What shall your weekend bring?

[Magic]

Avoided all the Easter shite and spent the day painting, doing washing, watching that Football Italia doc and now watching British Superbikes.

Fucking lovely.

[Baz]

Meanwhile Waffdon what you playing at? https://twitter.com/10candan/status/980436341983989761?s=21

[Lewis]

'10 can dan' is a great name.

[Baz]

'10 can dan' is a great name.I'm sure John has a friend with a similar name. :sherlock:

[John]

Decent memory. He's just called Ten Cans though because he once turned up to a night out stone sober and claimed to have had ten cans before coming out.

That's not him.

[Magic]

Going to a gin festival. :drool:

[Giggles]

Is that lad Waffelz?

[Baz]

Is that lad Waffelz?
No, just a Scottish yoof.

[Giggles]

Supposed to be heading down to the sisters to head out but her fiance's dickhead mate, who was originally supposed to be away, is going to be about. Bag of cans and a VP4 marathon it is so :cool:

[Shindig]

Seeing the folks and that's about it. Went to see them on Tuesday but they weren't in. :moop:

[Kikó]

In Milan to watch Inter-Juve tonight. We got stung yesterday near the station buying a "large beer" for €20 each. Christ.

[Spikey M]

How large are we talking? Because if it’s anything less than a pitcher I’d be going full Milwall lads on tour on the gaff.

[Kikó]

A stein size i.e. 2 pinter

[Spikey M]

I’d probably only smash a couple of windows then.

[Kikó]

And they served up some Aldi pizza as part of the package for €15. Wounded.

[Adamski]

Napoli have got this :cool:

[Giggles]

Cities are good for gouging but that's up near Denmark levels.

[igor_balis]

Was 12 pubs this saturday. Possibly the best so far, though nobody got cunted and did anything stupid this year sadly. Everyone paced themselves and a few of us actually bemoaned how sober we were at pub 9. Managed to get my pal from Edinburgh to come down for it, as well as 3 mates from London and 1 from Sheffield. Probably about 50 people got involved over the day, and about 25 managed all 12. Here is a shit photo from pub 8 (7.50pm ish)

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31466935_195159667768990_8822482825988014080_o.jpg ?_nc_cat=0&oh=5a98d14cb75b1a3703a0beb4c2b1a891&oe=5B900D28

I'm gonna bully Boydy to come next year.

[igor_balis]

My personal highlight was my mate bringing a Kazakh girl he met on match.com as his plus one, and me telling him in private that I'd chatted briefly to the same girl on the same website :D I was actually worried she was a catfish because her responses were quite crap so I was a bit annoyed when she turned up and was fucking well hot. I don't think she recognised me.

[niko_cee]

That tramp on the left must have been a bit confused as to what was going on.

[Disco]

Ed Balls and Eddie Jordan look like they're enjoying themselves.

[Magic]

That tramp on the left must have been a bit confused as to what was going on.

Pretty sure Igor arranged it.

[igor_balis]

Pretty sure Igor arranged it.

go fuck yourself. and i didn't, i just semi-hijacked it and brought along a load of my own mates (with wholehearted approval from the actual arranger)

[phonics]

My personal highlight was my mate bringing a Kazakh girl he met on match.com as his plus one, and me telling him in private that I'd chatted briefly to the same girl on the same website :D I was actually worried she was a catfish because her responses were quite crap so I was a bit annoyed when she turned up and was fucking well hot. I don't think she recognised me.

pic or it didn't happen

[Shindig]

I used to work with a Kazakh girl. She was passable.

[igor_balis]

Bloke who organises 12 pubs uploaded the photos. Here are a couple of favourites:

Pub 2:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31901859_10157311134724409_1152971669824864256_o.j pg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHhHz4zod__kJRHnQCkE_xbBKnNUSOhhU3a rB8Kn-mFRYGIKkeh5u2RagSQMwD3dEMrWbJjIAYzQ0DkVFAqI0SOxTzD KWPvyZ50LmLQnG8ptw&oh=eb41dff0e9a3c00b0d382f2bfbc2163b&oe=5B9D861C

Pub 5:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/31543191_10157311135944409_1238792237454721024_o.j pg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHJBFeXwwlxW_WTcG4eTwlySm9k0x5I8Uu8 klg1KkBruuIAXaeVjSvO9RBaz9gttgYp5M9el-W4DGEOtxRWQZWQYVZ1ggzwQPHbkuPnpPQsPg&oh=7ab68b23658f150c7019b014dca68f4a&oe=5B92E7D5


I think we should organise a TTH 12 pubs. Anyone fancy it?

[Waffdon]

That would just be a gear fest.

[niko_cee]

The state of that guy on the extreme left and then right, not to mention Mr suit and hat.

[Kikó]

Tth 12 pubs 🤙

[Dquincy]

Did any of the fellas fuck any of the lasses? Or not that sort of party?

[Magic]

Couple of blacks and a tranny too.

[Dquincy]

The ginger?

[Mike]

Could do a TTH Ale Trail. You get the train from Manchester to Huddersfield. Every stop along the way has a pub on it.

[Boydy]

Nice of you to take your dad along.

[Spikey M]

Could do a TTH Ale Trail. You get the train from Manchester to Huddersfield. Every stop along the way has a pub on it.

Or we could do it somewhere nice.

[Dquincy]

Maldives would be nice this time of year.

[Giggles]

I'm with Quince.

[Kikó]

Or we could do it somewhere nice.

Proper pubs lad not your pikey all bar one.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

£5 a pint or higher. Kiko special.

[Giggles]

Wine bar. Wouldn't know a pint if he got one across the head.

[Magic]

Pints. :lol:

[Spikey M]

Proper pubs lad not your pikey all bar one.

Rugby shirt on. Collar up. OI OI.

[phonics]

Pints of white wine. Last one to get the tie round their head and do a Fat Sam in Marbella gets the round in.

[Giggles]

I'm gardening.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0caf7e776e6773d9a075f987ccaf7169/tenor.gif

[Raoul Duke]

Been out in various London parks all weekend. Had some friends over from NYC so hung out with them for a couple of days and then had a picnic in Regent's Park earlier today. Excellent stuff.

[Bam]

Been out in various London parks all weekend. Had some friends over from NYC so hung out with them for a couple of days and then had a picnic in Regent's Park earlier today. Excellent stuff.

Fuck that for a game of cards.

[Mike]

Yeah! Fuck hanging out with friends!

[Kikó]

I played football again today so it was the third in three days. Caught the sun on my face and burned the back of my legs.

Had a roast and pizza today as well which is all out win.

[Bam]

Yeah! Fuck hanging out with friends!

When they're from New York, yeah fuck that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shame you can't get Portuguese skin.

[Spikey M]

He’s meant to be Italian. Manchester has fucked him right up.

[Kikó]

Bams from Essex you mug

[Spikey M]

Fucking shit weekend this week.

Our Gaff is a 2/3 bed, so we have had the main bedroom as a lounge since we moved in and a separate dining room down the other end. With another baby on the way (should it give consent to being born) we’re now converting the lounge to our bedroom, the dining room to our lounge, our old room to our daughters room and her room to the new baby’s room.

Had to collapse the dining table and wardrobe’s to move them, the sofa has fucked the door way getting it through and I’ve just taken a plug socket off the wall.

Off down the pub for some lunch now. Fuck this.

[Baz]

I’ve just been for a walk on my dinner hour. :)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

dino make a thread for the Eurovision tonight please, mate.

[Magic]

Gardening. Burnt.

[Waffdon]

Some weather. BBQ and Grey Goose la la la

[Raoul Duke]

Went out to an art exhibition earlier (some Ralph Steadman stuff), had lunch at a Portuguese cafe (along with Pastel de nata :drool:) and am going out for beers/to a gig later

[Magic]

Just ordered a Chicken Bhuna hoagie. :drool:

[Spoonsky]

Red-eye flight last night. Now I'm in London till June 16, five minutes from Stamford Bridge. Hit me up TTHers.

[niko_cee]

I'd never heard that use of the term red-eye before (here it means the first flight in the morning). Here maybe extremely localised in that context.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Red-eye flight last night. Now I'm in London till June 16, five minutes from Stamford Bridge. Hit me up TTHers.

PM Bamster to set it up.

[mo]

Went to London Zoo today with wife+child, which was decent despite starting raining at 12:30 and having not stopped still. Am now in a hotel on my tod as I have a training course tomorrow at County Hall.

[Kikó]

Doing a ten mile run in Richmond Park tomorrow. Longest distance I've ever done so going to take it easy.

Last game of the football season today and we were involved in a 3-3 draw with the champions. I was rinsed by their winger loads.

[Spikey M]

Look at Keeks setting up the reasons why he can’t meet up with Spoons again.

[igor_balis]

Red-eye flight last night. Now I'm in London till June 16, five minutes from Stamford Bridge. Hit me up TTHers.

alright, mate

[Kikó]

Me and spoons will meet.

[Giggles]

The hit ups are flying in.

[Magic]

Long way to travel for a booty call.

[Kikó]

@mahow

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm not giving you more tee hee material. Fuck the group.

[Giggles]

Who's mahow?

[Kikó]

Boydy I think.

[Dquincy]

Out in London after the play off final (which was absolute dross). Ended up in tiger tiger and pleased to say I still have it. Cherpsed a 23 yr old lass.

I love chatting up women. :drool:

[Danny]

Been at Disney since Thursday. Staying in a log cabin (kitted out with modern amenities) and hitting the parks. Was hot as fuck yesterday but cooled off today. Fun but not worth the $$

[Dquincy]

Have you taken children with you? If so, what age. Someone I know took a 1 year old, which seems kinda pointless.

[Danny]

No kids :drool: I have seen a lot of those people and wonder what the point is. I told the missus the kids will be 10 before I entertain the idea.

I have never been despite living here 12 years (been to Euro Disney) and the missus is turning 30 so we figured why not. The rides are shit compared to Universal or Cedar Point but it’s been fun and now everyone can stop being shocked when I say I haven’t been to the one here.

The free buses around the place and the late bars in “downtown Disney” have been particularly enjoyable.

[Dquincy]

Any tasty ladies?

[Danny]

Lots. 90+ degree weather helps too :lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Was the wife also picking out ones you might like?

[Danny]

Nah, don’t pay her enough

[Baz]

Been at Disney since Thursday. Staying in a log cabin (kitted out with modern amenities) and hitting the parks. Was hot as fuck yesterday but cooled off today. Fun but not worth the $$My mates there. You should meet up with her.

[niko_cee]

Going to Disney as an adult, alone (or at least sans children), baffles me, and should probably see you on some sort of register somewhere. I've a friend who's parents live out there half the year and they have an annual pass type thing. Is that area really so bad that going in to Disneyland is the best option? I do vaguely recall Orlando being post-apocalypse level dreadful when I had to venture in to some OCP style police headquarters having 'lost' my passport at some all you can eat pizza shithole on International Drive. Fuck the sheriff and fuck the fucking counties.

I'm taking the kids (6,4,2) to the French one in the summer. Dear god have mercy on my soul.

[Spikey M]

I used to work with a girl who only Holidays at Disney. She got engaged there, married there, and when their marriage fell apart 6 months later I’d be surprised if she didn’t get divorced there. She had Disney tattoos, stationery and clothing/accessories. She’d also sit at her desk singing the songs and refer to herself as a Princess.

If I could kick anyone in the cunt, it’d be her.

[Shindig]

So she was autistic. Got it.

[Dquincy]

Going to Disney as an adult, alone (or at least sans children), baffles me, and should probably see you on some sort of register somewhere. I've a friend who's parents live out there half the year and they have an annual pass type thing. Is that area really so bad that going in to Disneyland is the best option? I do vaguely recall Orlando being post-apocalypse level dreadful when I had to venture in to some OCP style police headquarters having 'lost' my passport at some all you can eat pizza shithole on International Drive. Fuck the sheriff and fuck the fucking counties.

I'm taking the kids (6,4,2) to the French one in the summer. Dear god have mercy on my soul.

I'm sure International Drive is not as bad as what you're portraying. Although it has been some time since I've been there.

I did take an ex to Disneyland Paris when we were 20 yrs old. Really enjoyed it at the time, but probably wouldn't do it now until my son is old enough to appreciate it.

Also, I remember telling a work colleague that I went to Thorpe Park (I was 30 at the time). He claimed I was too old to be going. But he does like French cinema and art museums, so...

[Giggles]

So she was autistic. Got it.

Probably just a dickhead.

[Spikey M]

She’s probably neatly in the intersection.

[Spikey M]

I'm sure International Drive is not as bad as what you're portraying. Although it has been some time since I've been there.

I did take an ex to Disneyland Paris when we were 20 yrs old. Really enjoyed it at the time, but probably wouldn't do it now until my son is old enough to appreciate it.

Also, I remember telling a work colleague that I went to Thorpe Park (I was 30 at the time). He claimed I was too old to be going. But he does like French cinema and art museums, so...

...he’s a cunt.

I would take my little ones, but would wait until the youngest is at least 6-7 I think.

I’d prefer the cruise, but it’s probably not the same. You can’t fit enough people on board to stand miserably in line for hours.

[Dquincy]

:D

Never done a cruise, but people I know love them. Do them year after year. They're not cheap tho.

I like the idea of getting to see different places with a cruise. But not sure I like the idea of being on a boat for 2 weeks.

[Raoul Duke]

Cruises just sound unimaginably awful. Why be locked up on a boat with a bunch of idiots for however long it goes on for.

[Giggles]

You're in close proximity to idiots on every holiday.

[niko_cee]

Cruises are probably alright if you can get off and go and see stuff, to an extent.

The Disney cruise, though, just sounds unimaginably awful.

[Dquincy]

I love the whole Disney, Universal thing. I think they do it really well and as a child I remember thinking it was amazing. I'd like my children to enjoy the same experience.

But, just looked up a Disney cruise. Not for me thanks. Part of Disney is to go to the theme park.

Also think Giggles comment rings true. If you're in a on all inclusive resort, you'll probably spend 90% of your time in the resort...seeing the same people, like you would on a cruise.

[Raoul Duke]

I'd never go on an all-inclusive either. Much rather go out exploring and finding cool local places.

[Giggles]

I love the whole Disney, Universal thing. I think they do it really well and as a child I remember thinking it was amazing. I'd like my children to enjoy the same experience.

But, just looked up a Disney cruise. Not for me thanks. Part of Disney is to go to the theme park.

Also think Giggles comment rings true. If you're in a on all inclusive resort, you'll probably spend 90% of your time in the resort...seeing the same people, like you would on a cruise.

Any hotel/hostel/etc that you're in is full of cunts that think they're the only ones there.

[Spikey M]

If I could afford it I would only go on cruises. You spend less time on the boat than you would at a hotel because a there’s somewhere new to look around every day.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've been on one cruise, it was great.

Spikey is right about them.

[Pepe]

Cruises look like the worst possible way to spend a vacation. All-inclusive resorts follow right behind.

[Boydy]

It depends what you want. I like going exploring in a new city and all that but it can be a bit stressful at times. I can see the appeal of going to an all-inclusive resort or on a cruise and just relaxing for a week or two and not having to worry about anything. Especially if you have kids. Send them along to the kids' club or whatever and just relax/get drunk by the pool.

[Spikey M]

A cruise is half way between an All Inclusive and a City Break. All the food and drink you want on board but with new surroundings to explore every day. But yeah, it won’t be for everyone just as hopping between Eastern European shit holes won’t be. Personally I can’t think of anything worse than Bora Bora or any other ‘beautiful island’. There’s only so long I can look at a pretty beach for.

[Lewis]

I would like to do the Atlantic crossing to New York by boat at some point in my life. I'm not remotely arsed about New York (the old man went recently and said it was a toilet), but the boats interest me.

[Baz]

My mates in New York at the moment. He text me this before:


It’s just surreal as you’ve seen it on tv all your life.. was in Times Square yesterday with all the lights and yellow cabs and you just stand there looking around for 5 minutes. Asked a seller how much a pretzel was and he said $4 so paid him.. walked 20 yards down the road and there’s multiple signs on the others saying pretzels for $1.. got mugged off like the tourist I am. Was fuminggggg

Expensive tho.. $8 for a beer or a Guinness

#muglife

[Giggles]

My mates in New York at the moment. He text me this before:



#muglife

$8 is €6.70. God help him if he ever came here.

[Baz]

$8 is €6.70. God help him if he ever came here.He went to Dublin for a stag do (I couldn't go) and I'm sure he did his best to not buy drinks.

[Spikey M]

I don’t remember Dublin being that expensive. Was about 5€ a pint I think. A bit more than here, but it’s a Capital. There’s pubs in London taking deposits on glasses.

[Giggles]

I don’t remember Dublin being that expensive. Was about 5€ a pint I think. A bit more than here, but it’s a Capital. There’s pubs in London taking deposits on glasses.

I presumed all the tourists head for temple bar (about nine quid) instead of the real pubs. Though if you've found any pub in the city doing them for 5 then send me the name.

[Kikó]

My mates in New York at the moment. He text me this before:



#muglife

It's a surreal place to be. I remember when I was living there, outside work they were filming the scene in batman where Bain is running out of the stock exchange.

[Spikey M]

I presumed all the tourists head for temple bar (about nine quid) instead of the real pubs. Though if you've found any pub in the city doing them for 5 then send me the name.

We’re going back 3 or 4 years and I don’t remember the prices exactly, just that they weren’t shocking. We did go to Temple Bar and I remember being offended by the amount of Americans, Stew and Self-stereotyping bands, so we only stayed for one. After that we were around the ‘river’ and mostly drank in the hotel bar, which was here (https://www.arlington.ie).

We will go back, but would want to stay in another part of the city. The problem is I have no idea where’s good, where’s not and what to do other than drink and listen to a tuneless chancers.

[Giggles]

Dublin is very small so it wouldn't matter where you stayed. But go to Cork or Limerick instead.

[Dquincy]

What Giggsey said. Dublin is tiny for a capital. 3 day weekend was more than enough for me. Still, nice place.

[Pepe]

the old man went recently and said it was a toilet

He is right.

Nothing 'surreal' about a street full of billboards.

[Pepe]

Lewis, if you ever make it we'll meet up and lol at the Magics of the world while we eat a crap hot dog.

[Lewis]

That sounds a bit too similar to our Skype sessions to be worth re-creating in an actual meet.

[Pepe]

We'll do a Mahow and pay $500 to eat some shit hot dogs made by a celebrity chef instead then.

[Magic]

Noted.

[Waffdon]

My old man was in the casino tonight and heard me sniffing gear in the toilet. Great start to the weekend.

£180 up though so all good.

[John]

How fucking loud were you sniffing? :D

[Waffdon]

I seen him earlier in the night after work and he was on my phone and I got a text about dropping stuff off. He must have seen it and got curious.

[Kikó]

Bad mong you.

[Waffdon]

What’s the going rate in Glasgow, John? :^]

[John]

For what?

[Waffdon]

Cocaine. You get pills cheaper here than Frosty Jacks now :D

[John]

Proper, council, 50/50?

[Waffdon]

I’m £50 for 2/1. £100 normally for pure.

[John]

Pure. :D

How many sets of hands do you think that's been through since it left the jungle?

[leedsrevolution]

I’m £50 for 2/1. £100 normally for pure.

Holy fucking shit :happycry:. Don't get me siding with John FFS. Stop being a pathetic kid, kid.

[Waffdon]

Pure. :D

How many sets of hands do you think that's been through since it left the jungle?

Of course. It’s still belting.

[Baz]

Got some men in this weekend, switching out the standard polycarbonate conservatory roof and putting in a properly insulated [rubber] tiled one. Also having a radiator installed tomorrow and then plastered on Wednesday. Should be loads better after it. Expensive though!

Meanwhile the missus is out on the piss in Liverpool all day. :moop: I’m just gonna play God Of War in-between watching the football.

If it’s not raining on Monday I’ll go for a bike ride and have a few pints at the pub, at least.

[Spikey M]

How much is the new roof costing Baz? We could do with doing that.

[Baz]

How much is the new roof costing Baz? We could do with doing that.£3650.

Next doors was cheaper (just under £3k afaik) but it looks garb and they left the old roof in, which will just lead to damp problems in a few years, according to my extensive research. My blokes have taken them out (I’m hoping they dispose of them for me :cab: ) and are replacing them with plasterboard (i think) double-wrapped in insulation foil, then another plasterboard to plaster over and fit six spotlights, and some old recycled tyres-cum-roof tiles on the outside. Oh and new guttering. So price includes plasterer and electrician.

[Dquincy]

That is fairly cheap you nutbag. I had a quote at my old house for the same thing; 7k. It was a big conservatory but I decided to buy a new house instead.

[Spikey M]

Yeah, ours is narrow but long (it’s the kitchen) so expect it would be closer to Quince’s. It’s just so fucking hot in there when the sun’s out and it’s loud as fuck when it rains. Back of a long list of shit that needs doing though.

[Lewis]

I heard two blokes doing cocaine in the toilet of a barbecue place the other week. It was about half-seven. Why?

[Baz]

That is fairly cheap you nutbag. I had a quote at my old house for the same thing; 7k. It was a big conservatory but I decided to buy a new house instead.Yes it is very very small.

[Disco]

Hopefully the weekend brings, in this order:

Exeter
Real Madrid
Ricciardo
Exeter

[Raoul Duke]

I heard two blokes doing cocaine in the toilet of a barbecue place the other week. It was about half-seven. Why?

It's become cheap enough, easy to get hold of and still has some kind of cache (e.g. it's acceptable to be done in social circles of all types; from Waff's pikey bruvs to Tarquin's Eton chums).

[Giggles]

It's never acceptable unless you're a complete dickhead.

[Spikey M]

Which is the intersect of both those circles.

[Kikó]

Some of my mates can't do a night out without it. And this is things like having a few pints. Sad really.

[Disco]

Some of my mates can't do a night out without it. And this is things like having a few pints. Sad really.

It's not something I've ever particularly enjoyed but I do like the irony of this.

[John]

Some of my mates can't do a night out without it. And this is things like having a few pints. Sad really.

No sadder than not being able to do a night out without drink. I'd say a little less sad, actually, because when you start drinking on every night out you're in full ownership of your faculties, by the time the gear comes out you're about four pints deep and already in a somewhat altered state.

[Giggles]

I forgot the new train of thought was drink is as bad as drugs :rolleyes: It's like being on twitter.

[Spikey M]

Is being an alcoholic any better than being a coke addict? If so, how?

[igor_balis]

Some of my mates can't do a night out without it. And this is things like having a few pints. Sad really.

It's a slippery slope and this is the natural end result of being too careless and refusing to moderate ya bullshit.

I loved MD at uni, a couple of older wiser friends told me to ration it because there's a finite number of times you can do it before it "loses the magic". I was like yeah sound WHATEVER MATE and just did it virtually every other weekend, cus it was fun. Now there's practically no point in doing it because it doesn't really do anything anymore. If I'd been smart about it I probably could have done it three or four times a year indefinitely.

Coke is a bit scarier because it's quite moreish, and cus it hasn't got the same horrible come downs it's far easier to be tempted into having a CHEEKY LINE on a really low-key night at the pub, barbeque, whatever the fuck it is that Waff does at the weekend etc. It can be easy to fall into the trap of seeing it as a enhancer of all drinking occasions, and I also know a few people who have a shit time and seem super disappointed if they go on a night out and it doesn't materialise. I think it can be a fun thing if limited to special occasions, and it's sufficiently prohibitively expensive for that to be quite easy for me. If i won the lottery i'd be dead within a fortnight though.

[Baz]

Beer is delicious though. Is cocaine?

[Giggles]

Is being an alcoholic any better than being a coke addict? If so, how?

I never mentioned addiction of either. But anyway, one is illegal and one isn't.

[Spikey M]

I never mentioned addiction of either. But anyway, one is illegal and one isn't.

Granted on both counts, but the question remains.

[igor_balis]

Anyway alcohol isn't a drug, it's a drink.

I think it's difficult to gauge them against each other, and it's all contextual. What's worse, having the odd pint or having the odd line? Not sure. What's worse, having a "bit of a coke problem" or a "bit of a booze problem"? Fuck knows. Being a full on addict of either would also be equally fucking shit.

The one obvious advantage being a heavy boozer over being a heavy coke user is the variables of not necessarily knowing what nasty shit your gear is being mixed with, and I can vouch for that after thinking I was going to have a heart attack after a heavy night on gear which turned out to be probably as much speed as it was good old fashioned Colombian shit.

[Boydy]

You're also funding fucking horrible drug wars/cartels by buying coke, you're not with alcohol.

[Spikey M]

Methadone isn’t a drug, it’s a drink.

[Baz]

What's worse, having the odd pint or having the odd line? Not sure. What's worse, having a "bit of a coke problem" or a "bit of a booze problem"? Fuck knows. :cab:

The drug ones are far worse.

[Pepe]

Having the odd pint = having the odd line

Yeah I don't think so.

'Nights out' are all shit anyway.

[mugbull]

Ya that’s cuz u suck lolz

[Kikó]

You wouldn't be funding gangs if we could become adults about drugs and regulate it. Great bit of dough for the government and by definition you reduce crime.

I don't really care too much if people want to do it but I don't get the buzz of doing it when you're having a beer with no plans to stay out for the duration.

[Pepe]

Ya that’s cuz u suck lolz

Probably true. :(

[Lewis]

We'll get a right MELTDOWN when some middle class London whitey gets stabbed in a drug argument.

'Rich/Will/Sam, who hoped to become a journalist...'

[Boydy]

You wouldn't be funding gangs if we could become adults about drugs and regulate it. Great bit of dough for the government and by definition you reduce crime.


You wouldn't but we don't. We should should but we don't.

I don't have any problem with drugs, coke just seems to attract arseholes.

[Kikó]

It's so commonplace that it's probably just because most people are arseholes.

[Boydy]

Maybe but pretty much anyone I've known who likes it regularly has been a bit of a prick.

[Disco]

It is the wankers drug of choice.

[Waffdon]

It’s the most common drug by far. Everyone’s on it. From police to nurses.

[Kikó]

You're sounding a bit Morrissey.

[Spikey M]

Weed is by far the most common.

[igor_balis]

The whole "coke is for/turns people into wankers" thing definitely has roots in reality, but it's massively overstated. Most blokes I know who dabble are pretty sound on it, but it might be that all my friends are neurotic introspective nerds, so have sufficiently crippling self-awareness that they make a massive effort to not be annoying gobshites.

I actually go into my shell a bit more and talk LESS bollocks when i've had a few lines.

[igor_balis]

It is the wankers drug of choice.

From my own experiences (albeit shaped by the kind of circles I move in, daddio), crusty posh cunts on acid are far more tedious than people on coke. But then posh crusties are the worst people in the world.

One of my best friends has a little gang of friends that are all public-school educated, do that thing of referring to each other by their surnames, listen to nothing but shit 60s psychedelic music and spend every summer going to one of the gang's holiday home in the south of france to do acid and "jam". Honestly I hate those cunts more than anyone I've met on coke, including a bloke who tried to punch me "for a laugh".

They play sitars and one of them dresses like a cartoon pirate fuck I hate them so much.

[Magic]

The whole "coke is for/turns people into wankers" thing definitely has roots in reality, but it's massively overstated. Most blokes I know who dabble are pretty sound on it, but it might be that all my friends are neurotic introspective nerds, so have sufficiently crippling self-awareness that they make a massive effort to not be annoying gobshites.

I actually go into my shell a bit more and talk LESS bollocks when i've had a few lines.

It doesn't turn people in to wankers they are already massive ones in the first place.

[Lewis]

From my own experiences (albeit shaped by the kind of circles I move in, daddio), crusty posh cunts on acid are far more tedious than people on coke. But then posh crusties are the worst people in the world.

One of my best friends has a little gang of friends that are all public-school educated, do that thing of referring to each other by their surnames, listen to nothing but shit 60s psychedelic music and spend every summer going to one of the gang's holiday home in the south of france to do acid and "jam". Honestly I hate those cunts more than anyone I've met on coke, including a bloke who tried to punch me "for a laugh".

They play sitars and one of them dresses like a cartoon pirate fuck I hate them so much.

I genuinely can't comprehend feeling this level of envy.

[igor_balis]

It doesn't turn people in to wankers they are already massive ones in the first place.

Aye I agree, there's definitely a certain kind of twat that fits the coke cliche, but yeah they're nobs already. People like Dapper Laughs, all bantz lads jagerbombs etc. I think both the biggest strength and weakness of coke is that it isn't a standalone event of a drug - doing mdma or something like that sorta dominates your evening whereas coke just enhances what you're already doing. It sorta contradicts what I said earlier in the thread, but if you put it on a pedestal and expect it to really MAKE a night you're gonna be disappointed. Whereas if you're already having a decent night and someone unexpectedly offers you a line it's a great bonus.

Best coke is someone else's coke, ennit.

[igor_balis]

I genuinely can't comprehend feeling this level of envy.

Haha, nah I genuinely don't get it. Squandering the advantages you've had in life to just spaz around is something I can definitely identify with, but it's a whole subculture that I just can't see the appeal of.

Have you ever experimented with naughty chemicals, Lew, out of interest?

[Lewis]

The opportunity hasn't really come up.

[igor_balis]

The opportunity hasn't really come up.

Come to the TTH meet at Leeds vs WBA next season, you, me, MJ, Hammer and Leedsrev. I bet you can't think of anything better.

[Magic]

Come to the TTH meet at Leeds vs WBA next season, you, me, MJ, Hammer and Leedsrev. I bet you can't think of anything better.

That is such a toxic, lethal combination.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a meet that would be.

[John]

one of them dresses like a cartoon pirate fuck I hate them so much.

Should get his autograph. Russell Brand memorabilia will be worth a few quid when he inevitably relapses and dies in the bath.

[Mike]

Off on a bank holiday bike ride with a rare appearance from Baz today. Along with regular bike riders The Reid and my Dad.

There’s a plan to leave one of our final TTH business cards in the pub. :cool2:

[Kikó]

The weather has been ridiculous in Scotland all weekend. Best couple of bank holidays in living memory.

[Shindig]

Overtime done. Step out into an overcast, muggy haze. :moop: Yesterday was bang on.

[Mike]

Bike ride was boiling!
Had three pints sat in the sun though.

[Foe]

Absolutely roasting the last few days. Left the office at 4 so I could mooch along to a park in the city and babe watch like a pervert.

Bar the hottie with her husband, it's been a bust.

[igor_balis]

Went to a pretty crap house party on Saturday. It started at FOUR, so it attracted a lot of bed wetters who wanted to drink 2 kopperbergs then go home. so me and my lil entourage of wannabe wreckheadz were pretty much the last men standing by about 1am.

Somewhat amusingly I took home a girl I'd not spoken to or seen since I took her home from the same house party a year previously, but I wasn't really feeling it. We booked the taxi after making out as our American cousins would describe it, but almost as soon as it arrived I found the prospect of staying up late chatting bollocks with THE LADS appealed far more than shagging this girl. Oh well.

[Shindig]

Classic bike festival on Sunday. I fancy popping down just to gawp at it.

[Baz]

Out for tea at one of those all you can eat meat places tonight with the “traffic light” cards (green for FEED ME MORE, red for whoa now) which always start off amazing and then by two pieces of meat in, I’ve had enough and wanna sleep. Can’t wait for the first fifteen minutes though. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Brazilian BBQ? Those are amazing.

I'm also not sure if they're always as liberal with meats or if they saw my size and assumed I could put away a lot. Whatever it was, I appreciated it.

[Baz]

Yep. You know it’s good when this is the logo:

http://brunosrodizio.co.uk/media/1057/logo.png

[Pepe]

Took the Fiat to the track today. Second session was under the rain. Beasted everyone on the wet. :drool:

[Mellberg]

The best thing about Rodizio is the salad bar. And I don't say that as a limp wristed vegan. It's just that it's magnificent :drool:

[Giggles]

Hurling is the gift that keeps on giving, and fucking taking.

[igor_balis]

Went to Sheffield for my mate's 33rd (old cunt) birthday. Us two plus another 3 pals had a few beers in his garden, few in this proper good aley old man type pub then went to corporation. Had no idea it was a "rock night", just knew it was a famous (infamous?) big studenty club, so it was greb central :wub:

Wasted a fair amount of time hanging out with this little group of 20 year old girls cus one of them kept giggling and making sure to reiterate she had a boyfriend whilst increasingly flirting with me, and it took me until p much closing time to realise she wasn't going to shag me. They were all fairly sound though.

Once it closed I did my usual trick of bringing randos back to my mate's house for an "afterparty", including this proper gothy girl with the most magnificent tits i'd ever seen. Me, one of my mates and these grebby randos stayed up until about 1pm, and despite huge tit girl's boyfriend being there she had been increasingly flirty and talking about "trying new things in relationships". Had our other friend not woken up at 1 and told us we had to leave immediately I'd have probably been given several more lines and had an incredibly awkward threesome with big tits and her obviously not into it boyfriend. I'm not sure which would have been better.

[igor_balis]

Either way I don't actually feel that awful.

[Magic]

I'd love to hear the other people involved in these stories perceptions.

[Waffdon]

Went to Sheffield for my mate's 33rd (old cunt) birthday. Us two plus another 3 pals had a few beers in his garden, few in this proper good aley old man type pub then went to corporation. Had no idea it was a "rock night", just knew it was a famous (infamous?) big studenty club, so it was greb central :wub:

Wasted a fair amount of time hanging out with this little group of 20 year old girls cus one of them kept giggling and making sure to reiterate she had a boyfriend whilst increasingly flirting with me, and it took me until p much closing time to realise she wasn't going to shag me. They were all fairly sound though.

Once it closed I did my usual trick of bringing randos back to my mate's house for an "afterparty", including this proper gothy girl with the most magnificent tits i'd ever seen. Me, one of my mates and these grebby randos stayed up until about 1pm, and despite huge tit girl's boyfriend being there she had been increasingly flirty and talking about "trying new things in relationships". Had our other friend not woken up at 1 and told us we had to leave immediately I'd have probably been given several more lines and had an incredibly awkward threesome with big tits and her obviously not into it boyfriend. I'm not sure which would have been better.

Ma nig’ x

[Shindig]

At what point in this story do Hammer and Igor fuck?

[-james-]

Went to Sheffield for my mate's 33rd (old cunt) birthday. Us two plus another 3 pals had a few beers in his garden, few in this proper good aley old man type pub then went to corporation. Had no idea it was a "rock night", just knew it was a famous (infamous?) big studenty club, so it was greb central :wub:

Wasted a fair amount of time hanging out with this little group of 20 year old girls cus one of them kept giggling and making sure to reiterate she had a boyfriend whilst increasingly flirting with me, and it took me until p much closing time to realise she wasn't going to shag me. They were all fairly sound though.

Once it closed I did my usual trick of bringing randos back to my mate's house for an "afterparty", including this proper gothy girl with the most magnificent tits i'd ever seen. Me, one of my mates and these grebby randos stayed up until about 1pm, and despite huge tit girl's boyfriend being there she had been increasingly flirty and talking about "trying new things in relationships". Had our other friend not woken up at 1 and told us we had to leave immediately I'd have probably been given several more lines and had an incredibly awkward threesome with big tits and her obviously not into it boyfriend. I'm not sure which would have been better.

Or, how I didn't get laid.

[Mazuuurk]

Igor, girls with boyfriends who are flirtatious anyway absolutely love when you give them the time of day you should know that. So they'll push it as much as they can to get a bit of attention. Just stay clear from the off.

[Foe]

Been down in Glasgow this weekend and its not as bad as I previously thought. There's definitely a fair few roasters, but it's definitely not the complete shit hole I'd previously labelled it.

[Waffdon]

Glasgow folk are the best in the world if you don’t mention football. Even then, all fun and games.

[Giggles]

This one surely caused GS to call an emergency meeting of his brigade.


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[phonics]

I just got invited to a networking/drinks event at the opening of a high tech car wash :cab:

https://i.imgur.com/k6hUpUx.png

[Lewis]

Wear your new trainers.

[SincereTheRebel]

Wear your new trainers.

Swatch to match.

[Disco]

They obviously needed a tramp to do the windscreens, make sure you bring a squeegee.

[Lewis]

Swatch to match.

And one of those caps with a propeller on the top.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

And a colourful bow tie.

[Dark Soldier]

:drool:

https://i.imgur.com/hJo9mYw.jpg

[John]

What's the bright red stuff? That looks quality. Might have to get a mixed kebab myself tonight now.

[Dark Soldier]

What's the bright red stuff? That looks quality. Might have to get a mixed kebab myself tonight now.

Its red donner meat, its a Northern speciality (well, mainly Bury). It adds different spices into the mix.

The old wive'stale is it hides condemned meat but all the local places that do it would've been shut down years back if so.

The lamb tikka is incredible. £7 the lot.

[Giggles]

No idea what it is but I want it.

[John]

My place does a similar thing, though presumably bigger because it comes in a twelve inch pizza box, for eight quid. If I get one for tea tonight I'll put a picture up.

[Pepe]

The shit that passes as food over there. :harold:

[Giggles]

It's worth trying, never looks too picturesque but tastes amazing.

I was going to insult Mexican food in retort but I can't because it's the business.

[Spikey M]

My place does a similar thing, though presumably bigger because it comes in a twelve inch pizza box, for eight quid. If I get one for tea tonight I'll put a picture up.

If?

There’s a place selling a fucking farm yard of meat for £8 and your contemplating not getting it? Fuck sake, John. Get it down you.

[Pepe]

Is it just different meats mixed together with some sort of mayo based sauce on top?

They do sell stuff like that over here. I've tried a few times an it is ok, although it looks a bit more... refined I guess.

[Spikey M]

The shit that passes as food over there. :harold:

Nobody would pretend it isn’t shit. But it’s shit in the same way those ‘All You Can Eat’ feasts are over there. You know it’s the lowest quality produce. You know it’ll leave your skin as greasy as Mahows beards. You know the sauce and spices are there to hide the truth from you. But FOR FUCK SAKE IT TASTES GOOD.

[Spikey M]

Is it just different meats mixed together with some sort of mayo based sauce on top?

They do sell stuff like that over here. I've tried a few times an it is ok, although it looks a bit more... refined I guess.

It’s not cooked together, you can buy it all separately. It’s like a bargain basement mixed grill, I guess.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nobody would pretend it isn’t shit. But it’s shit in the same way those ‘All You Can Eat’ feasts are over there. You know it’s the lowest quality produce. You know it’ll leave your skin as greasy as Mahows beards. You know the sauce and spices are there to hide the truth from you. But FOR FUCK SAKE IT TASTES GOOD.

I'm fucking triggered now you absolute shit house.

[Dark Soldier]

Pepe you're a fucking disgrace

[Shindig]

"Have a coffee whilst our technicians take 20 minutes to do a three minute job." In relation to the poncy car wash.

[mugbull]

You fuckers lolled at the L&L picture i posted but then suck each others dicks off over what looks to be roadkill

[Magic]

You fuckers lolled at the L&L picture i posted but then suck each others dicks off over what looks to be roadkill

Agreed. Not one if them liked my balti hoagie yet cream over that abortion?

[Dark Soldier]

Because they know it ain't about how it looks. Pimp that shit up all you want, gimme some filthy donner and lamb tikka in a naan and I'll bitchslap you for even presenting your atrocities.

Plus hoagies are for cuckolds.

[John]

The sauce is the one thing I disagree with on DS' meal. You want one of the yoghurt based spicy pakora sauces for that at a minimum, but preferably the spiciest available kebab sauce.

I can't remember what F&F stood for but I remember the picture as being some nonsense in a styrofoam tub.

[Dark Soldier]

I can't handle much spice/heat so I go for mayo. Love garlic mayo but the stuff from there is piss weak.

I fucking love mayo. Reminds me of the tranny banging days.

[Queenslander]

Back on the Cigars this weekend after having a little break.

Any of you blokes dabble?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Cigars :sick:

The smell is fucking vile.

The worst thing about Vegas is that so many dickheads were smoking them around the place.

[Queenslander]

Well there are levels to cigars just like booze. I smoke in the privacy of my own home, sometimes having one with my brother.

You are right though Bris Vegas has fuck heads smoking stale bottle shop sticks(lol) in public not at all realising what utter cunts they are to everyone else.

[Dark Soldier]

I love the smell of cigars. Hate smoking them.

[John]

If?

There’s a place selling a fucking farm yard of meat for £8 and your contemplating not getting it? Fuck sake, John. Get it down you.

https://image.ibb.co/h3k1OT/DSC_0247.jpg

The six quid, ten inch box version. Absolutely filthy.

[Magic]

Cigars are great.

[Giggles]

John :drool:

[Spikey M]

https://image.ibb.co/h3k1OT/DSC_0247.jpg

The six quid, ten inch box version. Absolutely filthy.

I can feel my arteries tightening just looking at it :drool:

Fucking have some of that Pepe.

[Spikey M]

Cigars are great.

When we went to Cuba we went to a factory that makes Rum and Cigars. Some fat Canadian Mahow asked if the cigars were still rolled on the thighs of a virgin, the geezer said that ‘there are no virgins left in Cuba. Communism ruined them as it ruined everything else.’

This was interesting for 2 reasons. Firstly, he had a picture of his teenage daughter he showed off when we got on the coach, so this now seemed like an admission of noncing her. Secondly, I assume he was disappeared that very evening.

[Giggles]

I'm off down the country for a match at 2 tomorrow then back to Dublin for a piss up for a lad that left work a month ago, and back in to Croke Park in Sunday. Dying a death presumably.

[Magic]

Rum and cigars. :drool:

[Lewis]

There was an old documentary about cigars on BBC4 a few weeks ago, and, with the exception of Lew Grade, all of the famous smokers they interviewed were clearly only doing it because they thought that's what rich people and jazz aficionados were meant to.

[Pepe]

That looks very dry.

[John]

It isn't particularly, but it comes with two sauces on the side anyway.

[igor_balis]

i am going out in shoreditch tomorrow for the first time i feel like i will either have lots of fun or a really really shit time

[Spikey M]

You’ll be surrounded by you’s. Take that whichever way you feel appropriate.

[John]

If you've grown that orange beard back they'll welcome you as one of their own. You'll be getting your feet out in coffee shops by month's end.

[Boydy]

Pretty sure everyone in Shoreditch is clean shaven now.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Taches must be due a comeback at some point.

[igor_balis]

You’ll be surrounded by you’s. Take that whichever way you feel appropriate.

It's going to be appalling.

[Boydy]

Taches must be due a comeback at some point.

I almost finished that post with or maybe moustaches. Have definitely seen some hipster sporting them.

[Giggles]

I never heard of Shoreditch before but TTH has offered a great service to me by making sure I never ever go there.

[Queenslander]

Taches must be due a comeback at some point.

I would happily wear one ironically but unfortunetly I look like the local nonce.

[Shindig]

I can pull a mustache off better than a full beard, to be fair. Made worse by the fact grey's sneaked into my stubble.

[Queenslander]

Embrace the grey.

[Shindig]

I'm fine with it on my head. It looks distinguished. In my beard it just looks scruffy.

[Queenslander]

Yeah that is fair.