Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Kikó]

Always with the homoeroticism.

[Offshore Toon]

Might as well fight in a car park, although that gives Giggles home advantage.

[Pepe]

Kiko to bring Smiffy in his corner and Giggles to brick it.

[Giggles]

I don't think the trip is open to us all.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I actually would travel for a TTH meet fight night.

[Kikó]

White collar boxing?

Although I've watched snatch and I don't want to deal with that.

[Offshore Toon]

I'd quite like to do white collar boxing just to act like a spaz throughout the training then annihilate some gimp for the first white collar knockout ever.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

White collar boxing?

Although I've watched snatch and I don't want to deal with that.

Not a fan of 'dags'?

[Smjffy]

Kiko to bring Smiffy in his corner and Giggles to brick it.

If Kiko's past form is anything to go by, he'd shit himself and go into stealth mode. I don't care how young you were, Kiko! :checkit:

[Jimmy Floyd]

I don't think the trip is open to us all.

Didn't you get the application form by PM?

[Giggles]

Didn't you get the application form by PM?

I answered incorrectly on the ‘genuflect three times an hour to Lord Keeks’ section and it was rejected.

[Lewis]

:lol:

[Offshore Toon]

Kikó would be sound, as most would be, but it's the overall fake pals vibe I wouldn't be able to stomach. As if I'm going to turn up and pretend Phonics and Raoul are fine.

[Kikó]

I've never experienced a fake pal vibe.

[Kikó]

And of course "everyone is invited". Don't be so precious.

[randomlegend]

Kikó would be sound, as most would be, but it's the overall fake pals vibe I wouldn't be able to stomach. As if I'm going to turn up and pretend Phonics and Raoul are fine.

:D

[SincereTheRebel]

Mkhitaryan is joining Roma on Loan
Keylor Navas and Alphonse Areola are swapping teams between PSG and Real Madrid
Javier Hernandez has left West Ham to join Sevilla
Liverpools Bobby Duncan is joining Fiorentina for £2m

[Spikey M]

I missed the Offy - Raoul beef. Where's this been popping off?

[niko_cee]

So, that Sanchez/Mkhitaryan deal worked out well for all concerned.

[Disco]

Bobby Duncan sounds like a variety act from the 70's.

[John Arne]

Đoàn Văn Hậu joins Heerenveen on 1 yr loan

https://gyazo.com/28341890fd19030f96b9f2b2df156732.jpeg

[Trancemeister]

Asmir Begovic to Qarabag in Kazakhstan on loan.

(Edit) Azerbaijan not Kazakhstan :D

[-james-]

Hopefully you're not the one booking his flight.

[Shindig]

Lazaar's off to Cosenza and Ronaldo Aarons is off to Wycombe. They're both contracted until 2021. The poor bastards. :(

[mo]

I see Bolton signed the best part of a team today (9 players). Think that takes them up to 13 contracted senior players? If the players have any sense the (non-loan) deals will be short term.

[Shindig]

Callum Roberts (you might remember him from scoring against Blackburn last season) has also signed for Blyth Spartans.

[Offshore Toon]

And of course "everyone is invited". Don't be so precious.
I totally appreciate that, but it's not for me.

[Smjffy]

Bobby Duncan sounds like a variety act from the 70's.

He's a complete write off. Ravel Morrison MKII.