U.S. Presidential Election 2016 (Sponsored by Betty Croker's Hamburger Helper)

[Shindig]

While some critics have equated Churchill's imperialism with racialism, belief in the racial superiority of the British was widespread during Churchill's lifetime, even among liberals and socialists, and Churchill as a man of his time also subscribed to such ideas.

Surely it's much easier to acknowledge every cunt was racist rather than trying to pick out individuals.

[Spikey M]

Yeah he bombed a lot of aryans, the best of the white folk.

We're going to need a spreadsheet if we're really going to settle this.

[Lewis]

Anyone who thinks he caused or even exacerbated the Bengal famine ought to be ignored. There is enough suspect stuff in there without having to imagine things.

[Lewis]

The League of Gentlemen has been canned as well because of Papa Lazarou. He's a supernatural being, not a blacked up man.

[John]

The Babadook will be next for the bin then.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dumbo should be cut if they're doing all this.

Jim and the other crows aren't a good look.

[Byron]

Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes will be gone as well.

[Shindig]

The League of Gentlemen has been canned as well because of Papa Lazarou. He's a supernatural being, not a blacked up man.

I'm grinning at that. It might have the minstrel imagery but they're taking the piss out of their old Greek landlord.

[Lewis]

It's like when Godfrey Elfwick got on the radio calling Star Wars racist because 'Dark Raider' listens to rap.

[Kikó]

Lewis


ou don’t seem to have faced the outcry a lot of other comedy writers have despite creating controversial characters. In regards to Papa Lazarou, you’ve always said he was never intended to be blackface, but do you understand why people view it as such?

RS: I guess so. But it was never an existing character. It was not me doing a black man. It was always this clown-like make-up and we just came up with what we thought was the scariest idea to have in a sort of Child Catcher-like way. And I don’t think we ever had any complaintsthen.

SP: Even when we did the specials a couple of years ago and that character reappeared – I may be wrong, but I don’t think we had any complaints. People know that it was a character and the oddness and weird nature of that character doesn’t make you sit there and think, “What point are they trying to make?” It’s not a political thing at all.

RS: I think that’s evident. I hope it is. He is just an otherworldly human.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/features/inside-no-9-steve-pemberton-reece-shearsmith-interview-bbc-league-of-gentlemen-a9306611.html

[phonics]

https://i.imgur.com/4UhZEyF.png

Genuinely moronic.

[John]

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The real menace.

[Boydy]

:D

Who is that dog?

[Shindig]

... look at the pub.

[Ian]

That is excellent.

[Disco]

Was it a particularly racist dog?

[Spikey M]

"Greyfriars Bobby (May 4, 1855 – January 14, 1872) was a Skye Terrier who became known in 19th-century Edinburgh for spending 14 years guarding the grave of his owner until he died himself on 14 January 1872. The story continues to be well known in Scotland, through several books and films. A prominent commemorative statue and nearby graves are a tourist attraction."

I struggled with the Futurama episode enough :(

[Mellberg]

Just seen one of the other coppers (Thomas Lane) has posted his $750,000 bond and is out on bail. Fuck knows where you get that kind of money from. Made me consider the other three though. Do you find them guilty of aiding and abetting? Feels harsh. Obviously Chauvin has to go down, but I have a bit of sympathy for the other three, provided they've not done something I'm not aware of.

[Don]

There was some chinaman cop in ome of the vids caught licking his lips and gagging to beat up some peaceful scum. Anyways, he was getting doxxed and turned out he made in excess of 200k as a cop last year or some shit. It seema with overtime and what not they're not doing too bad.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52998870

Ant and Dec fucked.

[Byron]

Finally, some good news to come out of all this.

[Shindig]

Just seen one of the other coppers (Thomas Lane) has posted his $750,000 bond and is out on bail. Fuck knows where you get that kind of money from. Made me consider the other three though. Do you find them guilty of aiding and abetting? Feels harsh. Obviously Chauvin has to go down, but I have a bit of sympathy for the other three, provided they've not done something I'm not aware of.

Unless it was their first day on the job, yes. They'll have been trained to know 30 seconds on a man's neck is the limit.

[niko_cee]

Wasn't it one of their 3rd days on or something? What a way to start a 'career'.

:cab:

[Jimmy Floyd]

I saw another clip where someone was doing the knee on the neck and another cop forced him off, so there's no real excuse.

[John Arne]

On the bond, I reckon some random white republican/Fox News host will just bail them out.

[Don]

Rumours The Inbetweeners being removed from youtube might be linked. If they go there Raheem will be chased into the US to start his career as a music video twerk girl.

[Queenslander]

Top work to the piss weak cunts at Netflix on cancelling Chris Lilley.

This on the same day people want to pull down Captain Cook statues in Sydney. Imagine thinking those two blokes are in any way similiar.

[mugbull]

Top work to the piss weak cunts at Netflix on cancelling Chris Lilley.

This on the same day people want to pull down Captain Cook statues. Imagine thinking those two blokes are in any way similiar.

They took down Lunatics? Fuck that shit. None of his characters were a different race at all. I'm guessing the feminists are riding this BLM wave too?

[Queenslander]

They took down Lunatics? Fuck that shit. None of his characters were a different race at all. I'm guessing the feminists are riding this BLM wave too?

Probably Jonah from TONGA got it all pulled down.

Im sure people are exploiting BLM for all its worth.

[Jimmy Floyd]

This pathetic bullshit will just make people more racist.

[Queenslander]

Nick Mullen has made this cracker.

https://i.ibb.co/S7VZ32C/Screenshot-20200610-105129-Instagram.jpg (https://ibb.co/XkFGC9R)

[wullie]

Think the Inbetweeners one is just a snide Youtube page that was removed because it's on All4 and that Britbox thing, if that was ever cancelled E4 would be a blank screen for half the week.

[niko_cee]

I see Gladstone has gone under the bus as well.

I vaguely recall studying him (and Disraeli naturally) back in the day and was generally of the view that history judged both of them fairly well, on the whole. Son of a slave-owner though, so in the bin.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Gladstone under the bus but Nick Clegg dandy shilling for facebook. British liberalism in 2020.

[John Arne]

Can we take this opportunity to shutdown the French subway system, too.

[Don]

https://twitter.com/MarkHiggie1/status/1270971241663541248?s=20

I mean you all know I don't have a racist bone in my body but it's hard not to think of a particular animal when you watch that. Thw two whities and their passiveness too :D

[Kikó]

Fuck off you cunt.

[Don]

That's the energy that umbrella guy is probably demonstrating on twitter when he gets home.

[Kikó]

This is not a Bernard Manning set. Wind it in.

[Lofty]

There's a lot of things wrong reflected in that clip. Obviously the clever cunts who feel alright to hang around filming and then actively participate (wonder if laddo captured himself kicking the copper on the ground in his vid?) Is a societal problem. The police being under resourced and underequipped is something that was warned about when May was Home Secretary. Fair play to the female officer but her bravery didn't help too much in the end, if she was a 6'4" fella the crowd might have been a bit more hesistant.

Just give all police MP5s and freefire authorisation :D

[Don]

What the fuck are you getting tetchy for? I haven't said anything untoward. Look at Mbappe's [on the lime bike] behaviour. 1:06 and his movements :D

[Don]

There's a lot of things wrong reflected in that clip. Obviously the clever cunts who feel alright to hang around filming and then actively participate (wonder if laddo captured himself kicking the copper on the ground in his vid?) Is a societal problem. The police being under resourced and underequipped is something that was warned about when May was Home Secretary. Fair play to the female officer but her bravery didn't help too much in the end, if she was a 6'4" fella the crowd might have been a bit more hesistant.

Just give all police MP5s and freefire authorisation :D

Honourable mention to the cries of "RACISM" whilst five of then jump one guy and some old dear whilst tooled up.

[Lewis]

That old boy offering people out over the Robert Baden-Powell statue is top drawer. It ought to be a more difficult sell with it only have been there five minutes, but then I suppose people actually know who he is. Either way, I don't see 'Captain Tom' putting his neck on the line like them lads. Elsewhere:

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It's like an optical illusion. Shadow or bursting head?

[Queenslander]

The Victorians are seething at the AFL players who took a knee before last nights game. Might as well call Victoria the most toxic State in the Country now.

[Queenslander]

These poor buggers have been up against it for a long time.

Im thinking it doesnt register in the West because white woke people cant indulge in performance art at the same time?


The Black Lives Matter movement has inspired many indigenous minorities to speak out about systemic racism in their own countries, but in some countries like Indonesia, their cries remain largely unheard

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-12/black-lives-matter-protests-debate-over-racism-papuans-indonesia/12331580

[Queenslander]

This goes here I think.



10 things you should know about slavery in Australia

https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/2016/12/01/10-things-you-should-know-about-slavery-australia

[Disco]

I guess this means the guy near me who painted his old mk2 Escort in full Dukes of Hazard paint scheme has to be done in too.

[niko_cee]

Wait a second, the jocks have defaced the statue of Robert the Bruce at Bannockburn?

"Robert was a racist bring down the statue"

Class.

:D

[Shindig]

When they say deface, did they just smear black paint on his face?

[Waffdon]

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Lewis and his pals out in force :drool:


All out to protect statues hahahahaha what a weird country.

[Don]

The Millwall, West Ham and Chelsea union is a beautiful sight. Seen some tasty vids already, would love to be in amongst it tonight after a few beers.

[John]

There's been a one man protest on the main road near me for a few days now. He has two signs, one which says 'Black Lives Matter' and another which says 'Sometimes'. He seems to just spend all day sliding the latter in and out from behind the former.

[John]

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Excellent.

[Manc]

The Millwall, West Ham and Chelsea union is a beautiful sight. Seen some tasty vids already, would love to be in amongst it tonight after a few beers.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7McKaIXQAAmLnc.jpg

[Giggles]

What are the Nazi salutes all those mongs do about? I know history teaching is poor enough there but come on.


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[phonics]

Because they don’t actually care about the statue. They care about the people they don’t like caring about them.

[Waffdon]

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Excellent.

Are you there in your UJ boxers?

[Yevrah]

I do fear this argument (for want of a better word) has lost sight of what's actually important. Which is why nothing will change.

[Smjffy]

I do fear this argument (for want of a better word) has lost sight of what's actually important. Which is why nothing will change.

Mission accomplished, you mean? That's the impression I get.

[Yevrah]

In what sense is it mission accomplished?

Systemic racism will still be rife and those that are racist in authority will still abuse their power and get away with it.

But that's ok presumably, as a statue of Churchill is now living in a box.

[John]

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[Smjffy]

In what sense is it mission accomplished?

Systemic racism will still be rife and those that are racist in authority will still abuse their power and get away with it.

But that's ok presumably, as a statue of Churchill is now living in a box.

Distracting from the real issues. I understand the divide of sorts with regards to Churchill but I'm not going to pretend I'm any sort of history buff other than knowing that he did as much bad as he did good for the time and we shouldn't hide from our history but embrace it, accept it, paint a true reflection of it for the time period and whack it in a museum for those interested. The sudden change in how white people are going about the BLM is proof enough that things won't change but then we knew that before the protests. It won't change because racism isn't as black and white as people would think, it's far more complex and because large amounts of uneducated, ignorant or too afraid to challenge things then nothing will change either.

UK is racist, it's a simple fact that we should accept. There is no disputing it init.

[Yevrah]

I think we're saying the same thing Smiff.

Ultimately, as soon as the movement focused on pissing about with statues it was game over.

[Smjffy]

I didn't even read the thread, I just waded in with my own opinion (as per) but yeah, you're right. I just see it as a deliberate act rather than a (un)fortunate set of events, I really do. Fully expecting a big kick off after 5pm because there is no way to police that when emotions are high.

[niko_cee]

Speaking of things that are 'of their time' I saw this beauty in the latest Bojo old article hatchet job, quoting him in 2002 about Uganda:


You will find fruits rare and strange, like the jackfruit, hanging bigger than your head and covered with green tetrahedral nodules. Though delicately perfumed, it is, alas, more or less disgusting, and not even Waitrose is pretentious enough to stock it

Fast forward 18 years and by crikey yes Waitrose stocks a whole range of jackfruit 'goodness'.

[Lewis]

Top lads, keeping it largely peaceful.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Speaking of things that are 'of their time' I saw this beauty in the latest Bojo old article hatchet job, quoting him in 2002 about Uganda:



Fast forward 18 years and by crikey yes Waitrose stocks a whole range of jackfruit 'goodness'.
Jackfruit products are everywhere now.

[Giggles]

Don’t the unwashed use it as ‘pulled pork’?

[Jimmy Floyd]

I think we're saying the same thing Smiff.

Ultimately, as soon as the movement focused on pissing about with statues it was game over.

I don't think we should confuse 'the movement' i.e. black Americans challenging the soft and hard power structures in that country in the wake of ongoing police brutality, with a load of largely white student crusty morons over here pulling a statue down out of boredom.

[Lewis]

What are the Nazi salutes all those mongs do about? I know history teaching is poor enough there but come on.


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Unless I'm seeing different footage, it's arms in the air football chanting.

[Waffdon]

Some of the videos of Lewis and John’s pals are amazing. Stella Artois will have made a fortune today

[Giggles]

Unless I'm seeing different footage, it's arms in the air football chanting.

You must have. Just click the Nazi trending tab on Twitter.

It’s hardly a new thing for the demographic anyway.

[Waffdon]

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:d

[Lewis]

You must have. Just click the Nazi trending tab on Twitter.

It’s hardly a new thing for the demographic anyway.

I'm not seeing it. This (https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1271761587670523904) is doing the rounds, but really?

[Yevrah]

I don't think we should confuse 'the movement' i.e. black Americans challenging the soft and hard power structures in that country in the wake of ongoing police brutality, with a load of largely white student crusty morons over here pulling a statue down out of boredom.

I meant the movement in this country, but yeah, of course not.

[phonics]

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[Don]

I see pics like that of White vs Black conflict but I've not seen the vids. Dose me up Waff, I've got the tissues at the ready :drool:

[Waffdon]

There’s not much. Just the black dons running at random Lewis’

[Lewis]

There must be a better TTH-relevant nickname for a complete idiot whose entire personality is their football affiliations.

[Shindig]

What a bunch of Ants.

[Waffdon]

There must be a better TTH-relevant nickname for a complete idiot whose entire personality is their football affiliations.

Feed me more :drool:

[randomlegend]

The Millwall, West Ham and Chelsea union is a beautiful sight. Seen some tasty vids already, would love to be in amongst it tonight after a few beers.

In amongst it? As a missile presumably?

[Don]

I feel like the community aren't taking my fighting credentials seriously here.

[phonics]

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[Smjffy]

It's because you try too hard and it seems to have bypassed that you that you're just not relevant around here any more.

Also, Taz > Don. Save your chitter chatter, Taz was always better.

[Smjffy]

I can't help but think if you took away the Daily Mail and the paper that shall not be named then you'd improve things in an instant. Such rags shouldn't be in circulation.

[Don]

Guys, is he right? Am I not relevant any more? :(

Get your fucking toxicity out of my face, you POS.

[Lewis]

You should have a scrap.

[Smjffy]

He wouldn't even eat a pube so I doubt he'll manage to swallow my fist.

You'd not make my top five returnees, Taz. :cool: Eat it.

[Don]

I never understood why I got tarnished with that after having gone to all the trouble of doing so in picture format. Imagine doing all that and not even going through with it ffs.

Anyways, I'm not actually a fighter (the physical ability is undoubted ofc), what I am is a world class hype man. I'd be there bringing the trademark high-quality banter and then maybe chucking a bottle of piss or getting a sneaky kick in when the heavies have grounded a man.

[Lewis]

You normally wouldn't even get odds on a Smiffy win, but if he's been starving since March you might have an outside chance.

[Smjffy]

Since March? I feel as though I've been stick and bones for years now and I doubt I'd be able to fight my way out of a wet paper bag but if I had been as hungry as I was in March then his chances remained at zero but I'd be known as Hannibal Smiff around these parts.

[Byron]

Taz would lose anyway, his nose means he doesn't nearly have enough reach.

[Lofty]

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[Giggles]

There’s definitely some form of dementia at play there.

[randomlegend]

Hype man? You mean the snide little kid the bullies at school didn't really like but he hung around with them anyway and shouted insults from nearby when they beat someone up, thinking he looked hard?

[Shindig]

You'd never catch Flava Flav with a man bun.

[Don]

How do I embolden the weak to project such bitter negativity and general toxicity? Through hype, folks, unadulterated top-tier hype. Drink it in.

[randomlegend]

You're even more of a boring parody of your character than when you left.

[Don]

Somebody send through an eviction notice and file a lawsuit cause mans unknowlingly squatting in these unoccupied heads.

[Giggles]

“mans” :nono:

Is it a goal to sound like a fucking mong because you can’t be doing that by accident?

[mugbull]

Taz is a necessity on this forum

[Jimmy Floyd]

I've always imagined the good people of south London use mans because 'men' is a bit homoerotic for their refined tastes.

[Manc]

We'll see the best of Taz/Don when the football is wall to wall.

[Shindig]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-53040301

How much of a cunt do you have to be to do that?

[Waffdon]

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Don :drool:

[Don]

I saw a few 26-on-1s which just piss me off but that is what I'm talking about. If they spent the resources they do in policing this shit into just setting up some nice clean organised fighting like those Russian hooligan tournaments we could have this settled by the end of the month.

[Yevrah]

Is that twat still alive?

[Lewis]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-53040301

How much of a cunt do you have to be to do that?

It's hard to feel too sorry for him, but he's probably going to have the book thrown at him to satisfy the NARRATIVE, which will be a bit excessive. Pissing 'at the memorial' is a bit of a stretch when it's right there and not actually getting pissed on, unlike the stuff which has directly been attacked.

[Giggles]

I’d be with Lewis on this. It’s going to be made into a much more massive deal than it is.

[Jimmy Floyd]

People want bite-sized, twitter-friendly symbols to be OUTRAGED about, rather than the more nuanced idea of hundreds of skinheads turning up to fight the police over I'm not sure what.

[Disco]

Boredom.

There's no pubs and no football (and therefore no gambling) which leaves the unimaginative wanker brigade without much to do.

[Spikey M]

People want bite-sized, twitter-friendly symbols to be OUTRAGED about, rather than the more nuanced idea of hundreds of skinheads turning up to fight the police over I'm not sure what.

Little Mix.

[niko_cee]

You'd have to assume the grave pisser was ignorant as to where he was relieving himself, but what a fucking idiot/talk about your all time bad luck.

[mo]

You'd have to assume the grave pisser was ignorant as to where he was relieving himself, but what a fucking idiot/talk about your all time bad luck.

That's a very generous assumption.

[Boydy]

It's hard to feel too sorry for him

Yet you're still trying.

[Shindig]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53044187

Burning down the Wendy's is pretty dumb.

[niko_cee]

That's a very generous assumption.

I would say no one is that dumb, but yeah, maybe they are.

Memorial to a white copper killed by a non-white person doesn't seem a natural vent point for racist outrage.

[Waffdon]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53044187

Burning down the Wendy's is pretty dumb.

Pretty sure it was some white girl that done it unless multiple ones got burnt up

[phonics]

Have to say that the minimal coverage of the ongoing protests despite them making The ‘million man march’ look like a county fair is a strong argument that the only way to get your point across is smashing shit up.

[Queenslander]

Cancelling a blokes last name is easily the worst attempt at cancelling to date. This cunt is a Brisbane comedian as well....


Coon cheese: Comedian Josh Thomas says brand should be renamed
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/coon-cheese-comedian-josh-thomas-says-brand-should-be-renamed/news-story/45b7916f7e67b8f65dee19ef137d3361

[Shindig]

British comedian Stephen K. Amos regularly performs a skit on Coon Cheese as part of his live show, due to the word "Coon" also being an ethnic slur used for black people in the United States.[12]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpirW1Vbz1o

It's ... just a name, Stephen.

[Queenslander]

Oh dear

[Waffdon]

Type #Dijon into Twitter for some mad videos. Looks like Syria or some mad Eastern European country.

They love a riot

[Lewis]

I read Algerians vs Chechens earlier, but Albanians seem to have been added to the mix since. My money would be on the Chechens, although I also saw that they've been bussing in from all around just to kick off, so the Algerians might be able to wait them out like they did Charles de Gaulle.

[Luca]

The tracksuits are a dead Russian giveaway, so my money is on Chechens.

Are there even Albanians in France? They’re all in Italy and Switzerland.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The Albanians fucking get about given there are only 2.8 million of them in Albania.

[Lewis]

This (https://medium.com/@gavrilodavid/why-derek-chauvin-may-get-off-his-murder-charge-2e2ad8d0911) is interesting on matey possibly/probably getting off with it, and the ex-military policeman at work reckons it checks out. If he did walk, would he be in line for a whopping pay out? It's not like he could go back to work even if he wanted to.

[Don]

Imagine the scenes :drool:

[Shindig]

Yeah, I saw a snippet of the autopsy mentioning the drugs in his system. Would losing his job be enough to stop a wonderful, wonderful public response?

[Don]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/18/nurse-claims-met-police-wrongfully-arrested-her-because-she-black-neomi-bennett

Policeman was not to know she was some PTSD-ridden bedwetter and seemed reasonable in his behaviour, your honour.

[Shindig]

In her opinion, they simply saw a black woman sitting in a car and asked her to get out to be searched.

That's being awfully discriminatory. Also, some of the Floyd protesters are now going down with Covid. Inevitable.

[Smjffy]

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How unhinged does one need to be?

[Queenslander]

That's just good trolling.

[niko_cee]

:D

Some serious production values on show there.

[John Arne]

That's quality.

[Pepe]

A+, would watch again.

[Queenslander]

:cool:


Black gun owners plan pro-Second Amendment walk

https://oklahoman.com/article/5664920/black-gun-owners-plan-pro-second-amendment-walk

[Disco]

:cool:



https://oklahoman.com/article/5664920/black-gun-owners-plan-pro-second-amendment-walk

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Yeah, this will end really well.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Do we know if he runs his tweets through anyone or is it literally DJT himself on his Samsung S9 tweeting from the loo?

[Smjffy]

I'm half expecting it. It's like a badly written story where you know what's coming next.

[Smjffy]

Do we know if he runs his tweets through anyone or is it literally DJT himself on his Samsung S9 tweeting from the loo?

Given the size of his ego I'd be amazed if it's not him.

[Disco]

Do we know if he runs his tweets through anyone or is it literally DJT himself on his Samsung S9 tweeting from the loo?

If it was the former you'd think they'd weed out some of the utter gibberish and insane structure.

[Lewis]

His Supreme Court reaction yesterday '(where hopefully they would stand for our great American Flag)' was genuinely funny.

[Shindig]

If he gets through his two terms without something being thrown at him, I'll be stunned. Everybody loves the Bush shoe dodge but I can't see Donald having those reflexes.

[Disco]

He can't even lift a glass to his face without using both hands, agility is not his thing.

[Shindig]

I'm sure there is a device disparity between him and his people. I think his advisors tweet out from the iPhone. Imagine having to consult the Trump style guide to make sure they fit. "Now, he capitalises every word and has to end on a one-word sentence."

[Don]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/jun/21/covid-19-hits-bame-youth-mental-health-worse-than-white-peers-study

Relentless. There's got to be some seriously good money in publishing these 'studies'.

[Disco]

Fairs fair, this is great.


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[Spoonsky]

Fairs fair, this is great.


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Doesn't exist.

So it seems like Trump got trolled by K-pop into believing that one million people were going to come to his first rally in Tulsa, in reality 6,000 came and the stadium was half empty. You couldn't make this stuff up.

https://time.com/5856720/rumps-tulsa-rally-teens-tiktok-kpop/

[Disco]

It was him theatrically drinking a glass of water with just one hand.

[Kikó]

And then chucking it on the floor. The hero this world deserves.

[Raoul Duke]

Gotta keep hydrated if you're spending your free time pissing on hookers

[Shindig]

Especially if one of his advisers told him it keeps the Covid away.

[Queenslander]

Best one yet.


https://i.ibb.co/GMh5XZs/FB-IMG-1592868006491.jpg (https://ibb.co/VCKqdFH)

[Giggles]

:D

Well.


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[Don]

That's so good. The footage of the scenes that played out to support him on the news yesterday were like the cheesiest Hollywood film ever conceived. Him being pushed to the front of the grid by 100 odd people and then breaking down in tears.

[Kikó]

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Oh that's why Donald wins.

[Don]

Superb. I know UK mandem who bought into this Q shit too tbf.

[Spikey M]

Trump is a genius.

[Disco]

The Joe-mentum is going to roll right over him.

[Don]

https://twitter.com/emilyadusei/status/1276050593459601420?s=20

Are they reclaiming monkey noises?

[mugbull]

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Oh that's why Donald wins.

I recognize this woman from somewhere, but I forget where. I think she's part of some group that knowingly trolls with the most insane conspiracy theories for the clicks

[randomlegend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb5dQycDnPE

[randomlegend]

Holy shit, after that he returned in this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ebkn_7rUEAEfa20?format=jpg&name=large

'disguise' to film their reaction :lol:

EDIT: Never mind that's not him apparently.

[Spikey M]

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[Queenslander]

Not a good look seppos!!!



Australian journalist Amelia Brace testifies before US Congress about being struck by police during Black Lives Matter protest

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-30/australian-journalist-testifies-us-congress-black-lives-matter/12404958

[Queenslander]

There had been at least 58 shootings in New York City in the last seven days before this weekend, according to the NYPD.

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/06/28/nyc-shootings-june-2020/

[Spikey M]

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Pretty sure he's too late, but christ I wish it wasn't. :drool:

[Ian]

If he's not too late that'd be a strong pro-racism move.

[Disco]

The US being done in by a succession of wanker celebrity presidents would be almost too perfect.

[Giggles]

You can’t call him a wanker, he’s black.

[Shindig]

I think Trump's covid strategy is to the let it run wild, blame China and, by extension, make Americans hate China more for his incompetence.

[mugbull]

You can’t call him a wanker, he’s black.

You imbecile

[Spikey M]

You imbecile

You can't call him an imbecile, he's Irish.

[Giggles]

You can't call him an imbecile, he's Irish.

You can call us whatever you like.

[Shindig]

Alright, my gigga.

[John]

He'd definitely appoint himself Poet Laureate.

[Lofty]

If Kanye does enter the race he will likely cut Biden off at the knees for the key demographics he needs to beat Trump.
As hilarious as a Trump meltdown after losing an election would be I am quite intrigued about what America looks like after another 4 years of him, given the state of it now.

[Giggles]

He can't even run in every state yet can he, so it's all just publicity bollocks anyway. Not that he'd have a hope in hell of winning if it was serious.

Just another nail in the "America is fucked" coffin.

[phonics]

I'm amazed that Kanye is doing something 'wacky' a week after announcing his new album. Time to talk alot about it.

[Disco]

He does not appear to have registered his name with the Federal Election Commission (FEC) for November's election. The closest name the FEC database shows is a candidate called "Kanye Deez Nutz West", who filed their papers with the Green Party in 2015 under the address "1977 Golddigger Avenue, Suite Yeezus" and appears to have raised no money.


:D

[Lewis]

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:lol:

[Queenslander]

:D

[phonics]

Describing the Washington Redskins as a fabled sports franchise is a bigger tell than all the overt racism.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Will Major League (the film) now get cancelled? Would be a shame.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53332251

He added: "I'm gonna use the framework of Wakanda right now because it's the best explanation of what our design group is going to feel like in the White House."

:D

[Giggles]

Was I missing some sort of point with that film or was it not a fair bit more racist than most of the stuff they've pulled off the screens lately?

[Ian]

Racist how?

Either way it was written by two black guys, directed by one of the two and basically the entire cast was black people so if it is somehow racist they really dropped the ball.

[mugbull]

He’s probably going to claim it was racist against whites or summat

Shit movie tho, tbf

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was good but nowhere near as good as reviews made it out to be.

It's tier 2 in Marvel movies.

[Giggles]

Racist how?

Either way it was written by two black guys, directed by one of the two and basically the entire cast was black people so if it is somehow racist they really dropped the ball.

Just all the tribe stuff seemed a bit off, especailly stuff like the challenge to the throne etc scenes.

[Giggles]

It was good but nowhere near as good as reviews made it out to be.

It's tier 2 in Marvel movies.

Yeah wasn't great at all. By the reviews I was probably expecting way too much though.

[Spikey M]

It's Marvel, that should have been enough of a tip off.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's Marvel, that should have been enough of a tip off.

Fuck you.

[Lewis]

Just all the tribe stuff seemed a bit off, especailly stuff like the challenge to the throne etc scenes.

I never got that. If they're the most advanced civilisation on the planet, why do they still have an absolute monarch and weird tribal politics like some sub-Saharan Saudi Arabia? That BBC series about what if Africa had colonised Europe has the black-dominated society being all corrupt and caste-based as well, as if black people would inevitably have been just that little bit less capable and humanistic in this alternative reality.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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[Shindig]

Well, I certainly trust 9 seconds of this unfinished incident. Not saying that's all there is to it but some shit could've gone down after the camera's rolled.

[phonics]

I’d come to terms with America’s biggest patriots being hypocrites but the 2nd amendment people being silent while unidentifiable officers in unmarked cars load protestors into vans against the will of local and state governors has to be a new low.

I’ve spent way too long coming up with plans for an anti-American state cell like the right have had since the Oklahoma bombing but I always end it thinking that it would just make things worse. How could it get those though?

[phonics]

There's a Trump interview out and it's gold. At one point he bangs on about the very hard test he took and the interviewee says he also took that test and it asked him to identify an elephant and count backwards from 100.

[Byron]

The telling part is that he didn't hawk that interview on his Twitter, which I guess means even he knows it went badly.

[Disco]

He's still banging on about that fucking test :D

[Bernanke]

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This has been pulled from Trumps own account because of a Linkin Park copyright strike, but it was up there for a good bit and regardless of political leanings it's the most confusing mess I've ever seen. What is it supposed to evoke? Fear? Pride?

[Pepe]

Needs more tanks.

[Yevrah]

Loving the Ebony and Ivory bit incongruously chucked in seconds from the end.

[Don]

That's a belter of a promo vid. You're giving too much credit to people. They pay to watch Marvel films, they don't need much. Plus the conspiracy theorists are allergic to coherence.

[Alex]

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:D

This really is top level shithousery, isn't it?

[Lewis]

Can you get odds on Twitter banning him the day after he loses the election?

[Yevrah]

Some days I find him amusing, but then I remember he's the President of the United States. Ultimately he's a deranged twat and it should be a source of national political shame that he got elected in the first place, let alone has a chance of winning a second term.

[Kikó]

Exactly that. He would be funny if he wasn't in the position he wasn't such a massive racist. I hope he loses and some normality can resume.

[Disco]

I want him to lose but refuse to go, that would be the most interesting outcome.

[Boydy]

Pretty sure that's what will happen. If the elections even happen at all.

[Shindig]

"Oh, Florida fucked the ballot again? Shit."

[Disco]

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[Queenslander]

Finished listening to the latest NY Times podcast where it had a clip of Trump saying that Seattle and Portland are worse than Afganistan.

[Giggles]

Not a single fuck.


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[phonics]

Kamala Harris will be announced as Bidens VP on August 1st. Politico just announced it by mistake.

Terrible choice and gives an alley oop for whatever Republican runs against Biden when he quits after one term.

[mugbull]

Yeah, that’s a fuck up

[phonics]

If your focus groups tell you that you have to pick a black woman, any black woman. Going with the 'tough on crime' 'did worse than tulsi gabbard in the decomratic primary' black woman from the state you won by 4 million votes last time is great politics.

[Lewis]

Isn't she the only recognisable one who isn't crap and/or liable to say something stupid that he won't be able to answer questions about? The thought of him being the Binman-in-Chief and just recruiting 2008-16 people who 'know the White House' is sort of lol until you remember all of the spastic interventionists.

[Queenslander]

I guess the Dems dont need the black vote?

[phonics]

Isn't she the only recognisable one who isn't crap and/or liable to say something stupid that he won't be able to answer questions about? The thought of him being the Binman-in-Chief and just recruiting 2008-16 people who 'know the White House' is sort of lol until you remember all of the spastic interventionists.

I would have gone with Barbara Lee but then I'm an actual human being who's interested in politics rather than the absolute psychopaths these people call staff.

As someone who's worked with them. The Thick Of It/Veep didn't even get near it. They're not human these staffers. You spend half the meeting time wondering whether they're going to shed their skin and confirm they're lizard people.

[mugbull]

Black people don't even like Kamala Harris

[phonics]

It’s not to get black people to vote for them. It’s to get white people who want to show they like black people. It’s why black woman was the answer. It’s performative white people shjt.

[mugbull]

Nah, it’s to get black people to vote. The performative white people types are gonna be voting and voting Dem, no matter what. It’s the black turnout they’re trying to invigorate

[John Arne]

Have we seen Kamala's birth certificate yet?

[Spikey M]

Why is Phonics suddenly pretending to be rubbing shoulders with the US Political Elite as if we don't know he makes posters for an AIDS charity for a living?

[Raoul Duke]

Who do you think designed the Space Force logo?

[Boydy]

Why is Phonics suddenly pretending to be rubbing shoulders with the US Political Elite as if we don't know he makes posters for an AIDS charity for a living?
:D

He does seem to be bringing it up fairly often at the minute.

[phonics]

Why is Phonics suddenly pretending to be rubbing shoulders with the US Political Elite as if we don't know he makes posters for an AIDS charity for a living?

Part of my job is literally producing interviews them.

Question, Why do you feel the need to demean people in the way you do? Does it make you feel better or something? Anyone you don’t like is thick or a nobody. It’s such weird projection.

[Spikey M]

:D Calm down. Don't get the FBI on me.

[Lewis]

His mates in the FBI.

[Don]

How do people manage to post on here for over a decade and continue to take themselves seriously, not least in the face of a post about work by a melt called 'Spikeymouse'. Come on folks, we must do better.

[Dquincy]

:D Calm down. Don't get the FBI on me.

:lol:

[Dquincy]

How do people manage to post on here for over a decade and continue to take themselves seriously, not least in the face of a post about work by a melt called 'Spikeymouse'. Come on folks, we must do better.

Nah, continue being twats, it's funnier.

[mugbull]

Canceling Spikey is off-limits. That's my Rubicon

[Spikey M]

Lychee is mine.

[Boydy]

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[Bernanke]

Is Build Back Better his campaign slogan?

[phonics]

Herman Cain, a member of Trumps cabinet has died of corona. He got sick shortly after attending a Trump Rally

[Queenslander]

Lol

[Bernanke]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WastefulHomelyGentoopenguin-size_restricted.gif

[phonics]

The senate failing to agree an extension of the coronavirus bill and then agreeing to vote on making it National Blueberry Month is proper failed state stuff.

[Lewis]

I'm coming round to [functional] failed state futures. A few years ago I would have said that America would still be top dog in 2050, but now I'm tending more towards it either splitting up or slowly drifting into being a slightly wealthier Brazil (or comparable corrupt perma-toilet). Either way, not the 'reliable' (relatively speaking) global presence it has been with a stake in European defence and the like.

[Lewis]

The Daily Mail(?) has the George Floyd arrest footage, and the coppers are definitely walking.


Imagine the scenes :drool:

Oo-eck.

[Yevrah]

They definitely will, or at least only get the hit by the lowest charges they face.

[Don]

New footage or what? I don't wanna break my DM ban for this, link to youtube/twitter or something please.

[John Arne]

Genuinely looked like an episode from The Chaser.


https://youtu.be/zaaTZkqsaxY

[Giggles]

The interviewer really seems like he’s acting in something with all the expressions and eye rolls, playing a part. It would have been so much stronger with a professional doing the job. The stupid camera work does nothing for it either.

[Disco]

Trump looks like a madman without a coherent thought in his head. Shuffling his shit graphs rather than being able to recall the information that supports his position. He really is just a big fucking baby.