The NFL Thread

[Dan]

Corey Coleman is balling out today. Nice to see Kelvin Benjamin getting the ball in the redzone at last.

[Dan]

Every single time Blount hurdles someone it surprises me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Every single time Blount hurdles someone it surprises me.

Probably because he looks more like a jeep than a man.

[Dan]

Cam :D

Zeke has two fumbles on the day too, which is a slight concern. He's not been quite as good as the hype suggested so far.

[Giggles]

Cowboys :cool:

[Dan]

Morris was always going to score.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Cam :D

Zeke has two fumbles on the day too, which is a slight concern. He's not been quite as good as the hype suggested so far.

Especially with 'THE LINE' there. I reckon I could grab 100 yards a game with no fumbles running behind it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Justin Tucker :drool:

So fucking good.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was fucking old school Andre Johnson.

Had no idea his old man hands still worked.

[Giggles]

Tannehill hard as a bag of spanners there.

[Dan]

Fuck off with the knees Eli.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

CJ mother fucking Mosley :cool:

You beautiful fucking beast.

[Foe]

That's two horrid calls in the bengals game.

[Giggles]

Perish Cox you beauty.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Gio Bernard trying to lateral to a lineman :D

[Giggles]

Didn't realise the Rams were back to their proper colours :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fucking loving the Rams throwbacks.

[Giggles]

Fucking loving the Rams throwbacks.

Reminds me of Kurt Warner in the Superbowl the second I see them.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That catch from Fitz was fucking stunning.

[Giggles]

I never realised Redzone lasted for the later games too. And I've been sitting through that shite in LA.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

RIP Woodhead.

[Dan]

Woodhead :(

[Gray Fox]

I bet Pleb loved it the bastard.

[Dan]

The Jags have looked just as shit as usual so far this season.

[Giggles]

Doesn't bode well for the Packers if the Jags are this bad.

[Dan]

They're not looking any better in the second half either.

[Dan]

Jameis is looking like going from 4TDs 1INT last week to 4INTs 1TD this week.

Meanwhile, the Seahawks are losing to the Rams again. They're another team who've massively underperformed so far.

[Dan]

Wrong Johnson Arizona you fucks :panda:

Oakland's defence has been pretty bad compared to all the hype they were getting in the preseason.

Speaking of which, the Jags are getting utterly molested by Travis Benjamin.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Del Rio is a fucking hero.

[Pleb]

The penalties :harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rams :cool:

Fisher :cool:

[Pleb]

Well that escalated quickly...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The Vikings line is a fucking mess.

I'd be throwing some screens to AP so he can at least get into some space.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Steffon Diggs is brilliant.

[Ian]

In the last five games, going back to the playoffs last season, Denver have allowed Roethlisberger, Brady, Newton (two games) and Luck to throw a combined three touchdowns and amass a collective QB rating of 67.

No doubt a means will be found of making Dalton look like Montana next week now I've said that.

[Gray Fox]

Credit to McCown for finishing his game against the Ravens. Apparently he's in excruciating pain. Browns down to 1 QB on the roster now.

[Gray Fox]

In the last five games, going back to the playoffs last season, Denver have allowed Roethlisberger, Brady, Newton (two games) and Luck to throw a combined three touchdowns and amass a collective QB rating of 67.

This is an amazing stat. 2 guaranteed HoF QBs there and two top guys. Mental defence.

[Giggles]

That one floating around on twitter about Rodgers not having a QB rating of 100 for 14 straight games now is one I'd never have thought. He's on some slide.

[Gray Fox]

Woodhead confirmed torn ACL. Out for season.

[Browning]

I was just about to say it's weird that we haven't heard anything about any of the injuries.

Any news on the others?

[Gray Fox]

Peterson was up and walking this morning apparently. Not as bad as first feared but still needs a scan.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Peterson was up and walking this morning apparently. Not as bad as first feared but still needs a scan.
Torn meniscus.

Speaking of injuries, McCown is out of the game against the Dolphins next week and DeMarcus Ware is out for at least 3 weeks with an ulna fracture.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jonny Stewart is out for 1-2 weeks and Garoppolo is out for the next game and perhaps longer.

Also, the Seahawks have lost a 5th round pick and been handed some fines:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000705741/article/seahawks-lose-draft-pick-for-violating-offseason-rules

All that extra practice and they've been shit thus far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a shit anthem rendition.

[Ian]

Have you always commented as much on pre-game anthems as you have this season and I've just not noticed?

[Spoonsky]

Have you always commented as much on pre-game anthems as you have this season and I've just not noticed?

:D

They are bit in the spotlight after Kaepernick and all.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They're showing the singing of the anthem more because of the Kaepernick thing.

The commentators are even commenting on what players are doing during the anthem.

Three players (Malcolm Jenkins and 2 others) were standing with their arms raised.

http://www.trbimg.com/img-57e0854b/turbine/ct-bears-eagles-protest-20160919-002/750/750x422

[Gray Fox]

One thing that did strike me at the weekend. Certain matches had barely a 3/4 full crowd. It might have been misleading at what stage of the game I saw, but is it a common thing over there?

[Ian]

Some teams actively cordon off parts of the ground/ sell less tickets to avoid getting blacked out, I think.

[Giggles]

I was pretty shocked with the Steelers game being what looked like half-empty. I always thought they were football mad and had a packed stadium every week.

[Giggles]

Chargers are looking another step closer to LA.

[Gray Fox]

Yeah when the fans stop turning up to the games, the nails are being prepared for the coffin.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Some teams actively cordon off parts of the ground/ sell less tickets to avoid getting blacked out, I think.
Yeah I know that the Rams have shut down part of their stadium.

[Ian]

I didn't realise America's Game for last season had been aired in America. I wonder if Sky will get it (assuming I've not missed it.) Can't find it, stupid internet (I probably just don't know where to look.)

[Gray Fox]

Looks like the Chargers have publicly said they expect to lose the City vote on their stadium funding. They're trying to put the pressure on now by making noises about the LA move again.

I honestly don't get it. It's a no brainer to me. Give them the funds. All they'd need is to host one Superbowl in the next 10 years or so and they'd make it back through that alone.

[Ian]

It's absolute nonsense that NFL teams seem to get stadia paid for by the cities they're in anyway.

Okay so the city or state or whatever argued that they'd put up things like hotel tax so they could cover the revenue but not punish local people or whatever it was they claimed but it's still rubbish.

You're not short of money, lads. Build your own fucking stadium.

[Gray Fox]

It's mad. I'm sure it's $350 million from the City/State and then the NFL themselves would throw another $250 million in.

Surely you can build a state of the art 90k seater stadium complex for that? Look what Football teams do in Europe. The Emptihad cost £110m at the time. Imagine if they'd had 4 times the money.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's mad. I'm sure it's $350 million from the City/State and then the NFL themselves would throw another $250 million in.

Surely you can build a state of the art 90k seater stadium complex for that? Look what Football teams do in Europe. The Emptihad cost £110m at the time. Imagine if they'd had 4 times the money.

The one in Carson was going to be around $1.8bn. I'm guessing the directors all requested golden shitters.

[Gray Fox]

Fucking hell. Wembley was a massive pisstake but even that at around £800 million, would do a team like the Chargers fine.

[Ian]

Love this note from MMQB, that Adam Vinatieri's debut was in 1996, two months before Clinton was elected.

[Giggles]

Warrant out for Josh Gordon in a paternity case. I'd say we can draw a line under that career at this stage.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a fucking mong.

[Ian]

And it'll cost him millions of dollars as well.

Good. He's a fucking shitbag.

[Gray Fox]

What an absolute fucking mug.

[Gray Fox]

In other news, if 'Jimmy G' can't go on Thursday, they will play Edelman as a QB.

[Giggles]

In other news, if 'Jimmy G' can't go on Thursday, they will play Edelman as a QB.

What about the guy that replaced Garopolo? Was he that bad?

[Giggles]

Also, Peterson is out until at least December.

[Gray Fox]

What about the guy that replaced Garopolo? Was he that bad?

Okay he'll actually be QB2 on the night but ready to go incase Brissett isn't up to much or goes down.

[Giggles]

Okay he'll actually be QB2 on the night but ready to go incase Brissett isn't up to much or goes down.

Here's hoping he does for the craic.

[Browning]

Also, Peterson is out until at least December.

They've signed Ronnie Hillman. :D

Abdullah is on IR too. :(

[Pleb]

Is the League still hellbent on a London team?

[Giggles]

Less talk of it these days. I'd say they're realising it hasn't a chance.

[Gray Fox]

I think they're more trying to push the Jaguars as 'our' team instead.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I think they're more trying to push the Jaguars as 'our' team instead.

This.

Plus the talk only really starts 2 weeks prior to the London games, then ends just after the last game.

Actually, the talk is late in starting this year.

[Gray Fox]

http://www.nfluk.com/events/regent-street.html

Not too long to wait.

[Ian]

How many on here are going to games this time round then? I'm going to the Redskins game as my brother-in-law is a fan and I don't care enough about any of the teams involved this time to have a preference.

[Giggles]

For what it'd cost me, I'd rather pay the extra and go to one in the US. I never like the idea of it full of a big mixture of all 32 teams fans.

[Gray Fox]

There was a group decision among the work lads that before the last game, if the Rams ended up facing the Giants that we'd go. Obviously I wanted an Eagles loss in that game so the Eagles came over instead but I'm still waiting for them. Going Giants v Rams instead.

[Browning]

I'm a season ticket holder so yea, I'll be at all 3.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I wont be going to any, I'm holding out for either a MEGA game that I can't resist or the Ravens.

If I end up going to LA for Christmas I will be going to the Rams/Cardinals game in week 17 which will either be shit (if they're no playoff ramifications) or fucking amazing. Even if it's a shitter of a game I imagine I'll have a decent time. Especially if the food is as good as the rest of the league.

[Browning]

Corey Coleman has broken his hand. The Browns are the NFL's Arsenal.

[elth]

I don't understand how you can hate Gordon. He's a beautiful example of humanity, with all it's flaws and wrinkles. 100% talent, 0% fucks.

Peterson might be out all season, so congrats if you won the McKinnon waiver wire race in your fantasy leagues.

[Dan]

The Browns :(

Asiata & Hillman will ruin the McKinnon hype within two weeks.

[Dan]

Thursday Night Football, anyone?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm banking on a shit anthem.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

In terms of the uniforms, the Patriots win.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nice run by Brissett, liked that he didn't want to step out and went for the end zone.

[Dan]

Charles James has clearly got his 'play like shit' socks on today.

Pats can barely lose if they try.

[elth]

The Patriots are just the hands down best run organisation in US sports.

[Pleb]

I thought we (Texans) were garbage from what I've seen.

[Gray Fox]

ASJ(Bucs TE) has been arrested on suspicion of a DUI offence and a 'Drivers Licence Violation.'

As a result the Bucs have had enough and cut him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I think they've been waiting for something like that to get rid of him.

Promised so much when he came in as a rookie but has been woeful.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000668152/article/austin-seferianjenkins-dismissed-from-bucs-practice

A third year guy not knowing where to line up in practice is proper mental.

Oh and Brissett has a thumb sprain so the Pats might have to use another new QB (or Edelman) if he or Jimmy G can't recover from their injuries.

[Gray Fox]

They host the Bills next week, so they could probably line up with Belichick at QB and win 27-0 again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just a damn shame that Tebow has a job.

[Giggles]

http://lockerdome.com/thefakeespn/6753098379179585/9122643580303892

:D

[Giggles]

Washington and the Giants is the biggest reason for Redzone ever.

[Gray Fox]

McCown is out 2-4 weeks, strain and hairline crack to his non throwing arm. He asked the team to put a harness on it so he could play today, but they said no. Fair play to him.

[Dan]

McCown is a tough dude, you have to give him that. I hope Kessler doesn't get destroyed, but he really has nothing around him even if he does well. At least Gary Barnidge might see twenty targets I guess.

[Foe]

Yeah, I thought Kessler was the next man up. Opportunity for hue jacksons man to prove why he opted for him over Prescott, cook etc.

If Miami weren't hopeless I'd fear for them for another drubbing. They could legit go 0-16 though. Relying on terelle Pryor to be your go to man. :uhoh:

[Dan]

It's alright, Josh Gordon will be back soon to save them (and my fantasy team).

[Gray Fox]

Browns are a great shout for 0-16 this year, especially considering their better players are dropping like flies. They only really have Crowell as an option right now who has shown anything.

I can't believe they passed over on Wentz in favour of RG3 though. We all know they'll be back in the top 3 picks next year picking up a QB anyway.

[Gray Fox]

It's alright, Josh Gordon will be back soon to save them (and my fantasy team).

Gordon could be done, depending on the Browns stance. There's a warrant for his arrest out over a paternity claim. I'm not sure there's an NFL rule against what he did but teams themselves have cut people for it. The Ravens used to be ruthless for it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Never change, Tannehill.

[Dan]

Great start from both QBs in the Dolphins game :D

[Dan]

The penalty thrown on Nick Perry for doing a throat cut gesture is pretty lol

[Dan]

Sounds like all our benches are scoring well so far.

Pryor is already in at QB :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

2 QB system, lol.

The new Ron Jaworski and Randall Cunningham but so much worse.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Big Joe and his gimpy knee rolling :cool:

Our O-Line is fucking brilliant when they're onit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mosley pulling out an Odell Beckham :drool:

Fuck me he's back to his best this year.

[Dan]

Fabulous pick from Mosley. Bortles is trash though.

[Dan]

Can we call the Packers game already?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Christ, another awesome interception.

This time by Peterson.

[Dan]

Patrick Peterson just matched Mosley's pick.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Tannehill needs to be taken out back and put down.

[Dan]

I sure am glad I didn't drop Eli for Tannehill this week :D

Arizona have been awful so far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The fuck is happening in Buffalo?

[Gray Fox]

I benched Shady as I had the Cards defence.

[Dan]

I have both & played both. Gotta hope Taylor throws some more picks & David Johnson gets going.

[Gray Fox]

What's happening to Kelvin Benjamin?

[Dan]

Nothing, apparently.

At least Allen Robinson has got in the endzone at last though.

[Foe]

Have Arizona in my accumulator. :moop:

[Dan]

Glad I decided to play Marvin Jones in one of my leagues.

Detroit are still getting smashed though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Have Arizona in my accumulator. :moop:

I went hard on Cardinals in my Draftkings lineups this week :\

[Gray Fox]

I'll take anything from Kelvin. I'm leading but need wiggle room.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jags are hard done there.

Looked good to me.

[Giggles]

Has to be a catch. These reception rules are such bullshit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fucking lol at the Cardinals there.

[Giggles]

Fucking lol at the Cardinals there.

I'd like it more until I seen an image of a happy Rex Ryan.

[Dan]

Fucking hell Arizona :face:

Odell Beckham has been a shambles the first three games. Meanwhile, the Minnesota DEF is beastly.

[Gray Fox]

What's going on to Arizona? Murphys Law is in effect.

[Dan]

Mariota is having a terrible start to the season too - he's just giving up turnovers like they're radioactive. Even Sean Smith has got one from him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That catch was lovely by Jordan Reed.

[Giggles]

Jones got some clatter there.

[Gray Fox]

David Johnson saving my blushes in not playing McCoy. Vikings look tough on D.

[Dan]

That hit looked like a game ender. Definitely gotta get Matt Jones checked out after a shot like that.

[Giggles]

Fake punt. And I thought this game would be shite.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a 4th down play :D

Punter made Kirk Cousins look like Tebow.

[Dan]

That fake punt from Washington :drool:

[Gray Fox]

Vikings giving the Panthers a lesson and showing why they wanted a win now QB.

[Dan]

Let's go Cleveland. A win with their third string QB & WR both playing under center - it's too good to be true. And it probably is literally too good to be true, to be fair.

Can I just put on record that Adam Theilen is rapidly rising up my underrated player rankings after his start to the season. He's like Amendola and Cole Beasley, except even more anonymous.

The real Odell Beckham has shown up at last too.

[Giggles]

The Packets shitting their pants.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Get a pick, give it straight back :face:

Played lads.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

lol at Odell Beckham's chimp out.

[Dan]

Terelle Pryor is carrying the Browns here. Give him AFC player of the week. Marvin Jones has probably got the NFC award locked up.

Raven block a FG, and the Giants block a punt to give Eli another chance to throw a pick & piss me off further...

Nevermind, the penalty ruined the block.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Blocked kick :cool:

Fuck off Jags.

Please don't fuck this up Baltimore.

[Dan]

That late hit in the Titans game was ludicrous. Looks like Taylor Lewan might've injured himself doing it too.

Tajae Sharpe donning Sean Smith though :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Justin Tucker have my babies.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

T-Sizzle is shittng on Bortles.

[Dan]

Blake Bortles is an awful, awful quarterback.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Zach Orr :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Dan]

THE AWAKENING IS HERE.

I dropped him last week, obviously.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Tannehill :harold:

[Gray Fox]

I'm wide awake.

[Dan]

Tannehill :harold:

[Giggles]

Browns looking for a kicker Monday.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Parkey is so fucking shit.

[Dan]

Typical Browns :D

[Ian]

Denver donning it. Nice to see Siemian rack up some points too.

[Gray Fox]

Carson Palmer. 0 TDs, 4 INT.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Browns looking for a kicker Monday.

They picked him up off the street yesterday.

He started well for the Eagles a couple of years ago then turned to horse piss.

[Dan]

Carson Palmer. 0 TDs, 4 INT.

Is it still too early to wonder if he's fallen off the QB cliff?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is it still too early to wonder if he's fallen off the QB cliff?

He just hasn't been the same ever since he dislocated his finger.

[Giggles]

Is it still too early to wonder if he's fallen off the QB cliff?

Two of them were fairly late when chasing the game in fairness.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Speaking of QB's and the cliff.

Brother Eli doing what he does best, lobbing picks.

[Gray Fox]

:D

i'm wide awake.

[Dan]

Well, I guess Cleveland fans are used to misery at least...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh and :harold: at the Bengals.

Dalton wont even have a chance to choke in the playoffs this year.

[Dan]

The Chargers have had their crippling injury for the game early - Manti Te'o just went down untouched.

[Gray Fox]

The ghost of his former girlfriend tackled him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Marcus Peters is mental.

[Dan]

I'm adding Adam Humphries to my list - evidently I have a thing for vanilla midget slot guys.

Marcus Peters is a pick machine.

[Dan]

The ghost of his former girlfriend tackled him.

:D

Outstanding work, sir.

[Dan]

Carson Wentz might just be the better Carson at the minute. He's certainly already better than Blake fucking Bortles.

[Gray Fox]

This I will add, is the Carson Wentz who the Browns thought was not worthy of a 1st round pick and took RG3 instead.

[Dan]

He looks 100% legit right now. Gotta give some credit to the coaching staff (most of whom are ex-QBs) for getting him ready & drawing up an offence that suits him perfectly.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This I will add, is the Carson Wentz who the Browns thought was not worthy of a 1st round pick and took RG3 instead.
He'd fail at the Browns anyway.

They'll be picking in the top 3 again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

'Double (or higher) box' needs to fuck right off.

I'd rather watch something happen in one game then see a replay of what just happened in another. Barely being able to see action in 2 games then having to watch a replay of both is so shit.

[Gray Fox]

He'd fail at the Browns anyway.

They'll be picking in the top 3 again.

If you look at their fixtures, I see 2 games they stand a chance in. At the Titans in week 6 and hosting the Cowboys in week 9. They really could be going 0-16 this year.

[Dan]

It sounds like there aren't really any franchise QBs coming up this year either, so they'll probably end up trading down again & trying to build up the rest of the team for when they can finally get someone decent.

[Dan]

I've just taken a look at the stats Minnesota put up earlier - 8 sacks, 3 picks, a safety & a defensive TD :cab:

Chiefs might do even better at this rate. Horrible stuff from the Jets so far.

Oh, and Saints era Jimmy Graham is on the field for Seattle today.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It sounds like there aren't really any franchise QBs coming up this year either, so they'll probably end up trading down again & trying to build up the rest of the team for when they can finally get someone decent.

I don't watch College ball but apparently DeShone Kizer and Deshaun Watson are better than Wentz/Goff.

Brad Kaaya too.

[Dan]

Yeah, I really need actually watch some college games - Lamar Jackson has something like 12 TDs in two games, which feels more like a statement of how shit college defences are than how good he is.

Having said that, Mike Vick reckons Jackson is miles better than he was, so maybe he'll do alright.

[Giggles]

Still prefer watching College than the NFL. Standard isn't as good but there's nothing to match the atmospheres and the scheme varieties. Colorado Oregon last night was brilliant.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was great by Wentz.

Even better by Sproles.

[Giggles]

Sproles still going like a demon. Must be near a decade now.

[Dan]

That play from Wentz & Sproles :drool:

[Gray Fox]

It's great to watch us again.

[Dan]

Wilson is in trouble again by the look of it. Might be the other ankle too.

Yep, Boykin is in while they check him out. Only for one play though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Christ the Niners are shit.

[Giggles]

Christ the Niners are shit.

Poor roster adds Chip Kelly. Was never going to be pretty.

[Dan]

Yeah, we can probably say the Chip Kelly Experiment has failed at this point.

Boykin is back in now as Wilson is on the treatment table.

[Gray Fox]

Aguayo is falling to bits.

[Gray Fox]

We might actually be good again!

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Eric Berry :cool:

[Dan]

The Chiefs play Give It Away when they get a turnover :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Eat shit Pittsburgh.

We're coming for our AFC North crown.

[Dan]

TY Hilton is giving Jason Verrett nightmares today.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They're getting fucking fisted :drool:

[Dan]

Philly v Baltimore in the SuperBowl this year then.

[Pleb]

Just turned on Red Zone.

Jesus Christ.

[Dan]

I can't decide whether Jameis Winston is good or not. He has moments of quality then he chucks in loads of turnovers to set himself back again.

[Pleb]

This Jets drive is slightly taking the piss :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

No idea why QB's still pass to receivers covered by Marcus 'Pick Machine' Peters.

[Dan]

The Chiefs DEF must have fifty fantasy points by now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If they don't he could actually beat Night Train Lane's interception record.

[Gray Fox]

The Chiefs DEF must have fifty fantasy points by now.

23. Still no Vikings(28) yet though.

[Dan]

Cameron Brate might actually get the game time he earnt last year now the Bucs have ditched ASJ. He's also on my list, by the way.

[Pleb]

How the fuck was that pass interference? :D

These penalties :D

[Gray Fox]

Check his next 2 games out and think again. :D

[Pleb]

Third and 37 :roflol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That attempted tackle on Austin is fucking disgraceful.

Tavon Austin looks like a mild breeze could take him down.

[Pleb]

Alright these passes are getting a little bit silly now.

[Gray Fox]

Fitzpatrick 0 TD, 4 INT

[Dan]

23. Still no Vikings(28) yet though.

How about now?

[Gray Fox]

How about now?

25. Must try harder. :D

[Dan]

There's probably time for Fitzpatrick to get the ball again.

[Pleb]

Fitzpatrick 0 TD, 5 INT
Fixed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

And now?

[Gray Fox]

Fucking hell. Put Geno i.... on second thought, carry on.

[Pleb]

The Bucks getting a garbage TD :harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mike Evans is fucking brilliant.

[Dan]

There's probably time for Fitzpatrick to get the ball again.

Told you :D

[Gray Fox]

We want 6, we want 6.

[Browning]

The Chiefs DST were somehow free agents in my main league.....

Fixed that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Tavon Austin is a mong.

Touchback, son, touchback.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The Chiefs DST were somehow free agents in my main league.....

Fixed that.

And TTH league...

[Dan]

What the fuck was Tavon Austin doing fielding that kickoff?! :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fitzpatrick :D

[Gray Fox]

6! Fucking hell.

[Pleb]

Bucs game delayed :serious:

[Dan]

There are no words :D What's Fitzpatrick's fantasy score?

Gotta love having a weather delay in a game that's almost over :moop:

[Browning]

Why?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_int_single_game.htm

Namath did 6 twice so the Jets are used to it.

[Gray Fox]

-2.3. Did I mention my opponent has played him over Cousins?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why?

Assuming you're asking about the Bucs game.

It's due to lightning.

[Pleb]

There are no words :D

What's Fitzpatrick's fantasy score?
-2.28.

I'm wide awake.

[Gray Fox]

I'm wide awake.

Me too. 23.10 points :D

[Pleb]

Hey Dan.

I'm going 0-3 :moop:

[Dan]

Matt Ryan to throw three long TDs to Sanu to give you a glorious late win :nodd:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Deangelo Hall must be done now.

32 and a suspected torn ACL.

[Pleb]

If San Diego gets a TD :drool:

Well that was something.

[Dan]

Fire the Colts special teams unit if they lose this now.

[Gray Fox]

Looks like Dez is hurt already.

[Gray Fox]

If Dak keeps this going, I don't see how they can put Romo back in.

[Gray Fox]

There's a WhatsApp group for the lads in our Fantasy League and in it I've just dared to suggest that the Seahawks don't have a great offense and are a defence first team. The Seahawks fans(since 2014) have all seethed into calling me an idiot and "what have the Eagles done in the last 5 years?"
As a test I asked if they thought Brees or Wilson was the better QB and they've all decided I don't know what I'm on about, despite me not actually giving an answer to that question. Got to love the bandwagon fans.

[Dan]

Did you not see them destroy San Francisco yesterday? How many points have the Saints scored this week?

Case closed.

[wullie]

It's an offence that succeeds in spite, and a defence that succeeds because. Even the most blinkered of fans should see that the o-line is a load of sweaty balls.

Doug Baldwin's a king amongst men at the moment though

[Giggles]

That was nicely done, and shockingly intelligent for an NFL player.

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's brilliant.

I was assuming he was waiting for it to go out of bounds (I know of said rule due to Madden and some shit air kicks) but I didn't realise he could put himself out of bounds, touch it and thus the ball was out.

[Ian]

Speaking of shit things, I thought a guy as inexperienced as Siemian would be in a bodybag by now behind this Denver o-line but so far it's actually been remarkably solid. Whether they've clicked, whether Kubiak is working around it like a boss, whatever, I dunno. It's working so far though and the No Fly Zone* is doing the job too.

* My initial response to nicknames like this is a solid :sick: but then I have no issues with even the daftest nicknames of the past, such as Denver's Orange Crush or Minnesota's Purple People Eaters. So I think I might just be a miserable cunt.