Euro 2016

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That though, was lovely by Tommy.

[Magic]

I predict 6-0.

[Magic]

Look at the movement and passing. Electric. England are absolutely fuck all like Germany or any of the other big teams. There's none of that. This lot would have destroyed Wales, Russia and Slovakia.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

And Hungary, who will see England off.

[Spoonsky]

How is Mario Gomez only 30?

[Baz]

Missed a goal cos it was muted while I watched some beheadings. :facepalm:

[niko_cee]

Look at the movement and passing. Electric. England are absolutely fuck all like Germany or any of the other big teams. There's none of that. This lot would have destroyed Wales, Russia and Slovakia.

Didn't Slovakia beat Germany in the run up to this?

England too, not too far back . . .

[Magic]

Didn't Slovakia beat Germany in the run up to this?

England too, not too far back . . .

And Georgia beat Spain in a recent friendly.

Conclusion: don't rely on friendlies for ideas on how competitive games will turn out

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSm-9hkdsSw

[Spoonsky]

Germany haven't been very good until today.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Linesman is a pussy, run it off lad.

[Pleb]

Unless Turkey decides to show up with a heroic effort !!!

(won't happen)
You need a massive goalfest to do that :baz:

[Lewis]

That though, was lovely by Tommy.

.....

[Samadini]

Lennon is seething at Lehmann calling N Ireland uneducated and poorly trained.

[Baz]

How did Lewandowski miss that sitter circa 5 mins in?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How did Lewandowski miss that sitter circa 5 mins in?

Because I have money on him to score.

See also, Thomas Muller.

[Trancemeister]

How on earth has Götze not scored today?

[Disco]

Who on earth is commentating on the NI game for Radio 5? It sounds like they've dragged the first two people they could find off the street and thrown them into the studio.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Will Grigg needs to come on.

[Adramelch]

So if I'm getting this correctly, if Poland score another and Germany don't, the tie-breaking criteria that applies is "Fair play conduct (1 point for a single yellow card, 3 points for a red card as a consequence of two yellow cards, 3 points for a direct red card)".

[Magic]

If NI do a Russia. :drool:

[Magic]

So if I'm getting this correctly, if Poland score another and Germany don't, the tie-breaking criteria that applies is "Fair play conduct (1 point for a single yellow card, 3 points for a red card as a consequence of two yellow cards, 3 points for a direct red card)".

What? :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bullshit that BBC haven't showed the goal.

[-james-]

What? :D


They drew 0-0 when they played and will have had identical results against the other two in the group, so nothing to split them.

[Magic]

Lol at through balls for Lafferty. :harold:

[Bob Sacamano]

So a draw or a tight Turkey win will see NI through.

[Disco]

Turkey won't win, they've been god awful.

[Lewis]

This is the most boring group stage ever.

[Pleb]

This^

[GS]

I'll take that every day of the week.

We might have a knock-out game. :cool:

[Mazuuurk]

There is some sort of Anti-goalscoring curse on this tournament.

[GS]

It's the format. Slovakia had four points last night, so there was zero incentive for them to push it against the English. It's harder not to go through from the group stage, which leads to shit football because nobody has to "throw the kitchen sink" etc.

[Mazuuurk]

It's that for sure. But even so, there seems to have also been an extraordinary amount of really bad misses as well. Is the ball very light or something?

[Lee]

Still not as bored by this as the 2010 World Cup, but fucking hell.

EDIT: Fewer group stage goals per game though by the look of it.

[Waffdon]

Croatian police have warned of a potential attack on the referee after 30 mins.

Lol.

[Boydy]

They should've thrown in an extra point if you win by two goals.

[Mazuuurk]

Don't think I've ever experienced a tournament with so much random shite going on both on the pitch / stadiums and on the side. Terror threats, about every football firm / gang from Europe about just to cause trouble, people slipping in every single game, threats of storming the pitch, crackers or what they are called thrown on the pitch, match paused because of hailstorm or something...

Basically anything and everything except actual good football.

[Lee]

Spain look like they want to score goals again. Good.

[Bartholomert]

Turkey won't win, they've been god awful.

'mon then, looking better

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If that had dipped in that would have been lovely.

[Shindig]

Looking at the groups, I'd say Northern Ireland are safe. Sweden and the Irish probably aren't winning their games and they've got a better GD than Albania and, even if they did, Turkey's GD is worse than theirs.

[Mazuuurk]

No way in hell are Sweden winning their game, so don't anybody worry about that.

[Pepe]

That Croatian fullback is a bit of a disaster.

[John]

David Silva is bang on it here.

[Shindig]

No way in hell are Sweden winning their game, so don't anybody worry about that.

So all that remains is for the Czech's to peg Turkey back and Albania can start the party.

[Browning]

Czech Republic letting us all down. :(

[Bernanke]

I have X in both games and Rakitic in my fantasy team. :moop: Oh, and Brozovic. :moop:

[Adramelch]

So all that remains is for the Czech's to peg Turkey back and Albania can start the party.

Turkey need to win by 2 to surpass Albania anyway.

[Shindig]

Plan C, then. Hungary beat Portugal whilst Iceland draw with Austria.

[SincereTheRebel]

All this mathmatics you have to do in order to figure out who is going through is embarrassing.

[Mazuuurk]

Yeah, it's comical that Turkey are woeful in two games, down -4 goals, and still have a decent shot at the Ro16 :cab:

[Bartholomert]

Turkey are looking incredibly fragile and lifeless despite the lead, if they manage to win this I will be shocked / know nothing about soccer.

[Spikey M]

Why do Croatia have an autistic centre back?

[Byron]

So correct me if I'm wrong, but if Turkey draw, or don't thrash Czech Republic then that guarantees Northern Ireland a spot in the last 16 right?

[Byron]

Oh this makes things interesting...

[Pepe]

Croatia. :cool:

[Max Power]

Even with their meltdown against the Czechs in the last ten minutes, Croatia and Spain have been the best two teams I've seen in the tournament

[Shindig]

Barcelona aren't playing, Clive.

[-james-]

Even with their meltdown against the Czechs in the last ten minutes, Croatia and Spain have been the best two teams I've seen in the tournament

Agreed, looks like they're getting shafted by the draw but I still can't get my head around Croatia being 25/1

[Browning]

So correct me if I'm wrong, but if Turkey draw, or don't thrash Czech Republic then that guarantees Northern Ireland a spot in the last 16 right?

Indeed. Only way Northern Ireland don't go through tonight is if Turkey win by 4 goals or the Czech Republic win.

[Byron]

ITV showing a picutre of Muller in a naval uniform looking across the sea. Sneaky ITV, I like it.

[igor_balis]

lacksydaisy

[Bartholomert]

Emre Mor is fucking good. We are unimpressive but the Czech's look very vulnerable on the break, there will be more goals in this and maybe if Turkey score before the Czech's we might get a few more. Or we could lose 3-1. The unreliable volatility of the team is so sickeningly Turkish.

I think Croatia and Spain sneaky might be the best teams in the tournament, because Turkey is now looking exactly like the meh Tier 2b team (who's so far gotten a bit lucky against a Tier 2a team) I imagined we would be at the start of the tournament. In hindsight this group draw was absolutely merciless.

[Magic]

WHY is this group dictating what happens in another one. FFS

[SvN]

Jesus, Ian Wright is thick. And like a lot of thick people, he insists on being the loudest person in the room.

[Lee]

Wright is fucking awful. He shouldn't be allowed near a tv studio.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Billic should nut him.

[Magic]

A documentary about Maradona's hand?

England. :D

[Shindig]

Best part about that is it's treated like such an injustice so you've almost got Glenn Hoddle silhouetted with a distorted voice going, "He picked my pocket" <tears>

[Magic]

Dario Srna. :cool:

[Lee]

These Croatians are brilliant. Srna and Perisic are great. I'd love to see these go far.

[Serj]

The Croats have been great to watch, really hope they go far in this.

[Magic]

Modric isn't even playing. :cool:

[Browning]

Well that goal was dodgy as fuck.

[-james-]

Albania are smoked with that Turkey goal.

[Browning]

Albania are smoked with that Turkey goal.

Not quite, but most likely.

[-james-]

Not quite, but most likely.

Hungary would have to beat Portugal, basically

[Browning]

The way both are playing, that could easily happen.

But I doubt it.

Turkey shitting their way through and getting to face fucking Wales would be such a joke. :D

[Boydy]

How has he given a penalty for that but not given one to Croatia a couple of minutes ago? Fuck's sake.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ramos :harold:

[Trancemeister]

Fucking hell he went early there the keeper.

[Magic]

Neither were penalties.

Lol @ the keeper. Saved the referee from some Croat militants there.

[Shindig]

Srna, you don. Words in the keeper's ear, he chuckles and then saves it from 9 yards.

[Byron]

This ref is having a 'mare.

[Magic]

Good game, this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rakitic is no Steph Curry, fuck off.

[Pleb]

Albania are smoked with that Turkey goal.
Another goal from Turkey and Albania are potentially fucked.

A win for Sweden tomorrow will eclipse them.

I've corrected myself^ :baz:

[Browning]

Another goal from Turkey would make literally no difference to Albania.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:drool:

[Lee]

:drool: :drool: :drool:

[Magic]

Stunning performance! :drool:

[John]

:drool:

Croatia are winning the tournament.

[Sam]

Croatia. :happycry:

[Pepe]

Spain. :harold:

[Serj]

Scenes. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I bet Slaven is going fucking mental.

[Sam]

Is that Spain 2nd now?

[Lee]

Italy to knock Spain out next please.

[Browning]

Italy Vs Spain. :drool:

[Byron]

Oh yes.

I'll bet Big Slav went mental.

[Pleb]

Holy shit.

[igor_balis]

:drool:

[Max Power]

If Modric is fit they can win the fucker

[Magic]

Italy shitting out a 1-0 victory over Spain. :drool:

[Lee]

I think Croatia are my favourite team so far. I wish I was in a bar in Dubrovnik now.

[Magic]

What's boring now Lewbear?

[Bob Sacamano]

Fucking hell the other side of the draw now, massive opportunity for anyone to reach the final

[Kikó]

Fuck sake. Spain is a horrible second round tie. Still, chance to exact revenge potentially.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Italy shitting out a 1-0 victory over Spain. :drool:

That would be fucking incredible, with Buffon going batshit at the final whistle ofc.

[Magic]

Fuck I'm so excited I've been standing up since the goal and just sat down on a yoghurt lid I was about to lick before Hrvatska scored. :(

[Yevrah]

So have Northern Ireland made it? I'm on my phone so checking is a bit of a ball ache.

If they have, fuck me, what an achievement.

[Waffdon]

Croatia look far better with that geezer at left back and Kalinic/Pjaca playing.

[-james-]

Agreed, looks like they're getting shafted by the draw but I still can't get my head around Croatia being 25/1

top side of the draw and 9/1 now. Side to beat.

[Byron]

So have Northern Ireland made it? I'm on my phone so checking is a bit of a ball ache.

If they have, fuck me, what an achievement.

All but certain unless the Czechs collapse in a proper lol manner.

[Browning]

So have Northern Ireland made it? I'm on my phone so checking is a bit of a ball ache.

If they have, fuck me, what an achievement.

Barring 2 injury time goals from Turkey, yes.

[Pleb]

:hail:

[Kikó]

That block!

[Sam]

Italy/Spain hah.

[Lee]

Nice run to the semis open for Croatia now. Even then it's likely to be one of Wales, Turkey, Belgium or Portugal. Come on, lads.

[Davgooner]

Fuck me there'll be some shite in that second round. Half expecting Scotland to appear somewhere.

[Magic]

You just know Perisic's old man was involved in ethnic cleansing in the Lasva Valley.

[Byron]

Northern Ireland confirmed in the last 16 :drool:

GS. MATE.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Northern Ireland :cool:

Croatia :drool:

[Disco]

'mon then, looking better

I stand corrected, where the hell did that come from?

[Magic]

Do they have a player called 'The Psycho'?

[Pleb]

Hang on if the Republic win tomorrow are they through via 3rd?

[Boydy]

:rave:

[Bob Sacamano]

https://s31.postimg.org/mijaw5jm3/YES.png
Wales could conceivably reach the Semis :serious:

[Mazuuurk]

Nothing going as expected. But I like Croatia so I don't mind losing the 4 quid so much.

[Browning]

Hang on if the Republic win tomorrow are they through via 3rd?

Yes, or 2nd.

[Pleb]

Germany will probably get Slovakia so a protential Italy-Germany Quarter Final is a bit :drool:

[Lee]

https://s31.postimg.org/mijaw5jm3/YES.png
Wales could conceivably reach the Semis :serious:

This is why I'm so pissed off with England chucking an opportunity to win a group yet again. No doubt we'd bottle it along the way anyway but look at that half of the draw now, for fuck's sake.

[niko_cee]

Can Italy do anything to avoid Spain, or does having beaten Belgium sausage them?

[Byron]

Bilic donning Wright again :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I fucking love Slaven.

[Byron]

Can Italy do anything to avoid Spain, or does having beaten Belgium sausage them?

No because they've already won their group.

[Lee]

Bilic bullying Wright. :D

Are Albania fucked now?

[Magic]

You can tell Lother and Slav want to chuck Wright on a bonfire in Jasenovac.

[Bartholomert]

I stand corrected, where the hell did that come from?

So fucking Turkish. Only show up when it matters because the players don't have the maturity to preform with any sort of consistency. At least it keeps things exciting. Keep in mind we only got into the tournament by scoring a 90th minute game winning free-kick.

Anyways we've got a shot now, I can't be bothered to do the math but we're ahead of Albania at least, we just need to have a better goal difference / more points than one of the remaining two. That seems feasible.

[niko_cee]

Another masterstroke by Woy anyway. If England were in that top half of the draw wallcharts would be being filled in all the way to the final and anything short would be a massive failure.

[Byron]

So fucking Turkish. Only show up when it matters because the players don't have the maturity to preform with any sort of consistency. At least it keeps things exciting. Keep in mind we only got into the tournament by scoring a 90th minute game winning free-kick.

Anyways we've got a shot now, I can't be bothered to do the math but we're ahead of Albania at least, we just need to have a better goal difference / more points than one of the remaining two. That seems feasible.

If both Sweden and Republic of Ireland fail to win, then Turkey go through, which isn't completely unrealistic

[Pleb]

I reckon Albania and Turkey are both fucked to be frank.

[Waffdon]

Belgium are going to win this :drool:

[Byron]

If both Sweden and Republic of Ireland fail to win, then Turkey go through, which isn't completely unrealistic

Although thinking about it, it also needs Hungary to beat Portugal by a couple of goals, so basically Turkey are out.

[Pleb]

Our half of the draw actually looks rather tasty.

[GS]

Superb. :cool:

[Serj]

A Croatia - Poland quarter final would be pretty great to watch, I think. Make it happen.

[Lewis]

What's boring now Lewbear?


You just know Perisic's old man was involved in ethnic cleansing in the Lasva Valley.


You can tell Lother and Slav want to chuck Wright on a bonfire in Jasenovac.

You.

[Magic]

:(

[Mellberg]

Our half of the draw is fucking terrifying. Roy you complete and utter tit.

[Lee]

Our half of the draw is fucking terrifying. Roy you complete and utter tit.

Quarter final penalty defeat against the hosts, you say?

"Two more years! Two more years!"

[Jimmy Floyd]

Bilic bullying Wright. :D

Are Albania fucked now?

Albania need Austria and Portugal both to lose, I think.

[Mellberg]

Quarter final penalty defeat against the hosts, you say?

"Two more years! Two more years!"

It's a farce. There's a bit of bad luck, as having the five major European leagues as the only sides to have qualified in that half is pretty absurd, but it was all so fucking avoidable. It's like '98 when we would've had to have beaten Argentina, Holland, Brazil and France (and fell at the first hurdle) :facepalm:

[Browning]

Albania need Austria and Portugal both to lose, I think.

The Austria game is meaningless to them. They need Portugal to lose, and both Ireland/Sweden to fail to win.

[Browning]

Although thinking about it, it also needs Hungary to beat Portugal by a couple of goals, so basically Turkey are out.

That's also not right. If Republic and Sweden both fail to win, Turkey are through as they are better off than Albania and whoever comes 3rd out of those 2. You were right the first time.

[Pleb]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r305/bouken087/thirdplacelolmath_zpszskjvpey.jpg (http://s147.photobucket.com/user/bouken087/media/thirdplacelolmath_zpszskjvpey.jpg.html)

#lolmath #anglescovered

[Pleb]

I think I've fucked up the Belgium table, it's meant to have Sweden in it :moop: :nono: :panda:

[Browning]

That whole things wrong. If Portugal win they don't come 3rd.

[Bartholomert]

Ireland and Sweden need to fail to win, or Sweden needs to beat Beligum by 3+ and Ireland need to fail to win, and/or Portugual needs to lose and Austria needs to fail to win.

It's possible, but unlikely. Turkey needed at least two more goals in this game.

[Bartholomert]

Pleb that table is incoherent.

[Browning]

Ireland and Sweden need to fail to win, or Sweden needs to beat Beligum by 3+ and Ireland need to fail to win, and/or Portugual needs to lose and Austria needs to fail to win.

It's possible, but unlikely. Turkey needed at least two more goals in this game.

Again, the Austria game is irrelevant to you.

If you don't qualify as a result of group E (and you will, no way Ireland or Sweden win) then you need Portugal to lose. That would leave the group as:
Hungary- 7
Iceland- 2
Portugal- 2
Austria- 1

From that position there's no result in Austria/Iceland that eliminates you. An Austria win sees Iceland/Portugal come 3rd with 2 points. A draw sees Austria/Portugal 3rd with 2 points. An Iceland win sees Portugal 3rd with 2 points.

[Bartholomert]

Again, the Austria game is irrelevant to you.

If you don't qualify as a result of group E (and you will, no way Ireland or Sweden win) then you need Portugal to lose. That would leave the group as:
Hungary- 7
Iceland- 2
Portugal- 2
Austria- 1

From that position there's no result in Austria/Iceland that eliminates you. An Austria win sees Iceland/Portugal come 3rd with 2 points. A draw sees Austria/Portugal 3rd with 2 points. An Iceland win sees Portugal 3rd with 2 points.

You're right.

So a Portugual loss and/or a 3+ goal Swedish victory and an Irish tie/loss, or a Swedish tie/loss and an Irish tie/loss.

[Spoonsky]

That bracket is utterly brutal. If Italy throw the game against Ireland they could finish 2nd and sneak onto the easy side, couldn't they? Otherwise we're guaranteed a final with a Belgium or sub-Belgium team (which isn't necessarily terrible, just a bit different).

[Spoonsky]

Fuck I'm so excited I've been standing up since the goal and just sat down on a yoghurt lid I was about to lick before Hrvatska scored. :(

Christ mate, you've read a book about the Balkans, we get it.

[Lee]

That bracket is utterly brutal. If Italy throw the game against Ireland they could finish 2nd and sneak onto the easy side, couldn't they? Otherwise we're guaranteed a final with a Belgium or sub-Belgium team (which isn't necessarily terrible, just a bit different).

No. Italy have won their group.

[Lee]

Tomorrow's back pages are full of the FA being pissed off with Roy's selection and fucking up winning the group. Please please please. :drool:

[Foe]

Italy Vs Spain. :drool:

Croatia are bloody brilliant lads. That was the first game I was at live and it Probably won't be beaten.

The stadium at Bordeaux is absolutely magic too - very modern and clean.

Oh, and with that last minute Croatia goal the round of 16 game in Paris, which I'm going to, just got even sweeter. Was expecting Italy v Croatia, but Italy v Spain is just :cool:

Juanfran doesn't fit the Spain national team mold. Every time he pushed forward he seemed to fluff his cross or shank a shot.

What a game.

[Spoonsky]

I didn't realize head-to-head was the first tiebreaker.

Fuck me, England lost it all yesterday didn't they. Italy-Spain should be good though.

[GS]

He deserves two more years. Obviously.

And to think there were people suggesting that he got a raw deal at Liverpool. Welcome to hell, boys. Just imagine putting up with this shite week after week. At least you only have to suffer it biennially as a trained chimp could walk England through the qualifying stages.

[Lee]

He deserves two more years. Obviously.

And to think there were people suggesting that he got a raw deal at Liverpool. Welcome to hell, boys. Just imagine putting up with this shite week after week. At least you only have to suffer it biennially as a trained chimp could walk England through the qualifying stages.

Excited about the upcoming England vs Northern Ireland quarter final?

[GS]

Excited about the upcoming England vs Northern Ireland quarter final?

We won't beat Wales.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

And England wont beat any of the teams they could face in the last 16.

[Lee]

We won't beat Wales.

Are France not more likely opponents? If you've got Wales you're not in our side of the draw anyway.

[GS]

Are France not more likely opponents? If you've got Wales you're not in our side of the draw anyway.

France or Wales, apparently. I've no idea what we need to face either, as I fully expect we'll get a 1-0 thumping.

But not a single fuck will be given. Last 16. :cool:

[mugbull]

Northern Ireland are a terrible, terrible team. At least they don't hide behind their defense like the other shit teams, so I'm actually rooting for them.

[Magic]

Christ mate, you've read a book about the Balkans, we get it.

Somebody noticed. :wub:

[Shindig]

Guys, I honestly don't think Roy's got a squad as good as Sven had. Plus we qualified at a canter, unlike McClaren's lot.

[niko_cee]

This group of players is nowhere near the ability of 'the golden generation'. Like for like they are inferior in virtually every position.

[Magic]

The game last night was so good. Far more satisfying than the Dutch result.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Tomorrow's back pages are full of the FA being pissed off with Roy's selection and fucking up winning the group. Please please please. :drool:

Who do we want? Big Sam? I want Big Sam so badly.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Also, de Gea threw that Croatian winner in. I know there was a deflection but from that angle, where else was he expecting it to go?

[Spoonsky]

On the other hand, how far off his line was the Croatian keeper on the penaty? Either they scrap that rule or start enforcing it properly, he was taking the piss there.

[Jimmy Floyd]

You never see them given. I don't know what else the 14th official is supposed to be looking at standing 3 yards away looking straight along the line.

[Mazuuurk]

I'm guessing that's the problem, that he's not looking at the ball being struck (maybe). Well, I mean, that's not the real problem, but yeah.

I was actually surprised Ramos wasn't protesting more about that. But then again his penalty was so shit, it would have probably been saved either way, so maybe it didn't matter.

[niko_cee]

De Gea is quite frequently a bit shonky on his near post. Didn't Coutinho score one against him in a similar(ish) way last season?

[Kikó]

He does seem to have a bit of a weakness there like you said. Seems to want to lead with his legs rather than properly cover the post.

Still, makes for great DRAMA.

[Foe]

Lille appears to be a complete dump.

No wonder Hazard left.

[Davgooner]

The centre's alright.

[Max Power]

Ronaldo lobbing that mic in the river :lol:

He isn't enjoying this one bit is he?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQIP8fIxqmc

:harold:

[Lee]

Shame Hungary have made changes, I'd love to see them fuck Ronaldo over. Otherwise I don't care beyond hoping it's Hungary or Iceland next for England.

What's everybody watching later? I'm torn between watching Ireland trying to beat a weakened Italy to get through, or Sweden and Belgium in a shoot out for qualification.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sweden/Belgium for me.

[Dquincy]

Not a fan of green kits. They blend in too much with the pitch.

I'd love Ronaldo to either get a hatrick or miss a hatrick of penalties.

[Reg]

Ireland match for me. I haven't seen them yet and I think Italy are one of the few who could win it so I'd quite like to see them again.

Hoping Portugal get through. I've come round to liking Ronaldo since seeing his documentary, after being torn between admiration and thinking he was a tit for a long time.

[Lee]

Fucking hell. :drool:

EDIT: And Iceland winning.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Gera :drool:

Yeah you're right guys, this Hungary side wouldn't beat England...

[Max Power]

ThunderZolt

Hungary are a great bunch of lads. Hope they dump Portugal out

[Magic]

Holy shit. Iceland and Hungary through? :drool:

[Reg]

Lovely goal.

[Lee]

Gera :drool:

Yeah you're right guys, this Hungary side wouldn't beat England...

We'd shit out a 1-0 win. Not playing them as it stands anyway.

[wullie]

It's reading the last few replies that tells me the BBC stream is at least two minutes behind.

[Max Power]

Of course this may deny us the England - Hungary Classic we are all waiting for.

[Sam]

Iceland :drool: Hungary :drool:.

[P_3]

Glorious. Got an audible "Oh, yes!" from me. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We'd shit out a 1-0 win. Not playing them as it stands anyway.

Would you fuck.

Iceland would beat England too anyway.

They'd defend better than Slovakia and actually create some chances.

[SvN]

Portugal going out as it stands :harold:

[Lee]

Would you fuck.

Iceland would beat England too anyway.

They'd defend better than Slovakia and actually create some chances.

I know we're shit but the way you go on you probably thought we'd finish bottom of our group without a point.

[Lewis]

That 'you' is the final straw. Just ban him.

[Lee]

Does Mahow hate all things British?

[igor_balis]

The amazing Zoltan!! Wonderful.

[Magic]

Pretending to be another nationality because of your parent's heritage. :harold:

Proper Islamic behaviour, Mahow.

[P_3]

We should send Mahow back to wherever he came from. No respect for his adopted country. :panda:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I know we're shit but the way you go on you probably thought we'd finish bottom of our group without a point.
I have money on England going out in the round of 16. Bottom of the group in the last World Cup though.

Does Mahow hate all things British?
Not at all, I've hated the English team for a while though because of the large amount of dickheads in the team (less so now) and the negative football.

[Lee]

Hold on, he was fucking born here as well? I don't give a shit who he wants to support (twat) but the hatred is bizarre.

[Sam]

Hold on, he was fucking born here as well? I don't give a shit who he wants to support (twat) but the hatred is bizarre.

Guessing he didn't find the British cam girls as accommodating as other nationalities, thus has taken hatred upon anything British.

[Byron]

Hold on, he was fucking born here as well? I don't give a shit who he wants to support (twat) but the hatred is bizarre.

Anyone who's a tennis fan knows about this as well, he's got a bizarre obsession with hating Murray.

[Magic]

Austria missing a penalty. :D

[Reg]

The coach has just got to tell Ronaldo no more freekicks. Especially with his heading ability.

William looks a player.

[Lewis]

What are Portugal even trying to do? Their best (and most predictable) bet is to get it to Ronaldo as quickly and as often as possible, but they aren't even doing that, and all of their supposedly valuable midfielders are shit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Anyone who's a tennis fan knows about this as well, he's got a bizarre obsession with hating Murray.

His mother is worse though.

[Magic]

Fuck sake. :(

[Ian]

Get him signed, Woowar.

[Dquincy]

Nice goal by Michael Jackson.

[Lewis]

Nani. :drool:

[SvN]

Reminds me of Ronaldo's first goal in the 4-3 against Real Madrid

[Dquincy]

Not at all, I've hated the English team for a while though because of the large amount of dickheads in the team (less so now) and the negative football.

Are you supporting any of the other home nations? Or do you have a similar disdain?

[Spoonsky]

He's supporting Ukraine. He has a friend there.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Are you supporting any of the other home nations? Or do you have a similar disdain?

I'd like Northern Ireland to do well.

Wales and the Republic can fuck off though.

[Boydy]

You've been moaning loads about Northern Ireland.

[SvN]

He's supporting Ukraine. He has a friend there.

Explains why he's lashing out.

[Magic]

It's ironic Mahow likes a good bit of schadenfreude given he's the most unfortunate cunt we know.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You've been moaning loads about Northern Ireland.

I only said the Northern Ireland intro at the start of the competition was balls with the team singing about Will Grigg.

Other than that I've been positive about them.

[Magic]

We should ban Mahow for the remainder of the tournament.

[Sam]

Get in :drool:.!

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:rave:

This is brilliant.

[Yevrah]

Fucking lol.

[Browning]

:drool:

Send them home.

[Max Power]

THE LADS.

Have they just killed their best player by crushing him into the boards?! :D

[Magic]

So good. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was a fucking lovely finish.

This is a cracker of a game.

[Magic]

So bad. :(

[Yevrah]

Brilliant goal.

Even though it probably takes an unlikely combination of results from here, we're so getting Portugal.

[Reg]

Absolute class. Best I've seen this tourney.

[Magic]

Absolute class. Best I've seen this tourney.

Modric goal was better. It was a scuff from Ronaldo.

[Browning]

One more goal from Portugal and Iceland would do it. God I hope not.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hamsik's was also better.

[Browning]

What a game. :drool:

[Yevrah]

Fuck me.

What a game.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hungary :drool:

What a fucking game.

[Sam]

I fucking love this Hungary side. Fantastic stuff.