April FOOLSball more like

[randomlegend]

Pogba, Fernandes, Lingard midfield. :eyemouth:

[Don]

:drool: Absolutely swimming in money today.

[Waffdon]

Liverpool might do City by 3 or 4. That defence and midfield is so lightweight and just a bit meh

[Gray Fox]

Depends how fit De Bruyne is off the bench I think.

I thought we'd see Firmino in over Mane or Diaz but we'll see. I hope the stupidly high line is up to it today.

[Waffdon]

Battle of the hobbits in midfield. Out of the 6, Fabinho must be the only one over 5ft10

[Baz]

Who was it said Brighton wouldn’t win another game this season?

Me.

[Gray Fox]

Imagine my shock. City not selling out their allocation. They've covered some of the sections up with City banners instead.

[Shindig]

Oh, that's really fucking snide for a minute's silence. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I was out so couldn't 1-0 it.

But have a "2-0 Ronaldo :cool:"

[Waffdon]

Imagine my shock. City not selling out their allocation. They've covered some of the sections up with City banners instead.

Reckon if it’s you two in the final Liverpool will have 10x the amount of fans in Paris

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah but they do the Poznan, mate.

Quality > Quantity.

[Gray Fox]

Put they away early if we can. They look nervy.

[Spoonsky]

Reckon if it’s you two in the final Liverpool will have 10x the amount of fans in Paris

Already happened in the final last year, Chelsea fans made a massive difference in the atmosphere of the match.

What a run of form Konate is on here.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Steffen :lol:

[Gray Fox]

Get fucked money boys.

[Shindig]

FIFA as fuck.

[Spoonsky]

The Yank in me is devastated but get the fuck in.

[Waffdon]

Match fixing at its finest there

[Waffdon]

If City bottle the league and let these win four trophies then just end the world

[Gray Fox]

This press today seems much more restrained. It's not so banzai but a lot more concentrated and patient.

[Spoonsky]

City look so disjointed. They really miss De Bruyne's leadership and don't have a replacement for it.

[Gray Fox]

Looked like they were getting him ready to come on already too.

[Waffdon]

They miss Rodri more than anything

[Gray Fox]

Not have 3/4 of the best defence in the country isnt helping them. Dias, Laporte and most importantly Walker all big misses here.

[Lewis]

Why is he resting players in what is effectively the final?

[Gray Fox]

He isn't, they're all injured.

[Waffdon]

Walker, Dias and De Bruyne are all injured or not fit enough. No idea why Rodri is on the bench though.

You’re right though. Chelsea will be a walkover in the final as they have done 4 out of the last 5 seasons

[Lewis]

The 'keeper isn't injured is he? Cup goalkeepers need binning.

[Spoonsky]

Except for the ones who score winning penalties in the final.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We're so fucking shit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

At least City are getting turned over.

[Gray Fox]

What a goal that is.

[Spoonsky]

That's an absolutely lovely goal.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That is a brilliant save by De Gea.

[phonics]

Arsenal can't score 1 let alone 6 so sounds like a comfortable win. We're terrible at St. Mary's as well. Cursed ground.

Absolutely nailed this one.

[Lewis]

At least City are getting turned over.

Yeah come on Liverpool. Come on the Reds.

[Manc]

Mane loves the big occasion.

[Don]

Facing this fucking yank bum at the WC :drool:

[Manc]

Micah on the ropes.

[Lewis]

He's single-handedly set black goalkeepers back to Italia '90.

[Spoonsky]

Facing this fucking yank bum at the WC :drool:

He's been shite for the US for a while and it's more than likely that he'll be benched in favor of New England Revolution star Matt Turner. God I love American soccer.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's been shite for the US for a while and it's more than likely that he'll be benched in favor of New England Revolution star Matt Turner. God I love American soccer.

Brad Guzan is still playing, get him starting.

[Lewis]

lol at that Hillsborough condemnation.

[Guybrush]

Yeah, lol.

[Lewis]

The first silence ever to be interrupted. Disgraceful.

[Giggles]

Are they still milking that?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I liked that goal.

Penalties please.

[Lewis]

Waaaaay Ronaldo scored a free-kick fucking hell lads.

[Gray Fox]

Really needed a good 10-15 mins of no goals. Steady it please.

[Lewis]

Waaaaay Ronaldo scored a free-kick fucking hell lads.

Atrocious goalkeeping. We'll have it though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Waaaaay Ronaldo scored a free-kick fucking hell lads.

People will be using that to claim he's good at them for another 5 years.

[Lewis]

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[Lewis]

He should have gone down off that 'Virgil' shove. Moron.

[Gray Fox]

3-1 up and still playing the daft high line.

[Lewis]

If Ronaldo gets United fourth he should go around like Jose Mourinho calling it his biggest achievement.

[Gray Fox]

I suspect Henderson will be on for Keita about when De Bruyne comes on.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jesus not doing the business on Easter.

Shameful.

[Gray Fox]

City are going to pull this off if we keep pissing about.

[Waffdon]

Someone misses a 1 on 1 against Liverpool at least once a game

[Giggles]

City are going to pull this off if we keep pissing about.

This is the surest sign of all that Liverpool are comfortable and will win by 3.

[Waffdon]

No idea how Mahrez doesn’t start every game when wank like Foden or Sterling are

[Waffdon]

Raheem Sterling taking a free kick might be the least intimidating thing in football

[Boydy]

Oh no

[Gray Fox]

Here it comes. Mahrez proving Waff right there.

[Boydy]

Is Salah fasting for Ramadan? Does that explain why he's been shite lately?

[Gray Fox]

Well Mane is as well and he seems fine.

[Don]

-1 cost me £1k there but the quad is on, what scenes.

[Ian]

Jolly decent of the Norwich goalie to decide not to save Ronaldo's free-kick. Very Easter-y of him.

[Giggles]

That win was up there with the absolutely vital goal in Benfica.

[Gray Fox]

Am I missing something here?

https://i.gyazo.com/a247bba6fff19143654ff7cbf0cd49ab.jpg

[Adramelch]

Yeah, the fact that it's supposed to be technology yet it's obviously someone determining what part of the body counts and they get it wrong quite a bit.

[Shindig]

They should just Hawkeye it. It's a binary decision like a line call in tennis.

[Luke Emia]

Am I missing something here?

https://i.gyazo.com/a247bba6fff19143654ff7cbf0cd49ab.jpg

Is the problem that the camera there isn’t in line and obviously doesn’t show everything in 3D?

[-james-]

They should just Hawkeye it. It's a binary decision like a line call in tennis.

The technology isn't there. Having a camera judge where a ball hit a line is a hell of a lot more simple than an offside call.

[Waffdon]

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All Liverpool players of course

[Boydy]

What fucking good is ritalin gonna do a footballer?

[mo]

Presumably help with their ADHD?

[Kikó]

There's no drug problem in top level football. Move on.

[Ben]

Is the problem that the camera there isn’t in line and obviously doesn’t show everything in 3D?

Usually, but it seems in this case they put the line on the wrong body part of the Watford player.

VAR is fine everywhere except the Premier League.

[Lewis]

There's no drug problem in top level football. Move on.

And those that are dabbling are presumably buying stuff off the internet off their own research.

[Waffdon]

Presumably help with their ADHD?

Apparently half of the Liverpool team have asthma. Seems legit

[randomlegend]

Daily reminder that salbutamol isn't performance enhancing if you don't have asthma.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is there evidence that asthma is caused/exacerbated by excessive amounts of aerobic exercise? Because otherwise it would be extraordinary how many high performance athletes are asthmatic.

[randomlegend]

It's very possible is they are trying to cheat with salbutamol, but it doesn't work.

[Lewis]

Aren't half of these things masking/moderating other things?

[Gray Fox]

Looks like Westwoods foot rotated completely round the other way there. Horrible break. Vlasic in tears.

[Lewis]

Rangers. :cool:

[Waffdon]

Zaha is a properly ugly bloke

[-james-]

Zaha is a properly ugly bloke

He's quite strikingly attractive imo.

[Lewis]

Looks like Westwoods foot rotated completely round the other way there. Horrible break. Vlasic in tears.

Why do footballers always look so distressed at other players getting bad injuries? Is it because it's their mate, or would seeing a backwards leg in real life (rather than internet videos) actually freak you out that much?

[Waffdon]

He's quite strikingly attractive imo.

Looks like a skeleton with his bone structure.

Sam Matterface is so bad.

[Waffdon]

‘Player of the match’ :sick:

[randomlegend]

Why do footballers always look so distressed at other players getting bad injuries? Is it because it's their mate, or would seeing a backwards leg in real life (rather than internet videos) actually freak you out that much?

Some of that nasty shit does make you feel different IRL to how it does on video.

Not sure about crying, but vomiting/fainting aren't unusual.

[Shindig]

It was so good two people fainted in the crowd.

[Giggles]

‘Player of the match’ :sick:

Such bullshit.

[Don]

Ten Haag lost a cup final today to PSV. He ain't doing shit.

[Don]

Real Madrid, man. Football 'eritage.

[Adramelch]

Looking at the highlights from the Real game yesterday, I just don't understand how VAR disallowed that goal from Vinicius for handball. It hits his shoulder surely?

[Kikó]

Why do footballers always look so distressed at other players getting bad injuries? Is it because it's their mate, or would seeing a backwards leg in real life (rather than internet videos) actually freak you out that much?

Probably because you think it could have been you.

I went to the Sporting Benfica game last night and the former were surprisingly flat and uninspiring. New Man United superstar, Charles Darwin led the line well enough bagging a goal and an assist.

[Shindig]

I look forward to the evolution puns.

Gateshead hit 4 in the last 20 minutes to beat Darlington 4-2. Brackley currently losing 1-0.

[John Arne]

Chinese teams once again sent essentially U23 squads to the AFC Champions League... some cracking results so far..

Shandong Taishan 0–7 Daegu FC
Urawa Red Diamonds 5–0 Shandong Taishan

Johor Darul Ta'zim 5–0 Guangzhou
Guangzhou 0–8 Kawasaki Frontale

Shanghai Port didn't even both turning up and withdrew, and Changchun Yatai withdraw months ago, giving Sydney a bye to the group stage.

[Yevrah]

Why are they doing that?

[John Arne]

Why are they doing that?

Combination of:
- Money slowly disappearing because half the teams are backed by property companies
- Fears that some players may struggle to get back into China (covid)
- Fixture clashes with CSL, even though it doesn't

[randomlegend]

FEC masterclass incoming :drool:

[Ben]

Oh boy that United team is poor. This could be a massacre.

[Waffdon]

Maguire is quite good in a back 5 as long as he’s only needing to clear stuff. I’d weirdly be more confident with that line up.

1-0 someone

[Kikó]

Tonight is the first night i think in years that I will choose not to watch. Fuck that.

[Ben]

Maguire is quite good in a back 5 as long as he’s only needing to clear stuff. I’d weirdly be more confident with that line up.

1-0 someone

Quite.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We're so shit. We're getting fucked hard tonight.

[Waffdon]

Quite.

:D

I assumed it was offside when I looked up and seen two blokes running for the ball and not a Man Utd player in sight. Jesus

[Magic]

The most mawkish thing I've ever witnessed there.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This could be double figures if they want.

The pass from Mane there was brilliant.

[Manc]

Pure filth from Mane.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Phil Jones breathing out of his arse already.

[Lewis]

At least this is the low point.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mane diving :lol:

Scumbag.

[Don]

AWB and Lingard wearing gloves is literally the most scandalous thing to have ever occured in the sport, no lie. Like there's no way a footballer isn't overheating in them in these temperatures if he's actually doing a fraction of what he's meant to.

[Lewis]

manc sean was calling Aaron Wan-Bissaka shit, loudly calling him a competition winner and all sorts, when he was at the peak of his regular good games against City powers. He should be the Director of Football.

[Don]

On the other end, our resident keen redditor was still calling him a top top defender after watching him scramble about like a sunburnt bambi.

[Giggles]

Did Pogba really just sack it off because he didn’t fancy it? Tonight, not the way he does in general.

[Don]

I don't know but the TV producer knows what he's doing with the long shots of his black face.

[Lewis]

Does Ron Atkinson still do MUTV coverage?

[Kikó]

Did Pogba really just sack it off because he didn’t fancy it? Tonight, not the way he does in general.

This post would be a hard one if it was in a guess the year competition.

[Lewis]

Remember that Newcastle game under Jose Mourinho where he just walked around for an hour? At least Fellaini fouled people.

[Luke Emia]

Dropped to their shitty level in this half.

[Luke Emia]

Has Elanga won a competition to play for United?

[niko_cee]

More of a runner-up level prize now.

[Boydy]

That little turn and pass from Mane to Robertson. :drool:

[Lewis]

Yeah come on get some fouls in.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

MASSIVE fan of Hannibal deciding to kick some Liverpool players.

More of that please.

[Ian]

The senior players will be absolutely disgusted at Hannibal for a) running and b) looking like he wanted to get the ball back.

Not the United Way, sunshine.


More of a runner-up level prize now.

:D

[Mike]

What a great evening

[Shindig]

Gateshead's youtube channel just put the highlights up from Monday's game. Darlo's first goal was pretty good. One of those free-kicks that just completely catches the keeper completely out. We were basically trying to pass our way through a wall for the first half. I think three of our goals came from hoofs over the top.

[Spoonsky]

Mane is looking unplayable at the moment. Says a lot about United that winning 4-0 doesn't feel like a big deal whatsoever.

[Baz]

Yeah Mane as a "False 9" is pretty phenomenal.

[Waffdon]

That’s the third straight year at Stamford Bridge Chelsea have decided to hand Arsenal a free goal out of nothing

[Waffdon]

Ramsdale is so fucking bad :D

[Foe]

I need a STAT MAN to tell me what the average goals per game there is from an unforced error keeping possession/passing at the back.

It seems disproportionately high.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ramsdale is so fucking bad :D

It's like he was in slow motion. Utterly baffling.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's a lovely finish.

[Waffdon]

The left side of Chelsea’s defence (Sarr and Alonso) would honestly struggle to get in most teams in the league. Chelsea have some absolutely horrendous players on their books. Saka could and should have a field day here.

[Ben]

Well this is enjoyable.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

These two sides are proper shit.

Putting on a decent game though.

[Waffdon]

Both teams having a mess of a defence and Chelsea having no one in midfield to control a game is making this some spectacle. Could genuinely be 4-4 or something

[phonics]

That Granit Xhaka cameo was worth the price of admission.

[Don]

We gonna start getting excited at around the 80 min mark? Mon you beautiful bearded genius.

[Waffdon]

Some of these goals have been amazing.

Sarr gives me hope of a late Premier League career

[Boydy]

We gonna start getting excited at around the 80 min mark? Mon you beautiful bearded genius.

You stupid prick.

[Don]

It was 15 mins later, you retard :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Football fights are so shit, just punch someone you fannies.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also "Dave" is an idiot there.

[Waffdon]

Chelsea are a charity to teams in bad form. Man Utd will spank them next week as well. They’ll probably be pulled back into the top 4 mess based on their home form

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bold of Saka to take the penalty.

[Shindig]

Top of the bottom half. :cool:

[phonics]

Hyguge win that only makes the previous 3 more annoying.

[Waffdon]

That penalty at the end is mental

[Lofty]

Lol at that fan trying to lecture Azpilicueta at the end :D

[Lewis]

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[Baz]

idgi

[randomlegend]

idgi

The first line of the song is "Look at the stars", which may sound somewhat like "Lukaku starts" if you were a bit worse for wear.

I think.

[Baz]

Oh. I was never figuring that out.

[Kikó]

Chelsea are a charity to teams in bad form. Man Utd will spank them next week as well. They’ll probably be pulled back into the top 4 mess based on their home form

/Somehow about United

No, even this is beyond United. One, to win and two, to win convincingly.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Rashford will lead an army of starved Victorian children from their graves in Brompton Cemetery and storm the pitch, leading to a points deduction for a security breach and landing United the 4th place finish they deserve.

[niko_cee]

Is this (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61180676) someone getting the wrong end of the stick with a description of Harry Maguire as being a bit of a bomb scare?

[Shindig]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61174608


As first reported by Sky, seven-time Formula 1 champion Hamilton - an Arsenal fan - and 23-time Grand Slam tennis champion Williams have pledged investment into the bid.

What the fuck are you playing at, Lewis?

[Waffdon]

Seems utterly pointless. The total bid is about £2billion lol so they’re fairly insignificant.

The LA Dodgers geezer is winning anyway I think.

[niko_cee]

Burnley winning under [new] manager [bounce] unknown is threatening to overthrown the proper football man apple cart somewhat, particularly if Frank Lampard ends up under the apples. Troubling times.

[Gray Fox]

Needs Liverpool to put 4 or 5 past Everton at the weekend now. Really damage the goal difference.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Burnley with another win since Waff(?) said they wouldn't win an single game.

[Shindig]

We really need Waff and Taz to coordinate opposing opinions. We need order out of chaos.

[niko_cee]

Needs Liverpool to put 4 or 5 past Everton at the weekend now. Really damage the goal difference.

Hate to break it to you, but Everton have been doing some crack drills to target Liverpool's Achilles Heel.

https://twitter.com/SoccerPulseApp/status/1516385438440771585?s=20&t=TF2lzu0FFAafZlup6FP6hQ

Can't say I don't find that video troubling on a number of levels.

Since when is a high line 20 yards outside of a penalty area, with a ball being played from within the opponent's half? When are Everton going to get 4 men in behind this imaginary high line? Looks more like a plan to exploit a poorly cleared corner, which Liverpool are quite apt to do, but that's quite situational shall we say.

Surely, if you are going to go for the Spurs' model and knock it over the top you have to factor in doing it from your own half and having your attacker running from the halfway line.

[Gray Fox]

Spurs also have one of the best forwards in the league doing that run and one of the best passers in the league playing him the ball.

Not quite sure who'll be doing what for Everton.

[Don]

Don't discount Leeds from the mix.

[Boydy]

Can't see when exactly the balls are played in that video but it looks like about half of them are offside.

[Shindig]

Man, Southampton weren't in that fight tonight. Battered.

[Waffdon]

Burnley with another win since Waff(?) said they wouldn't win an single game.

U wot m8

[Waffdon]

Needs Liverpool to put 4 or 5 past Everton at the weekend now. Really damage the goal difference.

If Liverpool are arsed, they really should be scoring 8 or 9 at the weekend. They won’t though because they’ll feel sorry for Everton which is another reason it’s the worst Derby in the world.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

U wot m8

Someone said they wouldn't win another game and I'm sure it was you.

[niko_cee]

Can't see when exactly the balls are played in that video but it looks like about half of them are offside.

:D

I hadn't really clocked that, but yes, it does look that way.

[Waffdon]

Someone said they wouldn't win another game and I'm sure it was you.

I don’t think I’ve ever commented on Burnley in my life.

(So yeah it probably was me)

[Ben]

Just seen the run-in fixtures. Everton are down.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I don’t think I’ve ever commented on Burnley in my life.

(So yeah it probably was me)

Turns out it was Brighton and it was Baz.

Apologies.

[Don]

Good work.

[Offshore Toon]

Premier League predictor in 2 today.

[Spikey M]

:D

[Waffdon]

Mon the Arbroath. Biggest game in forever.

[Spikey M]

The manager was on the Radio earlier being a proper geezer. Said he's retiring if they try to make them go full time :D

[Spikey M]

Bollocks.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Maguire dropped :drool:

[Lewis]

I lolled at de-mob happy 'Ralf' saying the club is shithouse and needs ten new players. He should just drop all the bums now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We're even letting a dog fucker score against us now.

[Lewis]

This sympathy clapping isn't on. Liverpool were obviously doing it for the mawk, but Arsenal just want a tweet off Ronaldo because he's bigger than them.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Smart to just stop playing lads...

Just try and save it De Gea, why claim offside?

[Lewis]

Isn't that a foul rather than offside?

[Waffdon]

That would have hilarious if he was onside from falling over.

Joke if that’s given as a penalty mind

[Lewis]

As in the Arsenal player committed the foul.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What is Arteta doing?

[Waffdon]

They’ve only given it because the goal was chopped off. What a joke

[Lewis]

As in the Arsenal player committed the foul.

Actually maybe not. United should have had a penalty earlier like...

[Waffdon]

VAR will never work because it’s run by retards. The two penalties Saka has bought the last two games should see lifetime bans

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ronaldo :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ramsdale is so shit.

[Kikó]

Handle it in the box play on. The rules are a mess.

[Don]

Utd the better side here. Arsenal's true shitness is the best kept secret in town until next season.

[-james-]

Every full back on the pitch is a clown.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What is he doing? :cab:

[Gray Fox]

What the hell was that?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fucking plum, he looked nervous taking it too.

[Gray Fox]

Nobody should be taking penalties off Ronaldo. Never mind that fraud.

[Lewis]

Has Ronaldo gone off?

[Lewis]

Didn't United have some stupid system under Mourinho(?) where the players decide to swap the taker once someone misses one? That can't still be in place surely.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's a foul.

[-james-]

Tavares, fucking hell.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Had to be that cunt.

[Lewis]

They should give them the penalty as well just in case.

[Kikó]

Arsenal are pretty shit but we can't defend.

[phonics]

They should give them the penalty as well just in case.

A Manchester United fan complaining about penatlies :happycry:

[Kikó]

4 more games!

[Lewis]

That could either be a VAR reference or still seething about 2004.

[phonics]

Has Bruno scored a goal from open play yet or is he just moping about going studs up on people’s ankles now he’s not getting three penalties a week?

[Kikó]

Won a game have you.

[phonics]

Just enjoying the seethe.

[Spikey M]

I'm going to award Phonics a rare dub on this one. Well played lad. :drool:

[Lofty]

Utd the better side here. Arsenal's true shitness is the best kept secret in town until next season.

I think every Arsenal fan would happily ride that to a 4th place finish and Summer transfer bonanza.

[Shindig]

Another 3 points. Just the 9 points off Europe. What a shit scramble this league has become. :D

[Spikey M]

I think every Arsenal fan would happily ride that to a 4th place finish and Summer transfer bonanza.

This season should see the 4th Champions League place taken away really. Nobody in contention for it has any place in the Champions League.

[-james-]

This season should see the 4th Champions League place taken away really. Nobody in contention for it has any place in the Champions League.

Have you watched the Champions League lately?

Arsenal and Spurs are both very good anyway. Arsenal were pretty tragic today but still a decent result considering they were carrying multiple dyspraxics.

[Shindig]

Gateshead have dropped points again. 1-1 draw with Kettering whilst Brackley beat the cowardly Darlington bastards. 2 points difference, 3 games remain.

The Run In

Brackley - Blyth Spartans (h), Hereford (a), Chester (h)

Gateshead - Southport (h), Chorley (a), Hereford (h)

[mo]

Oldham the first former Premier League team to drop out the Football League. Grateful Swindon didn't get there first!

[Don]

Get the Spanish cup final on. If 40 year-old Joaquin bangs in an ET/Pen winner for Pellegrini's boys I may cry

[Manc]

The odd match from the the continent can be quite the tonic. Really enjoyed "Der Klassiker" earlier. Haaland is rancid btw.

[Lewis]

Remember when Bayern threatened to go and join Serie A? Ten in a row. Might as well.

[Don]

The English coached lad missing his pen and handing the glory to Pellegrini and Joaquin :drool:

[Waffdon]

My mate is a massive Betis fan (no idea why) and goes multiple times a year so that was quite good.

Bravo was never saving one so it was always going to take a ballooned pen to win it

[phonics]

My mate is a massive Betis fan (no idea why) and goes multiple times a year so that was quite good.

Bravo was never saving one so it was always going to take a ballooned pen to win it

You're a massive Chelsea fan (no idea why)

[Manc]

Phonics at the absoutle peak of his powers today.

[Waffdon]

You're a massive Chelsea fan (no idea why)

The garden show

[SincereTheRebel]

Get the Spanish cup final on. If 40 year-old Joaquin bangs in an ET/Pen winner for Pellegrini's boys I may cry

:cool:

[Reg]

Gotta love Danny Welbz. But darn James 'Beckham' Ward-Prowse being good at the Amex again. I trust us to see it out in the second half, if we went in 2-1 down it'd probably be miserable.

Watched the highlights (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUNTWH3Qi0U) of the Copa final this morning, so emosh. :)

[Ben]

Oh dear. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That penalty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gray Fox]

Sack Jorginho for that.

What a shit player he's turned into.

[Jimmy Floyd]

That will do.

Jorginho's shitty penalties do have a lot to answer for. Italy missing the World Cup for one.

[Gray Fox]

More importantly, Everton now into the relegation zone and 2 points from Burnley.

Hopefully some meaningful damage to the goal difference is coming in 35 mins.

[Ian]

The Jorginho penalty is just made even better by the fact it was preceded by that stupid little hop.

[Giggles]

When did they start playing this one after midday?

[Reg]

Oh dear. :D
:(

Our home record is so, so bad.

[Waffdon]

In the 5 mins I’ve watched, I think the commentators are fuming Everton aren’t just leaving themselves open to Liverpool fisting them

[ScousePig]

It's proper League One football from Everton. So many teams play like this.

[Waffdon]

It’s properly beautiful when it pays off, I can’t lie. Jamie Carragher is replicating his spiting scenes. His mic will be soaking