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Dan
09-09-2018, 05:38 PM
Fucking hell Cincy, get your shit together :D I already feel like an idiot for trusting them.

Pleb
09-09-2018, 05:39 PM
Diggs :cool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 05:39 PM
John 'Smoke' Brown :drool:

He and Flacco had some great chemistry during the pre-season so good to see it's continuing.

Dan
09-09-2018, 05:40 PM
Yeah, it's good to see Smokey healthy. Better to see Diggs donning it though.

EDIT: That O-Line is going to ruin the Texans.

Dan
09-09-2018, 05:44 PM
I feel like the Ravens can already start running the clock out. Not much chance Buffalo are going to score 14pts on them today.

Pleb
09-09-2018, 05:45 PM
Benching Cousins for Big Ben has fucked me in the ass in TTH standard :moop:

Giggles
09-09-2018, 05:46 PM
Red Zone is bollocks.

Dan
09-09-2018, 05:46 PM
Marquise Goodwin down on the field at the minute.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 05:47 PM
Tavon Young, our slot corner back, already has 2 sacks of Pickterman.

Dan
09-09-2018, 05:48 PM
Someone get a gif of that Big Ben run.

Pleb
09-09-2018, 05:49 PM
What a drop :|

Dan
09-09-2018, 05:52 PM
That roughing the passer call on Myles Garrett is pretty bad, to be fair.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 05:54 PM
That roughing the passer call on Myles Garrett is pretty bad, to be fair.

Yeah, I don't like that new rule.

It's not like they're trying to 'drive them into the ground'.

It's because of the Rodgers collarbone injuries and it's crap.

Dan
09-09-2018, 05:55 PM
Looks like our linebackers still can't cover for shit.

Fournette being checked for a hamstring injury. That'll be nice for my TTH matchup if he loses some snaps.

Giggles
09-09-2018, 05:55 PM
That roughing the passer call on Myles Garrett is pretty bad, to be fair.

That was the end of the NFL for me tonight. And it's not even a bad call, it's actually the rules. Ridiculous.

Pleb
09-09-2018, 05:57 PM
That fumble from Cook :D

Dan
09-09-2018, 05:57 PM
Fuck sake Dalvin, that was a great run until you chucked the ball away :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 05:57 PM
Bills up to 17 total yards.

Dan
09-09-2018, 06:03 PM
Yeah, Houston needs to use all their picks & cap space on getting some competent offensive linemen. Watson is going to get the shit kicked out of him this season - if the Patriots can get this much pressure on them imagine what it'll be like when they play the Jags twice.

thommo
09-09-2018, 06:09 PM
Big Ben... :rolleyes:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 06:13 PM
Saints on the ropes.

Dan
09-09-2018, 06:14 PM
We've not won either of our first two games four seasons in a row. Looks like it could be five.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 06:21 PM
Pickterman picked off.

Dan
09-09-2018, 06:22 PM
Peterman's going to be playing the first four games now matter how bad he is, just because of how hard the schedule is.

Denzel Ward has two picks :cool:

Dan
09-09-2018, 06:25 PM
Cheers for blowing the whistle on that catch, refs :moop: I thought the whole thing was to just let the play continue then sort it by review, but apparently not.

Nevermind, he's scored anyway :flex:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 06:28 PM
Peterman's going to be playing the first four games now matter how bad he is, just because of how hard the schedule is.

Denzel Ward has two picks :cool:

It seems that he's defected to our team anyway:

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Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 06:30 PM
That's a mad catch by Gronk.

Clever by them to hurry up as it probably would have gotten reversed.

Dan
09-09-2018, 06:33 PM
RG3 & Loomar to play the second half?

Flacco jogging around & lobbing a pass back across his body to John Brown with Jay Cutler-esque casualness pretty much sums up how easy this game is for Baltimore.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 06:36 PM
That's great toe tapping by Crabtree.

RG3 is inactive so Loomar will take it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 06:37 PM
We have more points than they have yards right now.

Dan
09-09-2018, 06:39 PM
Barkley nearly got his neck broken on that one :|

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 06:42 PM
Yeah that was horrible.

I liked that run there by Barkley, looks like he's going down for -3/4, puts the defender on his arse and then turns the other way for +3/4.

Shame about the hold which ruled it out.

Dan
09-09-2018, 06:57 PM
Jimmy G & Watson both getting exposed here.

Honey Badger making plays so far.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:01 PM
All of our new WR's have scored TD's today :drool:

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:02 PM
Okay, let's just get it out the way...

Bills wins on the season. Over/under 1.5?

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:03 PM
Under, their schedule is brutal.

They'll only get a chance against the Jets.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:07 PM
And there's another pick (almost returned) for us.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:15 PM
Luck isn't going to last the season with this O-Line.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:16 PM
Peterman's going to be playing the first four games now matter how bad he is, just because of how hard the schedule is.

Nevermind, Josh Allen is in.

There are going to be riots about all these roughing the passer calls.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:17 PM
And he's already been sacked.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:18 PM
5/18 for 24 yards and 2 interceptions.

Good day for Peterman.

Loomar is in now.

Limoutsonik
09-09-2018, 07:19 PM
#Fitzmagic

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:19 PM
Great catch from Dante Pettis there. Good throw from Jimmy G too.

Let's pretend the Saints aren't playing :moop:

Limoutsonik
09-09-2018, 07:23 PM
3 teams i streamed Saints DEF. Shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:24 PM
Josh Allen has decided to just run it.

11 yards and then 14 yards.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:25 PM
I mean, it doesn't even matter at this point.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:29 PM
Jimmy G dream is over.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:33 PM
Ohio State rookie DE Sam Hubbard playing fullback for the Bengals on that Mixon TD :cool:

I thought about watching the Saints game today. I'm so glad I stuck with RedZone.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:34 PM
Texans defender just got knocked out.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:34 PM
Ohio State rookie DE Sam Hubbard playing fullback for the Bengals on that Mixon TD :cool:

He's no Patrick Ricard.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:35 PM
Texans defender just got knocked out.

Kevin Johnson, who's already got history with concussions. Not good.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:38 PM
That was lovely by Barkley.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:41 PM
Not sure how you can be expected to tackle the QB, then magically let go, fetch a mattress & place it underneath them before they hit the ground, but that seems to be the only way to avoid a roughing the passer penalty now.

Saquon :cool: Seems to have been a typical game for him really - lots of not much, then suddenly goes into evasion mode & breaks a long one.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:42 PM
Not sure how you can be expected to tackle the QB, then magically let go, fetch a mattress & place it underneath them before they hit the ground, but that seems to be the only way to avoid a roughing the passer penalty now.

Saquon :cool: Seems to have been a typical game for him really - lots of not much, then suddenly goes into evasion mode & breaks a long one.

Yeah, it's absolute bollocks.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:42 PM
Fred Warner has had a great game for San Fran from what I've seen. He & Reuben Foster could be a great pairing at linebacker for the next decade.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:46 PM
AJ Green really does like putting the ball on the floor.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:47 PM
Someone buy AJ Green some new gloves.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:50 PM
That block from the Cleveland lineman on Tyrod's run :| Didn't see who it was but I hope it was Desmond Harrison, the UDFA who's starting at LT for them.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 07:53 PM
Conner :harold:

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:54 PM
Myles Garrett making plays.

Limoutsonik
09-09-2018, 07:56 PM
Browns win?

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:57 PM
I feel like Odell Beckham & Michael Thomas have caught every pass in every game today.

Dan
09-09-2018, 07:59 PM
That might be the worst QB power I've ever seen from the Texans :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:00 PM
Myles Garrett is wrecking Big Ben.

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:01 PM
Yeah, that defence is going to be pretty fucking good :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:03 PM
That Bengals defender has made a couple of big plays today, he's pretty fast as well.

I know his name but fuck spelling it.

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:03 PM
Well at least I got that pick right.

niko_cee
09-09-2018, 08:04 PM
lol at that neutral zone infraction, dear lord.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:06 PM
What a Giants way to lose a game.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:07 PM
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We should have played him at WR last season.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:09 PM
Kenneth Dixon with a TD :alan:

It's his season.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:11 PM
RIP in pieces Jimmy G.

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:12 PM
Harrison Smith has been everywhere today.

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:14 PM
Hang on, the Bills scored points? Fucking disgraceful.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:14 PM
Tyreek Hill is a fucking monster.

91 yard punt return TD for the first touch of the season.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:18 PM
I'm glad that they decided to sack off half-time in the Dolphins game.

Would have taken the piss had they done it after a 2 hour break.

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:21 PM
Cleveland's gonna Cleveland

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:23 PM
Cleveland's gonna Cleveland

Bless 'Em.

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:23 PM
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Dan
09-09-2018, 08:26 PM
Not sure if anyone has noticed, but Tyreek Hill is fast.

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:33 PM
Michael Thomas is currently on pace for 256 catches, 2880 yards & 16 TDs for the season :flex:

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:40 PM
I want my 'Titans win the AFC South' pick back.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:42 PM
Earl Thomas was only activated yesterday. What a guy.

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:43 PM
So typically Browns to take this game all the way to overtime, get multiple chances to win the game, then shank a punt & lose to a FG.

Not a great start for my Denver prediction either.

EDIT: Right Cleveland, you've had so many let-offs here, go and win this fucking game (or throw a pick six).

EDIT: Immediate three-and-out taking almost no time off the clock at all :D

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:48 PM
What a fucking catch that was from Tyreek. I don't know why I didn't draft him more.

EDIT: Phillip Lindsay & Derwin James :cool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:52 PM
Browns :drool:

Browning
09-09-2018, 08:53 PM
If the Browns bottle this now....

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:54 PM
The Browns had better buy their entire defence dinner for the rest of the week, regardless of whether they win or lose.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 08:55 PM
Fuck sake :face:

Dan
09-09-2018, 08:57 PM
Why did we expect anything else? :D

thommo
09-09-2018, 08:59 PM
What an absolute shitshow in Cleveland. :face:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 09:06 PM
Titans/Dolphins will never finish.

Dan
09-09-2018, 09:07 PM
Specialist blocking tight end Will Dissly appears to have turned into Gronk since he got drafted.

Dan
09-09-2018, 09:09 PM
Turns out Ryan Fitzpatrick has his own Cpt. Andrew Luck Twitter account. (https://twitter.com/MajorRyanFitz) :cool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 09:20 PM
That was quality by Sanders.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 09:24 PM
That drop by Benjamin, fucking hell.

Dan
09-09-2018, 09:31 PM
AP looking good early in the season.

Dan
09-09-2018, 09:39 PM
These calls on QB 'hits' are fucking terrible. Flagging Chandler Jones for jumping on a QB who'd picked up a fumble being the latest.

Browning
09-09-2018, 10:09 PM
Seems a bit obvious to say it now, but I couldn't understand why all the so called fantasy "experts" were claiming Rivers would be a top QB option this week. He's always fucking shit against the Chiefs.

Dan
09-09-2018, 10:16 PM
They do always beat the Chargers...

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 10:22 PM
Fantasy experts overrate Rivers massively, they all have him in low Tier 1/high Tier 2 of QBs.

Dan
09-09-2018, 10:24 PM
Chad Kelly is going to see the field this season, probably pretty soon if Case keeps on chucking picks as soon as he gets the ball.

Browning
09-09-2018, 10:26 PM
The Titans Vs Dolphins is now the longest game of all time.

What happens if they can't finish it?

Dan
09-09-2018, 10:33 PM
Chad Kelly is going to see the field this season, probably pretty soon if Case keeps on chucking picks as soon as he gets the ball.

Might get Josh Rosen too at this rate.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 10:33 PM
They'd get them to play it either tomorrow or the day after I believe.

I'm sure that's what happened the last time Tampa had a game delayed due to thunder.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 10:36 PM
I've been practising in my back garden, Broncos should give me a call.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 10:37 PM
Mahomes runs strangely and his shitty little rolls to try and stop himself getting hurt are weird as fuck.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 11:00 PM
Butt, heh.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 11:02 PM
That's a brilliant catch by Thomas.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-09-2018, 11:36 PM
Kick off return for both the Titans and the Dolphins.

Gray Fox
09-09-2018, 11:37 PM
Making up for lost time.

Dan
09-09-2018, 11:45 PM
Man, the Titans are fucking terrible. Where's Mariota gone, by the way?

EDIT: Mariota's got an apparent elbow injury, and now it looks like Delanie Walker might've fucked his ankle. Pretty much couldn't have gone any worse for the Titans here. Taylor Lewan's gone out too, so they're pretty much looking at 6 wins now.

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 12:11 AM
Walkers either broken his leg or his ankle, if not both. This could be the season gone in game 1.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 12:39 AM
I liked that TD run, it made Clay Matthews look like a fool which is always good.

Run option and he decides to take neither the QB or RB.

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 12:39 AM
Oh hello Chicago. Where have you been?

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 01:16 AM
This is so weird. It's as if the teams swapped Jerseys before the game.

Rodgers could be hurt too.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 01:24 AM
Aaron Rodgers is far too brittle.

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 01:28 AM
He did have a rather large man fall right on his knee.

I'd be surprised if that's not at the least an ACL/MCL sprain. At worst it's a tear or a small fracture of something in the leg.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 01:29 AM
ALREADY PAYING OFF.

That's an investment.

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 01:31 AM
The hush in the stadium. This is crazy.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 01:40 AM
:eyemouth:

Money well spent.

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 01:51 AM
Fucking wow.

Rodgers may not want to make it back this season. He's got to face this again and the Vikings twice. What were the Raiders thinking not paying Mack whatever he wanted?

Oh and Delaine Walker dislocated his ankle and fractured the lower part of his leg. Done for the season(obviously).

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 02:00 AM
Sending Rodgers back in here is just asking for trouble.

Giggles
10-09-2018, 04:53 AM
Sending Rodgers back in here is just asking for trouble.

:cool:

Ian
10-09-2018, 06:08 AM
Sounds like a couple of Keenum's turnovers were pretty ugly but otherwise reads like there were a good number of positives for Denver and hopefully last night was indicative of better things this year from the o-line to help everything else on the offense go better.

Dan
10-09-2018, 06:49 AM
How about this Khalil Mack guy Oakland? Bet you wish you’d drafted him.

niko_cee
10-09-2018, 07:43 AM
Fairly epic bottle job by Chicago.

Dan
10-09-2018, 08:54 AM
More London tickets on sale in 5mins if anyone’s interested

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 09:01 AM
No one to go with means I miss out.

wullie
10-09-2018, 09:02 AM
I'm hopefully getting a Seahawks ticket sorted out for me now, glad it's moved to Wembley.

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 09:27 AM
Someone in our league decided last minute they'd go so I'm trying, but in a queue and nearly 30 mins after they went on sale I think it's a lost cause.

Dan
10-09-2018, 09:28 AM
Just got Raiders tickets but looks like the Eagles ones are gone (at least the ones under £100)

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 09:39 AM
Tickets for both other games still there.

Looks like it's one of them or bust.

Dan
10-09-2018, 09:46 AM
I’ve got one for the other two, but you’re looking at £200 plus for Eagles/Jags somewhere like Viagogo if you want to go to that one.

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 09:53 AM
Yeah tell me about it. Just can't justify it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 10:41 AM
Shame I couldn't stay up until the end, Jesus.

Giggles
10-09-2018, 12:17 PM
I had my first chance this year but I couldn't stomach staying in London for one of them. I think I'd much rather see a game in the US anyway as it must be weird at Wembley with fans from all teams there.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 12:24 PM
It is a bit strange but it's a cracking atmosphere.

phonics
10-09-2018, 02:41 PM
I know it's obvious but this is a hilarious stat.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dmsr_dPX4Aky7-A.jpg

Pleb
10-09-2018, 02:46 PM
In before Cleveland goes 0-15-1.

Ian
10-09-2018, 04:36 PM
I had my first chance this year but I couldn't stomach staying in London for one of them. I think I'd much rather see a game in the US anyway as it must be weird at Wembley with fans from all teams there.

You know when you get the World Cup games where neither team has that big a following there but everybody's having a good time and it's just a good, fun atmosphere? It's that. And if you're there as a neutral there's no reason to really care that the fans aren't trying to drown out the opposing QB or whatever. I've never not enjoyed my visits.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 04:48 PM
You know when you get the World Cup games where neither team has that big a following there but everybody's having a good time and it's just a good, fun atmosphere? It's that. And if you're there as a neutral there's no reason to really care that the fans aren't trying to drown out the opposing QB or whatever. I've never not enjoyed my visits.

Yeah.

I find it more enjoyable than football matches as I was always scared when I was a kid that I'd get my head caved in if I said the wrong thing to the wrong person. Would never have actually happened but I always presumed the worst.

Ian
10-09-2018, 05:13 PM
Football matches can have a nasty atmosphere. Meanwhile I was at Murrayfield sat amongst Scots for a Calcutta Cup game that Scotland won and had a great time. And when the whistle went at the end all the people me and my dad had been dishing abuse back to just went "Och it's fine lads, you're batter us at Twickenham next near." Even partisan crowds are fine in many sports. Dunno if the big Murican ones are that way or if they're shit like football.

Giggles
10-09-2018, 05:21 PM
Is it not weirdly muted when someone scores or does someone end up shouting for a team?

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 05:42 PM
There was big support in the Jags game last year.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 09:32 PM
Kenneth Dixon with a TD :alan:

It's his season.

And now perhaps it's not.

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I'd imagine he goes on IR (or they just decide to cut him) and we call up either Edwards or Turner who are both on our practice squad who were great in the pre-season.

Ian
10-09-2018, 09:36 PM
Even neutrals want to see a score. And usually pick a side even if it doesn't result in a typical home/away atmosphere.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 10:37 PM
They also will appreciate good plays.

Going back to the Jags/Ravens game there was a huge cheer round the stadium when Corey Grant had a huge run with the fake punt.

Although it was good for the seethe from 3 Ravens fans sitting right in front of me (they had come from Baltimore), they left early and one took a walk round the stadium after the Jags first two scores. I think I was the only Ravens fan (visible wearing a shirt) in my block at the end of the game.

thommo
10-09-2018, 11:13 PM
Darnold following in the footsteps of Famous there. :D

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 11:14 PM
Wow Darnold.

Please get better than that quickly. I need Stafford scoring these points.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 11:29 PM
Forgot there was an earlier game.

Sam Darnlold.

I love Jets QBs.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 11:31 PM
Jeremy Hill is out for the season with a torn ACL.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 11:37 PM
If that's a catch then I'm irresistible to women.

Even in real time you could see it moving all over the shop.

Gray Fox
10-09-2018, 11:39 PM
Jeremy Hill is out for the season with a torn ACL.

It's time for Sexy Rexy.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-09-2018, 11:40 PM
Well I guess I should expect to find a wife any day soon.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 12:01 AM
That was brilliant by Golladay after the interception.

Gray Fox
11-09-2018, 01:10 AM
That shot Stafford took seems to have woken him up.

Gray Fox
11-09-2018, 01:20 AM
And he's back asleep. Fucks sake.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 01:29 AM
He's going to be dead by the end of this if they don't take him out.

He's done, Fox.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 01:32 AM
Woof.

Jets are slapping Detroit hard.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 01:37 AM
Stafford :lol:

thommo
11-09-2018, 01:38 AM
Would never have predicted this after Darnold's first pass.

Gray Fox
11-09-2018, 01:39 AM
https://i.imgur.com/TKO4oaP.jpg

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 01:47 AM
Going to be riots in Detroit.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 01:50 AM
Not so easy when you're not standing next to Brady and Belichick it seems.

Gray Fox
11-09-2018, 08:13 AM
It seemed like every time Stafford got hit it knocked more skill out of him.

phonics
11-09-2018, 05:37 PM
Can anyone explain the Browns thing to me by the way?

I understand that Cleveland isn't a big market (yet big enough to have a team in every sport) so won't get the best players but how do you manage to be so consistently bad in a sport that rewards being total dogshit. Not winning an opening game in 14 years seems like madness to an outsider.

Giggles
11-09-2018, 05:40 PM
Can anyone explain the Browns thing to me by the way?

I understand that Cleveland isn't a big market (yet big enough to have a team in every sport) so won't get the best players but how do you manage to be so consistently bad in a sport that rewards being total dogshit. Not winning an opening game in 14 years is madness.

You'll get who you want in the NFL if you pay. They've been held back by bad coaching and management but I suppose it is a bit of an oddity that you keep hiring idiots.

phonics
11-09-2018, 05:42 PM
You'll get who you want in the NFL if you pay. They've been held back by bad coaching and management but I suppose it is a bit of an oddity that you keep hiring idiots.

So basically the owner is a moron who keeps hiring crappy GMs and Coaches?

edit: Oh he made all his money from oil. Now it makes sense.

Giggles
11-09-2018, 05:45 PM
So basically the owner is a moron who keeps hiring crappy GMs and Coaches?

edit: Oh he made all his money from oil. Now it makes sense.

They've had a long run of buffoons but there must be something about the place too They're basically a new team since 1999 (The Ravens are the original Browns) and they've drafted some shockers in their 19 years.

The current owner is fairly new. When they came back in 99 they were owned by that lad that had Aston Villa iirc.

Edit - actually, the original owners son bought villa and owned the browns after he died.

phonics
11-09-2018, 06:00 PM
TBF the Cavaliers are also a massive joke outside of drafting LeBron so maybe there's something in the water.

Giggles
11-09-2018, 06:03 PM
TBF the Cavaliers are also a massive joke outside of drafting LeBron so maybe there's something in the water.

Problem with the NFL is that there's never a 100% sure thing in a draft like James was in the NBA, plus you need more than the one to make a team up. They have missed so many times though.

phonics
11-09-2018, 06:16 PM
Problem with the NFL is that there's never a 100% sure thing in a draft like James was in the NBA, plus you need more than the one to make a team up. They have missed so many times though.

Yeah I got in an argument with someone recently who said a #1 draft in NFL is a quicker way to turn your franchise around than than NBA, he wouldn't hear me out but I definitely called him a retard repeatedly.

John
11-09-2018, 06:20 PM
The degree to which they've muffed up some of the drafts over the years is hilarious. Two years ago they took a guy in the first round who they just traded for a sixth round pick, and the team who took him then cut him.

He's just signed for the Patriots though so watch as he makes twenty TD catches.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 06:21 PM
Didn't help that for 2 years they employed Sashi Brown as their GM who was a lawyer.

They also couldn't draft a QB for shit although I think Baker Mayfield might finally break that curse.

Giggles
11-09-2018, 06:21 PM
Yeah I got in an argument with someone recently who said a #1 draft in NFL is a quicker way to turn your franchise around than than NBA, he wouldn't hear me out but I definitely called him a retard repeatedly.

Even the surest thing of all sure things in the last two decades (Andrew Luck) has largely been meh in the NFL.

Pleb
11-09-2018, 09:18 PM
Woof.

Jets are slapping Stafford hard.
Fixed.

Pleb
11-09-2018, 09:35 PM
That being said whoever was in the ESPN truck that evening/night could give no fucks when he/she flicked the switch to the Raiders/Rams game with 5 minutes of the fourth quarter left :D

Don't blame them really.

Dan
11-09-2018, 09:36 PM
Falcons season is over in the first week. They’ve lost Deion Jones to IR now.

Giggles
11-09-2018, 09:44 PM
No linebacker will ever make or break a team's season any more.

Dan
11-09-2018, 09:52 PM
No, but losing a star linebacker & safety, plus the offence still looking like a complete shambles, makes it pretty hard to get anywhere in the NFC. The defence is still pretty good, to be fair, although I feel like the drop from Jones to everyone else is massive.

The NFC South is Tampa’s for the taking as long as they don’t put Jameis back in.

Pleb
11-09-2018, 09:54 PM
Dan are we getting out of our division alive? :baz:

Gray Fox
11-09-2018, 10:02 PM
No, but losing a star linebacker & safety, plus the offence still looking like a complete shambles, makes it pretty hard to get anywhere in the NFC. The defence is still pretty good, to be fair, although I feel like the drop from Jones to everyone else is massive.

The NFC South is Tampa’s for the taking as long as they don’t put Jameis back in.

The run game really opened up for the Eagles after their injuries. It's what got us the win.

We now roll into Tampa and we'll really see what Fitzmagic can do. If he's even half that good going forward they'd be thick as fuck to put Famous Jameis back in.

phonics
11-09-2018, 10:03 PM
I've enjoyed listening to an American sports podcast over the summer but now footballs back it's all football so I need a quick refresh.

Wide/Inside Receiver = the guy the QB throws to?
Offensive lineman = The guy that stops the QB getting sacked?
Full back = No fucking idea but apparently they're irrelevant in the modern game anyway?

Plus: How much does the guy that's only job is to punt the ball get paid? That seems like a nice job to have.

Giggles
11-09-2018, 10:07 PM
I've enjoyed listening to an American sports podcast over the summer but now footballs back it's all football so I need a quick refresh.

Wide/Inside Receiver = the guy the QB throws to?
Offensive lineman = The guy that stops the QB getting sacked?
Full back = No fucking idea but apparently they're irrelevant in the modern game anyway?

Plus: How much does the guy that's only job is to punt the ball get paid? That seems like a nice job to have.

Full back is is normally lined up behind the QB in front of the running back and the main job is the run ahead of the running back to lead block for him. They'd also on occasion catch a pass or run themselves in short yardage situations as they're normally fairly stocky. As teams have gone towards more passing with 3 and 4 receivers they've become expendable for the most part.

You're right on the receivers. Tight ends are are also receivers that are larger and have more blocking duties too.

Linemen correct too. They protect the QB on pass plays and open holes for backs on running plays.

Giggles
11-09-2018, 10:09 PM
Punters range from around half a million a year to 4 million a year, but contracts are very strange in the NFL.

Here's the punter salaries for 2018.

https://overthecap.com/position/punter/

phonics
11-09-2018, 10:10 PM
Oh yeah that was the other thing, Running Back? Is a running back just a receiver that comes from the pack?

And how the fuck does the passing rule work because I saw someone hike it to a QB who passed it to someone else who threw it long. That's like NFL Street shit to me.


Punters range from around half a million a year to 4 million a year, but contracts are very strange in the NFL.

Here's the punter salaries for 2018.

https://overthecap.com/position/punter/


Half a mil for 10 minutes work a month and you don't even get brain damage out of it :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 10:12 PM
Falcons season is over in the first week. They’ve lost Deion Jones to IR now.

Jesus, he's one of the best coverage linebackers in the league.

Gray Fox
11-09-2018, 10:14 PM
You can pass forwards up to the line of scrimmage and anyone is allowed to do so. Once beyond the line, you may only make a Lateral, which is backwards in order to give the ball intentionally to someone else.

The play you refer to is called the Fleaflicker. The QB has to pass the ball backwards in order for the RB or WR to then throw it forwards. The downside is if a backwards pass is not caught, it's counted as a fumble and fair game for the defence to go and grab it.

Giggles
11-09-2018, 10:15 PM
Oh yeah that was the other thing, Running Back? Is a running back just a receiver that comes from the pack?

And how the fuck does the passing rule work because I saw someone hike it to a QB who passed it to someone else who threw it long. That's like NFL Street shit to me.




Half a mil for 10 minutes work a month and you don't even get brain damage out of it :drool:

Running backs main job is to take a handoff from the QB and run the ball. They can also catch passes too. Catching is more common these days so you'll see RB's ranked more in total yards than just running yards.

Passing is one forward pass allowed per play so if the QB passes it backwards then the player who catches it can throw it forward (so long as they're beind the line they started from in the first place). It's rare though and normally used as a trick to fool a defense. A player that catches a forward pass can also pass it backwards but that's very rare too.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 10:18 PM
Oh yeah that was the other thing, Running Back? Is a running back just a receiver that comes from the pack?

And how the fuck does the passing rule work because I saw someone hike it to a QB who passed it to someone else who threw it long. That's like NFL Street shit to me.




Half a mil for 10 minutes work a month and you don't even get brain damage out of it :drool:
You did if Sean Taylor was around:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/13pan8G2NkPbs4/giphy.gif

It was also in the pro bowl (all-star game) where any sort of tackle is pretty much banned.

Gray Fox
11-09-2018, 10:18 PM
This is quite possibly the greatest use of the lateral ever, by one of the top 2 receivers to ever take the field.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8o--gh5R98

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-09-2018, 10:20 PM
Ed Reed loved a lateral, this was probably his best:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB21lXIV2zc

John
12-09-2018, 10:52 AM
Going back to the Browns, I heard last night that the Quarterback with the most wins in their home stadium since it opened in 1999 is Ben Roethlisberger. :lol:

bruhnaldo
12-09-2018, 01:35 PM
The Titans Vs Dolphins is now the longest game of all time.

What happens if they can't finish it?

I went to the game lol what a long ass day. Then having to drive back to Orlando after was miserable.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-09-2018, 01:41 PM
Keenan Reynolds has been added to the Seahawks 53 man roster.

Foe
12-09-2018, 05:23 PM
That the old navy Qb?

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-09-2018, 05:42 PM
Yep.

Doug Baldwin will be out for about 4 weeks so called him up.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-09-2018, 10:21 PM
And now perhaps it's not.

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I'd imagine he goes on IR (or they just decide to cut him) and we call up either Edwards or Turner who are both on our practice squad who were great in the pre-season.

And he's been placed on IR with De'Lance Turner getting the call up.

Dan
13-09-2018, 05:15 PM
Just seen this: 1039565534399012864

Admittedly it was a designed screen, but it still looks horrible.

John
13-09-2018, 05:39 PM
There's a gif a bit further down in the replies. It closes up pretty quickly but he really should be hitting him there. He ends up throwing to someone off the left of the screen.

Giggles
13-09-2018, 05:43 PM
The replies make you sad for the world.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-09-2018, 11:22 PM
RGIII again a healthy inactive. Just trade him for some magic beans, call up someone like Cyrus Jones from our practice squad and be done with it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-09-2018, 11:33 PM
Our pass rush is going to fist Dalton tonight.

They struggled to block the Colts on Sunday and they've got fuck all for pass rush.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:28 AM
That looked like he tucked that and should be a fumble from butterfingers Green.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 12:31 AM
Is this, National drop the ball day?

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 12:34 AM
Okay he didn't drop that.

Flacco :p

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:34 AM
Flacco is a mong.

Not a pick by Weddle but it was close.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 12:37 AM
This is going be some shitfest by the looks of these opening few minutes.

Get Lemar in!

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:39 AM
Mosley carted off, fucking hell.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:40 AM
:uhoh:

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:42 AM
Seahawks have signed Mychal Kendricks on a 1 year deal.

Wonder how long they'll have him until he's in a cell.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 12:50 AM
Ravens are so horrible to watch on offence.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:51 AM
Our O-Line looks shaky as fuck tonight and Flacco is playing like he did last season.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 12:55 AM
Wow.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:56 AM
We really need to put Marlon Humphrey on AJ Green and not Tavon Young.

Young is great as a slot corner and not a shutdown man to man one.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 12:57 AM
All this is missing is Ross burning you for an 80 yarder.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:59 AM
Our offensive line is fucking sleeping tonight.

Skura and Alex Lewis are getting bullied.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 01:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 01:13 AM
Fuck AJ Green.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 01:16 AM
Yeah I've heard that Green guy is good. Maybe they should cover him.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 01:18 AM
Yeah I've heard that Green guy is good. Maybe they should cover him.

Usually Jimmy Smith locks him down.

Shame he was a dick to his girlfriend.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 01:20 AM
I love John Brown.

Triple fucking covered and he somehow grabs it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 01:22 AM
Just stop putting Lamar Jackson in ffs.

These gadget plays aren't working for dick.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 01:26 AM
It is becoming a bit of a joke now. Either put him in as QB or leave it.

Nice bit of shit officiating to get the Ravens a score.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 01:31 AM
Soon just looking at a QB will result in a flag.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 01:51 AM
Flacco just throwing at the ground now.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 01:52 AM
Flacco continuing to steal a living.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 01:54 AM
Pass interference? Lads.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 02:03 AM
That was a nice catch by Andrews.

ANDREWS not Anderson you fucking nonce, Aikman.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 02:04 AM
Refs trying their best to keep the Ravens in this.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 02:06 AM
Refs trying their best to keep the Ravens in this.

No, they're just shit.

Look at the Judon roughing the passer call.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 02:27 AM
Bone bruise for Mosley apparently. Could be out for 3 weeks or so.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 03:36 AM
Well that was shit.

Only positives were probably Andrews, Brown, Collins and Kenny Young. Our pass rush, secondary, O-Line and Flacco were all mince.

Giggles
14-09-2018, 04:20 AM
Our pass rush is going to fist Dalton tonight.

They struggled to block the Colts on Sunday and they've got fuck all for pass rush.

:harold:

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 11:53 AM
:harold:

Indeed.

Never mind sacks, they didn't even get pressure on the ginger wanker. I really don't know what was going on.

Hopefully it's a case of just 'Thursday games are shit' or something because that was troubling.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 12:15 PM
I wonder if it's Flacco that's causing the shite the Ravens often produce or if it's Harbaugh. The Superbowl year was great but they have a .500 record since. 2 play-off chokes right at the end of the final game lately too.

Maybe it's time for a change?

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:19 PM
There will be a change if he doesn't make the playoffs.

This is his make or break year.

Gray Fox
14-09-2018, 12:21 PM
Flacco or Harbaugh?

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-09-2018, 12:31 PM
Harbaugh.

Flacco is gone no matter what I feel. This will be the first time that we can cut him without crippling the team with dead money.

https://overthecap.com/player/joe-flacco/1383

We'd do a lot better cutting him the following season but I think they'll just roll with Loomar next year and be done with it.

Giggles
15-09-2018, 11:01 AM
What games are in Sky tomorrow? Game Pass are doing the blackouts this year.

Foe
15-09-2018, 11:17 AM
Steelers chiefs, jags pats and cowboys Giants.

Giggles
15-09-2018, 11:22 AM
Happy days, cheers.

I think the blackout is only for 6pm and 9pm. All the TNF, SNF, and MNF are ok.

Foe
15-09-2018, 01:21 PM
Really annoying that espn can't be assed to show the whole 3 hours of college game day. That's twice in three weeks is been partially papped.

John
15-09-2018, 01:30 PM
They'll be using it as a time filler. Anything more popular than under fourteen sailing will outperform college helmetball here.

Dan
15-09-2018, 05:01 PM
Some proper college football tackling on that TD from Iowa State :D

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Looking forward to Auburn/LSU, Alabama/Ole Miss & Ohio State/TCU tonight, although I have no idea which ones I'll watch.

Foe
15-09-2018, 05:10 PM
Some proper college football tackling on that TD from Iowa State :D

Looking forward to Auburn/LSU, Alabama/Ole Miss & Ohio State/TCU tonight, although I have no idea which ones I'll watch.

This Oklahoma team doesn't seem as complete as last year.

Looking forward to the auburn/lsu game. Would love to watch the Ohio state game but it's on the wrong channel and bt have a habit of cutting the end of games.

Must be odd being a college qb with a fuck load of baseball money sitting there on the table. He's like a little gadget running back though, he's so fast.

Foe
15-09-2018, 07:50 PM
Solid start by auburn. Throwing a pick on about the third play. This is probably the best LSU team I've seen in the few years I've watched college football. And they don't have a stud like fournette or guice

Dan
15-09-2018, 08:58 PM
They've run all over Auburn in the first half, and while there's no beast RB, they do look to have a couple of good ones. It also probably helps that they have a decent QB for once. Auburn do look to be coming back into it though, so we should have a good second half.

Sir Andy Mahowry
15-09-2018, 08:59 PM
Just stuck LSU/Auburn on, decent game thus far?