Euro 2016

[Pepe]

Rooney as a playground Pirlo. :drool:

[Ian]

Is Kane such a phenomally good corner kick taker that we'd rather have him there than in the box?

[Lewis]

Why is Kane taking corners?

Because Phil Jones is injured.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Vardy would have scored that.

[Pepe]

Russia looks complete dogshit.

[Magic]

Is Kane such a phenomally good corner kick taker that we'd rather have him there than in the box?

No.

[Magic]

So Roman Neustadter.

Born in Ukraine, played twice for Germany and was given a Russian passport by Putin 2 days before the squad was announced.

Not suspicious at all. :|

[Bartholomert]

So Roman Neustadter.

Born in Ukraine, played twice for Germany and was given a Russian passport by Putin 2 days before the squad was announced.

Based Putin :drool:

England are looking alright.

[Lewis]

Russia are afraid to commit because they know how dangerous Rooniesta is.

[Magic]

Why if Ron is such a fabulous passer of the ball is he not on set pieces?

[Pepe]

Cute defensive formation there. Quite effective too...

[Lewis]

I don't know. I'll have a word at half-time.

[John]

Dzyuba looks like a bit of a handful but overall Russia look abysmal.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Not suspicious at all. :|

His father was a Kazakh and, it appears, the rest of his family are from Germany.

I think he only qualifies for Russia because Ukraine was part of the soviet union at the time of his birth.

[Magic]

Is Akinfeev a total worldie IRL like he was on FM?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Based on the last World Cup, he's absolute dogshit.

[Manc]

Whatever happened to Dzagoev?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sterling is awful.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Whatever happened to Dzagoev?

Broken metatarsal.

[Danny]

Whatever happened to Dzagoev?

Injured IIRC

[Magic]

This is what they get for basically chucking all their best men away 70 odd years ago. Genetically inferior inbred freaks that are shite at football.

[Manc]

This lot are shite.

[Magic]

This is what they get for basically chucking all their best men away 70 odd years ago. Genetically inferior inbred freaks that are shite at football.

And don't get me started on the Russians.

:henn0rz:

[Pepe]

:D

[John]

Those two terrible shots have killed Lallana's confidence. He'll be a man down for the rest of the game.

[Ian]

At least we've got Lallana playing The England Way and throwing away every good position he gets into.

[Waffdon]

Russia's right back wearing number three is annoying

[Bartholomert]

This is what they get for basically chucking all their best men away 70 odd years ago. Genetically inferior inbred freaks that are shite at football.

As initially lol as this analysis is...I wonder what sort of correlation there is in post-war soccer performance and number of causalities suffered as proportion of male population.

[Bartholomert]

Is it Ian Darke and Steve Mcmanaman in the UK as commentators for everyone?

[Serj]

England's passes and shots whenever they get into promising areas are atrocious. They should be several up already.

Walker's been really good so far, which is made up for by Rose being a bit shit.

[John]

Kane on corners is absolutely baffling. He isn't even any good at them.

[Ian]

At least Kane's corners are consistent.

[Raoul Duke]

We're doing pretty well, but our set pieces are absolute bobbins.

[Magic]

Is it Ian Darke and Steve Mcmanaman in the UK as commentators?

I wish. Clive Tyldsley and Glen 'The Insight' Hoddle.

[7om]

Kane on corners is the type of thing that really winds me up. Someone just have the bollocks to tell him he's shit at them and take over.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I wonder if Kane insists on taking corners (why would he? I'm sure he'd rather be in the box) or if Woy believes he's our best corner taker.

Absolutely bonkers that he ever took one, let alone being our primary taker now.

[Magic]

IRRESISTIBLE ENGLAND PRESSURE...that Russia are resisting pretty easily.

[Ian]

I can't imagine it's his choice to take them.

We need to do something with this front three. Kane's not getting a sniff and the other two are useless.

[Magic]

This game really needs James Milner.

[Pepe]

So, those corners eh?

[7om]

Is there any reason why Sterling sprinted past the defender and then stopped to let the whole Russian defense get back?

[Gray Fox]

Get Milner on for the corner taking. Russias first man will shit himself.

[Magic]

Is there any reason why Sterling sprinted past the defender and then stopped to let the whole Russian defense get back?

Because he's shit.

[Pepe]

Rooniesta has donned it.

[John]

Is there any reason why Sterling sprinted past the defender and then stopped to let the whole Russian defense get back?

Smolnikov was obviously going to catch him and there was no support.

'outpossessioning'. That's why Hoddle gets the big bucks.

[Vim]

Can't stand the way Sterling plays.

England's looking quite good, and Russia are looking very poor. A goal before half-time would be perfect for England.

[Lee]

I think we've been good in this half.

[Raoul Duke]

Lallana has been great so far, as have the fullbacks. Rooney has looked pretty tidy too, although he's got no-one up against him. Russia are mince and we look the most likely by far.

[Max Power]

Keep up the intensity and Russia will break. They are slow and sluggish. That Dzuyba up top is a mattress on legs.

Vards off the bench to win it :nodd:

[Byron]

I'm quite pleased with how we've played there. We'll probably concede in the first 5 minutes of the second half but there you go.

[Magic]

Did I just see Darren Anderton advertising the new Independence Day?

[Byron]

That was the weirdest advert ever.

[Magic]

:D

[Yevrah]

If we play in that manner for the rest of the tournament I'll be happy.

Rooney was quality too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rashford would shit all over this defence.

[Lee]

If we play in that manner for the rest of the tournament I'll be happy.

Rooney was quality too.

He has been excellent. If he can stay disciplined and not Gerrard it all over the shop I'll be a happy man.

[Lewis]

lollana is shit, and this is exactly the sort of game we should have brought Andros Townsend for.

[Magic]

Confirmed England fan on life support.

[Pepe]

Rooney to get confident after this match only to get destroyed by any team with a DM. :drool:

[Magic]

lollana is shit, and this is exactly the sort of game we should have brought Andros Townsend for.

Dixon waxing lyrical about him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Confirmed England fan on life support.

The match hasn't been that bad.

Gahahahahahahaha.

[Magic]

The match hasn't been that bad.

Gahahahahahahaha.

:S

Really funny m8

[Davgooner]

Decent stuff, but that it was at the last tournament for the most part and we still ended up getting fisted. Reckon Vardy would have enjoyed that first half.

Sterling has gone missing after a good start and Kane's barely been in it at all.

[John]

'The Switch'. :D

Fuck right off with that.

[Raoul Duke]

Kane looks half a yard too slow.

That Nike advert is so shit. Just another self-indulgent Ronaldo wank-fest.

[nsd]

The Switch is just I, Cristiano. Sue them, Jimmy.

[Davgooner]

Confirmed England fan on life support.

Supposedly 300 or so heavies turned up early afternoon and have absolutely blizted any England fan they've seen. Some of the pictures look grim. The Russians have a passion for laying into KOd geezers by the look of it.

[Magic]

'Oh...oh God I'm black'

[Ian]

England storming out of the dressing room on the back foot.

[Ian]

Why is that useless little gimp trying to control that rather than just hitting it?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sterling should be hooked and never play again.

[Byron]

I think you'd have been fine asking why that useless little gimp is still on the pitch.

[John]

Kane taking wide free kicks too. Mystifying.

[Vim]

The more I watch Sterling play the more I hate him. If he was on my national team I'd be fuming right now.

[Byron]

Just get Vardy on for Sterling, then swap him with Townsend and hope no one notices.

[Max Power]

This has gone shit. Interesting how everyone including Hodgson has decided 4-3-3 is the best system yet we've taken five centre forwards.

[Ian]

Sterling just appears shit-scared of trying to do anything with his left foot. Or maybe at all.

He's just a poor man's Ashley Young.

[Byron]

Oh just fuck off you useless little shitehawk.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sterling doesn't have a brain.

[7om]

Vardy on for that twat Sterling and Sturridge on for Lallana. Just go all out for the win.

[Manc]

The more I watch Sterling play the more I hate him. If he was on my national team I'd be fuming right now.

A black man playing for Italy. Racist fuck.

[Max Power]

You'd be tempted to hook Kane he's been so poor but he's the one youd back to snaffle a rare chance

[Magic]

They're bottling it aren't they?

[Lewis]

Marcus Rashford could potentially WORRY THEM WITH HIS PACE on the right, but he could also be anonymous, so I would bring John Stones on and out-play them from the back.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We win with Vardy and Rashford.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Players need to stop passing it to Sterling.

[Yevrah]

And now normal service appears to be resuming.

Do something Hodgson.

[Bartholomert]

How does England have so many ethnics, aren't there like 10 black people in the country?

[Raoul Duke]

Any chance of Hodgson trying to change the game?

[Pepe]

:harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was a great save by Igor.

[Gray Fox]

£49m for Sterling :D

[Magic]

Dogshit aye How?

[Max Power]

Still no subs? Second half has been poor.

[Bartholomert]

Akiinfeev with shades of FM12

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dogshit aye How?

He was in the World Cup.

Only Casillas was worse.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Not sure why Dier was taking that but what a hit.

[Lewis]

I was about to post a lol at having him on free-kicks.

[Pepe]

Never in doubt.

[Magic]

BANG. :sick:

Also LOL at Walker raping that photographer.

[Serj]

Not a foul, but what a shot.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Justice for the England 11 :rosebud:

[Pepe]

Akinfeev back to being dogshit.

[Magic]

#JFTE11

:D

What a tit.

[Byron]

Justice for the England 11 :D

That'll earn him some Liverpool hate mail.

[Manc]

Bang!

[Max Power]

Nice strike.

Tyldsley is like a Tyldsley parody tonight. Unreal.

[Vim]

Justice. :sick:

Akinfeev proving that he's shite once more, England really do deserve it given their performance. Great shot Dier.

[7om]

Hodgson :cool:

[Pepe]

Russia is truly awful. Haiti would do them.

[Lewis]

This is very clever getting Jack Wilshere on. Russia will know how well he played against Barcelona that time and put everybody behind the ball.

[Waffdon]

Hodgson :cool:

Jesus.

[Magic]

Cary Gayhill.

[Byron]

Not sure why Rooney is being taken off, he's been very good tonight.

[7om]

Jesus.

Ingerlund :cool:

[Ian]

I'm going to pray Hodgson is hoping for a Sterling injury. Nothing major, just something to put him out for a few weeks.

[Magic]

Danny Baker's Twitter been on fire since the Euros started.

[igor_balis]

That was a great save by Igor.

thanks mate!

[Lewis]

741729600955375617

Shut up.

[Bernanke]

This female speaker. :sick:

[Waffdon]

Sterling hasn't been that bad. Get Lallana and Rooney to fuck. Absolute baller.

[Byron]

Oh for fuck sake.

[John]

Sterling. :D

He should just be sent home after this performance. He's been pathetic.

[7om]

Haha.

He is fucking shite.

[Magic]

Sterlol. :D

[Amigo]

That run by Sterling. :D

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Serj]

Sterling is hilarious.

[Raoul Duke]

Fifty million quid for someone who can't actually kick the ball

[Samadini]

Welbeck would have donned this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Finally, let's hope he doesn't start again.

[Magic]

Why has he brought two really slow players on when Russia have no pace and are ripe for the counter? Also only 1 up, not 3.

[Ian]

Sterling hasn't been that bad.

He's been worse.

[Pepe]

Second half has been atrocious.

[7om]

Isis?

[Magic]

SHORING IT UP against a shite team when you're only 1 up.

[John]

Seems like that bloke they arrested with all the dynamite may just have been a Russia fan heading to the game.

[Pepe]

Why is Kokorin taking their corners?

[Lewis]

Brilliant.

[Byron]

Hahahahahahahaha.

You've got to laugh really.

[Lee]

We're back. :cool:

[Magic]

Fucking LOL.

What did I fucking say. WHAT DID I SAY.

[7om]

Surprise surprise.

[Ian]

What's the fucking point.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:harold:

What a bottle job this has been.

[Pepe]

Oh fucking lol.

England. :harold:

[Byron]

If we manage to lose from here :D

[Vim]

What's Rose doing?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hart :cab:

[Max Power]

That is awful. Hodgson's subs were appalling - completely killed any counter attacking threat.

[Disco]

Jfe 2016

[Waffdon]

Takes sterling off. Lose a goal. Unbelievable

[Serj]

What a shambles.

[John]

That's comedy from Joe Hart. He's a proper flappy bastard.

[Lee]

Well we've drawn with the worst team in a shit group. For fuck's sake.

[Byron]

Takes sterling off. Lose a goal. Unbelievable

I know you like to be contrarian and edgy for the sake of it, but Sterling was comfortably one of our worst players tonight,

[7om]

What absolute shite :D

They've been banging on about English pessimism the whole game on commentary and there's why. It was inevitable.

[Bartholomert]

This is so unbelievably England it's like a parody.

[Pepe]

:chortle:

[Gray Fox]

Top work from Roy and Co. Proper England job that one.

[Byron]

We'll probably draw with Wales, beat Slovakia and go through in 2nd, to then lose against a proper team.

[Shindig]

Rough. This is a tough group to get out of, too.

[Magic]

I loved that. You could have forecasted that easier than next year's weather. What a shite negative clown Hodgson is. He should have gone after that embarrassing WC 14.

[Reg]

Not convinced Hodgson will ever change any match for the better with a sub/tactical tweak.

[John]

I know you like to be contrarian and edgy for the sake of it, but Sterling was comfortably one of our worst players tonight,

Comfortably the worst player in the tournament so far, never mind one of the worst England players.

[Manc]

Top header that.

[Waffdon]

Check Colleymore's twitter. Fighting in the stands now. Amazing scenes

[Reg]

Yeah, Sterling should have made better of that game. The right back has no pace or agility, if Bale floats on that side he'll tear him apart.

[John]

I loved that. You could have forecasted that easier than next year's weather. What a shite negative clown Hodgson is. He should have gone after that embarrassing WC 14.

It broke both your rules from earlier. Every new post from you is a fresh embarrassment at the moment.

[John]

Yeah, Sterling should have made better of that game. The right back has no pace or agility, if Bale floats on that side he'll tear him apart.

Their right back is fucking rapid. It's the left back who can hardly run.

[Yevrah]

I thought we were alright overall and I'm past the point of caring how far we go in a tournament as I just want to be entertained.

A couple of things spring to mind though.

Sterling's end product is appalling, Kane taking corners and indirect free kicks has to be some sort of joke and Hodgson still has no idea how to change a game.

If we get out of the group we're out as soon as we meet a team with any sort of heritage.

[Lee]

I'm a bit pissed off with that to be honest. Russia are shit and we've not managed to score from open play and have ended the game playing Roy's special safety first brand of football. Fuck's sake.

[Max Power]

It was crying out for Vardy or Sturridge or Rashford last 15-20 to stretch the game. Maybe score a second and third but at least have the ball up that end of the pitch against their 145 year old defenders. Send for Milner...

[Reg]

Their right back is fucking rapid. It's the left back who can hardly run.
No way is he rapid. On the few occasions Sterling took him on down the wing he was left standing.

[Davgooner]

Went far too deep at the end there. Balls into the box are all that lot had.

[Raoul Duke]

The whole build-up has been about their old-as-fuck defence and he brings on Milner to waddle around non-threateningly. Get Vardy on and pin them back and scare the shit out of them.

[Magic]

It broke both your rules from earlier. Every new post from you is a fresh embarrassment at the moment.

England are the exception, I know you associate with them more than your native country you orange bastard so I'll let you off.

[Reg]

Vardy has to play a part in every game. Such a waste when teams are tired (I thought both looked tired for some of the last 20ish).

We played well for the most part. Bit of a joke the first half ended 0-0.

[Magic]

It was crying out for Vardy or Sturridge or Rashford last 15-20 to stretch the game. Maybe score a second and third but at least have the ball up that end of the pitch against their 145 year old defenders. Send for Milner...

Exactly, it's one of the most baffling, retarded, pathetic, Steve Evans like substitute I've seen.

[Bartholomert]

I always wonder, are these head coaches legitimately retarded, because I feel like there are often really obvious almost consensus substitutions that should be made that are frequently not made, or are we just stupid as laymen and don't understand the complexities of the game.

[John]

No way is he rapid. On the few occasions Sterling took him on down the wing he was left standing.

I can remember one footrace between the two and it was when Smolnikov caught him and forced him to check back. Every other time Sterling went down the wing the right back was up the park and it was whoever was covering he was taking on.

[Spoonsky]

England as a team are fine, but there's no way they'll manage under the weight of the national mindset and media after something like that. It's a self-perpetuating cycle and it's interesting to see it happen to a new generation of players.

[Max Power]

Sometimes I think people are a bit harsh on Roy. It's a tough job, what are the expectations? International football plays second fiddle too often etc etc. Then I think fuck off you're on £5m a year and you look like an owl. Sort it out twat.

[Lee]

We're best just accepting that Hodgson will never make an attacking substitution at any point ever.

Yev is right that we'll go out against the first proper side we face, and Magic is right in that the FA will think "that'll do" and keep him on for the World Cup.

[Magic]

England as a team are fine, but there's no way they'll manage under the weight of the national mindset and media after something like that. It's a self-perpetuating cycle and it's interesting to see it happen to a new generation of players.

They are fine, it's nothing to do with the players, it's the absolute direcunt that's in charge that is the issue.

[Serj]

We're best just accepting that Hodgson will never make an attacking substituion at any point ever.

Well, Vardy was supposedly getting ready right before Dier scored.

[Ian]

if I was marking Sterling I'm not sure I'd be too worried about keeping up with the useless twit either.

[Magic]

Well, Vardy was supposedly getting ready right before Dier scored.

Which makes it even more lol.

He's been in this job for fucking years now, he's an ancient old cunt who should fucking know that the game isn't over as soon as you take the lead. What a fucking mook. What a CUNT. CUUUUUNT!

[Pepe]

How many have you had Magic?

[Magic]

How many have you had Magic?

Two so far this month, another meltdown is imminent I feel.

[Byron]

Pints or lines?

[Waffdon]

Sometimes I think people are a bit harsh on Roy. It's a tough job, what are the expectations? International football plays second fiddle too often etc etc. Then I think fuck off you're on £5m a year and you look like an owl. Sort it out twat.

Love you, Max.

The Leicester duo on this board might surpass Austin/mcmahon levels of duo-ness

[John]

England are the exception, I know you associate with them more than your native country you orange bastard so I'll let you off.

I watch international football purely for entertainment and don't actually 'support' any national side.


Two so far this month, another meltdown is imminent I feel.

The meltdown is ongoing

[Magic]

I watch international football purely for entertainment and don't actually 'support' any national side.


Translation: God Save the Queen

[Reg]

How come you don't support Scotland, John?

[Shindig]

No way is he rapid. On the few occasions Sterling took him on down the wing he was left standing.

Bringing Miler on for him made sense if you needed someone to actually send a cross in. Its one of those matches where we could've been more comfortable but luck wouldn't quite allow it. Russia offered very little threat but were never completely out of it.

[Magic]

How come you don't support Scotland, @John (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=6)?

:harold:

[Waffdon]

How come you don't support Scotland, John?

Ha. :D

[Magic]

"Berrezooshits"?

Fuck off, Hoddle.

[Reg]

Bringing on Milner was no big deal. It was just for the last few minutes to try and shut up shop.

Earlier, straight after we scored he should have brought on Vardy, partly for counters and partly for general energy/pace. Even if it would be a straight swap for Kane.

[Max Power]

Is Kane at the 'play every game no matter what' level do we think? He was rancid tonight.

[Shindig]

His corners were alright.

[John]

How come you don't support Scotland, John?

Was wearing a Rangers top in town when I was about ten or eleven and was spat on by three kilted 'Tartan Army' fuckwits going to a home game at Hampden. Started off as a dislike for those fuckers, but they're so heavily associated with the national side that it didn't take long for me to just stop being bothered about them. I don't want to see them lose, but I won't cheer when they win either.

[Magic]

Bringing on Milner was no big deal. It was just for the last few minutes to try and shut up shop.

Earlier, straight after we scored he should have brought on Vardy, partly for counters and partly for general energy/pace. Even if it would be a straight swap for Kane.

Cool, can you provide his heat map and completed pass percentage to back up your thesis that it WASN'T COMPLETELY FUCKING MENTAL.

[igor_balis]

busy thread. who the fuck are chimpduck and churcill and jkb?

[Reg]

Top wit.

And fair enough, John.

[7om]

I'd laugh if Bale rips us a new one and scores a hat trick on Thursday.

[Kikó]

England fans getting smashed by the ruskies.

[Magic]

If Wales win against England the Slovaks will probably beat the Russians as will Wales.

[Shindig]

I'll say this, mind. This is the first time it's really dawned on me how different the personnel is from almost every other English tournament side. It's like a proper transitional side.

[randomlegend]

The violence in the stadium looks like it's pretty awful tbh. Russian 'ultras' just steaming into normal England fans, not even the ones looking for a fight.

Have read that someone's been killed but IDK if that's true.

[Henry]

I thought England were unfortunate. But they should have had more than one by the end.

Scumbag fans doing the team no favours at all. Again. The Russians won't take any shit from them.

[Max Power]

It's kicking off all over the place by the sounds of it.

Bet those ISIS mugs want no piece of this.

[Kikó]

Fuck off. The Russians are absolute monsters so apportion your blame correctly.

[Waffdon]

NI and Polish fans taking over now. Fucking hell :D

[Davgooner]

Russia have turned up and indiscriminately battered everyone in their site.

Northern Ireland also having it with Poland in Nice as we speak, so all in all it's a cracking start to the tournament for the authorities.

[Bartholomert]

English fans are a bunch of cuck pussies, and are predictably getting wrecked by men from a society that hasn't totally succumbed to the cancer of feminism and political correctness.

[John]

Beta this, cuck that. You're such a tedious, one note twat.

[randomlegend]

English fans are a bunch of cuck pussies, and are predictably getting wrecked men from a society that hasn't totally succumbed to the cancer of feminism and political correctness.

It's not gangs fighting, it's the Russian 'ultras' beating the shit out of random fans. I imagine some English nutters would do alright against a bunch of Russian families in the stands as well.

[Shindig]

English fans are a bunch of cuck pussies, and are predictably getting wrecked men from a society that hasn't totally succumbed to the cancer of feminism and political correctness.

Turk the fuck up, then. Priviledged little shit.

[Pepe]

Russia has to be the worst country out there. Absolute turd.

[Ian]

Is there a single reason to let them host a tournament?

Other than bribes, obviously.

[Lee]

All over Twitter that an English fan has been chucked in front of a train and killed. Treat with caution of course, but fuck me of that's true.

EDIT: Appears to be bollocks. This is nearly as bad as that time I thought Thatcher was dead. Moral is, if I report a death, don't worry about it.

[Henry]

LOL at blaming violence involving English fans on everyone else.

[Lewis]

The Proper Naughty types have all got banning orders haven't they? I saw some twat copper on the news the other day saying that they were stopping fans without banning orders going if they suspected that they might cause trouble. You wot? Since when did the law work like that?

[randomlegend]

All over Twitter that an English fan has been chucked in front of a train and killed. Treat with caution of course, but fuck me of that's true.

EDIT: Appears to be bollocks. This is nearly as bad as that time I thought Thatcher was dead. Moral is, if I report a death, don't worry about it.

https://twitter.com/JulianKingFCO/status/741765343195090944

[GS]

The Proper Naughty types have all got banning orders haven't they? I saw some twat copper on the news the other day saying that they were stopping fans without banning orders going if they suspected that they might cause trouble. You wot? Since when did the law work like that?

Since the late spring of 1997, I would suggest.

[Davgooner]

LOL at blaming violence involving English fans on everyone else.

Undoubtedly the case in this instance. French and Russian ultras having a pop and not interested in finding those who actually want it.

[Davgooner]

Also seems the French have fucked up the policing big time. Hope everyone out there has a safe night. The snidey cunts will be looking to pick anyone off they can.

[Shindig]

I suspect they'd rather concentrate on anti-terror stuff (where actual murder could occur) than some scrappy drunken pricks.

[Lee]

Can't really blame the police for being on edge. They're probably more bothered about jihadis than having to stop scumbags wrecking the joint. I don't really give a shit which country's fans are at it (but let's not pretend ours don't love it), they're all absolute cunts.

[Lee]

https://twitter.com/JulianKingFCO/status/741765343195090944

French woman tried to commit suicide, apparently.

[Henry]

There's a xenophobic/ far-right element among English fans. Going abroad and chanting anti-foreigner songs about no surrender to the IRA, the German, ISIS or whoever else they choose is going to cause trouble

[Lewis]

It's all LADS and Waitrose types these days isn't it (hence getting battered)? You've got a complex.

[John]

Lol at the idea of an anti-IRA song being 'anti-foreigner'.

You're a complete pillock when this sort of thing comes up, Henry. Any time there's even the whiff of a chance to have a pop at England/the English, actually.

[Shindig]

Is the stereotype of the English fan abroad being a fan of a no-mark small-time side like Doncaster true, then? The kind that don't piss their money away because their club never gets to Europe or betters themselves?

[Lee]

There's a xenophobic/ far-right element among English fans. Going abroad and chanting anti-foreigner songs about no surrender to the IRA, the German, ISIS or whoever else they choose is going to cause trouble

It's more a thick as pig shit element, which probably encompasses all of the above. The sight of the tramps sat outside bars topless and sunburnt with their pints of lager, for fuck's sake. The locals must think they've escaped from the local zoo.

[Bartholomert]

Anyways, I'll be walking to the stadium tomorrow morning to see if I might snag a ticket. Will report back on my clashes with Croatian ultras.

[spokej]

Justice for the England eleven. :harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's all LADS and Waitrose types these days isn't it (hence getting battered)? You've got a complex.
Haven't they always been secret Waitrose types?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mert getting batter by a Croat would be fucking amazing.

Dav make your way down there and lob a bottle at Mert for good measure.

[Bartholomert]

Mert getting batter by a Croat would be fucking amazing.

Dav make your way down there and lob a bottle at Mert for good measure.

We ruled them for centuries :yawn:

[Lee]

Croatia-Turkey will be the best game so far, I reckon.

[randomlegend]

https://www.periscope.tv/StanCollymore/1RDGlOAvlDdKL

[Waffdon]

Mert getting batter by a Croat would be fucking amazing.

Dav make your way down there and lob a bottle at Mert for good measure.

Charming.

[Danny]

LOL at blaming violence involving English fans on everyone else.


There's a xenophobic/ far-right element among English fans. Going abroad and chanting anti-foreigner songs about no surrender to the IRA, the German, ISIS or whoever else they choose is going to cause trouble


Beta this, cuck that. You're such a tedious, one note twat.

:nod:

[John]

https://www.periscope.tv/StanCollymore/1RDGlOAvlDdKL

Lol at the dickhead count going from 2-300 to 4-500 over the course of one conversation.

[Disco]

https://www.periscope.tv/StanCollymore/1RDGlOAvlDdKL

'Mustard gas all in my eyes'

Yes Stan.

[Lewis]

'Stan the Man' loves a bit of aggro in France, albeit not with other blokes.

[SincereTheRebel]

Lallana was on this ting yesterday. He was all over place. He had a good game. Disgusting how england through away the game like that. Also, commentators and pundits refering to welsh players as british is disrespectful.

[Mazuuurk]

Hardly any talk about actual football :(

Looking forward to Turkey - Croatia, feel like there might be some goals there. Croatia feels like a very strong team really, but I haven't seen them play in ages. Think I predicted 2-2 before. Now I don't know what I should bet on exactly. Might just go for equal bets on every result up to 2-2 and try to trade out of them.