TTH NFL Fantasy Football 2017 thread

[Gray Fox]

Cook caught my opponent up to the point he just overtook me. Needed 3 points but my only WR left was Goodwin. He's been out lately so I had Bourne in mind in case of emergency inactive.

Goodwin got 0 off 3 targets. Bourne went 4 for 42, 1 TD and 2 PT.

[Dan]

Steelers/Browns tonight. Get those picks in.

[thommo]

Steelers of course. I don't think I've picked against them yet. :D

[Limoutsonik]

Steelers.

[Dan]

Go on then, I'll stick my neck out on the Browns.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Browns.

[Gray Fox]

Steelers for me. Connor should torch them again.

[Dan]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Bears @ Rams - Over/under 45.5 total points

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Falcons @ Panthers
Cowboys @ Lions
Jaguars @ Colts
Bills @ Dolphins
Texans @ Ravens
Broncos @ Vikings
Jets @ Redskins
Saints @ Bucs
Cardinals @ 49ers
Bengals @ Raiders
Patriots @ Eagles
Chiefs @ Chargers

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The #1 QB this week will be...

The #1 RB this week will be...

The #1 WR this week will be...

The #1 TE this week will be...

The #1 DST this week will be...

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This week, Mitchell Trubisky & Jared Goff will combine to score...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Bears @ Rams - Over/under 45.5 total points

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Falcons @ Panthers
Cowboys @ Lions
Jaguars @ Colts
Bills @ Dolphins
Texans @ Ravens
Broncos @ Vikings
Jets @ Redskins
Saints @ Bucs
Cardinals @ 49ers
Bengals @ Raiders
Patriots @ Eagles
Chiefs @ Chargers

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The #1 QB this week will be... Loomar

The #1 RB this week will be... CMC

The #1 WR this week will be... Michael Thomas

The #1 TE this week will be... MANDREWS

The #1 DST this week will be... Raiders

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This week, Mitchell Trubisky & Jared Goff will combine to score... 21.6

[Limoutsonik]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Bears @ Rams - Over/under 45.5 total points=Rams and over

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Falcons @ Panthers=Panthers
Cowboys @ Lions=Cowboys
Jaguars @ Colts=Jaguars
Bills @ Dolphins=Bills
Texans @ Ravens=Ravens
Broncos @ Vikings=Vikings
Jets @ Redskins=Jets
Saints @ Bucs=Saints
Cardinals @ 49ers=49ers
Bengals @ Raiders=Raiders
Patriots @ Eagles=Patriots
Chiefs @ Chargers=Chiefs

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The #1 QB this week will be... Mahomes

The #1 RB this week will be... Josh Jacobs

The #1 WR this week will be... Mike Evans

The #1 TE this week will be... Hunter Henry

The #1 DST this week will be... Raiders

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This week, Mitchell Trubisky & Jared Goff will combine to score... 32 points.

[Gray Fox]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Bears @ Rams - Over/under 45.5 total points - Rams and over.

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Falcons @ Panthers - Panthers
Cowboys @ Lions - Cowboys
Jaguars @ Colts - Colts
Bills @ Dolphins - Bills
Texans @ Ravens - Ravens
Broncos @ Vikings - Vikings
Jets @ Redskins - Jets
Saints @ Bucs - Saints
Cardinals @ 49ers - 49ers
Bengals @ Raiders - Raiders
Patriots @ Eagles - Pats
Chiefs @ Chargers - Chiefs

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The #1 QB this week will be... Carr(yuck)

The #1 RB this week will be... Fournette

The #1 WR this week will be... Thomas

The #1 TE this week will be... The Wallerus

The #1 DST this week will be... Vikings

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This week, Mitchell Trubisky & Jared Goff will combine to score... 35 points.

[thommo]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Bears @ Rams - Over/under 45.5 total points

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Falcons @ Panthers
Cowboys @ Lions
Jaguars @ Colts
Bills @ Dolphins
Texans @ Ravens
Broncos @ Vikings
Jets @ Redskins
Saints @ Bucs
Cardinals @ 49ers
Bengals @ Raiders
Patriots @ Eagles
Chiefs @ Chargers

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The #1 QB this week will be... Dak Prescott

The #1 RB this week will be... Christian McCaffrey

The #1 WR this week will be... Michael Thomas

The #1 TE this week will be... Darren Waller

The #1 DST this week will be... Jets

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This week, Mitchell Trubisky & Jared Goff will combine to score... 41 points.

[Dan]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Bears @ Rams - Over/under 45.5 total points

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Falcons @ Panthers
Cowboys @ Lions
Jaguars @ Colts
Bills @ Dolphins
Texans @ Ravens
Broncos @ Vikings
Jets @ Redskins
Saints @ Bucs
Cardinals @ 49ers
Bengals @ Raiders
Patriots @ Eagles
Chiefs @ Chargers

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The #1 QB this week will be...MVPat

The #1 RB this week will be...CMC

The #1 WR this week will be...Julio

The #1 TE this week will be...Waller

The #1 DST this week will be...Minnesota

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This week, Mitchell Trubisky & Jared Goff will combine to score...36pts

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I think I won the Trubisky/Goff one. I was so close to going sub 20 but I thought they couldn't be that shit.

[Dan]

I really thought about the under & a combined 25pts or so, but, again, couldn’t quite make the leap to believing something that was incredibly obvious.

[Ian]

Winning streak. :drool:

[Dan]

Colts/Texans tonight.

I think I have three weeks of results to catch up on :uhoh:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Texans.

[Dan]

Yeah, I think I'd go Houston to edge it as well.

[Gray Fox]

Colts for me.

Texans can't defend for shit.

[Dan]

Catch up time on the results:

Week 10
thommo & Gray Fox - 24pts
Limoutsonik - 31pts
Me - 37pts
Sir Andy Mahowry - 42pts

Mahow finally won a week :| Obviously it was the week where Ravens topped almost all the player boards, and I threw the win away by swapping from Andrews to Ebron so I didn't have the exact same list as Mahow, but a win is a win. We were fucking shit on the games this week though - don't think any of us got more than half the results right :D

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Week 11

Limoutsonik - 17pts
Gray Fox - 18pts
Me - 22pts
Thommo - 27pts
Mahow - 52pts

Two weeks in a row for Mahow! Again, a huge chunk of points on the players (Ravens scoring well again), but he did score on every category & was the only one to get points for the Trubisky/Goff shitshow, so a well deserved landslide win.

[Dan]

Overall standings after week 8:

Me - 229pts
Gray Fox - 200pts
Limoutsonik - 189pts
Thommo - 188pts
Mahow - 152pts

Now after week 11:

Me - 319pts
Limoutsonik & Mahow - 273pts
Thommo - 265pts
Gray Fox - 257pts


Mahow screaming up the board with 121pts in the last three weeks :cab: The trusty slate on Lamar/CMC/Thomas/Andrews coming through to help lead a late run at the overall victory.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What scenes

[Dan]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Cowboys @ Patriots - Over/under 49.5 total points

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Broncos @ Bills
Giants @ Bears
Steelers @ Bengals
Dolphins @ Browns
Bucs @ Falcons
Panthers @ Saints
Seahawks @ Eagles
Lions @ Redskins
Raiders @ Jets
Jaguars @ Titans
Packers @ 49ers
Ravens @ Rams

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The #1 QB this week will be...

The #1 RB this week will be...

The #1 WR this week will be...

The #1 TE this week will be...

The #1 DST this week will be...

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This week, Dak Prescott will score...

[Limoutsonik]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Cowboys @ Patriots - Over/under X total points=Patriots over 50 points

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Broncos @ Bills=Bills
Giants @ Bears=Giants
Steelers @ Bengals=Steelers
Dolphins @ Browns=Browns
Bucs @ Falcons=Falcons
Panthers @ Saints=Saints
Seahawks @ Eagles=Seahawks
Lions @ Redskins=Lions
Raiders @ Jets=Raiders
Jaguars @ Titans=Jaguars
Packers @ 49ers=49ers
Ravens @ Rams=Ravens

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The #1 QB this week will be... Lamar Jackson

The #1 RB this week will be... Alvin Kamara

The #1 WR this week will be... Michael Thomas

The #1 TE this week will be... Jacob Hollister

The #1 DST this week will be... Saints

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This week, Dak Prescott will score... 21 points.

[Dan]

Just realised I forgot to set the number for the over/under :D

I'll set it at 49.5 again as that looks close to the current line going around.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Cowboys @ Patriots - Over/under 49.5 total points

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Broncos @ Bills
Giants @ Bears
Steelers @ Bengals
Dolphins @ Browns
Bucs @ Falcons
Panthers @ Saints
Seahawks @ Eagles
Lions @ Redskins
Raiders @ Jets
Jaguars @ Titans
Packers @ 49ers
Ravens @ Rams

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The #1 QB this week will be... Loomar

The #1 RB this week will be... CMC

The #1 WR this week will be... Julio

The #1 TE this week will be... Kittle (if he's ruled out please change to Mandrews)

The #1 DST this week will be... Steelers

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This week, Dak Prescott will score... 24.3

[Gray Fox]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Cowboys @ Patriots - Over/under 49.5 total points - Pats and under

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Broncos @ Bills - Bills
Giants @ Bears - Giants
Steelers @ Bengals - Steelers
Dolphins @ Browns - Browns
Bucs @ Falcons - Falcons
Panthers @ Saints - Saints
Seahawks @ Eagles - Hawks
Lions @ Redskins - Lions
Raiders @ Jets - Raiders
Jaguars @ Titans - Titans
Packers @ 49ers - 49ers
Ravens @ Rams - Ravens

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The #1 QB this week will be... Jackson

The #1 RB this week will be... Jacobs

The #1 WR this week will be... Julio if he's in, if he's not then Lockett, if he's not, then DK Metcalf

The #1 TE this week will be... Griffin

The #1 DST this week will be... Lions

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This week, Dak Prescott will score... 16 points

[thommo]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Cowboys @ Patriots - Over/under 49.5 total points

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Broncos @ Bills
Giants @ Bears
Steelers @ Bengals
Dolphins @ Browns
Bucs @ Falcons
Panthers @ Saints
Seahawks @ Eagles
Lions @ Redskins
Raiders @ Jets
Jaguars @ Titans
Packers @ 49ers
Ravens @ Rams

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The #1 QB this week will be... Russell Wilson

The #1 RB this week will be... Nick Chubb

The #1 WR this week will be... Michael Thomas

The #1 TE this week will be... Darren Waller

The #1 DST this week will be... Steelers

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This week, Dak Prescott will score... 27.4 points.

[Dan]

GAME OF THE WEEK - Cowboys @ Patriots - Over/under 49.5 total points

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Broncos @ Bills
Giants @ Bears
Steelers @ Bengals
Dolphins @ Browns #YOLO
Bucs @ Falcons
Panthers @ Saints
Seahawks @ Eagles
Lions @ Redskins
Raiders @ Jets
Jaguars @ Titans
Packers @ 49ers
Ravens @ Rams

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The #1 QB this week will be...Russell Wilson

The #1 RB this week will be...Josh Jacobs

The #1 WR this week will be...Julio Jones

The #1 TE this week will be...Zach Ertz

The #1 DST this week will be...Chicago

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This week, Dak Prescott will score...28pts

[Dan]

Think this is the first week we've picked all four possible outcomes of the GOTW :cool:

I also think I might be the first person to pick the Dolphins all season :D

[Gray Fox]

I was close on picking the Bengals, but they wont want to muck up their perfect record.

I'd like to change my QB to Wilson after seeing our entire offence is basically inactive.

[thommo]

It'd be interesting after the season ends to see what would have happened if each of our weekly predictions came true.

[Ian]

I dunno if this was similarly the case before Welbymania began to run wild but I've just looked at the league and seen that despite being dead last*, and as of last week's standings, I have the fourth highest points against and am the fifth highest scorer. Being robbed, so I am.

* This may change a little once the weekend's games are all done.

[Dan]

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And you think my leagues are hard on kickers - MINUS TWENTY FIVE POINTS FOR A MISSED PAT :drool:

[Ian]

That is insane. Although I quite like the idea, especially if you could get some proper custom rules on the go.

QBs lose points for incompletions, the amount of points lost increasing as the distance attempted decreases.
WRs lose them for drops.
Quarterbacks get a bonus point every time they're sacked if their left tackle is Garrett Bolles.
Tyreek Hill loses 1000 points a game for being an awful cunt.

I could get on board with this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Don't give Dan ideas ffs.

[Dan]

I already do minus points for drops in some leagues :)

[Baz]

Big game against Welby Wolves this week. :drool:

[Ian]

You're gonna get fucking murdered, mate.

Welbymania is RUNNING WILD.

[Pleb]

Need a few wins to cement my playoff berths :cool:

[Dan]

Three Thursday games this week as it’s Thanksgiving. Get your picks in.

Bears @ Lions
Bills @ Cowboys
Saints @ Falcons

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bears @ Lions
Bills @ Cowboys
Saints @ Falcons

[Ian]

Welby Wolves @ Baz's Bumbandits

[Limoutsonik]

Lions
Cowboys
Saints

[thommo]

Bears @ Lions
Bills @ Cowboys
Saints @ Falcons

I'm back on bottom of the league now behind Ian - all those draft mind games have worked. Probably better to finish last than get Plebbed in the playoffs like I did last year. :moop:

[Ian]

I'm back on bottom of the league now behind Ian - all those draft mind games have worked. Probably better to finish last than get Plebbed in the playoffs like I did last year. :moop:

Playing the long game, mate.

[Dan]

Bears, Cowboys & Saints, I guess.

[Ian]

Hm, I thought I'd seen that Jones was likely to play last night after all.

I am prepared to concede that there is a chance I may not "fucking murder", Baz.

Albeit a pretty slim one, I'd say.

[Dan]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Ravens - Over/under 47.5 total points

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Titans @ Colts
Jets @ Bengals
Redskins @ Panthers
Bucs @ Jaguars
Browns @ Steelers
Packers @ Giants
Eagles @ Dolphins
Rams @ Cardinals
Chargers @ Broncos
Raiders @ Chiefs
Patriots @ Texans
Vikings @ Seahawks

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The #1 QB this week will be...

The #1 RB this week will be...

The #1 WR this week will be...

The #1 TE this week will be...

The #1 DST this week will be...

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This week, Drew Lock will score...

[Limoutsonik]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Ravens - Over/under 47.5 total points=Ravens and over

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Titans @ Colts=Titans
Jets @ Bengals=Jets
Redskins @ Panthers=Panthers
Bucs @ Jaguars=Bucs
Browns @ Steelers=Browns
Packers @ Giants=Packers
Eagles @ Dolphins=Eagles
Rams @ Cardinals=Rams
Chargers @ Broncos=Chargers
Raiders @ Chiefs=Chiefs
Patriots @ Texans=Patriots
Vikings @ Seahawks=Seahawks

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The #1 QB this week will be... Russell Wilson

The #1 RB this week will be... CMC

The #1 WR this week will be... Mike Evans

The #1 TE this week will be... Travis Kelce

The #1 DST this week will be... Jets

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This week, Drew Lock will score... 13 points.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Ravens - Over/under 47.5 total points

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Titans @ Colts
Jets @ Bengals
Redskins @ Panthers
Bucs @ Jaguars
Browns @ Steelers
Packers @ Giants
Eagles @ Dolphins
Rams @ Cardinals
Chargers @ Broncos
Raiders @ Chiefs
Patriots @ Texans
Vikings @ Seahawks

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The #1 QB this week will be... Loomar

The #1 RB this week will be... CMC

The #1 WR this week will be... Godwin

The #1 TE this week will be... Mandrews

The #1 DST this week will be... Chargers

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This week, Drew Lock will score... Is he even playing? If not 0, if he is then 12.7

[Dan]

Yeah, they announced he'd be starting, otherwise you'd probably have got Andy Dalton

[thommo]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Ravens - Over/under 47.5 total points

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Titans @ Colts
Jets @ Bengals
Redskins @ Panthers
Bucs @ Jaguars
Browns @ Steelers
Packers @ Giants
Eagles @ Dolphins
Rams @ Cardinals
Chargers @ Broncos
Raiders @ Chiefs
Patriots @ Texans
Vikings @ Seahawks

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The #1 QB this week will be... MVPat Mahomes

The #1 RB this week will be... Christian McCaffrey

The #1 WR this week will be... Mike Evans

The #1 TE this week will be... George Kittle

The #1 DST this week will be... Packers

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This week, Drew Lock will score... 10.2 points.

[Dan]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Ravens - Over/under 47.5 total points

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Titans @ Colts
Jets @ Bengals
Redskins @ Panthers
Bucs @ Jaguars
Browns @ Steelers
Packers @ Giants
Eagles @ Dolphins
Rams @ Cardinals
Chargers @ Broncos
Raiders @ Chiefs
Patriots @ Texans
Vikings @ Seahawks

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The #1 QB this week will be...Mahomes

The #1 RB this week will be...Chubb

The #1 WR this week will be...Adams

The #1 TE this week will be...Waller

The #1 DST this week will be...Eagles

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This week, Drew Lock will score...15pts

[Browning]

Not posted any of my usual updates this year so let's take a look at how it all worked out for me....

TTH League

The first of many frustrating leagues, for most of the year I was comfortably the top scorer but had a losing record. A lack of a reliable 2nd RB behind CMC was hitting me hard. Indeed, I ended up as the 2nd highest scorer, narrowly behind Mahow, but only managed a 6-7 record. This is all the more baffling when you consider I had the third fewest points scored against me. Regardless, it's enough for a Play Off Spot so we can get well and truly Plebbed in the Quarter Final.

TTH Dynasty

After having the 1.03 pick in the rookie draft (Which would have been 1.01 if not for my team getting it together in the last week....) we've stormed it this year, despite completely wasting our 2nd pick on Parris Campbell. Drafting Jacobs in round 1 and grabbing Chark off waivers, as well as getting some use out of Hunter Henry this year seems to have made all the difference. We're the top scorers but land with the #2 seed. It's enough for a Bye though, so we're into the Semi Finals. Any of our potential opponents would be a tough game, but my team feels like the form team, so I'm hopeful, but anything can happen in the Play Offs.

Super-Flex Dynasty

This was close to being the biggest load of bullshit ever.Every single week my team stormed it, and every single week our opponent played a random cunt who got multiple TDs out of nowhere and beat us. Twice in 3 weeks we lost from 95% + chances to win. We were heading towards being the top scorers and missing out on the Play Offs altogether, but the final 2 weeks saw our luck change somewhat. Nothing quite tops the moment when Otherworlder's Team "beat" me on Monday Night, only for Goff to throw an INT and flip it back to me. Beating Mahow this week seals a deserved Play Off Spot, but the bad luck we've had all season gives me no confidence, especially going up against the old enemy in The Vipers. At least this one makes a bit more sense than TTH Standard in that we did have the hardest schedule.

My Original League

Trying to defend my back to back championship has gone... OK so far. We've stuttered our way into the Play Offs, which seems to be the theme. In this one though, we're about where we deserve to be. Some awful luck (.....) in the draft (such as taking AB and AJ Green.... having Luck as my keeper.... etc) hit our team hard, as did having to live without the likes of Mahomes and Adams for a few weeks. Still, we're the 2nd top scorers (0.01 points above 3rd!) and sit in 3rd position with an 8-5 record and a confirmed Play Off spot. With no byes in this league, the seeding doesn't matter much. We're only 28 points back from the top scorers too, so... we're up there, but it'll be tight. In this one, it'll be weak WRs that cost me if anything.

8 Team Dynasty League

This league has always been a joke which is why I'm ending it and replacing it with the SF league. I'm 10-3 without trying and the #1 seed. Sigh.

Other Random League

My final league saw me draft what was, on paper, my strongest team. It's been another league where schedules have fucked me though. We are the 2nd top scorers (some 250 points off the top somehow.... but 60 points above 3rd) but yet again have a losing record at 6-7. We need a last week win to make it. I don't overly care either way, but it would be nice to make the Play Offs in every league despite all the BS, I guess.

[Ian]

Welbymania took the weekend off to ensure the best chance of facing Thommo in the consolation playoff final. :nodd:

Or as it will be dubbed if we both get there, the MINDGAMESbowl.

[Baz]

I’m fucking buzzing.

[Dan]

Oh shit TNF. Get your picks in - Cowboys/Bears

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Cowboys. Ugh.

[Dan]

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my thoughts as well.

[Dan]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Saints - Over/under 54.5 total points

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Panthers @ Falcons
Colts @ Bucs
Dolphins @ Jets
Lions @ Vikings
Broncos @ Texans
Ravens @ Bills
Bengals @ Browns
Redskins @ Packers
Chargers @ Jaguars
Steelers @ Cardinals
Titans @ Raiders
Chiefs @ Patriots
Seahawks @ Rams
Giants @ Eagles

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The #1 QB this week will be...

The #1 RB this week will be...

The #1 WR this week will be...

The #1 TE this week will be...

The #1 DST this week will be...

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This week, Alvin Kamara will score...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Saints - Over/under 54.5 total points

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Panthers @ Falcons
Colts @ Bucs
Dolphins @ Jets
Lions @ Vikings
Broncos @ Texans
Ravens @ Bills
Bengals @ Browns
Redskins @ Packers
Chargers @ Jaguars
Steelers @ Cardinals
Titans @ Raiders
Chiefs @ Patriots
Seahawks @ Rams
Giants @ Eagles

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The #1 QB this week will be... Loomar

The #1 RB this week will be... CMC

The #1 WR this week will be... Nuk

The #1 TE this week will be... Mandrews

The #1 DST this week will be... Eagles

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This week, Alvin Kamara will score... 12.8

[thommo]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Saints - Over/under 54.5 total points

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Panthers @ Falcons
Colts @ Bucs
Dolphins @ Jets
Lions @ Vikings
Broncos @ Texans
Ravens @ Bills
Bengals @ Browns
Redskins @ Packers
Chargers @ Jaguars
Steelers @ Cardinals
Titans @ Raiders
Chiefs @ Patriots
Seahawks @ Rams
Giants @ Eagles

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The #1 QB this week will be... Aaron Rodgers

The #1 RB this week will be... Dalvin Cook

The #1 WR this week will be... Chris Godwin

The #1 TE this week will be... Travis Kelce

The #1 DST this week will be... Packers

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This week, Alvin Kamara will score... 17.5 points

[Dan]

GAME OF THE WEEK - 49ers @ Saints - Over/under 54.5 total points

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Panthers @ Falcons
Colts @ Bucs
Dolphins @ Jets
Lions @ Vikings
Broncos @ Texans
Ravens @ Bills
Bengals @ Browns
Redskins @ Packers
Chargers @ Jaguars
Steelers @ Cardinals
Titans @ Raiders
Chiefs @ Patriots
Seahawks @ Rams
Giants @ Eagles

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The #1 QB this week will be...Mahomes

The #1 RB this week will be...CMC

The #1 WR this week will be...Adams

The #1 TE this week will be...Kelce

The #1 DST this week will be...Packers

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This week, Alvin Kamara will score...10pts

[Ian]

Me and Thommo smashing it on our bye weeks to try and build up some momentum and make the MINDGAMESbowl happen.

I did it without a defense, apparently. Probably just to add to the mind games or something.

[Baz]

My bench had an amazing week. :moop:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I was at 65% to win in all 3 of my Yahoo playoffs halfway through the 6pm games.

I ended up losing all of them to inferior teams :moop:

[Ian]

Bottler.

[thommo]

Me and Thommo smashing it on our bye weeks to try and build up some momentum and make the MINDGAMESbowl happen.

I did it without a defense, apparently. Probably just to add to the mind games or something.

My highest scoring week of the whole season. Whilst on a bye. :D

I could do with Brees hitting 50 points again next week when it actually matters.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ravens.

I also want Loomar and Mandrews as #1 in their position.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fuck it, I've talked myself into it.

I'll also take Hollywood as #1 WR.

Oh and Ravens as DST.

[Gray Fox]

I'll take Ravens and I'll have Jackson as top QB and top RB if that's a thing.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We not doing this anymore?

[Ian]

The Mind Games Bowl is still ON, thommo, so long as Brees doesn't shit the bed.

[Baz]

Absolutely smashed Pleb :harold:

Pity it only gets me 5th.

[thommo]

The Mind Games Bowl is still ON, thommo, so long as Brees doesn't shit the bed.

Brees did his job. We're on.

In Dynasty, Browning well and truly battered me. He wasn't lying when he said his team was hitting form, as he passed 200. I even surpassed my own projections by a bit, but he had too many playmakers performing for me to have a hope. Semi finals is a decent effort, but with McCaffrey in the team, I could and should have been doing better.

[Ian]

Brees did his job. We're on.

:drool:

Welbymania will be running wild.

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[Ian]

The Mind Games Bowl nearly in the bag. :cool:

[Dan]

Gray Fox :hat:

Fuck Anthony Miller, Mecole Hardman & Darius Slayton though. Sanders, RoJo, Hamilton & Gesicki on the bench probably would’ve made it close, but Aaron Jones should still have been enough for GF to take this.

Now to work out what to do with all my draft picks :)

[Gray Fox]

That was a bonafide slobberknocker for most of the night.

That we both have a theoretical score of over 250 each speaks to how mental it's been. Revenge a year in the making.


Unfortunately it's lead to bad things in my work league. I made the Championship but a lot of the high scorers were on my opponents team this time and he's on to break the leagues record score in the final. Everyone one of his players bar his kicker has hit 20 points or more, whilst I had Hopkins and Cooper put in their worst efforts of the year despite glorious matchups.

[Dan]

Yeah, I feel pretty good about that team for the next few years.

[Ian]

In my other league our final (which I was not in, I came third) was decided by less than a point.

More importantly I RAN WILD on Thommo. All those draft mind games were worth it in the long run.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/9AjMjH0K25HLW/giphy.gif?cid=790b76113a014fae723905e93a915e126faa 4eb8cdb58e02&rid=giphy.gif

[Browning]

Over my 6 leagues:
1 championship
2 runner up
1 3rd place
1 4th place
1 5th place

It’s poor compared to my last couple of years but they were ridiculous. I’ll take it.

[Dan]

I won a couple of random Yahoo leagues, but aside from those & the runner up in Fleaflicker I had a miserable season.

Injuries, bad drafts (I knew I should’ve stuck with my long held belief that Devonta Freeman is never worth picking in fantasy) & hitting a wall of apathy midway through the season will do that to you though.

Still, should at least have some good cores to work with in the dynasty leagues.

[Limoutsonik]

I did worse than last year in my 6 NFL.com leagues,had one 1 championship win,1 2nd place,3 3rd places and one abysmal 7th place finish. It was not a good season,Kamara was a large disappointment along with the injury to Barkley who i had in at least 3 leagues. Also,i wasn't able to get decent players off the waivers,only decent pickup was Patriots DEF and trade wise i was too stupid and too impatient and traded away Lamar Jackson twice after 2 poor first games....

[Dan]

Browning Since I can't seem to set my keepers on Yahoo, I'll just post them here.

Kittle Mix:
Minshew, Metcalf, Hopkins, Allen, Mixon, Carson, Kittle, Landry, Sutton, Aaron Jones, Conner, Drake, Irv Smith, Lock, Renfrow, Ebron, Preston Williams, Chicago

JOB Squad:
Ryan, Godwin, Slayton, Julio, Saquon, Aaron Jones, Andrews, Renfrow, Latavius, Preston Williams, Butler

[Browning]

thommo just in case you aren't checking Discord, please send me your keepers ASAP.

[Browning]

So to confirm for anyone who hasn’t been active on the discord, the standard 12 man league draft begins this coming Saturday and the SF one is pencilled in for the Saturday after, pending progress on the first one. Picks in the standard league can be made earlier but that seems to have hit a wall for now.
thommo Dan

[Browning]

thommo is on the clock.

Reminder the draft officially starts at Midnight so whoever is on the clock then will have a 12 hour time limit.

[Baz]

Had an email. League renewed. We going again?

#UpTheBumbandits

[Gray Fox]

I'd imagine we'll be drafting in late August, depending on how the virus affects the NFL.

[Baz]

What are the rules re keepers?

My main source of NFL knowledge is gone but I’ve got a really good system for the draft process this year. Top 3 for me, so long as I’m not pick 8 onwards. :cool:

[Ian]

If any of your players survive America trying to infect everybody you get to keep them.

[Browning]

Think this league was always maximum of 2 keepers at the cost you paid last year and as long as they weren’t a keeper last year.

[Browning]

Probably about time to start discussing our regular league draft.

I'll put the names into a hat as I do each year and announce the draft order shortly. That will allow people to plan their keepers accordingly. IIRC the keeper rule was 2 players at the cost of last year's round, and not able to keep anyone who was a keeper last year.

I currently have drafts scheduled for Saturday the 22nd and Saturday the 29th so my preference would be to do one of those Sundays, but I'm open to weekdays or a fairly early start on the 29th (as my other draft is at 11:45pm).

[Browning]

Current draft time is a Placeholder, still open to discussions. Keeper deadline will be roughly 1 week before whereever we put the draft, but if we can get them all in sooner then great.

Order:

Fay, Pleb, Me, Gray Fox, Baz, Dan, Thommo, Sam, Ian, Mahow

The one time I didn't want an early draft spot because I'm keeping CMC regardless.... but there we are.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I call fix.

[Browning]

Remember when Mert got the 1st pick 2 years running? It was all a long con so I could fix all the other drafts and no one could question me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

And then he picked David Johnson and he became a permacrock.

[Baz]

Is there anyone in my team who can’t be kept?

And anytime after 8pm any day suits me.

[Browning]

Barkley, Julio, Thomas, Odell, Jeffery, Chubb, Cohen, Moore, Aaron Jones, Golladay, White, Mack, Ekeler, Latavius, Kittle, AP, Mahomes, Baker, Lockett

Those are the guys who were keepers last year and thus can't be kept again.

I think Barkley and AP were your ones.

[Browning]

Ian Dan thommo

Just tagging the people I haven't heard from yet to make them aware of the thread. I have already had a request to not have the draft on the last weekend of August, where it currently is, but I've said if everyone else wants it there then I can't do anything. I figured the 22nd/23rd might be too short notice, but looking at the schedule I think there's a weekend in September before the season starts? So I guess we could move it there.

[Ian]

I'm working on backshift the last week in August but I may be able to work around that anyway and do the draft too. Not the end of the world if not, other than "as close to the season as possible" I don't have a massive preference.

[Browning]

I'm locking in any keepers that are made publicly (here or on Discord) but any who want to do them via Yahoo and/or send them to me privately can also do that. They can be changed until the deadline, which is currently set as the 23rd August. I've moved the draft to the September weekend for now.

[Dan]

I’ll probably be fine for whatever weekend. Need to check to see what my keeper options are.

[Baz]

If a player wasn't drafted last year, is he a keeper for round 18? :eyemouth:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nope, undrafted players aren't allowed.

[Baz]

Nope, undrafted players aren't allowed.

Can Browning confirm?

Yahoo lets me set DeVante Parker as a keeper but then he doesn't show in the draft results, where the rest of the keepers are visible.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/0PqeHIm.png

Pleb already asked on Discord.

[Baz]

Cool.

Makes my keepers fairly straight forward then.

[Browning]

Yea, Yahoo will let you set anything because you can't programme in the league rules. But yea, the rule always was you couldn't keep undrafted players.

3/10 teams have confirmed their keepers already and a few others have given me an indication of who they want. I can't believe I'm using the #3 spot in the draft on a keeper, but oh well.

[Baz]

I just set mine on Yahoo (I think).

Has everyone responded now? As in, everyone is up for playing again?

[Browning]

Only person I haven't heard from at all is thommo but I'm fairly sure he will be in. He was slow to respond about my other league too...

[Ian]

I'm up for playing again but I need to check who I can't keep which I will very likely possibly remember to do over the weekend.

[Baz]

I'm up for playing again but I need to check who I can't keep which I will very likely possibly remember to do over the weekend.

There's an easy way. Hopefully this link (https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/2019/f1/499127/starters) works and everyone with a K next to them was a keeper last year.

You can't keep Julio Jones or Tyler Lockett or Tarik Cohen.

[Gray Fox]

Ian

https://i.gyazo.com/66671597763163d215e3879794eb14ca.png

You'd need to see the round cost attributed to them.

Julio, Cohen and Lockett are no-gos but the rest are fair game.

[thommo]

Only person I haven't heard from at all is thommo but I'm fairly sure he will be in. He was slow to respond about my other league too...

I'm in. First weekend of September is really the only week that will work for me though, highly likely to be moving house in the next month so it will be tight for time.

[Ian]

Wasn't it two keepers last year? How come I've got three ineligible? Not that I'm breaking my heart over Tarik Cohen, I'm just curious.

[Baz]

Was one not kept by somebody else and then you picked him up?

[Ian]

That does sound like the sort of genius move I'd make tbf.

[Pleb]

Woof at potentially keeping DeLOL Watson.

[Dan]

Good lord my keeper options are TERRIBLE :D

[Browning]

Yea, admittedly when I was trying to guess who everyone would keep, I had no idea for you whatsoever.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wasn't it two keepers last year? How come I've got three ineligible? Not that I'm breaking my heart over Tarik Cohen, I'm just curious.

I kept him last year and then later cut him.

[Ian]

Bet you feel like a right mug.

[Browning]

I'm in. First weekend of September is really the only week that will work for me though, highly likely to be moving house in the next month so it will be tight for time.

First week of September looks like the winner.

Just be sure to send in your keepers before the deadline, which I think is in a little over a week.

[Ian]

Well now I can't keep Tarik Cohen I'm gonna have to change up all my plans.

[Browning]

Not gonna lie, Pleb keeping Kyle Rudolph has ruined all my plans and I don't think I can recover.

[Ian]

Plebrolled.

[Browning]

Reminder to thommo Ian Dan Sir Andy Mahowry and Baz to get your keepers in by the end of Saturday.

If you've already done it on Yahoo then ignore this, but I can't see if you have or not until the deadline passes.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm sure I did it.

I'm officially keeping Loomar and Zeke.

[Ian]

Saturday coming / 22nd, yeah?

[Browning]

For the keepers, yea. Then the draft is the first Saturday in September.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Although I do want it on record that it pains me not to keep Mandrews and potentially lose out on him.

[Dan]

Yeah, I’ve done mine on Yahoo, but to be honest there’s a part of me that wonders whether it’s even worth having any keepers :D

[Ian]

I will sort out my keepers tonight.

It's up to two per team and they just count against the round they went in last year, right?

[Browning]

I will sort out my keepers tonight.

It's up to two per team and they just count against the round they went in last year, right?

Correct.

thommo is the only one I’ve not heard from. Deadline is the end of tomorrow.

[Ian]

Grand. I'll sort it later. Or start, I'll probably get my sheet ready and do them off that so it might be the morning before I finish up but it'll be done.

[Ian]

Entirely predictably I totally forgot about this until right now so with zero research I just went with the safe options of Watson and Henry.

Can't wait until I learn they're both on murder charges or something.

[Gray Fox]

The biggest danger to Watson is O'Brien trading him and a 1st rounder for some Twinkies.

[Ian]

What are the points options for Twinkies?

[Browning]

Keepers are official and locked in.

Pleb has requested we move the draft to Thursday night or Sunday night. I'm reluctant to do Thursday (not that it bothers me personally, but I just think moving from weekend to week night could cause disruption) but I'm open to Sunday.... any objections?

[Ian]

Sunday's fine for me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sunday is fine.

[Baz]

Sure.

[Dan]

Yeah, Sunday is the better of the two

[Baz]

Tomorrow at 9, right?

Any word from thommo yet? Really don’t want anyone autodrafting if we can help it.

[Browning]

Yea, that’s right.

Still not heard from him. Everyone else should be there.

[Baz]

Scumbag.

[Ian]

thommo

Everybody @ him. If nothing else next time he signs in he'll wonder why he has so many notifications.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

thommo.

[Gray Fox]

thommo s not been on here since the 18th but he did say he was moving house and to do the draft in September.

[Baz]

Spoke to him on discord:

https://i.imgur.com/y1pK4t0.png

:thbup:

[Pleb]

35 minutes till the greatest draft of all time.

[Pleb]

Lobby is open lads.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ian

'Mon you prick.

[Lofty]

I shall have to join next year, though that would mean doing 4 drafts a season :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/UfG7pPQ.png

Top drafting, Dan.

[Dan]

Remember when I won the first two seasons? Those were the days.

[Baz]

I'd take that.

[Gray Fox]

Don't listen to him Dan, we'll just bully him in your league.

[Pleb]

TTH Week 1 Standard:
The Plob Machine (135.64) v (138.54) Cam I Am
Golden Grahams (147.75) v (142.39) Alvin n the chipmunk
Baz's Bumbandits (148.74) v (146.87) Thommo's Titans
Equable Rogues (132.74) v (137.94) Sony Side Up
Hold On Not Out (143.49) v (145.07) Welby Wolves

Mahow v Ian in a BELTER of a match to kick things off.

[Ian]

Right lads, the T NUMBER, help me figure out what the fuck 2019 me was doing:
https://i.ibb.co/7VxPgLw/image.png

I'm actually hoping it is something really obvious I'm not thinking of because I can't work out what the fuck it is.

For those who missed it in draft chat: that's my 2019 draft sheet. I looked at it today and saw that column simply labelled "T" and I can't work out what the fuck that would be for a season-length statistic, given receptions and whatnot are thee.

The only info I can add to that sample screenshot is that QBs never have a value in the T Number column.

Somebody please work out the answer here, even if it's something super obvious I've missed, because it's been bugging me all day.

[Gray Fox]

Targets?

[Dan]

Yeah, must be.

The real piece of news from that is that you projected Julio & Golladay to both have two carries.

[Baz]

Your spreadsheet is far more complex than mine.

Your font sucks though.

[Ian]

Targets?

It could be. I mean to add it doesn't factor into my scoring anywhere and I don't ever think about "targets" as a stat but maybe I was having a midlife crisis and thought an imaginary stat might matter.


The real piece of news from that is that you projected Julio & Golladay to both have two carries.

Well, whichever site I picked did. I don't want to give the impression that I project anything myself. Whoever gives me the least effort copy-pasting into Sheets usually wins.


Your spreadsheet is far more complex than mine.

Your font sucks though.

Google Sheets' font sucks, maybe, but I'm not an uber-dweeb so I didn't change it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Some people do like looking at targets.

"His QB LOVES HIM, he's bound to catch so much more than he did last year..."

[Ian]

Targets is more sensible than any other theory I've come up with.

I can't imagine it came into play at any point but maybe I was having a moment.

[Dan]

I’m not going to be doing the weekly points game this year, but do we still want a daily fantasy league?

[Baz]

Yes.

[Browning]

Never tried it but would be up for it if it happens.

[Dan]

I’ll set one up on Yahoo this evening

[Dan]

10 teams should be more than enough - think we only had a handful last season.

EDIT: Nevermind, set it up wrong. One sec...

https://sports.yahoo.com/dailyfantasy/league/45058/overview

That's the right one.

[Browning]

$27 for Dalton.... bargain.

[Browning]

I had no idea what i was doing, but I've submitted a line up. Let's see how that goes...

I reckon more people from the other leagues would sign up if the spots are there, so maybe post on the Discord if it doesn't fill up.

[Baz]

I've a mate who might join it if you need numbers.

[Pleb]

May have to catch the Gus bus this week.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nothing like starting a 3rd choice RB.

[Ian]

Had my other draft last night. Slightly smaller squads but an extra four teams so it feels like you're scraping the barrel even earlier.

QB: Watson (again), Rodgers
WR: Woods, Jones Jr, Edelman, Landry, Samuel, Anderson
RB: Kamara, Carson, Singletary, Pollard
TE: Waller

Not happy with how I did at RB in either draft really so I'm gonna need to be on the lookout for anybody unexpected who shines early I might be able to pick up.

Where's Mike Shanahan turning some dweeb into a 1000-yard rusher when you need him.

[Dan]

Kyle is keeping the family legacy going

[Browning]

As discussed on Discord a while back, 2 IR spots have been added to the TTH Standard league. We may need to add more if COVID becomes a big issue.

[Browning]

Pray for Dan after last night's Battle Royal.... craziest finish I've seen in a while.

[Baz]

Changing your team name post-draft is shady.

[Ian]

I'd question the more fibre of anybody who ever changes their team name if it's part of the same league.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I have no more fibre.

[Ian]

I'd love to blame my phone for that but that was just a good old fashioned keyboard-typing fuck-up.

[Baz]

I imagine mine will be changed in the distant future, following a Redskins-esque campaign. But for now, the #upthebumbandits hashtag remains.

[Ian]

I've been subjected to some absolute fucking carnage in my other league.

Tyler Higbee nearly quadrupled his projected score, Aaron Jones nearly tripling his, two receivers doubling theirs.

Fucking hell.

[Ian]

Well I've got myself off to an excellent start by not checking on Jones again in time to take him out of the team.

[Baz]

I think my teams the best I’ve ever had. Well done me.

[Gray Fox]

Well I've got myself off to an excellent start by not checking on Jones again in time to take him out of the team.

Johnson also dying on his very first catch sentenced you to doom.

[Ian]

It's going well.

[Baz]

Are we done, then?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I think they'll force the season through but it's going to be rough in fantasy land.

[Browning]

Ian Baz

We've discussed on Discord and feel the need to allow Reserve players to be named in the event of games being cancelled at the last minute. There's a thread in the league message board where I will designate which games are at risk (basically if any player tests positive) and you can then post who you want to sub in if that game is then cancelled (but only if it's cancelled). I think you 2 are the only ones not on the Discord.

[Ian]

Okay, I'll give it a look.

[Baz]

So if Atlanta vs Minnesota is cancelled, I guess Joe Burrow can come on for Matt Ryan?

Lucky me. :baz:

[Browning]

So if Atlanta vs Minnesota is cancelled, I guess Joe Burrow can come on for Matt Ryan?

Lucky me. :baz:

Essentially, yes.

At this moment it's not so much of an issue, because the game is scheduled for Sunday at 6pm. This is more for if, say they rescheduled it for Tuesday night, and then cancelled it (which we all thought was going to happen with Titans/Bills... which lead to a lot of people benching their studs without reason) then you could play someone. Obviously the back ups need to be named before they themselves take the field, so you couldn't nominate Burrow after he'd already played etc.

[Baz]

Sign me up for that cos he’s my only at risk player and my only other QB.

[Ian]

I appear to be administering a bumming.

[Gray Fox]

With no lube either, you animal.

[Ian]

When Welbymania runs wild there is no time for lube.

[Baz]

130.34 - 130.46

:moop:

[Dan]

I’d have lost if Kenyan Drake had scored that last TD from two yards further back :uhoh:

[Gray Fox]

Can we take a minute to report Ian for outright molesting a man in broad daylight?

[Ian]

I'm excited that my team has scored its entire month's worth of points in one game.

[Ian]

thommo up next. :drool: The most cerebral rivalry in fantasy football continues.

[thommo]

Little worrying as 4 of my top starters are listed as questionable.

[Ian]

They're just caving under the pressure.

[Gray Fox]

Getting the excuses in early. The mind games have already worked.

[Ian]

Rent free, mate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Had 2 free transfers this week.

Ings and Aubameyang out for Kane and Sonaldo.

[Ian]

Don't see any of them getting many points for your NFL team, tbh.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I dunno, I'm sure they've been practising on the NFL pitch at Tottenham and Harry did pitch up the international games last season so he clearly knows his stuff.

Although I shouldn't dismiss advice from someone who stomped a man to death.

[Ian]

Thommo's lads already below projections.

The cracks are showing.

[Browning]

The mind games have rattled him even in Dynasty... he traded for Freeman 30 minutes before kick off last night and started him...

[Baz]

#UpTheWolves

[Pleb]

The Plebroll last week RATTLED him.

[Gray Fox]

The mind games have rattled him even in Dynasty... he traded for Freeman 30 minutes before kick off last night and started him...

That's 0.8 points he wouldn't have had before.

[Ian]

:cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A mass murderer?

[Ian]

Don't be silly.

This is, at most, the beginning of a serial killing. Or maybe a spree.

[Baz]

Shambles, this week.

My bench might outscore my team at this rate.

[Ian]

Myself and Thommo both smashed our original projections as one might expect from one of the premier fixtures in fantasy sports but, alas, Tom Brady's frankly ludicrous attempts to overcome the mental deficiencies of his team mates was not enough.

[thommo]

That game certainly lived up to expectations as a titanic clash. A little unfortunate that all of your wide receivers decided to turn up this week.

[Ian]

Was just looking at the very first team I had in fantasy football, way back in the early 2000s.

https://i.ibb.co/5MtV3LR/image.png

Now first of all: Tiki fucking Barber, man. :drool: He was the hero of a few of my early teams. However among many blast from the past names there (Santana Moss, Jeremy Shockey) what I notice is Michael Pittman. Whose son is now a rookie for the Colts. So I've been playing fantasy football long enough that I might realistically end up with a father and son who've both been on my teams.

For fuck's sake.

[Baz]

How do you find that?

[Ian]

Go to one of your leagues, there's a dropdown below the league name for the year.

Change that, click on your team and it'll take you to your team for that year.

[Baz]

Awesome. Thanks.

My team in week 1 of 2003 (Biddy Bald Heads :checkit:) with the old Grass Roots people:

https://i.imgur.com/MUBrlQN.png

Finished 13th out of 16(!)

And then I've only been playing again since then from 2017 until now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/GH9otRL.png

My very first year.

Tebow leading me to third :cool:

[Ian]

Baz rolling with Jake the Snake. :drool:

[Gray Fox]

Mahow deserved to win that year simply for his fine QB choice.

However Mahow has disgraced himself this week in TTH Dynasty. Losing to my rolling shit show should see him banned.

[Ian]

Welbymania currently projected to RUN WILD all over another 1st-placed mug. :drool:

[Baz]

:cheer:

[Ian]

Brees not kicking it up a notch and Denver clawing their way back into this is currently reducing the odds of Welbymania running wild. Could do with Brees getting another score.

[Ian]

I think I should be safe now but fucking hell this is close.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm getting stomped :(

[Ian]

When Lock suddenly started dumping the ball off to Gordon I was worried he was going to suddenly rack up the points Dan needed to overtake me but thankfully the stars aligned for both the Broncos victory and Welbymania RUNNING WILD.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/5813d07ca5d42bbfc8a7a874072099c1/tenor.gif

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I needed around 90 points from Cooper, Zeke and Boston Scott heading into last night to win.

They fell short by around 75.

[Ian]

The more I think about it the more I think that beat Thommo and then beating the #1 placed team the following week so he could go clear at the top again might be my greatest mindgame yet.

[Ian]

Should be my fourth win in a row unless New England conspire to lose 30 points for me.

Runnin' wild.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/15d1d7fc6774c240656178a3b7d46f86/tenor.gif

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ian's reign of terror will be ended this week.

No more murders will take place on my watch.

[Gray Fox]

I'm only counting the legal points. If you do that Ian clearly wins.

I will not let you steal this game week.

[Ian]

Mahow just doesn't understand the grander mind game at play here. Leave him to his delusions.

[Baz]

Tom Brady's murdered me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Monty was ruled out late so in TTH standard I had a choice between Wayne Gallman or Troymaine Pope.

I picked Pope who is sat on the bench watching Kelley and Ballage do nothing whilst Gallman scored 2 TD's :moop:

[Ian]

https://media.tenor.com/images/ecb2830fe9eee3a134277ff2fefbed43/tenor.gif

[Ian]

Deshaun Watson getting me off to a nice start.

Looks like I'll regret not starting the child-beater though.