What shall your weekend bring?

[Waffdon]

On my tod tonight :cool:
L

[igor_balis]

L indeed bruv

[Andy]

Off to Bradford for the weekend. It's going to be cold.

[Benny]

Belgium for me, going to be cold too.

[Dquincy]

On my tod tonight :cool:
L

Wank?

[Baz]

Friday night: PES at Mikes
Saturday: Fallout all day and then ASDA pizza with chippy chips later on :drool:
Sunday: going to cinema to watch Hunger Games, watch Liverpool score copiously, then probably more Fallout

[Magic]

Got Christmas do in Inverness on Saturday. Hotel etc paid for. At a table with the young 'uns so have to pretend I'm cool but talking about my child really is the extent of my banter these days so I'm fucked. Also have to lose my fun personality as the wife will be there.

[Dquincy]

Friday night: PES at Mikes
Saturday: Fallout all day and then ASDA pizza with chippy chips later on :drool:
Sunday: going to cinema to watch Hunger Games, watch Liverpool score copiously, then probably more Fallout

Baz, do you have a lady in your life?

[Baz]

Baz, do you have a lady in your life?Got a few.

[Dquincy]

Got a few.

Not seeing any of them? Or will they be joining you at the cinema?

[igor_balis]

I'm probably going out in Sheffield tomorrow, potentially with hammer in attendance. What a TTH meet that would be.

Saturday got some house party in London. One of the guests is my ex-'girlfriend', that I met online when we were both 13. Had her name in my msn personal message and shit. We met up once in Milton Keynes with both of our parents in attendance (half-way between the midlands and the commuter belt home counties place she lived in) and she got her mate to break up with me by text a week later. Her mate is also going. Small fucking world ennit.

[Baz]

Not seeing any of them? Or will they be joining you at the cinema?Why? :D

[Foe]

Got Christmas do in Inverness on Saturday. Hotel etc paid for. At a table with the young 'uns so have to pretend I'm cool but talking about my child really is the extent of my banter these days so I'm fucked. Also have to lose my fun personality as the wife will be there.

You won't be in Inverness through the day though yeah? :uhoh:

[Magic]

Yes arrive at 1 but we've got to get lunch, check in to hotel to meet work peeps and get ready.

Meet cancelled. :(

[Foe]

Yes arrive at 1 but we've got to get lunch, check in to hotel to meet work peeps and get ready.

Meet cancelled. :(

Avoid Indian for lunch.

[Sam]

Friday - Still working. Maybe WoW and shag the missus when I get home

Saturday - Home, drinking session with mates, forecast looks good.

[Sam]

Friday - Still working. Maybe WoW and shag the missus when I get home

Saturday - Home, drinking session with mates, forecast looks good.

Sunday - Travel back home, order some peri-peri chicken and cure the hangover.

Lovely!

[Chrissy]

Hark at you lot with your lives and other halfs. I am watching the kid this weekend, praying the fantasy football team does better and hoping my £200 quid underwriting of tonight's gig breaks at least fucking even.

If not, the kid better google "spartan lifestyle" on the library computer as he sure as shit won't be getting the ipad he asked for.

[Sam]

High off my kite, think I might end up shitting myself, but that's the hard stuff for you. Just want bed hah

[Waffdon]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.^^

[Baz]

Went to a houseparty last night.

I hate people, especially ones I don't already know yet know I don't like them within a minute of meeting them. Like, really really bad. There was this one guy there who was a complete bellend. Frustates me that I have friends (of friends) in common with tossers.

Plus a lot of the people there last night, I'm going away with for three or four days over New Year and there was talk of taking poppers and weed. What's the fucking point? I might hire a projector and use it to display ISIS videos on the wall, while we're forcing our hobbies on each other.

I'm just glad the house we're staying in is massive so me and the one guy who holds the same 'no drugs plz' opinion as me, can fuck off and have a kickabout on the beach or play Beijing on PlayStation or something.

[Manc]

Poppers. :sick:

Get some new mates, Baz.

[Baz]

To be fair, the main offenders aren't my friends.

My actual mates aren't coming away for New Year; only the aforementioned one top lad is and one other who didn't come to last nights party. New Years more a "friends with girlfriends" bash. :sick: Ugh, even typing that makes me hate myself.

[Lee]

My weekend is already done. I'm on call today and it looks a fucking disaster. Good job I've got quite an easy week ahead.

[Raoul Duke]

I did fuck all on Fri/Sat and was in bed by midnight. Today I might do some Xmas shopping at a large retail outlet.

I used to be cool :(

[Manc]

My body really doesn't agree with alcohol these days and I'm only 24. Drinking in my thirties is going to be a complete write off.

[Lewis]

Went to a houseparty last night.

I hate people, especially ones I don't already know yet know I don't like them within a minute of meeting them. Like, really really bad. There was this one guy there who was a complete bellend. Frustates me that I have friends (of friends) in common with tossers.

Plus a lot of the people there last night, I'm going away with for three or four days over New Year and there was talk of taking poppers and weed. What's the fucking point? I might hire a projector and use it to display ISIS videos on the wall, while we're forcing our hobbies on each other.

I'm just glad the house we're staying in is massive so me and the one guy who holds the same 'no drugs plz' opinion as me, can fuck off and have a kickabout on the beach or play Beijing on PlayStation or something.

Scientific FACT (http://www.thedugout.tv/community/showthread.php?t=81133).

[Shindig]

Mine's just been full of work. Our editor's been pushing for metacritic status for ages now and they've cracked the whip because we only did like, two reviews in November. So I've had to get a news item, preview and review under my belt. And then there's game of the year stuff.

[Spoonsky]

School ended at noon today, the beginning of a two-week break, so to celebrate some friends and I went sledding up the canyons again. It is brilliant. Tonight there's a party, but the last time I went sledding and then went drinking it ended in disaster, so I'm a bit wary. Same house as well.

[Shindig]

Overtime this morning and then probably some Game of the Year stuff for the site.

[Kikó]

Flying to Scotland this morning. Christmas has begun.

[Lewis]

The dog is six today, so I'm making him some butter icing. He throws cake up half the time because it's too dry (I suppose), but he likes icing.

[Boydy]

He won't see seven with the shit you feed him.


Also, awwww. You proper love that dog.

[Lewis]

By bulldog standards he's pretty lean.

[Lee]

It's a beautiful morning so I'm off for a walk down the canal, up through a pretty village then back into the town to Morrisons to pick up some fruit. Then it's a day of lounging and watching football. Might go for another walk later if it snows, as forecast.

Tomorrow will be much the sabe, but swap Morrisons for Decathlon (and the walk for a drive) so I can pick up some thermal stuff for Tromso.

I'm going to enjoy this weekend it has been a stressful week at work.

[Baz]

I'm going to Clue HQ (http://cluehq.co.uk/), "The Live Escape Room Game," later. :cab:

[Manc]

Went for an impropmtu works do yesterday. Drinking from 4 til midnight, I woke up on the bathroom floor. #LAD

[Sam]

On the train to Wolverhampton now, meet my mate back at the local then we heading up Molineux for the match. Probably go on abit of a pub crawl after that as everyone comes out if the woodwork. Gonna try end up in a decent gaff and watch the Haye fight.

[Lee]

That was a 7k walk I've just done and I'm knackered. Fuck knows how some people run 10k routinely. I'm doing nothing for the rest of the day. Unless it snows tonight, then I'm out walking again.

[John]

I'll do about six miles today walking to Ibrox and back, but I rather enjoy that walk as long as the rain stays away.

There's a bit of snow falling now so I'll be delighted if that keeps up.

[Lee]

I enjoyed the walk but it has knackered me. My favourite walk is the one along the river to the football, past what was Filbert Street.

[John]

The flakes are now huge and it's lying beautifully. :drool:

[Giggles]

I'm heading up to the Queens highways tonight so I want to see zero snow.

[Raoul Duke]

Doing fuck all this weekend but just got myself a bacon/egg/mushroom sarnie from the greasy spoon across the road and washed it down with some coffee.

Genuinely might be the high point of my weekend.

[Kikó]

My missus is away wedding dress shopping with her sister and mother in Brussels so I've got a free weekend. Went for drinks after work last night and washed it down with a kebab. Feeling ropey today (from the beer) and it's first game back playing since probably start of December. Fitness is likely to be atrocious.

[John Arne]

I'm currently watching snooker on the iPad, cricket on my laptop and football on my missus' laptop through the TV.

Streaming :drool: and sports :drool:

[Giggles]

Dying a horrible death today. For such a kip, Belfast is a good night out though.

[Giggles]

Didn't think I'd be able to make it, but I'm going to chance going in along to the GPO today. Should be a fair bit going on around the city.

[SincereTheRebel]

Saw a 3D movie for the first time last night. Wasnt as great as i thought it would be but ive been informed its the IMAX 3D that is the next level version

[Magic]

Late adopter of things Sincy?

[SincereTheRebel]

Yeah, im not really into movies new movies anymore. 3D option came up and I took it. Also ate from frankies and bennies for the first time too. I always thought it was an ice cream place, which is a common mistake a few people seem to make until they are corrected.

[Magic]

And ISIS. :cool:

To be fair I hadn't eaten at F&Bs until recently, same with Nandos. Also had never tried Ben & Jerry's ice cream. It's shit, as well.

[Angelsaint]

A gigantic and annoying flu. Please I need some pity messages sent to me like "hope you get better soon" or " you are a strong guy, you will defeat flu in no time" etc...

[Danny]

Sky diving today and flying off to Pennsylvania tomorrow for the week for work.

Wife also wants to pressure wash the fence today :moop:

[Lewis]

My mother has decided that my room needs new wallpaper. I tried to help pull the old stuff off, but she can't do anything without turning it into a massive ordeal, so I've cleared out and she can fuck off.

The wall underneath had '1999 Lewis is just to[o] sweet' written on it. :cool:

[Boydy]

Where have you gone?

[Lewis]

I'm watching rugby in the living room.

[Boydy]

Oh right, I thought you meant you'd left the house.

[Lewis]

I don't have anywhere to go.

[Giggles]

Mooch.

[Pepe]

Rode 106kms today. Think I'll take a nap now.

[Lee]

My weekend so far has been fucking shit. I was in work at 8am, out at 3pm, back at 430pm, out for 530pm and I need to go in again now. What a fucking terrible on call shift. Got this bollocks until 8am too. I'm going to be knackered all next week now and it's already going to be a shit enough five days as it is. Fuck this.

[Lewis]

My eyes glazed over scrolling through Guardian Jobs, so I made myself some icing. I feel like a clean Lofty.

[Spoonsky]

Delivering pizzas from five to eleven this evening.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45Ljqgijiw

[igor_balis]

Delivering pizzas from five to eleven this evening.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45Ljqgijiw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZxKewN-x3U

[Boydy]

My eyes glazed over scrolling through Guardian Jobs, so I made myself some icing. I feel like a clean Lofty.

Get a job in recruitment.

[Spoonsky]

Get a job in pizza delivery. It's easy money.

[phonics]

I just talked to Steve Coogan. He asked me where airport security was. I'm big time now.

[Giggles]

Get a job in pizza delivery. It's easy money.

He doesn't live in a tip obsessed country.

[Raoul Duke]

Went to a wedding in Canterbury yesterday, went to Herne Bay today and had an ice cream. Thoroughly excellent :cool:

[Josh]

Herne Bay is the pits.

[SincereTheRebel]

Im going soft. I did something this weekend ive never done before. Im ashamed to admit this but i went ice skating.

[Disco]

That's it Sincere, you might as well go ahead announce your civil partnership now.

Seriously though, what's wrong with skating?

[SincereTheRebel]

You have seen what i look like. You think a man of my stature, physique and pedigree has any business on ice.

[simon]

You have seen what i look like. You think a man of my stature, physique and pedigree has any business on ice.

:D

[Pepe]

Man has a point.

What type of skates did you get? The hockey style ones or the figure skating ones? Please tell me you got figure skating ones.

[SincereTheRebel]

I dont know the difference but it is one blade at the bottom of the boot, from heel to toe in vertical line

[Giggles]

Should have asked for the horizontal ones.

[Pepe]

Were there small teeth on the front?

[SincereTheRebel]

I dont remember seeing any teeth, although after googling the boots. I cant see any without teeth on the front so im not sure if they were there or not.

[Pepe]

Hope nobody saw you son.

[The Merse]

Punk show at a favourite haunt on the Sunday. Saw Tellison (FFO Teenage Bottle Rocket, early OKGO), Muncie Girls (early Green Day, Long Blondes lyrically), The Earth & Me (And So I Watch You From Afar, We Never Learned to Live).

The latter couple were excellent though I'm not a big fan of Tellison - who headlined, but they were pretty fun. Left with a fair amount of vinyl too so it doubled as my weekend retail therapy.

Apparently I was also getting eyed up by the insanely cute girl working behind the bar (merse cryptonite innocent[ish] alt.girl type) that I'd been chatting to a bit, according to the lass I was with anyway - I cannot sense this shit in the slightest. Either way, might need to grow some balls on the next visit as you know, she's an insanely cute punk girl.

Also resolved to start a punk and math rock blog so that 12 people can read my gig and album reviews.

[SincereTheRebel]

I was the only male darkness in the building so my im not concerned about brothers fighting out. My concern is what ill be talked into doing next weekend. Maybe horse rising, swimming or some other female activity. She even had me holding hands on the ice too. Pillow soft.

[Lewis]

I stuffed my face with pizza and chocolate earlier, and it has been making me all ugh and uncomfortable, so I decided to make myself sick rather than bloat around and sleep like shit. I used the traditional fingers down the hatch method, and I feel pretty great again, so it worked; but it also came out at such a force that I will almost certainly wake up with two black eyes (they are all red and tingly at the moment). I never considered that, to be quite honest. Still, you can see why bulimia appeals.

[Pepe]

Sounds a bit extreme, but if it works, it works.

[Waffdon]

I stuffed my face with pizza and chocolate earlier, and it has been making me all ugh and uncomfortable, so I decided to make myself sick rather than bloat around and sleep like shit. I used the traditional fingers down the hatch method, and I feel pretty great again, so it worked; but it also came out at such a force that I will almost certainly wake up with two black eyes (they are all red and tingly at the moment). I never considered that, to be quite honest. Still, you can see why bulimia appeals.

You freak.

[Magic]

I remember spewing so hard I thought I was going to have a brain aneurysm. My head hurt for hours afterwards but not like a headache. My eyes felt like they were going to pop too.

[Shindig]

Its just a heavy period. Calm down.

[Baz]

Went out for my mates birthday last night. He went out for food with work people (I used to work with them but not anymore) and then two of them stayed out drinking so when I turned up they were already at least three drinks ahead. Worked out well because the two of them were way more drunk than me by the end, and I don't feel too bad this morning.

Going the pub later and then on to my mates mum and dad's 50th (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?982-What-Should-I-Write-In-My-Mate-s-Mum-s-Birthday-Card) so that'll be more drinking. Plus lots of talking about United. :(

[Lewis]

I remember spewing so hard I thought I was going to have a brain aneurysm. My head hurt for hours afterwards but not like a headache. My eyes felt like they were going to pop too.

http://i67.tinypic.com/2mzytt4.jpg

They are both like that. My mother has never heard of throwing up doing that, so she asked whether I had been punched (on each eye) or 'was doing that thing where you strangle yourself'. Yeah, mate. Me and David Carradine in the wardrobe.

[Giggles]

Fucking hell you really went for it.

[Boydy]

Your mum asking if you were asphixy-wanking. :lol:

[Magic]

Holy fuck.

[7om]

Jesus. Was the pizza off or something? Why has this even happened?

[Pepe]

Are black eyes after vomiting a thing? Never heard of that.

[bruhnaldo]

no plans yet for tonight, tomorrow Orlando City plays at home at 3:30p so I'll be drinking early anyhow :)

Hope everyone has been well.

[Baz]

http://i67.tinypic.com/2mzytt4.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/16lz3bk.jpg

[Magic]

We all love Leeds.

[John]

I've had a milder version of that when vomiting with a particularly shady hangover, but that's with about ten minutes of dry retching to help the blood vessels burst. Your veins must be shit if that's happening to you after chucking up some pizza.

[Magic]

Also if i didn't know that was Lou I'd have said it was a photo of a downy.

[Boydy]

I keep thinking of his mum asking if he was asphixy-wanking and laughing. This is going to keep me chuckling for weeks when I remember.

[Waffdon]

http://i53.tinypic.com/16lz3bk.jpg

Was that outside Khans that happened?

[Magic]

Yes. Haven't spent a penny since the way those animals behaved.

[Waffdon]

Self righteous pricks are always dossing about there once The Fort/Anchor closes.

Have you been to the 172 Caird, DCA or Beer Kitchen in and around the Perth Road, MJ? My word. Never again.

[Magic]

DCA aye. Full of wanky cunts. Never even heard of the other two?

[Waffdon]

Kitchen is right beside the Dundee Rep - IPA pub full of wankers discussing what they're drinking. Caird is pretty new I think - pretentious as fuck and far too classy for us two I imagine.

[Baz]

Ever been out in Dunfermline?

[Waffdon]

Don't associate with folk with webfeet, so naw.

[Baz]

It's pretty grim. My mates wife is from there.

Only reason I asked is cos I couldn't figure out if the club called Life was a gaybar.

[Magic]

Dunfermline is absolutely dreadful.

[Waffdon]

Where isn't in Fife other than St Andrews? Even then, that's full of utter cunts.

[Magic]

Exactly. It's a truly awful place.

[Lewis]

I got a free pint of milk in a pub earlier because they were intimidated by me or something. On the other hand, I broke the Northern record by spending £4.50(!) on a Peroni, so using Liverpool accounting I got ripped off on a two quid glass of milk.

[Boydy]

You bought a Peroni?

[Magic]

Cheap for a Peroni that.

[Giggles]

Jesus it's not even that expensive here (€5/£3.90).

[Shindig]

Witness statement. :moop:

[Raoul Duke]

I got a free pint of milk in a pub earlier because they were intimidated by me or something. On the other hand, I broke the Northern record by spending £4.50(!) on a Peroni, so using Liverpool accounting I got ripped off on a two quid glass of milk.

There's a building near where I live called 'Lewis' Milk', that apparently sells milk...always amuses me. Although what it's doing in Zone 2 of London I've no idea.

[Lewis]

You bought a Peroni?

For my friend. I think £3.50 was the previous record here. Norwich was all over the place, and I'm still paying off that Floyd/Luca meet.


There's a building near where I live called 'Lewis' Milk', that apparently sells milk...always amuses me. Although what it's doing in Zone 2 of London I've no idea.

Get a picture. :cool:

[Boydy]

Ah. I thought maybe unemployment had driven you to drinking.

[Waffdon]

Pint of peroni is one of the most expensive drinks around.

[Kikó]

That's the truth. Just get one of the barrel special beers like a Doom and laugh at the extra £1.50 you have in your pocket.

[Baz]

Went to a whisky bar last night and, after reading a review on trip advisor, asked the bar man if they had any wheat beer. He came back with a bottle of Staropramen. :sick: I ended up with a £6 glass of Japanese whisky that was minging. Nicer than Staropramen though.

Also the taxi situation is a joke in Liverpool. It's literally just swathes of people sitting on the steps near the bombed out church, while one elected person from each party tries to blag their way into stealing someone else's prebooked taxi. If a town like Warrington can have a really successful two queue system for taxis, why can't Liverpool at least try to organise their taxi pickups a little bit?

[Giggles]

Can you not just flag one on the street or use Hailo?

[igor_balis]

Went to a whisky bar last night and, after reading a review on trip advisor, asked the bar man if they had any wheat beer. He came back with a bottle of Staropramen. :sick: I ended up with a £6 glass of Japanese whisky that was minging. Nicer than Staropramen though.

Also the taxi situation is a joke in Liverpool. It's literally just swathes of people sitting on the steps near the bombed out church, while one elected person from each party tries to blag their way into stealing someone else's prebooked taxi. If a town like Warrington can have a really successful two queue system for taxis, why can't Liverpool at least try to organise their taxi pickups a little bit?

Taxis back were always the worst part of Liverpool nights out. Well, usually. Pretty sure I waited over an hour for a fucking delta once.

[Boydy]

Don't they have Uber there now? Even Belfast has Uber.

[igor_balis]

They do. Me and some friends used it when I went back recently and it was a million times easier than the horror show Baz describes.

[Magic]

Drinking a two pint bottle of 8% Westons that cost 1.58 or something from Aldi. :drool:

[igor_balis]

Went on some birthday pub crawl yesterday, 12 pubs in 12 hours. I cheated by starting at pub number 4 at 3pm. Lots of people had lost their minds by midnight, and the night culminated in two brothers having a scrap and one of them practically pissing blood out of their nose. I was on the verge of some possible sexy time fun with a friend of a friend until said mutual friend insisted they went home because another person I know was sending weird text messages hinting at self harm after he acted like a twat in a pub, got kicked out and had a massive hissy fit.

[Giggles]

That cunt needs a slap. Or just left to his own devices.

[Shindig]

Seriously tempted to put "I was the collision" as one of the answers on this thing.

[Waffdon]

Drinking a two pint bottle of 8% Westons that cost 1.58 or something from Aldi. :drool:

Want a meeting for a pint?

[Baz]

Don't they have Uber there now? Even Belfast has Uber.is that where some random jobber turns up to taxi you about, straight after finishing his late shift and the co-op? Not for me, that.

[Giggles]

Wouldn't be going for that either, dodgy as fuck. I thought Hailo was live in the UK though? It's like Uber but with real taxis.

[Baz]

Maybe I've misunderstood Uber so don't take my description as golden.

Either way I texted to say I was going for a taxi at 1:27 and then sent one to say I was in a taxi at 2:32. Maybe I should have tried Uber. :moop:

[Magic]

Want a meeting for a pint?

Pathetic as fuck I have to get home and online shop. Please remember I am a family man iirc. :(

[Pepe]

Seeing hundreds of Americans scrambling around for hours trying to find a parking spot to attend Earth Day was pretty lol.

[Spoonsky]

Uber is great, it's fast and cheap. The only qualms one could have are on labor terms (taxi drivers seethe about it all the time). It creeps me out (the Luddite part of me) so I've only used it once to get to the Boston airport but it was very useful then.

[Waffdon]

Pathetic as fuck I have to get home and online shop. Please remember I am a family man iirc. :(

I feel like you're avoiding my fat arse, sirrrrr

[Magic]

I can fully understand that, probably why I've got no fucking mates.

[Lewis]

You've got the most posts here, though, so...

[Pepe]

Uber is great, it's fast and cheap. The only qualms one could have are on labor terms (taxi drivers seethe about it all the time). It creeps me out (the Luddite part of me) so I've only used it once to get to the Boston airport but it was very useful then.

Unless you really need it. Then it becomes expensive as fuck.

Can't say I've followed the whole Ubermania closely, but the labor terms seem enough of a 'qualm.'

[Kikó]

If you don't use uber you're a mug.

[mugbull]

Taxis are so insanely inefficient and monopolistic, I don't feel bad at all that they are being driven out of business. Uber has its issues too but it's definitely a lot better. In SF they're making Uber and Lyft drivers get licenses, which I suppose makes sense but it's gonna kill a huge portion of the business there.

[Giggles]

I've just remembered I've the Census form to fill out tonight :(

[Pepe]

If you don't have your own car you're a mug.

[Kikó]

Owning a car in London? You may as well set your money on fire.

[Magic]

Living in London? You may as well set your money on fire.

[igor_balis]

Just looked at my jacket, it is covered in mud. Took me a few seconds to remember it was because I was jumping back first into hedges as I walked home last night, telling my mate I was fosbury flopping. What the fuck is wrong with me?

[Shindig]

Seek professional help. Smiffy might know some people. I'm sleeping better now and but my back still knackers on a morning. Just hoping this doesn't wind up chronic.

[Boydy]

Just looked at my jacket, it is covered in mud. Took me a few seconds to remember it was because I was jumping back first into hedges as I walked home last night, telling my mate I was fosbury flopping. What the fuck is wrong with me?

:D

[igor_balis]

Pub quiz tonight which should be fun but because every cunt I know wants to get involved we're gonna have to enter two teams again - max 6 per team. If we have 10 or so people it'll be fine and we should have two decent teams, but there's always a worry we'll have 7 and have to enter two really shit teams or figure out a way to make someone fuck off.

[Waffdon]

Dundee Dance Event yesterday. Sheeeesh. Clubbing from 1400 to the next day is not good.

[Giggles]

My weekend starts tomorrow. Heading away a couple of days after laying low for the bank holiday.

[Lee]

'Dundee Dance Event'

Is it the 1940s up there?

[Giggles]

I'm picturing something like Fame.

[Pepe]

'Dundee Dance Event'

Is it the 1940s up there?

1400s mate, it's right there on the third sentence!

[Waffdon]

'Dundee Dance Event'

Is it the 1940s up there?

DDE DDE DDE

It was mega, tbf.

[Giggles]

Mega.

[igor_balis]

Reckon me and Waffz should probably sit down and watch the latest Louis T doc.

[Kikó]

Dundee dance night sounds the bollocks. Rave on. Shabba.

[Waffdon]

Dundee dance night sounds the bollocks. Rave on. Shabba.

Kiko kens.

Hold the missus tonight, mate. Tay Bridge is going to be on lock down tonight.

[Lewis]

I went to visit my friend, and because they are miserable I said they could try getting me drunk to see what happened. I just said they could get me whatever, but I don't like beer, so over the course of three hours I had the following (in order):

Double Malibu and Coke (shit)
Southern Comfort and lemonade (alright)
Double vodka and Red Bull (shit)
A pint of crappy cider (shit)
A different cider (not bad actually)
Something called a Skittle bomb (really shit)
A Jaegerbomb (shit)
Some vodka with 'gold' in (shit)

My head was a little bit warm, but other than that I didn't real feel it, and I was fine in the morning as well. They reckoned that was a lot, and because I never drink I should have been a state; but there is also a fair bit of me, so why wouldn't I have a degree of tolerance? Either way, what a waste of time and money.

[Giggles]

After that mixture I'd be projectiling.

[Magic]

Not liking beer is an absolute admittance of at least partaking in homosexual behaviour.

[Lee]

Do people actually 'like' it. I tolerate it on occasion to get drunk. Lager anyway. I like some ales. But none taste as good as, say, a cup of tea.

[Kikó]

I love a pint when you're gasping on a hot day. I definitely do like having a beer.

[Magic]

I do too.

[Boydy]

Depends on the situation. I don't drink as much beer as I do tea (I'd be dead if I did) but a nice cold pint on a sunny summer's day is better than a cup of tea in the heat.

I do actually like beer though.

Why don't you drink something else if you just want to get drunk?

[Giggles]

Much better choice these days. Definitely a few I enjoy drinking now.

[Pepe]

I like beer. Good beer at least. Shit beer is shit.

Tea is shit.

All those drinks Lewis got sound shit too. Get better mates.

[Lewis]

So am I good at drinking then? Because they were pretty gutted that nothing was happening. Next up: sniffing glue.

[Pepe]

I'd say you beasted it. Nowadays two drinks have me wobbling.

[Magic]

Are you like that spastic that LADS invite round, plough with drink and do weird sexual shit with?

[Spammer]

Chilling out in my room and there was just a MAHOOOSIVE explosion outside my window. A mate in Castleford 10 miles away has gone on Facebook asking what the fuck it is. Exciting times.

[Giggles]

Boat trip around Skellig Michael on Saturday as I'll be in Portmagee. Not landing season yet but I've a booking for that in July if I don't shit it by the look of the steps this weekend.

[igor_balis]

http://s32.postimg.org/cvgsiv379/13233458_10156884632190384_1197651767_n.jpg

The cat managed to bring in and kill this fucker. Impressed rather than annoyed, really.

[Giggles]

What's the lighter there for?

[igor_balis]

I could blag it was there for scale, but really it just happened to be there. Probably dropped it there when I was pissed at some point.

To clarify, that's behind the sofa, we had to pull it away from the wall to access the bird. It ain't like I've just got lighters lying about the place like some kind of fucking SLOB.

[Magic]

Having pets. :sick:

[Giggles]

Having pets. :sick:

He doesn't have a pet, he has a cat.

[Magic]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n163/izzman_2006/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there-_clean_-l.png

[Spoonsky]

Having pets. :sick:

Get a dog, it will fix your marriage.

[Baz]

On Friday I plan on going to a bar (https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g186337-d5542128-Reviews-Berry_Rye-Liverpool_Merseyside_England.html) in Liverpool where you have to knock on a door and wait to be let in. :cab:

Not quite as bizarre as The Washhouse (http://www.the-washhouse.co.uk/) in Manchester where you have to ring up and act like you need to go to do a load of washing, and they'll give you a time you can go for a drink. :cab: I don't even know why I've linked the website, because that just carries the pretence that it's actually a laundrette.

Anyway, after that bar (what exactly is a speakeasy? I'm going to Rack and Dollar (https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186337-d8425079-Reviews-Rack_and_Dollar-Liverpool_Merseyside_England.html) for my tea, to see what it's like. Might end up going there as part of my [English] stag do if it's good.

And then on Saturday night I'm going to my mate (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?967-I-m-Going-On-A-Stag-Do-With-Some-quot-Rugby-Lads-quot)'s wedding, which should be good. Although Mike went to a wedding at the same venue a few weeks ago and they ran out of draught beer. With a swathe of rugby lads twatting the ale, I might be lucky to get a pint by the time I get there.

[Giggles]

I was invited hillwalking by some ex mates. It's like they never even knew me.

[igor_balis]

Going Brighton this weekend should be aite.

[Lee]

I fly to Amsterdam on Thursday morning so tomorrow is my last day in. Back Sunday morning but had the foresight to take Monday off work anyway. :cool:

[igor_balis]

I lied. Brighton is next weekend. About to get in a car to Runcorn, then a train to Liverpool. Going to see hipster icon and Peter Kay nemesis Daniel Kitson at the Everyman, then a night out with some old uni pals and some Dutch blokes. Should be okay I suppose, though I really struggle with nights out when I haven't got anything legally dubious to keep me in a party mood; these days I'm more likely to be moody and desperate for bed or to throw up after about 6 drinks.

[igor_balis]

Or to send Magic videos on facebook of my weird friends. Sorry about that.

[Mike]

Going a wedding. My mate Tom's, who's stag do Baz made a thread about. I'm looking forward to it.

[Magic]

Or to send Magic videos on facebook of my weird friends. Sorry about that.

Can't wait. :)

[Manc]

A ten hour session yesterday has written my weekend off. Can't actually move.

[Baz]

I lied. Brighton is next weekend. About to get in a car to Runcorn, then a train to Liverpool. Going to see hipster icon and Peter Kay nemesis Daniel Kitson at the Everyman, then a night out with some old uni pals and some Dutch blokes. Should be okay I suppose, though I really struggle with nights out when I haven't got anything legally dubious to keep me in a party mood; these days I'm more likely to be moody and desperate for bed or to throw up after about 6 drinks.Go here:
On Friday I plan on going to a bar (https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g186337-d5542128-Reviews-Berry_Rye-Liverpool_Merseyside_England.html) in Liverpool where you have to knock on a door and wait to be let in. :cab:It's ace.

[Giggles]

What sort of wankery is that?

[Boydy]

Hipster wankery.

[Lewis]

The rowing boat hire people at Hornsea Mere said that it was too windy for it today. 'You wouldn't get anywhere if you tried'. Listen, mate...

[Lee]

Just finishing up in Amsterdam. Nice enough city but utterly ruined by stag parties on Friday and Saturday nights. Thursday night was fun, everything since has been a bit crap. I'm glad I've got the "lads' weekend away thing out of my system, I suppose. Definitely not for me and has left me thinking this group of mates are tossers. Which is s bit unfair given I knew what I was getting into, but there you go.

Quite looking forward to tomorrow. Going back on a coach rather than flying which will be pleasant enough as I haven't touched a drop today so will feel fresh. Probably get shot during the Brussels stop though.

[Magic]

Going to a country park in Midlothian tomorrow. Should be fun.

[Manc]

Gaaaaaay.

[Pepe]

My first Cat4 race today. Tried to be a hero and win by myself with four laps to go. Got caught and dropped with two to go.

[Boydy]

You were racing cats?

[Boydy]

The bar I work in is crazy busy tonight and the customers are all moany dickheads. I've had enough of working during the week and doing this too. I was thinking about leaving anyway but I think I'll hand my notice in tonight.

[Giggles]

Going to a country park in Midlothian tomorrow. Should be fun.

That's a real 'what the fuck happened' type of statement.

[Giggles]

The bar I work in is crazy busy tonight and the customers are all moany dickheads. I've had enough of working during the week and doing this too. I was thinking about leaving anyway but I think I'll hand my notice in tonight.

I've a possible job on in Ballymena next week. If I get to stay over :drool:

Would I get kneecapped in your bar?

[Raoul Duke]

Went to my mate's kid's first birthday party. Luckily it was in a pub (upstairs, not in the actual bar), so I could spend the afternoon drinking Guinness and eating mini-sausage rolls and cake. What a day.

[Manc]

Sausage rolls. :cool:

[Waffdon]

Just finishing up in Amsterdam. Nice enough city but utterly ruined by stag parties on Friday and Saturday nights. Thursday night was fun, everything since has been a bit crap. I'm glad I've got the "lads' weekend away thing out of my system, I suppose. Definitely not for me and has left me thinking this group of mates are tossers. Which is s bit unfair given I knew what I was getting into, but there you go.

Quite looking forward to tomorrow. Going back on a coach rather than flying which will be pleasant enough as I haven't touched a drop today so will feel fresh. Probably get shot during the Brussels stop though.

Did you give any lucky devil a cheeky creampie?

[Lee]

I did no such thing.

[Pepe]

You were racing cats?

I was.

[Manc]

Wait, has Lee split up with his ting?

[Lee]

Nope.

[Spoonsky]

This weekend and next week I'm involved in the traditional game of senior assassination (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_%28game%29) with about 60 people from my school (although 9 died on the first night, Hunger Games style). Just now had to be the getaway driver for a friend who was cornered in his house.

My target is unfortunately some random Hispanic and I've got no idea where she lives. Nobody seems to know her.

[Manc]

Probably isn't the best game to be playing in 'Merica.

[Pepe]

This weekend and next week I'm involved in the traditional game of senior assassination (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_%28game%29) with about 60 people from my school (although 9 died on the first night, Hunger Games style). Just now had to be the getaway driver for a friend who was cornered in his house.

My target is unfortunately some random Hispanic and I've got no idea where she lives. Nobody seems to know her.

Is that similar to the Humans vs Zombies shite?

[Boydy]

I've a possible job on in Ballymena next week. If I get to stay over :drool:

Would I get kneecapped in your bar?
Nah, it's full of old people.

Also if you're in during the week it won't be busy at all.

[Baz]

Went that wedding.

The brides sister is so fit. :drool: Her nose is massive and shaped like Hamann's (or that old Mint card advert), but she's so fit.

[Manc]

Imagine the salad tossing she'd give.

[Disco]

Went to my mate's kid's first birthday party. Luckily it was in a pub (upstairs, not in the actual bar), so I could spend the afternoon drinking Guinness and eating mini-sausage rolls and cake. What a day.

The benefits of children no-one tells you about:

Mini sausage rolls
Party rings
Dramatic increase in the amount of custard you have access to.

[Magic]

Had a great day at the park so there. :)

[Boydy]

You buried the body then?

[Danny]

Left the wife at home?

damn it Boydy

[Magic]

No as a family. At least I won't be FOREVER ALONE like Manc.

[Manc]

Picnic faggot.

[Disco]

You buried the body then?

She's under the new lamp post.

[igor_balis]

Liverpool was great fun. It was only while we were having a quick pint at the Pilgrim before we went to the theatre that we realised our mate had somehow managed to book 4 of the 6 tickets for the fucking matinee performance at 2pm. The lovely staff at the box office managed to delay the start of the performance by a couple of minutes and swap them for 4 tickets for some people who hadn't turned up, which was ace. Right in the middle of the back row as well, best seats in the house.

Followed that with getting fucked in ca va, jacaranda, hope and anchor and some pretentious 'absinthe bar'. Totally lost my drunken flirtation skills though; this really fit blonde girl was dancing with this really weird bloke who looked a bit like Ed Byrne. She caught my eye a couple of times and smiled, then eventually came over to me and said hello. I was so pissed all I managed to do was go 'err...so...that bloke you were dancing with...HE'S COOL MATE'. Then she just glared and me and went back over to him. I think she went home with him. Fuck sake.

[Lewis]

I went bowling today, because I had forgotten how utterly pointless and shit (not to mention expensive) it is. It actually annoyed me.

[Magic]

#inb4 Mahow claims he regularly bowls 300 games.

[Pepe]

What was your score? I am incredibly shit at bowling.

[Lewis]

I got something like 106 and 110. More than a hundred, but barely. I just launch it as hard as I can to feel like a big man, so half the time it shoots down the corners.

[Baz]

Liverpool was great fun. It was only while we were having a quick pint at the Pilgrim:sick:

[Pepe]

I don't think I've ever done over 100. I use the opposite tactic: grab the lightest ball I can find and slowly roll it through the middle. Half the time it shoots down the corners.

[Magic]

I don't think I've ever done over 100. I use the opposite tactic: grab the lightest ball I can find and slowly roll it through the middle. Half the time it shoots down the corners.

Yeah those weak wrists are killer man.

[GS]

I thought I heard another loud bang over the city earlier. The helicopters seem to be up now, so presumably something has happened. Again.

:moop:

[igor_balis]

:sick:

not my choice, really. it shows the football and is cheap. didn't get to that knock on the door place, i did give my mates the hard-sell but they were having none of it. next time i come up we'll go there together <3.

[phonics]

I average about 110 to 120. I can't throw the ball properly as it kills my wrist after a couple of throws so I just launch my arm straight and drop the ball (wrist facing away from the lane not towards it) and it seems to work.

[Giggles]

I've never bowled before.

[Mike]

Went out on a bike ride yesterday to the pub. Ate lamb and drank cider in the sun.

Going to Liverpool today with Baz. We're going booking some crazy golf thing, a restaurant and Bierkeller for his second stag do. Then we're going to a few bars.

[Pepe]

:drool:

Travelling to Iowa for a bike race tomorrow. Monday off is definitely welcome.

I was pulled off the race after four laps. Drove eight hours for twelve minutes of riding. :moop:

[Foe]

I was pulled off the race after four laps. Drove eight hours for twelve minutes of riding. :moop:

Pulled off for what? Being shit or being a cheater? Or did they suspect the Mexican conducting an elaborate drug trafficking operation?

[Lewis]

Eight hours sounds like a lot, but isn't the American speed limit about ten?

[Magic]

Black flagged for being a cunt. :drool:

[Pepe]

Pulled off for what? Being shit or being a cheater? Or did they suspect the Mexican conducting an elaborate drug trafficking operation?

For being shit.


Eight hours sounds like a lot, but isn't the American speed limit about ten?

It was 65mph most of the way. Think it was closer to seven hours actually.

EDIT: It was 215 miles away

EDIT2: Had to go up this thing 12 times (well, four in my case):

http://www.burlingtoniowa.org/ImageRepository/Path?filePath=%2FDocuments%5CContent%5C56%5C89%2Fs nake+alley+2_201504231137269066.jpg

No picture I've seen does it justice.

[Magic]

Lol I do 300 miles in 4.5hrs without stopping.

[Magic]

For being shit.



It was 65mph most of the way. Think it was closer to seven hours actually.

EDIT: It was 215 miles away

EDIT2: Had to go up this thing 12 times (well, four in my case):

http://www.burlingtoniowa.org/ImageRepository/Path?filePath=%2FDocuments%5CContent%5C56%5C89%2Fs nake+alley+2_201504231137269066.jpg

No picture I've seen does it justice.

The the track? Were you racing mini moto? :harold:

[Pepe]

Bicycle.

[phonics]

Is that San Francisco?

[Pepe]

Lol I do 300 miles in 4.5hrs without stopping.

Cunt I was with had to stop three times (each way) to pee. :moop:

[Lewis]

Lol I do 300 miles in 4.5hrs without stopping.

In your bare feet after an argument?

[Pepe]

Is that San Francisco?

The quite excellent Burlington, Iowa.

[Magic]

Cunt I was with had to stop three times (each way) to pee. :moop:

Hour long pisses eh?