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Sir Andy Mahowry
10-06-2016, 08:26 PM
I don't get that substitution.

leedsrevolution
10-06-2016, 08:26 PM
Had money on Stancu to score as well. :cool:

leedsrevolution
10-06-2016, 08:27 PM
I don't get that substitution.

Griezman was playing shit.

Magic
10-06-2016, 08:28 PM
Geeroo gets sent off now the scenes will be tremendous.

If it's for dissent...:drool:

Waffdon
10-06-2016, 08:29 PM
I don't get that substitution.

Their manager is pretty shit, tbf.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-06-2016, 08:36 PM
Deschamps has been on the bottle tonight.

leedsrevolution
10-06-2016, 08:37 PM
Matuidi should have gone off, not Pogba.

Serj
10-06-2016, 08:42 PM
Yeah, Pogba actually showed signs of improvement, Matuidi just keeps moving around like a Momo Sakho caricature.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 08:43 PM
Patrice Yevrah must be on the take.

Romania have had a lot more bottle about them than France, although I don't know why that's surprised me really.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 08:44 PM
Also, Griezmann would 100% have collaborated.

Waffdon
10-06-2016, 08:48 PM
Geezer is ridiculous

Sam
10-06-2016, 08:48 PM
Payet, beauty!

Pepe
10-06-2016, 08:48 PM
Never in doubt.

Spikey M
10-06-2016, 08:48 PM
Oh my. :drool:

Magic
10-06-2016, 08:49 PM
EVERYONE IN THE STADIUM IS STANDING...well apart from the Romanian fans.

Cheers, Glen.

leedsrevolution
10-06-2016, 08:49 PM
Geezer is ridiculous

He's been their best player all night as well.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 08:49 PM
Bilic knew.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-06-2016, 08:49 PM
That was brilliant from Payet, well deserved for him too.

Byron
10-06-2016, 08:50 PM
Payet is a God.

CJay
10-06-2016, 08:51 PM
What a player. Been outstanding all night.

Sam
10-06-2016, 08:51 PM
Come off in tears, lad.

Dan
10-06-2016, 08:51 PM
I've not watched much football this season - has Payet been this good all year?

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 08:52 PM
Love the emotion. International football :drool:

Bernanke
10-06-2016, 08:54 PM
http://abload.de/img/untitled-3xls95.gif

CJay
10-06-2016, 08:54 PM
Yeah that's lovely.

Manc
10-06-2016, 08:54 PM
The French support in here is sickening.

Shindig
10-06-2016, 08:55 PM
I've not watched much football this season - has Payet been this good all year?

Mostly. I swear most of Sissoko's caps are 88th minute substitute appearances. He is Jermaine Jenas.

Waffdon
10-06-2016, 08:55 PM
Such a mental strike. Should have went about twenty metres wide

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 08:57 PM
The French support in here is sickening.

Don't worry. Come the agonising semi-final defeat I'll be with you burning croissants on the roof.

Spoonsky
10-06-2016, 08:59 PM
There's no way that France are winning this tournament, they don't have the bottle to do it in front of home crowds the whole time. Payet could win Golden Boot though.

Sam
10-06-2016, 09:03 PM
There's no way that France are winning this tournament, they don't have the bottle to do it in front of home crowds the whole time. Payet could win Golden Boot though.

The two tournaments they've won have been in front of home crowds you muppet, if anything, it's bodes that they're more then likely going to win it.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 09:03 PM
Slaven Bilic is a great studio guest. Fucking loves it.

Christian Karembeu, on the other hand, looks drunk, in a bad way.

Shindig
10-06-2016, 09:03 PM
Nope, they won't go far enough or score enough. That defence was panicking so much in the latter stages. Bigger teams will come and conquer. Although Romania, although shit, have a bit of presence and pressure about them. Could shit their way out of the group.

Bernanke
10-06-2016, 09:05 PM
Just switch Evra for Digne and they'll do it.

Spoonsky
10-06-2016, 09:07 PM
The two tournaments they've won have been in front of home crowds you muppet, if anything, it's bodes that they're more then likely going to win it.

Well, you're wrong (they won Euro 2000 in Netherbelgiumlands). But those teams were also different, they were full of leaders, this team looked genuinely nervous at home against Romania, there's no way they'll manage it if they come up against someone like Germany.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 09:09 PM
They are exciting to watch but we'll judge them when they've played a team who carry an actual threat.

That Romania manager is a don, by the way. Hope they scrape through somehow.

Spoonsky
10-06-2016, 09:09 PM
Did anyone else think that Giroud's goal was a foul? He punches the keeper's arms away.

Sam
10-06-2016, 09:11 PM
Well, you're wrong (they won Euro 2000 in Netherbelgiumlands). But those teams were also different, they were full of leaders, this team looked genuinely nervous at home against Romania, there's no way they'll manage it if they come up against someone like Germany.

Meant the two tournaments they've hosted. There is always first match nerves, especially as hosts. If they'd have lost this then yes, I'd think they'd shit themselves under the pressure but they've got over the hurdle with victory and now have cannon-fodder in Albania to play and the Swiss are pushovers to help further enhance the confidence.

Shindig
10-06-2016, 09:15 PM
Did anyone else think that Giroud's goal was a foul? He punches the keeper's arms away.

Nah, keeper should've cleared him out.

Spoonsky
10-06-2016, 09:22 PM
Meant the two tournaments they've hosted. There is always first match nerves, especially as hosts. If they'd have lost this then yes, I'd think they'd shit themselves under the pressure but they've got over the hurdle with victory and now have cannon-fodder in Albania to play and the Swiss are pushovers to help further enhance the confidence.

In 1998 they beat South Africa 3-0 in their opener. Here they've been matched by Romania. Obviously they'll top their group but I reckon they'll lose to the first proper team they face.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 09:25 PM
And South Africa 1998 had John 'Shoes' Moshoeu. Not to be sniffed at.

CJay
10-06-2016, 09:29 PM
That's never a foul, Spoonsky. Man up.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 09:31 PM
After finding out to my horror that 'Shoes' died of cancer last year, I'm now going through the entire 1998 World Cup squads seeing which players are dead. Moroccan first choice goalkeeper El Brazi, dead. This is horrifying stuff. 18 years ago now.

Sam
10-06-2016, 09:33 PM
In 1998 they beat South Africa 3-0 in their opener. Here they've been matched by Romania. Obviously they'll top their group but I reckon they'll lose to the first proper team they face.

Yeah because South Africa = Romania.

This ain't no side of goatherders, Romania are actually a decent bunch.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2016, 09:45 PM
Trifon Ivanov, dead. Rashidi Yekini, dead. Uche Okafor (no idea), dead. Jamaica's Peter Cargill died 11 years ago.

30 of the 32 managers still with us, though, including Zagallo, who I thought would be well over 100 by now but is in fact only 84.

niko_cee
10-06-2016, 09:45 PM
It's a wonder someone hasn't tried to tempt Lizarazu out of retirement if Evra is the best they can do, he's just dreadful.

Also, I don't think I've ever disliked/not-rated a 'top, top player' more than Pogba. He just seems a total wanker. A least Zlatan is mad.

Payet, on the other hand, is absolutely brilliant. He should probably be less mindful of the bigger names and just set about running things himself.

randomlegend
10-06-2016, 09:47 PM
Also, I don't think I've ever disliked/not-rated a 'top, top player' more than Pogba. He just seems a total wanker.

I reckon it's a good 90% the hair.

Spikey M
10-06-2016, 09:48 PM
Evra is both shit and likely to lead to a mass strike. Why the fuck would you have him there?

niko_cee
10-06-2016, 09:49 PM
I admittedly don't see much of him, but it's more that he always seems to be playing for himself first and foremost. He is obviously ridiculously talented. He just seems a bad sort. Between him and his wanker agent you can see what Fergie didn't like.

Spikey M
10-06-2016, 09:50 PM
I reckon it's a good 90% the hair.

He's a Hollywood type. Does fuck all most of the time, but pulls off a worldy just about often enough to stay rated.

Lewis
10-06-2016, 09:51 PM
He's been bollocks for about five years, but he's also their only 'character', so they need him on the pitch.

Patrice Evra, that is. Legend.

Manc
10-06-2016, 09:52 PM
Dids taking off the talent when they weren't performing was bold.

Magic
10-06-2016, 09:53 PM
There's no way that France are winning this tournament, they don't have the bottle to do it in front of home crowds the whole time. Payet could win Golden Boot though.

:harold:

Magic
10-06-2016, 09:54 PM
He's been bollocks for about five years, but he's also their only 'character', so they need him on the pitch.

Patrice Evra, that is. Legend.

Pogba is more of a character.

Still seething, I see.

Lewis
10-06-2016, 10:03 PM
Evra has probably won more than the rest of their squad put together. He's the sort of player (like John Terry) that you keep around until he dies.

Manc
10-06-2016, 10:06 PM
Our time will come, Spoon.

Shindig
10-06-2016, 10:12 PM
I love how eager Evra is to get forward til he realises he has no pace.

Spoonsky
10-06-2016, 10:18 PM
:harold:

Wh... what?

Pleb
10-06-2016, 11:00 PM
If Payet and/or Kante gets injured or banned then France are just shite.

Max Power
10-06-2016, 11:02 PM
NG running shit as per usual. Gonna miss that little guy :(

Browning
11-06-2016, 12:35 PM
I know Albania and Switzerland are shit, but this is a shambles that all the build up has been talking about Wales.

Magic
11-06-2016, 12:39 PM
Today's offerings. :drool:

Max Power
11-06-2016, 12:50 PM
England fan in Marseille with

I
8
ISIS

on the back of his shirt :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 12:57 PM
I had forgotten that Xhaka's brother was playing for Albania.

Brothers on opposing teams for an international tournament :drool:

Bernanke
11-06-2016, 01:06 PM
The entire Swiss midfield is of Albanian descent. :drool:

Baz
11-06-2016, 01:06 PM
Different groups need different threads.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 01:06 PM
Goalkeeper has dropped a proper bollock there.

Cord
11-06-2016, 01:07 PM
Eastern European keepers do love a good flap, don't they?

They really should take over from Africans as the comedy keeper stereotype of choice.

Ian
11-06-2016, 01:08 PM
The Swiss unleashing their attacking flair from the get-go.

Byron
11-06-2016, 01:11 PM
I was thinking, now that it's 1-0 Switzerland that there's literally no point in watching the rest of the game.

Magic
11-06-2016, 01:16 PM
Pretty much. They'll shit out a dull 1-0.

Vim
11-06-2016, 01:23 PM
The Albanians don't have a better keeper than Berisha in their country?

Bernanke
11-06-2016, 01:26 PM
Kevin Keegan ‏@GalacticKeegan 12m

Brothers on opposing national teams isn't new. I had that during Euro 2000 - Gary Neville was with England while Phil played for Romania.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 01:33 PM
Albania have grown into this game, shame they shipped such a soft early goal.

igor_balis
11-06-2016, 01:36 PM
switzerland aren't very good

Max Power
11-06-2016, 01:37 PM
Oh well that's it then

Byron
11-06-2016, 01:38 PM
Dat handball :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 01:38 PM
Oh Cana :(

Serj
11-06-2016, 01:38 PM
Yup. I blame Wedge.

Magic
11-06-2016, 01:39 PM
Ruined the game. Definitely will be shite now.

Lee
11-06-2016, 01:40 PM
Been a good game this. Red card will have fucked it.

Bernanke
11-06-2016, 01:46 PM
http://i.giphy.com/xT0GqHroVwohNCvyZG.gif

lmfao

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 01:50 PM
That was so fucking funny. He tossed himself like a right queen.

Pretty sure he must've said "Oopsies! Silly me!" when the ref came around.

Manc
11-06-2016, 01:53 PM
10/10 for effort.

Bernanke
11-06-2016, 02:05 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkrHJEKWEAAUF5J.jpg

"Mum of Granit + Taulant Xhaka wearing a half-and-half t-shirt of Albania + Switzerland."

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 02:12 PM
Made a retarded bet on Switzerland to win this game just to give it some sort of meaning to keep watching.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 02:13 PM
This is ponderous shit from the Swiss. A decent team would have put this to bed. Fancy Romania to get out of this group

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 02:13 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkrHJEKWEAAUF5J.jpg

"Mum of Granit + Taulant Xhaka wearing a half-and-half t-shirt of Albania + Switzerland."

Who cares about the mum, what must be Granits girlfriend is hawt.

Browning
11-06-2016, 02:14 PM
How is this only at 55 minutes? God it's dreadful.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 02:14 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01735/wisdom_pa_1735559c.jpg

It's been done.

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 02:15 PM
Also what the fuck is up with the pitch here. 22 Bambis on ice out there.

Byron
11-06-2016, 02:16 PM
This is ponderous shit from the Swiss. A decent team would have put this to bed. Fancy Romania to get out of this group

Was thinking this. Albania have given it a go, but there's no way a competent team should be troubled by this lot. Swiss to finish 3rd and lose their knockout game 3-0.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 02:17 PM
Have the Swiss ever been involved in a decent game of football?

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 02:17 PM
Fucking hell, finally a bit of a quality and he slides on his arse.

Magic
11-06-2016, 02:19 PM
Jesus this guy is huge.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 02:20 PM
Taulant should be sent home for that.

Petulant child.

Waffdon
11-06-2016, 02:20 PM
Embolololololo.

Switzerland will beat Romania in a similar fashion.

Magic
11-06-2016, 02:21 PM
:D these lot starting to show their true colours. Another red card imo.

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 02:22 PM
I always thought that Embolo was some sort of Drogba-type center piece, but it looks like he's being played as a winger right now.

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 02:24 PM
Taulant should be sent home for that.

Petulant child.

All he did was get angry, could well just be that he thought he / they played shite (which is kind of true) and I wouldn't say it's a crime to get fucked off for that. Not like Suarez getting angry at the coach for not being subbed on when he was injured ><

Lewis
11-06-2016, 02:24 PM
Between clashes with the police, fans sang: “Fuck off Europe, we’re all voting out.” They also sang anti-IRA and anti-German songs before singing: “Sit down if you hate the French.”

Good for them.

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 02:24 PM
Switzerlands finishing in this game is the worst I've ever seen I think.

Magic
11-06-2016, 02:25 PM
Good for them.

Just banter.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 02:27 PM
I bet most will vote to stay in.

Byron
11-06-2016, 02:28 PM
Have the Swiss ever been involved in a decent game of football?

Switzerland v Ukraine in 2006 was probably a wet dream for Jim.

igor_balis
11-06-2016, 02:34 PM
Albania are gonna equalise aren't they?

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 02:36 PM
Penalty on first viewing for me.

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 02:37 PM
Switzerland are fucking killing me here. That felt like a pen.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 02:39 PM
Taz must love that guy who just came on.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 02:44 PM
Fawning at the save but IT WAS RIGHT AT HIM.

Fuck you Gashi.

Waffdon
11-06-2016, 02:44 PM
Sommer is v v good.

Lee
11-06-2016, 02:47 PM
Switzerland should be banned from football. Albania have been pretty good. Should have had three if they could finish.

igor_balis
11-06-2016, 02:48 PM
worst gash bottling since kinga on big brother

Byron
11-06-2016, 02:51 PM
Switzerland were absolutely rancid.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 03:02 PM
The Manics (fuck Wales). :cool:

Boydy
11-06-2016, 03:07 PM
worst gash bottling since kinga on big brother

:D

igor_balis
11-06-2016, 03:08 PM
gary speed never died he went to india to live with richey edwards in his cave

Boydy
11-06-2016, 03:10 PM
The Manics (fuck Wales). :cool:

You like them?

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 03:11 PM
OK bets on Wales to win @ 3x the money and on 1-2 slovakia win @13.5x the money.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 03:14 PM
You like them?

That first album has half an hour of shit in it, but I think they're the best British band of the nineties.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 03:14 PM
King not even starting. Fucking losers. Slovakia will rinse them

Shindig
11-06-2016, 03:23 PM
Let's hope so. #officesweepstake

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 03:25 PM
Draw for me.

Bale and Hamsik scoring.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 03:28 PM
Child Bale looks even more like a chimp.

Magic
11-06-2016, 03:35 PM
Russians absolutely mauling the English in Marseille.

Spikey M
11-06-2016, 04:03 PM
Scots mauling Scots in Scotland.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 04:04 PM
What a clearance from Ben Davies.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 04:04 PM
How have Wales got twenty-three Taffs together without a single Jones?

Bernanke
11-06-2016, 04:04 PM
Goddamn Hamsik. :drool:

Trancemeister
11-06-2016, 04:04 PM
That would've been some goal by Hamsik. Could've used those fantasy points.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 04:10 PM
lol at what are presumably the half-empty corporate seats facing the camera.

Fuck off, Wales.

Byron
11-06-2016, 04:11 PM
:drool:

Magic
11-06-2016, 04:11 PM
:drool:

Anyone but England.

Ian
11-06-2016, 04:11 PM
Lol at the goalkeeper.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 04:11 PM
That's a shocker from the keeper.

It's down the middle.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 04:11 PM
Who lets that in? You useless cunt.

Magic
11-06-2016, 04:13 PM
Three keeping howlers so far. Good stuff.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 04:16 PM
'Dodgy Keeper Watch' almost ruined the World Cup, so let's get one of those going again.

igor_balis
11-06-2016, 04:21 PM
I'm really enjoying this game.

igor_balis
11-06-2016, 04:31 PM
741666168243642369

Si Ferry is deffo my favourite professional footballer.

Byron
11-06-2016, 04:33 PM
Fucking hell Skrtel.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 04:33 PM
That was right in front of him :cab:

Manc
11-06-2016, 04:33 PM
Squirtle. :harold:

Magic
11-06-2016, 04:33 PM
Should get a ban for that. Dirty cunt.

Gray Fox
11-06-2016, 04:34 PM
Skrtel you fucking hack. Is the 5th official blind there?

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 04:40 PM
Ramsay's hair is a disgrace.

Gray Fox
11-06-2016, 04:41 PM
Fellaini has done it too.

https://gyazo.com/a15d1759c4efe6757127bd7921f2690d.png

Magic
11-06-2016, 04:43 PM
:|

John
11-06-2016, 04:47 PM
Bale is definitely going bald.

Boydy
11-06-2016, 04:56 PM
Fellaini has done it too.

https://gyazo.com/a15d1759c4efe6757127bd7921f2690d.png

http://s4.nieuwsbladcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2016/06/07/Fellaini_blond.PNG?maxheight=460&maxwidth=629

Magic
11-06-2016, 04:56 PM
I keep thinking I'm seeing Andy Carroll wandering about the pitch.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 04:57 PM
This Northern Ireland bit is god awful, fuck Will Grigg.

Magic
11-06-2016, 04:58 PM
Tinpot Ulster cunts. Nevermind they'll be out soon enough.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 05:00 PM
http://s4.nieuwsbladcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2016/06/07/Fellaini_blond.PNG?maxheight=460&maxwidth=629

RIP Richie.

Spoonsky
11-06-2016, 05:02 PM
Skrtel you fucking hack. Is the 5th official blind there?

5th officials are utterly useless.

I went back to sleep after 20 minutes of Switzerland-Albania. Good idea?

Lewis
11-06-2016, 05:18 PM
You beauty.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 05:18 PM
Super sub.

Browning
11-06-2016, 05:18 PM
Duda :cool:

Byron
11-06-2016, 05:19 PM
Lol defending, this is where you need Collins to kill the forward in a snide manner.

Lee
11-06-2016, 05:19 PM
"Still no real threat from Slovakia...."

Oh.

Waffdon
11-06-2016, 05:19 PM
Lovely. :cool:

Hopefully grab another.

Serj
11-06-2016, 05:20 PM
Ramsey needs to come off for Wales. He's been useless.

Magic
11-06-2016, 05:20 PM
Predicted 1-1.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 05:21 PM
Pleasant goal. Mon the Slovaks

Browning
11-06-2016, 05:21 PM
Why are they acting like Wales have out classed them? They really haven't.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 05:22 PM
Apparently he has 2 nicknames.

Dudinho and Ondrej Di Maria.

I guess the first is for moments like this and the second is for when he makes the easy things look hard.

Waffdon
11-06-2016, 05:22 PM
Some of these videos from Marseille are mental. Mostly hilarious though.

Manc
11-06-2016, 05:24 PM
TTH supporting Russia next? Set of cunts.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 05:26 PM
Are you another Mahow-like FAGGOT who doesn't support England?

Browning
11-06-2016, 05:27 PM
Ramsey thinking he's too good to come off. :D

Waffdon
11-06-2016, 05:38 PM
Russia's centre halves and keeper have been the same forever

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 05:38 PM
Ugh, fuck Wales.

Lee
11-06-2016, 05:38 PM
Fuck's sake.

Serj
11-06-2016, 05:40 PM
That's an amazingly shit goal. :D Ramsey miscontrolling the ball, Robson-Kanu fluffing the shot. Great stuff.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 05:42 PM
Ramsay has been turd.

Magic
11-06-2016, 05:43 PM
Wales and Russia putting England out. :drool:

Serj
11-06-2016, 05:43 PM
Ramsay has been turd.

Indeed. He's also thrown in several dives.

Browning
11-06-2016, 05:44 PM
That should have been 2-2.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 05:44 PM
Ramsay :harold:

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 05:46 PM
Nemec sounds amazing.

On 25 January 2015, after Nemec's contract with Union Berlin was dissolved by mutual agreement, he signed with Major League Soccer club New York City FC.[17] Originally a starter, he lost his starting lineup position due to his poor play.[18][19] In his nine games playing for the team, he was disappointing and didn't make an impact.[20][21] In 594 minutes he did not score a single goal and did not have a single assist.[22][23]

Gray Fox
11-06-2016, 05:48 PM
Ramsey has properly BOTTLED that chance.

Waffdon
11-06-2016, 05:49 PM
Lallana is a starter for England? Holy lolz

Gray Fox
11-06-2016, 05:51 PM
Skrtel for fucks sake. You'd fit in better in Marseille about now.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 05:51 PM
Hart; Walker, Smalling, Cahill, Rose; Dier, Alli, Rooney; Sterling, Lallana, Kane

Akinfeev - Smolnikov, V.Berezutsky, Ignashevich, Schennikov - Neustadter, Golovin - Kokorin, Shatov, Smolov - Dzyuba.

Manc
11-06-2016, 05:52 PM
:drool:

Magic
11-06-2016, 05:55 PM
Shatov. :D

Pepe
11-06-2016, 05:56 PM
'mon the dopers.

niko_cee
11-06-2016, 05:56 PM
Dat 'midfield'.

:sick:

Bartholomert
11-06-2016, 05:58 PM
Lol at Russian ultras cucking the beta English 'hooligans' - y'all haven't been hard in like 3 decades.

Spoonsky
11-06-2016, 05:58 PM
Nemec sounds amazing.

On 25 January 2015, after Nemec's contract with Union Berlin was dissolved by mutual agreement, he signed with Major League Soccer club New York City FC.[17] Originally a starter, he lost his starting lineup position due to his poor play.[18][19] In his nine games playing for the team, he was disappointing and didn't make an impact.[20][21] In 594 minutes he did not score a single goal and did not have a single assist.[22][23]

He was the worst player in a bad New York City team. Seeing him paired with David Villa was pretty funny though.

Foe
11-06-2016, 06:00 PM
Vardy on the bench. Lee will be furious.

Bernanke
11-06-2016, 06:01 PM
https://twitter.com/LaProvenceEuro/status/741671856437121024

'kin hell.

Gray Fox
11-06-2016, 06:01 PM
Lallana or Sterling over Vardy is a fucking joke, never mind both.

-james-
11-06-2016, 06:03 PM
https://twitter.com/LaProvenceEuro/status/741671856437121024

'kin hell.

ISIS staying at home having seen this.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 06:03 PM
When did Peter Crouch become Napoleon Dynamite?

Manc
11-06-2016, 06:04 PM
Sterling out performed Vardy in the warm up games. Lallana has to start.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 06:06 PM
Vardy might do something mad like score a goal so he shouldn't play.

Lee
11-06-2016, 06:07 PM
Vardy on the bench. Lee will be furious.

Nah. I think a 4-3-3 suits us better and if you're only playing one proper striker it has to be Kane.

Less keen on Rooney where he is - would prefer Wilshere - but I can see how he'd do a job there so we'll see.

Russia are the shittest team in the group so we ought to be winning this one.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 06:07 PM
That shirt makes Glenn Hoddle look like he was evil in a previous life.

Lee
11-06-2016, 06:08 PM
ISIS staying at home having seen this.

I'm no terrorist mastermind but if I'm ISIS after a soft target then a load of pissed English and Russian wankers scrapping on the streets of Marseille all night would fit the bill nicely.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 06:10 PM
Hope Glenn Hoddle gets his head kicked in by Russian ultras.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:17 PM
Horrible Russian cunts.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 06:26 PM
741676855934226432


Priorities :D

-james-
11-06-2016, 06:28 PM
I'm no terrorist mastermind but if I'm ISIS after a soft target then a load of pissed English and Russian wankers scrapping on the streets of Marseille all night would fit the bill nicely.

But if their aim is the collapse of ordered civilization..

Reg
11-06-2016, 06:28 PM
Nah. I think a 4-3-3 suits us better and if you're only playing one proper striker it has to be Kane.

Less keen on Rooney where he is - would prefer Wilshere - but I can see how he'd do a job there so we'll see.

Russia are the shittest team in the group so we ought to be winning this one.
I don't think the diamond tends to suit anyone other than Italians.

Think we'll win this and Rooney will be man of the match.

-james-
11-06-2016, 06:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

Max Power
11-06-2016, 06:30 PM
Has Rooney actually played well in midfield for United? I can only remember seeing him in the Cup final and he was shit aside from one little run and cross.

7om
11-06-2016, 06:30 PM
Can't believe some people in here actually wanted Slovakia to beat Wales. I popped when Lolson-Kanu scuffed it in.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:30 PM
741676855934226432


Priorities :D

The sound of that glass smashing is so fucking satisfying. I've played it about 3,000 times. Making me hard.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

That is so perfectly 90s.

7om
11-06-2016, 06:35 PM
Look at Hodgson watching them warm up. He looks like he belongs in some kind of institution wiping his arse with his hand.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 06:36 PM
Kane's voice always gets me. Absolute spaz.

Reg
11-06-2016, 06:37 PM
Has Rooney actually played well in midfield for United? I can only remember seeing him in the Cup final and he was shit aside from one little run and cross.
Yeah he's been good.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qaBPFxh5mY

Lewis
11-06-2016, 06:38 PM
He has, but they haven't really played anybody good. It might well fall apart once they come across a decent midfield.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybqjUvodu6Q

Max Power
11-06-2016, 06:40 PM
Could probably get away with it until the quarters then. Decent.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:41 PM
Could probably get away with it until the quarters then. Decent.

You forgot the :eyemouth: mate.

Lee
11-06-2016, 06:42 PM
He has, but they haven't really played anybody good. It might well fall apart once they come across a decent midfield.

It will, but we probably aren't going to face a good midfield until the last eight. Beat the shit and it will look a good tournament for us. Unfortunately there's no guarantee we'll beat the shit.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:44 PM
I think coming 2nd in the group and going out to Italy or whoever it is they'll be meeting will be seen as another 4 year contract for Roy.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 06:45 PM
If we don't beat Wales then Big Sam should be hired in time for the third game.

Max Power
11-06-2016, 06:49 PM
Big Sam would play Vardy.

Those Kammy and Coisty Ladbrokes ads are all top drawer. Can you imagine the banter flying about on set? Incredible.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:50 PM
Why has this useless cunt been manager of England for so long? He's absolute dog turd and clearly has no idea what he's doing.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:51 PM
'We don't need to play it forward as much'

You boring, boring cunt of a man. Fuck off with your shite football.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:53 PM
5 minutes before Ali gets some racial abuse and is sent off for reacting.

Bartholomert
11-06-2016, 06:53 PM
Some light sports betting, beer, football manager, and Euro 2016.

Tbh if there's a heaven I imagine it would be something like this.

Spoonsky
11-06-2016, 06:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

I loved that song when I was 12 and I love it now. It would be fantastic to see England win this thing.

Lee
11-06-2016, 06:55 PM
Clive going straight in with the 1966 reference before we've even kicked off.

Ian
11-06-2016, 06:55 PM
Magic wants England to lose whilst also playing scintillating football. Makes sense. No conflict there.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:55 PM
Some light sports betting, beer, football manager, and Euro 2016.

Tbh if there's a heaven I imagine it would be something like this.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/57/37/52/573752cf1b1f584e08a344d100436348.jpg

Lewis
11-06-2016, 06:56 PM
We look French in those tracksuit tops. Get them binned.

EDIT: Whatever the bench is wearing looks even worse. Fucking hell.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:56 PM
Magic wants England to lose whilst also playing scintillating football. Makes sense. No conflict there.

Not really. I want two things:

1) Good teams to play good football
2) Underdogs to always win, even if playing atrocious football

Fucking simple.

Lee
11-06-2016, 06:58 PM
Not really. I want two things:

1) Good teams to play good football
2) Underdogs to always win, even if playing atrocious football

Fucking simple.

You fucking hated Leicester winning the league, you lying Scotch cunt.

Magic
11-06-2016, 06:58 PM
You fucking hated Leicester winning the league, you lying Scotch cunt.

Unless they are a shite tinpot club with noise making devices left on seats for the tinpot fans.

John
11-06-2016, 06:59 PM
Lol at the Brazilian shrinking away from the Russian anthem. Which other South Americans have played in the Euros? Camoranesi is the only one coming to mind.

Byron
11-06-2016, 06:59 PM
Then why do you support Leeds?

@Lolson obvs.

Lee
11-06-2016, 06:59 PM
Unless they are a shite tinpot club with noise making devices left on seats for the tinpot fans.

Always better to have loud racism, I suppose.

Bartholomert
11-06-2016, 07:00 PM
Can't believe some people in here actually wanted Slovakia to beat Wales. I popped when Lolson-Kanu scuffed it in.

Honestly my only connection to Wales is that I went to an English boarding school and even I made some reflexive noises of happiness after the goal.

Mazuuurk
11-06-2016, 07:00 PM
Lads now it's really kicking off :cool:

Bets on:

Kane to score
2-1 to England

Might get a bet on Lallana to score as well but wanna see how this game looks.
Why the fuck is Lallana starting over Sturridge or Vardy, can someone explain that? Same thing with Sterling really.

Magic
11-06-2016, 07:00 PM
Oh who am I kidding:

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

Davay Rossiya!!!

Yevrah
11-06-2016, 07:01 PM
Rooney in midfield. :sick:

Byron
11-06-2016, 07:02 PM
Clive offering a not so subtle hint on which way he's voting on the EU referendum :D

Magic
11-06-2016, 07:03 PM
Fucking lol what was that? There's someone in the Russian team who has played twice for Germany and Putin intervened to renationalise him?! :D

Bartholomert
11-06-2016, 07:03 PM
Wow I just realized that this is the same dump of a stadium Fenerbahce played Marseille in like 10 years ago, pretty impressive renovation.

Manc
11-06-2016, 07:04 PM
The fuck is Clyne?

Pepe
11-06-2016, 07:05 PM
Hart :lol:

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 07:06 PM
So Roman Neustadter.

Born in Ukraine, played twice for Germany and was given a Russian passport by Putin 2 days before the squad was announced.

Lewis
11-06-2016, 07:06 PM
We're going to bash these.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2016, 07:07 PM
Why is Kane taking corners?

Magic
11-06-2016, 07:07 PM
Kane is still taking corners?!

I thought that was lol friendly stuff. :harold: