Wife cheating on you? Become a club 18-30 rep! Nevermind the kid, she can look after herself now.
Generally the best solution to difficult situations is to run off to The Pitcairn Islands or whatever
Mert must think I'm a high profile partner in a City corporate law firm and not a phone line tester.
Whiteness is a strong indicator of status / competence in ethnic countries. You could be a bartender / musician / branch out into tourism. Get affiliated with a well established company, demonstrate competence, lateral into a reasonable management job back in the UK after a few years.
It's my backup plan if I ever go through a bad divorce / something goes wrong with my life plan.
Tourism in Greece?
That would work but I assume there would be issues with Brexit?
Tourism in Turkey![]()
https://youtu.be/4NFv5IGP2uA
I figured that would be Mert's back up plan.
Reality vs expectation.
https://youtu.be/WYX0sjP6Za8
I know it's not really in the spirit of the community, but I genuinely feel really sad for you MJ.![]()
Me too MJ, sorry to hear about your situation in case I hadn't made that clear.
Sounds like Mert's got himself a cuck. Looks like a really shit situation that's been brewing for a while and seems irreversible. Rough.
It was probably you that asked her back to your flat.
If you're not pretty rich / high status male / lusted after by your secretaries by the time you have kids with your wife, you're fucked. You have 0 leverage in the situation.
I don't want to kick a geezer when he's down, but I'm going to anyway. All of this has boiled over because she rolled in at 4:30am on a girls night out?
Er, what?
Stick some PS4 on, stick a movie on or, I don't know, wank yourself silly to your murder porn all night and revel in the peace and quiet. Why are you making a song and dance over her not pandering to your text message needs? Fucking grow a set and stop being so needy. I know this whole thing is bigger than just this one night but if arguments can kick off as easily as this then you may as well pack up and give in now because you've got no chance in the long run.
Another one incapable of reading.
Sounds like MJ needs to lend his book to his wife.
Remember a) he's married to a Chinese, who was conditioned from birth never to disagree with a man; and b) he's still letting her move him to China roflmao
How I am perceived in America:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_ethnic
Funnily enough where I come from 'Martin' sounds like 'Mertin'.
Surely that should be Mertineh.
Is what acceptable? That she goes out for a night out with her mates and comes back a little late? As long as it's not recurring, it's fine as a one-off.
Lol at Lewis knowing zero of the details. The wife wanted to apply for a green card here until I suggested moving to China. Pipe down.
Have you done it, then? Moved to China?
Moving this summer. Can't believe I've lived in Murica for 6 years now. I'll be sad to leave when it comes to it because I've come to love DC, but it's time to move on. I think I'll be back in future, who knows.
What's happened since, @Magic?
I'm a twit
Where are you originally from 7om?
Is your wife Chinese? I'm missing the context here.