What shall your weekend bring?

[phonics]

Such a rumour would never happen to Igor. The whole town seemed to know where he worked including our Uber driver.

[Boydy]

Sounds like you got merked, Lewis.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If you really were the TTH database you'd have said you are and shown him Molton's food pictures and claimed them as your own.

I call this one chicken and broccoli on pasta

[SincereTheRebel]

Looking for s chef for his meth lab

[niko_cee]

Yeah, in a gym, sounds like he was after some 'ingredients'.

[Ian]

If you really were the TTH database you'd have said you are and shown him Molton's food pictures and claimed them as your own.

I call this one chicken and broccoli on pasta

Since when did he add a second flavour to his dishes???

[Mazuuurk]

Lewis do you live in Portsmouth now?

[Lewis]

Yes. I got a job as a chef.

[Offshore Toon]

Mystery solved. (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Garden%20Chef)

[Mazuuurk]

Yes. I got a job as a chef.

I dunno if you are being sarcastic here or what have you, but what? You were studying like war history in Hull were you not? How does that lead to a job as a Chef and, in Portsmouth? Can't even be that many chefs there tbh.

[Pepe]

:face:

[Mazuuurk]

I don't really keep up with the kids anymore :sorry:

[Spikey M]

It has a historic port.

[Lewis]

I dunno if you are being sarcastic here or what have you, but what? You were studying like war history in Hull were you not? How does that lead to a job as a Chef and, in Portsmouth? Can't even be that many chefs there tbh.

I am being sarcastic. I work for the Ministry of Defence, which has a shitty little warehouse on the naval base.

[Spikey M]

Great kitchen though.

[Mazuuurk]

I am being sarcastic. I work for the Ministry of Defence, which has a shitty little warehouse on the naval base.

Should have become a chef.
Bet you go roaming around Gunwarf during lunch breaks and dream about it. Maybe Nandos.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We don't serve cous cous here, it's for communists.

[Shindig]

"Here's your vegan option." <points to exit>

[Giggles]

5 on a bank holiday Monday and tomorrow off. I need to convince the boss to the bar.

[Raoul Duke]

I went to the garden centre and bought some plants :cool:

[mo]

Our shed is on the verge of collapse so looks like my weekend will consist of getting everything out of the sodding thing. Hoping it holds on til then as I do love a good demolition job.

[John]

A boy in Paisley took a load of people hostage in his flat last night, threatening to burn the place to the ground. When the police asked him his demands they were a bag of cans, Brendan Rodgers back, and a job. :lol:

Outstanding.

[bruhnaldo]

I don't understand how people get THAT drunk but maybe it's cause I smoke a bit and don't end up just pounding beers the whole time.

[Ian]

A boy in Paisley took a load of people hostage in his flat last night, threatening to burn the place to the ground. When the police asked him his demands they were a bag of cans, Brendan Rodgers back, and a job. :lol:

Outstanding.

That is amazing.

[Pharad]

Fly fishing for wild brown trout, hopefully not fall in the water this time, the water is pretty cold in March with some of the ice yet to melt

[Shindig]

New York is somewhat planned out. Liberty and Ellis Island look like potential time sinks which is why that's first on the menu. Central Park looks like another. All the stuff I've earmarked seems to come to around $250. Could've been more but I'm not much of an art person and New York's full of that shit. At least I'm getting out of Manhattan for a couple of things.

[Josh]

New York is somewhat planned out. Liberty and Ellis Island look like potential time sinks which is why that's first on the menu. Central Park looks like another. All the stuff I've earmarked seems to come to around $250. Could've been more but I'm not much of an art person and New York's full of that shit. At least I'm getting out of Manhattan for a couple of things.

Getting to Liberty Island then Ellis Island then back is minimum 3 hours but if you are even somewhat interested in the immigration side of things (which is of course the reason you're going) you're looking at 4-5 hours. It's very good though but you're right it takes up the majority of your day.

Central Park is pretty great too just to mooch around. Hopefully it warms up a bit for your visit.

[Disco]

If it hasn't already been said do not under any circumstances bother going up the Statue of Liberty. It's shit and pointless.

[Josh]

100% this ^

What's the rest of your itinerary Shindig?

Enjoy the food and beer here - both are very good.

[mugbull]

East Village is like America’s very own Shoreditch, which is of course the pinnacle of Western civilization. You should check it.

[Shindig]

If it hasn't already been said do not under any circumstances bother going up the Statue of Liberty. It's shit and pointless.

And booked up until July. Right, so I'll get back, have time to do the MoMA whilst it's free.
Josh I'm looking to do:

- Financial District (WTC, Occulus, Wall Street, Federal Hall) and can probably sneak in the One World whilst I'm there. It's a cheaper Observatory than Top of the Rock but if I miss a view I can get one at ground level from Brooklyn Bridge or something.
- Guggenheim is free Saturday evening so I can take a wander around there. New York's got too much art for me to be bothered by most of it but at least this has a building to gawp at.
- Grand Central. I'm a sucker for big stations.
- I've got a couple of things to get me out of Manhattan. The Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria and the Transit Museum in Brooklyn. Might get out to Flushing for the Hall of Science and Flushing Meadows.
- Oh, the Intrepid. It's a bit of a walk from the nearest subway but it's my option for looking at planes and stuff. And I like the idea of being on a massive carrier.

I've listed stuff out in an email to myself with nearest subways and streets. Might actually make my way down to South Street Seaport and gawp at the old boat. Fraunces Tavern might be an idea as well.

[Josh]

Went to the Transit Museum at the weekend - that's a very cool place to spend an hour and it's only $10.

Download Citymapper rather than note down the subways etc. Weekends the schedules can change A LOT and the frequency of the trains is not like London. If you use Citymapper your whole trip will be a lot smoother as it accounts for live issues and changes and with the MTA, there are a lot of issues with the subways as they're old and underfunded.

I think you said you're over this weekend. Sunday is meant to be decent weather. Make sure you walk the high line/brooklyn bridge/central park on that day - walking around NY in actual warmth and sun is pretty great.

[Shindig]

I'm on old iOS so I'll have to wing the transit a bit.

[Baz]

This is why Josh is better than Greg.

[igor_balis]

Found my FM15 file :drool: :drool:

Loaded the game for the first time for 3 years and We're (Hibs) playing the champions league final against Real Madrid tomorrow. April 2028. Apparently we lost in the final 2 years ago. I stopped reload cheating when I was 14 but I'm very confused; I can't imagine I'd have just abandoned the file to play the beta of FM 16. I'll give myself the benefit of the doubt and assume this is just the legitimate continuation of the game.

[mo]

Casual bit of GBH last night as I repeatedly had a toilet stall door kicked into my face. Nose is a bit busted but no worse than that thankfully.

[Spikey M]

We're going to need some more details if we're to send Dave and Bamster out in the van, sir.

[mo]

I went in to use the shitter (had just got back from a school trip, dodgy burger on the way back had me ‘turtle-heading’ in the car) - this pub was the nearest place I could void my bowels. I was in there a while and could hear people doing coke in the next stall. Assume this guy was one of them as he went “We’ve got a paedo in here” and kicked the door the first time (I was mid wipe at this point). Kicked a few more times, then lifted himself up to get a look at me. Started kicking again calling me a paedo every time and a couple of times the door caught me in the face. Thankfully he got bored eventually and I got out of there as quickly as I could. Nose is bruised, bloody and swollen but no idea if it’s broken.

An all round humiliating and frustrating experience (police can’t do anything - no witnesses I know of and no CCTV).

[Lewis]

I don't think you can just dismiss these allegations given how strongly he clearly felt about it.

[Spikey M]

Did you accidentally have the volume up on your phone or something?

[mo]

Did you accidentally have the volume up on your phone or something?

No I had headphones in. Duh.

Also, classic TTH response there. Reveal you’ve been assaulted, community sides with attacker. Standard.

[Lewis]

u okay hun? X

[The Merse]

Start to move into a new flat this weekend. 15 mins walk to the Emirates :drool:

But moving is such a fucking ballache.

[mo]

u okay hun? X

That’s more like it.

(My previous comment probably sounds whiny but was intended as more observational)

[bruhnaldo]

Was he a 6'7" rugby star or something wtf

[Kikó]

Makes sense that we have a pedo on here tbh.

[Lewis]

Hiding in plain sight as well. He must have been lolling his head off at all the cover Hammer used to provide.

[Panda Bear]

It's been obvious since Baz's chernos thread.

[Baz]

You’re all welcome.

[Queenslander]

No I had headphones in. Duh.

Also, classic TTH response there. Reveal you’ve been assaulted, community sides with attacker. Standard.

At the start of the year a bloke in the cubicle next to me pissed all over my bare flip flop wearing right foot.

[Spikey M]

Another nonce crawling out of the woodwork.

[Baz]

Spent all day at a beer festival yesterday - well, from 2 til 7, and got absolutely hammers. Had a brilliant day though - sun was out, had some lovely beer - shout out to Age Of Aquarius (https://untappd.com/user/baz9torres/checkin/732896235), best red beer you'll ever have - and pretty much spent all day chatting rubbish with teh ladz. Our wives were there too, which changed the dynamic from the usual but was by no means a bad thing. Tiger Roll won me a few quid too, the beaut.

I thought I was doing okay, but then basically shutdown in a curryhouse at about 9:30. Practically asleep in my chair, was embarrassing. Thankfully the wife got us a taxi and we went home. Then I spewed into my own hands as soon as I got in, obviously dropping most of it on the carpet. Managed to get back outside and spewed on the driveway, then spent a good five minutes hurling chunks into my wheelie bin. Wife cleaned up my sick like a boss though, and I went to bed.

Had a black sludge beeriod this morning, that I couldn't even feel it coming out but the pure tarmac baby's first poo looking massacre that awaited me in the bowl confirmed I had indeed been pooing. I hosed the chicken tikka sick off the drive at 8am, then crawled back in bed and slept 9-12. Got KFC and it was everything I needed and more. :) Then my brother in law came round for a bit and his girlfriend was so hungover it actually made me feel even better.

[Boydy]

Went out on Friday after work and I still feel kinda rough today. I don't know how people do it every weekend.

[Giggles]

Went out on Friday after work and I still feel kinda rough today. I don't know how people do it every weekend.

Should have had an early few yesterday and went home, sort you rightly.

[Mike]

I'm off to someone at works wedding tonight. Should be fun as long as you get sat with the right people, I might even get up for a dance.
Tomorrow though I am off to a beer festival with Baz and some mates (if I was Baz I'd link to the thread about 'Rugby lad Tom' as he's going), which means I'll be taking it a little easy tonight, hopefully they have a beer on I like though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I woke up today and could tell that I'll have the flu/a cold in a day or two :(

[Spikey M]

Then it won't be the weekend, you mong.

[Lewis]

Ever since mo turned this into the paedophile thread it has been open season for the idiots.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Then it won't be the weekend, you mong.

It will be if it comes tomorrow.

[Spikey M]

Well, you had better be in here with Avian Swine Flu (there's a 'when pigs fly' joke here somewhere) by midnight tomorrow.

[Manc]

Spent the weekend in the Lakes. Beautiful part of the world.

[igor_balis]

I had a pretty fun weekend. I've realised recently that I have a bit of a problem with booze though; the venn diagram of "times I'm drunk enough to let go of my inhibitions enough to dance and enjoy being in a nightclub" and "times I get embarrassingly hammered, do really regrettable things and don't remember half of the evening" is basically a single circle. I'm pretty good at slowly accumulating pints of ale in old man pubs, but as soon as dance floors and jagerbombs are involved it all goes to shit.

[Bam]

Surprised, thought that was going to be more igor_balishit.

[Giggles]

I trust all our London contingent were down to lend their support...


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[Giggles]

Do you do this 'Darkness Into Light' bollocks over there or is it just a thing here?

[Spikey M]

What is it?

[Shindig]

https://www.darknessintolight.ie/

It's a suicide awareness thing.

[Giggles]

National selfie day.

[Spikey M]

Never heard of it.

[Pharad]

Just bought RAGE 2... so yeah, Monday to Friday will still be a bit too busy for the playthrough, however, during the weekend I'll shot and loot, and explode, and exterminate every single bad mf**er out there in the wasteland, the massacre will be gorgeous and I'll bath in the blood of the mutants!

[Pepe]

If bots like him become more common, this forum might still have legs for the future.

[Ian]

Only his second post outside Gamezine. Though admittedly this one was about computer games...

[phonics]

I love this thing.

[Spikey M]

Only his second post outside Gamezine. Though admittedly this one was about computer games...

Bruv, he's dropping advice for the loved ones of suicide cases in the depression thread.

[Disco]

No link in this one though.

[Shindig]

I love this thing.

Befriend it and then use it to manage your work's twitter feed.

[Spikey M]

Just bought RAGE 2... so yeah, Monday to Friday will still be a bit too busy for the playthrough, however, during the weekend I'll shot and loot, and explode, and exterminate every single bad mf**er out there in the wasteland, the massacre will be gorgeous and I'll bath in the blood of the mutants!

How are you enjoying it mate?

[Pepe]

Befriend it and then use it to manage your work's twitter feed.

More karma that Baz within the week.

[Baz]

I’m off work til Tuesday now. Going staying in a log cabin in Bedale in Yorkshire. :)

[Kikó]

Gdansk this weekend 🗣️

[Smjffy]

This weekend I get to see Ellie. The star of WDYTOE. Nearly four months!

[Baz]

What’s good in Harrogate?

[Giggles]

I've no ball to go to this Sunday at all. It's fucking miserable anyway so I'll just drink.

[Lewis]

What’s good in Harrogate?

If you're under sixty then not a lot.

[Baz]

Managed to spend three hours there without getting bored. :thbup:

[bruhnaldo]

Went to the Orlando City match Friday night, followed up with a day trip at Sea World's waterpark Aquatica (complete with protesters at the front gate) and a visit to our local lower division pro club (in what amounts to our 4th division).

Basically a club made up of random college players who want some games in between their collegiate seasons. Great time though.

Bx6LXJEAman

[John]

Managed to spend three hours there without getting bored. :thbup:

Do a bit of busking?

[Boydy]

igor_balis

[Lewis]

http://i66.tinypic.com/mcafbs.png

Looking after my little mate for the week. :cool:

[Spikey M]

Boydy is doing Igor this weekend?

[Giggles]

That'll make a good story.

[Spikey M]

Igor drinking on the pink train to pain.

[Kikó]

Lewis beast 😎

[igor_balis]

igor_balis

Yes, sweetheart?

[Boydy]

I just wanted you to stop ignoring me. :(

[Giggles]

I've just finished a 563km round trip with a raging hangover :(

[Spikey M]

That's 2.2165E+07 inches, Mokkers.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How many knots did you experience?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also, you might want to put that in feet for Phonics.

[Giggles]

5541338.58 hands.

[Giggles]

How many knots did you experience?

There was a good rate of knots flying out of my hole all day.

[Offshore Toon]

We should have a TTH Podcast where two names are randomly picked each week and then we get to make a thread to fire questions at them. Giggles and Mahow should kick us off.

Baz and Mike can host. We can try and turn them into the Poundworld Ant and Dec then when they get picked up by Channel 5 the profits can keep the forum going.

[Baz]

Sure.

[Giggles]

Who's booking me the flights?

[Boydy]

Kiko.

[Giggles]

I don't need a private jet, Aer Lingus would do.

[Giggles]

Anyone from Lancashire? They're in blue.


https://youtu.be/QdyV6qUCDXQ

[igor_balis]

We should have a TTH Podcast where two names are randomly picked each week and then we get to make a thread to fire questions at them. Giggles and Mahow should kick us off.

Baz and Mike can host. We can try and turn them into the Poundworld Ant and Dec then when they get picked up by Channel 5 the profits can keep the forum going.

I actually like this idea tbh. The two random name thing anyway.

[Baz]

Oi.

[Kikó]

Mates having us over for food and drink in a few hours in Woking. Hopefully she has a garden to get out into the sun.

[SincereTheRebel]

I have football golf tomorrow for money. 10 man involved. Ive done this 3 times previously for coins and i have yet to lose.

[Giggles]

I have football golf tomorrow for money. 10 man involved. Ive done this 3 times previously for coins and i have yet to lose.

You should talk them into playing for paper money and really clean up.

I've a work session in the city tonight but it'll no doubt be in some poser spot. Hair gel and long long shoes abound.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

But what if his friends have been hustling him?

[SincereTheRebel]

I have football golf tomorrow for money. 10 man involved. Ive done this 3 times previously for coins and i have yet to lose.

Undefeated :cool:

One of the tricky shots involved a hole being on the top of a really short, small hill. I scored in 5 shots while the rest of the man went into double figures.

[Giggles]

Wouldn't mind trying that some time.

[SincereTheRebel]

Then squad up with your team or take a short boat drip north east and connect with thommo thanks to MapHub.

[Spikey M]

Giggles and the squad. :cool:

[Giggles]

My squad would make Average Joes look like the gladiators.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Giggles makes his squad lie in their own piss.

[Pepe]

TTH tourney. Everyone brings their squads and we duke it out.

[SincereTheRebel]

If that is the case, skip that and lets just do TTH FightClub

[Giggles]

There's one close to my house actually. I'm going next Saturday if it's still there.

[igor_balis]

I bloody love footgolf.

[Giggles]

How long are the holes normally?

[Kikó]

I guess maximum is 400m each hole?

[igor_balis]

Pretty sure I played on a 9 hole par 3 course.

[SincereTheRebel]

I play on an 18 hole course. There are also people playing golf on the same course at the same time as footgolf. There is also another golf course next to it but thats for the serious golfers. Footgolf is banned on that field.

[Giggles]

I play on an 18 hole course. There are also people playing golf on the same course at the same time. There is also another golf course next to it but thats for the serious golfers

You're not kicking a ball up a real golf hole that people are playing on are you?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why isn't it going in the fucking hole.

[Kikó]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/13gkqBgnTK8aKQ/giphy.gif

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If only it had gone that far :(

[igor_balis]

I've been to about 50 premier league games and saw man utd with Berbatov, Tevez and Ronaldo destroy us at the hawthorns but the best sporting moment I've ever witnessed in person was my mate hitting a hole in one at foot golf.

[niko_cee]

Do you have to kick it through something in this footgolf business or is it like the (really shit) frisby version where there's a weird chain pole target thing?

Not sure why you'd go to an actual golf course and not just play golf. It's not like you have to be any good at it to enjoy trying to Happy Gilmore it off the tee (you actually have to be really good to do that).

[igor_balis]

Do you have to kick it through something in this footgolf business or is it like the (really shit) frisby version where there's a weird chain pole target thing?

Not sure why you'd go to an actual golf course and not just play golf. It's not like you have to be any good at it to enjoy trying to Happy Gilmore it off the tee (you actually have to be really good to do that).

You have to get it in an actual hole. Ey ey

[Giggles]

Do you have to kick it through something in this footgolf business or is it like the (really shit) frisby version where there's a weird chain pole target thing?

Not sure why you'd go to an actual golf course and not just play golf. It's not like you have to be any good at it to enjoy trying to Happy Gilmore it off the tee (you actually have to be really good to do that).

There's no golf course around here that would accept anyone on the premises that isn't a fairly good standard.

[niko_cee]

Yeah, that's the blight of golf in these isles. It's one of the last bastions of absolute arseholery. I think I've only ever played once here, but used to play quite a bit in Australia where you could pretty much just turn up and hack away on the many municipal courses or whatever they were called for a modest fee.

It really pisses me off that the main/'Royal' course over here is on public/common land but for years they bascially denied you access as a local unless you became a member at an exorbitant cost. I think that may have gone now though as it's a game/sport in proper full-on decline. Slayed, as per Jimmy's theory, by the bigger spectre/menace of 'road cycling'.

[SincereTheRebel]

I have another date this morning and more football golf tomorrow.

[niko_cee]

3 hour shift on the school fete bar this afternoon. It's hot.

[Kikó]

Sunbathing during the day [read: burning] and hosting people in the evening for a wine tasting (the wife works in wine so she's the driver on this). Parkrun this morning was pretty difficult with the heat but think I got a new PB.

[Smjffy]

The last wine tasting I did I wasn't impressed with the wine as such (although I do really like Shiraz) but the raclette(?) that was brought with it ensured it was a lovely social experience.

Go grab one, Keeks. Awesome addition to social occasions.

[Spikey M]

Looking after my 8 month old whilst wife takes our daughter to 2 kids birthday parties and puppy sitting for my cousin.

[Kikó]

The last wine tasting I did I wasn't impressed with the wine as such (although I do really like Shiraz) but the raclette(?) that was brought with it ensured it was a lovely social experience.

Go grab one, Keeks. Awesome addition to social occasions.

We've got a load of cheese at the end - we've not got any raclette but plenty of blue, goats and some sicilian gear.

[Smjffy]

That response confused me for a moment.

I meant this (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Raclette-Grill-Gourmet-Party-persons/dp/B00091PGQS), not the actual cheese. :D

Meats and cheese + wine = envious.

[Queenslander]

Missus birthday which I did quite well thank you very much.

[Boydy]

Looking after my 8 month old whilst wife takes our daughter to 2 kids birthday parties and puppy sitting for my cousin.

Post pics of the puppy.

[Kikó]

That response confused me for a moment.

I meant this (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Raclette-Grill-Gourmet-Party-persons/dp/B00091PGQS), not the actual cheese. :D

Meats and cheese + wine = envious.

TBH I was trying to work out what you were saying and landed on cheese.No meat though.

[Smjffy]

I wish I knew how to articulate my points, opinions and suggestions better but I'm just shit. :cry:

I've come a long way since the your/you're days though...

[Spikey M]

Post pics of the puppy.

Will do. It's about 7 months now. Does that still count as a puppy? It's one of those cockapoo things, anyway.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thought I was going to be deep searched at airport security.

A security guy said just come with me and as I turned I saw a little cubicle and thought that was where we were heading. Fortunately he was just taking me to another guard who could test my hands and bag for drugs.

[Smjffy]

Well, speaking from experience, it is not a good feeling. "Bend over and wiggle" are words I don't think I will ever forget.

[Giggles]

I had to work last minute as I've a big job on next week and some stuff got delayed, so all beering plans are postponed.

[mo]

Town carnival later which the kids are in, so think I have to walk along with the bucket collecting coppers.

Parkrun nearly killed me this morning, no PB here :/

[Spikey M]

Post pics of the puppy.

http://i67.tinypic.com/21lu045.jpg

Why is it side ways? Played tinypic.

[Giggles]

:wub:

[Smjffy]

Say Hi to Lola, Spikey.


https://i.imgur.com/z8x12Ni.jpg

[Boydy]

That's adorable, Spikey.

[SincereTheRebel]

I have another date this morning and more football golf tomorrow.

Tyre check - [PASS] FAIL

[Pepe]

:cool:

[Spoonsky]

Is that a euphemism?

[Giggles]

Provincial hurling final day, nothing like it :cool:

[mo]

Bought a car this afternoon, which wasn’t on the agenda. Was going to wait a few weeks but my car died again this morning and I’m not putting any more money into it.

[Spikey M]

What car did you get?

[mo]

It’s a Dacia Logan. It’s nothing fancy, but reliable and a load of boot space. And it’s diesel. Ive been driving a 20 year old Nissan Almera for the last 10 years so this feels like stepping into the future.

[SincereTheRebel]

Here is me thinking its a Lancia

[Mike]

Just home from a weekend away with work, we took 55 kids to PGL. Had a blast as always but I’m shattered!

[Boydy]

Post pics of the puppy.

Why you'd neg rep me for this but leave a nice message, Smjffy?

[Magic]

I hoovered a joint yesterday and got so stoned I spewed in Mcdonalds toilet and went to bed in my clothes. Disgrace.

[Smjffy]

Why you'd neg rep me for this but leave a nice message, Smjffy?

I was on the mobile and it wouldn't let me change it lol.

[mugbull]

I hoovered a joint yesterday and got so stoned I spewed in Mcdonalds toilet and went to bed in my clothes. Disgrace.

Dunno how that can happen

[Giggles]

Dunno how that can happen

You don't know how that can happen? He's not exactly saying he flew solo to Neptune or anything.

[Spikey M]

Dunno how that can happen

If thats rocked you, you should hear what happens when people drink too much alcohol.

[Magic]

Dunno how that can happen

I'm a pussy and I hadn't smoked in ages. Hoovering was a mistake.

[mugbull]

Maybe it’s the dialect that’s throwing me off. You hoovered it? Does that mean you ate the joint?

[Giggles]

Maybe it’s the dialect that’s throwing me off. You hoovered it? Does that mean you ate the joint?

Hoovers don't eat things, they suck things. I'd assume from that he smoked it very quickly.

[mugbull]

I don’t know what a hoover is, so the action in question was a mystery to me

Still wild that he ended up in that state after one (Scottish) joint

[Smjffy]

Vacuum, Mug.

[Magic]

Mug is making an extreme fool of himself, when the main point was to make myself look like a twat. You've always got my back bro.

[Smjffy]

Deep friend edibles ftw?

I've managed to cut down on the olde smoke myself. Limited to one before bed and that's my lot. I had to knock it on the head for a week or two just to get the effects again.

Ounce a week down to a Q. £££ to ££. Still, need something healthier.

[mugbull]

Mug is making an extreme fool of himself, when the main point was to make myself look like a twat. You've always got my back bro.

The story made you look lame, I was just laughing at you

[mugbull]

Deep friend edibles ftw?

I've managed to cut down on the olde smoke myself. Limited to one before bed and that's my lot. I had to knock it on the head for a week or two just to get the effects again.

Ounce a week down to a Q. £££ to ££. Still, need something healthier.

Ounce a week is a fucking habit ay. that’s Wiz Khalifa levels

[Smjffy]

Might explain why I'm "unstableeeeeee"

[Smjffy]

Shit. That's Krizz. Damnit.

[Magic]

The story made you look lame, I was just laughing at you

Hardly lame, though spewing was really embarrassing.

Got another J in the car. Might blaze up tonight you feelz.

[Spikey M]

Now you look lame.

[Smjffy]

What a loser. I hope you get pulled over.

[Giggles]

Hardly lame, though spewing was really embarrassing.

Got another J in the car. Might blaze up tonight you feelz.

Think of picking up the kid horse.

[Shindig]

Don't do drugs. She can use it against you.

[Offshore Toon]

As if. There's weed everywhere these days. Get the bus to somewhere stupidly far away and hoover that joint up for the good of the board.

[Giggles]

As if. There's weed everywhere these days. Get the bus to somewhere stupidly far away and hoover that joint up for the good of the board.

Hippy thinking still doesn't mean she couldn't use it in a hearing about custody/visitation. It's still illegal.

[Magic]

It's in the car because I forgot to take it out. I'll just spark up here I'm not going to drive away to a field and do a shame smoke. I'm 30 and I live in a basement.

[Magic]

#420

[Offshore Toon]

Hippy thinking still doesn't mean she couldn't use it in a hearing about custody/visitation. It's still illegal.
Pretty sure somebody got let off by a judge for coke usage after the whole Gove thing. But yeah, it probably is best to go squeaky clean for now.

It's in the car because I forgot to take it out. I'll just spark up here I'm not going to drive away to a field and do a shame smoke. I'm 30 and I live in a basement.
It's not a shame smoke. It's an adventure smoke. Go live your life.

[Magic]

Lol I'm not going to post it online or anything.

Oh fuck. Baz.

[Giggles]

Lol I'm not going to post it online or anything.

Oh fuck. Baz.

He's already added it to her dossier.

[Shindig]

'Adventure smoke' :D

[Smjffy]

My former friends partner used it against him and he still has issues whereby he's not allowed to drive with his own kid. You can't gauge some people, Magic. It takes one wrong arguement on any given night then boom, she's got you. Again.

Sad that we even have to think of that but just be wary fella. TTH has your back.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Go for an adventure dogging too.

Thumb it in.

[Giggles]

Pretty sure somebody got let off by a judge for coke usage after the whole Gove thing. But yeah, it probably is best to go squeaky clean for now.

You wouldn't even want to fart in public in the current situation. She's shown how ruthless she is already.

[Offshore Toon]

You wouldn't even want to fart in public in the current situation. She's shown how ruthless she is already.
That is true.

Just go on a night out with Waff then. Although that'll probably end up worse than smoking a joint. Fuck it, just watch Wimbledon and eat sausage roll sandwiches.

[Pepe]

Went to Lowes to pick up some stuff and as I was about to park I noticed that the spot was reserved for Army Veterans. What a country.

[Lewis]

I saw a man with a prosthetic leg park a Lotus Elise in a disabled space once. Alright, he does pass; but if you can squeeze yourself in and out of one of those are you really that crippled?

[Pepe]

Fitter than most of the population if anything.

[Pepe]

Speaking of, my sister registered her dog (a yorkshire) as a fucking service dog so she could take it anywhere. You should do that with Brock and take him out for a pint of milk.

[Magic]

That is true.

Just go on a night out with Waff then. Although that'll probably end up worse than smoking a joint. Fuck it, just watch Wimbledon and eat sausage roll sandwiches.

I'd have to apply to the International Court of Human Rights to be let within 200 miles of her if I went on a night out with Waff.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just go round to Waff's and watch Love Island together.

[Giggles]

Being Mexican it probably just means she can't eat it.

[Pepe]

That was in the U S of A, of course. In Mexico nobody would give a shit about the crappy vest your dog is wearing, they would still kick both of you out.

[Lewis]

Speaking of, my sister registered her dog (a yorkshire) as a fucking service dog so she could take it anywhere. You should do that with Brock and take him out for a pint of milk.

I took him out for an ice cream recently and the woman gave him his own for free. :cool:

[Pepe]

Wait, it was not service dog, it was therapy dog. :harold:


I took him out for an ice cream recently and the woman gave him his own for free. :cool:

:cool:

[Shindig]

Dogs shouldn't have people food. It gives them lofty ideas.

[Giggles]

Wait, it was not service dog, it was therapy dog. :harold:

I was actually wondering how you register a Yorkie as a service dog in the first place.

[Pepe]

I was actually wondering how you register a Yorkie as a service dog in the first place.

Go to some corrupt doctor, claim you need him for your 'anxiety' and you're good to go.

[John]

I saw a man with a prosthetic leg park a Lotus Elise in a disabled space once. Alright, he does pass; but if you can squeeze yourself in and out of one of those are you really that crippled?

My mate's sister was rejected for a few disability allowances despite having a peg leg because she was adept enough on it to get around without crutches.

[mugbull]

I don’t understand the female obsession with dogs. They’re fine, especially if you have no friends, but they’re not that great

[Pepe]

They are that great.

Show him up, Lewis.

[Boydy]

Of course Mugbull doesn't like dogs.

[John]

That name change keeps justifying itself.

[Spikey M]

Go for an adventure dogging too.

Thumb it in.

:cool:

[Magic]

He's being unnecessarily abrasive and argumentative on every topic. What the fuck Muggers.

[Giggles]

Of course Mugbull doesn't like dogs.

Ever the contrarian. He's making a thing of it.

[Spikey M]

Not liking dogs signposts you as a massive wrong'un. They are bundles of joy and love. You utter prick, Mongbull.

[igor_balis]

yeah dogs are cool

[mugbull]

Ever the contrarian. He's making a thing of it.

Look who’s talking fatty

[Giggles]

Look who’s talking fatty

Good comeback.

[mugbull]

Dogs are just so stupid. Which is cute for awhile but annoying the longer you’re with one. Birds are where it’s at

[mugbull]

Good comeback.

If i’m a contrarian you are antimatter

[Giggles]

Water is wet.

Muggers: no it isn't. Unless everyone else thinks it isn't.

Hopefully this is just a phase you're going through and you're not actually a retard.

[Offshore Toon]

Did we ever see the results for Mug's autism test?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm not a fan of dogs because two massive ones jumped on me when I was a kid. Not aggressively or anything but it's put me off the vast majority of dogs. Well, at least initially as they can win me round.

My older brother had a great dog though (half golden retriever half something else that I can't remember).

[Lewis]

http://i68.tinypic.com/11htic3.png

Sponge.

[mugbull]

Water is wet.

Muggers: no it isn't. Unless everyone else thinks it isn't.

Hopefully this is just a phase you're going through and you're not actually a retard.

i don’t usually respond to conversations that I agree with on TTH, that’s boring. Unless i really really love something, like loukoumades. Its far more enjoyable to respond to something that i disagree with and argue with people

[Offshore Toon]

i don’t usually respond to conversations that I agree with on TTH, that’s boring. Unless i really really love something, like loukoumades. Its far more enjoyable to respond to something that i disagree with and argue with people
Did you like Waff's feet then?

[mugbull]

Did you like Waff's feet then?

I was going to respond to John’s comment about his right foot by saying he’s clutching at straws, but I was dissuaded by the fact that John is a tragedy

[Magic]

Did you like Waff's feet then?

Jesus christ. The gap between big and index toe was vile.

[Offshore Toon]

I was going to respond to John’s comment about his right foot by saying he’s clutching at straws, but I was dissuaded by the fact that John is a tragedy
The same happened with me. How anybody did more than just glance at the photo is baffling. I've hardly got big plans this evening, but I'm not going to spend any more time than absolutely necessary looking at another man's feet.

[Offshore Toon]

Jesus christ. The gap between big and index toe was vile.
Have you hoovered yet?

[Magic]

Have you hoovered yet?

Not yet. Waiting till the wean goes to sleep before I hotbox the basement.

[mugbull]

Not yet. Waiting till the wean goes to sleep before I hotbox the basement.

Hopefully you don’t black out after taking your first hit

[Spikey M]

Jesus christ. The gap between big and index toe was vile.

Index toe. Is that a thing? It should be a thing.

[Magic]

Hopefully you don’t black out after taking your first hit

I whiteyed just thinking about it.

[Magic]

Index toe. Is that a thing? It should be a thing.

That's how I reference the toes.

[Waffdon]

Might open up an Only Fans account x

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Went to a Chinese restaurant in Cricklewood tonight and most of it had been booked for a wedding.

Never expected Chinese people to be so loud. They also get making some weird 'woah/hey' noise when doing some group photos.

[Magic]

That's just normal human behaviour. Surprising, I know.

[Lewis]

Never expected Chinese people to be so loud.

:cab:

[mugbull]

Has Mahow never seen a Chinese person before?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:cab:

They're just generally quite reserved I've found but there were quite a few 'LADS' downing Tigers.

[Lewis]

They're the loudest people in the world. Get more than two of them together and everything gets shouted. I think they're like bats. They can't tell each other apart in groups, so they have to recognise people from their voice.

[SincereTheRebel]

Has Mahow never seen a Chinese person before?

He probably does not class them as humans who have their own language.

[Magic]

They're the loudest people in the world. Get more than two of them together and everything gets shouted. I think they're like bats. They can't tell each other apart in groups, so they have to recognise people from their voice.

Spanish people dislike this.