper spouses who want to rape the estate for everything it's worth out of pure greed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sorry to hear your tale, that all sounds really rough. When did your dad pass away? I ask as I'm wondering how long this has taken to come to a conclusion.

Also, how the frig does a 9 yr old get entitled to half a rental income...

He passed away at the end of February 2015 so it's been a fucking long and shit process.

Half the rental income of the family house.

My Dad's home has three floors. The third floor is a studio flat, the second is all rented out bar two rooms and the bottom floor is also not rented out. There is also a cottage type property to the side of the house which my Dad built a few years ago. It's mortgage free and brings in just over £2k a month in rental income.

[Baz]

I have a friend whose mum died when she was really young and now she gets her mum's pension. Forever, as far as I'm aware. And it's a pretty good wage too, apparently. She doesn't have to work. Ever! It's incredible.

Obviously I'd rather have my mum, but still.

EDIT: sounds like your dad was a grafter, Mahow. Surprised he had time to father eight kids and have [at least] two wives. What a man. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I have a friend whose mum died when she was really young and now she gets her mum's pension. Forever, as far as I'm aware. And it's a pretty good wage too, apparently. She doesn't have to work. Ever! It's incredible.

Obviously I'd rather have my mum, but still.

EDIT: sounds like your dad was a grafter, Mahow. Surprised he had time to father eight kids and have [at least] two wives. What a man. :cool:
Seven kids (that we know of) from four different women, three of which were wives.

Started life as, pretty much a peasant (the family home which housed like 11 people was about the size of an average living room), sheep and goat farmer with little education as he was expected to work. Left Cyprus around 18 with £5 in his pocket (but £3 was spent on prostitutes in Paris) learnt a craft, then set up a business despite knowing no English at the time. He's also worked for some crazy rich people (I remember getting to go with him to a Dame's house that he was doing up) and would have had so much more had he not gone through 2 divorces.

[Shindig]

There's a book in that. Write it. Then move on to a movie deal with Will Smith.

[Dquincy]

He passed away at the end of February 2015 so it's been a fucking long and shit process.

Half the rental income of the family house.

My Dad's home has three floors. The third floor is a studio flat, the second is all rented out bar two rooms and the bottom floor is also not rented out. There is also a cottage type property to the side of the house which my Dad built a few years ago. It's mortgage free and brings in just over £2k a month in rental income.

Ah man that sucks. Assuming you were close to him, I hope the Will negotiations are coming to a conclusion so you can draw a line under it and remember the good memories you had with your dad...and forget the bitch woman.

I appreciate we're all only getting one side of this story, but she doesn't sound too pleasant.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ah man that sucks. Assuming you were close to him, I hope the Will negotiations are coming to a conclusion so you can draw a line under it and remember the good memories you had with your dad...and forget the bitch woman.

I appreciate we're all only getting one side of this story, but she doesn't sound too pleasant.
She isn't.

The bad thing about all of this is that what she's done is effectively alienate her 9 year old son (who she shipped off to boarding school last month, which we think was to increase her outgoings) from his siblings because all of us hate her.

She also lied about pretty much everything. She claimed in financial disclosures that she employs a gardener, cleaner, spends around £600 a month on food for herself and my brother, £1000 or so on holidays a month, £300 a month on dentists etc etc. We all know that she doesn't spend that much (she doesn't even have a gardener or cleaner) and she also lied about more things such as a property in Ukraine not existing (despite all of us having seen pictures of it and our Dad telling us all about it) and various payments she made which my older Brother made.

[Pepe]

Nobody married foreigners before Tony Blair.

[Dquincy]

Nobody married foreigners before Tony Blair.

How come?

[Pepe]

Values.

[Spikey M]

People.

This year I have now found out that 2 people I thought I knew very well are utter, utter cunts living lies.

The most recent is girl I sat with at work everyday for 2 years. The father of her children was a nasty peice of work, didn't pay for one of his kids, turned the other against her through lies and all manner of shit. Because of this she was always borrowing money - including from me (a fiver here and there) - and would take a while to pay it back because a catalogue of shit happened. Except... it was all bollocks. She got sacked a couple of days ago for stealing from work, having CCJ's in fake names, managing her debts through her work email and a fuck tonne more. Great stuff when you work for the MOJ.

She is now texting me making out she is hard done by - unaware that I know everything - and that she was ditched for her sickness record. I can't say anything to her as she may be facing legal action, but she has been blocked to fuck on everything now.

[Lewis]

Have you posted a cryptic Facebook status about her yet?

[Spikey M]

This is as close as I will get, sadly.

[Dquincy]

This is as close as I will get, sadly.

Were you attracted to her?

[Spoonsky]

Got lost coming out of a metro stop and missed my bus today. Not an inner city bus, a bus from Canada to Vermont. Seething.

[Giggles]

Got stuck talking to a few English LADS at s funeral tonight. Do you even have schools over there?

[Boydy]

Got stuck talking to a few English LADS at s funeral tonight. Do you even have schools over there?
:D

[Kikó]

Ha :D Where in England, Giggs?

[Magic]

Bumped in to my plumber at the swimming yesterday. :drool:

He's coming round today at some point, it's obviously less easy to fob people off in person when you're half-naked.

[Spikey M]

Were you attracted to her?

Nah. Her messy life extends its self to not looking after herself.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sounds like our neighbour has been drilling for oil for the past hour or so.

[Foe]

Sounds like our neighbour has been drilling for oil for the past hour or so.

Should have done it 18-24 months ago.

[Lewis]

Sounds like our neighbour has been drilling for oil for the past hour or so.

How do you know she's black?

[Spoonsky]

Little things in life you love: I was at a farm yesterday with a handful of llamas. The vintage Pepe derp faces. :cool:

[Pepe]

Llamas are pretty awesome. One of the routes I ride once in a while goes through what I guess is a llama farm since there are about thirty of them poncing about. Libby. :cool:


How do you know she's black?

:face:

[Magic]

Sounds like our neighbour has been drilling for oil for the past hour or so.

Probably your step-mother.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Probably your step-mother.

She is poor.

[Magic]

Not any more.

:eyemouth:

[Ian]

It'd be nice to encounter even one person in London who doesn't think they never have to move when they're in somebody's way.

[Shindig]

Some old, dog-walking couple stopped dead in front of me this morning. I had a bag of shopping with me which meant the dozen eggs I was carrying got smashed right off a lamppost.

[John]

You must have been walking wierdly close to them for that to happen.

[Shindig]

One of them gave me space to pass them and then they changed their minds as I was right behind them.

[Raoul Duke]

It'd be nice to encounter even one person in London who doesn't think they never have to move when they're in somebody's way.

That's part of the game.

Seething at tourists who don't know about standing on the right of escalators :drool:

[mugbull]

Do the British flip which side of the escalator is the walking-up side? Because if you walk up it on the right side then it's all fucked.

[Raoul Duke]

Walk = left
Stand = right

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

People who walk on the right upstairs deserve to die.

It seems that everyone in my Uni does it too.

[Giggles]

You should walk on the side that the country in question drives on.

[Dquincy]

Ban the burka.

[Lewis]

I once got told to 'Get out of the way' when I was standing reading the Tube map (how else am I meant to read it?), so I told them to fuck off with my best you wot mate face on. I bet they're still in hiding.

[Shindig]

The uni lot are terrible at that game. Also, I hate when a queue gets completely ruined by twats.

[Dquincy]

I once got told to 'Get out of the way' when I was standing reading the Tube map (how else am I meant to read it?), so I told them to fuck off with my best you wot mate face on. I bet they're still in hiding.
Your type disgust me.

[Lewis]

Racist.

[Gray Fox]

#JusticeForLewis

[Lewis]

#JFTBestPosterx6

[Jimmy Floyd]

'Get out of the way' is not an acceptable remark on London transport, even if the person is in the way (i.e. all orientals who have ever travelled by tube). Silence and a forward stare are the only acceptable responses.

[John]

Just had the single most racist person I've ever encountered as a taxi driver. Told him where I was going and asked if he needed a postcode for his SatNav, because there are two streets with very similar names nearby and drivers often get confused. The immediate response was 'I know where am going, this skin is white no fucking Paki brown'. He went on to tell me that he wasn't racist until the first 'brown cunts' arrived in Britain, but that he'd now shoot them all.

I waited for my 40p change.

[Dquincy]

Just had the single most racist person I've ever encountered as a taxi driver. Told him where I was going and asked if he needed a postcode for his SatNav, because there are two streets with very similar names nearby and drivers often get confused. The immediate response was 'I know where am going, this skin is white no fucking Paki brown'. He went on to tell me that he wasn't racist until the first 'brown cunts' arrived in Britain, but that he'd now shoot them all.

I waited for my 40p change.
Obviously a very good taxi driver though. Didnt need the sat nav.

[Magic]

:(

What kind of dog was he?

[Magic]

Good stuff, another vicious cunt of a breed off our streets.

[Giggles]

Good stuff, another vicious cunt of a breed off our streets.

MJ :D

Reeled in and bagged that bass like a pro.

[SvN]

Magic you really are a horrible individual sometimes.

[Ian]

And when he's not he appears, these days, to be pretending to be a snivelling, apologetic bore instead.

The dream combo really. He just needs to start typing in text speak and we've hit the jackpot.

[Spoonsky]

What's gone on here? Which dog?

[SvN]

Smiffy deleted his posts, but he said his dog died and posted a photo.

[Disco]

Super harsh from Magic.

But then again it is just a dog, you can get another one tomorrow.

[Ian]

Perspective isn't really a defence of anything involving Magic. He had a fanny attack on here when his daughter had a sniffle once, or some equally non-dramatic ailment.

[Danny]

Still doesn't change your attachment to them though. I was gutted when my childhood dogs died and they were getting on. Not something surprising but still hard to take.

Smiff :console:

[Lewis]

I think that's the funniest New Board post.

Poor dog.

[Boydy]

Dogs > Magic.

[Giggles]

Smiffy deleted his posts, but he said his dog died and posted a photo.

You're not doing it justice, it was much funnier how it happened. He knew he was replying to MJ anyway so it's his own fault for going balls deep with the reply.

[Magic]

And when he's not he appears, these days, to be pretending to be a snivelling, apologetic bore instead.

The dream combo really. He just needs to start typing in text speak and we've hit the jackpot.

I'm the people's champ.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dogs are shit.

[Lewis]

You silly gay cunt.

[leedsrevolution]

Sniff :( I lost my shit when my Hamster died. Poor Missy RIP.

[Reg]

I'm the people's champ.
You use this place as an escape and to receive support from people. But when people might be doing the same thing, you jump on any chance for an insult and attack them unprovoked. Don't you feel like a twat?

[Magic]

What? I just don't like child killing staffies.

[SvN]

Your ignorance is showing, mate.

[Magic]

I don't stereotype anything, I'm very open minded. Except when it comes to murderous dogs. They can fucking burn in a pit.

[Disco]

So complete and utter ignorance of the entire subject then.

[Adamski]

I find Magic so fascinating, what a truly odd little fellow.

10 times more fascinating than Igor stoating around Rugby pretending to be a Poundstretcher version of Oscar Wilde.

[Boydy]

I find Magic so fascinating, what a truly odd little fellow.

10 times more fascinating than Igor stoating around Rugby pretending to be a Poundstretcher version of Oscar Wilde.
:lol:

[Magic]

So complete and utter ignorance of the entire subject then.

#Breedsnotowners

[Disco]

You should get one, it'll be good company in the bedsit.

[Magic]

If I fancy being mauled to death yes, perhaps that would be a good idea.

[Boydy]

Your wife's new boyfriend will probably have one.

[leedsrevolution]

If I fancy being mauled to death yes, perhaps that would be a good idea.

Well if I lived your life I'd be suicidal so maybe you do fancy it.

[Spammer]

I'm currently jetlagged so basically everything is pissing me off at the moment. Had a great laugh in the Caribbean with a couple of mates but none of my closest mates live in Leeds, so that's annoying me a lot at the moment.

[Adamski]

Well if I lived your life I'd be suicidal so maybe you do fancy it.

For me this would be the toughest thing to read said so far Magic.


I'm currently jetlagged so basically everything is pissing me off at the moment. Had a great laugh in the Caribbean with a couple of mates but none of my closest mates live in Leeds, so that's annoying me a lot at the moment.

Where did you go?

[Spammer]

Where did you go?

Went to the Cayman Islands for 10 days. I've got a mate who lives out there with his wife so me and another mate went out there. Fucking awesome holiday, loved it.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Giggles]

Magic is one of the tiny few that makes an effort to keep this place going, so he gets a pass for anything. Stop crying you bunch of bitches.

[Boydy]

Someone made the point that he looks for support here and then acts like a cunt to other people doing the same which is true.

[Magic]

God I'd love for nothing more than to fucking stick it to this bitch and pack my clothes and leave. That's my win right there. Fuck off to Lisbon and cut all ties with everything. I enjoy dealing with things like that. Boom. Hatchet job. Forgotten.

However, short term, easy, painless decisions are high interest debt I really don't need. I'm going to short term pain it out here and try and fix things. No doubt reverting to type will be what happens and if she's serious then fair enough. I wouldn't put up with me.

[Magic]

Someone made the point that he looks for support here and then acts like a cunt to other people doing the same which is true.

That's not true. Remember that time when Smiff's dog died? Oh...

[Smiffy]

.....

[Smiffy]

.....

[Giggles]

Someone made the point that he looks for support here and then acts like a cunt to other people doing the same which is true.

Yeah but who exactly doesn't act like a cunt when he looks for it here himself? That point would only hold water if everyone didn't lol like fuck at him all the time about stuff.

[Magic]

You're clearly reliant on your partner which suggests you've failed as a man. Have some independence instead of being babysat, you might find your own mood improves.

I have no idea what this even means? Thanks for the advice?

[Magic]

Some people lack common decency tbf. He's probably just an unhappy individual due to his home life and as such instead of being proactive and sorting his own life out he appears to prefer taking his own pent up frustrations out on others. It's not entirely his fault that he's a useless father who's wife has grown tired of his shit. It's not his fault his in-laws don't like him because of the amount of shit he's put their daughter through and it's not his fault that he can't get a hold on in his life. Instead he prefers to bury his head in the sand (or a rent a book in his case) and pretend to fix the problems that he himself creates but until he realises that he is the problem, he'll keep attacking anyone and everyone.

It's standard form tbh. Just reading his posts suggests he has some elements of being a sociopath but he'll come unstuck eventually, then he'll be back here bleating about how his life is shit (and let's face it, a few of us have over the years) but the difference seems to be, at least in my mind is that some people are strong willed enough to rip themselves from a life they deem unfitting for their needs, who want more and are prepared to work for it whereas I get the impression MJ just moans at his Mrs who would once back down but even she and others have grown so tired of his shit that they just push it to the back of their minds and put it down to it being who he is. Leopards don't change their spots.

Remind me who deleted their posts and had a cry over a passing lol comment?

[Giggles]

Someone just invented the word psychoiatrist.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Spoonsky]

What a sad page.

[Magic]

I was the bigger man and walked away. Then it dawned on me you wouldn't know what men do as you're still a little boy being mothered by his partner. :lol: She must be knackered looking after two kids.

I'm unsure what you mean. Why am I being mothered?

[Smiffy]

.....

[Magic]

Why not? Any advice is appreciated. That's why I post, to get advice. There is some good stuff beyond the sniping.

[Pepe]

Magic is one of the tiny few that makes an effort to keep this place going, so he gets a pass for anything. Stop crying you bunch of bitches.

True. If it wasn't for Magic this place would already be dead.

Magic. :cool:


What a sad page.

Plus one.

[SvN]

I note that Ant signed up a few days ago, so things might liven up if he decides to post.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's probably still hunting Wullie.

[Magic]

Thanks for the help, Tim. http://ayttm.sourceforge.net/smileys/default/msn_weird.png

[Pepe]

Smiff giving life advice is pretty lol.

Mahow, any pick-up lines you recommend?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Smiff giving life advice is pretty lol.

Mahow, any pick-up lines you recommend?
Fancy seeing my webcam this time?

[Pepe]

:D

[Giggles]

Smiff giving life advice is pretty lol.

Mahow, any pick-up lines you recommend?

"I only help...." has to be the most lol statement ever posted here. Well that and the fact that he thinks be hasn't been loopers in 11 years.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Adamski]

He's probably still hunting Wullie.

Like that wasn't the real reason you went to Ukraine.

[Magic]

"the fact is if one person gets even a tiny bit from anything I say then that's a good thing"

Refuses to give advice.

I'd say it's less a refusal more a complete misunderstanding of anything more complex than 'I want to kill myself'.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Pepe]

Fwiw, I always thought you were good value but seeing you get all wound up by people obviously taking the piss was a bit lol.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Adamski]

From my interactions & reading of posts, Smiff has pretty much nailed Magic to a tee there.

[Magic]

Since when did Adamski turn in to a shite version of John?

[Magic]

Read between the lines, there was a lot of advice.

Really? Seemed like a load of self indulgent toss designed to make you feel better. Narcissist.

[Giggles]

From my interactions & reading of posts, Smiff has pretty much nailed Magic to a tee there.

If he was a functional human then more credence could be put in it, but that he's one twitch off serial killer is a big hole in it all.

[Pepe]

So, those queues, eh?

[Disco]

Since when did Adamski turn in to a shite version of John?

Adamski > John.

[Giggles]

Since when did Adamski turn in to a shite version of John?

Since we moved to this board as far as I can remember. Though I can't remember him on the old one so this guise is at least interesting.

[Giggles]

So, those queues, eh?

My biggest hate of all. Cunts of things.

[Magic]

LOOK. LOOK HOW STRONG I AM.

http://images.wisegeek.com/man-looking-distressed-without-a-shirt.jpg

[Magic]

Adamski > John.

Shit. You know, I didn't even consider that perspective. Maybe Smiff is right after all.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Giggles]

Shit. You know, I didn't even consider that perspective. Maybe Smiff is right after all.

Now that the big J man has taken his hobnail boots and as good as fucked off, Adamski might be all we have anyway.

[wullie]

Bought a massive box of these little bags of Skittles so we wouldn't be caught out by trick or treaters last night. Not one single knock on the door.

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Google the seven sins of narcissism, Magic. You're way off. The difference between you and I is I know exactly who I am, what I am capable of, what I need to manage etc. I'm more in tune with who I am as an individual than you'll ever be but it's took a lot to get there. I do hope that one day you find the help you're missing because I've dealt with people like you on many occasions and I see where they end up. The worst thing is the help is clearly around for you but because you think you're perfect (in itself a sign of narcissism, pot kettle) you'll continue to blame others for your OWN actions.

It's all very sad but I don't think we need to continue as no one is gaining anything. Next time I'll simplify it with a "fuck you".

It's quite easy to tune in to static noise.

[wullie]

Power went off for two hours too thanks to some workmen ballsing up, only our little stretch of five houses knocked out while people across the street enjoyed lighting and soap operas.

[Giggles]

Bought a massive box of these little bags of Skittles so we wouldn't be caught out by trick or treaters last night. Not one single knock on the door.

Bonus. Skittles for you.

[Magic]

Power went off for two hours too thanks to some workmen ballsing up, only our little stretch of five houses knocked out while people across the street enjoyed lighting and soap operas.

Wrong fred, mate.

[wullie]

Bonus. Skittles for you.

Half of them are those super sour ones which are a little too sour for me, but I'll persevere as God is my witness.

[Giggles]

Half of them are those super sour ones which are a little too sour for me, but I'll persevere as God is my witness.

Skittle vodka :nodd:

[Giggles]

Perhaps if you focused on your own life instead of others you wouldn't be so reliant on this place and the members within it. I have a life away from here, I work, I travel, I contribute, I study all whilst battling my own inner demons that will never disappear. I would say that's pretty functional but then I don't know, maybe I'm supposed to do as you do and sit in front of a computer screen for 8 hours a day before going home to do the same thing.

I can almost guarantee your home page is TD. You have no meaning without it.

That's actually not very good at all. I hope you're more perceptive in your own group.

Do they all think you're a nurse or is it just you?

[Magic]

:D :console:

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Hey Smiffy thanks for the quote/space/return help, I'd have lost my shit without that.

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Kill yourself.

[Smiffy]

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[Lewis]

I note that Ant signed up a few days ago, so things might liven up if he decides to post.

It might be somebody else, so ask him to verify his IP address.

[Magic]

Wish I still had access to the Staff forum. :(

[Giggles]

Wish I still had access to the Staff forum. :(

It's on whatsapp now m8.

[Spammer]

I wanna get in this whatsapp group. I only have SImon's number though and he's gone AWOL.

[Spoonsky]

Skittle vodka :nodd:

That's an interesting one. Last Halloween we made vodka peach rings, my friends hated them but I thought they were quite good.

[Giggles]

That's an interesting one. Last Halloween we made vodka peach rings, my friends hated them but I thought they were quite good.

Jamie Vardy knows.

[Lewis]

I think it might be the end of shorts season.

[Baz]

I wanna get in this whatsapp group. I only have SImon's number though and he's gone AWOL.I really don't think there is one. Make one? :sorry:

[Magic]

I tried Whatsapp and it broke my texting.

Whatsapp.

[Giggles]

I tried Whatsapp and it broke my texting.

Whatsapp.

That can't happen. Hangouts or Facebook Messenger maybe, but Whatsapp has no SMS functionality.

[Magic]

It did sumart mate, couldn't fucking send any texts after I installed it. Was fine after I got rid.

[igor_balis]

I find Magic so fascinating, what a truly odd little fellow.

10 times more fascinating than Igor stoating around Rugby pretending to be a Poundstretcher version of Oscar Wilde.

You've absolutely been saving up that seethe from:


People say it is difficult to recognise sarcasm when it is written down, but 99% of the time it is just people being dense as fuck, like Adamski just there. No offence, like.

Not that it isn't accurate or deserved, mind.

[Magic]

Fucking hell. Lots of hate on the board right now?

:drool:

[igor_balis]

Wdytoe????

[Magic]

Wdytoe????

Could be a shout. There would only be about 7 entries.

[mugbull]

did someone say WDYTOE

[Giggles]

The last WDYOE showed us why we should never do a WDYTOE again.

[igor_balis]

Someone less incompetent than me make the thread.

[Magic]

Igor never gets to make any award related threads again after that best poster shit fest. Corrupt nonsense.

[Disco]

Wdytoe????

I was thinking the same, if no-one does it sooner then I'll do one when I finish for christmas in mid-December. Some admin or other must be able to get a list of posters beyond the ones on the front page.

[Disco]

Igor never gets to make any award related threads again after that best poster shit fest. Corrupt nonsense.

You got your award, what are you complaining about?

[igor_balis]

I was thinking the same, if no-one does it sooner then I'll do one when I finish for christmas in mid-December. Some admin or other must be able to get a list of posters beyond the ones on the front page.

You can sort members by postcount and limit to people who have posted in the last X months. Even I couldn't fuck that up.

[Magic]

We should rip the member list from another forum like RAWK and just add the 7 or so members we've got so if any newbiles read it they'll think we've got loads of members.

[Giggles]

I was thinking the same, if no-one does it sooner then I'll do one when I finish for christmas in mid-December. Some admin or other must be able to get a list of posters beyond the ones on the front page.

Are there any more than what's on the front page any more?

[Disco]

We should rip the member list from another forum like RAWK and just add the 7 or so members we've got so if any newbiles read it they'll think we've got loads of members.

So a list of cunts with 7 more familiar cunts tacked on the end, I'm not sure how that helps us.

[Magic]

So a list of cunts with 7 more familiar cunts tacked on the end, I'm not sure how that helps us.

Fine, I only help those who want help. I am a rock.

[Baz]

Wdytoe????
I was thinking the same, if no-one does it sooner then I'll do one when I finish for christmas in mid-December. Some admin or other must be able to get a list of posters beyond the ones on the front page.http://browncafe.com/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/2012/yesssmileyf.gif

[Disco]

Fine, I only help those who want help. I am a rock.

Thanks Smiff.

[Pepe]

I think it might be the end of shorts season.

28 degrees over here. Supposed to stay in the twenties for at least one more week. :drool:

[Adamski]

Now that the big J man has taken his hobnail boots and as good as fucked off, Adamski might be all we have anyway.

Insert joke about Giggles getting involved in Magic/Smiffy when he has the emotional range of a Kleenex. /endjohn

[Adamski]

That's actually not very good at all. I hope you're more perceptive in your own group.

Do they all think you're a nurse or is it just you?

I don't know the context but I can tell by the replies it's a cracker :D

[Giggles]

Insert joke about Giggles getting involved in Magic/Smiffy when he has the emotional range of a Kleenex. /endjohn

Yep, I was clearly the only one that did.

While weak enough, that's along the right lines at least Johnjr.

[Adamski]

Yep, I was clearly the only one that did.

While weak enough, that's along the right lines at least Johnjr.

That was the intention you melt.

[Giggles]

That was the intention you melt.

Of course it was mini.

[Adamski]

There we were having a mutual lol at John being a cunt and you resorted to type. Sickening.

[Spammer]

Yeah Giggles is a bit of an endless downward spiral cunt.

[Giggles]

Yeah Giggles is a bit of an endless downward spiral cunt.

You can only go with what your surroundings dictate.

So what would get me on an upward spiral? Long walks and kiddy fiddling?

[Magic]

This is the e-equivelant of a riot.

[Spammer]

You can only go with what your surroundings dictate.

So what would get me on an upward spiral? Long walks and kiddy fiddling?

Nah you can always make a choice about it. And you don't really have to do anything, to be honest. Although I suspect there's nothing left if the constant, all-encompassing seethe was taken away. Poor Giggles.

[Giggles]

Nah you can always make a choice about it. And you don't really have to do anything, to be honest. Although I suspect there's nothing left if the constant, all-encompassing seethe was taken away. Poor Giggles.

Is the old fake sympathy the only thing anyone here has in their bow? You're all just melding into the one unoriginal cunt.

[Spammer]

Is the old fake sympathy the only thing anyone here has in their bow? You're all just melding into the one unoriginal cunt.

Poor, poor Giggles he just can't stop himself :(

[Spikey M]

Power went off for two hours too thanks to some workmen ballsing up, only our little stretch of five houses knocked out while people across the street enjoyed lighting and soap operas.

There are third world countries that get less powercuts than the West Midlands. Shambles.

[Giggles]

Poor, poor Giggles he just can't stop himself :(

Quite.

[Adamski]

Poor, poor Giggles he just can't stop himself :(

We could change tact and try to see what's the least offensive thing he'll bite at?

[Lewis]

So what would get me on an upward spiral? Long walks and kiddy fiddling?

:lol:

[Smiffy]

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[Giggles]

Giggles and MJ at present reminds me of....


http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/615/841/ed47070914287cafca48a88dd125e781_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75


BBF!

Ah look, it was all finished until it smelled a little bit of support and back in it wades. Cute.

[Spoonsky]

Smiffy's bulldog is the Franz Ferdinand of TTH. Fucking savage today.

[Spikey M]

Some top notch TTHing in her today, lads.

[mugbull]

Getting excited for 1 euro tequila shot tuesdays only to discover that each "shot" is delivered in one of those tiny cups you use to down cough medicine. Can't have been more than 1/3 of a shot in there. What a joke

[Spoonsky]

How's Berlin?

[mugbull]

Pretty awesome. The music scene is fantastic, the city is vibrant, I just have so many responsibilities and so much work so I spend a large portion of my days jumping from cafe to cafe. my phone knows half the fuckin wifi passwords in the city

Also if youve never heard of or consumed Club Mate, find one asap. God tier energy drink. A staple of German cuisine. Unglaublich

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

You must be surrounded by lunatics. Oh that's right you are.

[Smiffy]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I can't wear my jeans for long days anymore.

They dig in to the underside of my belly far too much when I sit down.

[Magic]

Oh my God you disgusting cunt.

[Smiffy]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh my God you disgusting cunt.

It's partly because I wear my trousers under my MASSIVE belly because my groin is too MASSIVE to put them up any higher.

[igor_balis]

sometimes my arse gets so sweaty i think i've shat myself

[Magic]

After my 43 mile bike ride i took my pants off to go in the shower and they smelt like pilau rice.

[igor_balis]

After my 43 mile bike ride i took my pants off to go in the shower and they smelt like pilau rice.

i am wanking as i read this

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

I didn't have a sniffbate session but i did order an Indian that night. True story.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sometimes I stick my finger against my ass, fart then sniff.

Am I doing it right?

Perineum sniffing is far more rewarding.

[Magic]

Perineum sniffing is far more rewarding.

Is it? Generally it's just salt and vinegar. The arsehole is a whole variety of smelly delight.

[igor_balis]

i once had a hungover wank at my mate's house a few years ago and finished inside my sock from the previous day as the only readily available receptacle. was gonna bin it straight away but forgot about it. my mate woke up a few hours later, rummaged around in the room i'd slept in, then came downstairs wearing the fucking spunky socks, saying 'mate all my socks are in the wash, hope you don't mind me wearing yours'.

only had the heart to tell him the truth the other week.

[Adamski]

Is it? Generally it's just salt and vinegar. The arsehole is a whole variety of smelly delight.

This is so true :D why is it so vinegary?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

[Smiffy]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I always thought it was called the gooch.

I decided not to use the medical term.

[Magic]

When I shaved my arsehole (Mach 3) middle bit and balls/pubes I noticed a marked reduction in sharpness of smell. Still sweaty but not as much.

I've never done it since.

[Shindig]

Being so sleepy at work you give yourself an erection. I imagine this is why Jimmy's still at work.

[Spikey M]

When I shaved my arsehole (Mach 3) middle bit and balls/pubes I noticed a marked reduction in sharpness of smell. Still sweaty but not as much.

I've never done it since.

I shaved my chest once (lolol bender) and the regrowth was the most itchy, uncomfortable experience of my life. That must have been fucking horrific.

[igor_balis]

Being so sleepy at work you give yourself an erection.

oh shit i thought it was just me

[Dquincy]

I can't wear my jeans for long days anymore.

They dig in to the underside of my belly far too much when I sit down.


Oh my God you disgusting cunt.

:lol:

[Magic]

I shaved my chest once (lolol bender) and the regrowth was the most itchy, uncomfortable experience of my life. That must have been fucking horrific.

It wasn't too bad. I took pictures of my hole and found out was sucking hairs in making me itch. I thought I had pinworms so binged on carrot juice for 2 weeks. My piss went slightly luminous orange.

[Dquincy]

Post the pics.

[Pen]

First asking Hammer about the gay stuff and now this Quincy. Something you want to get out in the open?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I shaved my chest once (lolol bender) and the regrowth was the most itchy, uncomfortable experience of my life. That must have been fucking horrific.

I did my pubes once, it was the worst thing ever.

[Spikey M]

Yes. Gay porn, clearly.

[Dquincy]

First asking Hammer about the gay stuff and now this Quincy. Something you want to get out in the open?

Leave it out.

ps. fart on your hand and your hand smells like gas.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Leave it out.

ps. fart on your hand and your hand smells like gas.

It smells worse actually.

My friends used to fart on their hands and then waft said hand against other peoples noses. I almost threw up once as one friend produced a proper rotten egg one.

[Spikey M]

It's called a 'cupcake' round here.