The Betting Thread

[Lofty]

Betting on a fixed fight :D

[Baz]

Betting on a fixed fight :D

What’s the outcome?

[Lofty]

I don't know but it means someone definitely wont be giving it their best shot so I wouldn't put my money on it without knowing the winner. At least when I had a sniff of Newcastle at half time when they were 25/1 I knew they were gonna go for it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What’s the outcome?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp63RLkXwAEwApb?format=jpg

Jake Paul in the final round apparently.

[Baz]

:D

[Lofty]

Blackburn could be value tonight, Leicester looked absolutely wank on Saturday.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Was driving so missed most of the tips from the guy I follow (https://twitter.com/thecardstipster) and he landed card bets @ 19 & 6.5 today :(

[Lofty]

Also missed my piping hot Blackburn tip.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I did indeed.

Thankfully I got on the superboost Bet365 offered on Alvarez & Foden to have a shot on target each plus an accy of Brighton/Eastleigh/Derby/Wrexham/Man City -1.5.

Everything else I actually managed to get on was a bust.

[John Arne]

$10 at 5/1 on Vietnam U20 v Australia U20. Just about to kick-off.

[John Arne]

Full time. Vietnam 1-0 Australia :)

[Lofty]

Nice, I saw your post but when I looked they were already winning so too late.

[Lofty]

Few bookies spamming McIlroy as the choice this weekend, is that the consensus?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Accas today:

Arsenal/United/Southampton/Frosinone/Copenhagen/Burnley/Toulouse/Marseille/Feyenoord/Sport Recife
Arsenal + O1.5 match goals/Liverpool/United
United/Feyenoord/BTTS Liverpool & Wolves/O2.5 Southampton & Grimsby/O2.5 Burnley & Fleetwood.

Only card bet I'm on thus far is Onana/Jorginho/Neves/Robertson. Assuming they all start.

[Manc]

Arnold Palmer

Zalatoris 20/1
Mitchell 50/1
Keegan Bradley 60/1

Puerto Rico Open

Wu 25/1
Schmid 40/1
Mathews 100/1

[Jimmy Floyd]

Willy Z is due. That's all I'm saying as my kit is in the UK.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/iDMHQSy.png

Little nibble on some horses.

[Waffdon]

Speaking of ponies, I like the following for Cheltenham:-

Facile Vega @ 4 - Supreme Novice. Was poor last time out but all that’s done is give him value
Better Days Ahead @ 11 - Champion Bumper
Imagine @ 8 - Martin Pipe
Shoot First @ 5 - Pertemps
Corbetts Cross @ 4.5 - Albert Barlett

Will put a Yankee on that just to win and not ew in the next few days. Think I’ll just wait until the days leading up or the days itself for rest of bets as much better value ew then compared to now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Busquets/Araujo/Carvajal, Camavinga/Nacho/Kessie & Kroos/De Jong/Rudiger.

Card bets I'm on for El Wankico.

[Ben]

Following last week's successful punt, I'm on Burnley, Millwall and Rotherham today.

Going to apply the same (nonsensical) logic I came up with on some singles/doubles/trebles in other leagues to see how that goes:
Hradec Kralove, Viktoria Plzen
Bordeaux
Bochum, M'gladbach, Mainz, Union Berlin
Livingston, Rangers, Ross County

Yellow cards in Middlesbrough-Reading game: Tommy Smith, Jeff Hendrick

[Lofty]

The ref for the united match has had a few card happy matches so all aboard the card bet train.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Freuler/Gueye, Doucoure/Worral/Colback, Onana/Shelvey/Godfrey.

Also got a double/double between the two games of Onana/Colback/Shaw/Robertson.

O1.5 in Liverpool/United, Leverkusen/Hertha, Wolfsburg/Frankfurt, Betis/Madrid, Reims/Ajaccio, Toulouse/Clermont, Lyon/Lorient.

Inter, BTTS in Liverpool/United, O1.5 in Roma/Juventus.

Reims/Genk/Antwerp/Braga.

BTTS in Liverpool/United, Betis/Madrid, Roma/Juventus.

Saint Gilloise & BTTS/PSV & BTTS/Leverkusen & BTTS.

[Manc]

Chelsea Women DNB 5/1

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Liverpool/United cards:

Harvey Elliott
Dalot/Robertson/Bruno Fernandes
Fred/Shaw/Fabinho
Elliott/Antony.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also on Rashford AGS as well as 2 or more goals and 3 or more.

[Ben]

Fabinho/Fred/Darwin on bookings watch for me.

[Boydy]

Fabinho/Robertson/Fernandes bookings here. Meant to stick a fiver on but fucked up and put it on twice so now there's a tenner on it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

United to win.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hopefully the ref can start handing cards out for fun.

Edit: McTominay to get booked.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A Rashford goal and a Harvey Elliott card would be very handy right now.

Edit: Little nibble on Bruno to be booked as well as sent off.

[Waffdon]

I think you’ve been on 99% of the outcomes and lost every one

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Got on McTominay in play for a booking, O5.5 just before the sixth (just got on O6.5 too) and I had a bet builder come in.

Card bets aren't easy in general though, but low stakes and if they come in they come in big.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also I have no idea how Bruno hasn't been booked. He's had a couple of naughty challenges, had a couple of dives and even slapped a lino on the arm

[Manc]

Lazio at even money.

[Manc]

I need to stick to the Golf.

[Don]

On Felicity FGS to give some interest to this otherwise dour affair.

[Ben]

Kovacic/Brandt yellow cards 20/1

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Guerreiro/Cucurrela, Can/Enzo/Koulibaly and Ozcan/Kovacic/James.

[Manc]

Players Championship

Jason Day 28/1
Tom Kim 35/1

Kenya Open

Schaper 33/1
Kinhult 35/1

[John Arne]

Saigon Heat v Singapore Slingers @ 2.4

Something dodgy in the game yesterday, but Singapore way the better team and should win tonight. (5hrs to tip off).

[Don]

I went quite big :baz:

[Lofty]

Not too big I hope :eyemouth:

[Lofty]

https://i.ibb.co/rML8N6K/Screenshot-20230309-171915-Samsung-Internet.jpg

Worth a punt.

[Don]

What was the score? Did they get pumped? Was busy at work so didn't even get a ride out of it ffs.

Chasing on Sporting.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/w3TcSBO.png

Just need a Juanmi shot on target.

Edit: Subbed off :(

[John Arne]

What was the score? Did they get pumped? Was busy at work so didn't even get a ride out of it ffs.

Chasing on Sporting.

Heat won by 1 (86-85). Slingers missed an easy shot with 2 seconds left. Cunts.

[Don]

Oof.

Thankfully nothing our handicaps against Bournemouth on Saturday won't fix sharpish :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

1634316884932800513

Been screwed again with a card bet.

[SincereTheRebel]

A few weeks sgo, I had VVD making a tackle as part of an acca. bet365 did not count it, but every other stat tracker did. Took them a week to cash out

[Lofty]

Fancy Brighton Brentford Chelsea treble.

[Baz]

Lightly Squeeze 66/1 in the 2:25 at Sandown EW (5 places)

[Manc]

I'll take you on with Hardy Du Seuil 12/1.

[Baz]

Brad Todd with the 1 2 3 in the Kenya Open.

[Lofty]

Do they not do Crufts markets anymore?

[Baz]

Cheltenham week and I’ve zero excitement for it. :scratch:

[Waffdon]

I was like that throughout the jumps season but have quietly been getting excited for it the last couple of weeks. I think it helps that a couple of Mullins’ bombed out at the DRF so not quite so many short priced favs. He’ll probably still win mind.

Day 1 looks fun - when was the last time the Supreme had so many runners? Jonbon x El Fabiola, two big field handicaps for the lolz, Constitution Hill setting records and an excellent Mares Hurdle.

[Ben]

I've absolutely fucked myself at work and I'll only have Friday off.

[Waffdon]

Perfect for watching Ahoy Senor romp it up the hill having smashed his way through every fence

[Waffdon]

Facile Vega (13.30), Corach Rambler (14.50), Marie’s Rock (16.10) trixie
Minella Crooner (17.30), Bad (16.50), Jonbon (14.10) trixie
Facile Vega, Jonbon, Tekao (16.50), Oscar Elite to be placed (14.50), Honeysuckle not to place (16.10) 5 fold
Corach Rambler to place, Love Envoi (16.10) to place, Sir Allen (16.50) to place and Conny Hill to win (15.30)

Then I’ve got loads of EW Yankees involving some do the following:-

Doctor Bravo (13.30) 25/1 - lovely price
Strong Leader (13.30) - 40/1
Happygolucky (14.50) 14/1
Iceo Madrik (14.50) 55/1
Teaclipper (14.50) 25/1
Zanahiyr (15.30) 80/1
Samuel Spade (16.50) 18/1
Metamorpheus (16.50) 20/1
Jazzy Matty (16.50) 20/1
Mister Coffey (17.30) 11/1

14.50 and 16.50 ahould both be paying out at least 6 places whoever you bet with

[Lofty]

Betway are letting you put £20 on a Irish winner on day 1 @ evens instead of 1-100.
888 sport £20 on first race money back if in top 4. Sky bet £20 on first race money back if it loses. Shame Sky racing odds are horse shit compared to other bookies.

[Baz]

Okay excitements setting in.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Betfair with a £2 free acca for this shit.

Someone throw something up.

[Waffdon]

Paddy is £5 free bet. Stick it on Facile Vega, Jonbon and Marie’s Rock

[Ben]

Facile Vega
El Fabiolo
Corach Rambler
Constitution Hill
Marie’s Rock
Byker
Gaillard Du Mesnil

All sorts of singles and multiples.

[Baz]

Was meant to only be doing ante but the temptation to deposit into my [mum’s] skybet is real.

[Lofty]

Constitution Hill evens Bet 365.

[Kikó]

Gone all in on these. 1635553046049574913?t=cbH3vmCXyuTSVdoNPJLkbA&s=19

[Waffdon]

Constitution Hill evens Bet 365.

That’s a crazy offer if there’s no cap. It’s a shame I put a deposit limit for this week on bet365 to stop the temptation of punting punting punting

[Ben]

Max £10 lol.

[Waffdon]

My mate said he put £20 on it. Doesn’t have a max for me either.

[Ben]

The bastards only let me have a tenner.

[Ben]

Let's get the right thread this time.

Draw treble:

Blackpool/QPR
Paris/Amiens
Porto/Inter

[niko_cee]

Max 10 for me.

[Baz]

This thread when Vauban romps home. :drool:

[Waffdon]

That couldn’t have gone any worse that 1st race. We go again.

[Kikó]

Only £47 down now 😎

[Kikó]

Corach Rambler 😎

[Waffdon]

Some horse. Marie’s Rock is pissing the Mares’ so Facile Vega can go fuck himself

[Ben]

What happened there? I was making a small fortune up until that.

[Waffdon]

Should have went to the stayers hurdle after all. Looked absolutely awful. Need Sir Allen top 4 for £150.

This is great though. De Bromhead seems like a great geezer

[Kikó]

Byker lost by a nose :-(

[Baz]

Boodles
JAZZY MATTY 16/1 EW

Winner.


National Hunt Chase
MAHLER MISSION 14/1 EW

FFFUUII

[Waffdon]

Facile Vega (13.30), Corach Rambler (14.50), Marie’s Rock (16.10) trixie
Minella Crooner (17.30), Bad (16.50), Jonbon (14.10) trixie
Facile Vega, Jonbon, Tekao (16.50), Oscar Elite to be placed (14.50), Honeysuckle not to place (16.10) 5 fold
Corach Rambler to place, Love Envoi (16.10) to place, Sir Allen (16.50) to place and Conny Hill to win (15.30)

Then I’ve got loads of EW Yankees involving some do the following:-

Doctor Bravo (13.30) 25/1 - lovely price
Strong Leader (13.30) - 40/1
Happygolucky (14.50) 14/1
Iceo Madrik (14.50) 55/1
Teaclipper (14.50) 25/1
Zanahiyr (15.30) 80/1
Samuel Spade (16.50) 18/1
Metamorpheus (16.50) 20/1
Jazzy Matty (16.50) 20/1
Mister Coffey (17.30) 11/1

14.50 and 16.50 ahould both be paying out at least 6 places whoever you bet with

They all won or placed. Wrong combos though and fuck all money has been made. Fancy a few tomorrow and reckon it’ll be another short price winner in most

[Ben]

4 of 7 winners today. Obviously well up but would have been so much more if Byker shaded that.

[Waffdon]

13.30 - Gaelic Warrior
14.10 - Gerri Colombe, Thyme Hill EW
14.50 - Captain Conby, Call Me Lord EW, Icare Allen EW
15.30 - Edwardstone, Greaneteen EW
16.10 - Galvin
16.50 - Third Time Lucki, Sizing Pottsi EW
17.30 - Better Days Ahead EW

I have put money on the fav in the 1st, 2nd, 4th and 5th race though as Day 2 usually is a day full of them.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/inLNWfl.png

Fuck horses.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Late night acca:

BTTS Santa Fe/America de Cali
BTTS Atlas/Olimpia
BTTS Tolima/Equidad
BTTS Philadelphia/Alianza
O2.5 San Luis Quillota/Santiago
O2.5 Alajulense Women/Saprissa.

£5 returns £395.

[Ben]

Wednesday picks:

Impaire Et Passe
Gerri Colombe
Run For Oscar
Edwardstone
Delta Work
Andy Dufresne (:cool:)
A Dream To Share

[Lofty]

Good Land is Connell's third runner of the meeting, the other 2 winning yesterday.

[Baz]

Good Land is Connell's third runner of the meeting, the other 2 winning yesterday.

Not quite, the first was at Naas on Sunday.

I’ve used my free £5 skybet on Good Land though, despite poor returns.

[Lofty]

Bit of comedy from Fergie there.

[niko_cee]

Stuck a fiver on Bruno Encanto for name significance reasons.

[niko_cee]

Also quite liked the name of that Real Whacker one [didn't back it though].

Quality interview with the part-owner, JESUS CHRIST! :D

[Ben]

Let's give draws another go:

Cardiff/West Brom
Huddersfield/Norwich
Sunderland/Sheff Utd

[Waffdon]

13.30 - Gaelic Warrior
14.10 - Gerri Colombe, Thyme Hill EW
14.50 - Captain Conby, Call Me Lord EW, Icare Allen EW
15.30 - Edwardstone, Greaneteen EW
16.10 - Galvin
16.50 - Third Time Lucki, Sizing Pottsi EW
17.30 - Better Days Ahead EW

I have put money on the fav in the 1st, 2nd, 4th and 5th race though as Day 2 usually is a day full of them.

Fuck you, Gerri.

[Kikó]

10.50 down for the day with one to run. 😎

[Lofty]

Been having a dogshit festival until just now:

https://i.ibb.co/TT6NjV6/Screenshot-20230315-173934-Sky-Bet.jpg

[Waffdon]

Lovely jubbly. Shame about Andrew cocking it up.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Well in Lofty.

I had a little nibble today and made a very small profit.

[Waffdon]

I’m very much in the mud.

Mighty Potter/Shishkin/Flooring Porter/Luccia 4 fold to save the festival tomorrow.

[Lofty]

Corberts Cross 14.50 Friday apparently.

[Manc]

Valspar

Rose 20/1
Hadwin 22/1
Suh 28/1

SDC

Schaper 25/1

Cheltenham

I quite like the look of Stage Star in the opener tommorrow. He'll have to go some to beat Mighty Potter, but he looks a tank. Datsalrightgino ran into him in January at the course and has every chance in the Magners Plate.

[Ben]

Thursday picks:

Mighty Potter
Maxxum
Shishkin
Teahupoo
So Scottish
Luccia
Stumptown

[Baz]

I used my free Paddy Power fiver on this EW at 4am:

Mighty Potter
Hector Javilex
Shishkin
Blazing Khal
So Scottish
Magical Zoe
Stumptown


And my free skybet win only fiver (not £2, losers) on Notlongtillmay.

[Lofty]

Does that not prohibit best odds guaranteed Baz? Or do you think they'll get backed in?

[Baz]

Does that not prohibit best odds guaranteed Baz? Or do you think they'll get backed in?

Necessary means to stay awake while settling my son back to sleep. I’d exhausted Reddit and Twitter.

[Kikó]

Today's:
1636292926631206915?t=0jNyCHOK7yeTvT7tWCxqEQ&s=19

[Baz]

Some tasty odds there :nod:

[Baz]

Teahupoo


:vomit:

[Ben]

Bet365 have bumped Shishkin to 7/4. Usual max £10 shenanigans though.

[Baz]

Bet365 have bumped Shishkin to 7/4. Usual max £10 shenanigans though.

Let me have £40 so worth chancing it to see what it says max bet is.

[Waffdon]

Yeah, I can put £20 on. Must be dependant on specific accounts. Same with Paddy Power, I get £5 each day in my missus’ account and the mothers but my own account gets £1 each day lol.

That Shishkin drift and boosted odds is giving me the absolute fear

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Gone in quite a bit today after a small profit yesterday.

I expect nothing but tears.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

1:30 I've got stakes in Mighty Potter and Appreciate It (place).

[Waffdon]

If Mullins dares to ruin my day with Appreciate It then we riot.

Also, I see someone is waiting on £1.5m with Shishkin in Ryanair and GDC in the Gold Cup. Denise will have a sniper ready to take one of them out. Not that they’d pay him out the full lot anyway, be lucky to see 20% of it

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrV9hMpXoAA3EQv?format=jpg

This one?

The odds are wonky (8/1 on Shishkin? How long ago was this bet made?) and someone plugged the 7 fold into a calculator and the real payout would be £137k.

[Lofty]

Valspar

Rose 20/1
Hadwin 22/1
Suh 28/1

SDC

Schaper 25/1

Cheltenham

I quite like the look of Stage Star in the opener tommorrow. He'll have to go some to beat Mighty Potter, but he looks a tank. Datsalrightgino ran into him in January at the course and has every chance in the Magners Plate.

Another excellent horse tip, cheers.

[Baz]

I quite like the look of Stage Star in the opener tommorrow. He'll have to go some to beat Mighty Potter, but he looks a tank. Nice.

[Waffdon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrV9hMpXoAA3EQv?format=jpg

This one?

The odds are wonky (8/1 on Shishkin? How long ago was this bet made?) and someone plugged the 7 fold into a calculator and the real payout would be £137k.

He was 8/1 before his last race at Ascot in February so the odds are legit. I’m assuming there’s more horses at the top that you can’t see

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Salvador Ziggy (place to 4), Captain Morgs (place to 6) and Maxxum (place to 3) needed in the next one for me.

[Waffdon]

That’ll be another ban on the way for Paul Townsend with the way he swings in front of Mighty Potter and his stablemate putting an end to their face (not that they would have won but he got a ban yesterday in a race where he pissed it)

[Baz]

I've just asked ChatGPT to make me an EW accumulator for Cheltenham tomorrow:

Gala Marceau
Gin Coco
Dawn Rising
Galopin Des Champs
Vaucelet
Allegorie De Vassy
Iroko


I cannot say for sure if these are the 7 best horses, as the prediction of horse races involves a high degree of uncertainty, and many factors can affect the outcome of the race. However, based on the information available to me, these are the horses that I believe have a good chance of winning their respective races. It's important to note that there are many other factors that can impact the outcome, such as track conditions, weather, and the performance of other horses in the race.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shishkin and Fury Road.

[Waffdon]

I’m very much in the mud.

Mighty Potter/Shishkin/Flooring Porter/Luccia 4 fold to save the festival tomorrow.

Never backing a fav again.

Got Envoi Allen in a Yankee at least.

[Baz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrV9hMpXoAA3EQv?format=jpg

This one?


lol

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/5wEhf3s.png

This is pretty much the only thing that can save my day.

Also still have Blazing Khal and Lot of Joy in a Lucky 15 (Ziggy place and Fury Road loss so far) and a Win/EW on Rapper.

Everything else has died.

[Waffdon]

Paisley Park rolling back the years would be sound

[Boydy]

I've just asked ChatGPT to make me an EW accumulator for Cheltenham tomorrow:

Gala Marceau
Gin Coco
Dawn Rising
Galopin Des Champs
Vaucelet
Allegorie De Vassy
Iroko

How'd you get it to do that? I asked it as well to see if it suggested the same horses and it gave me some spiel about not promoting betting.

[Kikó]

Seddon ✅

[Waffdon]

https://i.ibb.co/mSHqjLN/366-FD07-E-560-E-4-FEE-B73-F-56307-E0-CBF33.png

‘Mon the Princess in the next to save some face. She was backed into 8s at one point but has drifted in the last hour again. In my other Yankee I had Dashel Drasher and Mill Green. Would have been sound if I put them in this bet over Paisley Park and The Changing Man but whatevs

[Baz]

How'd you get it to do that? I asked it as well to see if it suggested the same horses and it gave me some spiel about not promoting betting.

Took some manipulation with the wording I used (recite it's own words back to it about looking at recent form, jockeys, etc) and threw a load of data at it, and links to the list of horses etc. Took a while but we got there in the end.

Could probably do a better job of it, in terms of giving it data, but I just did it on a whim while in a webinar.

[Ben]

After a great Tuesday, it's been pretty shit since. Let's finish on a high.

Lossiemouth
Pembroke
Corbetts Cross
Galopin Des Champs
Vaucelet
Allegorie De Vassy
Imagine

[Kikó]

Today's:
1636630271058493440?t=OVFQaN_GF5syPFEu7fX6jA&s=19

[Lofty]

Corberts Cross 14.50 Friday apparently.

Backed in to favourite now.

[Waffdon]

He’s always been favourite. I’ve been on him and Imagine (shoot first too but NR) since last week so hopefully the ponies are saving the best to last.

1.30 - Blood Destiny
2.10 - Saint Sam EW, Milkwoid EW, First Street EW
2.50 - Corbett’s Cross, Dawn Rising EW, Saint Palais EW
3.30 - A Plus Tard, Ahoy Senor EW
4.10 - Vaucelet
4.50 - Elimay EW
5.30 - Imagine, Spirit of Legend EW

[Waffdon]

What the fuck happened to Corbett’s Cross. He would have pissed that on the run in.

[Kikó]

Decided to knock himself out on the fence instead of jumping it.

[Waffdon]

Absolutely dreadful from the jockey. Fuck me.

[Manc]

Wouldn't be Cheltenham without a fav bottling the last. Special effort.

Gold Cup is looking juicy.

[Baz]

Phenomenal.

[Waffdon]

Ahoy Senor was looking good there as well. Double whammy as he took A Plus Tard out as well. Ah well.

[Baz]

I've just asked ChatGPT to make me an EW accumulator for Cheltenham tomorrow:

Gala Marceau
Gin Coco
Dawn Rising
Galopin Des Champs
Vaucelet
Allegorie De Vassy
Iroko2 winners, 2 places, 3 losers

[niko_cee]

Could basically start a twitter tipster account.

[Lofty]

Heard Lynwood Gold in the 2.25 Uttoxeter could be worth a sniff e/w.

[Ben]

It’s been drifting like a barge all morning. Was 33s, now 66s. Had a dabble regardless.

[Lofty]

Dog shit, applogies. An owner tipped it so one of those you can't discount.

Bushy Park getting a lot of mentions for the midlands Grand National.

[Lofty]

Rob Holding 13/2 inplay to get booked feels overpriced.

[Don]

Price on Real Madrid is making me so rock hard. Some wild handicaps may be in order too as they're due a proper heagy win against these uninspiring bastards.

[Manc]

I quite like Hatton 25/1 for the Match Play.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I would if he wasn't due to play the mac in the last 16.

[Manc]

Jonsson Workwear Open

Lawrence 25/1
McKibbin 35/1

[Lofty]

365 Kane over 1.5 shots on target 2/1

[Don]

Croatia -2 @ 5.5 as Wales seem to be having to play Smiffy's sister and her mates in their starting XI.

[Lofty]

Acca fucked by Carlisle so covering all the Croatia handicaps up to - 4. Wales 1-0 incoming.

[Don]

:happycry:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fuck Croatia.

[Baz]

EW Treble (27/1) & Trixie at Market Rasen tomorrow:
14:35 Grandads Cottage
15:45 Halondo
16:53 Booster Bob

Olly Murphy, innit. 22 of his last 24 runners finished in the first 3, or something daft like that.

[Lofty]

Booster Bob non runner now? I like Superstylin in the 15.10

[Baz]

Booster Bob non runner now? Switched for Present De Vango, the other Murphy horse.

Also means I’ve got BOG for the treble. Cash out for the trixie is less so leaving that as the two.

[Lofty]

Grandad's Cottage pissed it, shame there was a rule 4 deduction on that race.

[Baz]

Masters? Jimmy Floyd Manc Ben

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm working on it atm.

[Ben]

McIlroy is hard to look past but it depends on odds. My spreadsheet needs completely reworking because the PGA Tour changed the layout on their stats pages the wankers. If it gets quiet at work tomorrow I'll try fire it back up.

[Manc]

Texas Open

Kirk 28/1
Rai 50/1

I'll have a deep dive into the Masters over the weekend.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm currently trying to convince myself that a one-legged world number 995, at 50/1, is decent value.

[Waffdon]

Tiger :cool:

[AJ23]

I never bet against Jon Rahm at the moment. I wouldn't put it past him.

Also love how Morikawa steps up on the big occasion.

Cameron Smith and Matt Fitzpatrick are others I'd be tempted to go for.

[John Arne]

Had $2 on Man City 5-0 at 55/1 and Man City 6-0 at 125/1.

[Offshore Toon]

I've stuck a couple bets around Uncle Roy bringing Zaha back to life.

[-james-]

Some good bets this week:

Penarol to beat Cerro @3.6 (correct price 2.0)
Trans Narva to beat Harju @2.2 (correct price 1.5)
JS Kabylie vs Chelghoum Laid over 2.5 @2.05 (correct price 1.48)
San Diego Loyal to beat Tulsa Roughnecks @2.05 (correct price 1.5)

[Don]

BTTS accy and Forest single.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Brighton & O1.5/Liverpool/BTTS Leicester & Villa.

Plus a load of card bets.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Masters
We're doing the full field again folks. I love this shit. Bolded players are the ones I have backed each way at the price. Probably need to back another shorter priced player for a proper position, but oh well. These are all Skybet 8 places E/W.

Rory McIlroy 7/1: Nine years since his last major. Although Scheffler has been in joke mood again (as he was before I backed him heavily to win here last year), I feel the stars may have aligned for McIlroy and he may just have timed his run a fraction better.

Scottie Scheffler 7/1: I feel sick not being on this man, who is a complete machine and has played the world's best golf in the last six weeks or so. I'm just not sure if he will have enough to do it yet again. Golf doesn't tend to work that way. I mean, if he wins it, he'll probably win it by six, and fair fucks.

Jon Rahm 9/1: An almighty contender with several top fives here, but I just think he might have peaked a fraction soon. That said, if one of the above two didn't win then I think he will. I will genuinely be quite shocked if the winner isn't from the Big Three, and that's a big statement in golf, which can be won by whoever most weeks.

Jordan Spieth 16/1: I have very rarely backed Spieth (to be honest, I don't think he's been much value for at least five years, maybe longer) and cannot justify it here. Fourth favourite here reflects some signs of life and a formidable record here to the point where he should have won at least three times but only has one jacket. I wanted to back him but not at this price.

Patrick Cantlay 18/1: Dour personality and painfully slow around the greens, but a serious contender. That said, has a weirdly bad major record so probably short.

Justin Thomas: 20/1: Coley always backs him here (not sure if he has this year), and you can see why - amazing variety of shots in his game. Wouldn't rule him out.

Cameron Smith 22/1: The top LIV player in the market, and not surprising given his record at Augusta, but I just can't see the sharpness being there. Also, his whole aesthetic is awful. Admit it, Aussies.

Tony Finau 22/1: God I'd love to see it, but a touch short against this field.

Collin Morikawa 25/1: Many tout him as a dark horse this week, but I don't think he has the creativity for this layout. Usually such opinions of mine will end with him slipping on the coat.

Dustin Johnson 25/1: Won here in 2020 when it was in November in different conditions. Not sure he gives enough of a shit to win it again.

Jason Day 25/1: Aussie who has experienced a renaissance this year. Has the game to win here and came close a lot around a decade ago. Can't see him having the firepower this time.

Xander Schauffele 25/1: Could well have pinched it the year Matsuyama won, but for a blowout on 16. Little form of late but could show at this price.

Cameron Young 28/1: Second in the matchplay and second in the most recent major, last year's Open behind Smith (how long ago that seems). Essentially a bomb-and-gouge man so likely to be found out by Augusta.

Max Homa 30/1: On fire so far this year, and unfortunate only to win once. That said, he has a poor record both here and in majors generally, so the price isn't tempting enough.

Brooks Koepka 33/1: Absolutely no form for a year, until winning LIV Orlando last week. How much a LIV win counts as 'form' I don't know, but I guess it's better than not winning. Check out the state of his marriage in Full Swing.

Viktor Hovland 33/1: A fine player, but serious doubts about him here thanks to his very questionable abilities around the green.

Sungjae Im 33/1: A bit of an enigma. You never quite know when he's going to have a good week and when not. Hasn't won for a while, though did finish 2nd to DJ here in the autumn edition.

Sam Burns 35/1: Won the Matchplay, his first win against a really top field after several wins in half-decent events last year. Also is either a local boy or seems like he should be, I'm not looking it up. With another year's experience I'd be interested at this price, but may not know all the tricks yet.

Will Zalatoris 35/1: Possesses the tragic combination of an unbelievable approach game and the most horrendous short putting yips in top level golf. The latter may hold him back from finally winning a major, after a ludicrous 3 runners-up in his first 8 pro majors.

Hideki Matsuyama 40/1: I'm glad he won here in 2021, because he's such a bad joke with the putter that I suspect, despite his phenomenal golf game, that it'll be the only major he wins.

Matt Fitzpatrick 40/1: Short of form and, truth be told, probably short of the pizzazz to win here.

Corey Conners 45/1: Twenty years on from Canada's last winner, he arrives off the back of Texas victory and so definitely won't win the Masters.

Shane Lowry 50/1: I've always fancied him to do well here, principally because I have a theory about Augusta and Wentworth being a match and he has a phenomenal record at the latter. T3 at Augusta last year was his best but has little form since winning Wentworth in September.

Tommy Fleetwood 50/1: Arrives in his best form for some time and with a number of decent finishes here without really threatening, he is a very tempting back but I've decided against it in the end.

Tyrrell Hatton 50/1: Should be much shorter on recent form, but his horrendous record here counts against him.

Justin Rose 50/1: This is the Englishman I favour. At 42, he won't have many races left to run and this is the one he's always wanted. Very nearly got it in 2017, wasn't far off in 2021 either and after regaining form with victory at Pebble Beach will be gearing his year towards one more run at a green jacket, which, sartorially, I think would suit him.

Minwoo Lee 55/1: Young Aussie with a good game but isn't going to win on debut.

Joaquin Niemann 66/1: Oh, Joaco. Such a talent, but also one of the thickest blokes going which has resulted in him signing for LIV at 23.

Patrick Reed 66/1: Of all the LIV players, there is no one who suits this challenge more than Reed. The ultimate fuck-you golfer, who has spent his life raining on parades and pissing on everyone's chips. I mean, today he played a practice round on his own, which is unheard of and proper serial killer stuff. Other than Reed, his family and his employers all being genuinely reprehensible human beings, there would be nothing funnier than the look on Fred Ridley's face if Reed were to double his tally. For this alone, I'm in.

Tiger Woods 66/1: I've tried to talk myself into it, but it's not happening. The man can barely walk. Despite this - partially because of this, actually - watching him play top level golf at this stage of his career is appointment TV.

Tom Kim 70/1: Hugely likeable young player for whom this comes much too early.

Adam Scott 90/1: Suave Australian (there's a rare combination of words) with a sweet swing, unlikely toadd to his 2014 jacket.

Bryson DeChambeau 100/1: lol.

Louis Oosthuizen 100/1: Body is wrecked and he's more usually seen having uncharismatic barbecues on LIV promo videos.

Mito Pereira 100/1: Also on LIV with his mate Niemann, I had him at 175/1 for the PGA and we all know what happened there, goodnight sweet prince.

Sahith Theegala 100/1: Another very likeable youngster who I can very well see winning here one day, but on debut is too much to ask.

Si Woo Kim 100/1: Was in contention a few years back until he snapped his putter in rage and had to putt with a 5 wood or something.

Tom Hoge 110/1: TTH favourite, think it's his debut, no chance.

Abraham Ancer 110/1: LIV Mexican who is probably still the same solid player but too short to win here.

Keegan Bradley 110/1: Having his best season for a long time, but never made top 20 here and it's hard to see him starting now.

Keith Mitchell 110/1: Lovely 90s golfer vibe from Keith, in name, hair and clothes. Not a threat.

Kurt Kitayama 110/1: Won impressively at Bay Hill recently for his big time breakthrough, but this is an Augusta debut - if you fancy taking the debutant bonus for a top 10 then he might not be a bad shout, but not for me Clive.

Danny Willett 125/1: His win in 2016 was one of the great sporting occasions, which American fans still cry about to this day. Popped up on the leaderboard last year on the way to finishing T12, and you can imagine him doing something but a full place is perhaps beyond him.

Seamus Power 125/1: Had a creditable T27 finish on debut last year, it's not impossible to see him repeat that or perhaps inch a fraction better, but I'm not on board.

Sergio Garcia 125/1: I feel really stupid for willing him on to his 2017 win. Absolute prick and hope he dies.

Talor Gooch 125/1: Reportedly signed for LIV while not understanding that he couldn't also stay on the PGA Tour. With that kind of brain power it's hard to see him featuring.

Chris Kirk 150/1: Although I don't think anyone at these odds can realistically beat this field, if you're going to take one each way it's got to be Kirk. He's been in red-hot form at the start of this year, he managed a T5 in last year's PGA, and he's played here three times before. Also a local from his college days.

Russell Henley 150/1: Another TTH favourite, not really suited to this layout.

Ryan Fox 150/1: Likeable Kiwi who gives it a bash and has made his way well up the world rankings. These odds are probably a bit long given his form over the last couple of years, but has no course experience.

Thomas Pieters 150/1: Gone to LIV recently basically because he doesn't want to play full time in America, which is an interesting commentary on what golf is as a sport - it's much more international than Americans want from their sports leagues. Too sulky to win.

Billy Horschel 175/1: Very little form over the last six months, and best known at the Masters for falling down a hill with his trousers rolled up to his knees.

Brian Harman 175/1: Small left hander who I have backed a lot over the years, with some ROI, but his lack of distance hurts him at the real big events.

Alex Noren 200/1: Fine player from Sweden, but a Masters record of MC-MC-62nd doesn't bode amazingly well.

Bubba Watson 200/1: Two-time winner and complete lunatic, now captain of the Range Goats. Won't be completing his hat-trick.

Gary Woodland 200/1: Despite being named after an Augusta course feature he has never cracked the top twenty in 10 attempts.

Harold Varner III 200/1: Went to LIV 'for the money', which puts him very much into the 'at least he's honest' category. Won't figure.

J.T. Poston 200/1: Solid grinder.

Jason Kokrak 200/1: Would have been at probably 40s last year. A crashing decline, and yes, you guessed it, he went to LIV.

Phil Mickelson 200/1: Very short price here for a 52 year old crisis actor who blew up the sport a year ago and hasn't even challenged for a LIV title yet.

Taylor Moore 200/1: There's something dodgy about him, from memory: either he hit a woman, or covered up a rape, or some shit like that. Won recently.

Cameron Champ 250/1: Bit of a comedy golfer name, and can't chip for shit.

Charl Schwartzel 250/1: Won here in 2011, now cruises the fairways on the PIF's time.

Francesco Molinari 250/1: A crashing decline since he challenged here in 2019, and you'd imagine the PTSD will hurt him.

Harris English 250/1: At this point in the list it's just, you know, some golfers.

Kevin Na 250/1: Captain of the Ironheads. Can't believe that's a real and true golf sentence.

Mackenzie Hughes 250/1: Canadian, quite good at golf, what do you want.

Adam Svensson 300/1: As above.

Adrian Meronk 300/1: The first Polish player to play in the Masters. Well done him.

KH Lee 300/1: A lovely back at certain small scale events, but he's not doing shit at Augusta.

Sepp Straka 300/1: Honestly can't think how he qualified for this.

Gordon Sargent 400/1: Guessing he's an amateur.

Kevin Kisner 400/1: Time was when the Kis was the thinking man's pick at this sort of event, especially way down south in Dixie. These days, less so.

Scott Stallings 400/1: Furniture.

Kazuki Higa 500/1: There are several young studs coming up from Japan who are going to make waves in the game. Higa isn't one of them.

Zach Johnson 500/1: This guy having won at Augusta and St Andrews is a tick in the column for 'You can do it too, if you put your mind to it'.

Sam Bennett 750/1: US Amateur champion, and from memory I think an absolute Trumpbucket, could be wrong.

Aldrich Potgieter 1000/1: A teenage amateur from South Africa, he's very highly thought of. Would be my pick in any low am markets that might be floating around.

Ben Carr 1000/1: I'm not looking this up but I think he lost to Bennett in the US Am final.

Bernhard Langer 1000/1: Now 65 years old, I recently watched him win a 45th senior tour title while in a hotel in Bogota. Probably the most German man ever to live. If you made him manager of Energie Cottbus, I'd believe you.

Harrison Crowe 1000/1: Australian amateur.

Mateo Fernandez de Oliveira 1000/1: Think he's a Chilean, but again, I'm not looking it up. Won the South American am.

Fred Couples 1500/1: Made a big effort a few weeks ago to call Mickelson a twat in the press, which I found entertaining. Love Freddie, everyone's favourite uncle.

Matthew McClean 1500/1: Not sure who this is, by process of elimination probably the mid-am winner, which is like the US Am but for people who have jobs and mortgages.

Mike Weir 2000/1: Genuinely hilarious that he's spun 20+ years of entries out of his ludicrous 2003 victory, especially as that was during peak Tiger.

Vijay Singh 2500/1: Sued the PGA Tour before it was fashionable. Recently turned 60, how time flies.

Jose Maria Olazabal 5000/1: Ever since Seve died he's been like a sad bear pacing the fairways. Made the cut a couple of years ago, which was insane.

Larry Mize 6000/1: The 1987 winner, before I was born, and I'll soon be 35.

Sandy Lyle 6000/1: Genuinelyastonishing that this man is still playing golf.

[Manc]

Rose is tempting. I might put him down for FRL.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Man United/Newcastle/Fiorentina/BTTS Leipzig & Dortmund/BTTS Barcelona & Madrid.

[Don]

Bees at that price :drool: Real Madrid tasty too.

[Baz]

I’m in that Masters competition again. You have to pick 3 golfers where the odds add to 150/1 or higher, aim is to finish the week with the lowest score.

Just waiting on the odds list but I guess I should have Chris Kirk and 2 shorties.

EDIT: Done

McIlroy 7
Scheffler 7
Kirk 150

[Manc]

Masters

Finau 22/1
Sung-Jae Im 33/1

[John Arne]

Vietnam V.League 2
Trieu Minh v Pho Hien
KO in 3.5hrs.

Nothing dodgy, Trieu Minh only just promoted, Pho Hien should take them.

[Lofty]

I’m in that Masters competition again. You have to pick 3 golfers where the odds add to 150/1 or higher, aim is to finish the week with the lowest score.

Just waiting on the odds list but I guess I should have Chris Kirk and 2 shorties.

EDIT: Done

McIlroy 7
Scheffler 7
Kirk 150

I have been invited to similar except 4 picks, thinking yours/Jim's + Rose.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I would have McIlroy, Scheffler, Rahm and someone 130/1+ in that scenario. If any of those three are outside the top 10 I'll be very surprised.

[Lofty]

Ah I should have stated, for the 4 picks one it is combined over 200/1.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Same. The big three plus Sandy Lyle if it has to be. Or, realistically, I would go big three + Harris English.

[Lofty]

Bet 365 have a boosted treble on the big three finishing top 10 6/1.

[AJ23]

I never bet against Jon Rahm at the moment. I wouldn't put it past him.

Also love how Morikawa steps up on the big occasion.

Cameron Smith and Matt Fitzpatrick are others I'd be tempted to go for.

I'm still sticking with this.

[John Arne]

Vietnam V.League 2
Trieu Minh v Pho Hien
KO in 3.5hrs.

Nothing dodgy, Trieu Minh only just promoted, Pho Hien should take them.

Trieu Minh 0-1 Pho Hien :)

[Lofty]

Good effort, couldn't find a market for that one.

[John Arne]

Yeah, bizarrely most websites used their old name, so some sites had it down as Hoa Binh v PVF.

Anyway, big game tomorrow as my team, Ho Chi Minh City host Hanoi. They beat us 0-6 last season... they are probably a tad worse then last season, whereas as we are fucking terrible. Going big on a win for Hanoi.

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[Don]

Brentford price is maaaad.

[Manc]

Irish National

Panda Boy 12/1 - Brassil knows a national horse when he sees one (numbersixvalverde) and this 7yo looks open to buckets of improvement. Going could be an issue.

Now Where or When 14/1 - I can't see this one out of the frame. Absoutley loves the track and his close third to Kemboy LTO is probably the pick of the formbook.

Jon Rahm 1/25 - Impossible to ignore this mentality monster.

[Lofty]

Nice picks, I think The Goffer is a good price E/W if your bookie offers extra places.

[Manc]

Thought PB had that going over the second last. Great knock nonetheless.

[Lofty]

Bet365 have super boost Haaland over 0.5 shots on target at evens.

[Ben]

Bet365 have super boost Haaland over 0.5 shots on target at evens.

He should have scored but there we go.

[Waffdon]

Madrid handicaps look a bit tasty tomorrow. Will wait to see if Chelsea go to a back 3 with Silva/Kante playing before deciding though

[AJ23]

Bit of an arse in the results tonight.

I had a cheeky outside each way bet on Benfica to win the Champions League at 80/1 when they had Enzo Fernandez and were unbeaten everywhere.

Fuck you Enzo.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Harbor Town

Henley 50/1
Si Woo Kim 70/1
Hadwin 100/1
Spaun 125/1

Computer likes Cantlay from the short priced guys, but I'm opposing that on moral grounds.

[Ben]

Henley looks great value at 50/1, good showing last week.

[Manc]

RBC

Cam Young 20/1
Lowry 28/1
Tom Kim 33/1

[John Arne]

Ho Chi Minh City FC v Binh Dinh

Kicks off in 40 mins, nothing dodgy going, but we are shit.

[Waffdon]

Ahoy Senorrrrrr

Would have been a banker round Aintree if Derek Fox was onboard. Hughes slightly gives me the fear.

[Lofty]

Boosted 3/1 on 365.

[Waffdon]

:(

His engine is absolutely ridiculous, he just gets too many fences wrong. If he manages to get his jumping 80% then I don’t think a single horse touches him. Still a lovable hunk

Edit: probably wins with Fox onboard. Replays show Hughes goes far too early. He was 5 lengths clear and bolting along, no need to go for it that soon

[Baz]

Anyone wanna spam sky’s freebetfriday tweet with the wrong answer at 10am and see how many people copy?

[Waffdon]

I see the housewives have already backed Rachel Blackmore into favouritism from 20s yesterday to 9s for the National

[Jimmy Floyd]

Some phenomenon. My mum bets on her horse every year as her only bet of the year.

[Waffdon]

2021 and 2022 would have been a good year for her. Even more so if she dabbled on the big races at Cheltenham as she sweeped up there too

[Waffdon]

I had three 2nd’s (both Lucinda Russell horses and Bo Zenith - the formers both trading 1/4 and 1/3 respectively towards the last fence )yesterday so hopefully more luck today.

1.45 - Thomas Darby EW 28/1, Complete Unknown 7/1
2.20 - Captain Conby 12/1
2.55 - Found a Fifty 7/2, Pembroke Ew 33/1
3.30 - Pic D’Orhy 3/1
4.05 - Top Ville Ben EW 50/1, Bill Baxter EW 25/1
4.40 - Apple Away EW 17/1
5.15 - Go Dante 7/1

[Ben]

Top Ville Ben :cool:

I remember that won for me on Boxing Day one year.

[Waffdon]

That loose horse won me the race there for Bill Baxter :cool:

[Waffdon]

For the first time in forever I completely abandoned my yankees and went for singles only. Might be slightly sick if Go Dante wins the last lol. 3 wins in a row anyway, sets the bank balance up nicely for spunking it all on Scotland to bring it home in the National.

[Baz]

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[Ben]

I’m on that also. A guy in my betting syndicate who is very selective and profitable with horse racing bets is in very big on it.

We went to Cheltenham one year and he dropped £5k on Faugheen then didn’t bet again until the Thursday.

[Spikey M]

I've just put 5 whole English pounds on Delta Work EW. :cool:

Also backed Born By The Sea, A Wave Of The Sea, Capodanno, Cloudy Glen and Recite A Prayer.

Fiver on each, all EW.

[Clunge]

I've got £1.50e/w on Roi Mage and Le Milos and £1e/w on Lifetime Ambition and Gabbys Cross.

I've also bet that all the horses will have a fun time.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm on Delta Work now so RIP to the train.

[-james-]

Enjoy D'Allen

[Waffdon]

Delta Work will do well to stay onto 4th/5th like last year. Coko Beach has a much better chance

They’re all getting lolled past from the back of the field by Corach Rambler anyway

[Baz]

They’re all getting lolled past from the back of the field by Corach Rambler anywayCan see that being brought down today.

[Lofty]

It's a cavalry charge, if it wasn't AP McCoy would have won it more times than he did. The Topham yesterday was a mini preview of the carnage.

[Don]

Backing against Newcastle again at a tasty price.

[Offshore Toon]

Howe loves a petty vendetta so I'm hoping for a 'here's what you could have won' result.

[Don]

Mon Brighton for a tasty double too but the one I'm loving is a 4 game 3pm prem BTTS accy (leaving Everton out).

[wullie]

Quid each on Big Dog, Enjoy d'Allen, Velvet Elvis, Capodanno and Mr Incredible. Win only because I go hard

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Got an Aintree acca.

Jonbon, West Balboa, You Wear It Well, Flooring Porter, Shakem Uparry, Gaillard Du Mesnil and Blizzard of Oz (what a name) all to place bar Jonbon which was a win.

First two are in, I expect the rest all to fail now.

[Waffdon]

Let these protesters stay on the course and let them get trampled on pls

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also on Betfair's boosted "Aint That A Shame to finish in the first 6".

[Waffdon]

Absolutely pissed it. My fuckin horse. Mon the Perthshire

[Waffdon]

Delta Work will do well to stay onto 4th/5th like last year. Coko Beach has a much better chance

They’re all getting lolled past from the back of the field by Corach Rambler anyway

Didn’t even need to come from the back. Just lolled past them from midfield.

Bookies must have taken a bit of a hit. All of the favs finished in the places barring the Housewives

[Manc]

That extra week after Cheltenham really paying dividends for quite a few horses. 10lbs well in, Corach Rambler probably should have gone off 10/3 fav in hindsight. Great move from Fox to ride it more prominently. Gave me a great spin along with Roi Mage.

[Waffdon]

Obviously it’s hindsight but I can’t believe he drifted to 11s at one point. He’d have won with that extra 10lbs anyway

[Spikey M]

I’m on that also. A guy in my betting syndicate who is very selective and profitable with horse racing bets is in very big on it.

We went to Cheltenham one year and he dropped £5k on Faugheen then didn’t bet again until the Thursday.

Call him a useless cunt for me.

[Ben]

We all did.

[Don]

Forest are free money today. Fancy West Ham to get something too.

[Lofty]

Harbor Town

Henley 50/1
Si Woo Kim 70/1
Hadwin 100/1
Spaun 125/1

Computer likes Cantlay from the short priced guys, but I'm opposing that on moral grounds.

The computer looking good at this stage, morals be damned.

[Manc]

Took a chance on Sung-Jae Im at 80/1 to get well in the mix.

[AJ23]

Cantlay's going to win this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hopefully he doesn't. Slow cunt.

[Lofty]

Hopefully he does, mon the computer.

[Jimmy Floyd]

He took about 15 minutes to do a chip and a putt on the last hole. Dirty money. And he's just chipped it into a hazard.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Morals look to be winning after that chip.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Surely that goes backwards into the water when he hits it.

Edit: I'm stunned he hit it that well.

Edit: Spieth super unlucky in the first two holes of the playoff. Cracking golf to end it.

[-james-]

Absolute all in on Sweden to win Eurovision btw

[AJ23]

Put money on Liverpool to win 6-1 when they were 3-1 up.

Fucking beautiful result.

You can see how naive Leeds are under Gracia. Even worse than the American pretender. Conceded 5 in their last home game. You can't do that against the attacking players Liverpool have.

[Baz]

Henry Cavill next Bond, all in.

[Lofty]

A relatively unknown actor in his 30s? Had a fiver on Nicholas Hoult at 100/1.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Relatively unknown? He was Superman as well as The Witcher.

Apparently it was also between him, Sam Worthington and Daniel Craig the last time.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Isn't he a bit pretty to be Bond? I always see Bond as half-rugged rather than a show pony.

[Lofty]

Relatively unknown? He was Superman as well as The Witcher.

Apparently it was also between him, Sam Worthington and Daniel Craig the last time.

I was alluding to the recent Bond producer quote that they want 'a relatively unknown actor in his 30s' to be the next Bond which I agree excludes Cavill. That's why I think someone like Hoult who has been in loads of stuff but isn't a household name, is a good shout.

[Ben]

James Norton.