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SvN
05-05-2023, 08:48 AM
Liverpool logo on a fruit of the loom T-Shirt, modelled by gormless golf trouser-wearers. Nice.

niko_cee
05-05-2023, 10:39 AM
Not even close to being the worst photo either.

https://backend.liverpoolfc.com/sites/default/files/styles/lg/public/acquiadam/2023-05/home-kit-pre-order-850.webp?itok=T1eq11BR&width=1680

Don
31-05-2023, 03:47 PM
Someone tell the fat cunt he doesn't play for us pls.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxccBA_WwAADMSt?format=jpg&name=medium

Baz
31-05-2023, 04:15 PM
If only. Makes Fabinho look downs.

phonics
01-06-2023, 10:38 PM
The Arsenal home looks nice and the rumoured Arsenal away looks so bad I have to hope its a joke.

https://i1.adis.ws/i/ArsenalDirect/mhr6931_f?$810x810$&.jpg
https://www.thickaccent.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/The-Arsenal-2324-Away-Kit-Is-a-Disaster-but-Bukayo-Saka-Is-Giving-Us-Hope.jpg.webp

mo
01-07-2023, 07:09 AM
Apologies for image size disparity. Two cracking away kits here. Carlisle home is also nice.
https://www.carlisleunited.co.uk/siteassets/image/blues-store/kit-2324/away-kit-2324.jpg
Stupid tiny picture, but only one I could get to work.
https://img-res.pitchero.com/?url=images.pitchero.com%2Fui%2F89568%2Fimage_649e f80b4e6c6.jpg&h=168&w=300&t=fit&o=jpg

niko_cee
01-07-2023, 07:31 AM
I see the chuckle brothers are out kit modelling again.

https://backend.liverpoolfc.com/sites/default/files/styles/lg/public/acquiadam/2023-06/lfc-away-kit-23-24-player-gallery%20%288%29.webp?itok=kTF5Kvu3&width=1680

Looks rubbish, and the blurb that comes with it is just as bad.


The jersey features the green and white quarter pattern with black collar and cuff, updated with a digital effect treatment layering tonal greens – green spark, poison green and pine green – for a modern twist.

The original season was a belter though. Cantona's comeback game up there as one of the best. Don't make 'em like Robbie Fowler [or Cantona for that matter] anymore.

John Arne
01-07-2023, 07:33 AM
Yup, fucking ugly, as per last season's away shirt. Nike are doing well to fuck this up every season.

Baz
01-07-2023, 08:47 AM
Would love a plain white one. Basically a Spurs kit (or the England women’s kit) with the Liverpool badge (preferably not just a liverbird) on.

Gray Fox
01-07-2023, 11:18 AM
I mostly like the shirt. The thing I don't like about their designs is that curve that goes from around the armpit up under the collar and back down again.

However again it irks me as it's Nike doing a 'throwback' kit to one that was made by Adidas.

Baz
01-07-2023, 11:47 AM
The thing I don't like about their designs is that curve that goes from around the armpit up under the collar and back down again.
Same. Last years home kit would have been okay without that.

Jimmy Floyd
10-07-2023, 11:01 PM
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/976/cpsprodpb/16B23/production/_130336929_image-1.jpg

All that picture needs is DJ Spoony and Graham Rix to complete the perfect bullshit marketing aesthetic.

Baz
11-07-2023, 06:18 AM
Their whole campaign is about the 90s and it’s the least 90 s looking shirt ever. Probably designed by a tranny born in 2004.

Baz
15-07-2023, 06:58 AM
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mo
15-07-2023, 08:10 AM
Umbro are producing some sexual kits :drool:

https://www.venuetoolbox.com/cambridgeunited/Photos/F92C824954D847BF95DC1D3C212D7775.jpg

phonics
18-07-2023, 09:57 PM
The Arsenal kit is so bad I almost want us to flame out so they bin it. It's Chelsea as fuck.

Lofty
20-07-2023, 06:05 AM
Yet somehow still better than the United one.

Ben
20-07-2023, 10:13 AM
The Arsenal kit is so bad I almost want us to flame out so they bin it. It's Chelsea as fuck.

I googled this when you first posted it and just saw the home kit, which I thought was fine so wasn't understanding your seethe. However, I've just seen a picture of Havertz from last night and now realise you must have been talking about the away kit. Fucking hell it's one of the worst of all time.

wullie
20-07-2023, 10:26 AM
Umbro are producing some sexual kits :drool:

https://www.venuetoolbox.com/cambridgeunited/Photos/F92C824954D847BF95DC1D3C212D7775.jpg

They're showing Nike how proper 90s nonsense is done

https://i.imgur.com/j1cAbN3.png
https://i.imgur.com/zWfu3UD.png

Kikó
21-07-2023, 09:03 AM
Superb

1681988153580703744?s=19

link (https://twitter.com/AFCWimbledon/status/1681988153580703744?s=19)

wullie
21-07-2023, 09:48 AM
Didn't they do the same last year where they had home kit in blue and away kit in slightly darker blue?

Spikey M
21-07-2023, 11:33 AM
That is a thing of beauty.

Offshore Toon
21-07-2023, 11:44 AM
Someone link an Asian knockoff ASAP.

John Arne
01-08-2023, 07:09 AM
There seems to be a few shirts this year where the promo shots have been edited so much that the real thing looks way different. Some Liverpool hoodies had the same issue.

The Man Utd away shirt suffers from it, too. Described in the media as dark green and off white, the actual shirt looks way more like black and white.

https://gyazo.com/8323dd4f01c0aa4cbc908322d35f267d.jpeg

Spikey M
01-08-2023, 07:25 AM
It's just studio lighting vs daylight, no?

niko_cee
01-08-2023, 07:45 AM
United's shirts have been blighted by their sponsors for years now.

Raoul Duke
01-08-2023, 07:06 PM
The left shot is clearly a well-lit studio shot vs. some random youth in an actual match. There are two versions of the kit though, one is the "pitch ready" or some other euphemistic bollocks which is like £120 :cab:

Kikó
01-08-2023, 08:16 PM
It's white and gold.

Alex
08-08-2023, 08:53 PM
https://dc6vmiz8c91pk.cloudfront.net/media/5/20962823118352/2324_third_kit_square.png

Christ.

Shindig
08-08-2023, 09:10 PM
All I see is a floating sponsor and club badge.

wullie
08-08-2023, 09:14 PM
That kind of nonsense isn't allowed in the Championship. Flamingo Land arm sponsor though, in you come sir

Boydy
08-08-2023, 10:21 PM
Did Flamingo Land design it?

Manc
08-08-2023, 10:36 PM
Head in the sand stuff.

Shindig
09-08-2023, 07:17 AM
Nah, you're thinking of ostriches.

John Arne
09-08-2023, 07:20 AM
The new Man Utd third kit is unfortunately pretty nice.

https://gyazo.com/7c9c99b0b3a83f079f887b435f9739bc.jpeg

niko_cee
09-08-2023, 07:52 AM
Does it have stripes down the sleeves?

I always think it's odd [and loads of teams do this] when a 3rd kit [that one looks all white] is substantially similar to the away kit [assuming that's what the dark green/black and white kit of theirs is]. I suppose if the other one has dark shorts it isn't too similar.

I prefer it when, for example, Liverpool run a red kit, white kit, yellow kit set-up. All obviously different.

In other alternate kit news Brighton's black and green one might be worse than their all green effort from a season ago. :sick:

Baz
09-08-2023, 07:56 AM
I don't think is has stripes:


Someone tell the fat cunt he doesn't play for us pls.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxccBA_WwAADMSt?format=jpg&name=medium

Offshore Toon
09-08-2023, 09:43 AM
Looks like a Liverpool kit.

Alex
09-08-2023, 10:42 AM
That kind of nonsense isn't allowed in the Championship. Flamingo Land arm sponsor though, in you come sir

:D

Announcing them as a sponsor was the exact moment I really felt like the short-lived Premier League era was over.


Did Flamingo Land design it?

I assume we had it designed before we took them on as a sponsor but they must be loving it. It does very much appear like it's a Flamingo Land specific shirt doesn't it. :D

Leeds is doing some sort of wanky "Year of Culture" thing at the moment (they basically lost out on being the official city of culture and made their own up) and the colour scheme for that is similar. So I think it could be linked to that somehow.

Manc
09-08-2023, 11:57 AM
The best effort I've seen this year is from Roma.

Jimmy Floyd
09-08-2023, 01:58 PM
You can't fuck up a Roma kit. Possibly the best colour scheme in the game, though I'm fond of Venezia too.

Kikó
09-08-2023, 03:07 PM
Looks like a Liverpool kit.

Probably why they like it.

It's fucking garbage.

randomlegend
09-08-2023, 03:33 PM
That Leeds kit is banging.

Raoul Duke
09-08-2023, 05:11 PM
You can't fuck up a Roma kit. Possibly the best colour scheme in the game, though I'm fond of Venezia too.

I'm not as keen on this year's Venezia effort (https://shop.veneziafc.it/products/23-24-home-shirt-short-sleeved)

Manc
09-08-2023, 08:05 PM
€100. :cab:

Don
09-08-2023, 08:41 PM
They really have donned the market for some nothing club to be such an authority on nice kit designs. I got 2 last week to bring my collection to:

https://i.etsystatic.com/32016881/r/il/55a1df/4111380073/il_794xN.4111380073_35v9.jpg

https://i.etsystatic.com/44516731/r/il/3d3862/5034502322/il_794xN.5034502322_ng4c.jpg

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/b7kAAOSw7ntj9yTk/s-l400.jpg

I have to fucking beat the men and women away with my massive floppy.

Baz
09-08-2023, 08:44 PM
Anyone else seeing three identical photos of bad plastering?

Don
09-08-2023, 08:46 PM
Yeah, it's my trademark.

Jimmy Floyd
09-08-2023, 09:02 PM
I must have posted this before but I had this one in my mid teens, an absolute beauty:

https://www.vintagefootballshirts.com/uploads/products/images/2002-03-venezia-home-shirt-xl-26136-1.jpg

Manc
09-08-2023, 09:04 PM
Where is the most legit place to grab vintage kits?

Gray Fox
10-08-2023, 07:18 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3MNcxhXsAE3Hgf?format=webp&name=900x900

Yes please.


Where is the most legit place to grab vintage kits?

Would also like to know this one.

Don
10-08-2023, 09:49 PM
If by legit you mean you need to overpay, just drop me a PM with size and number/name requirements and I'll have it to your door for whatever price above the £14 DHGate charge that comforts your consumerist heart.

wullie
14-08-2023, 11:53 AM
Much like Chelsea, we're also paying tribute to a classic worn by Zola and the lads in the 90s

https://i.imgur.com/FrvnuZd.jpeg


https://i.imgur.com/dXNF5kI.jpeg

Spikey M
14-08-2023, 12:15 PM
Some kits should stay in the past.

phonics
14-08-2023, 12:50 PM
Zola played for Coventry?

niko_cee
14-08-2023, 01:10 PM
Did they not have to wear it due to a kit fuck up on their part or something?

wullie
14-08-2023, 01:18 PM
They only brought their blue home kit for an away game with a team who wore a mainly dark blue home kit which seemed a bit silly. In Zola's autobiography though he said that although they lost that night he fulfilled a boyhood dream of wearing a Cov kit under the bright lights of Highfield Road. Admittedly my Italian's not the best but that's the gist I got.

Frank Leboeuf also had a big wobbly at full time and threw it to the ground which was a lovely touch

Giggles
18-11-2023, 09:10 AM
O'Neills :drool:
All over that.


1725468934374146053

John Arne
02-12-2023, 03:21 PM
I've not liked an England kit for decades, but if this is legit... Big fan.

https://gyazo.com/5fdf5ac97ad170192399f35315fcdc95.jpeg

Ben
02-12-2023, 03:55 PM
Dreadful. Home kit is decent though.

Giggles
02-12-2023, 03:56 PM
I like that England one.

This is one of the worst ones I've seen in a long time.

1730687776050344141?\

Spikey M
02-12-2023, 04:13 PM
That England one is too nice to be legit, but if it is I'd be tempted to buy my first England shirt since about 1999.

John Arne
18-01-2024, 06:28 AM
Not a fan of the new Vissel Kobe home shirt, especially the long sleeved.

Edit: Ninja edit :D

https://gyazo.com/c397a04bb81c4d84a00af6547f99c174.jpeg

Spikey M
18-01-2024, 06:54 AM
Looks like it belongs to a Formula 1 driver.

John Arne
18-01-2024, 07:19 AM
You know what... I don't like it. No idea why I thought I liked it. #180

Clunge
18-01-2024, 08:49 AM
It’s too busy. Lose the two logos above the club crest and the manufacturer and it’d look ace.

John Arne
18-01-2024, 09:09 AM
Aye, that's it. It's all kinda pushed up top.

niko_cee
18-01-2024, 09:29 AM
There is literally nothing to commend about that shirt.

Jimmy Floyd
18-01-2024, 09:50 AM
Long sleeved football shirts are for wrong uns.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-01-2024, 10:05 AM
I love that it took less than an hour for JA to do a complete 180.

John Arne
18-01-2024, 10:21 AM
:D Fucking peer pressure done me in.

I fucking hate the shirt.

Spikey M
18-01-2024, 10:28 AM
You know, on second viewing, I kinda like it...

John Arne
15-03-2024, 06:50 AM
Not as nice as their old Eddy Merckx inspired one, but still decent.

It probably also looks awful on a white skinned ginger, like Tin Tin.

1768211786233188656

niko_cee
15-03-2024, 07:39 AM
De Bruyne must have refused to model it.

wullie
15-03-2024, 12:39 PM
I used to get all the Tintin books from the library and I'm naturally drawn to sky blue and brown so I want Belgium to win the Euros now.

Baz
15-03-2024, 12:47 PM
wullie’s snide shirt with Clement 18 on the back will turn up the day after the final.

Jimmy Floyd
15-03-2024, 12:48 PM
That colour should really be Belgium's home kit. Famous from cycling and who wants yet another red team.

wullie
15-03-2024, 01:14 PM
wullie’s snide shirt with Clement 18 on the back will turn up the day after the final.

Roussel 9

RIP x

Shindig
15-03-2024, 11:42 PM
I should get one with Albert on the back.

John Arne
18-03-2024, 10:29 AM
Norway with a really nice nod to Thailand with this effort.

1769671617461055999

Looks like it would clash with basically every other colour shirt.

Don
18-03-2024, 10:33 AM
Looks like a Marvel costume.

Jimmy Floyd
18-03-2024, 10:34 AM
Doesn't matter what it clashes with as they won't be playing a meaningful match any time soon.

phonics
18-03-2024, 10:38 AM
The England ones look good for the first time in 20 years.

Baz
18-03-2024, 10:39 AM
Looks like a USA kit

Spikey M
21-03-2024, 12:36 PM
The England ones look good for the first time in 20 years.

1770773122280567112?t=A1Fmp84Hz6-PnpKYPoMOGg&s=19

:D

niko_cee
21-03-2024, 01:04 PM
Some top commenting in there, as you would expect.

phonics
21-03-2024, 01:15 PM
What are they mad about this time?

niko_cee
21-03-2024, 01:17 PM
The woke cross.

1770796895234867264

Playing poorly in the David Pugwash community. Your move The FA.

phonics
21-03-2024, 01:22 PM
1770800995980791915

Re-release Zulu and let him have a wank.

niko_cee
21-03-2024, 01:41 PM
Interesting rabbithole to wander down.

Think he's a Brighton fan. :face:

Ian
21-03-2024, 02:08 PM
Make it a rainbow shirt with a little red cross on it.

wullie
22-03-2024, 10:02 AM
Germany switching to Nike feels wrong and dirty.

Giggles
22-03-2024, 11:27 AM
That looks shite, and some premuim to get the sponsorless version too.


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Giggles
22-03-2024, 11:31 AM
Actually it's the extra €55 just for the player "fit". You can't actually by one without Sky on it.

Spikey M
22-03-2024, 11:34 AM
140€ ffs :D

Giggles
22-03-2024, 11:39 AM
Especially when it'll fall apart as per full Castore spec.

Jimmy Floyd
22-03-2024, 01:32 PM
Castore have got everywhere so quickly that it must be some kind of scam.

Clunge
22-03-2024, 03:41 PM
Their kits are shite too.

Giggles
22-03-2024, 04:25 PM
The shorts are the price I last remember buying a jersey for :face:

1771139665405288654

Spikey M
22-03-2024, 04:26 PM
How much are the socks?

Giggles
22-03-2024, 04:39 PM
How much are the socks?

I just went to shop.irelandfootball.ie to see (18 quid) and copped what Callum Robinson was wearing on the front page. Christ.

Luke Emia
22-03-2024, 07:45 PM
The woke cross.

1770796895234867264

Playing poorly in the David Pugwash community. Your move The FA.

Fuck me I’ve just been through his tweets what an absolute fucking mentalist.

Giggles
22-03-2024, 07:47 PM
At the deeper end he's probably right more often than not, but the cunt is too dumb to articulate anything.

phonics
22-03-2024, 07:48 PM
Corporations doing their bits to save us from full kit wankers. Praise our woke overlords.

Spikey M
01-04-2024, 06:29 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68708981

:lol:

niko_cee
01-04-2024, 08:57 PM
:D

Ayprill foolz

Shindig
01-04-2024, 09:26 PM
Someone reposted the "Ian Rush signs for Everton" cover of Shoot today and I had to check his wikipedia page. :D

Jimmy Floyd
01-04-2024, 09:34 PM
I don't think football was ever better than when I used to rush down to WH Smith to get the new Shoot every week. Say, 1996-98, or the general 'what has David Beckham done now' era. I'd probably moved onto Four Four Two by 2000 and then, in my gauche early teen phase, World Soccer.

Such pleasures denied today's younglings who just watch some wam blam YouTube video by an influencer. Thanks for the thoughts grandad.

Shindig
01-04-2024, 09:54 PM
Official magazines never should've died out. Sometimes you want to know how an on-loan Argentinian is adapting to life on Tyneside. In print.

Spikey M
01-04-2024, 10:00 PM
I have a troubled relationship with Magazines. On the one hand, I cracked out many a wank over a 30p Zoo/Nuts magazine. We never reached the peak of Sandmans Maddy prediction and I hold out some hope of a Shamima reboot, but it won't be the same.

And it won't be the same because it will either be the thickness of an Argos catalogue, 97% adverts or it will cost £6 a copy. Just as my son and daughters magazines did when I last agreed to buy them one, expecting them to cost a quid or two. Bastards.

phonics
02-04-2024, 08:56 AM
I was a more of a Match man myself. IIRC it took more of a sideways look at the game which I enjoyed as an 8 year old.

phonics
30-04-2024, 06:55 PM
I don't know what happened to Adidas but next years kits are ABYSMAL.

https://i.imgur.com/vkEmcUq.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/X8OSPYk.png

Sir Andy Mahowry
30-04-2024, 06:57 PM
That home kit should be burned. Fucking hell.

phonics
30-04-2024, 06:58 PM
It looks like a ProEvo kit of that Giroud-era Arsenal if they didn't have the rights.

Don
30-04-2024, 07:12 PM
The most anti-muzzie club [now that Millwall have some ethnics in their highly successful youth team] trying to get in on the Palestine cause. You love to see it.

Baz
30-04-2024, 07:24 PM
Liverpool are ditching Nike for Adidas in a year. Not sure what’s worse!

Giggles
30-04-2024, 07:29 PM
Liverpool are ditching Nike for Adidas in a year. Not sure what’s worse!

Castore. Castore are worse.

phonics
30-04-2024, 07:32 PM
Liverpool are ditching Nike for Adidas in a year. Not sure what’s worse!

The first couple of years were some of the best shirts we'd had in my lifetime.

niko_cee
30-04-2024, 07:49 PM
Adidas are bound to try and riff on that massive fluffy collar kit they made in the Collymore closing in! era if I understand modern kit design.

Baz
30-04-2024, 08:02 PM
Adidas are bound to try and riff on that massive fluffy collar kit they made in the Collymore closing in! era if I understand modern kit design.New Balance nailed that already in 2017. Best kit we’ve had in ages.
https://classicfootballkit.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/resize-0-main01671717498_a5aa5ea6-836e-41a0-8dc2-248d27a27f30.jpg?v=1700238344

Luke Emia
30-04-2024, 08:16 PM
New Balance nailed that already in 2017. Best kit we’ve had in ages.
https://classicfootballkit.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/resize-0-main01671717498_a5aa5ea6-836e-41a0-8dc2-248d27a27f30.jpg?v=1700238344

Not even close that original one was a belter. Fowler 23 on the back. He just used to score every fucking week being 11 years old I just assumed that was what all strikers did.

Little did I know that since he’s left I’d sit through Heskey, Diouf, Morientes, N’Gog, Voronin, Lambert, Balotelli and Borini to name a few. That’s just the really shite ones as well I haven’t even touched on the not quite as shit.

Serj
30-04-2024, 08:32 PM
Bit harsh on Heskey there, he had one-and-a-half or so seasons of pretty good goalscoring before turning into more of a proto-Dirk Kuyt workhorse (and meme in an England shirt, I guess).

John Arne
01-05-2024, 03:00 AM
I still reckon our best home kit recently was this darker red one in 19/20, normal collar and nice colour. Light red really doesn't look good.

https://gyazo.com/3a7ae6fcd71af9ff0c15ea1fee436159.jpeg

And I really like the trim colour on the following year's...

https://gyazo.com/0292450c5c41463160473a2033388644.jpeg

Lofty
01-05-2024, 07:13 AM
I don't know what happened to Adidas but next years kits are ABYSMAL.

https://i.imgur.com/vkEmcUq.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/X8OSPYk.png

The facebook Africans are horny for the away kit, unsurprisingly.

John Arne
01-05-2024, 07:55 AM
The green, red and black trim is quite nice... but the weird b&w tie-dye print is just odd.

Jimmy Floyd
01-05-2024, 07:56 AM
Arsenal having blue stripes on their shirt is simply not acceptable.

niko_cee
01-05-2024, 08:16 AM
It's hard to think of any interesting features on modern home kits, but that could just be me having much less interest in it all. That seems to have been a thing which has gone in the homogenisation of kit design. Is there a single feature of a modern Man City kit, for example, that anyone can remember as being interesting in the oeuvre of the Liverpool big collar or the United sleeves on that kit from whenever? What an abomination, but also an enduring, dare I say now ICONIC, design

Lofty
01-05-2024, 08:19 AM
That stupid black and yellow hazard stripe City had as a 'tribute' to the Hacienda.

niko_cee
01-05-2024, 08:26 AM
Was that on a home kit though? Away kits are obviously more ripe than ever with shit like dragons and all sorts of other offensive wank, like being in the colours of a rival.

Giggles
01-05-2024, 10:47 AM
Arsenal having blue stripes on their shirt is simply not acceptable.

They should never have gotten rid of the blue, that's the one I always think of with them. I had that and the bruised banana ones, think they were the same season.

Lofty
01-05-2024, 11:45 AM
Was that on a home kit though? Away kits are obviously more ripe than ever with shit like dragons and all sorts of other offensive wank, like being in the colours of a rival.

My mistake, it was the away.

John Arne
02-05-2024, 07:42 AM
The dark blue area is quite nice, but the glossy light blue is awful.

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Nice shade of red with pin stripes, but the collar is so shite... I get the "tribute" to the old massive collar.. but it just doesn't work.

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niko_cee
02-05-2024, 07:49 AM
Yeah, good red, good use of yellow, just go all in on the collar if that's the design you are stealing. Can't help but think that is motivated by Adidas taking over duties soon.

Gray Fox
02-05-2024, 10:14 AM
How do they keep getting it wrong? Looks like 3 different shirt ideas were had but they couldn't agree so they did parts of all.

niko_cee
02-05-2024, 10:20 AM
I look forward to Vigil Van Dijk as Inspector Clouseau though.

Or is that more of an Open All Hours get up?

randomlegend
02-05-2024, 10:37 AM
I don't know what happened to Adidas but next years kits are ABYSMAL.

https://i.imgur.com/vkEmcUq.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/X8OSPYk.png

The home shirt does look laughably bad in that picture, but looks pretty good in some of the other renders online in my opionion.

Don
02-05-2024, 10:55 AM
That's a nice Liverpool kit although the Hairy Hungarian could don anything and I'd say the same. What a man.

John Arne
15-05-2024, 09:01 AM
New Crewe Alex home shirt is a bit of a banger. Nice deeper shade of red, and classic twist on the club crest. And everyone loves Mornflake's.

https://gyazo.com/7d51ee5f2e3cb63e9ee6f006e20501ee.jpeg

wullie
15-05-2024, 12:27 PM
Skip hire company on the sleeve as well, proper football.

Shindig
06-06-2024, 08:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWWT1lTIBMA

I need a second to recover from the slow, moody Blaydon Races. I fucking hate advertising. :D

Clunge
07-06-2024, 05:53 AM
That Sela sponsor really is abhorrent. Villa going Adidas as well for the foreseeable future so fingers crossed they don't fuck things up.

Shindig
07-06-2024, 09:30 AM
I haven't bought one since the Wonga days. I don't think we've had a really, really good one since 2000. I was in a Sports Direct yesterday just to eye up their England shirts. £85 is extortionate.

Baz
10-06-2024, 09:36 AM
Sorting the spreadsheet for the Euro 2024 comp (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?3197-Euro-2024-Competition-free-to-play) has really highlighted how many nations play in red kits with white detail. According to the FM colours, at least.

Poland, Czechia, Serbia, Hungary, Austria, Switzerland, Türkiye, Denmark, Portugal.

Jimmy Floyd
10-06-2024, 09:48 AM
There needs to be a limit on the above. Either get new colours, or they should all be ringfenced into one qualifying group.

I'll let Poland off as they reverse the colours.

Ian
10-06-2024, 02:11 PM
Doesn't help that so many teams now also just have boring solid colours.

wullie
10-06-2024, 03:51 PM
Croatia won't be long, they started with a unique kit but slowly they're zooming in year by year

https://i.imgur.com/WH2gPik.png

https://i.imgur.com/KLWurWx.png

https://i.imgur.com/Y38Z7Ej.png

Baz
10-06-2024, 04:21 PM
Zooming in :D

Shindig
10-06-2024, 05:22 PM
Wales need to represent the dragon a bit more. Imagine the designs that could throw up.

Spikey M
13-06-2024, 10:33 AM
https://i.ibb.co/kQwhCxM/FB-IMG-1718274683746.jpg

Why are Nike pumping out such bad kits these days?

Baz
13-06-2024, 11:02 AM
Looks like a school PE kit

Ben
13-06-2024, 11:42 AM
There is obviously some kind of commercial benefit in pivoting every team towards a standard block colour shirt with a shit collar. I'm yet to see it, however.

Baz
13-06-2024, 04:49 PM
Crystal Palace:

https://media-cdn.incrowdsports.com/4c2f3c78-01a4-4a73-a9f9-7e8951e9a00b.jpg?width=1280&height=1280&format=webp

Clunge
13-06-2024, 05:28 PM
Should be kicked out the league.

Giggles
13-06-2024, 05:33 PM
As a rule of thumb, if it's not Castore it's ok.

Manc
13-06-2024, 09:40 PM
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Shindig
13-06-2024, 09:45 PM
Phantom sponsors? Is this 90's F1?

Waffdon
13-06-2024, 09:52 PM
1801206839310168166

That guy is a whopper. Phonics’ posher and less scabby brother

Baz
22-06-2024, 08:44 AM
Nike are re-releasing the 1998 Brazil kit. I’ve mentioned it before that I wore it to death as a kid. Want to do the same now? That’ll be £124.99 please (https://snkrs.sng.link/Doihh/tb4a?_dl=feed%2FZGIzYzkwZTUtMDM1MC00MzhhLWE1MTktMT hiZDg0YWU4Nzdj&_fallback_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nike.com%2Fgb %2Flaunch%2Fthread%2Fdb3c90e5-0350-438a-a519-18bd84ae877c%3Fsitesrc%3DsnkrsIosShare&_force_redirect=1&referrer=singular_click_id%3Db9ad92f5-2ee7-4287-b440-a53b37bc8c2c) and you have to download their SNKRS app for the pleasure.

Is it any wonder we end up turning to the likes of DH Gate where it’s £14 (https://www.dhgate.com/product/1998-brasil-soccer-jerseys-2002-retro-shirts/792206935.html)?

Gray Fox
22-06-2024, 09:51 AM
I'm sure they'll try and chalk it up to INFLAYTION (https://youtu.be/KJh0pDMnL8M?si=Wvk2QnmyQqHOZJJv&t=57) or whatever other bollocks. I saw Liverpool telling everyone to blame Nike for the price hikes on our kits too.

I don't think I've got a non-DH Gate kit for years now.

Baz
22-06-2024, 10:02 AM
This post about it on Reddit shows the absurdity:


In Brazil, the main market for this jersey obviously, it's $900 local currency. The minimum wage is $1.400 before tax.

Good luck Nike.

niko_cee
22-06-2024, 10:24 AM
I preferred their 1994-1996 one. Think I had a later generation of it with the 4 stars on.

Waffdon
29-06-2024, 01:39 PM
Can’t be arsed linking them but Madrid’s new 3rd kit and Frankfurt’s new kit are both gems

Manc
29-06-2024, 01:52 PM
Hardly. Sunderland Home is the best effort I've seen to date.

Kikó
29-06-2024, 02:28 PM
Can’t be arsed linking them but Madrid’s new 3rd kit and Frankfurt’s new kit are both gems

Frankfurt fans don't like the new kit at all.

Baz
30-06-2024, 08:25 PM
Decided to add to my existing collection of Corinthians shirts and ordered the new blackout away kit:

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp1z08H5wX_W5V9uK_LQFqY-cn1FDYv1FtCYCvkGtMTyaJiM1OJpsb2wzEN0RrHUqr0lZ0NIRa duF4miF3QKUZLkqAPZI6D6RzwyzCJOlgqm2Ut3GlxigP5id9fX TQZIn2lXlrPel-1U48QZuAt6UJd0mn2ZxsygaherbGYOsThh2T4zcmq055K6jeHu-N/s600/Corinthians%2024-25%20Home,%20Away%20&%20Third%20Kits%20%20%2814%29.jpg

Manc
30-06-2024, 08:48 PM
Looks like a knock off.

Spikey M
30-06-2024, 08:49 PM
Nice that.

Waffdon
01-07-2024, 01:30 PM
Hardly. Sunderland Home is the best effort I've seen to date.

Lies.

Chelsea’s may best the WOAT

Baz
01-07-2024, 01:50 PM
Chelsea’s may best the WOAT

Yeah it’s a stinker. Their third kit is class though.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0tnHP9VwgyI2l9TLwQm-_lJvG4NiqfqMZz0yVx0jMfneJsgDott6s5Af3wOxfE3kGI-Y3gLyBCEnshfqgq6r7hmELMzFRdgKEtZ5qDPbvsgXN2tMzTTCq CLeDLRZ3-aw60YFXckIzF6Qd5e07-boP9K-9DYelk1qDUN8bhjTofn8c8IzZLbfW4Reug-hx/s1600/chelsea%20third%20kit%2024%2025%20%286%29.jpg

Spikey M
01-07-2024, 01:56 PM
The fuck is that tick?

Baz
01-07-2024, 02:14 PM
Nike done that on a few third kits this season, including Liverpool.

Waffdon
01-07-2024, 02:37 PM
Yeah it’s a stinker. Their third kit is class though.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0tnHP9VwgyI2l9TLwQm-_lJvG4NiqfqMZz0yVx0jMfneJsgDott6s5Af3wOxfE3kGI-Y3gLyBCEnshfqgq6r7hmELMzFRdgKEtZ5qDPbvsgXN2tMzTTCq CLeDLRZ3-aw60YFXckIzF6Qd5e07-boP9K-9DYelk1qDUN8bhjTofn8c8IzZLbfW4Reug-hx/s1600/chelsea%20third%20kit%2024%2025%20%286%29.jpg

Is the third kit not white? The one I seen of that looks class but the home kit is absolutely disgusting

Baz
01-07-2024, 05:00 PM
Is the third kit not white? The one I seen of that looks class but the home kit is absolutely disgusting

I think you’re thinking of their away kit (https://amp.footyheadlines.com/2825958144222362241/).

Baz
06-07-2024, 03:49 PM
How have Warrington gone from these beauties:

https://www.warringtontownfc.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/2324kids.jpg

To these atrocities:
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randomlegend
11-07-2024, 09:43 PM
1811288438261367208

Yeah, wow, the Chelsea kit is appalling. It's like someone found a "how to make cool smoke patterns in photoshop" tutorial.

Jimmy Floyd
11-07-2024, 11:26 PM
That's a proper 'surprise relegation' outfit.

Foe
12-07-2024, 05:39 AM
How have Warrington gone from these beauties:

https://www.warringtontownfc.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/2324kids.jpg

To these atrocities:
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Macron make such good kits. I’ve a few Ross county ones they made and the comfort level is high too.

wullie
12-07-2024, 03:56 PM
1811740457556173001

We've gone for the perfect combination of lovely simple but not too plain kit, and absolute waffle to explain it

Manc
12-07-2024, 04:39 PM
Love a hummel effort. Denmark '86 will never be topped.

Shindig
12-07-2024, 06:12 PM
That looks very good.

Gray Fox
17-07-2024, 03:02 PM
A mix of the Dolphins in there but this one is a looker.

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niko_cee
17-07-2024, 04:27 PM
Would make a decent Germany away kit.

Danny
17-07-2024, 05:16 PM
Feels very similar to their 1990 offering.

Shindig
17-07-2024, 06:17 PM
Yes, I can see men wearing that to a drug deal.

Manc
26-07-2024, 09:06 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/czq6eqw9el5o

Not sure how to feel about that Leeds away effort.

niko_cee
26-07-2024, 09:27 AM
Those kits are almost universally horrific. Not a looker in the bunch.

Anyone wearing Latina Calcio should be put down. I assume that's for people who are too cool for Venezia now or whatever.

I'm facing major kit difficulties now as my son is getting into football and so is doomed to the eternal Ronaldo or Messi debate accompanied by a desire for a plethora of dreadful deathstar kits.

"Who does Ronaldo play for?"

:sick:

John Arne
26-07-2024, 09:41 AM
I've been wearing my CD Palestino shirts quite a lot lately. Lovely stuff.

https://gyazo.com/90d5542c26dcc3f8eb74383a647bf6ac.jpeg

Baz
26-07-2024, 09:50 AM
Decided to add to my existing collection of Corinthians shirts and ordered the new blackout away kit:

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp1z08H5wX_W5V9uK_LQFqY-cn1FDYv1FtCYCvkGtMTyaJiM1OJpsb2wzEN0RrHUqr0lZ0NIRa duF4miF3QKUZLkqAPZI6D6RzwyzCJOlgqm2Ut3GlxigP5id9fX TQZIn2lXlrPel-1U48QZuAt6UJd0mn2ZxsygaherbGYOsThh2T4zcmq055K6jeHu-N/s600/Corinthians%2024-25%20Home,%20Away%20&%20Third%20Kits%20%20%2814%29.jpg

This is a winner. "Player version" worth the extra few quid too.

Jimmy Floyd
26-07-2024, 11:00 AM
I'm facing major kit difficulties now as my son is getting into football and so is doomed to the eternal Ronaldo or Messi debate accompanied by a desire for a plethora of dreadful deathstar kits.

"Who does Ronaldo play for?"

:sick:

The Ronaldo/Messi industry is one of the most terrifying things going.

Alex
26-07-2024, 11:15 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/czq6eqw9el5o

Not sure how to feel about that Leeds away effort.

It's a thing of beauty.

If we had minimised the Red Bull branding it would be basically perfect to me. But even as it is it's my favourite shirt we've produced in a very long time. The return of the "Smiley" badge is long overdue.

niko_cee
26-07-2024, 11:21 AM
Problem with the Leeds kit is it looks like they've become RB Leeds.

And is that Comic Sans on the City numbering?

Manc
26-07-2024, 11:36 AM
Farke sacked in November. Rangnick in as interim. Hasenhuttl on a permanent deal.

Gray Fox
26-07-2024, 11:38 AM
Those kits are almost universally horrific. Not a looker in the bunch.

Anyone wearing Latina Calcio should be put down. I assume that's for people who are too cool for Venezia now or whatever.

I'm facing major kit difficulties now as my son is getting into football and so is doomed to the eternal Ronaldo or Messi debate accompanied by a desire for a plethora of dreadful deathstar kits.

"Who does Ronaldo play for?"

:sick:

Venezia no longer have a sponsor or kit manufacturer so they're currently trotting about in a plain black shirt with just their logo on.

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As you can expect demand now suddenly high for this.

Also have two boys and I have one that is team Messi and one team Ronaldo, so I feel this pain. I'd consider DH Gating them a Messi one, but rapey boy isn't happening.

Danny
26-07-2024, 11:47 AM
This is a winner. "Player version" worth the extra few quid too.

You get this from the gate? Fancy sharing a listing?


I am going to pick up the Miami one, just waiting on United to confirm their 3rd kit (leaks everywhere but you never know) before I hand over the dollars to the sweatshops.

wullie
26-07-2024, 01:09 PM
Queues round the block for our release today, although someone said that the saxon tree nonsense looks like ET so that's ruined it for me

https://i.imgur.com/DCjAdJV.png

Danny
26-07-2024, 01:11 PM
I see Pingu.

https://i.imgur.com/eHRv17R.jpeg

Baz
26-07-2024, 03:25 PM
You get this from the gate? Fancy sharing a listing?


I am going to pick up the Miami one, just waiting on United to confirm their 3rd kit (leaks everywhere but you never know) before I hand over the dollars to the sweatshops.

I got it from this one:

SHARE FOR REWARDS Hurry! Use My Link Now To Get Up To $20. Enjoy Great Products On DHgate! https://m.dhgate.com/product/maillots-de-football-kits-20-21-soccer-jersey/561403393.html

Pretty sure that isn’t a referral link at all, no idea why it pretends otherwise.

Danny
26-07-2024, 03:36 PM
Lovely thank you.

John Arne
27-07-2024, 05:27 AM
Annoyingly Man Yoo have another decent looking third kit.

https://gyazo.com/62de84ff077bd7ac6d87ec408bf97be5.jpeg

Baz
27-07-2024, 07:53 AM
Got a pic of the decent one?

Also why’ve they got a blue away kit?

Shindig
27-07-2024, 08:03 AM
The retro look of that is ruined by the sponsor on the front.

Spikey M
27-07-2024, 08:37 AM
Looks like an 80's Germany shirt.

niko_cee
27-07-2024, 09:01 AM
I'm getting a bit of Palestinian solidarité off it.

Danny
27-07-2024, 10:44 AM
Got a pic of the decent one?

Also why’ve they got a blue away kit?

We do blue a lot.

randomlegend
27-07-2024, 11:45 AM
United's kits are all good this year IMO.

The Snapdragon logo is so much better than TeamViewer, nonetheless the god awful Chevrolet one from before that.

Baz
03-08-2024, 07:42 PM
Seen this Burberry Air Jordan England shirt? :lol:

https://m.ttkoo7.com/24-25-England-Black-Special-Edition-Player-Version-Soccer-Jersey-p2244746.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/Soccer00/s/dFlnzIeGVD

Spikey M
03-08-2024, 07:49 PM
That would look so good on someone throwing a bin at a TK Maxx. :cool:

Giggles
09-09-2024, 08:02 PM
Another Castore turd.

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Jimmy Floyd
09-09-2024, 08:32 PM
They are everywhere now to the point where they must be some kind of scam, like Rich Energy.

Baz
26-09-2024, 07:06 PM
I was recently made aware of this epically awful goalkeeper kit for Welsh team, Llantwit Major AFC:

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My only thought? I want those shorts! They were out of stock but earlier today I got a stock notification email and lo and behold (https://www.tor-sports.co.uk/llantwit-major-afc-202425-goalkeeper-shorts), shorts acquired.

https://cdn.ecommercedns.uk/files/8/253548/2/42809072/llantwit-gk-shorts-transparent.png

Spikey M
26-09-2024, 08:16 PM
:D

Sir Andy Mahowry
26-09-2024, 09:08 PM
Picture of you wearing them please.

Baz
04-10-2024, 05:16 PM
Picture of you wearing them please.

https://i.imgur.com/hfDp3Og_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-10-2024, 05:23 PM
Those legs need some work.

Shindig
04-10-2024, 06:12 PM
Like when you set the character creator to random.

Manc
04-10-2024, 08:14 PM
Big light on. :sick:

Giggles
04-10-2024, 08:16 PM
Big light on. :sick:
You really are some fish aren't you? To quote the children, I'm here for it.

Gray Fox
04-10-2024, 08:37 PM
Shrek in the background too :cool:

Did you get the shirt too Baz?

Baz
04-10-2024, 10:24 PM
I did not.

Spikey M
05-10-2024, 06:18 AM
You should.

John Arne
12-11-2024, 11:18 AM
I kinda like this.

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SvN
12-11-2024, 11:48 AM
Baz that will go nicely with your shorts.

Baz
14-11-2024, 09:44 PM
Apparently I won a Redditch shirt by posting on Reddit (who sponsors Redditch United.) I could choose which one so I went for the blue away one cos the home red one is boring and I couldn’t find a pic of the white third kit.

Giggles
04-04-2025, 05:03 PM
Such a pity there’s a Bohs crest on that beaut.

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