The Betting Thread

[SincereTheRebel]

Is there anywhere, you can store funds from various peoples if you are putting. For example, every pay me £5 and the winner takes the pot. Anywhere to store it, other than my bank account?

[Manc]

BazBot.

[Offshore Toon]

Vietnamese winnings on Luton.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Betfair super boost Saka to score or assist @ 2.5.

[Baz]

This is the one.

30+ booking points in every EFL game isn’t out of the question today, while the refs get used to the new rules.
Bookies soon caught on to that gold mine. :(

[Manc]

Millwall, Plymouth, Gillingham & Doncaster 55/1

Colombia well worth a tickle at 15/2

[Don]

Palace is printing money. Everton, Bournemouth and Brighton -1 for scenes.

[Lofty]

Who is Brighton's midfield without Caicedo and Macallister?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Gilmour and Dahoud.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Little nibble on Forest.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Helenius to win by KO later @ 13.

He's got enough power to trouble AJ's glass chin.

[Lofty]

He looked old enough to be his grandad on the promo poster I saw.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's only 39, a spring chicken.

AJ did lose by KO the last time a fighter stepped in (Andy Ruiz) late to replace another.

He wont have had any prep for Helenius so he's likely to let it turn into a scrap.

Edit: Also on Helenius to win in rounds 7, 8, 9 or 10.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

O1.5 in Huddersfield/Leicester, Ipswich/Stoke, Watford/Plymouth, Southampton/Norwich, Everton/Fulham, Bristol Rovers/Barnsley and Cardiff/QPR.

[Offshore Toon]

He's only 39, a spring chicken.

AJ did lose by KO the last time a fighter stepped in (Andy Ruiz) late to replace another.

He wont have had any prep for Helenius so he's likely to let it turn into a scrap.

Edit: Also on Helenius to win in rounds 7, 8, 9 or 10.
I think this is a bit mental. They won't be making the same mistake as last time. Ruiz is a genuinely good boxer on his day.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Probably is.

I'm not throwing a lot of money at it but I think it's a decent price.

[Lofty]

Surely anyone he is fighting at the moment is under strict instructions to let AJ win, the whole thing is just a desperate attempt to get him back to the big boys table isn't it?

[Waffdon]

Free Bet Builder on Paddy Power for Chelsea/Liverpool. Think it’s based on how much you spend over there though so chances are it’s £2/3.

Still, decent value for backing cards and Salah hattrick

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Son Heung-Min AGS @ 3.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/r5okzET.png

'Mon Enzo and Reece James.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bets for the United game:

Rashford 2+ shots on target & Bruno 1+ SOT @ 3
Casemiro 1+ SOT & Bruno 1+ SOT @ 2.64
Casemiro 1+ SOT @ 2.06
Casemiro/Lemina/Ait-Nouri booked @ 28.27
Gomes/Shaw/Semedo booked @ 40.88
Dawson/Fernandes/Martinez booked @ 49.55
Semedo 2+ fouls/Casemiro 2+ fouls/Lemina 1+ foul/Rashford 2+ SOT @ 6.51.

[Lofty]

Aussies 20/1 to win this and England keep turning over possession cheaply.

[Lofty]

:eyemouth:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Decent timing.

[John Arne]

Kick off in 10 mins. Paddypower don't have it.

U23 AFF.

Thailand - Myanmar

Not fixed, but Thailand have taken a 'c' team and shouldn't be that good. If anyone wants to, please add £10 on Myanmar for me :) I will PayPal to you.

[Baz]

Was 7/1 on 365. Missed it due to crappy signal.

[Lofty]

8/1 in play :sorry:

[Lofty]

Gone down to 6 but I got your £10 on John Arne.

[Lofty]

Thailand 1 - 0 :D

[Max Power]

2-0 now. Always knew their good strength in depth at Thai youth level.

[Lofty]

Thaijax.

[Manc]

BMW Champs - Rory 7/1

[John Arne]

Gone down to 6 but I got your £10 on John Arne.

Cheers, great timing 😄

Let me know your PayPal, I'll shoot it over.

[Don]

I got on Forest at evens prior to them being hammered down but the -1 has to be equally free money, only thing stopping us is Elanga possibly getting a start after his promising cameo against a high line and Hamer debut but nah, free money.

[Baz]

I’ve been doing £10 accumulators on 40+ booking points in each league and by the 70th minute the cash out is usually massive. So I’m going big and doing 3 x £50. £150 bet + £27.69 balance = £177.69

https://i.imgur.io/KnFMWRo_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Any guesses what my balance will be come 5:30pm tomorrow?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

£48.24.

[Don]

Serious goals in our game, Wolves and Newcastle at huge prices and Spurs. We eating good tomorrow.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm restricted on Bet365.

If anyone is willing to put £10 on Paqueta to get a yellow against Chelsea @ 3.1 for me I'll send the cash by Paypal.

[-james-]

Just get that post to Denise and she'll get the risk management team sacked.

[Manc]

Plymouth, Huddersfield, Stevenage & Gillingham 110/1

[Don]

Wolves bet looking juicy. Goals in Liv prices are shit though.

[Waffdon]

I’ve been doing £10 accumulators on 40+ booking points in each league and by the 70th minute the cash out is usually massive. So I’m going big and doing 3 x £50. £150 bet + £27.69 balance = £177.69

https://i.imgur.io/KnFMWRo_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Any guesses what my balance will be come 5:30pm tomorrow?

Must be looking decent?

[Baz]

Must be looking decent?

At half time was £245, £78 and £28 cash outs. Alarm set for 4:25 for a 70th minute cash out.

[Waffdon]

Aye, assuming first one was PL and first half of championship games, that one was looking real good. Every game I looked at had minimum of 2 cards

[Baz]

Aye, assuming first one was PL and first half of championship games, that one was looking real good. Every game I looked at had minimum of 2 cards

Swansea vs Coventry and Wednesday vs Preston really letting me down with 0.

[Lofty]

I did the 3 3pm prem games as a treble and it just came in, thanks for the idea Baz.

[Baz]

£48.24.

£376.98 :thbup:

We go again next week.

[Offshore Toon]

#TRAIN

Forest, Brighton and Brentford winning means a Toon win (or early payout) nets £530. Mon Harvey Barnes I guess.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bruno 1+ SOT
Rashford AGS
Rashford FGS
Rashford to score 2 or more
United to win.

Also have Porro/Richarlison/Lisandro, Romero/Shaw/Bissouma and Casemiro/Udogie/Van de Ven as my booking accas.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/tp5rrnb.png

https://i.imgur.com/BuhyDAi.png

Fuck Man City.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

England Women to lift the trophy and some card accas.

[Waffdon]

Put a couple quid on Soucek and JWP to score and be booked at 1000/1

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm restricted on Bet365.

If anyone is willing to put £10 on Paqueta to get a yellow against Chelsea @ 3.1 for me I'll send the cash by Paypal.

No one?

Dickheads.

[randomlegend]

My wife has discovered matched betting via her Peloton ladies Facebook group :D

[John Arne]

Incheon v Hai Phong

Kick off in 15 minutes.
No idea why, Incheon massive favourites and at home, perhaps it's my heart backing this one.

Cheeky £3 at 11.

[John Arne]

90th minute and this is somehow 1-1...

[Don]

Not familiar with these teams and it's a serious home atmosphere they're up against but Al Sharjah with Pjanic, Manolas, Paco Alcacer and some random foreigners are up against a very shit Iranian side (Tractor) and are above evens to win a 1-off ACL qualifier. Get on for the ride. Handicaps possibly, too.

[Manc]

Count me in.

[Don]

Galatasaray at a juicy price tonight.

[Mike]

Last minute winner!

[Don]

Icardi's quality separating them as expected.

[Manc]

JC Ritchie 150/1 - Czech Masters. Bookies sleeping on this fella.

[Lofty]

Looking at the 15:00 at York today, horse called Racingbreaks Ryder @ 22/1 form is either win or bust, 4 wins in the last 8 runs. Worth a sniff if you can get extra places I think.

[Baz]

Win or bust =/= extra places :cab:

I’m on it though, 25/1 six places :yn:

[Lofty]

Bust it is :D

At a big course like York the reasoning falls over but at smaller courses I get enough of those coming in to break even at least.

[Don]

Fenerbahce at just about a juicy enough price to tempt me tonight. Fred is injured but a good excuse to watch Dzeko, Tadic, Kent and some Turkish home atmosphere scenes for anyone that fancies it. -1 may even be decent for a punt.

[Don]

Chelsea hcaps are free money, might go heavy on -1 and then something involving Jackson goals for big odds.

[Lofty]

Willy hills free £5 bet this weekend no deposit.

[Lofty]

LongShotValue on twitter on fire again, last three tips 2 winners 1 place.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Only fucking wins when I'm not on.

[Don]

Got a £100 on Jackson to score from Sterling assist and Sterling to score from Jackson assist at 51 :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

The bank on under 1.5 @ 4/1.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Over 5.5 cards @ 2.8
Over 6.5 @ 4.5
Over 7.5 @ 7.5
Over 8.5 @ 11.

Booking accas:

Nakamba, Kabore, Gallagher
Caicedo, Lockyer, Morris
Chong, Giles.

[Ben]

Got a £100 on Jackson to score from Sterling assist and Sterling to score from Jackson assist at 51 :drool:

They're going to claim the deflection annuls the assist aren't they?

[Don]

No matter with that fucking lesbian's poor finishing costing it. -2 though :drool:

[Don]

Forest at over 10s. We're made men tomorrow.

[Don]

Over 4.5 in Bournemouth.

[Baz]

All the cards again. £125 starting pot and a 16:20 alarm set to cash out. Will be pleased with £250 return.


JC Ritchie 150/1 - Czech Masters. Bookies sleeping on this fella.

I presume this isn’t going to plan as he’s now 1000/1

[Manc]

Six shots off the lead as we speak. Needs a solid back nine.

[Lofty]

Last match against Fulham Trossard had 3 assists, 2+ assists for him today 14/1. Worth a sniff.

[Baz]

Cashed for £228.59

[Lofty]

Good effort that.

[Max Power]

Thought the Bet365 mafia had drugged Haaland after super boosting him to score.

[Lofty]

Gordon surely nailed on for a card here.

[Manc]

Joelinton even money to pick up a yellow. Stick your mortgage on it.

[John Arne]

$6 on Liverpool @ 20

[John Arne]

$126 :drool:

[John Arne]

The only betting portal that works for me isn't yet offering odds for the 2023 V.League?

Is it available on your site? If so, what odds for Hanoi Police (aka, CAND, CAHN, Vietnam Police) for the title?

They only just got promoted, but they've sucked up a lot of good players, as they are corrupt as fuck.

They won the title today.

[Manc]

Omega Euro Masters

Bjork 22/1
Rozner 30/1
Fitzpatrick 45/1

[Don]

West Ham juicy as the free money Luton train rumbles on. On -2 too.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Omega Euro Masters

Bjork 22/1
Rozner 30/1
Fitzpatrick 45/1

I'm guessing that was Alex? Matt must have been 12/1 tops.

[Manc]

Yeah. Best price I saw for Matt was 17/2.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

1697694958239547761

Slam handicaps.

I've gone as high as -4.5 @ 7.5

[Don]

I could only get £40 on -4 and £25 on O5.5 Tampa Goals. Game tomorrow half past midnight ya?

[Don]

1698001953073115344

Might have to unload on Hartford -7.5 :drool:

[Baz]

I could only get HT/FT worth bothering with. Cmon the Rowdies.

[Don]

Some other BLM monster smashing one in for Hartford within 15 mins :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hojlund AGS
Hojlund FGS.

Edit: Not starting, cashed out.

[Manc]

Handshakes all round in the Swiss Alps.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hojlund AGS and Maguire to get a card in play.

[Manc]

Irish Open

Olesen 50/1
Pepperell 66/1
Migliozzi 80/1

[Ben]

Eddie seems a little overpriced there. Rory skewing the market.

[Jimmy Floyd]

There's a reason Rory skews the market.

[Don]

South Korea very tasty price tonight: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66667180

Also Bulgaria kicking off in 3 hours against Iran might be worth a tickle at a huge price.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bellingham to have a shot on target has been boosted to 2.5 on Betfair.

£10 max stake.

Free money.

[Baz]

Internationals have ruined the 40+ booking points accumulator so I’ve just gone one on this week, on twelve 3PM league one and league two games. Gone big though. £250 @ 21.53/1 :yn:

16:20 cash out alarm set.

[Lofty]

If you are looking to cash out at 500 would it not be easier to just back something at even money?

[Baz]

If you are looking to cash out at 500 would it not be easier to just back something at even money?
I can’t explain it. The cash out is always crazy good. It’s a money making scam.

And I don’t cash out at 500, I cash out at 4:20pm. I expect it’ll be about £1100 minimum.

[Foe]

Would any of them actually have come in if not cashed out?

[Baz]

Would any of them actually have come in if not cashed out?

No.

[Foe]

Top, top work.

[Ben]

What’s booking points? Do Bet365 do it?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

10 points for a yellow, 25 for a red.

Bet365 don't do it but they do let you bet on the number of cards in a game.

[Ben]

So 4+ yellows would be pretty much the same thing? Or is it worth jumping onto one of these wanky sites that does points just to cover the red?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

4 yellows would be 40 points, yeah.

I've never really ventured into booking points but I would imagine that the odds would be better on the wanky sites (Betfair might do it) because a red is so much more valuable than a yellow.

[Baz]

I’m informed that Bet365 don’t offer similar.

On skybet you go to football > accumulators > all > scroll to T > total booking points > select all 3pm games for either 30+, 40+ or 50+

Since I’ve been doing it, even if I’d picked all 30’s, it wouldn’t have come in. I don’t understand why they ramp the cash out up so much.

[Lofty]

To clarify, it's over 40 booking points in all games, on 365?

Edit: :moop:

[Lofty]

I can only assume you have flummoxed the algorithm for this particular market with the number of selections, but they will notice and adjust it eventually. May aswell go balls deep in the meantime.

[Lofty]

My cashout is dogshit :moop:

[Baz]

Aye. Not gonna do international weekends again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

CMC/Dobbins/Chase/Justin Jefferson to score TDs @ 14.58
AJ Brown/Josh Jacobs/Keenan Allen/Justin Fields to score TDs @ 28.26
Lamar Jackson/Isaiah Likely to score TDs @ 6.36 (also have them as singles as well @2 and @ 2.8).

[Baz]

I’ve got Philadelphia to be the last unbeaten team.

[Manc]

Fortinet

Theegala 16/1
Bhatia 45/1
Laird 70/1 (FRL)

BMW

Fitzpatrick 16/1
Tom Kim 25/1
Luiten 60/1 (FRL)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Betfair oddsboost for Salah to have a SOT @ 2.

Plus some card accas ofc.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Fortinet

Theegala 16/1
Bhatia 45/1
Laird 70/1 (FRL)

BMW

Fitzpatrick 16/1
Tom Kim 25/1
Luiten 60/1 (FRL)

I was going to be on Rai for this, but forgot / didn't have time to place the bet and am now seething.

[Lofty]

Any news on Barrington's Bookie Bashing experiment this weekend?

[Baz]

Forgot to do it

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Roschon Johnson (Chicago Bears v Tampa Bay Bucs) to score a TD @ 4.5 on Betfair.

Game kicks off at 6pm and that's cracking value.

[Manc]

Theegala sauntering home.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Well batted. 16/1 seems a bit miserly from the bookies given he hasn't done that much for a while.

[Baz]

Based on @SpikeyM’s ITK, I’ve had a nibble on Maidenhead.

[Lofty]

Am I right in thinking the shithousery of Newcastle might rack up some yellows tonight, or is continental refereeing a myth these days?

[Don]

Al Nassr -2
Milan and RBL HT double.

[Baz]

Gordon yellow plz

[Don]

Man City -1 at HT at over evens :drool:

[Baz]

My betting group had a spinoff group and now have all joined another group. Bet on north Macedonian cup earlier. :D

[Manc]

French Open

Bjork 18/1
Paul 25/1
Otaegui 33/1
Kimsey 55/1

[John Arne]

AFC Cup starts tonight, which means teams you've never heard of playing against teams you think you may have once heard of...

Shan United v Macarthur FC
Dynamic Herb Cebu FC v Phnom Penh
Ravshan v FC Merw
$6 on the treble at 4.

[Ben]

Shan United :cool:

[Ben]

Fenerbahce - Villa - AZ @ 4.5 in an attempt to make this joke cup a bit more interesting.

[Don]

What is this seemingly new(?) data representation of games available on Bet365 as 'timeline' and recorded on Soccwreay as 'excitement index':

https://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2023/09/21/europe/uefa-cup/lask-linz/liverpool-fc/4239201/

It doesn't seem to merely be a graphical representation of attacks/dangerous attacks and so far it's proving fucking incredible for me, I'm reading it like Neo. Anyone got a link to an explanation behind it?

[Don]

Got £750 on Koleosho and boys to bring me joyful scenes.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Zhang to win in rounds 5-8
Zhang to win in rounds 7-12.

Hopefully Joyce takes a nap in round 7 or 8.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

O5.5, 6.5 and 7.5.

Let's see what Newcastle are made of.

[Offshore Toon]

Such a noob bet. Every top team takes their foot off the break in this situation. I'm not watching, but when we've battered sides early under Howe we've sat back in the second half.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's why I've only put a couple of quid on.

Edit: Although that's profit, would be nice if they grab 2 more.

[Baz]

Good bet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

One more would be sweet.

[Offshore Toon]

I'm not watching so not sure what's happened but everything I said was true. I hope you get your eighth goal tho, Ho.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm not watching so not sure what's happened but everything I said was true. I hope you get your eighth goal tho, Ho.

I watched up to the 6th, the Blades have just completely shat the bed. They've defended so poorly.

The turning point was Harvey Barnes getting injured and Gordon coming on.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, I've seen a few people saying Barnes was shit and that's given me joy. Such a boring, uninspired signing. I can't emphasise enough how much respect I've lost for Howe with his white man tactics and fetish for yes men.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wahey.

[Baz]

Alvarez first goalscorer 7/1 is insane value.

I’ve no money in good bookies so took 5/1 with Sky.

[Ben]

Brighton is a ridiculous price is it not?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Alvarez first goalscorer 7/1 is insane value.

I’ve no money in good bookies so took 5/1 with Sky.

I'll follow @ 7.

Also on AGS @ 3.15.

[Lofty]

I think Arsenal could be getting a few cards tonight. Gabriel, White and Jorginho especially.

[Lofty]

I fancy Barca, Sunderland and Strasbourg as a treble tonight at 10s.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fulham @ 3.25?

Choo choo.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Willian AGS too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/pgLW2pT.png

Finally a big card bet comes off.

Only had £5 on it (as opposed to £2) because of the Betfair promo of a free £5 BB if you put a £5 BB on.

[Waffdon]

Plymouth are letting me down for £400 odd, the cunts.

[John Arne]

Ventforet Kofu v Buriram

[Baz]

What’s the info?

[John Arne]

Nothing dodgy. Kofu spammed their way to Emporer Cup victory last season in Japan, but are a J2 team. Buriram are rather good.

[Lofty]

Kofu spam their way to victory again.

[John Arne]

Fucking Japanese arseholes.

[Baz]

I know this isn't how it works but Japs are a combined 25-12-3 in the AFC CL against Thai opposition.

[Manc]

Alfred Dunhill

Syme 50/1
Shinkwin 55/1

Sanderson Farms

Cole 18/1
Ryder 40/1

[Don]

Brighton to get the draw at HT here is a tasty one. 6/1.

[Baz]

Brighton to get the draw at HT here is a tasty one. 6/1.

Wow, one came in.

[Don]

Stick to the silence response pls, it's less embarrassing.

[Lofty]

Fair play, it was a good shout. I backed them at HT against Villa when they were 80/1 but VAR incompetence put paid to that after taking forever to give their comeback goal and letting Villa settle.

[Don]

We're above evens tomorrow. Not for the -3 handicap, just outright. Salah vs Lamptey (for 30 mins before his muscles tear) :happycry:

[Manc]

Shriners - Hoge 28/1
Open de Espana - Arnaus 50/1

Quietly confident.

[Ben]

France @ 2.25 against an injury riddled Netherlands is crazy value.

[John Arne]

South Korea v Vietnam, BTTS No @ 4/9. Gone big.

[John Arne]

Fiver on Pakistan - Cambodia at 15/4

[Don]

Tastyyyy Pakistani dons.

Junped on Japan -1 in-running to bring some interest to the afternoon.

[John Arne]

Vietnam also failed to score.

Double win :)

[Don]

We're gonna be made men come AC in Jan. I remember absolutely printing money during the last 2. The potential for unloading my entire net worth on South Korea to humliate us in the Round of 16 when they'll probably be evens to win the game :drool:

[Ben]

Slovenia @ 2.4 against NI tonight is pretty good value I'd say. They battered Finland a few days ago and NI are, well, shite.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Slovenia are 1 result away from qualifying as well and have two pretty hardish games afterwards. I'm on board.

[Offshore Toon]

Can we get Asian tips the evening before please, especially the winners.

On Slovenia too.

[Baz]

All aboard.

[Baz]

That’ll do.

[Offshore Toon]

Let's keep rolling. What's up next?

[Ben]

Is the Turkish Second Division fixed?

2nd in the league (W6-D1-L1) are away at second bottom (W0-D3-L5) and 12 minutes in, they're already out at 5.00 to win, with the shitty second bottom team at 1.72.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Have they gone a goal down?

[Ben]

Nope, 0-0 after 32 minutes. Odds pretty much unmoved, 1.80 vs. 5.00.

They were 4.5 at kickoff, which is just bizarre given the league positions. If it didn't seem suss as fuck, I'd have dabbled.

[Ben]

They lost 1-0. Stay clear of Turkey, then.

[Manc]

Champ 50/1 looks a lively outsider for the ZOZO champs. At the top of the market Im looks the one to back if you can stomach 14s.

10/1 for a Danish winner in Andalucia could be a tasty angle. Helligkilde 40/1 & R Hojgaard 25/1 look the pick of the bunch.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I should have backed the Hojgaard double, would have been tasty odds.

[Waffdon]

Havertz anytime 3/1. Definitely happening.

[Baz]

Back on the three 3pm 40+ booking points accas today.

[Lofty]

LongShotValue gone to a subscription model, reaction quite amusing.

[Offshore Toon]

We got anything tasty today boysies? I've got that Slovenia money sat in my account losing value by the second so we need a train.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Card accas obviously (good to be back, fuck internationals)
£10 on Salah SOT boosted to evens
50p on a Liverpool red card @ 7.

[Manc]

Leeds, Charlton, Blackpool & Wrexham 25/1.

[Offshore Toon]

Leeds, Charlton, Blackpool & Wrexham 25/1.
Slovenia win rolling into this.

[Ben]

Just Bromley and Stockport today. Minefield.

[Baz]

Back on the three 3pm 40+ booking points accas today.2 misses made up for by the hit:

https://i.imgur.io/ji4m7pW_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Lofty]

Which league was the hit?

[Baz]

Which league was the hit?

Championship and PL combined.

[Baz]

Gundogan first/last score, both 12/1

[Don]

PSG and Newcastle both -1 double for a punt.

[Manc]

Difficult to see past Olesen 18/1 for the Qatar Masters. Otaegui 25/1 & Armitage 70/1 to do bits.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Langasque for me. Allez les bleus.

[Don]

West Ham tasty price, Bowen and Paqueta on the bench so hopefully they get a good 30 mins if it's still tied.

[Baz]

West Ham tasty price, Bowen and Paqueta on the bench so hopefully they get a good 30 mins if it's still tied.
Hoping they breeze it without them to keep them fresh for the Everton game, and keep me afloat in Last Man Standing.

[Lofty]

William Hill giving all new and existing customers a £5 free bet this weekend.

[Offshore Toon]

Except me apparently.

[Ben]

Put mine on an acca:

Arsenal, Leicester, Stockport, Falkirk, St. Pauli, Auxerre

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I didn't get it but I only just got my account back after 9 years.

Edit: I've got it \0/.

[Lofty]

Except me apparently.

No 'Epic Weekend' promotion on the home page?

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, but it's telling me I'm not eligible. Suffering from success. 😒

[SvN]

I logged in - first time in about 10 years - and within 2 minutes my account was locked because my identity wasn't verified.

[Baz]

Send your bank statement, driving license, passport, birth certificate, social media profile and your dirty bedsheets to unlock.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Betfair have just locked me out recently. I tried to go back in, went through all the posing in ballet shoes in front of a roaring fire that they asked for, and then they said no, you're permanently excluded and won't be let back in for any reason. Not sure what's going on there but so be it.

[Lofty]

Probably reviewed your account if you were consistently up. My mate is a billy big bollocks gambler and has been banned from a few for the crime of winning too much, they start saying they need proof of means etc and they are worried about your gambling level yet only do this if you're winning.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Betfair have just locked me out recently. I tried to go back in, went through all the posing in ballet shoes in front of a roaring fire that they asked for, and then they said no, you're permanently excluded and won't be let back in for any reason. Not sure what's going on there but so be it.

They've finally had enough of The Computer.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The computer has been switched off for about six months, mainly because I just don't have time to plug everything in during the cricket season, so the timing is a bit puzzling.

Bit annoying though as other exchanges are all shite.

[Don]

Real Madrid might not be in the best form but against that XI, it's tastyyyy.

[John Arne]

Yup, I've put £50 on them at 8/5

[Baz]

Bookings this week:

https://i.imgur.io/RNRAzgu_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pissing hell.

[niko_cee]

When can we invest?

[Baz]

When can we invest?
Get yourself a sky bet account and away you go. Set an alarm for 16:20 for the cash out.

[niko_cee]

Yeah, but I don't want to collapse your system.

[Baz]

Yeah, but I don't want to collapse your system.

Good point. Lofty joined in for two weeks and it went wrong, so maybe just enjoy my profits from afar.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I don't even have a SkyBet account anymore :(

[Baz]

I don't even have a SkyBet account anymore :(I use my Mums. :sst:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Well I could get mine back but I'd have to phone them which I can't be arsed with.

Why no live chat, dickheads?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ngannou to be knocked downed in round 1 or 2 @ 4
Fury to win & both fighters to be knocked down @ 7.5.

[Manc]

What time does it kick off?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've seen some places say 10:30, some 10:45 and others 11.

[Ben]

11:15 at the earliest then.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Alexis MacAllister to get booked @ 7.5 on Unibet is huge value.

[Don]

Us and Villa -1 double looks tasty.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Alexis MacAllister to get booked @ 7.5 on Unibet is huge value.

:cool:

Had £12.75 on.

[Waffdon]

£5 on Silva, Lindelof, Rodri, McTominay and Eriksen to be booked returns £1300

£5 on Haaland hat trick, Alvarez assist, 7+ City corners, City -3 and 70 booking points returns £1300

£5 Haaland 2+ shots on target each half, 1+ corner each half for both teams and 5+ fouls each half for both teams returns £2500

[Ben]

Spurs are 2.20 to beat Chelsea next Monday. Surely that’ll get backed right in during the week so I’m all over it now.

[Offshore Toon]

Big shout. Asians doubled with Arsenal away to us for big wins.

[Don]

Literally the ideal side for Chelsea. If Enzo is back, it ain't the one.

[Offshore Toon]

Get the mortgages on it boys.

[Don]

Really hate to be driven to such rude statements but I made more than all of TTH's combined monthly salary today. Bow down to me.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I didn't make that much, but we can all agree that United were a bit short.

[Baz]

Gone big on FK Tuzla City in Bosnia.

[Don]

Get a load of that West Ham price. Everton and BTTS in our game also tasty.

[Ben]

West Ham @ 3.40 absolutely wild.

[Manc]

I'm deploying my very own bomb squad for the WWT.

Bhatia 33/1
Champ 40/1
Brandon Wu 70/1