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Don
02-11-2023, 06:43 PM
Ajax -1 should be a fun bet to follow this evening.

Don
04-11-2023, 01:13 AM
Man City aside, it looks like a good day for a BTTS accy in prem tomorrow. Everton price tasty too.

Baz
04-11-2023, 07:40 AM
Only the Championship available for the total booking points today. 10 legs, £100 at 44/1 will have to do.

Ben
04-11-2023, 08:36 AM
BTTS and Overs is League 2 territory but they're on FA Cup duty today, wankers. I guess Bundesliga will have to do for that instead.

Manc
04-11-2023, 11:37 AM
I'll take a chance on Over 2.5 goals in the six Bundesliga games.

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-11-2023, 12:15 PM
Hojlund FGS and AGS.

Don
04-11-2023, 02:48 PM
Wolves price :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-11-2023, 02:58 PM
Man City/Wolves/Brighton @ 5.5
Wolves single
Lots of card accas.

Edit: Brighton in play.

Offshore Toon
04-11-2023, 04:20 PM
£34 profit from £50 stake. Mon the Baz.

Offshore Toon
04-11-2023, 04:32 PM
Wolves price :drool:
I thought the same as you, but it's outrageous how bad your tips are on here. :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-11-2023, 04:38 PM
Also used Wolves as my pick this week (rather than Palace) in a LMS competition I'm in :(

Lofty
04-11-2023, 04:49 PM
£34 profit from £50 stake. Mon the Baz.

I did all the premier league 3pm KOs with the Championship ones at was offered double my stake at 16:20.

Baz
04-11-2023, 04:53 PM
Happy days.

Offshore Toon
04-11-2023, 04:53 PM
That's a point, have you ever done all three divisions in an accy, Baz? Is it even possible...

Ben
04-11-2023, 05:06 PM
I had Wolves down as a good bet too. Bastards.

Don
04-11-2023, 05:08 PM
I thought the same as you, but it's outrageous how bad your tips are on here. :D

Lad, I ain't Palestine so your IDF disinformation won't work here, look at my last 5 posts :D

Bayern and Newcastle double.

Offshore Toon
04-11-2023, 07:56 PM
We won't doubt you again hun.

Emotional bet on Fluminense Asians.

Baz
04-11-2023, 08:29 PM
That's a point, have you ever done all three divisions in an accy, Baz? Is it even possible...

No. Maximum of 20 legs in an acca on Skybet.

Offshore Toon
04-11-2023, 08:35 PM
Might be worth ramming in 20 a time no? I'll give it a go next week.

Sir Andy Mahowry
05-11-2023, 04:10 PM
Alexis MacAllister to be booked @ 5.1 on Unibet.

Don
05-11-2023, 04:13 PM
I'm on the Hairy Hungarian Hunk AGS in a big way.

Sir Andy Mahowry
05-11-2023, 05:44 PM
Alexis MacAllister to be booked @ 5.1 on Unibet.

Such a shame he's now suspended for the next game now.

AJ23
05-11-2023, 11:53 PM
Such a shame he's now suspended for the next game now.


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3deZmHdzGAI

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-11-2023, 07:53 PM
Spurs to win.

Ben
06-11-2023, 07:57 PM
Fuck this game. This weekend has been an absolute minefield.

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-11-2023, 09:14 PM
Chelsea to have a red.

Waffdon
07-11-2023, 05:06 PM
Tonight is surely the night Newcastle get battered. Even if it is Dortmund.

-1 and -2

Don
07-11-2023, 05:07 PM
PSG above evens if anyone is needing some free money tonight.

Offshore Toon
07-11-2023, 05:23 PM
PSG, drawtmund and Sevilla @ 70s

Don
07-11-2023, 06:05 PM
Dortmund is a tasty bet too.

John Arne
08-11-2023, 04:41 AM
PSG, drawtmund and Sevilla @ 70s

Seville have only won 3 of their last 19 away games in the group stage (Zagreb, Krasnodar and Rennes). Surely even Arsenal can't screw this up....

niko_cee
08-11-2023, 08:19 AM
Other legs not looking so good though.

Don
08-11-2023, 10:23 AM
Copenhagen for some more free money today :drool:

Lofty
08-11-2023, 04:29 PM
Rolling the PSG free money onto it?

Don
08-11-2023, 05:38 PM
Insert that's the joke/I'm fucking massive/PM me if you need a tenner response here.

SvN
08-11-2023, 08:29 PM
Cheers

Lofty
08-11-2023, 08:56 PM
:D

Don
08-11-2023, 09:06 PM
Can I just get a timestamp on that please? I assume at 0-2 as my man only breaks his silence when it's FT normally. Chickenshit gonna be burnt badly :D

I knew I'd enjoy the bet above but this is spectacular. Only sad point is not topping up which I absolutely would have had I not been driving.

SvN
08-11-2023, 09:06 PM
Thanks for posting again, it pretty much confirms our victory

Don
08-11-2023, 09:09 PM
Ooof, he's doubled down. I enjoy it at the time but it's not good for this place when I send you Utd kids off to lurking status after such monumental e-victories.

Baz
08-11-2023, 09:28 PM
Bayern and Inter goal plz

Baz
08-11-2023, 10:03 PM
Thanks for posting again, it pretty much confirms our victory
:harold:

Don
08-11-2023, 10:09 PM
Get that Roony shirt on and feel the burn baby.

SvN
08-11-2023, 10:09 PM
Congrats. How much did you win?

Don
08-11-2023, 10:27 PM
About £1k. I did lose my balls and cover the draw at 3-2 a little.

Manc
09-11-2023, 01:31 AM
Nedbank

Rai 20/1
R Hojgaard 30/1

Don
09-11-2023, 06:35 PM
Time to get on us at over 3s. And a smaller double with Ajax to score 2nd goal.

Manc
09-11-2023, 06:45 PM
Liverpool & Villarreal double 10/1.

Don
09-11-2023, 06:47 PM
Just seen the subs. Unloaded some more.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-11-2023, 07:01 PM
Cracking job, Taz.

Don
09-11-2023, 07:04 PM
Cheers mate. Doubled down on draw now too.

Baz
09-11-2023, 08:04 PM
Bet on three random Olympiakos players + Paqueta to get booked, to keep us occupied while playing FM (http://twitch.tv/baz9torres).

Baz
10-11-2023, 07:13 PM
Tomorrow could be insane.

https://i.imgur.io/YDXeVCQ_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Lofty
11-11-2023, 10:15 AM
I've joined in again so probably another damp squib:

https://i.ibb.co/SNx8c3x/Screenshot-20231111-101423-Sky-Bet.jpg

Offshore Toon
11-11-2023, 10:24 AM
I've done two 20 folds across the three leagues. One with the highest possible odds and one with the lowest to see if that makes a difference on the payout.

Waffdon
11-11-2023, 10:53 AM
Everton 2/1
Wolves 2/1
Bolton 11/10
Barnsley 7/2
Stevenage 6/4
Portsmouth 3/4
Stockport evens
St Mirren 7/4

All overpriced in my opinion. Now to pick the right combos :lol:

Waffdon
11-11-2023, 11:38 AM
Putting a tenner on Wolves -2 at 18s too

Don
11-11-2023, 11:56 AM
Yeah, I'm backing Wolves to put last week right.

Ben
11-11-2023, 12:02 PM
Bolton, Portsmouth, Stockport

Waffdon
11-11-2023, 12:34 PM
Brilliant :lol:

Don
11-11-2023, 12:36 PM
Time to get on them some more :drool:

Waffdon
11-11-2023, 12:41 PM
Yeah, Spurs still doing this high line pish. Confident enough wolves will turn this around

Don
11-11-2023, 12:43 PM
Yeah, piled on, every attack is getting through.

Baz
11-11-2023, 12:44 PM
I've done two 20 folds across the three leagues. One with the highest possible odds and one with the lowest to see if that makes a difference on the payout.

I’d be interested in -james- input on whether adding more legs to my system is a good or bad plan.

Waffdon
11-11-2023, 02:33 PM
Yeah, piled on, every attack is getting through.

Take that. :cool:

Handicaps in the bin but 2 different accas still alive thankfully. Didn’t realise it was an early kick off at the time

Don
11-11-2023, 02:35 PM
I wasted some on late draw which was looking like it was gonna give me a decent profit but this is bigger scenes.

BTTS treble for 3pms to keep things interesting.

Offshore Toon
11-11-2023, 04:13 PM
The high odds one is a huge failure. Low odds giving x3 return currently, but still not as good as the original system.

Baz
11-11-2023, 04:21 PM
I've joined in again so probably another damp squib:

https://i.ibb.co/SNx8c3x/Screenshot-20231111-101423-Sky-Bet.jpg

Stop participating please you’re a jinx.

Don
11-11-2023, 04:41 PM
Bournemouth free money alert.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-11-2023, 04:59 PM
Bournemouth free money alert.
Put down the drugs.

Lofty
11-11-2023, 06:52 PM
He is massive.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-11-2023, 06:53 PM
I guess take more of the drugs you're on...

Don
11-11-2023, 06:55 PM
I'd take some credit but you need to ban yourself from the sport if you looked at that Newcastle list of 20 and didn't see the bet.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-11-2023, 06:55 PM
Although I will have a nibble on the Toon to make a comeback @ 9.

Offshore Toon
11-11-2023, 08:52 PM
Stop participating please you’re a jinx.
How did yours fare?

Baz
12-11-2023, 10:54 AM
How did yours fare?

£78.04 loss

Offshore Toon
12-11-2023, 03:34 PM
Maybe low odds 20-fold ain't so bad after all.

Don
12-11-2023, 04:23 PM
City are calling. Possibly handicaps too.

Waffdon
12-11-2023, 07:34 PM
https://i.ibb.co/DQvyR8b/IMG-5666.png

Fuck you Haaland. Honestly thought he had 4 but was only 3 on target.

-james-
12-11-2023, 07:59 PM
I’d be interested in -james- input on whether adding more legs to my system is a good or bad plan.


What exactly is it you're doing?

Baz
12-11-2023, 08:22 PM
What exactly is it you're doing?

I don’t know if other bookies have this exact accumulator but on skybet you go to football>accumulators>today>all and select total booking points. Then select all the 3pm kickoffs from league two to have 40+ booking points (middle column) and place your bet. Do the same for all the 3pm kickoffs in league one. And then finally combine all the 3pm kickoffs for the championship and premier league, again to all have 40+ booking points. Now these bets have NEVER come in, and I’ve been doing it a while, but the secret is the cash out is sometimes astronomical. So when you’ve placed all three bets, set an alarm on your phone for 16:20. Sit back and wait. When your alarm goes off at twenty past four, go and cash out all three bets. Don’t be tempted to see if they’ll go higher, don’t let them ride out, just cash them out. Do this every week and you’ll end up well in profit. ��

-james-
12-11-2023, 11:13 PM
I've no idea, but it's the sort of thing bookies can fuck up. About ten years ago, when William Hill first brought in cash out, I used to back draw no bet on favourites who were a goal down and cash out once they scored. I think I thought the cash out calculation was fucked and was basically treating it as next goal on inflated odds.

I would guess this thing is no more than a hot streak of variance though rather than one of the biggest bookies in the country either a) not knowing how to price a cash out or b) systematically underestimating cards every week.

When you're given your cash out I'd go through each game in play and see if the in-play odds for your selection are lower than what they are in your acca. Of course that would take forever but it would let you eliminate a) as a possibility.

Manc
16-11-2023, 12:33 AM
RSM Classic

J.T. Poston 28/1
Pendrith 40/1

DP World Champs

N Hojgaard 25/1

Double T10 last week. I'm due.

John Arne
16-11-2023, 01:23 PM
Thailand 1-1 China, currently halftime. Going in on China at 11/4.

Jimmy Floyd
16-11-2023, 02:32 PM
Good start for Nicolai and I feel like a big result is coming for him somewhere, though the cavalry may be hard to hold off here. Also have huge respect for him as I was following his group recently at the BMW PGA, and quite unbidden he decided to get his knob out and have a lengthy piss in the long grass right by the side of the 8th fairway. I now can't look at him without thinking of this.

John Arne
16-11-2023, 02:49 PM
£150 banked :drool:

Lofty
16-11-2023, 03:16 PM
A great bunch of lads.

Don
16-11-2023, 05:48 PM
Where you watching that and just bet on how it was going, John? Seemed a surprising result.

Baz
16-11-2023, 09:47 PM
Get your families life savings on Pogues Christmas Number One.

niko_cee
16-11-2023, 09:54 PM
You don't reckon Shane's got long left then?

-james-
16-11-2023, 10:07 PM
LadBaby. It's always LadBaby.

Baz
16-11-2023, 10:22 PM
Not this year.

It should really be Taylor Swift though.

Jimmy Floyd
16-11-2023, 11:58 PM
He's already won a 50-fold accumulator just to make it to the age he has.

John Arne
17-11-2023, 12:30 AM
Where you watching that and just bet on how it was going, John? Seemed a surprising result.

In a bizarre twist, I kinda know the Thailand manager (he used to manage Ho Chi Minh City) and whilst he sets teams up well, he absolutely cannot change a game. No tactical changes, gets subs wrong - he just can't change a game for some reason. Once China started to move things about, it was inevitable.

And it was a bit of a punt.

Don
17-11-2023, 01:23 AM
:drool:

Manc
19-11-2023, 01:31 PM
Nicolai bringing home the bacon. Top, top player.

Jimmy Floyd
19-11-2023, 01:41 PM
Well done. He's got the game to start competing in the big ones. Has a card now too, unlike his bro who somehow missed his.

Manc
22-11-2023, 08:12 PM
Joberg Open

Lawrence 16/1
Lombard 25/1

Small nibble on Harrison Crowe 70/1 down under.

Jimmy Floyd
22-11-2023, 09:06 PM
This is quite niche even for me, but Jharkhand, at 19/20 (Betway), are very long to beat Maharashtra tomorrow in their Vijay Hazare Trophy opener.

Jimmy Floyd
23-11-2023, 11:59 AM
In she comes. Tried to develop an edge on shit domestic cricket, so we'll see how we fare in future.

Don
24-11-2023, 11:36 AM
https://i.ibb.co/JmrpCxj/Screenshot-20231124-113036-Chrome.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/Wx9CB1v/Screenshot-20231124-113044-Chrome.jpg

I am gonna do some serious volumes this weekend. Everton are obviously the free money providers but there's a tasty above evens bet in every fucking game. Liverpool, Villa, Wolves and Bournemouth the pick. BTTS accy is a go-er too.

Waffdon
24-11-2023, 12:30 PM
7/2 for Newcastle to nil. That low block will be scandalous and they’ll get a goal on the break against Silva.

niko_cee
24-11-2023, 01:40 PM
When was the last time Liverpool won at City? Feels like it must have been Sven era for them.

4-1 in 2015 apparently, soon after Klopp arrived. I have no recollection of that whatsoever.

Jimmy Floyd
24-11-2023, 01:57 PM
Luton on the long side for me, Clive.

Baz
24-11-2023, 01:59 PM
Big last man standing game has the final two on palace so I’m praying for a Luton 0-0 masterclass.

Lofty
25-11-2023, 10:34 AM
Betway free £5 bet no deposit required this weekend.

Waffdon
25-11-2023, 11:48 AM
£10 on Oscar Piastri podium @ 15 and £10 on Lando Norris fastest qualifier @ 5.5

Ben
25-11-2023, 11:59 AM
Mac Allister and Alexander-Arnold to both get booked @ 11/1.

Waffdon
25-11-2023, 12:10 PM
I put PP’s free £5 bet builder for City game on:

3 or more bookings for City, 7 or more corners for Liverpool and both Haaland and Nunez to have a shot on target each half. Returns £1300 for some reason

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-11-2023, 12:11 PM
Mac Allister and Alexander-Arnold to both get booked @ 11/1.

My man :cool:

Ben
25-11-2023, 01:13 PM
No yellow cards first half. :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-11-2023, 01:14 PM
It's alright, it will get spicy in the second half.

Alexis usually likes his late on.

Lofty
25-11-2023, 01:31 PM
If Trent the mong had done his job he'd have a yellow and it'd be 0-0.

Lofty
25-11-2023, 01:40 PM
Thought Macallister was coming in then.

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-11-2023, 01:57 PM
That should have been a booking there. We've been mugged.

Don
25-11-2023, 02:39 PM
BTTS accy on 3pms pays handsomely. As do Forest. Bit of Bournemouth too.

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-11-2023, 02:54 PM
Newcastle -1.

Also on BTTS across the board.

And Newcastle/Palace/West Ham/Brighton/Bournemouth.

Don
25-11-2023, 03:53 PM
Forest worth a little chase here, Brighton not great and struggling for subs with likes of Lallana and Ferguson not having 90 in them.

Don
25-11-2023, 05:08 PM
:drool:

Jimmy Floyd
25-11-2023, 05:09 PM
There were a ludicrous number of goals in the 3pms today. I only won £150 from the bored accumulators but hope some of you won a new house.

Don
25-11-2023, 05:16 PM
Arsenal should rape Bees here.

Waffdon
25-11-2023, 05:18 PM
The one time I didn’t bother with a few monster btts accas. Over 30 games came up in the English Top 5 leagues.

Probably would have still been let down by one game being 0-0 mind

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-11-2023, 05:18 PM
Arsenal -1 and -2.

Lofty
26-11-2023, 10:47 AM
Is Ange going to change tack here or is the Spurs arsehole lubed up and gaping for a Villa bumming?

Everton are actually in better form over the last 5 games than United but still wary of backing either in that.

Don
26-11-2023, 01:43 PM
The double is free money. I'm unloading on Villa, handicaps and Villa to score over 3.5 at filthy odds.

Sir Andy Mahowry
26-11-2023, 01:59 PM
Villa to win, Villa -1 & -2, Diaby AGS, Villa/Villa, Villa O2.5 & O3.5.

Also, cards obviously.

Don
26-11-2023, 04:07 PM
Some fucking retarded attacking play prevented full scenes. Ah well, onto the mighty Toffees.

Sir Andy Mahowry
26-11-2023, 04:22 PM
United to win, Rashford AGS, Rashford FGS.

Cards.

DCL & Bruno to have a SOT @ 2.75 too.

Sir Andy Mahowry
26-11-2023, 05:06 PM
One of my card accas is close to coming in.

Young/Doucoure and McTominay.

Just need Scotty boy to fly in for a nice payoff.

Don
27-11-2023, 07:59 PM
Wolves :drool:

Manc
28-11-2023, 04:59 PM
BTTS UCL seven fold at 26/1. Tempted to have gone for the full eight, but you can't trust Brendan's boys.

Don
28-11-2023, 05:32 PM
That's a frightening fucking post, literally banged on the exact same bet and was coming to post pretty much a word-for-word post :drool:

Lofty
28-11-2023, 06:35 PM
Choo choo on the late kick offs.

Don
28-11-2023, 07:44 PM
Yep, we go again, Antwerp was the biggest remaining doubt.

Manc
28-11-2023, 07:51 PM
Go hard or go home.

Don
28-11-2023, 07:52 PM
PSG -2 and PSG -1&Dortmund.

Manc
28-11-2023, 10:19 PM
:moop:

Don
28-11-2023, 10:24 PM
Sickening but a top top bet. Brb, liquidifying my assets for Gala.

SvN
29-11-2023, 06:05 PM
If I speak I am in big trouble.

Waffdon
29-11-2023, 06:10 PM
You’re obsessed.

Sir Andy Mahowry
29-11-2023, 06:15 PM
At least wait until we're 3-0 up, or ideally when the full time whistle has blown ffs.

Sir Andy Mahowry
29-11-2023, 07:12 PM
Finally got a card acca to come off.

It's been a while, sadly it's a small one.

Don
29-11-2023, 07:38 PM
My guy coming in here with his 2 inch todger every time :D

SvN
29-11-2023, 07:40 PM
I mean, it was a joke because last time we were 2-0 up and I came in gloating, we ended up losing. Hence why I said nothing.

The silver lining is that you've probably spunked your months wages away.

Manc
29-11-2023, 08:49 PM
Aussie Open

Hisatsune 33/1
Micheluzzi 40/1

Saffer Open

Schmid 20/1
Du Plessis 22/1

Another profitable card last week. Hopeful the heater can continue.

Jimmy Floyd
29-11-2023, 08:56 PM
That does look long for Hisatsune in his form.

Don
29-11-2023, 09:26 PM
I mean, it was a joke because last time we were 2-0 up and I came in gloating, we ended up losing. Hence why I said nothing.

The silver lining is that you've probably spunked your months wages away.

So bitter :D

Waffdon
29-11-2023, 09:35 PM
Didn’t expect my random £2.50 100/1 bet to still be alive when I noticed inter were 3-0 down.

3-3 now but still need a lens goal as well which isn’t likely

Baz
02-12-2023, 08:33 AM
Get your families life savings on Pogues Christmas Number One.

Here. We. Go.

niko_cee
02-12-2023, 09:03 AM
:D

Thought of you when I read that story.

I bet she does, probably not at all royalty related mind.

Offshore Toon
02-12-2023, 10:02 AM
How did cards go last weekend?

Jimmy Floyd
02-12-2023, 11:18 AM
Big Bash starts later this week - if anyone likes a back and lay, Melbourne Renegades I think are seriously overpriced to win the outright, you can get as much as 9/1 with some bookies (other, shrewder outfits show 6/1). I have them as the second strongest side behind the favourite Perth Scorchers but bookies have them in the bottom half.

Waffdon
02-12-2023, 11:43 AM
Early round FA Cup fixtures can fuck off. Nothing worse than trying to find accas and btts without League 1 and 2.

Jimmy Floyd
02-12-2023, 11:51 AM
FA Cup is where it's at.

Bolton, Newport, Oxford, Peterborough, Stevenage, Sutton, Wycombe in 90 @ 22ish to 1.

Waffdon
02-12-2023, 11:55 AM
Early round FA Cup rounds is harder to call than midweek lower league England games.

Same with the Scottish cup early rounds. I put East Kilbride on my acca to boost the odds (1/2 or so) as they usually are always getting into round 4 and punching above their weight (dominate junior football). Think they lost 7-0 in the end. Literally same thing happened with Swindon a week later in the Cup - think they were 6-0 at half time to a non league side.

Don
02-12-2023, 11:55 AM
BTTS acca in all prem games is worth a go.

Waffdon
02-12-2023, 11:57 AM
There’s about 2 games mate

Lofty
02-12-2023, 02:10 PM
Wolves two first choice holding midfielders out so I'll be backing a lot of goalscorer combinations as it's forecast to be RAINING GOALS again at the Emirates the afternoon. Jesus Saka Martinelli AGS bet builder juicy at 16s.

Ben
02-12-2023, 03:45 PM
I had one bet today (I’m with Waff on FA Cup being a nuisance), Over 3.5 and BTTS in Leeds vs Middlesbrough @ 4 and it’s done already. See you next week.

Waffdon
02-12-2023, 03:59 PM
I’ve got a 13 fold over 2.5 goals with 5 already up and 5 with 2 goals in it. Other games are 1-0. Reckon the cash out would be fairly mega. Not a chance it comes in, second halves always dry up with the goals when you need them.

Waffdon
02-12-2023, 05:05 PM
11 up. Southampton who were 2-0 up after 15 mins letting it down alongside Forfar. We go again.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-12-2023, 09:43 PM
United draw
United to win
Hojlund AGS
Maguire AGS
McTominay AGS.

Don
02-12-2023, 10:26 PM
Man City -3, Man City -4 and so on.

Don
03-12-2023, 04:13 PM
Mon the Doku brace too.

Ben
03-12-2023, 04:42 PM
Can't believe I didn't back up the Chelsea Brighton Overs/BTTS in this game.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2023, 05:12 PM
Can Haaland stop being shit?

I'm also on City handicaps.

Jimmy Floyd
06-12-2023, 07:24 PM
Melbourne Stars evens in the Big Bash game tomorrow morning is long. Brisbane are missing four to the tour match and aren't really that good to begin with.

Manc
06-12-2023, 07:35 PM
BTTS in all six games tonight 22/1.

Waffdon
06-12-2023, 08:14 PM
£5 on Man Utd, hojlund/garnacho to score and disasi booking

Manc
07-12-2023, 12:06 AM
Alfred Dunhill

Schaper 25/1
Pavan 125/1

Don
07-12-2023, 11:08 PM
Bournemouth price on Saturday, dear lord. Those ebony dons in attack arriving at Old Trafford in perfect time for the start of Utd's results regressing to their mean/rightful xPTS placing. Liverpool -3 is at 6.5 currently on Bet365 for 17 Dec. May want to secure that as it'll probs be at around evens after Solanke's girth loosens things a little.

Lofty
09-12-2023, 12:55 PM
Have you abandoned card betting, Baz?

Baz
09-12-2023, 01:17 PM
Have you abandoned card betting, Baz?
Yep

Don
09-12-2023, 02:40 PM
BTTS on the four 3pm games looks tasty.

Lofty
09-12-2023, 04:02 PM
Looks good so far.

Don
09-12-2023, 04:04 PM
The worst ones are in, all resting on Bees now surely.

Lofty
09-12-2023, 04:36 PM
United look unlikely to score.

Manc
09-12-2023, 04:43 PM
I think Waff mentioned it the other day, but goals really do dry up altogether in the second half of the football league. Definitely worth experimenting.

Don
09-12-2023, 05:01 PM
Shame but still, what a price Bournemouth was at over 5s :happycry:

Villa win and I might retire.

Lofty
09-12-2023, 05:16 PM
Martinez usually good value for a card against Arsenal.

Don
09-12-2023, 06:19 PM
What was his price? Looks a shoe-in if the game remains tight.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2023, 06:22 PM
I'd imagine double figures.

Keepers are always priced highly but not many sites offer prices on them.

3.6 right now on 365.

Lofty
09-12-2023, 07:40 PM
He was 5/1.

My mate had a 365 betbuilder on Rice, Zinchenko, Luiz and McGinn to get booked that returned over a grand off a fiver the jammy fuck.

Ben
10-12-2023, 05:42 PM
Little tickle on Newcastle DNB 30/1

Don
11-12-2023, 10:51 PM
Mad to think we're all gonna more than double our net worth this time tomorrow.

Ben
12-12-2023, 07:28 AM
I know they got shown up by some mid-table nonsense at the weekend, but 6/5 for Bayern is pretty ludicrous is it not? I'll think about how much I dare commit, but already on Over 3.5 + BTTS at the same odds.

Jimmy Floyd
12-12-2023, 08:32 AM
Do they have anything to play for? Feels dangerous to me, especially at Fortress Theatre of Dreams. There's probably a long term MoU between Beckenbauer and Bobby Charlton that stands until they're both dead.

Kikó
12-12-2023, 01:08 PM
Only bet on United getting any type of result if you're happy to lose money.

Lofty
12-12-2023, 01:37 PM
Or with 365 who pay you out once they are 2 up which makes the following collapse even funnier.

Manc
12-12-2023, 02:00 PM
Bayern have Stuttgart (3rd) at the weekend. Not a chance they take this seriously.

Don
12-12-2023, 02:36 PM
They're off the back of a humiliation, motivation is high if anything. Imagine thinking motivation even comes into this though, if you're not maxing out your stakes tonight and waving your dick all over SVN's face, this ain't the game for you.

Lofty
12-12-2023, 02:39 PM
Just depends on the line ups I suppose.

Kikó
12-12-2023, 02:41 PM
Bayern have Stuttgart (3rd) at the weekend. Not a chance they take this seriously.

They don't need to.

Lofty
12-12-2023, 05:12 PM
Havertz, Nketiah and Jorginho card treble worth a punt at 225/1 (WH) considering they have 10 yellows between them already this season.

Waffdon
12-12-2023, 05:47 PM
£5 on Napoli, Lens, Inter, PSV DC, Bayern DC, Galatasary DC, Leeds DC, Ipswich DC, Huddersfield DC and Oxford DB @62

Don’t think I’ve ever backed so many lower odds before. See how it goes

Edit: I thought PSV needed to win to guarantee 2nd. Shit.

Lofty
12-12-2023, 05:56 PM
Don't sweat Waff they're gonna bum this no hope second string on pace alone.

Waffdon
12-12-2023, 07:25 PM
Samba saves Ramos’ penalty but then it gets retaken and he dinks it down the middle.

Can’t believe I thought lens could still get 2nd. Need to hope they score on the break with Sevilla piling forward

SvN
12-12-2023, 08:09 PM
Post your bet Taz, while it's 0-0.

Don
12-12-2023, 09:56 PM
Here you go, champ.

https://media.tenor.com/MDde3EZaSrAAAAAM/the-manager-robert-de-niro.gif

Manc
14-12-2023, 12:10 AM
Mauritius Open

One of the three market leaders should take this down, but 12/1 is quite frankly sickening.

Frittelli 35/1
Pavan 55/1

Manc
14-12-2023, 12:24 AM
I'll thrown in Nicolo Galletti 250/1 for good measure.

Don
15-12-2023, 07:10 PM
I can't respect this Spurs side and their naivety one bit. Away to a Forest side in need of the points, I don't like mong-eyes' defensive team selection but it's deffo a tasty bet.

niko_cee
17-12-2023, 08:31 AM
United being 8/1 in a two horse race and 5/1 the draw [both Betfair] is a bit :cab:

Don
17-12-2023, 08:33 AM
It's the culmination of 2 decades of our work gradually easing our girth into the Utd lot. What a harvest :drool:

Baz
17-12-2023, 08:53 AM
Salah to score and get booked, surely. Almost as guaranteed as C Ronaldo that time.

Lofty
17-12-2023, 10:47 AM
United will put out the worse side ever seen and somehow keep it tight, just like Spurs were gaped for a City bumming last weekend and somehow came away with a point. The last time I saw a team sheet I knew would get smashed by a filthy margin and it transpire was the fateful 8-2.

Manc
17-12-2023, 02:06 PM
BTTS in all four PL games 8/1.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2023, 04:11 PM
McTominay to score, McT to get booked and Amrabat to get booked.

Ben
17-12-2023, 06:08 PM
United are 10/1. Don’t think it’s going to happen but that’s long enough for a little dabble.

Ben
17-12-2023, 06:28 PM
Hojlund with the ghost shot at the end there the useless cunt.

Don
19-12-2023, 07:15 PM
Everton and O3.5 in Chelsea.

Waffdon
19-12-2023, 07:18 PM
Tempted by nearly 4/1 for Newcastle but not sure how they’ll cope without Joelinton. That and surely botman isn’t close to being fit

Don
21-12-2023, 02:37 PM
Nothing better than backing against Brighton and Spurs this season and with home advantage in this big rivalry, Palace are fucking tasty tonight.

Manc
22-12-2023, 05:41 PM
Hull, Cambridge, Salford 15/1.

Sir Andy Mahowry
22-12-2023, 06:19 PM
get your families life savings on pogues christmas number one.

rip.

phonics
23-12-2023, 04:41 PM
2500 to 1 accumulator bet lost on the final leg due to a lack of a Christian Romero yellow card :(

Waffdon
26-12-2023, 12:35 PM
Hull @ 6/4. Lump lump

Manc
26-12-2023, 01:30 PM
Il Est Francais. Some horse.

Waffdon
26-12-2023, 01:35 PM
Pinged everything.

Lucinda’s horses are in shambles right now. The drift on Giovinco was pretty alarming

Manc
26-12-2023, 02:40 PM
Nico de Boinville is cursed.

Waffdon
26-12-2023, 02:43 PM
Wondered what happened there. What a shambles

Don
26-12-2023, 05:04 PM
Gone big on Darwinny 2 or more at 8.

Don
26-12-2023, 07:47 PM
Villa for scenes.

Sir Andy Mahowry
26-12-2023, 07:50 PM
£2 free bet on Fernandes/Mainoo/Dendoncker/Digne to get booked.

Manc
29-12-2023, 07:23 PM
Hull, Bristol City, Derby, Sheff Wednesday 33/1.

Manc
04-01-2024, 03:36 PM
The Sentry

Morikawa 12/1
Tom Kim 25/1

Don
05-01-2024, 12:08 PM
Something to keep a Friday afternoon interesting. Libya comfortably beat Indonesia 4-0 three days ago at a camp in Turkey as they both prep for AC/AFCON.

https://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2024/01/02/world/friendlies/indonesia/libya/4290266/

They're playing again at same pitch and time today. Libya have one star player who is not in either squad so ignore him. Indonesia have fuck all.

Libya at close to evens. I'm on -1. -2 at 8s and -3 at 20 if you think you've got girth. I'll watch the first 10 and may unload.

Don
05-01-2024, 12:18 PM
Indonesia do have Jordi Amat (he played the 2nd half of the first game), bless them. Also a pair of Ipswich and Wolves youth defenders (1 played same as Jordi but the other wasn't available last game). Meh.

Baz
05-01-2024, 12:38 PM
My mates said to go big on Mozambique and Jamaica. Not sure if he means to win the lot

Don
05-01-2024, 12:44 PM
Is that for AFCON because I've maxxed my tournament stake already on England.

Don
05-01-2024, 12:50 PM
1 change for Libya from first game so looks like they went strongest XI for both. 7 changes for Indonesia including the defensive big names coming in but 5 of the newbies played the full 2nd half in first game and didn't trouble the Libyan dons. I'm unloading for a ride.

Lofty
05-01-2024, 12:56 PM
Choo choo.

Lofty
05-01-2024, 01:11 PM
Bad start :eyemouth:

Don
05-01-2024, 01:12 PM
Great start actually, but didn't capitalise and defended like shit for an undeserved goal. Keep calm and load on the outright.

Don
05-01-2024, 01:14 PM
Gadaffi's men are cooking.

Don
05-01-2024, 01:19 PM
Libya look shaky af at the back, proper emotional ride this.

Manc
06-01-2024, 12:10 PM
Cupset treble 137/1

Middlesbrough
Peterborough
Bristol Rovers

Ben
06-01-2024, 12:11 PM
I'd love that but I expect Villa will bum us. We've too many injuries to key players and fuck around trying to play out from the back despite not having the quality to do so.

Waffdon
06-01-2024, 12:22 PM
Bigger game on Tuesday as well so surely you’ll be resting players

Ben
06-01-2024, 12:30 PM
I don't think we can. The first choice players who won't start today will be more through fitness concerns than thinking about Chelsea, so I think it'll be a case of strongest team possible but it will be nowhere near strong enough. We were literally down to the bare bones for Coventry on NYD (four lads on the bench don't even have pro contracts).

John Arne
08-01-2024, 05:58 AM
Thailand v Kyrgyzstan Result & Both to Score @ 6/1

Thailand haven't even turned up in country yet, just changed their head coach, and 7 or 8 players withdrew from the squad.

#ThaiShambles

Manc
11-01-2024, 12:50 AM
Sony Open

Conners 25/1
J.T. Poston 30/1

Dubai Invitational

Otaegui 45/1
Winther 66/1

Waffdon
13-01-2024, 03:29 PM
Btts in the mud already. There’s been about 6 goals in England after nearly half an hour :lol:

John Arne
14-01-2024, 10:42 AM
Japan to absolutely smash Vietnam in 1hrs time. Unfortunately, the bookies well on top of it.

Vietnam massively understrength.

John Arne
14-01-2024, 10:57 AM
Fuck it. £40 on Vietnam at 70/1

Waffdon
14-01-2024, 11:04 AM
Wit

John Arne
14-01-2024, 11:35 AM
Wit

?

Mike
14-01-2024, 12:00 PM
What did John Arne find out in those 15 minutes?!

John Arne
14-01-2024, 12:07 PM
Holy fuck. Vietnam 2-1 up. £310 cash out.

I ain't going anywhere (yet).

John Arne
14-01-2024, 12:08 PM
What did John Arne find out in those 15 minutes?!

My drunken neighbour convinced me :D