The Boxing Thread

[Spikey M]

The Tommy Fury of the Eubank family is on 5 in a minute for anyone interested.

[Spikey M]

Matty Harris :cool:

[niko_cee]

Anyone going to be watching AJ desperately trying to re-establish some credibility? I hope he flattens Franklin. When's Wilder back in action? Can see him ending up with a few belts if anyone fights him as he's probably the second best in the division. Doubt Usyk could live with his power even if he can comprehensively outbox him, and we all know what Joshua is like if he gets tagged.

[Spikey M]

Come on then Waff. Let's be having you.

[niko_cee]

I've currently got it through VIPbox but you have to get through a lot of shite first. Not that much filth though, which is something I guess.

[niko_cee]

Currently got Eddie Hearn giving it the hard sell on a DAZN subscription.

[niko_cee]

Thought the ref stepped in too early on that one. Most of those shots weren't landing.

[AJ23]

I know my name is AJ, but I'd rather Joshua lost to be honest :D

That silly meltdown in his last fight against Usyk was the final straw.

Usyk and Fury beat him 9 times out of 10 anyway. Probably Wilder too. Good bodybuilder, but the fake 'Keep it real', 'Stay humble' profile he's been given by Eddie Hearn does him no favours.

He's a street guy who's trying to hold that all back. Just be yourself. Show people the real you.

[Waffdon]

Come on then Waff. Let's be having you.

You’ll get one from here: https://boxingbite.net/title-game/joshua-vs-franklin

Most work well for me on mobile so should be fine if you’re on PC.

[Spikey M]

Cheers

[niko_cee]

The DAZN coverage is majorly amateur hour. Just seems to lapse into weird filler all the time before they cut to some poor idiot who's been tasked with breaking into the changing rooms to 'grab a word'.

[niko_cee]

Not sure the hype man making a more impressive entry was the plan.

[Spikey M]

"AJ" already looks knackered. I'm not sure coming in at his heaviest ever weight against a man he was already much bigger than is the smartest move. He's in big trouble if this goes past round 6.

[niko_cee]

Think he's got this but you can see him already starting to think too much about it.

[AJ23]

This fight reminds me of Ruiz v Joshua. A quicker, shorter guy with faster hands. But he's also sturdy himself.

[Spikey M]

The ref needs to be breaking up these cuddle sessions much quicker.

[Spikey M]

Fuck me Ref. Sort it out.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just stuck a tiny amount on Franklin to win by KO. G'wan lad, sit AJ down late.

[Spikey M]

Clear win for AJ, but that was dross.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shit fight.

AJ is bollocks and the ref was a joke.

[AJ23]

AJ showing his true colours again at the end. Are we allowed to mention colour?

[niko_cee]

Yeah, people keep asking for AJ to 'let the hands go' but maybe there isn't all that much to be letting go, just never feels like he gets much out of third gear. Franklin's a tough customer though, took some decent shots.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ruiz ruined him. He's just a shell of his former self now.

He's too scared to actually fight because he has no confidence in his chin.

[Spikey M]

hopefully we atleast get another lol speech out of him. Does anyone have a Ukraine flag handy?

[AJ23]

I'd love to see Wilder v Joshua but there's no way Eddie Hearn would sanction that fight.

Wilder would destroy him.

[Spikey M]

He's such a fucking bell end. :D

[Offshore Toon]

AJ is such a rancid dickhead. Shakes hands for the cameras then throws constant shade in the post fight interview. I can't wait to see him flat out on the canvas again soon.

[AJ23]

AJ is such a rancid dickhead. Shakes hands for the cameras then throws constant shade in the post fight interview. I can't wait to see him flat out on the canvas again soon.

He's a shady character. Eddie Hearn's gimp. Dillian Whyte was right about him from the beginning when he said he was a street guy and this act wasn't real.

He's played the public like fools with his act. But this is the X Factor voting people that buy PPV's we're talking about. What can you say?

AJ has done well out of it to be fair. Like Jake Paul. Onlyfans girls. Make money however you can without morals but pretend you do have them. Today's society.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, the ego has always outshone the 'nice guy' act for me, but he sucked in plenty of diehards. I know people that were in the stadium and still maintain Joshua-Usyk 1 was a "shit night" because he lost. :cry:

With Fury also venturing too far into being a twat, I wouldn't be surprised if Usyk became the most popular out of the three soon enough.

[Spikey M]

Joe Joyce is in big trouble 2 rounds in

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just put it on, how has the fight been this far?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Those couple of highlights they showed don't look good for Joyce.

His face is a mess too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Zhang by KO at 4.2 doesn't seem too shabby.

Couple of quid on it.

Couple of quid on a points win at 8 too.

[Spikey M]

Round 3 was Joyce's best round and he probably still lost it. Zhang is starting to look tired though, so he could still take it. Fury saying Joyce is the 2nd best in the weight class is utterly lol though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The left is there all day for Zhang.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

His eye is almost completely closed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lol, RIP Joyce.

[Lewis]

Imagine being out-boxed by a Chinaman.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's almost 40 too.

[Spikey M]

Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing. Retire lad.

[Lewis]

I suppose matey's trademark Homer Simpson Syndrome defence was always vulnerable to somebody who knows how to box. But still. A Chinese boxer?

[Alex]

There was this rhetoric in the build up to this around him being this dark horse that the big boys are somehow avoiding too.


"I want to make a name for myself and I want to be world champion. I just need to be number one," said Joyce.

"Fury said he wants to fight me, so I can fight him after the Usyk fight. Then for bants I can fight [two-time former world champion] Joshua or [ex-world title holder Deontay] Wilder."

That's aged well hasn't it. :D

[Offshore Toon]

Zhang's only loss was a robbery so he might be a rare case of decent Chinese DNA. The real shame is that he didn't do in Joshua before Joyce cause now he'll duck him until he's near 50.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/66099792

Ngannou is a huge puncher but Fury will obliterate him.

[Offshore Toon]

There's every chance Fury doesn't train for the fight and turns up covered in garlic mayo so it might be interesting.

Spence v Crawford in a couple of weeks is the one though. Should be well worth staying up for.

[Baz]

Ngannou still running scared from Jonny Bones.

[Gray Fox]

Pregnant women in the street are the only people running scared from Jon Jones.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They're not in the same company anymore so the fight is never happening.

Ngannou and Dana White had a massive falling out.

[Lewis]

I imagine Fury has fought plenty of bigger punchers than that bloke, and only one of them ever lamped him. He will just ponce around him for eight rounds until he gets bored like the last boxer vs mixed martial arts wankfest.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ngannou holds the record for THE MOST POWERFUL PUNCH on some testing device.

I doubt many boxers have tested their punches though.

[niko_cee]

It'll be like that Eddie Hall fight times a million.

Joshua v Whyte, Usyk v Dubois, Fury v some not a boxer bum, it's like they're trying to ruin the division when it should be at its healthiest for 20 years. Is everyone who isn't Fury just going to duck Wilder forever? He's the only one I'd really be interested in seeing fight anyone as I'm pretty sure he'd flatten them all.

[Baz]

Ngannou holds the record for THE MOST POWERFUL PUNCH on some testing device.

I doubt many boxers have tested their punches though.
Yeah but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AfsrWFf_mU

[Ben]

I can’t believe I give you £500 for that bot.

[Luke Emia]

Ngannou holds the record for THE MOST POWERFUL PUNCH on some testing device.

I doubt many boxers have tested their punches though.

Nah mate. It’s Drago.

[Waffdon]

Pregnant women in the street are the only people running scared from Jon Jones.

Jon Jones is the greatest. Ngannou definitely pussied out of it.

[Lofty]

I can’t believe I give you £500 for that bot.

:D

[Baz]

Spence v Crawford in a couple of weeks is the one though. Should be well worth staying up for.What times it likely to be on?

[Offshore Toon]

I read last week ringwalk at 3:30. I'm not going to risk missing it so it's either stay up or alarm at 3.

[Ben]

I’ve read 4am so fuck knows.

[Offshore Toon]

That's the most likely but if its all early KOs beforehand 3:30 is possible. I thought 4 would be fine for Tank Garcia but by the time I turned on it was round 4 and nearly over.

[AJ23]

Would be surprised if it's an early stoppage. I think these guys might cancel each other out. Crawford has great timing and one punch KO power even stepping up through the weights. Spence is the naturally bigger, walks through shots and systematically breaks you down.

It's such an intriguing contest. I keep flipping one way, then the other. It'll probably be a draw or SD decision. Or late stoppage.

[Offshore Toon]

The only thing I'm certain of is it'll be a trilogy.

[SincereTheRebel]

Im here. No sleep

[Disco]

Starting now.

[Offshore Toon]

Yessir. IPTV please hold strong.

[Offshore Toon]

Not much of a contest so far. Crawford ridiculously comfortable.

[SincereTheRebel]

Crawford was superb

[Disco]

Never in doubt.

[Offshore Toon]

Yep, he was on a whole nother level. I'm genuinely disappointed it wasn't much of a contest. There's undoubtedly a rematch clause but Crawford should just go up in weight again.

[AJ23]

Has Spence Jnr been that affected by his car crash or is Crawford just that good?

I'm leaning towards the latter. Kell Brook was in the ring with Spence Jnr and Golovkin. Never went down. When he faced Crawford, he went down and was destroyed.

Amir Khan quit against Crawford. I mean, that one is not surprising seeing as he went in the jungle. Money is everything over legacy.

[Ben]

Helenius has replaced Whyte in the Joshua fight. I reckon AJ might struggle after the big fella showed his prowess just last Saturday by overcoming a rock solid fighter:

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[Disco]

What a shambles, how do you fail a voluntary drug test?

[Spikey M]

Joshua fighting an unexpected opponent is always good fun. Let's go.

[Spikey M]

KSI has been studying the Attitude Era Wrestling promo's.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

AJ is getting knocked out.

[Spikey M]

deserves to be for this walk alone.

[Spikey M]

this is dross.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

AJ is so shit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wilder would murder him.

Edit: AJ seems scared to throw punches at times, he's so tentative.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Celebrations were cringe.

The knockout punch was lovely but he was shit in that fight and Helenius was basically a punching bag from round 3.

I really hope he gets the Wilder fight, it would be hilarious.

[Spikey M]

He'd duck the fight.

[Shindig]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/66623019

Is Joshua exclusively fighting drug cheats or is that just a massive coincidence?

[Spikey M]

I'm pretty sure they're all on gear, they just know how to hide it from the test most of the time. It will be pervasive across all physically demanding sport behind closed doors.

[niko_cee]

Isn't it a voluntary testing regime anyway? Why do they even bother with the pretence? What sort of idiot fails a voluntary doping test?

[niko_cee]

Anyone got a link for the Usyk fight? I'm on my phone and am too lazy to look.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://1stream.eu/title-game/oleksandr-usyk-vs-daniel-dubois-live-stream/8005?sport=boxing

Prince Nazeem Hamed's son is about to have his first ever fight.

Weirdly he's never even had an amateur fight so the commentators know nothing about him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The link above is via ESPN with American twats who are pronouncing Wroclaw as "Rooslev" and it's pissing me right off.

Edit: Fight seems to have come alive after the possible low blow.

[niko_cee]

Cheers. What a joke of a ref. Dubois won that in the 5th by rights.

[Manc]

Usyk is a lucky boy.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I personally think it was a little low but it could have easily been ruled as legal, it wasvery close.

Dubois looked really good though.

[Waffdon]

Usyk is a proper bloke.

Fury would have suddenly been right up for negotiations if Dubois won that

[niko_cee]

It was bang on the belt, which was pulled up to his chin anyway, nowhere near being low. Without the 5 minutes recovery he's not getting out of that round alive. Fury really needs to end him to save the division. Or Wilder maybe, that would be a funny fight.

[Alex]

The referee was terrible. Usyk giving Dubois the condescending chat post fight like he isn't fully aware the lad should be wearing his belts right now. Tosser. Can we stop pissing about now and just get the Fury fight made so he can batter this cunt already.

[Lewis]

The Rooslev Screwjob disgraceful.

[Waffdon]

It was bang on the belt, which was pulled up to his chin anyway, nowhere near being low. Without the 5 minutes recovery he's not getting out of that round alive. Fury really needs to end him to save the division. Or Wilder maybe, that would be a funny fight.

Fury is the issue :D

[niko_cee]

Yeah, it would be good if he could sort himself out but he's probably making too much money fighting bums and making Netflix documentaries to be bothered.

I suppose at least the ref has spared us the inevitable rematch putting further distance between any possible unification bout, although I see Dubois is petitioning for one to be ordered here.

[Shindig]

Yeah, that shot was on the belt line. Low but still (just about) legal. Nowhere near a Andrew Galota nutshot carnival.

[niko_cee]

Any streams for the Eubank fight?

[Waffdon]

https://reddit1.boxingstreams.to/event/107506000001476

Try some of them

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Eubank is looking good.

[Waffdon]

I can’t tell if Smith fucked his ankle or not. I assume he must have because it felt like he threw about 10 punches. Shame Eubanks couldn’t knock him out clean

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Not too keen on the stoppage as Eubank wasn't landing much on the ropes but it felt like it was a matter of time until he knocked him down again.

[niko_cee]

There was nothing coming back and he took a few heavy shots to the head in that last flurry. There was no point in Smith continuing. Other refs would have called it off earlier.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mon Zhang.

[niko_cee]

The Yarde fight was a bit of a mismatch, which I guess was to be expected.

Joyce will have to retire if he just walks into a bunch more left hands from a fat 40 year old chinaman.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The left is still there.

[Offshore Toon]

Big Stiff Idiot takes on a new meaning.

[niko_cee]

Yeah, Gilet Jang running riot.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Holy shit what a punch.

[Offshore Toon]

Now that's a fucking finish. Zhang for a title, let's go.

[niko_cee]

Gilet to unify the division.

Fair play to Joyce for almost getting off the canvas. He can keep the rest of the performance.

[Lewis]

The one time he moves with a bit of purpose, and it's a diving header into a punch. What a pudding.

[Offshore Toon]

For anybody who needs a link to the finish: https://dubz.co/mc/b6cca9

[Shindig]

That is a proper clout.

[Lewis]

That smug face as well when he turns around, like a Chinaman leaving a rented house his family has trashed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/66962430

An historic undisputed heavyweight fight between champions Tyson Fury and Oleksandr Usyk has been signed and will take place in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

No date yet, hopefully this happens. Although I can't see Usyk troubling Fury too much.

[Baz]

I’d be surprised if it did, but hopefully it does.

[Alex]

I'll believe it when and watching the ring walks and not a moment before.

Hopefully though. Fury will fucking batter him.

[niko_cee]

I was obviously off the mark assuming this Thompson fight wouldn't be buried on some sort of obscure channel or PPV. Sky have some sort of headline lady boxing, which is disappointing. Before I have to hit up boxing streams where is it on legitimately? DAZOOOON?

Confused now as the DAZOOON stream has the same fight as is on Sky Lady Boxing undercard.

[niko_cee]

This aussie/islander looks tasty, rubbish anthem medley notwithstanding. They both look quite light for cruiserweight though.

[niko_cee]

What a finish, well done the ref for waving it off.

[SincereTheRebel]

Canelo to dust off charlo real quick.

[Baz]

Has Tommy Fury even trained for this? :cab:

[Lewis]

Isn't he just crap?

[Baz]

Nice of the commentator to call it unwatchable.

[Lewis]

Tommy Fury's arms are bigger than his legs the fanny.

[Lofty]

I know it is just a wank fest of never ending riches as long as everyone plays along but surely at some point a boxer turns round and says 'I'm not diving actually lad" and thrashes them?

[niko_cee]

Guess there will never really be a situation where a tuber is allowed in the ring with a serious boxer. It's all illusion. Tommy Fury is an absolute bum.

[Waffdon]

I assumed all the fights were rigged but Fury won on points in his last one easily enough. He’s just absolutely dreadful and this is clearly his level. Absolute hug fest.

Huge fan of Dillon Danis turning up and not throwing a punch and leaving without being KOd.

[niko_cee]

But yeah, this was cruiserweight right? Get that Australian up the thread on their case. There would be deaths.

[Shindig]

The only good youtuber fights are the ones that descend into total farce.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhSXsnOq-bc

The intros are longer than the fight. The interruption is longer than the fight. One trained (or at least could throw punches), one very much didn't.

[niko_cee]

I thought it was good of the beeb to keep this completely off their site in terms of livetext etc, unless that was mandated by rights ownership or whatever. No place on the sports pages.

[SincereTheRebel]

The only good youtuber fights are the ones that descend into total farce.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhSXsnOq-bc

The intros are longer than the fight. The interruption is longer than the fight. One trained (or at least could throw punches), one very much didn't.

:D I used to watch Wings in order to better understand Modern Warfare 2 . Didnt even know this was a thing. I actually just watch this and was laughing from start to finish. All 10 minutes of it.

[igor_balis]

I have no idea why spazzy youtubers boxing is such a PPV draw.

[Lofty]

Because they have large audiences of children that transcend the traditional tv medium. Same as the Prime hype shit.

Let's not pretend we wouldn't be hyped about a Hell in the Cell match between Noel Edmonds and Dave Benson Phillips circa 2005.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've always dreamt of it happening.

Benson would batter that twat Edmonds.

[Spikey M]

Because they have large audiences of children that transcend the traditional tv medium. Same as the Prime hype shit.

Let's not pretend we wouldn't be hyped about a Hell in the Cell match between Noel Edmonds and Dave Benson Phillips circa 2005.

I would pay big money to watch that now.

[Offshore Toon]

I genuinely think you're onto something, Lofty. That's genius.

[Gray Fox]

WWE: In your house(party)

[Shindig]

With a Mr. Blobby run-in.

[Gray Fox]

With a Blobby in the bank contract?

[Spikey M]

Laurence Fox and Jim Davidson vs Owen Jones and Ash Sarkar is the dream.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That can be the co-main event.

[Offshore Toon]

Imagine Blobby Fury coached by a frothing John Fury. The press conferences would be on another level. Blobby with his head in his hands whilst John goes for the jugular.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Such a shame Mellin robbed us blind, imagine the money we'd have made putting on this event.

[Mike]

It’s 2023 lads, you’ll need some girl boxing. Who you having Lorraine Kelly batter?

[John Arne]

I see those massive lads in the boxing and just think 'how the hell do they wipe their arse'? It must be fucking grim down there.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm far from stick thin but you look at those boys and wonder how much effort has to go in to become that fat. I know they have jobs that involve being inside all day, but still. Does it not get old just eating chips or whatever?

[Ben]

I see those massive lads in the boxing and just think 'how the hell do they wipe their arse'? It must be fucking grim down there.

They can't. I know a guy who's about 5'9" but for powerlifting competitions gets up to about 115-120kg. He's solid muscle as well, no fat, and he can't wipe his arse or even put on a t-shirt without assistance when he's that big. After the competition he usually gets back down to 95-100kg and all is well in the arse wiping department again.

[Spikey M]

I'm far from stick thin but you look at those boys and wonder how much effort has to go in to become that fat. I know they have jobs that involve being inside all day, but still. Does it not get old just eating chips or whatever?

You mean gammon and Sheperds pie.

[Shindig]

I'm far from stick thin but you look at those boys and wonder how much effort has to go in to become that fat. I know they have jobs that involve being inside all day, but still. Does it not get old just eating chips or whatever?

In Boogie's case, he likes the attention too much. He's narcissistic and has been on several TV shows talking about his weight. If he wasn't fat and depressed, he'd have nothing to talk about.

[Jimmy Floyd]

You mean gammon and Sheperds pie.

You've inspired me to get involved in the AI image game.

https://i.ibb.co/TPd5PxC/sp2.png

[niko_cee]

As if to add a final gloss of farce to the Fury/KSI fight they added up the drawn scorecard wrong so it was a unanimous decision, not a majority one.

[Offshore Toon]

They can't. I know a guy who's about 5'9" but for powerlifting competitions gets up to about 115-120kg. He's solid muscle as well, no fat, and he can't wipe his arse or even put on a t-shirt without assistance when he's that big. After the competition he usually gets back down to 95-100kg and all is well in the arse wiping department again.
Bidetbuilding

[Gray Fox]

Because they have large audiences of children that transcend the traditional tv medium. Same as the Prime hype shit.

Let's not pretend we wouldn't be hyped about a Hell in the Cell match between Noel Edmonds and Dave Benson Phillips circa 2005.

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Blobby getting into ring shape in anticipation.

[SvN]

Fun fact: the guy in the costume is a relative of mine.

[Offshore Toon]

TTH Christmas Party at the Blobby fight?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Seems all the undercard fights are done and they're waiting until 11 for the ring walks, ugh.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A fucking opening ceremony? lol, fuck off.

[Lewis]

Throw some shitty streams up lads.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://streameast.app/stream/boxing/tyson-fury-vs-francis-ngannou-live-stream

[niko_cee]

https://crackstreams.biz/watch/50182

[Baz]

https://twitch.tv/baz9torres

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Another 20 minutes? Fuck me.

[niko_cee]

Fury probably has a couple of million on the other guy at mad odds.

[niko_cee]

Oh my god, is that genuine Ronaldo?

[Lewis]

I would sooner hear the ISIS theme in that arena.

[niko_cee]

Hope that carpet isn't too heavy/energy sapping.

[Manc]

Can't move for cloth.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I miss the days when fighters would just fight.

There's too much bullshit attached to boxing events now.

[niko_cee]

Has his excellency had to nip out for a piss or something?

[Lewis]

'Husband to a nagging wife'. :lol:

[niko_cee]

Holy fuck this is interminable.

Hell of an entourage as well for Fury.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The guff they're saying during the intros :D

Tyson Fury's sounds like some fucking Vikings/Last Kingdom type thing.

[Waffdon]

3:16 :cool:

[Baz]

I'm glad the clocks go back tonight. They could drag this out to the early hours.

[niko_cee]

Someone tell Rio to take his sunglasses off.

[Lofty]

https://i.ibb.co/rZ1RTdd/Screenshot-20231028-234301-Samsung-Internet.jpg

[niko_cee]

Ngannou's going to be out on his feet just biting on all the feints, nevermind getting punched in the head to boot.

[Waffdon]

Tyson looking like an overweight soccer mum from behind

[niko_cee]

Six foot nine sack of milk was a great desription.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh shit.

[Baz]

I'm glad this is looking like an actual contest.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ngannou is actually looking decent.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fury looks rattled.

[Lewis]

Has Fury trained for this?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Rematch in MMA.

[Offshore Toon]

I've got Fury to win by points cause I thought it'd be fixed but happy to win rugger way.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fair play to Ngannou he looked good.

[Dark Soldier]

That's a shock.

[Baz]

I've got Fury to win by points cause I thought it'd be fixed but happy to win rugger way.

You thought correct, it seems. What a joke.

[Manc]

Comfortably the worst sport out there.

[Offshore Toon]

Usyk is funny as fuck. Mon on 23rd December.

Ngannou was very impressive though. Heavyweight division might liven up a bit but people will be terrified of him.

[Waffdon]

This fucker got beat by Derrick Lewis in MMA as well. Boxing is shite. :lol:

[niko_cee]

Are all the fights on the same card tonight or am I going to have to have multiple streams?

[Ben]

Same card.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Laughable that they think Joshua is still a PPV boxer.

[niko_cee]

Got a lot of time for Bivol's no nonsense ring walk.

[Ben]

He's probably my favourite fighter in recent times. Easy to say on the back of him beating Canelo but he's just so solid at everything.

[niko_cee]

Jai Opetaia's my guy.

They should fight.

[Ben]

Arthur is visibly shitting himself. :D

Also I think the glove touch at the end of every round is the only time he's touched Bivol. It's not a great fight because Bivol is just feinting all the time, it must be a right mind fuck to face someone that good.

[Manc]

Any decent streams on the go?

[Ben]

How does "Fletch" get a gig on boxing? Clearly has no fucking clue.

Bivol: throws big uppercut
Fletch 5 seconds later: "neither man has thrown an uppercut tonight"

At least the Man Utd game earlier was a lot more palatable with the sub commentator and McCoist.

[phonics]

Any decent streams on the go?

https://boxing.footybite.to/

[Ben]

Any decent streams on the go?

https://scoresports786.com/total/14.php

[Ben]

How does "Fletch" get a gig on boxing? Clearly has no fucking clue.

Bivol: throws big uppercut
Fletch 5 seconds later: "neither man has thrown an uppercut tonight"

At least the Man Utd game earlier was a lot more palatable with the sub commentator and McCoist.

And about a minute after that to his co-comm:

"u eva been 2 kyrgyzstan m8"

Crowd is dead anyway so I've just muted the cunt.

[niko_cee]

Not enough but nothing like a good bodyshot.

[Ben]

Bivol is incredible to watch from a technical standpoint. Hard to see how he's beatable even though he can't knock his way through a wet paper bag. Guy is pretty shit as a box office attraction though, he will just win on points eternally.

[niko_cee]

Punch stats on this must be mad.

[Manc]

What time do the heavies get to the ring?

[Ben]

Wilder-Parker next up, then GayJ.

[niko_cee]

Now for the split decision draw.

[Spikey M]

Anyone got a decent stream?

[niko_cee]

This (https://seehdgames.co/aom/a14/) one is working for me.

Don't ruin it.

I make no assertions as to whether it will install world ending amounts of malware on your device.

[Spikey M]

Cheers

[niko_cee]

This should be a decent fight, hopefully.

Better prospect than the main event, at least.

It might just turn out to be a pudding and a puncher.

[niko_cee]

Oh no, Deontay looks like he's got some heavy ring walking gear again. :face:

[Baz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQOgnNDXoAQvevf.jpg

[Spikey M]

Fuck me, I remember Joe Parker when he was knocking out retards inside 3 rounds on Channel 5. I've only just clocked it's the same geezer about to climb in with Wilder. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The crown :lol:

[niko_cee]

I don't know if it's all the co-main-eventing or whatever, but fair fucks to the Saudis for running a tight schedule ship. Certainly a lot better than the Fury shitshow last time out.

[niko_cee]

It's like a morgue. More atmosphere at a school nativity.

[niko_cee]

How is Wilder number one ranked by any sanctioning body?

[Ben]

Wilder skinny as fuck tonight. Looks like Snoop Dogg.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dr Sleep?

That's something a 10 year old would come up with.

[niko_cee]

11 round fight then.

[Spikey M]

Saudi events are always dead. It's what happens when you swap an audience of coked up beer boys, for sober super-car owners, sadly.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Saudi events are always dead. It's what happens when you swap an audience of coked up beer boys, for sober super-car owners, sadly.

Who are constantly on their phones.

The WWE events are usually better as the actually Saudi public are up for it but the princes couldn't give a shit.

[Ben]

I give those first two rounds to His Excellency, because these two whoppers don't deserve either of them.

[niko_cee]

Who are constantly on their phones.


This is true.

[Spikey M]

Yeah, in fairness the crowd might be a little better if there were actually a fight going on.

[Ben]

Unfortunately Parker has nothing and he'll get boomed by the big right out of nowhere after eight rounds of snooze.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Was this meant to be a light sparring session?

[niko_cee]

The Bivol to Wilder technical differential is quite something.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've seen more action at a library.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's more like it, keep throwing Parker.

[niko_cee]

Wilder is absolute trash.

Not sure Parker should necessarily be respecting the right hand.

[Spikey M]

Dr Sleep looks like he's been self-prescibing Nytol.

[Ben]

Wilder is actually so bad. Kinda calls into question Fury's CV really.

[niko_cee]

Different fighter now and then though, you could say that Fury broke him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

1738662851705803083

:lol:

[Spikey M]

AJ vs Wilder would be a contender for the worst fight of all time if this is anything to go by.

[Ben]

GayJ has fucked it. Should have took the Wilder money match now before he gets UDed into irrelevancy by the lad who got shown up by Joe Joyce.

[niko_cee]

Fingers crossed they've paid off the British judges to make it happen.

[Ben]

That would be the biggest fix ever. He's 0-7 here. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Those wild shots from Parker :cool:

Proper going for it.

[Spikey M]

Parker :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That first punch was absolutely lovely.

[niko_cee]

Turns out Wilder is the pudding.

[Don]

"The legs don't look good from Wilder" :D