The EU Referendum thread - sponsored by Harold's YouTube videos

[Lee]

This is done, lads. Bed time.

[Boydy]

Nuneaton and Bedworth possibly as high as 80/20 to Leave apparently. Wasn't Lee saying it was some sort of bellweather?

[Kikó]

Lewisham.:)

[Disco]

Fuck Maurice and his Euro Sausage apparently. No emulsified high fat offal tubes for us.

[Yevrah]

Is there a more out of touch politician going than Ed Miliband?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Farage will be seething if Leave wins, by the way. It ends his political career.

Come on Militwonk.

[Disco]

Hey Ed Milliband! Remember him?

[Lee]

Nuneaton and Bedworth possibly as high as 80/20 to Leave apparently. Wasn't Lee saying it was some sort of bellweather?

It's meant to be, but I always knew it would be for Leave. Not 80/20 though. We're going to see 60:40 Leave nationwide here.

[7om]

Does Ed Milliband really go knocking on doors campaigning? I'd lol myself into a coma if he came over to my gaff.

[Yevrah]

Farage will be seething if Leave wins, by the way. It ends his political career.

He'll have played a large part in getting what he wanted, I'm sure he'll get over it. From a villa in France no doubt.

[Boydy]

2.84 (15/8) on Betfair now. I have £100 in my account from a bet I won the other day. Do I lump it all on Leave?

[Yevrah]

It's meant to be, but I always knew it would be for Leave. Not 80/20 though. We're going to see 60:40 Leave nationwide here.

Pull your bollocks back up and get some perspective.

[Lewis]

I couldn't work out if it was the mask slipping, or a full on seethe, or both.

Fucking hell the scenes if Leave wins this.

It was both. What (beyond Our NHS) have they got left if we leave?

[Jimmy Floyd]

2.84 (15/8) on Betfair now. I have £100 in my account from a bet I won the other day. Do I lump it all on Leave?

Nope. Long way to go here.

[Disco]

Entranced by the saliva collecting at the corner of Milliberts mouth. :sick:

[Lewis]

He's blaming the Conservatives because it's the only thing he knows how to do. :harold:

[Yevrah]

A deep anger at Tory cuts being expressed in a vote for leave says Milliband.

He (still) hasn't got a fucking clue, has he?

[Lee]

Pull your bollocks back up and get some perspective.

I'm only reading what we have so far. These margins for Leave are huge. London and Scotland will have to be massive for Remain with very high turnout for there to be any chance of us staying in the EU.

[Yevrah]

Swindon's meant to be leave by a mile.

[7om]

Nice hair, fam.

[Jimmy Floyd]

That's pretty good for Remain. Or not terrible anyway.

[Smiffy]

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[Lewis]

I'm only reading what we have so far. These margins for Leave are huge. London and Scotland will have to be massive for Remain with very high turnout for there to be any chance of us staying in the EU.

The turnout in Glasgow is barely over half (apparently).

[Lee]

Turnout in Glasgow is only 56%. Awful for Remain.

[Disco]

That graph on the wall is fucking awful.

[Jimmy Floyd]

There are a lot more people in London than there are in Scotland and they're breaking monstrously to Remain. This ain't over.

[Lewis]

The weather fucking London over will only add to the seethe. Not that it should. God is an Englishman. He wasn't going to sit this one out.

[Yevrah]

Which is the first key London vote likely to be announced?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Which is the first key London vote likely to be announced?

Wandsworth, surprised we've not had it already. Could be 75% to Remain.

[Lewis]

You fucking freak, Eagle. The Labour Party is falling to bits, and you're sat there making trying to make capital out of Conservative divisions.

[John]

I sort of called a shitty Glasgow turnout earlier. If there's ever a breakdown by area I'll be surprised if mine is higher than about thirty percent, so some of the more affluent areas must be about eighty even to hit that.

EDIT - 'Brexiteers'. :D Fuck off Eddie.

[Boydy]

I'm not sure what you lot expect from Labour.

[Disco]

#SaveDave

[7om]

Eagle is on the edge of a nervous breakdown here.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Alex Salmond is loving it.

[Chrissy]

I am a bit concerned now. It is looking very much like we are going to go full spacker on Europe and leave.

It is also going to mean we have another neverendum up here, which even the thought of I find tedious as fuck.

[Chrissy]

Turnout in Glasgow is only 56%. Awful for Remain.

Most audiences iv'e spoken to at gigs really couldn't give a fuck either way about this, which is typical Scottish apathy and devilment in champing for another fucking neverendum.

I'm not really looking forward to the prospect of applying for a visa for visiting fucking everywhere.

[Yevrah]

Al Murray is political satire, no basis for leaving Europe. I'm not really looking forward to the prospect of applying for a visa for visiting fucking everywhere.

Why would you have to do that? I've been to a fair number of places outside of Europe and never once had to do it.

[Chrissy]

Why would you have to do that? I've been to a fair number of places outside of Europe and never once had to do it.

Well if we leave the European Union I think you'll find we will no longer have freedom of movement, amoungst other fucking farces. I can't imagine the remaining EU countries not being cunts about it. By cunts I mean of course France and Germany.

I f you have read the political rhetoric from Junker etc, they are planning on making life as difficult as possible post split.

At the end of the day i'm purely speculating. Just a tad concerned with change. As like most folk I have the fear of the unknown. Hence why i'm a coward by nature.

[Yevrah]

Well if we leave the European Union I think you'll find we will no longer have freedom of movement, amoungst other fucking farces. I can't imagine the remaining EU countires not being cunts about it. By cunts I mean of course France and Germany.

Not having freedom of movement and needing a visa to visit somewhere on holiday are two completely different things.

[7om]

Why on Earth are they interviewing these bum fluff beard twats. Christ.

[Lewis]

That lad in the pub looks like Kenny Everett.

[Lee]

*checks eligibility for Irish citizenship*

[Chrissy]

Not having freedom of movement and needing a visa to visit somewhere on holiday are two completely different things.

I'm talking shite and just havering.

The best thing about this referendum coverage is watching the map light up highlighting areas of xenophobia and places to avoid in future.
Worryingly Dundee is now a place I have on the safe list. No, that can't be right.

[Smiffy]

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[Lewis]

Fiddle-dee-Lee. Wasn't that your alias in Scotland?

[John]

You can tell those twats are really only there to take advantage of an all night boozing session. Why the BBC are interviewing drunk tits is beyond me.

[Yevrah]

16.4m to win.

[Lee]

Fiddle-dee-Lee. Wasn't that your alias in Scotland?

Fucking hell. :D

[Chrissy]

This again. It's a poor reason and completely wide of the mark for many.

Agreed, Dundee is a shitehole.

[P_3]

More pointless news.

[Jimmy Floyd]

23-year-old Nadir Saeed was arrested in November 2014, just days before Remembrance Sunday.

[Yevrah]

Nadir Sayed, centre parting, brown eyes and nice skin.

[Lee]

Hysteria aside, this is tight as fuck isn't it? Some of the big university cities, Scotland and London might just do it for Remain I guess. But Leave have tombe favourites based on what we have so far.

[Yevrah]

Make that 16.8m to win.

[Yevrah]

Hysteria aside, this is tight as fuck isn't it? Some of the big university cities, Scotland and London might just do it for Remain I guess. But Leave have tombe favourites based on what we have so far.

The bookies still have Remain as favourites.

But yes, tight as fuck. Are you doing the all-nighter now then?

[Chrissy]

Make that 16.8m to win.

Are we including Nigel's 2 million dodgy votes in this?

[Lee]

The bookies still have Remain as favourites.

But yes, tight as fuck. Are you doing the all-nighter now then?

The bookies had Remain 1/10 at 10pm.

Not sure. I'm shattered but this is compelling viewing. I'll just see how I go.

[Yevrah]

Are we including Nigel's 2 million dodgy votes in this?

No idea, I'm just trusting what Dimbleby said.

[Spoonsky]

A bit lol but does anyone have a stream for whatever you're watching? I've only got some spotty radio coverage at the moment.

[Smiffy]

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[7om]

A bit lol but does anyone have a stream for whatever you're watching? I've only got some spotty radio coverage at the moment.

BBC's website Spoon. There's no region locking for BBC on election nights so you can stream straight from their website.

[Chrissy]

The postal votes is going to be interesting.

This Polish fella is alright, he's right in that we'd still be friends with the rest of Europe and the world. Money talks and no country is going to choose not to trade with a high volume of customers.

Yeah, as ambassadors go he'd get a nutty chocolate as thanks for keeping calm. We are an island, we kinda have to trade.

[John]

Almost exactly fifty fifty. It's early, but fuck me it's close.

If that Hartlepool correspondent is right it's a bit mad. Seventy percent leave.

[7om]

What's Lord Voldemort doing in Birmingham?

[Lewis]

This has been ace, to say we all expected a bullshit procession.

[Spoonsky]

Is Dimbleby the one with pink sharks on his tie?

[Chrissy]

Is Dimbleby the one with pink sharks on his tie?

Yep sure is.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is Dimbleby the one with pink sharks on his tie?

Dimbleby is the old fuck who keeps patronising everyone.

Here he is presenting the 1975 European referendum:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClqyvAXWMAA3G24.jpg:large

[Disco]

You know David, we could always just look at the graph instead of you painfully trying to explain it (shit as it is).

[Spoonsky]

Dimbleby is the old fuck who keeps patronising everyone.

Here he is presenting the 1975 European referendum:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClqyvAXWMAA3G24.jpg:large

:cool:

Hang on, "Hart-lee-pool"? And I thought I understood British pronunciation.

[John]

Vine constantly saying 'we'd expect a Leave win, let's see what actually happened' only to show a Leave win is going to pass through tedium and become funny by the end of this.

[Lewis]

Stockton-on-Tees is out. Up your arse, Harold Macmillan.

[Chrissy]

John Curtice looks like he's been dug up out the ground. Talk about not giving a fuck about how you look.

Think this is going to be a 60/40 win for the leave campaign overall.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The best thing about the impending Leave win (it is, sorry Lee) is that it genuinely is all Tony Blair's fault.

[Smiffy]

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[Chrissy]

Laura Cuntsberg does my head in. Thank fuck they have shoved her in the corner with a laptop. That's the future anchor for this pish once Dumbledore karks it folks, possibly at 4am.

[Boydy]

The best thing about the impending Leave win (it is, sorry Lee) is that it genuinely is all Tony Blair's fault.

2.72 now. Do I put my money on?

[John]

Who's the supertwonk with the jigsaw puzzle braces? I recognise him but I can't place him.

[Yevrah]

Leave hit the 1m votes first then.

Where's that fucking Wandsworth result?

[Jimmy Floyd]

2.72 now. Do I put my money on?

I have no idea why it's still that high. Should have crossed over by now.

[Lee]

The best thing about the impending Leave win (it is, sorry Lee) is that it genuinely is all Tony Blair's fault.

I'm with you, we're leaving.

[Yevrah]

2.72 now. Do I put my money on?

I wouldn't until we see some key results in the South or at least one.

[Yevrah]

David Davis and Alex Salmond bantering over Betfair odds in the background has been an unexpected highlight, I must admit.

[randomlegend]

:cool:

Hang on, "Hart-lee-pool"? And I thought I understood British pronunciation.

Have a go at Wymondham, Garboldisham and Costessey from round where I live.

Win-dum, people seem to say Gar-veh-shum but I'm honestly not even sure, and Cossy

[Disco]

When I'm watching something at 2am with Mr & Mrs Bone in it's normally very very different (and certainly would not have Alex Salmond in it).

[Boydy]

I have no idea why it's still that high. Should have crossed over by now.

It's gone under evens now.

Leave - 1.98
Remain - 2.0

It's over.

[Chrissy]

David Davis and Alex Salmond bantering over Betfair odds in the background has been an unexpected highlight, I must admit.

Agreed. Davis coming across as almost human.

[Lewis]

Wales voting to leave would throw their 'progressive majority' dickheads into all sorts of confusion.

[Yevrah]

It's gone under evens now.

Leave - 1.98
Remain - 2.0

It's over.

It really isn't. Not yet anyway.

[Yevrah]

A Labour councillor in Oxford arrested and taken home by police. :D

Salmond is donning the shit out of this.

[Spoonsky]

The postmortem will be fascinating if it is leave. Why exactly do so many people want to?

[Smiffy]

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[Chrissy]

Vince Cable is alive. What a husk of the former man he was.

[John]

It's looking like a bit of a landslide. Leave will win by more than No did.

Alex Salmond has come across reasonably well here, but I can't put the image of him comparing the independence referendum to the end of Apartheid out of my mind so he's still making my skin crawl.

[Yevrah]

The postmortem will be fascinating if it is leave. Why exactly do so many people want to?

For me I think the scaremongering from Remain was a ludicrous tactic to take. They should have focused on why we were better off by staying in rather than banging on about doom and gloom with one ludicrous made up economic stat after another.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The postmortem will be fascinating if it is leave. Why exactly do so many people want to?

I keep mentioning winners and losers of globalisation. This is that. The EU is a smokescreen.

The thing about being a winner is that you don't ever think about what it's like to be a loser, but if you're a loser, you spend your life thinking about what it would be like to be a winner.

[Boydy]

Odds update:
Remain - 2.44
Leave - 1.68

Eek.

[Spoonsky]

Bottled it, Boydy.

#EUref is a good read on Twitter. I finally understand what you mean when you say that Twitter is seething.

[Chrissy]

For me I think the scaremongering from Remain was a ludicrous tactic to take. They should have focused on why we were better off by staying in rather than banging on about doom and gloom with one ludicrous made up economic stat after another.

What you mean like how the No campaign did in Scotland and nearly fucked things up here with? They didn't learn with that scare and they've fucked it here.

[7om]

Vince Cable comes across as the kind of guy who would complain about having to shag a Kardashian. I don't believe I've ever heard him say one uplifting thing ever.

[Gray Fox]

The mic is down your back, dickhead. Ffs.

[Chrissy]

That guy has confirmed he gave 6 million quid to the leave campaign. Fucking hell, he's lost more than the mic down his back.

[Boydy]

The mic is down your back, dickhead. Ffs.

:D

[Lewis]

He's made a bit of a tit of himself at times throughout this, but Arron Banks saying he's spent six million of his own money... Fair play.

[Boydy]

He has £6 million quid to give to the Leave campaign and he can't figure out how to wear a fucking microphone? The world is fucked.

[7om]

That hair is not real. It fucking can't be.

[John]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1330140/where-do-i-vote-could-175000-festival-goers-hold-key-to-knife-edge-eu-brexit-vote-as-revellers-turn-up-expecting-a-polling-station-on-site

Whatever the result, that's made my night.

[Chrissy]

Oh no we are talking about The Irish/bootleg issue. Aw baws.

[Yevrah]

Oxford 70% remain. I expected that and it puts remain right back in it.

[Chrissy]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1330140/where-do-i-vote-could-175000-festival-goers-hold-key-to-knife-edge-eu-brexit-vote-as-revellers-turn-up-expecting-a-polling-station-on-site

Whatever the result, that's made my night.

That, if even remotely true, is funny.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The Sun never loses, and Twitter never wins.

[Yevrah]

79% Remain in Lambeth.

Put the blade down Lee, it might be alright after all.

[Yevrah]

22,000 votes in it after over 3 millions cast is absolutely nuts.

[Yevrah]

Remain take the lead.

[Jimmy Floyd]

79% Remain in Lambeth.

Put the blade down Lee, it might be alright after all.

There aren't enough Lambeths in the world.

[Lewis]

I bet the Jezza/John McDonnell/Seamus Milne/Fidel Castro WhatsApp group is going off.

[Chrissy]

This is actually so fucking close.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I bet the Jezza/John McDonnell/Seamus Milne/Fidel Castro WhatsApp group is going off.

If those fucking idiots had backed Leave they would now be working class heroes, guv.

[Lee]

79% Remain in Lambeth.

Put the blade down Lee, it might be alright after all.

Depends on the big cities. They won't all be Remain. Southampton, Coventry, Leeds and Sheffield all likely to be Leave apparently. And turnout in Manchester is low. I don't think it looks at all good.

[Yevrah]

Wandsworth, Remain smashed it.

[Jimmy Floyd]

London does alright out of globalisation. Dunno if I've mentioned that.

[7om]

How are the odds looking now, Boydy?

[John]

I've planned this badly. I went for a pint earlier and got in about one planning not to bother watching this, so I'm entirely without snackfood. A trip to the twenty four hour Tesco is necessary, but I can't be fucked with the walk. :moop:

[Lee]

By the way, I've turned to Sky this last hour or so. The BBC are doing a shit job.

[Spoonsky]

My gut says Leave pretty strongly now.

I feel conflicted about it. I feel like Leave is the better result for Great Britain but the worse result for the world as a whole.

[Yevrah]

Who have Sky got and why is it better?

[Gray Fox]

Let's cut to the news to talk about exactly the same thing we are.

[Lee]

Who have Sky got and why is it better?

I've gone right off Dimbleby. I think he's a wanker. Sky just seems a bit faster paced.

[Disco]

Fuck you Rita, you're just reading the building out again!

[7om]

Nadim saeer

[Lee]

Birmingham being "too close to call" sounds shit for Remain to me.

[Disco]

Nadim saeer

Don't, you'll trigger Yev.

[John]

I've gone right off Dimbleby. I think he's a wanker. Sky just seems a bit faster paced.

He's not a wanker, he's just too old to be awake at this time of night. Salmond ought to be tucking him into a sofa bed at some point.

[Yevrah]

Get back on BBC now Lee.

Trust me.

[7om]

Isabelle :drool:

[Lee]

Would we stay it's still 50/50 or have remain now got slight advantage at this point?

Remain need more Hammersmith & Fulham results.

It's basically London/Scotland/big places versus the rest now.

[Disco]

Suddenly trumpets! This is great.

[Lewis]

Lincolnshire results coming in now. They fucking hate Europe.

[Lewis]

John Mann for Prime Minister.

[7om]

I reckon John Mann is sitting there with no pants on. He looks like he doesn't give one fuck.

[Disco]

Well we have a lot of racists here in Essex.

[Yevrah]

Leave back in front again.

This is so much better than a general election.

[Lewis]

Steve Hilton gets paid to daydream shit in jeans and a t-shirt. I know he's bald and everything, but how do you get that life?

[Gray Fox]

Cannock is 20 mins up the road from me.

69% leave

[Lee]

Cannock is a proper shithole.

[John]

Watching on my phone now, rendering this blue map incomprehensible. If you can pick any colour for your map, why would you pick varying shades of blue?

[7om]

To think with over 8 million votes counted there's only 16,000 in it. It's fucking mental.

[Gray Fox]

Cannock is a proper shithole.

Agreed. I'd expect a similar result here, from people I've spoken to.

[Disco]

Leave back in front again.

This is so much better than a general election.

It's great isn't it, this must be what it's like to live in Switzerland.

[John]

What's going on with Theresa Villiers' hair? She looks like Toad.

[Spoonsky]

Who will be PM if it's Leave?

[Lee]

I'm not sure there's enough left in this for Remain. Manchester will go comfortably remain, you'd think. But places like Sheffield, Leicester, Nottingham and Coventry are going to be too close. Birmingham too.

[Gray Fox]

Could a Leave vote lead to another election at all?

[Yevrah]

Leave rapidly closing in on a 200,000 lead, which would be the biggest gap of the night.

[Lee]

Fuck, Coventry comfortably for Leave.

[Spikey M]

Itv reckon there's a 75% of a leave win.

[Yevrah]

Itv reckon there's a 75% of a leave win.

Wanna take another run at that?

[John]

I love how specific MPs get when they talk about meeting the average punter. It's always a greengrocers or a train station.

[Boydy]

Switching between BBC and ITV is confusing as BBC have Leave in blue and ITV have Remain in blue.

[Spikey M]

Wanna take another run at that?

No

[Gray Fox]

Leave are getting a fair few 58% - 42% wins. The Remains need big big wins in That London.

Wolverhamton 63% leave now too. Midlands seem very leave heavy.

[John]

Someone should have just punched Hilary Benn in the head immediately after his opening sentence. "It's not late enough to know, which is another way of saying it's too early to say."

[Lewis]

Hull might have the worst turnout in the country, so it will be interesting to see how that goes.

[Spoonsky]

It's actually fascinating to think of the entirety of Great Britain pulling an all-nighter to watch the fate of their country decided. Must be eerie on the streets.

[Gray Fox]

54% turnout in Glasgow apparently.

[Yevrah]

Sheffield was pretty close, but that 315,000 lead is looking pretty big now.

[Boydy]

It's actually fascinating to think of the entirety of Great Britain pulling an all-nighter to watch the fate of their country decided. Must be eerie on the streets.

Because usually the streets are buzzing at 3am.

[Lewis]

Sheffield is gone. I bought a bottle of Henderson's Relish today as well.

[Yevrah]

Your index is fucking dogshit Jeremy.

[Spoonsky]

https://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/746166345734176769

:cab:

[Lewis]

I'm staying up until it's won. If we leave, it will never get any better than this, so I want to be up for it.

[Spikey M]

It's actually fascinating to think of the entirety of Great Britain pulling an all-nighter to watch the fate of their country decided. Must be eerie on the streets.

What goes on in your street at 3am?

[Yevrah]

If we leave tomorrow/later today is where the action will be.

[Boydy]

ODDS

Remain - 3.75
Leave - 1.35

Bloody hell.

[Gray Fox]

There is going to be some astonishing seethe in the morning, should Leave win.

[Lee]

I'm going to sleep. This is done now.

The fallout will be interesting.

[Lewis]

East Yorkshire goes leave. :cool:

[7om]

There is going to be some astonishing seethe in the morning, should Leave win.

And I for one cannot wait.

[Disco]

Well thank god we got to see the news again.

[Spoonsky]

https://twitter.com/NeilWeinberg44/status/746168768611684352

:face:

[7om]

Hi Nadir.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I fell asleep for half an hour, and woke up to Jacob Rees Mogg and a rallying pound. What a country.

[Waffdon]

YES YES YES YES.

Scenes

[Gray Fox]

Is this Labour dying its final death then?

[John]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF-IlQ1bcQA

This gave me a lol the other night, but it's even more lol now.

[Spoonsky]

Because usually the streets are buzzing at 3am.


What goes on in your street at 3am?

It's more the idea that the streets are empty while behind everyone's window the fate of the country is being decided on their laptop.

[elth]

It's over, you're out.

Love that it's the areas that get the most EU funding that have most strongly voted to leave. Kinda shoots down the whole hip pocket theory of voting behaviour.

[Waffdon]

Scottish independence here we come

[Yevrah]

What time will Cameron speak?

[Lewis]

That worthless cunt Will Straw is on ITV. Why exactly was that know-nowt tosser given such an important job?

[7om]

Jacob Rees Mogg is running rampant here. He's like a Bond villain the way he speaks.

[Gray Fox]

What time will Cameron speak?

Hopefully after he's been to see the Queen.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Twitter is an absolute state. People calling 17 million people stupid. I don't think Remain voters are stupid. What is the difference?

[Yevrah]

Farage pops up as leave top the 500,000 gap mark.

He looks twatted.

[Lewis]

Twitter is an absolute state. People calling 17 million people stupid. I don't think Remain voters are stupid. What is the difference?

Are you searching for this, or do you follow a load of whingers?

[Gray Fox]

I don't get it either. I was asked to vote and given 2 options. I thought it best to choose as I did and so did they. Just because you're on the losing side doesn't mean you're an anything.

[7om]

If calling this 'Our Independance Day' becomes a thing I may just slash my wrists.

[Spoonsky]

Are you searching for this, or do you follow a load of whingers?

https://twitter.com/hashtag/euref?src=hash

It's fun.

[Smiffy]

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[Jimmy Floyd]

Are you searching for this, or do you follow a load of whingers?

I follow a load of whingers. That London is a different country.

A lot of chickens coming home to roost here.

[Yevrah]

Greening seems to be using the sort of language that suggests she'll be looking for a way of not following through on the result.

[Disco]

Greening seems to be using the sort of language that suggests she'll be looking for a way of not following through on the result.

My Dad is convinced this is what will happen.

[Lofty]

Should've bought my holiday dollars prior to this :moop:

[Yevrah]

My Dad is convinced this is what will happen.

It wouldn't surprise me at all.

[Smiffy]

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[Gray Fox]

This guy and his damn polling index.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Greening seems to be using the sort of language that suggests she'll be looking for a way of not following through on the result.

I'm not sure this result will be enough to actually take us out either.

[Disco]

Oh just give up Jeremy, throw yourself onto those stalks and end it all.

[Disco]

Dimble has clearly been drinking a metric fuckton of coffee, look at those teeth.

[Yevrah]

I'm not sure this result will be enough to actually take us out either.

I genuinely don't know all the ins and outs of what has to happen for us to leave, but it strikes me as being a lot harder than finishing your pint, grabbing your coat and lighting up a fag as you walk out of the door.

It also strikes me as something that could be prolonged for forever and a day.

[7om]

My Dad is convinced this is what will happen.


It wouldn't surprise me at all.


I'm not sure this result will be enough to actually take us out either.

How could the Tories possibly weasel out of an exit strategy with a winning leave vote?

[Jimmy Floyd]

I genuinely don't know all the ins and outs of what has to happen for us to leave, but it strikes me as being a lot harder than finishing your pint, grabbing your coat and lighting up a fag as you walk out of the door.

It also strikes me as something that could be prolonged for forever and a day.

We have to invoke Article 50 of the... yeah.

In theory this is not binding and Parliament could not invoke Article 50.

[Yevrah]

See the post above 7om, but I don't have all the answers.

That even Leave admitted it would take 4 years to extricate ourselves doesn't bode well.

[Yevrah]

We have to invoke Article 50 of the... yeah.

In theory this is not binding and Parliament could not invoke Article 50.

Wasn't a Leaver on earlier saying that we might not even want to do that to leave. Is there another route to leave without invoking that?

[Gray Fox]

Birmingham supposedly leaning leave. If that's true it could well be over.

[Yevrah]

Leave are going to win by a million votes at this rate.

[7om]

I think most reasonable people realise that an exit strategy won't happen overnight but the suggestion that we just never invoke Article 50 at all would be scandalous, wouldn't it?

[Disco]

Couldn't you just repeal the European Union Act?

[Lewis]

Couldn't you just repeal the European Union Act?

The 1983 Labour manifesto proposed to amend the 1972 European Communities Act to remove its power over parliament, negotiate a withdrawal to 'ensure a minimum of disruption', and then bin it completely. That seems like as good a way as any.

[Gray Fox]

Stafford voted 56% leave. I expected wider margins.

[Disco]

Would it kill you to wear a shirt Hilton you tramp.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I can't believe Rita is still at it.

[Disco]

Hi Rita! What's going on in Columbia I wonder. See you in half an hour.

[7om]

Poppy... Nadim... Rememberence Day...

[Disco]

The 1983 Labour manifesto proposed to amend the 1972 European Communities Act to remove its power over parliament, negotiate a withdrawal to 'ensure a minimum of disruption', and then bin it completely. That seems like as good a way as any.

http://i.imgur.com/orTieGm.png

[Jimmy Floyd]

A beheading on the streets of London, you say? Just days before Remembrance Sunday?

[Gray Fox]

BBC are calling it as won.

[Disco]

Well there we go.

[Yevrah]

Cameron will resign today, won't he?

[7om]

:drool:

I can't wait to wake up to the scenes in the morning.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Lewis]

Was Birmingham expected to be an easy remain?

[Pepe]

So Leave won?

[Gray Fox]

Someone should check on GS. He's probably gone absolutely mental.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Was Birmingham expected to be an easy remain?

Asian areas are all voting Leave. An uncomfortable truth for some, I imagine.

[Gray Fox]

Birmingham votes (biggest single voting area) 50.4% leave after supposedly being a safe remain vote. It's done.

[Yevrah]

Keith Vaz is starting the day's seethe, although he looks more in shock.

[Disco]

Keith Vaz is slipping, it took him until nearly 5am to get his face on the telly.

[7om]

Cry me a river, Keith.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

I can only imagine the seethe on my facebook feed today. I expect much of the same vitriol that the 'no' vote got.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Keith Vaz on suicide watch. I knew this was the right decision.

[Disco]

Grotbags has done well for herself.

[Yevrah]

It's going to pinch a bit for a while, but we'll be ok.

Scotland can fuck off, I've absolutely had enough of their pissing and moaning.

[Gray Fox]

Facebook now.


So the economy is destroyed overnight, our generations future looks bleak with slim career prospects and it's likely that our rights will be changed to fit Tory/UKIP ideals... But at least we get to keep that small percentage of immigrants out, right????

It begins.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The argument I don't understand from the bed shitters is that we've somehow given Farage the keys. On the contrary, this ends his career, ends UKIP (the opposition MUST be more liberal/left wing) and it will necessitate a much more conciliatory tone from both sides.

[Gray Fox]

Leave now over 1 million votes ahead.

[Yevrah]

The 1m majority is hit.

[Yevrah]

Facebook now.



It begins.

Mine's started too.

"Devastated"

"I've got nothing"

and my personal favourite

"What a shameful day"

[Yevrah]

They're mentioning the popularity of the EU in other countries. Do their polls suggest they'd leave if given the choice?