What shall your weekend bring?

[Pepe]

Round trip mate, round trip.

[Spoonsky]

Going backpacking for a night with my friends, first time in years although they do it often. Hope I don't get eaten by a bear.

[Kikó]

It's pretty amazing today in Scotland. Day of sunbathing.

http://i.imgur.com/G50XzbD.jpg

[igor_balis]

Out on the piss in Brighton this weekend with a few groups of mates. Was chatting to this fit girl for ages who was deffo interested, was building to some sorta sexy fun until illicit chemicals were introduced to the mix and I ended up just sat in a doorway for a couple of hours listening to her life story gurning my tits off chewing my mouth, occasionally dropping in a 'oh, right, okay' and suchlike. Drugs are stupid.

[Raoul Duke]

I've spent the day in the park having a picnic, before retiring to a pub. Heck yes.

[Waffdon]

Such a good fat today. Went in bed at 7pm and cannot move.

[Magic]

Why haven't we done a ASt2nd/Waff/Kiko meet today? Or yesterday?

[Baz]

The day I inevitably meet igor, he better not be on drugs. :nono:

[Waffdon]

Why haven't we done a ASt2nd/Waff/Kiko meet today? Or yesterday?

Facetime on Facebook

[Magic]

It looks like I've asked for an ass to mouth session with Waff and Kiko.

[Mike]

Back out tomorrow with a lad who now lives and owns his own home in Fuerteventura. Not seen him in years, the plans is to get myself in invite over for a week, only having to pay for flights.

[Waffdon]

It looks like I've asked for an ass to mouth session with Waff and Kiko.

Pam is a beaut, aye?

[Magic]

No. Is that your Chuntnoustie freaks?

[Waffdon]

She's a moni lass mate. I would...with no regrets

[Magic]

Why haven't you?

[Waffdon]

Her husband is a genetic freak and it's my maws best mate :D

[Magic]

I bet he's savaged your mum.

[Waffdon]

I'd be embarrassed for her if she ever considered a mong like me

[Manc]

Drank the entire weekend away. Slippy slope.

[Baz]

Stag do in Newcastle this weekend. Drinking tonight (including an 8 pint keg on the trains like proper lads) then some bubble football tomorrow followed by more drinking. Add watching rugby and football into the equation and it sounds like a good way to spend three days!

Never been Newcastle before. How's it?

[Shindig]

Mint.

[wullie]

Bubble football looks like one of those things where you're so unlikely to get hurt that I'd break both my legs.

[niko_cee]

I always think the opposite, if I'm thinking about the same thing. Just looks like a recipe for legs snapping at the knee.

[bruhnaldo]

Orlando City match tomorrow night :drool: Love Saturday matches as I can get pissed all day and not worry about work Sunday.

[SvN]

I got kicked in the face playing bubble football and split my lip.

[Pepe]

Mother and sister visiting so I'll spend the entire weekend seething.

[Kikó]

My stag do tomorrow...

[SincereTheRebel]

Mother and sister visiting so I'll spend the entire weekend seething.

No idea why you would seethe. Mexican women :drool:

[Shindig]

My stag do tomorrow...

Well, try to remember getting home.

[Lee]

Two days full of knock out matches. What a weekend it's going to be.

[Spoonsky]

Flying out tomorrow to an annual family get-together and there's not even a layover for me to catch some of the football. :moop:

[bruhnaldo]

in-air WiFi an option?

[Magic]

Mother and sister visiting so I'll spend the entire weekend seething.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155248196474815&id=100704744814

[Lewis]

Except for performers and BBC crew, do any non-white people go to Glastonbury?

[Pepe]

They can't afford it.

Does music festivals look grim.

[Shindig]

A predominantly white crowd saying, "What's up, nigga!" to Kanye West is something I can never remove from my memories.

[Magic]

Prince enabled that. :cool:

[Shindig]

It never sounds right and I don't think it ever will.

[Foe]

Two days full of knock out matches. What a weekend it's going to be.

3 days, 3 games cumulating in Spain v Italy in stade de France :drool:

[Mike]

Newcastle was sensational.

Figures.

[Baz]

Bubble football looks like one of those things where you're so unlikely to get hurt that I'd break both my legs.I have whiplash.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D331wAfpSck

Gold star if you can spot me. :baz:

[Mike]

Posted this in the jobs thread, but its better here..
I'm away to PGL tomorrow until Monday with Y6 at work. Normally it's a sunny weekend, I rock shorts and tshirts in the day and jeans and a hoodie at night. This year however the weather is down to be sunny and nice one minute and rain and cold the next. As a result my bag is heavy and I've enough clothes to last a month. None of them waterproof. As long as I get a go at as many of the activities as possible I'll be happy, we're doing Aeroball this year, which is something I haven't done before.
Treated myself to nice beer and crisps though, so if it stays dry it should be a good weekend.

[Magic]

Absolute double ended dildo on Friday, lads. Going out for tea with the in-family, then going to see Sarah Millicant altogether straight after it.

With the off-da-chayne banter setting me up for a night of hilarity it should be a barnstormer.

Kill me now. Did I mention I have a 3 hour drive back from Inverness just before as well?

[Boydy]

I quite like her.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

She's gotten better, before she was unbearable but now she's got some value.

She's one of the few women who have actually improved now that there's a quota on panel shows.

[Magic]

I bet you can relate to her self deprecating snatch jokes.

EDIT: Out the way, Mah...actually, works for both.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I haven't watched a panel show for years, but is there really a quota? Christ.

[Magic]

The only one that's slightly funny is that lanky Canadian one (and even she's a bit annoying now) and the buck toothed, gawky alcoholic lesbian one.

[GS]

I watch HIGNFY infrequently, but it's difficult to be interested in much else.

[Waffdon]

I had a selfie with an "Oor Wullie" and was drinking jugs of Blue Lagoon. Dece weekend

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I haven't watched a panel show for years, but is there really a quota? Christ.
It's been a couple of years now.

I'm hoping now that QI will have Sandi Toksvig hosting (Jesus fucking Christ) they can cut down on Sue fucking Perkins and Roni Ancona.

[Shindig]

Did Fry quit of his own volition or was it some twitter bollocks that forced him out? And at least Roni Ancona qualifies as interesting. I was actually thinking the other day about panelists on shows that vanish as soon as their role is done. Rory McGrath, Lee Hurst, Sean Hughes, etc...

[Magic]

Didn't he retire after it came out on Twitter he's actually a massive racist homophobe?

[wullie]

Who's the buck toothed gawky alcoholic lesbian one?

The only lesbian comedian I can think of is the little round Scottish woman always wearing suits.

[Boydy]

No, she's the Scottish Tory leader. It's not a joke.

[Magic]

Who's the buck toothed gawky alcoholic lesbian one?

The only lesbian comedian I can think of is the little round Scottish woman always wearing suits.

Zoe Lyons.

[Kikó]

No, she's the Scottish Tory leader. It's not a joke.

:D Very very good.

[Reg]

I'm on holiday and went and played footgolf for the first time. It was good fun, but I won't really be in a rush to do it again. Much more likely to just have a 3 on 3, or headers and volleys, or hit the crossbar - for free and nearby.

[John]

Who's the buck toothed gawky alcoholic lesbian one?

The only lesbian comedian I can think of is the little round Scottish woman always wearing suits.

Susan Calman. She's abysmal.

The 'quota' for panel shows is just a BBC thing isn't it? Channel Four did a thing based around famous quotes a couple of years ago with Richard Ayoade on it and I think in the whole series there were about three women on it.

[Magic]

So maybe I should approach things with an open mind more, went to see Sarah Millican and thought she was absolutely tremendous, really intelligent and obviously well written. It must have taken her at least a year to write such an inspired show. Still laughing at some of the jokes now. :D

You guys should definitely go and see her.

[Spoonsky]

Mert where in Paris should I watch the euro final?

[Kikó]

I'm in Paris tomorrow as well.

[Magic]

So maybe I should approach things with an open mind more, went to see Sarah Millican and thought she was absolutely tremendous, really intelligent and obviously well written. It must have taken her at least a year to write such an inspired show. Still laughing at some of the jokes now. :D

You guys should definitely go and see her.

This was a lie, by the way. It was absolutely fucking dire. Fannies! Fingering! Periods! HAHAHA! Shit! Shit! Poo! Fucking hilarious m8.

Her support act was far funnier. A homosexual man that I went to school with (and we used to bully him for being gay) sat two rows in front of me with his boyfriend, and she went on a massive boring diatribe about getting one up on someone who bullied her at school. I felt a bit shit but then remembered I was an alpha and everything was ok again. The funniest bit was a middle aged bloke collapsing on the way out.

[Magic]

Jesus what a meet that would be. The I'm always right because I'm at University one, the I'm better than you look at my watch it cost money! one, and the Europe is so cool man look at all this culture better than my shit mid-West cardboard militant Mormon town.

[Kikó]

I don't have an expensive watch. This Cartier watch was no more than £3k second hand.

[Magic]

It actually sounds like a pretty good meet, make it happen lads. Jealous. :(

[Pepe]

Jesus what a meet that would be. The I'm always right because I'm at University one, the I'm better than you look at my watch it cost money! one, and the Europe is so cool man look at all this culture better than my shit mid-West cardboard militant Mormon town.

:D

[Shindig]

I shouldn't complain about going in voluntarily for overtime tomorrow but... I'm gonna. Get home in time for Wimbledon and the Grand Prix, I guess.

[Lewis]

I went to Lincoln this afternoon, and they let us in the cathedral for free because it was nearly closing.

[Giggles]

How long has that loudmouth Canadian wench been doing Sunday Brunch? Ruined.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's always been ruined, fuck Lovejoy.

[Boydy]

Aye, it's fucking terrible because that cunt's on it.

Saturday Kitchen, on the other hand, is great. Elizabeth Allen was on yesterday. I'm in love.

[Giggles]

Aye, it's fucking terrible because that cunt's on it.

Saturday Kitchen, on the other hand, is great. Elizabeth Allen was on yesterday. I'm in love.

Saturday Kitchen used to be essential watching but it's all down to who's presenting which dictates it getting turned off after 10 seconds now. Only caught one bit yesterday though and there was some uppity odious bitch cooking steak that made me switch off anyway.

[Boydy]

:D

That's who I was on about. Elizabeth Allen.

[Giggles]

:D

That's who I was on about. Elizabeth Allen.

She seemed a horrible person. Though in fairness, most top chefs (I'm not sure how top she is, I think she's only a masterchef winner) do come across as cocky cunts.

[Giggles]

Martins last show was great.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's clearly raking it in selling his sticky sausages to Asda.

[Bartholomert]

Mert where in Paris should I watch the euro final?
Spoonsky Sorry dude I just saw this, I don't check my notifications usually

[bruhnaldo]

Fucking off tomorrow with some friends to play Pokemon GO!!!!!!!!!

We shall see how that goes.

[Lewis]

Adults playing that is so gay.

[bruhnaldo]

See you'd think that but I don't know I kind've enjoy it.

It's not nearly as childish as you'd imagine. Okay. Let me stop. Maybe it is.

BUT! I really enjoy the different things I've been able to happen upon because of how the game's geosystem works.

I worked in this one town for two years and recently had to go cover there for a coworker. I noticed a ton of "Pokestops" in the downtown area. Visiting them, I discovered this entire part of town I had no idea about. and all sorts of other little tidbits about the town.

It's just really cool to explore and it gives you kind've a guideline to do so. I'm really excited to try it out in other parts of Orlando that I've been to but never actually seen apparently.

[bruhnaldo]

Besides, it's either that or sit around doing just about fuck all considering there's no MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER!!! match in town or any concerts to speak of.

Guns n' Roses in two weeks time though :drool:

[Magic]

bruh's infectious enthusiasm about stuff is really annoying. And by infectious I mean in an Ebola type way.

[Magic]

I've decided on dark rum and soda water. That's probably the least gay drink. I think. Scheme pub too. :face:

[Bartholomert]

I honestly don't understand people who have time for diversions like Pokemon Go; aren't you busy doing things?

[Giggles]

I've decided on dark rum and soda water. That's probably the least gay drink. I think. Scheme pub too. :face:

At least put coke zero in it

[bruhnaldo]

I honestly don't understand people who have time for diversions like Pokemon Go; aren't you busy doing things?

Yes, doing things like.. oh I don't know... spending hours upon hours on this website trying to outpoint a bunch of Europeans on American social issues.. is certainly a much more valuable use of my free time than hanging out with friends.

[Boydy]

I honestly don't understand people who have time for diversions like Pokemon Go; aren't you busy doing things?


Oh shit, that actually reminds me that I wanted to watch that movie and I have nothing to do. Thanks (not even joking).

...

[Giggles]

"Not even joking" needs to be bannable.

[Lewis]

I can see its value in getting fat kids out the house, but I've just seen some idiots in Asda playing it. Move.

[Boydy]

I downloaded it yesterday but I've quickly realised I can't be arsed. I'll just stick with regular, lazy gaming, thanks.

[Baz]

Every nerdy guy who live within a one mile radius lurking outside Tesco on their phones, all upto the same thing. I strolled past like I'm too cool for this shit, but really

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/306/icrievrytiem.png

because my phone's too rubbish to play it. :charm:

[Raoul Duke]

Few beers at work tonight. Tomorrow go to the gym and then go buy a suit :cool:

Other than that: 24/7 Pokémon, obviously

[SvN]

I installed it today and had a go, not really my sort of thing.

[SvN]

I'm trying to decide what to eat. I haven't long got back from working at the Birmingham office, and the wife is out, so I want a treat. I really fancied chippy but the only good one that's nearby is closed. I can't be arsed with pizza, and a full on Indian feels like it's too much.

Ugh. I'm such an indecisive cunt when it comes to food.

[Giggles]

I'm looking forward to using AR more, but definitely not like that.

[Boydy]

Chinese, SvN.

[Lewis]

What about one of those Pizza Express pizzas? They're only about five hundred calories, and...

[Boydy]

...and they make you go bald.

[Shindig]

That comedy night went alright. I pity the second guy that was on, though. Very "I went to a <blank> recently and <gag>" A few good laughs, though.

[Lewis]

Adults playing that is so gay.

Is this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLTtpi1qs-0) what it claims to be, or is it old footage of something else?

[John]

You can hear someone shouting 'fucking Squirtle' about half way through so I'd imagine it is what it says.

[Lewis]

Can ISIS release rare Pokemons into parks?

[Magic]

Lol Morgans and diet coke is so shit. Ended up staying at the in laws to avoid the substantial taxi fare home.

[Waffdon]

I'm in love with a wOrk colleague guys

[Magic]

Suck her tits mate.

[Dquincy]

I'm in love with a wOrk colleague guys
We need more information if we're going to help...and I think we should.

Is she single/involved/married/lesbian?

How long have you known her?

[Clunge]

Wedding, Pokémon GO hunt, Black Peaks gig = weekend.

[Giggles]

Wedding, Pokémon GO hunt, Black Peaks gig = weekend.

For a second I read that as 'Wedding Pokémon Go hunt' and the sad thing is it didn't even surprise me.

[Dquincy]

Why the fuck are adults playing pokermon? Surely that's a bit wierd.

[Clunge]

HA. Yes, I can totally see that happening if the stars aligned for a couple of Pokémon lovers.

Vicar: "Brian, do you take thee <insert woman here> as your lawf-"
Brian: "Hold on vicar, there's a Golbat in the vestry, brb."

[Clunge]

Why the fuck are adults playing pokermon? Surely that's a bit wierd.
Millennials, innit? Plus it's... fun? Idk, I had a nice chat with some coppers who twigged me playing on my way home from work last night. They told me they helped fish some dozy knobber out of a river after blindly wandering into it while playing.

[Shindig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-36805615

FUN!

[Dquincy]

Millennials, innit? Plus it's... fun? Idk, I had a nice chat with some coppers who twigged me playing on my way home from work last night. They told me they helped fish some dozy knobber out of a river after blindly wandering into it while playing.

Whilst it seems very odd for adults to be participating, at least it's getting people out of the house.

[Clunge]

Why shouldn't adults play? Adults play just about every other kind of game.

[Dquincy]

If it's not sexual role play then I'm not playing.

Depending on your age and circumstances in life, I'm surprised you have time to play.

[Shindig]

Reviewing some indie game, EVO 2016 is on and I'm getting some new contact lenses.

[mo]

I have to hear about this Pokémon Go bollocks all the time, working in a school. Doesn't help that one of my colleagues plays it, so I have kids asking me constantly "Sir, do you play Pokémon Go? Why not, Mr so-and-so does, etc"

Mind you this craze may put an end to the 'bottle flip' one.

[Dquincy]

Bottle flip?

Edit: oh that's those wanky videos that get posted online. Didn't realise that was genuinely a thing.

I'm so out of touch.

[Lee]

I'm not going to bother but the idea behind Pokemon Go seems alright. Getting out of the house and walking about has to be better than sitting on your arse playing fucking Candy Crush.

Think I'm going to get my hair cut this morning. Then go to Hinckley's friendly this afternoon and spend the evening reading while Lauren is at work.

Dinner with the in laws tomorrow. That's about it.

[Dquincy]

What will you be reading? Fiction? Fact? Erotica?

[Lee]

A book about European countries beating the shit out of one another over the years. The reading will be interspersed with vigorous bouts of masturbation, no doubt.

[Magic]

HA. Yes, I can totally see that happening if the stars aligned for a couple of Pokémon lovers.

Vicar: "Brian, do you take thee <insert woman here> as your lawf-"
Brian: "Hold on vicar, there's a Golbat in the vestry, brb."

Fuck sake.

[Dquincy]

A book about European countries beating the shit out of one another over the years. The reading will be interspersed with vigorous bouts of masturbation, no doubt.

:D I wish you a lovely time.

[Foe]

I did a bit of touring of Aberdeen yesterday in search of pokemon. Got kicked out of a couple of gyms too for being too shit. :(

[Kikó]

Sounds like a normal weekend for you.

[Foe]

Sounds like a normal weekend for you.

Normally don't have to leave my living room to don pokemon though.

[Mike]

I've a run of like 8 weeks where I have plans but in the middle of it all is one weekend of doing nothing. That weekend is today and tomorrow. Today I had a clean, played FM, watched the last episode of that OJ Simpson thing, watched some other stuff and ordered my food shop. It's been lazy and amazing.

Tomorrow I have to put my food shop away and be even more lazy.

[Spoonsky]

I'm in York.

[Lewis]

Market Weighton Meet.

[Shindig]

Lined up to record a podcast at some point. Also, some mormon lasses pulled me over as I was walking home tonight. One tooth British woman and a lovely Australian who I would've gladly taken to hell and back. Got her number but not for that reason. :( They really are the nicest bunch.

[Spoonsky]

I'm in Leith, and I don't know why.

[Magic]

Bit late if you're there tomorrow Nobles is cracking for food and drink. Why are you posting this stuff so late with no scope for advice?

[Giggles]

I don't have to go to Scotland on Sunday now \o/

[Shindig]

Full Saturday of haircuts, opticians appointments and then some reviewing work. Might stop and see my folks as I'm passing through. Starting to miss weekends where I've had nowt to do.

[igor_balis]

Had a few beers last night and played some pool. As usual I was very inconsistent; missed shit loads of regulation pots, but hit a couple of absolute crackers. Potted a double from the baulk cushion and escaped a snooker with a fucking filthy swerve shot. Here is an artist's impression of it:

https://s32.postimg.org/sl0yihmmd/swerve.png

I'm gonna drink instant coffee and watch cricket all day then go out this evening as it is my mate's girlfriend's birthday and she wants to "get on the smash" for it. Happy to oblige. Think we're going to the roughest fucking pub in town cus her mate works there and they do £2 jagerbombs. I'll entertain myself by freaking out the smackhead clientelle by putting loads of beefheart and throbbing gristle on the jukebox.

Should be aite.

[Dark Soldier]

Aching today from work, so chill like fuck mainly. Probably some PS4 and some sausages for tea like a boss.

[Magic]

Scattered my grandad's ashes at his favourite place. My leg is killing me from walking and it was pretty sad.

[Lewis]

That was good of the primary school to leave the gates open for you.

[Disco]

Woof.

[Magic]

Holy shit.

It was weird too because you think it'll be a small amount of dust basically but it was a huge tub of barbeque leftovers essentially.

[Pepe]

Reminds me that I need to go take care of my father's ashes at some point.

[Giggles]

Just got up early and spent 70 minutes in an online queue for absolutely muck tickets for the two quarter finals next Saturday.

[Shindig]

Kept waking up every hour so I've decided to jack the overtime in. Recorded a podcast yesterday and realised how bad I am at talking. Erm.. err... <car rolls past>.

[Dquincy]

That was good of the primary school to leave the gates open for you.

:D

[Angelsaint]

Plan is to stay home and do nothing but the kids are with me and " it's not good parenting to stay all day in front of the TV" so I most likely go to some leisure Park or something. Don't want to though...

[Lewis]

What's 'appening, lads? I'm so unbelievably bored.

[bruhnaldo]

I'm currently transferring playlists from Spotify to Apple Music. Fuck my life is exciting!!

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Earlier today my Mum was pressure washing the decking.

I spent about 5 minutes unplugging it and plugging it back in again whilst watching her believing that the pressure washer was faulty and attempting to fix it.

It was genuinely brilliant.

[Lewis]

I spent four hours pressure washing the patio the other day, and, apart from the vibrations making my hand go numb, it's very relaxing. It's also the sort of thing non-useless sons should be doing instead of leaving it to their elderly mothers.

[Lewis]

I also turned the fridge up earlier, and now I'm having some milk. It's probably the best decision I've made in about eighteen months.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I spent four hours pressure washing the patio the other day, and, apart from the vibrations making my hand go numb, it's very relaxing. It's also the sort of thing non-useless sons should be doing instead of leaving it to their elderly mothers.

Yeah but I'm useless...

[Boydy]

:(

[mugbull]

Earlier today my Mum was pressure washing the decking.

I spent about 5 minutes unplugging it and plugging it back in again whilst watching her believing that the pressure washer was faulty and attempting to fix it.

It was genuinely brilliant.

Are you for real?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Are you for real?

I am.

Small pleasures are fun.

[Spoonsky]

I saw King Sunny Ade tonight in San Francisco. His daughters got on stage at one point and started twerking, Taz would have died and gone to heaven.

[Giggles]

I'm heading to the second hurling semi final later. No interest in either team but I picked up terrace tickets for €20 and I haven't been to one in years.

[Kikó]

Was at my mates last night for dinner and between the five of us must have drank at least 10 bottles of wine. My head is absolutely mince today which isn't ideal when I'm on a train to Bournemouth.

[Giggles]

Just home from Scotland (if I never see Glasgow airport again it'll be too soon), and may spend my weekend washing clothes and packing for next week :(

[Mike]

I've spent today and yesterday decorating. Tonight I've bought myself some beer, I'm drinking that, eating KFC and watching football.
Tomorrow I'm dropping off a birthday present then going the pub for the afternoon with my mate.

[Sam]

Half 7 train up from London to go to Small Heath for Blues away. Looking forward to it.

[Kikó]

First pre season game tomorrow followed by New York on the Sunday. Great air miles.

[7om]

Half 7 train up from London to go to Small Heath for Blues away. Looking forward to it.

Didn't you get mugged or attacked last time? I seem to remember us talking about it.

[Baz]

I've spent today and yesterday decorating. Tonight I've bought myself some beer, I'm drinking that, eating KFC and watching football.
Tomorrow I'm dropping off a birthday present then going the pub for the afternoon with my mate.Whose and who with? :(

EDIT: he answered via text, starting with "to answer your TTH question.." :D

[igor_balis]

Hanging out my arse from last night and starting my new job on Monday so I should be doing fuck all. Might go for a meal with a young lady.

[Boydy]

Maybe you should have a shave for that new job, hippy.

[Raoul Duke]

Drinks with some ex-work people tonight, my cousin's 40th tomorrow and then going to a friend's photography exhibition on Sunday and some general mooching.

[Spoonsky]

Link to the photography?

[mo]

Off to the football later, then father in law is going to help me re-plaster a wall so I can finally crack on with decorating the nursery. Was meant to be done weeks ago.

[Raoul Duke]

Link to the photography?

It's not online, from what I can see.

[Foe]

Looking after this little thing for the next week. So that's my weekend sorted.

http://i64.tinypic.com/2yy4cna.jpg

[Pepe]

:drool:

[Baz]

At your own place? Or do you just visit it a few times a day to feed it and make sure it's not left a dead rabbit on anyone's pillow?

[Foe]

At your own place? Or do you just visit it a few times a day to feed it and make sure it's not left a dead rabbit on anyone's pillow?

Got him at my flat. I've got a (shit) fabric couch which has seen better days and he's just been teeming around the living room launching himself onto it and clinging on. :wub: He's tiny.

http://i65.tinypic.com/2duwe46.jpg

[Boydy]

Can't you give us any pictures that don't hurt our necks?

[Pepe]

Maybe he can teach you how to take pictures.

[igor_balis]

Aw.

[Dquincy]

Not the sort of pussy i want to see.

[Baz]

What's up with the pics? :confused:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Went to see my little brother today for the first time in a couple of months.

They had a kitten which they only got last week, it was tiny and brilliant. As soon as I sat down it curled up in a ball on my lap and fell asleep. Only left when my step sister scared the living shit out of it by hoovering the room.

[Kikó]

I'm currently 32000 feet up in the air. Wi-fi being available is ace.

[Foe]

Bloody roller coasters these days are getting far too dangerous for my liking.

[-james-]

For some reason I've had the notion to start re-watching Lost this weekend.

The production is so lol but it's excellent television. Shannon and Boone can fuck off though.

[Mike]

Tomorrow I'm dropping off a birthday present then going the pub for the afternoon with my mate.

Bumped into The Reid and ended up out until 2am. Wasn't feeling great this morning!

[Reg]

For some reason I've had the notion to start re-watching Lost this weekend.

The production is so lol but it's excellent television. Shannon and Boone can fuck off though.
One of the best cliff-hanger shows. That shit hooked you in. Shame it went south around the 4th season; I never actually finished it.

[-james-]

Yeah, I can see this being a quick run-through if I keep going at today's rate.

I remember enjoying season four and then it being a bit of a waste of time after that. Can't wait for the hatch stuff.

[Shindig]

I no longer have to look after the cat any more. :(

[Danny]

I binned Lost in the middle of the second season during its original run. Is it really worth solidering on?

[Baz]

I no longer have to look after the cat any more. :(Sorry to hear that. :console: :hug:

[ItalAussie]

I'm going to a friend's two-year-old's birthday. The kid is probably too young to understand what's going on, and it's really a chance to hang out with that particular circle of friends at a park.

So here's my question: gifts are not required. Should I be bringing a gift? And if so, what gifts do you get for a two-year-old child?

[Pepe]

Kittens. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Today was genuinely the first time I've actually properly liked a cat and not just the idea of them.

[Raoul Duke]

I'm going to a friend's two-year-old's birthday. The kid is probably too young to understand what's going on, and it's really a chance to hang out with that particular circle of friends at a park.

So here's my question: gifts are not required. Should I be bringing a gift? And if so, what gifts do you get for a two-year-old child?

Just get them a book. Parents have loads of clothes/toys for them normally.

[niko_cee]

Play-doh, permanent markers pens, things that involve glue or make loads of noise. The possibilities are endless.

My 2 year old quite likes these sort of things:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Melissa-Doug-13770-Wooden-Dress-Up/dp/B0026ZPSS6/ref=pd_cp_21_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=0KP1Z9J5DPCBPAGWM1VC

[Mike]

I'd always go for something that'll annoy the hell out of your friend.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Tikes-Tap-Tune-Drum/dp/B008IT5DAM/ref=sr_1_2?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1471854934&sr=1-2

[Foe]

View My Video (http://tinypic.com/r/k0giky/9)


Kittens. :cool:

[Boydy]

What the fuck is wrong with your camera?

[Pepe]

View My Video (http://tinypic.com/r/k0giky/9)

Good looking chap, that one.

Why can't you get a decent image/video though?

[Giggles]

Third tier domestic american football final. I'm buying a hat that holds the two tins, it's gonna be so shit :drool: :drool:



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[Mike]

It's not the weekend but I'm off down to that London tomorrow to visit a mate. Having to come back earlier than I wanted to on Wednesday as I have to go to the rehearsal of a mates wedding as I'm his best man.

It's my first trip to London so I've told my mate I wanna be a tourist. Apparently we're getting some boat that is also the bar and getting off near the London Eye. Not allowed on it though, "it makes you too much of a tourist" apparently. I didn't wanna go on it anyway.

[Adamski]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57PlVm7hALA

[Foe]

That video has come out terribly. Looks perfect on my phone. God knows what happened there when it was upload, seems to have stretched it.

[ItalAussie]

Just get them a book. Parents have loads of clothes/toys for them normally.

Cheers. :thbup:

[Shindig]

He looks like a posh Max Headroom.

[John]

I like that the timing of the posts makes it look as though Foe is the idiot in that stag do video.

[Mike]

How good is London!!

[Kikó]

Terrible cesspit , can't stand it. [/gs]

[Kikó]

It used to be great until 1997. [/Jimmy]

[Lewis]

I dug my old phone out to find some pictures of the dog as a puppy for my mother, and I found this from 11 February 2011, which I have no explanation for:

http://i65.tinypic.com/2ake13t.jpg

('Harry' dons ItalAussie off the board)

[GS]

Terrible cesspit , can't stand it. [/gs]

Correct.


I dug my old phone out to find some pictures of the dog as a puppy for my mother, and I found this from 11 February 2011, which I have no explanation for:

http://i65.tinypic.com/2ake13t.jpg

('Harry' dons ItalAussie off the board)

There was a thread in which people uploaded samples of their handwriting.

[mugbull]

Anybody lived in Berlin / been there for awhile? I'm going there for a quarter as a study abroad thing, wanna see what other people have enjoyed there.

[Lewis]

There was a thread in which people uploaded samples of their handwriting.

That was later, and I submitted some notes on yellow paper.

[Shindig]

Wow, Lewis. Without this place you really are nothing.

[Lewis]

It's the other way round.

[Boydy]

Did you find pictures of the dog as a pup?

[Lewis]

http://i66.tinypic.com/limw9.jpg

I think he was about five months old there.

[mugbull]

that's an ugly ass dog

[Lewis]

You knobhead.

[mugbull]

It kinda looks like one

[Pepe]

He was already a beast. :cool:

[Disco]

Has he ever not looked miserable?

[leedsrevolution]

What a dog. Looks like a right beast, how old is he now?

[Giggles]

That dog needs to be a meme.

[Disco]

The way his right front foot blends into the sheet makes him look like an amputee.

[Baz]

The way his right front foot blends into the sheet makes him look like an amputee.I thought that.

[Lewis]

He's seven in December, and I think he enjoys his little life. Or he does here, where he gets ice cream and is allowed to the furniture. When he's at 'home' he doesn't and isn't, and he also has to put up with a cunt of a bichon frise who everybody hates.

[igor_balis]

good boy

[SvN]

We had my brother in law's dog for a few days this week.

http://i.imgur.com/eRtZigY.jpg

[Giggles]

Just home from Croke Park. Near out of breath after that one, wish I'd booked tomorrow off as it's going to be bouncing in town tonight.

[Boydy]

I forgot about that match. I was intending to watch it.

[Giggles]

I forgot about that match. I was intending to watch it.

The GAA?

It was epic anyway, best game of the season so far.



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[Spoonsky]

Anybody lived in Berlin / been there for awhile? I'm going there for a quarter as a study abroad thing, wanna see what other people have enjoyed there.

I've heard something about a wall, might be worth checking out?

[GS]

I forgot about that match. I was intending to watch it.

Why would you bother?

[Giggles]

Why would you bother?

He might like it or just be curious rather than blackbastardatallcosts.

[igor_balis]

Going out tonight, drinking cheap white wine from sainsbos to prepare. Might be alright.

[mugbull]

I've heard something about a wall, might be worth checking out?

Dope shit Leo

[Lewis]

I went to a board game pub, and it was shit.

[Boydy]

What did you play?

[Shindig]

There's a vegan cafe in town that has board games as a selling point. I couldn't think of a worse place to spend time.

[Lewis]

We played Cards Against Humanity (shit), which I won, and some trivia game (shit), which I also won. Then I faffed about trying to understand some mentally-complex strategy game about wine production while the rest of them played more Cards Against Humanity.

[GS]

It sounds fine, assuming you're not expected to play the board games with strangers.

[Boydy]

Sounds like you played shit games.

[Shindig]

Ah, Cards Against Humanity I can get behind. Providing you've got a group that goes dark.

[Lewis]

All board games are shit (except Monopoly, but that takes ages and I cheat). I once went because they were going to the new ice cream place afterwards.

[Boydy]

Monopoly's crap.

Carcassonne is brilliant.

I've got some Axis and Allies board game gathering dust somewhere having never been played because when the set-up takes as long as playing some board games.

[Reg]

Monopoly and Risk are good.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Monopoly is the business.

I always loved Cluedo but hardly any fucker I knew would play it :(

Legendary, which is more of a deck building game, is awesome too.

Edit: Never played Risk the board game but I played it quite a bit with some TTHers on Yahoo. Fucking loved it and when I finally started getting good everyone else fucked off.

[John]

We've talked about Cards Against Humanity before. It's complete wank. Structured banter, delightful.

My grandad taught me how to play some terrifically boring oil production game when I was young and it's probably the only board game I've ever spent any real time on, Trivial Pursuit aside.

[Spammer]

I walked from my flat in Leeds to my parents' house in Sheffield yesterday. Aching now.

It only took me 13 hours and I saved £11.

Fuck you, Northern Rail!

[SvN]

What?