What shall your weekend bring?

[Giggles]

It's been great just to get out in this. Wish I had some drink in.

Out for drink.

[Shindig]

I'm shattered, to be honest. I had a longer day than expected.

[Giggles]

I'm shattered, to be honest. I had a longer day than expected.

All the more reason. Second wind is there, summon it.

[Spikey M]

I'm shattered, to be honest. I had a longer day than expected.

Corner shop can't be that far away

[Shindig]

Taking care of it. :D

[Giggles]

Doing the board a service.

[Reg]

Played a tennis match in 27C or whatever it was. Hard work. Your body tells you 'nah, you don't really want to move, mate'.

Pros playing a 4/5 hour match in the mid-30s, and not having their level dip, is so impressive.

[Kikó]

Managed to get a little bit of sunburn out today. Top weather.

[Shindig]

Yeah, my nose is the full Ferguson.

[Boydy]

I know none of you give a shit or know what it is, but I fucking love the gaaaaa on a day like this. Big weekend, good weather, class stuff.

Were you at a match?

[Giggles]

Were you at a match?

No, I watched Antrim Sligo and Meath Kildare on TV. I'm going to Donegal Tyrone tomorrow.

[mo]

Bought some crappy £3 water guns, got the paddling pool out and had a water fight with my 8 year old nephew for most of the afternoon. Looking a bit pink now but it was actually decent fun and a way to stay cool.

[Foe]

Managed to get a little bit of sunburn out today. Top weather.

I've gone full tomato. Oops.

[Magic]

It's my birthday today.

[John]

You've been refreshing the forum hoping for a thread all day, haven't you?

[Magic]

:happycry:

Don't be so fucking stupid you cunt.

[Magic]

Yes.

[Giggles]

Were you at a match?


No, I watched Antrim Sligo and Meath Kildare on TV. I'm going to Donegal Tyrone tomorrow.

Wish I hadn't fucking bothered. Pints now though.

[John]

Took my gran and grandad out for dinner today. Told them they could pick wherever they wanted and they predictably settled on a pseudo Brewers Fayre place run by Marston's. When the change came back on that little dish my grandad tried to give the waitress a fifty pence tip on a fifty three quid bill. 'There you go hen, that's for you.' I swear if I had been a second slower he'd have told her to get herself something from the ice cream van.

[Baz]

It's my birthday today.Happy birthday. :flirt:

I was working yesterday so it was a write-off but managed to get plenty done today - hypnobirthing class, went my mum and dads for a barbecue, came home and cut the grass and just watched Wayne's World 2. Ace!

Can't believe I'm back to work tomorrow though. At least I've a stag do in Chester next Saturday to look forward to. Unfortunately I've got a hungover walk round IKEA pencilled in for the Sunday though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wait, Baz is expecting?

[Mike]

This weekend is the annual Y6 holiday to PGL at work. I go every year on the agreement I can have a go on the activities and we can have a drink or two in the evening once the kids are in bed.

Cross your fingers for dry weather please.

[Queenslander]

I just called a bloke I didn't know is gay a raging poofter. Now everyone is behaving like poofters. fark!

[Spikey M]

U wot mate

[Queenslander]

My brother decided to have a bbq for the Broncos game. Couple of randoms showed their faces which lead to all sorts of awesome bants but before I know It one bloke decided to go off on a Pauline Hanson rant. One thing lead to another and I called Him a poofter because he's a Uni student and was carrying on like a poofter. Cue silence and they are carrying on like I dropped a hard N

[Lewis]

:lol:

[Spikey M]

Lol. What a faguette.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lol. What a faguette.
Throw the fucking book at him, John.

[Mazuuurk]

:D

[bruhnaldo]

Tonight i'm either going to see that Baby Driver movie or gonna watch the Orlando City game on ESPN. Tomorrow is a day packed full of football.... our girl's team the Orlando Pride is playing and it's Alex Morgan's first game back.

Watching Alex Morgan and Marta together should be a treat as far as women's football goes :drool: Then apparently our B team is playing in a double header of sorts so I might just hang out at the stadium all night and get drunk as shit. :drink: :drink: :drink:

Given that Tuesday is our Independence Day my work was kind enough to give me Monday off as well so I have a bit of a 4 day weekend coming up that I'm beyond excited for. :drool: :drink:

I ought to go to the beach or something but I'll probably end up sat at home in my comfy clothes doing fuck all.

[7om]

Oh God, I'd forgotten about Independence Day. FREEDOM. MURICA. BALD EAGLES.

[Mazuuurk]

I'm gonna get a bit sloshed tomorrow.

[bruhnaldo]

Oh God, I'd forgotten about Independence Day. FREEDOM. MURICA. BALD EAGLES.

I'm so excited, it's my favorite holiday :drool:

[Giggles]

I'm going horse racing :moop:

I'd rather punch myself in the testicles until the 4th of July.



.

[Adam]

I'm so excited, it's my favorite holiday :drool:

What is it like on the actual day Bruh? Is it a big celebration with parties, street carnivals and such? My little one was born on the 4th of July and we have been talking about taking her next year for her 5th birthday.

[bruhnaldo]

I mean a lot of times they'll have little celebrations here and there. Some cities do parades and things like that.

It all depends where you go. I'd imagine bigger cities have bigger events (obviously).

Also, a very happy 4th birthday to the little one :)

If you do decide to come over by all means hit me up and I'd be glad to try and help sort out events and things for you.

[Adam]

I mean a lot of times they'll have little celebrations here and there. Some cities do parades and things like that.

It all depends where you go. I'd imagine bigger cities have bigger events (obviously).

Also, a very happy 4th birthday to the little one :)

If you do decide to come over by all means hit me up and I'd be glad to try and help sort out events and things for you.

Thanks buddy!

[7om]

I'd rather slit my own throat than try and get into DC on 4th of July. I don't care what festivities they're putting on, I'm not even attempting it.

[wullie]

http://i.imgur.com/MgtkRQC.jpg

[Spikey M]

Throw the fucking book at him, John.

Francophobe.

[Giggles]

Tickets for Sunday for here, after its reopening Saturday. Be interesting to see it, the old place was a facility-less shit hole, and it should be packed to the tits.

http://www.the42.ie/pairc-ui-chaoimh-19-july-2017-3504014-Jul2017/

[bruhnaldo]

tonight we have our big "derby" match. i put quotations because the MLS is basically forcing it onto us.

Atlanta United's front office bought a billboard:

https://mediaweb.wftv.com/photo/2017/07/20/wftv%20watermark%20bottom_1500580072489_8655753_ve r1.0_640_360.jpg

Right in downtown Orlando.

That night someone from one of the supporter groups got up there, tagged it "FUCK ATL" and it was taken down by the next day:

https://media2.fdncms.com/orlando/imager/u/blog/5681926/screen_shot_2017-07-20_at_11.33.51_am.png?cb=1500566947

Tonight's atmosphere should be pretty lit :)

[Giggles]

Orlando to Atlanta isn't as much of of a stretch as I'd thought.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm sure the hot dog sellers of Peachtree Street speak of little else.

[bruhnaldo]

I mean it's annoying in the sense that they're honestly not that close and we have no real rivalry with them but the League keeps forcing it down our throat at every opportunity.

Then some Atlanta people on twitter made some "This'll be Pulse Part 2!" (the shooting at the gay club) so that got people all pissed off.

They're supposedly bringing a few busloads of folks so it'll be pretty intense I'm sure.

Next weekend I'm getting on a bus to go back up there (we play back to back for some stupid ass reason) so it's pretty exciting. Never done a proper away game before so it'll be good.

[bruhnaldo]

I'm sure the hot dog sellers of Peachtree Street speak of little else.

To be fair to them, they've sold out their rented 50,000 seater stadium for every game so far from what I understand.

It may not be the most important thing in town but there's still plenty of support.

[John]

How are you supposed to maintain a rivalry over about five hundred miles? Our 'rivalry' with Aberdeen is only sustained through their fans singing songs about a stadium collapse and one of their players putting one of our most loved ones out of the game for three years, and that's over a third of the distance.

[bruhnaldo]

Oh trust me it's beyond stupid. We're still waiting for Miami to get their MLS team in order cause at least that's just down the road and in the same state.

Atlanta and Orlando have no kinda rivalry in any sport whatsoever. That's why their forced attempts at rivalry are so annoying....

Atlanta fans keep telling us we're not apart of the "The South!" because when we first got "promoted" to MLS the
League started promoting us as the "Soccer Capital of the South" since we were the only team in the Southeast.

But the way they mean it is that we weren't apart of the old confederate States so we're not really "Southern".

It's so fucking corny man.

[mugbull]

Once they start bringing the Confederate flag to the stadium it'll be a real derby

[Spikey M]

Oh trust me it's beyond stupid. We're still waiting for Miami to get their MLS team in order cause at least that's just down the road and in the same state.

Atlanta and Orlando have no kinda rivalry in any sport whatsoever. That's why their forced attempts at rivalry are so annoying....

Atlanta fans keep telling us we're not apart of the "The South!" because when we first got "promoted" to MLS the
League started promoting us as the "Soccer Capital of the South" since we were the only team in the Southeast.

But the way they mean it is that we weren't apart of the old confederate States so we're not really "Southern".

It's so fucking corny man.

In fairness, If I were a Yank I would actively avoid being labelled a 'Southener'.

[Spikey M]

Once they start bringing the Confederate flag to the stadium it'll be a real derby

Pronounced dur-be, innit,

[bruhnaldo]

In fairness, If I were a Yank I would actively avoid being labelled a 'Southener'.

Well that's exactly it, too. They're literally drawing the line based on the confederate states... it's like they're happy to essentially exclude the one part of the "South" that has a large, active culture beyond white trash hillbilly chic.

[mo]

School broke up today, wife away for the weekend with little un...think I'll do some DIY and work :cab:

[Spoonsky]

Unlucky Bruh.

[Lewis]

Florida was part of the Confederacy, hillbilly boy (and it seceded before Georgia did). It just contributed and did nothing.

[bruhnaldo]

Well you know what I mean, tho.

Here's a picture of the tifo we did for the match:

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/orlando-city-fans-unfurl-a-tifo-prior-to-a-mls-soccer-match-between-picture-id820467266

About 20 of us on a 90 degree day helped paint that shit smh. Personally, I thought the Walking Dead reference was slightly dated already but it did it's job.

Next weekend we're going Atlanta Away baby :) Ready for my first proper away day on #TheBus.

[John]

:D

That's so shit.

[bruhnaldo]

Oh it's terrible but the SEETHE from Atlanta supporters was fantastic. THEY'RE INCITING VIOLENCE! some said. Brilliant.

Edit: Oh I forgot! Ronaldo stopped by:

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/55841029/usa_today_10170428.0.jpg

:drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

His gut is so high, it looks like there's a pregnancy involved.

[Mike]

Off to Dublin for a stag do on Saturday. Where should we try and go while there?

[Offshore Toon]

@Kíko message manc sean to come give Bruh's head a wobble.

[Giggles]

Off to Dublin for a stag do on Saturday. Where should we try and go while there?

Temple bar. It's the only real place LADS are tolerated.

[bruhnaldo]

@Kíko message manc sean to come give Bruh's head a wobble.

idk who that is but tell him to meet me on the corner of Lol Street and Wish a Muhfucka Would Blvd.

[Offshore Toon]

Temple bar. It's the only real place LADS are tolerated.
What do you think a LAD is?

[Giggles]

What do you think a LAD is?

English banter merchants. Innit.

[mugbull]

English banter merchants. Innit.

I fucking love this turn of phrase

[Kikó]

idk who that is but tell him to meet me on the corner of Lol Street and Wish a Muhfucka Would Blvd.

You don't know Manc Sean?

[bruhnaldo]

Not the slightest idea.

[Mike]

Temple bar. It's the only real place LADS are tolerated.

What's Whelan's like?

[Giggles]

Not sure. Been a good few times to gigs and comedy shows but never as a pub.

[igor_balis]

Going to an "old school rave night" at a nightclub in London this weekend with two real life pals and somebody of this parish...

[Giggles]

Do the two real life pals not live in your parish?

[Baz]

Who who who?

[Giggles]

Shit, I get it now. I'll go back to not caring.

[Shindig]

Seeing The Manics on Saturday. It's outdoors and the weather looks unsettled. Bah. Can't get pissed either because I've got two reviews to work on.

[Magic]

I've got a 'surprise birthday gift' from my dad, joint with my little brother. I knew it was AN EXPERIENCE thing but I didn't know what, so I coerced my step-mother in to telling me when she was pissed and high on anti-depressants. It's a fucking boat trip, and I am dreadful on boats, so that should be fun.

First game of the season on Sunday, followed by watching a bunch of illegal, below-minimum wage Lithuanians fly about some fucking ropes and poles. I was hoping to see some animal cruelty and really drive it home how sad it is so our kid gets upset and I never have to suffer such a fucking boring, shite experience again.

[Offshore Toon]

I'm in London this weekend but I think we're just getting pissed and going to M&M World.

[Boydy]

It's Quincy.

[Giggles]

Did he bugger off from here?

[Lewis]

Quincy would just spend the night telling him what a loser he was for going out with somebody off the internet.

[Kikó]

Tomorrow we're having a beer in the rocket near kings cross after work.

[niko_cee]

Jesus, is that place still there?

Is it still part of that funny little chain of pubs where you got a membership card to give you cheaper drinks or some shit? There was one on Tottenham Court Road near Warren Street which was part of the same thing and was the first pub in London I went to when I arrived at uni (watched England lose 1-0 to the bosch to end Keegan).

[Raoul Duke]

Jesus, is that place still there?

Is it still part of that funny little chain of pubs where you got a membership card to give you cheaper drinks or some shit? There was one on Tottenham Court Road near Warren Street which was part of the same thing and was the first pub in London I went to when I arrived at uni (watched England lose 1-0 to the bosch to end Keegan).

Scream pubs. Their cheap lager got me through Uni, so I won't have a bad word said about them.

[niko_cee]

That's the one.

[Kikó]

The rocket and the flyer are both staples for united fans before and after London games.

[Baz]

I'm going to Lincoln this weekend.

[Giggles]

Another day left :cool:

[Boydy]

Fuck you.

[Giggles]

You only had two a few weeks ago.

[Spikey M]

Well, I've had a FUCKING SHIT weekend. We are getting new carpet soon courtesy of upstairs (leaving their tap on) and because the gaff has the same carpet through out they are doing the lounge, dining room and connecting hall. Great. But - we have yet to get round to decorating these rooms so we bought a tonne of paint and have been getting it done at night after putting the little one to bed.

CUE - baby getting a cold. Last night we painted until 9:30, then sat down for a bit, only for her to wake up at 11 and kick off all night. I had her until 2, then the mrs took over until 6, but little sleep took place. More painting tonight but I am expecting a similar performance soon.

Work will be a welcome fucking break tomorrow.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I have to proof read a 40 page document before I can go to sleep :(

[Spikey M]

I didn't even know porn magazines were a thing anymore.

[Magic]

I've got a 'surprise birthday gift' from my dad, joint with my little brother. I knew it was AN EXPERIENCE thing but I didn't know what, so I coerced my step-mother in to telling me when she was pissed and high on anti-depressants. It's a fucking boat trip, and I am dreadful on boats, so that should be fun.

First game of the season on Sunday, followed by watching a bunch of illegal, below-minimum wage Lithuanians fly about some fucking ropes and poles. I was hoping to see some animal cruelty and really drive it home how sad it is so our kid gets upset and I never have to suffer such a fucking boring, shite experience again.

All of the above was actually pretty good. :)

[Giggles]

A circus? Couldn't think of anything worse.

[Foe]

I spent all day putting posters and stuff up on my wall. Looks pretty cool now though.

Also played a banging little 9 holer in the sun yesterday and spent the evening napping on the couch. Productive and enjoyable weekends are pretty rare for me, so this one has been incredibly satisfying.

[Spikey M]

A circus? Couldn't think of anything worse.
Giggs, I love you, but you can be a joyless cunt at times. Circuses are great. Animal cruelty, exploitation of freaks or "the disabled" and pikeys (my family lololol) earning an honest crust (at below minimum wage)

Love it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Giggs, I love you, but you can be a joyless cunt at times. Circuses are great. Animal cruelty, exploitation of freaks or "the disabled" and pikeys (my family lololol) earning an honest crust (at below minimum wage)

Love it.
Yeah but they're not that now.

[Boydy]

You only had two a few weeks ago.

What?

[Giggles]

Giggs, I love you, but you can be a joyless cunt at times. Circuses are great. Animal cruelty, exploitation of freaks or "the disabled" and pikeys (my family lololol) earning an honest crust (at below minimum wage)

Love it.

They're smelly and weird.

[Giggles]

What?

Two holidays for the marching, fires, and local intimidation.

[Danny]

Yesterday I was up early to watch some of the cricket. The wife and I then went Kayaking and relaxed at the house with a few beers.

Up early today for a game at 9 followed by sticking a roast in the crock pot for french dip and doing some house cleaning while watching more of the cricket.

Quiet but decent weekend.

[Giggles]

The priest used the word 'banter' in his sermon this evening :face:

[Magic]

In reference to raping children?

[Offshore Toon]

Boydy probably asked the priest why Yev posted that video.

[Giggles]

In reference to raping children?

Yes.

[igor_balis]

Going to some house party thing tonight. My mate got back from London this weekend to go, and I asked her if I could tag along. Her mate's dad has organised a big party in their big country house and attached land, and my other mate's band has been booked to play. I'm not really sure what the fuck I'm going to. The fact My mate's mate's DAD is the one organising it makes me think it might be a bit sedate and weird, but I'm bringing my erratic mate and a small bag of shit MD just in case. x

[Offshore Toon]

Two 18 inchers are on the way and I'm watching MTV Cribs on YouTube.

[Lewis]

Do they still make that, or is it old episodes?

[Offshore Toon]

Old episodes. There's no way MTV would air it these days. Not enough flirting. Even in Hugh Heffner's episode.

[Giggles]

Two 18 inchers are on the way and I'm watching MTV Cribs on YouTube.

What were their names?

[Kikó]

Sat in regents park for a ten k run kicking off in an hour. It's glorious this morning.

[mo]

Had a brilliant weekend in the Welsh countryside for a mate's stag. Went gorge walking, paddle boarding and we had a raft building competition. Fucking sore now and covered in bruises and scrapes. And I got stung by a cunting wasp. A definite low point of the weekend.

[Spammer]

Walked home to Leeds from Manchester today. Relaxing tomorrow.

[Danny]

Walked home to Leeds from Manchester today. Relaxing tomorrow.

Is that not something mad like a 12 hr walk?

[Shindig]

Google says 13.5 hours.

[Offshore Toon]

Long walks. :cool:

[Spikey M]

Get a car mate.

[Kikó]

Is there a decent trans (no pun) Pennine trail you can walk?

[Magic]

Walked home to Leeds from Manchester today. Relaxing tomorrow.

Fuck off, it's about an hour in the car @ 80mph so according to my engineering degree humans only walk at 5mph MAX so even doing that speed it would take 14 hours non-stop.
Pepe

[niko_cee]

It's 40 miles.

[Spammer]

Set off at 9am and got home at 11pm. That includes a stop in the pub for a roast and stopping to get a pizza from a take away. Manchester to my house is 39 miles exactly.

It only took me 14 hours and I saved £4.20. It makes you think, doesn't it? It just goes to show that there are other options!

[Magic]

Your time is worthless, though.

[Spammer]

It would be if you had it. You'd probably spend it on here.

Legs are aching a lot now, obviously. Gonna take it easy today and binge watch some TV shows or something.

[Offshore Toon]

Longest I've done was just over 8 hours. That was setting off from Brighton to Cornwall, but giving up at Bognor Regis because it got too cold. Then we decided to get the train to Southampton instead of Brighton and we ended up going out but having to sit in the park for a few hours until the first train back at 6am.

[Pepe]

That sounds incredibly boring.

[Shindig]

I'll walk for an hour or two and consider it a decent effort. People that walk 13 hours straight are firmly in dodgy territory. Sure, you saved £4.20 but you could've spent so much more time doing shit in Manchester.

[bruhnaldo]

Just shoot me a PM or something and I will spot you the 5 quid, lad. For fuck sake.

[bruhnaldo]

Imagine living a life where walking 40 miles as opposed to spending the 5 quid seems like a proper use of your off time. :drool:

[Disco]

He obviously found value in the experience.

Also, Offy when you say Brighton to Cornwall do mean Cornwall the county and Brighton the town in E.Sussex? Because that's about 250 miles.

[Boydy]

I think he was joking about the money saved. Fuck's sake.

[Boydy]

He obviously found value in the experience.

Also, Offy when you say Brighton to Cornwall do mean Cornwall the county and Brighton the town in E.Sussex? Because that's about 250 miles.

Yeah, according to google maps, walking that would take 83 hours. Were you going to camp along the way or what?

[Pepe]

I think he was joking about the money saved. Fuck's sake.

Stop picking on Bruh.

[Boydy]

To be fair, I was going to post that after I read Shindig's post then scrolled down and saw Bruh going on about it too so it applies to both.

[Spammer]

Yeah they're both idiots.

[Baz]

Yeah, according to google maps, walking that would take 83 hours. Were you going to camp along the way or what?:lol:

[Boydy]

IDGI. What's so funny?

[Baz]

That he was planning on walking for 83 hours.

[Offshore Toon]

That sounds incredibly boring.
I think its important to be drinking whilst doing it, if only for fuel.

Also, Offy when you say Brighton to Cornwall do mean Cornwall the county and Brighton the town in E.Sussex? Because that's about 250 miles.

Yeah, according to google maps, walking that would take 83 hours. Were you going to camp along the way or what?
Reach for the stars, innit. We had a week off, nice weather and money. I didn't expect us to get to Cornwall, but that was the direction we were heading. Next time.

[bruhnaldo]

Cause I'm supposed to know what the going rate for trains are in jolly ol' I guess.

[bruhnaldo]

He obviously found value in the experience.

Ya fuckin think lad?

[Pepe]

I think its important to be drinking whilst doing it, if only for fuel.

I meant Hammer's walk. Yours sounds alright, especially the part where you just gave up because what's the point.

[Reg]

Yeah, according to google maps, walking that would take 83 hours.
Google maps estimates are for slow walkers, so it'd probably be a leisurely 60 hours.

[Offshore Toon]

That's only four days then once you factor in sleep. Definitely doable.

[Spammer]

I'd say five days at 12 hours per day us more realistic. No way could I do what I've just done for another three days in a row.

[Dquincy]

Set off at 9am and got home at 11pm. That includes a stop in the pub for a roast and stopping to get a pizza from a take away. Manchester to my house is 39 miles exactly.

It only took me 14 hours and I saved £4.20. It makes you think, doesn't it? It just goes to show that there are other options!

Saved £4.20, but probably wore off more of your shoe sole meaning you'll need to fork out for new shoes sooner. Shoudda just spent the 4.20.

Unless you walked barefoot.

[Spammer]

Saved £4.20, but probably wore off more of your shoe sole meaning you'll need to fork out for new shoes sooner. Shoudda just spent the 4.20.

Unless you walked barefoot.

My shoes were borrowed.

[Giggles]

Hamma :cool:

[Shindig]

Hammer's in crisis.

[igor_balis]

I did 15 miles yesterday, it was good.

[Spammer]

All the women want to be with him, all the men want to be him

Hammer :cool:

[Giggles]

The boss got me tickets for the hurling Sunday :chief:

[Boydy]

Were you not at it last year too?

[Giggles]

Were you not at it last year too?

Exactly, it's not often you get to even go to one. Should be far better this year anyway with who's in it. He's not going to it and heading on the piss to Galway city for it instead. I was talking to him around 3 and he was on the train over absolutely shitfaced.

[-james-]

I had one of itsu's instant noodle pots for dinner. What a load of shit. The noodles are those wank transparent ones and you don't even get a lol sachet of dried vegetables. There's not even a remote hint that there's actual food in it.

[Boydy]

The naked noodle pots aren't too bad.

[Giggles]

Do Pot Noodle still do the black one with the hot sauce?

[John]

Instant noodles for dinner. No wonder you weigh three stone.

[Spikey M]

I still can't get over Charlie (real name, username is lost to me) eating 'chicken on pasta' because 'the taste of food doesn't matter'. Must have been nearly 10 years ago as well.

[Spikey M]

Anyway, there are only 2 good pot-noodle things. Chicken and Mushroom and Hoisin. If you get anything else you have only yourself to blame.

[Boydy]

Do Pot Noodle still do the black one with the hot sauce?

Bombay Bad Boy. :drool:

Yeah they do.

[-james-]

Quite happy to go along with this idea that I'm underweight.

[Giggles]

Bombay Bad Boy. :drool:

Yeah they do.

Love those.

[John]

The Chilli Beef Pot Noodle is better. Not quite as spicy, but it actually has some flavour to it.

[Giggles]

Hopefully it's close, but whoever wins this it's going to be the tits :drool:

904096370432331776

[Magic]

Going to a pop up German beer festival tonight, thankfully they do ciders and also have a gin bar, otherwise it'd be a waste of time and money.

[Boydy]

You don't drink beer?

[Magic]

No its disgusting especially ale and such other shite.

I'm a spirit man.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hates beer, goes to a beer festival.

Brilliant.

[Magic]

It's called being sociable, understandably something you have no concept of.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah, I'm sure going there and thinking you're above everyone socially and quietly seething at everything will be good for you.

[Magic]

I would be but I've just said there's ciders and gin so smh.

[Giggles]

smh needs to stop. This isn't Reddit and you're not a 14 year old American.

Also, gin is now only for wankers. Long gone are the days when it came in a normal fucking glass with tonic and lemon.

[Boydy]

Gin is for boring middle class girls who think liking tea, gin and baking makes them quirky.

[Giggles]

It's another way that's been dreamt up to rob idiots in pubs.

[niko_cee]

smh needs to stop.

Indeed it does.

Gin is good, but it's too much of a thing now. Better when it was straight up mother's ruin. Still, 2 pints of cider and 2 large gins, ice in the cider, might even get called a perfumed ponce in the toilets Magic.

[mugbull]

This page is a slog of fucking negativity. None of you are cool for shitting on things.

I'm spending my Saturday night watching the tennis with my Grandma and drinking tea. Fuckin wholesome yea

[Lewis]

Hull has a gin bar now (apparently the first one in Yorkshire), and it feels like an alternate universe.

[Reg]

This page is a slog of fucking negativity. None of you are cool for shitting on things.

I'm spending my Saturday night watching the tennis with my Grandma and drinking tea. Fuckin wholesome yea
Laver Cup?

[Pepe]

When I was sixteen or so my mates and I started drinking gin for a while because Kiss had a song called Cold Gin.

[Magic]

I don't believe it the GIN BAR is corporate only so I've paid £12 to come and drink piss for £4 a pint. FUCK.

[Giggles]

I don't believe it the GIN BAR is corporate only so I've paid £12 to come and drink piss for £4 a pint. FUCK.

I wouldn't give them another penny.

[Magic]

Drinking Strongbow at 4 quid a fuke pint lolol fml smh

[mugbull]

Laver Cup?

Ya, I got free VIP tickets through a friend of the friend for yesterday's morning session. Was in the 2nd row, a little too low of an angle but you can't complain when the lounge is full of free alcohol and cute waitresses. Watching today's games on a TV in my village though.

[Magic]

Single portaloos is a savior for my shame of paruresis. :wub:

[Kikó]

It's probably not surprising that I like gin in a wanky glass.

I went to the Manchester museum today. Still amazes me the collection from Egypt and the mummy they have open. Finished the day off with an all you can eat multi country buffet - ridiculously good. Feel like a proper fat cunt now.

[Lewis]

The amount of pinched shite in our museums is a real point of national pride.

[niko_cee]

Gin in a massive wine bauble/chalice really pisses me off.

Highball or suitable equivalent.

[igor_balis]

Went for a couple of drinks after work yesterday, dreadful mistake. Got too giddy and had 4 pints in quick succession on an empty stomach and I was fucking battered. Idiot. Even spilled my pint over a guy I know. Staggered home and apparently I just kept telling my mother "I dunno why I'm so pissed". Had to work this morning, as well.

This afternoon was a big improvement, albeit quite bittersweet. Girl I was seeing this summer got back from her 3 week holiday, and I went round hers for a few hours and shagged her a couple of times and ate frozen pizzas with her and her family, but she fucks off to Milan at 5am for a whole year for some erasmus bullshit. Oh well.

[igor_balis]

I didn't shag her with her family, to clarify.

[Shindig]

Heh. Cucked.

[Spoonsky]

It sounds like you and Hammer are in similar positions. So...

[mugbull]

You fucked while her family was there? Damn son thats hot

[Kikó]

Why didn't you warm up the pizza?

[igor_balis]

Why didn't you warm up the pizza?

:lol:

Now you mention it, they were definitely cooked less than I'd like. I prefer my supermarket pizzas cooked to the higher end of the suggested time, essentially almost overcooked but not quite. These were done so the cheese hasn't gone crispy at all. Kept it to myself though, obviously.

Just had a bacon and black pudding sandwich. Was fucking amazing.

Regarding my bird, we've both agreed to just go off and do what (who) we want for the next year or so, and just see where things are when she gets back next May. But she's told me essentially shag whoever I want, come and visit her in Milan at some point, but if I start actually getting serious with someone I have to tell her. In an ideal world I'll just have lots of casual, meaningless sex for the next year then me and the girl will live happily ever after, but, i dunno....I just have a feeling that it isn't going to end well

[Giggles]

:lol:

Now you mention it, they were definitely cooked less than I'd like. I prefer my supermarket pizzas cooked to the higher end of the suggested time, essentially almost overcooked but not quite. These were done so the cheese hasn't gone crispy at all. Kept it to myself though, obviously.

Just had a bacon and black pudding sandwich. Was fucking amazing.

Regarding my bird, we've both agreed to just go off and do what (who) we want for the next year or so, and just see where things are when she gets back next May. But she's told me essentially shag whoever I want, come and visit her in Milan at some point, but if I start actually getting serious with someone I have to tell her. In an ideal world I'll just have lots of casual, meaningless sex for the next year then me and the girl will live happily ever after, but, i dunno....I just have a feeling that it isn't going to end well

The feeling is that you know i means she's going to be taking it balls deep for the next year too. Balls deep in Milan for that matter.

[igor_balis]

i'm okay with that part. it's just been far more intense and relationshippy than we intended. she said in a not-so-cryptic way "you don't have to tell me in too much detail what you're getting up to, but...if you ever need to tell me....something serious...you have to". Basically, i'm just dreading how sad it'll be if I start getting serious with someone else back here, and having to tell her. And despite the fact we're agreed to be non-exclusive, I have a date with some tinder girl on Wednesday and I still can't but help feel guilty about it. Emotions ennit.

[Magic]

I feel fucking revolting. That's why I don't drink beer.

[Giggles]

i'm okay with that part. it's just been far more intense and relationshippy than we intended. she said in a not-so-cryptic way "you don't have to tell me in too much detail what you're getting up to, but...if you ever need to tell me....something serious...you have to". Basically, i'm just dreading how sad it'll be if I start getting serious with someone else back here, and having to tell her. And despite the fact we're agreed to be non-exclusive, I have a date with some tinder girl on Wednesday and I still can't but help feel guilty about it. Emotions ennit.

Ah fuck it. Like you say, just let the next year play out for you both in whatever way and then what happens happens.

[Giggles]

I'm having my first beer since the honeymoon. Yeast, sweet sweet yeast :drool:

[Kikó]

i'm okay with that part. it's just been far more intense and relationshippy than we intended. she said in a not-so-cryptic way "you don't have to tell me in too much detail what you're getting up to, but...if you ever need to tell me....something serious...you have to". Basically, i'm just dreading how sad it'll be if I start getting serious with someone else back here, and having to tell her. And despite the fact we're agreed to be non-exclusive, I have a date with some tinder girl on Wednesday and I still can't but help feel guilty about it. Emotions ennit.

Sounds like she was the one. What's that, 2 hours when she is out of the door and you're trying to bang again?

[Magic]

Smoked some weed for the first time in about 8 years today.

[Giggles]

Don't go too far down that road with everything that's coming down the line with the visiting rights, etc.

[Magic]

It was only a couple of tokes up at the cemetery with my mate (who is a proper stoner).

[Shindig]

You never know who's watching.

[Magic]

Creepy.

[SvN]

Smoking weed in the cemetery. The Sunday afternoon of activities of someone who really has their life together.

[Magic]

I've been thinking what is life together? Who should be the judge of that?

[mugbull]

I've been thinking what is life together? Who should be the judge of that?

Honestly you're right. You need to set (ambitious) goals for yourself, and be certain you meet them, but aside from that who gives a fuck how 'together' your life is. I personally have no clue why the cemetery is the place to smoke reefer for your mate but it's not my business

[Baz]

Smoking weed in the cemetery. The Sunday afternoon of activities of someone who really has their life together.
I personally have no clue why the cemetery is the place to smoke reefer for your mate but it's not my business



:lol:

[Magic]

We didn't go there to smoke weed ffs he just had a doob on him and we lit up for old times sake. Christ.

[Kikó]

My sister had her baby yesterday. Sounded like it was an awful delivery but she's through it. The baby boy is pretty cute as well and I can see the dough eyes from my misses saying "YOUR LIFE IS OVER NEXT".

My sister's fella seems a sort. Said how knackered he was because of the broken sleep (mate you haven't had to shit out a baby ffs) and refused to change the baby. Considering he's already got a couple of kids from another set of mothers (and he's about 23!) then this guy seems a keeper. I have no idea why my sisters pick such bellsniffs.

[Magic]

Is she burning the coal?

[Kikó]

He's a white gentleman with a ponytail.

[Magic]

Jesus Christ. Get her disowned.

[bruhnaldo]

I feel awful for your sister. Man's literally just had a rough night's sleep already on about not changing diapers on the FIRST DAY holy fuck.

[Kikó]

He'd just come back from football (playing 5 a side with his mates) when we were in the hospital. Imagine wanting to fuck off on the first day of your new baby's life to play fucking five a side. Jesus H.

[bruhnaldo]

I'm presuming you lot are uber-Catholic or else why in the world would she have this demon's offspring?

[Magic]

Jealous of her much more successful big brother so is found everything she legally can do destroy the family or at least make it as difficult as possible for them.

[Mazuuurk]

Your idea of women and their motivations really have been fucked by your Mrs, haven't they.

(not saying you're wrong though)

[Disco]

Magic has a fucked up view of everything.

[Magic]

It's true. Someone else's life? Cut to the bone honesty, the worst outcome possible is likely to be the truest. My own life? DENY EVERYTHING. ROSES.

[Mazuuurk]

Wife move back in yet?

[phonics]

If it helps make you fee better about your sister, my cousin had 3 sprogs from 3 different blokes and last I heard was rescued from the airport on her way to Morocco to marry one of the fathers so he could get a British passport. Not love, she just wanted the 3 grand he was offering.

[Magic]

My step-mum has 5 kids to 4 different dads. :harold:

[Pepe]

Maybe she loves him.

[Lewis]

My illiterate twenty year old cousin has three kids (twins and another) with his eighteen year old bird, who, as a result of being really fat and then having three kids with barely any breathing space between them, now has spinal problems due to losing what little core rigidity she might once have had. What a life.

[Kikó]

My sister is fucked up anyway. Jehovah family (I'm one of my dad's 4, 3 marriages) meant that her first proper relationship meant marriage before she could do the deed. Meant a 20 year old kid marrying another 20 year old kid and inevitably the marriage breaking down within a year or so. Her mum is a pretty powerful character (combination of a normal mum with super power Jehovah reasoning) and sister's probably rebelled towards some little twat who thinks he's the dogs.

My older sister was a similar tale of woes with men and her life (broken family, basically being bounced around the three marriages) making her get with some godawful men. The bloke who fathered her child has been to prison and is a proper rat. He's fucked off thankfully and she's with someone who's a decent bloke. I don't know how my dad manages to cope (maybe he shouldn't have married everything).

[Magic]

Nice to hear you're doing well for yourself bud. :thbup:

[igor_balis]

I have a date with some tinder girl on Wednesday

Smashed it :dance:

2017 has been a hell of a year

[Shindig]

Taking the first couple of days of my time away from work to properly clean the house. My kitchen is so fucked. I hate myself.

[Magic]

Lol so I ended up doing coke last night with someone out of Take That's brother. Heard some seriously interesting shit. Though I got in my hotel room at 5am and had an existential crisis until now. There's no way I'm stable enough to do that again. But it was nice to get wired for the first time in like 9 years.

[Shindig]

Next week, Magic takes heroin.

[Foe]

Get the van for the TTH intervention.

[Giggles]

Well this seems to be taking a turn downhill.

[Waffdon]

Lol so I ended up doing coke last night with someone out of Take That's brother. Heard some seriously interesting shit. Though I got in my hotel room at 5am and had an existential crisis until now. There's no way I'm stable enough to do that again. But it was nice to get wired for the first time in like 9 years.

:cool:

Drug Den at yours next week.

[Kikó]

Looking forward to a few bags with you when I'm up in a few weeks.

[Giggles]

He'll be on the angel dust by then.

[Magic]

We should have a Tayport meet. My mum lives there now

[Kikó]

I'm back for a weekend on the 14th October so it's possible.

[Magic]

He'll be on the angel dust by then.

I'd love to be on AngelDust. :wub:

[Giggles]

I'd love to be on AngelDust. :wub:

He was a bit of a legend in fairness.

[Waffdon]

Looking forward to a few bags with you when I'm up in a few weeks.

Livingston away :drool:

[Baz]

Which one of Take That?

[Magic]

I'm not telling because I don't want to incriminate anyone. Also when you have cunts like Faghow relinking to Reddit fuck giving away any info.

[Baz]

That was me.

Deffo Mark Owen.

I’ll let Reddit know.

[Giggles]

I'm not telling because I don't want to incriminate anyone. Also when you have cunts like Faghow relinking to Reddit fuck giving away any info.

Was that not Baz?


EDIT: Yep.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm not telling because I don't want to incriminate anyone. Also when you have cunts like Faghow relinking to Reddit fuck giving away any info.

I've never done it, dickhead.

[Shindig]

That was me.

Deffo Mark Owen.

I’ll let Reddit know.

Aye. I don't see Jason Orange having those kinds of connections.

[Waffdon]

It’s definitely Mark Owen.

[Magic]

That was me.

Deffo Mark Owen.

I’ll let Reddit know.

Bastard.