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John Arne
17-04-2024, 08:06 PM
https://the.streameast.app/soccer/manchester-city-real-madrid/36894231

Waffdon
17-04-2024, 08:23 PM
Arsenal just like on Sunday an utter disgrace this second half

Bernanke
17-04-2024, 08:28 PM
No way Real manages this for another 30.

Adramelch
17-04-2024, 08:31 PM
Isn't that kind of their thing lately?

John Arne
17-04-2024, 08:41 PM
The commentator thinks it's ironic that Man City are trying to become the first side since Forest to win back-to-back European Cups, when Forest won the second one at the home of Real Madrid. Is their a more misused word in footballing commentary. Also, McManaman is so dull.

phonics
17-04-2024, 08:42 PM
They’re just that bit better than us. Game over.

igor_balis
17-04-2024, 08:47 PM
That missed corner from the officials is absolutely amazing

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-04-2024, 08:53 PM
Arsenal refusing to go direct is pretty lol.

Edit: That corner :lol:

Waffdon
17-04-2024, 08:54 PM
That corner from Saka sums him up.

Yevrah
17-04-2024, 08:55 PM
I flicked over to see the build up to the corner and then that happened.

Back in Manchester, I fancy Madrid to snatch this.

Waffdon
17-04-2024, 08:57 PM
Winning at the Allianz isn’t for everyone phonics

Manc
17-04-2024, 08:57 PM
Madrid unable to string a couple of passes together. Embarrassing really.

Yevrah
17-04-2024, 09:02 PM
Back in Manchester, I fancy Madrid to snatch this.

Although now the lummox is off and Alvarez on I'm not so sure.

John Arne
17-04-2024, 09:05 PM
I fancy an Akanji header from a corner.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-04-2024, 09:08 PM
Madrid on pens.

phonics
17-04-2024, 09:11 PM
Nor is being in mid table for multiple years.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-04-2024, 09:12 PM
Lunin to make two saves in the shootout.

Ben
17-04-2024, 09:13 PM
How bad must Kepa have been for this wally to get a sustained run in between the sticks?

Adramelch
17-04-2024, 09:16 PM
Wasn't he a complete liability last season for Chelsea? It's not that much of a stretch. I guess between two shit ones, they'd rather play the one they actually own.

Jimmy Floyd
17-04-2024, 09:23 PM
This is a pivotal struggle. The old pair dumped out by PSG and City in successive nights will not go down well in the entitled world of Spanish duopoly football.

Don
17-04-2024, 09:24 PM
Are Villa gonna be able to save Spurs' CL spot if City go out here?

Adramelch
17-04-2024, 09:33 PM
Somewhat unlikely but not impossible by any means. Especially if West Ham and Liverpool grab a draw/win tomorrow (even if they don't go through).

Waffdon
17-04-2024, 09:37 PM
Militão to miss a penalty

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-04-2024, 09:41 PM
Just retire lad.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-04-2024, 09:42 PM
Silva :lol:

Adramelch
17-04-2024, 09:43 PM
That might just be one of the worst penalties you'll see at that level.

Boydy
17-04-2024, 09:43 PM
More keepers should just stay in the middle for shootouts. You'd probably save at least one.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-04-2024, 09:44 PM
Lunin to make two saves in the shootout.

Well then.

Yevrah
17-04-2024, 09:44 PM
That might just be one of the worst penalties you'll see at that level.

Yep. It was so bad. He's basically passed it to Lunin.

Waffdon
17-04-2024, 09:44 PM
Can’t believe they let Kovacic take a penalty :D

Danny
17-04-2024, 09:44 PM
Lunin to make two saves in the shootout.

:uhoh:

niko_cee
17-04-2024, 09:45 PM
Was going to say after the first pen that it didn't look like Lunin would save anything.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-04-2024, 09:46 PM
Ederson :cool:

That was class.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-04-2024, 09:47 PM
Madrid on pens.


Lunin to make two saves in the shootout.

Thank you.

Boydy
17-04-2024, 09:47 PM
He scored like but having your keeper take a crucial penalty is insane.

niko_cee
17-04-2024, 09:48 PM
Cracking 5th pens.

Oh well, that's the football season entirely over.

Shindig
17-04-2024, 09:48 PM
Gateshead spaffed their game in hand so probably have to got he distance in the play-offs if they want to go up. I see Iron Mike Williamson has play-offs of his own to deal with. Good for him. Nice to see an ex-Gateshead manager actually move up the ranks.

John Arne
17-04-2024, 09:48 PM
Silva's pen :D

Yevrah
17-04-2024, 09:49 PM
I'm not sure how Steve McMananananaman figures that Real Madrid were second best tonight. I read the score as 1-1, with the Spanish side leading for most of the match and I've just seen them win on penalties.

Waffdon
17-04-2024, 09:50 PM
Mbappe v Madrid in the final you’d hope.

Shindig
17-04-2024, 09:52 PM
They really miss Cole Palmer's penalties.

Gray Fox
17-04-2024, 09:56 PM
2 weeks ago England had that 5th place spot locked up.
I love this game.

Jimmy Floyd
17-04-2024, 10:09 PM
Oh well, that's the football season entirely over.

Yep. To the Euros!

Gray Fox
17-04-2024, 10:13 PM
Hold fire lads. Coventry in the cup still has a chance to rescue this.

Waffdon
17-04-2024, 10:18 PM
Arsenal losing means they’re not in the prestigious club World Cup thing next year. Salzburg take their place instead.

Chelsea and City are englands representatives. Massive

Danny
18-04-2024, 12:20 AM
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Baz
18-04-2024, 05:47 AM
Renford Rejects :drool:

Kikó
18-04-2024, 05:51 AM
Thank you Tuchel and Ancelotti for your services.

thommo
18-04-2024, 06:34 AM
I don't really have a problem with Bernardo Silva's penalty. If the keeper dives (which he will 95%+ of the time), everyone says he's so calm for going down the middle. Lunin must have done some swotting and seen that staying central was the way to go for him.

niko_cee
18-04-2024, 08:00 AM
Isn't the point of those hit it down the middle ones to wait for the keeper to move and if he doesn't use your high level professional footballer skills to kick it towards the corner? Bit like Bellingham. Anything at all off centre is practically unsaveable unless the 'keeper dives/makes a preemptive move, and vice versa for the diving 'keeper shot down the middle. Foden's penalty clearly the way to go, can't wait for him to stutter and miss tamely for England in the summer.

Boydy
18-04-2024, 09:29 AM
Just write keeper, Niko.

Ian
18-04-2024, 10:02 AM
The correct way to take a penalty is to Pressman it into the top corner.

niko_cee
18-04-2024, 11:06 AM
Just write keeper, Niko.

:D

That contraction bugs me without the apostrophe, although not so much as to have to resort to goalie.

Boydy
18-04-2024, 11:11 AM
My brain can't parse the apostrophe at the start of a word. It starts scanning ahead looking for the end of the quote.

niko_cee
18-04-2024, 11:25 AM
I see the BBC has a greatest Liverpool comebacks piece on the go. Some good memories in there. That 2005 team was so crap by modern super team standards. A better time.

Mellor's golden week or whatever it was.

Lofty
18-04-2024, 11:25 AM
Arsenal losing means they’re not in the prestigious club World Cup thing next year. Salzburg take their place instead.

Chelsea and City are englands representatives. Massive

They definitely both won't be crying about these additional fixtures when they come round.

niko_cee
18-04-2024, 11:27 AM
Isn't that tournament going to have to essentially replace pre-season for the participants?

No more FA Cup replays though, so it's good to see the authorities are still focusing on the important things.

Waffdon
18-04-2024, 11:33 AM
They definitely both won't be crying about these additional fixtures when they come round.

The guaranteed money is obscene. It’s better to be in it than not be in it.

Ben
18-04-2024, 11:41 AM
Isn't that tournament going to have to essentially replace pre-season for the participants?

No more FA Cup replays though, so it's good to see the authorities are still focusing on the important things.

Last night's game summed it up. Champions League QF extra time, this is when you really need your top players to make it through.

However, you've got Man City without De Bruyne and Haaland on the pitch at the end. Real without Vinicius and Rodrygo, and Bellingham is out on his feet.

These are the moments you want the best of the best going at each other but instead ET was dogshit with one team playing for penalties and the other not having a fucking clue how to get through a six-man defence because they had their second string on the field.

But they were popping off Al-Hilal 9-0 in a mickey mouse competition a few months ago which balances it all out.

Luke Emia
18-04-2024, 11:48 AM
What seems to be mental about this World Club Cup is that three of your biggest draws in terms of fans Barcelona, United & Liverpool aren't included even though they are all in the top 12 of the continent co-efficient's but RB Salzburg are? You would think with the best will in the world FIFA would be trying to get those teams in from an eyeballs on the competition viewpoint and there is a way for them to do it as well.

Yevrah
18-04-2024, 11:52 AM
How have Salzburg made it? I haven't yet explored how this nonsense works on FM.

Adramelch
18-04-2024, 11:54 AM
How have Salzburg made it? I haven't yet explored how this nonsense works on FM.

There's a limit of two per country (with exceptions for CL winners or some such). It also uses FIFA's ranking system instead of UEFA's, whatever difference that makes.

To be clear, Arsenal going through yesterday wouldn't mean they would qualify for the competition. They would still have to win the CL for that to happen.

Jimmy Floyd
18-04-2024, 12:40 PM
No more FA Cup replays is an obscenely bad decision. Fucking everything up for the vast majority so that about 5 managers stop whining about fixture congestion.

You also have to remember (vis a vis tiring players) that high press football is a choice, not a necessity. You want De Bruyne on the park at 115 minutes in a quarter-final second leg, don't make him hare about all season.

niko_cee
18-04-2024, 12:44 PM
Managers whose teams are also very rarely actually taken to replays.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-04-2024, 12:57 PM
It's going to see a lot of smaller clubs really struggle financially.

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 12:59 PM
They've also just canned the Premier League winter break. So now we know why the replays went away.

-james-
18-04-2024, 01:06 PM
No more FPL blank/double game weeks from 5th/6th round cup postponements. :cry:

Ben
18-04-2024, 01:24 PM
Hard to see how this all works out for the best if the PL clubs aren't forced to prop up the pyramid significantly.

niko_cee
18-04-2024, 01:30 PM
They'll just keep promising Rick Parry that the offer is in the post for the next 20 years until everyone else has died.

mo
18-04-2024, 05:14 PM
A giant middle finger to all clubs outside the premier league. The gap is already a chasm and this just widens it. Cunts.

Manc
18-04-2024, 05:33 PM
It definitely makes more sense to just scrap the League Cup.

Don
18-04-2024, 05:49 PM
Most entertaining European tie of the week incoming :drool:

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 05:50 PM
I'm surprised scrapping the League cup hasn't been seriously suggested. Most of the time the bigger clubs don't care unless they draw a rival team or until they get to the semi-final. A shame but the FA cup has been going the same way.


Never realised Atalanta's stadium was so small. It's really.nice, but only 22,000.

Away end is straight out of the 90's.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLdt08UWAAI_G59?format=jpg&name=large

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 06:03 PM
Almost the strongest possible team from Klopp. If they can nab an early goal you could make them nervous. They did however have the perfect game plan last week which would work perfectly here. I just hope we don't concede in the first 10 mins again and kill all interest in it.

Yevrah
18-04-2024, 06:03 PM
There must be some weird hold it has over English football for it still to exist.

niko_cee
18-04-2024, 06:06 PM
There must be some weird hold it has over English football for it still to exist.

What? The FA Cup?

Yevrah
18-04-2024, 06:10 PM
The League Cup. It's bollocks.

niko_cee
18-04-2024, 06:18 PM
You can probably thank the creation of the premier league for that. All competitions now exist for the benefit of/to sustain their sanctioning body, and that's the EFL's thing.

Yevrah
18-04-2024, 06:26 PM
The FA Cup is still crap, but I wouldn't for one minute consider binning it off.

Shindig
18-04-2024, 06:30 PM
I wouldn't scrap the League Cup either. It's part of the fabric of English football.

Yevrah
18-04-2024, 06:32 PM
When was the last time England had no clubs in the semi's of any European competition?

Adramelch
18-04-2024, 06:39 PM
When was the last time England had no clubs in the semi's of any European competition?

I was looking at that earlier and it's not as far back as I initially thought. Like 10-ish years or so.

EDIT: 2014-15 in fact.

Yevrah
18-04-2024, 06:42 PM
Surprising. I thought we'd be looking at the days of 'fgn' and 'asm'.

Adramelch
18-04-2024, 06:44 PM
That particular season England had no teams in the quarters either.

I guess it was that transitional period after Ferguson but before Klopp/Pep.

Waffdon
18-04-2024, 06:57 PM
Surprised Liverpool even bothered with a full strength side. Should be plenty goals anyway.

They only need city to draw 1 game to be back in it. And city never beat spurs away

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 07:08 PM
Oh hello.

Shindig
18-04-2024, 07:08 PM
High-line Spurs might be a different story.

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 07:11 PM
It's just the way they play, mate.

Don
18-04-2024, 07:14 PM
Still starting the favela rat, presumably because a Jota injury really would kill any hopes but 90 mins in the tank for Trent and Ali can't be sniffed at.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-04-2024, 07:23 PM
Emi Martinez to do a Lunin and save 2.

Clunge
18-04-2024, 07:23 PM
S’il-vous-plait…

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-04-2024, 07:27 PM
Martinez :harold:

Bernanke
18-04-2024, 07:27 PM
Emi Martinez to do a Lunin and save 2.

Gonna get sent off after it as well.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-04-2024, 07:28 PM
What is the ref doing?

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-04-2024, 07:28 PM
Watkins will 100% miss after all this.

Bernanke
18-04-2024, 07:28 PM
lmfao or before it

Waffdon
18-04-2024, 07:28 PM
Martinez is amazing. Has the referee and the whole of the Lille crowd on his palm

-james-
18-04-2024, 07:29 PM
Has the ref forgotten to send him off? :|

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-04-2024, 07:30 PM
Has the ref forgotten to send him off? :|

Looked like he changed his mind.

Bernanke
18-04-2024, 07:31 PM
Probably thought it would be his first yellow.

-james-
18-04-2024, 07:33 PM
Yellows reset after extra time apparently. That's news to me.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-04-2024, 07:35 PM
Emi Martinez to do a Lunin and save 2.

Just call me The Oracle, lads.

Waffdon
18-04-2024, 07:36 PM
Some boy

Bernanke
18-04-2024, 07:38 PM
Glad I put that on for the shootout. Martinez. :cool:

Danny
18-04-2024, 07:39 PM
Just call me The Oracle, lads.

The Anti-Taz if will

Manc
18-04-2024, 07:40 PM
Salah. :facepalm:

Don
18-04-2024, 07:42 PM
I reckon the lad has done enough to secure the big money from the Arabs but my word this Ramadan really has taken its toll on the useless cunt.

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 08:19 PM
Jones, Salah and Diaz off for Elliott, Jota and Nunez please.

Waffdon
18-04-2024, 08:27 PM
Atalanta should be able to secure this on the break with a couple of fresh bodies on the pitch

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 08:32 PM
They've reverted to their game plan from last week now and it's working.

All we have are long balls that are being mopped up right now.

Manc
18-04-2024, 08:33 PM
Goe Jomez to the rescue.

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 08:35 PM
There's nobody going into the gap you'd see a number 10 in.

That's letting Atalanta press up at will with our only outlet being hoofing it over the top.

Don
18-04-2024, 08:36 PM
The day I see the Hairy Hungarian go off and us get any sort of positive from it will be the day. Fucking idotic nazi, literally died on our arse as soon as that triple change happened.

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 08:39 PM
3 goals for Atalanta coming right up.

Manc
18-04-2024, 08:41 PM
This is propely pathetic.

Don
18-04-2024, 08:45 PM
Fucking retarded. At least go long, you thickos.

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 08:46 PM
All this is missing is Goe Jomez firing one into row z late on in injury time.

Waffdon
18-04-2024, 08:48 PM
Why are Liverpool just passing it about at the back? :lol:

Manc
18-04-2024, 08:54 PM
Best league in the world.

Don
18-04-2024, 08:59 PM
As grim as that game:

1780947127717228643

Gray Fox
18-04-2024, 09:14 PM
Yeah completely devoid of all ideas once Trent and Szobo went off. They pressed Mac Allister back into his own area so he had no chance.

I really hope the next manager bins off this bollocks of the fullback moving into midfield.

Manc
18-04-2024, 09:55 PM
Positionism taking a real battering this week.

Adramelch
18-04-2024, 09:55 PM
Not only has Bonucci been relegated to being subbed in on the 119th minute just to take a penalty, he ends up having by far the worst penalty of the lot.

Boydy
19-04-2024, 08:56 AM
1781229760120520709

Yevrah
19-04-2024, 09:02 AM
End me now.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-04-2024, 09:12 AM
What? I was thinking maybe Pardew.

wullie
19-04-2024, 09:17 AM
I was praying for Big Sam or Curbs, ended up even better than I was expecting. This is a crypto scam rather than a real thing though right

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-04-2024, 10:45 AM
Emi Martinez banned for the semi final first leg.

Baz
19-04-2024, 01:33 PM
You have to be a very committed space cadet to end up doing yourself any harm from ket, whereas coke can make your heart stop beating.

Lots are, it seems: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-68826392

randomlegend
19-04-2024, 05:32 PM
1781373723800445306

Fuck the title race, this is what we live for :drool:

Shindig
19-04-2024, 06:10 PM
Talks are still continuing? I thought that was wrapped up six months ago? :D

Ian
19-04-2024, 06:17 PM
You can't just cut short the transfer saga of the summer. Too much money and clicks in it.

:yawn:

Gray Fox
19-04-2024, 06:19 PM
Vitesse just got an 18 point deduction for financial issues in Holland. Mostly for being an operation under the control of Abramovich.

Shindig
19-04-2024, 06:22 PM
Minus points :drool:

-james-
20-04-2024, 07:10 AM
Lots are, it seems: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-68826392

I knew she'd be from Bristol before reading a word of that.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 03:22 PM
Silva, cucurella & Chalobah in a back 4 at Wembley.

City should score a fair few here. So should Chelsea, mind.

John Arne
20-04-2024, 04:18 PM
Poch starting an injured player :face:

Sir Andy Mahowry
20-04-2024, 04:23 PM
Jackson and Madueke weren't dropped? lol.

randomlegend
20-04-2024, 04:27 PM
Maguire is United's only fit centre back tomorrow, lol.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 04:32 PM
Two Chelsea corners both lead to city chances and corners. Why would have Gallagher on them and why would you leave no one back against these

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 04:35 PM
Seen enough of Silva already. Take him out. Everything is a shaky mess with his pace at the back.

Jackson’s dribbling though :drool:

Shindig
20-04-2024, 04:46 PM
That is braindead from Jackson. Get the shot off. :D

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 04:53 PM
Chelsea should really be able to get at Stones later in this game. Jackson has waltzed by him multiple times and he’s gassed already

niko_cee
20-04-2024, 05:01 PM
When was the last time Chelsea scored a goal at Wembley?

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 05:08 PM
Semi final in 2022 before the 0-0 disasterclass in the final.

I make it 2 goals (2018 v Man Utd & 2019 v Arsenal) in their last 8 finals though. Majority being 0-0.

Sir Andy Mahowry
20-04-2024, 05:24 PM
Jackson :lol:

Good to see the operation is still working.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 05:25 PM
Same shit every Wembley. So many chances and easy ones at that :D

randomlegend
20-04-2024, 05:26 PM
Jackson :lol:

Good to see the operation is still working.

No operation required, he's just a bad player.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 05:27 PM
He’s obviously got no composure but he’s quite obviously not a bad player

Sir Andy Mahowry
20-04-2024, 05:30 PM
Palmer desperate for a penalty, lol.

niko_cee
20-04-2024, 05:30 PM
His hand moves to the ball there.

Lucky that the 'natural position' was also the optimum hand blocking position.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 05:31 PM
That’s where VAR is a joke. At least give the corner. Oliver has had an absolute mare

Shindig
20-04-2024, 05:36 PM
It's a shame Jackson's the one body to look for on the counter.

Sir Andy Mahowry
20-04-2024, 05:39 PM
Shame Caicedo couldn't have gone in harder on Grealish there.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 05:40 PM
He needs to bring Sterling on here for Madueke and shift Gallagher and palmer to the right.

Ake is not even going forward and Madueke is still struggling to help gusto in 2v1s

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 05:46 PM
Make a fucking sub you dickhead

Sir Andy Mahowry
20-04-2024, 05:58 PM
Need a tissue, Waff?

Shindig
20-04-2024, 05:59 PM
That's the game.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 05:59 PM
Need a tissue, Waff?

You can’t be mad when it was always going to happen.

Lewis
20-04-2024, 06:13 PM
Proper team of mongs here. I'm not sure what the manager can do.

randomlegend
20-04-2024, 06:21 PM
He’s obviously got no composure but he’s quite obviously not a bad player

Composure an optional attribute for a good striker.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 06:23 PM
Played as a striker for about 12 months (and it shows)

Sir Andy Mahowry
20-04-2024, 06:25 PM
Probably shouldn't have spent so much money on him.

Waffdon
20-04-2024, 06:30 PM
He cost about 30m. Absolute pennies. The issue is relying on just him in his second season in a top league. Partly not helped by Nkunku turning into a cripple like the majority of the players you want on the pitch.

And now I’m going to have to put up with world class Saka claims again on Chelsea when he scores a pity hat trick to destroy any hopes of the mighty conference league

niko_cee
20-04-2024, 07:42 PM
I'm warming to Chelsea, they need a less divvy manager who will be as crazy as their general policies on most things though. Get RDZ in there.

Gray Fox
20-04-2024, 08:26 PM
Arsenal have been shite here but Wolves have had to pull in lads from the local park to make up the numbers. Tidy little finish from Odegaard to seal it though.

Gray Fox
20-04-2024, 08:49 PM
After the fall of Chelsea Loan Farm Compliance Team X yesterday, we've another 'surprising' relegation today.

Remember Turkish side Bursaspor? They won the Turkish League in 2010 and featured regularly in the Europa League through the 2010's. They've just been dumped into the 4th tier of Turkish football. Some bad financial management since the title saw them run up debts they could never pay back.

mo
21-04-2024, 01:10 PM
Amazed Shindig hasn’t posted this yet - Gateshead kicked out of play offs as their council won’t guarantee they’ll stay at their ground for the next ten years. Got to be up there with one of the weirder reasons for disqualification.

Ben
21-04-2024, 01:40 PM
Dyche looks ridiculous in a tracksuit.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 02:10 PM
Amazed Shindig hasn’t posted this yet - Gateshead kicked out of play offs as their council won’t guarantee they’ll stay at their ground for the next ten years. Got to be up there with one of the weirder reasons for disqualification.

That is fucking mental.

Lewis
21-04-2024, 02:12 PM
Fucking hell can Everton just go down.

niko_cee
21-04-2024, 02:13 PM
Last minute league meeting to agree to relegate 5 teams this year for an 18 team league going forward? They're unflushable in the 20 team format.

Shindig
21-04-2024, 02:35 PM
Amazed Shindig hasn’t posted this yet - Gateshead kicked out of play offs as their council won’t guarantee they’ll stay at their ground for the next ten years. Got to be up there with one of the weirder reasons for disqualification.

That's rotten. The council can't secure it because we've been wanting to secure land for our own ground for years. I don't think there's any alternatives, either. Kingston Park and St. James are used constantly and some place like Dunston's ground won't be up to code.

Manc
21-04-2024, 02:37 PM
What has happened to Luke Shaw?

Gray Fox
21-04-2024, 02:40 PM
What has happened to Luke Shaw?

He got injured and subbed off in a game. Then next game was started again and seemingly made it way worse and is out for the season.

Gray Fox
21-04-2024, 02:47 PM
Absolutely SEETHING.

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Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 02:50 PM
Fucking hell Rashford, just retire lad.

randomlegend
21-04-2024, 02:52 PM
Jim Ratcliffe doing more to communicate with the fans in a random 2 minute post-marathon interview than the Glazers have managed cumulatively in over a decade.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 02:54 PM
Feed the Sauce and he will score.

Lewis
21-04-2024, 03:06 PM
I think if you played McTominay as the ten and Fernandes as whatever McTominay thinks he is then the midfield would function better.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 03:16 PM
Easy this.

Spikey M
21-04-2024, 03:17 PM
Ouch Shinners.

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Jimmy Floyd
21-04-2024, 03:17 PM
That Greek needs to be chucked out of the country, and if Mark Clattenburg has to go with him then so be it.

John Arne
21-04-2024, 03:38 PM
Let's count how many times Gakpo passes it forward, or runs forward with the ball an takes a player on.

So far: 0

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 03:47 PM
We're back, baby!

Manc
21-04-2024, 03:54 PM
Some effort from Coventry to make Utd look competent.

randomlegend
21-04-2024, 04:00 PM
That's a quality finish from the Coventry lad.

Ian
21-04-2024, 04:00 PM
Especially with only 18 or 19 acres of space to operate in.

John Arne
21-04-2024, 04:02 PM
TAA, wow.

Gray Fox
21-04-2024, 04:04 PM
No saving those.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 04:06 PM
We're losing this, aren't we? Fucking hell.

Shindig
21-04-2024, 04:08 PM
Shell shocked. :D

Ian
21-04-2024, 04:09 PM
What a team. :D

randomlegend
21-04-2024, 04:10 PM
Few things more annoying than a nothing shot from distance being rendered unsaveable by a deflection

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 04:13 PM
I thought that was in when he hit that.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 04:16 PM
Pathetic from Hojlund that.

Lofty
21-04-2024, 04:20 PM
Ten Hag's Entertainers

Shindig
21-04-2024, 04:20 PM
Oh, 'eck.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 04:20 PM
Fucking hell Wan Bissaka.

Spikey M
21-04-2024, 04:21 PM
:lol:

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 04:21 PM
AWB is such a mong.

-james-
21-04-2024, 04:23 PM
:drool:

Lofty
21-04-2024, 04:23 PM
Top top stuff.

Lewis
21-04-2024, 04:23 PM
Didn't Chelsea not get exactly the same penalty yesterday?

Gray Fox
21-04-2024, 04:24 PM
Yes yes, let us all watch this United game. No other games going on.

Waffdon
21-04-2024, 04:24 PM
Didn't Chelsea not get exactly the same penalty yesterday?

Chelsea one was far worse but City tax

niko_cee
21-04-2024, 04:24 PM
Shame they did away with replays.

Gray Fox
21-04-2024, 04:28 PM
In the other game Liverpool just look spent. Whether it's mental, physical or both.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 04:29 PM
I did like the reaction of the Coventry Chairman when he was on screen.

Waffdon
21-04-2024, 04:29 PM
In the other game Liverpool just look spent. Whether it's mental, physical or both.

All this talk of getting old
It's getting me down, my love
Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown
This time I'm coming down

Gray Fox
21-04-2024, 04:31 PM
Maybe Milner took all the inhalers with him.

Spoonsky
21-04-2024, 04:31 PM
Fucking hell :D

Hadji Wright what a legend

niko_cee
21-04-2024, 04:32 PM
Maybe Milner took all the inhalers with him.

If he did he hasn't deployed them at Brighton, unless that's what's keeping him and Lallana running.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 04:34 PM
Fucking hell :D

Hadji Wright what a legend

Such a legend that you've misspelled his name.

Lewis
21-04-2024, 04:35 PM
Destroyed him there 'how.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 04:38 PM
Not sure how he'll recover.

Gray Fox
21-04-2024, 04:47 PM
We just save our worldies for when we play Fulham it seems.

Lewis
21-04-2024, 04:57 PM
Which manager did Chelsea sack in the tunnel? 'Sir Jim' should bowl down like Vince McMahon and do likewise if this goes shit.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:00 PM
Haji Wright should have buried that.

Baz
21-04-2024, 05:01 PM
Looks like we’re gonna get to watch Onana watch penalties go in.

randomlegend
21-04-2024, 05:08 PM
It's funny going through all this drama just for whoever wins to get raped by City in the final.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:08 PM
Ten Hag needs to go.

Spikey M
21-04-2024, 05:08 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lewis
21-04-2024, 05:09 PM
All in this is the worst result of the post-Ferguson shitness. He's a goner.

Ben
21-04-2024, 05:09 PM
:lol::lol::lol:

Gray Fox
21-04-2024, 05:10 PM
He just needs some more time.

niko_cee
21-04-2024, 05:10 PM
Which manager did Chelsea sack in the tunnel? 'Sir Jim' should bowl down like Vince McMahon and do likewise if this goes shit.

Wasn't it, somewhat unbelievably, Carlo Ancelotti?

Spikey M
21-04-2024, 05:10 PM
Oh fuck off

niko_cee
21-04-2024, 05:10 PM
Looks like we’re gonna get to watch Onana watch penalties go in.

:checkit:

Played sir.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:10 PM
Should have given that to Coventry.

phonics
21-04-2024, 05:11 PM
The Beautiful Game.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:14 PM
We're losing, Onana isn't saving any.

Don
21-04-2024, 05:15 PM
Pahaha look at these poverty championship fucks thinking football is about emotion and moments. Its about digitally drawn armpit lines, you cunts.

As Eth said, he's only ever had the team he wants once so you cant really judge him here either. The day when all 35 senior squad members are fit is when we can seriously have the should he go or stay discussion. Maybe invite r/virginfootballtakes into the discourse too.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:15 PM
Only way we win is if Coventry miss the target, twice.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:17 PM
Casemiro :lol:

Bernanke
21-04-2024, 05:17 PM
Leverkusen is not gonna do it. :(

Spikey M
21-04-2024, 05:17 PM
:D bell end

Ian
21-04-2024, 05:19 PM
Casemiro. :D What a moron.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:20 PM
What a fucking penalty that is.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:21 PM
Onana has broken my Oracle powers.

Shindig
21-04-2024, 05:23 PM
Oh dear. :(

Lewis
21-04-2024, 05:23 PM
That was the most obvious miss ever from his face.

Spikey M
21-04-2024, 05:23 PM
Harry Kane flashback that one

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-04-2024, 05:23 PM
Too easy this.

phonics
21-04-2024, 05:24 PM
The Beautiful Game.

The little kid flipping the double birds. It's back.

Lewis
21-04-2024, 05:24 PM
lol nobody even celebrating.

Spikey M
21-04-2024, 05:24 PM
It's doubly unfair, because the Coventry fans have a longer trip home too.

Bernanke
21-04-2024, 05:24 PM
Does that mean Onana is suspended in the final? He did the Martinez thing.

Danny
21-04-2024, 05:26 PM
Probably just a league game if anything

Shindig
21-04-2024, 05:26 PM
Yeah, it'll carry over to a Premier League match.