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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    Going through life in a dignified, self-sufficient fashion while being attractive enough to women that you are never without their company (if desired) for an extended period of time.
    So, be employed? That's easier than I thought.

    Sorry Lewis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    So, be employed? That's easier than I thought.

    Sorry Lewis.
    Dignified is tougher for the modern male than you would think. But in general it's not that hard, just "don't be a pussy and take care of your responsibilities" would be adequate really.

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    How long have you been self-sufficient?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    How long have you been self-sufficient?
    Who said I considered myself alpha? It's an ideal to strive for, hence my current educational / career trajectory.

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    Alpha = cunt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    So, be employed? That's easier than I thought.

    Sorry Lewis.
    This is why I asked. I need to know where I stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    No he doesn't own her, but it's a scum bag slut move on her part (lol if you think she isn't doing it at least partially to get back at him) and an incredibly shitty opportunistic move on your part. It shows that you are unable to get with other girls and you will settle for another mans sloppy seconds; don't think she doesn't see that and factor that into how attracted she is to you. That she acquiesces to all of this should serve as a warning as to how loyal she will be in the future to you; any girl who participates in that sort of behavior is absolutely not worth any sort of emotional or long-term investment. She will 100% monkey branch to the next better guy who comes along.

    But again, you need to get laid to be less shitty. So go ahead and practice. Be under no illusions as to what's happening though.
    I take this seriously but I'm afraid you just don't understand the situation at all. It's much more of an emotional thing than a sexual thing, although that bit doesn't hurt. If anything I'm the one who's likely to drunkenly fuck up and try to get with someone else, she's just too shy.

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    Also loyalty isn't really a factor because it's only over the summer. That's the good thing is that there really isn't much of a long-term investment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    That's the opposite of an alpha. Excessive social media presence / snapbacks are severely frowned upon as the domain of loser tryhard liberals / trashy low class people / minorities (like Iranians/Asians)

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    In my pursuit of enlightenment and trying to understand the ways and lives of 'alphas', I stumbled across a new category: beta orbiters.

    What is your experience of them @Mert and do we have any on this board?

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    Isn't that just a hipster name for typical friend zoned guys?

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    Never mind, Mert. I've got one hook, line and sinker.

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    i was given some beta blockers when i was 16 for some anxiety issues are they like that

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    Lol @ insinuating you can be friend zoned if you're already married. We are the bottom of sex line, seven. Let's admit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    I take this seriously but I'm afraid you just don't understand the situation at all. It's much more of an emotional thing than a sexual thing, although that bit doesn't hurt. If anything I'm the one who's likely to drunkenly fuck up and try to get with someone else, she's just too shy.
    No she's not. Don't be naive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    In my pursuit of enlightenment and trying to understand the ways and lives of 'alphas', I stumbled across a new category: beta orbiters.

    What is your experience of them @Mert and do we have any on this board?
    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Isn't that just a hipster name for typical friend zoned guys?
    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    Never mind, Mert. I've got one hook, line and sinker.
    We gucci? It's the guy's who hang around on the periphery of girls acting as subservient cuck emotional punching bags whenever she doesn't have anyone else to give her attention, in the hopes that one day the girl will realize what a great guy he is and decide to date him (spoiler: it never happens).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Lol @ insinuating you can be friend zoned if you're already married. We are the bottom of sex line, seven. Let's admit it.


    Beta cuck.

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    I'd kill to be a beta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    We gucci? It's the guy's who hang around on the periphery of girls acting as subservient cuck emotional punching bags whenever she doesn't have anyone else to give her attention, in the hopes that one day the girl will realize what a great guy he is and decide to date him (spoiler: it never happens).
    https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/

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    These new layers aren't helping my quest for clarity.

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    Nowadays you can identify as whatever you want mate.

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    I'll be an alpha then. Sorted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    These new layers aren't helping my quest for clarity.
    It's like an onion of cuntery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    It's a bit of dick move so do it somewhere he can't take a swing at you.
    Probably would've been better if he'd chinned me and got on with it. Instead it turns out that their breakup was worse than I realized and he said that he'd have a hard time interacting with me if I went out with her, which would probably fuck up things with our larger friend group, so it looks like a no-go, or at least will require some stealth ops instead of a ground invasion. Oh well.

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    Did you ask him? Fuck sake.

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    Just get on with it. Everything is big drama in high school and everything will be forgotten come the fall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Probably would've been better if he'd chinned me and got on with it. Instead it turns out that their breakup was worse than I realized and he said that he'd have a hard time interacting with me if I went out with her, which would probably fuck up things with our larger friend group, so it looks like a no-go, or at least will require some stealth ops instead of a ground invasion. Oh well.
    Told you so.

    Let me guess, girl was completely misleading about how their relationship ended?

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    When did Spoon turn in to Mert lite?

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    'Don't shit on your own doorstep' is decent advice.

    I'm popping the question this month.

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    Shiiii.

    How tall is she?

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    6'2"

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    Went on my first date since the split last night. All felt very alien. We've made plans to meet up later in the month.

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    Just came across...ok I went to great lengths to find (lol) a girl I was absolutely besotted with (probably friend zoned) in my late teens. She was incredible then and she looks even better now. It was her personality though, she had a proper crip brother which made her not a cunt for her looks, really down to earth, had a really cool older sister and her brother (non-crip) was sound too.

    Man I loved her.

    Come on Mert, I'll have that beta ripping now.

    p.s she doesn't have Facebook, I couldn't remember her second name either. I managed to find her sister who was called Roxy and then her mum who had a completely different handle to her name, and then there was pictures of my love. She obviously doesn't have Facebook as there was no tagging or mentioning etc when the other sister was. Can't find her on Twitter, or Insta either. She's a myth. I love her even more now.

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    Find her. It's meant to be.

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    How much have you had to drink this evening and how many nights have you spent in the spare room already?

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    I think 'she had a proper crip brother which made her not a cunt for her looks' is the most romantic thing I've ever read.

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    I've had one pint and I'm sitting in a fucking shit hotel room with David fucking Dimbleby on the telly. No wonder I'm lost. Though I've often thought about her. She really was special, man. Fuck. Also thinking about times with my band. Pretty sad how it's all turned out. I literally have no friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I think 'she had a proper crip brother which made her not a cunt for her looks' is the most romantic thing I've ever read.
    Would have been in the groom's speech.


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    You were wanking over those pictures, weren't you?

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    I thought we'd long established that Magic will wank over anything with a pulse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    You were wanking over those pictures, weren't you?
    Not at all. She wasn't like that. Have too much respect to just crack one out. This is the level she's at, lads.

    edit: fuck legions of seagulls are making an orgy of noise outside my window now. Fuck my life.

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    I remember taking her home after we went to meet her sister as she was a barrista at a local coffee shop, we talked about Lynyrd Skynyrd. It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

    Jesus I sound like Spoon.

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    Now I ask my wife about Lynyrd Skynyrd she'd probably think it was a new series out or something and when she found out she'd probably think I was a pretentious wanker for not liking THE TOP 40.

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    Don't do it Manc, she'll probably turn out to be a worthless whore. Ditch her now whilst you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Now I ask my wife about Lynyrd Skynyrd she'd probably think it was a new series out or something and when she found out she'd probably think I was a pretentious wanker for not liking THE TOP 40.
    Or quote Tuesday's Gone at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byron View Post
    I thought we'd long established that Magic will wank over anything with a pulse.
    Particularly if that pulse comes to an end at some point in the video.

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    Mock me all you like. I don't care, I've hit rock bottom. I've actually started adding porn stars on my SnapChat account. Fuck you all.

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    Just get the divorce organised and prepare your pitch to the custody officer as to why you should be allowed five hours' access a week and not two.

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    GS at least I've had sex, mate.

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