I just remembered something really shit we did when we moved in together after 6 months. You know on shit films where a couple has died or gone missing early on, and it always pans in their house with someone leaving a message on their answering machine and it's a really corny, lovely joint message with them laughing and it's obvious how much they love each other blah blah blah.
We did that, but it wasn't a genuine one off attempt, it took us a fair while.
What great times they were.
An answerphone? Have you been together since the 80s?
Closest I've done is add her as a second user on Netflix.
I've got a Two Together Railcard. That was a big step.
Voicemail then, you cunt.Originally Posted by SvN
Do you share a mobile phone?
I bet they share an email address.
I know a few couples with shared facebook accounts.
I know a couple where one doesn't care for social media so she took on the mantle and has created a fake Facebook account where she posts as him. She does the same for the dog.
Facebook accounts for pets is the absolute nadir of modern society. Well, except for that fucking fake twitter page for the Queen. Die.
She sounds too mental to be in an adult relationship, Phonics. That's the behaviour of someone who'll strangle a family one day.
People who create Facebook pages for pets are the same people who write the dog's name in Christmas cards. Wankers, in short.
My uncle signs his Christmas cards from him and his cats but he's a lovely weirdo rather than a wanker. He also calls me 'sambo' as an affectionate nickname. I don't have the heart to tell him to stop.
I'm a twit
I think we've reached peak nadir.
NADIR OF THE BOARD imminent.
I'm a twit
??
And there it is.
He should be commended on using the board as an opportunity for learning and advancement. The rest of you take note.
The women who claims she knows nothing, knows everything.
There's my speech covered.
I made out with my friend's ex-girlfriend the other night and it looks like we're going to go out over the summer. Good times.
How many bases?
Her tongue's probably been up your mate's arse, Spoon.
And mine's been up your sister's, what's it to you?
Girl must have a golden vagina.
Mormon gone rogue
Bitchslapped by the 7 year old, how the mighty have fallen.
That's fucked up and a desperate mans move. I hope he's not a close friend because he will never forgive you.
Regardless, it is urgently necessary for the psyche of a young male to get laid before going to college and develop some experience. So good for you.
Spoon.
The romance shines through when you mention wanting to 'smash her' for sure.
You're heading towards the wrong type of 3-way Spoon.
For a while I've been as good friends with her as I am with him. He's started hooking up with someone else. He doesn't own her, and whether he forgives me or not is up to him. We're all going to college soon and he's not one of my best friends so it'll be ok, though I am trying to figure out how to tell him.
It's a bit of dick move so do it somewhere he can't take a swing at you.
We've got his back. Who has this other dickhead got?
Snapchat him while you're inside.
No he doesn't own her, but it's a scum bag slut move on her part (lol if you think she isn't doing it at least partially to get back at him) and an incredibly shitty opportunistic move on your part. It shows that you are unable to get with other girls and you will settle for another mans sloppy seconds; don't think she doesn't see that and factor that into how attracted she is to you. That she acquiesces to all of this should serve as a warning as to how loyal she will be in the future to you; any girl who participates in that sort of behavior is absolutely not worth any sort of emotional or long-term investment. She will 100% monkey branch to the next better guy who comes along.
But again, you need to get laid to be less shitty. So go ahead and practice. Be under no illusions as to what's happening though.
My mate is married to someone who another mate fingered (maybe even "licked out" and got a blowy) on holiday, and then shagged a couple times after the holiday.
It's just wrong.
I'm a twit
An ex-colleague got married to a bloke who's brother she'd shagged in a local park after a night out on the piss. Madness.
Even Betas eventually get married once girls in their age group become desperate enough. That's why we have a 50-60% divorce rate for when those girls get bored and can't readjust to monogomy or tolerate the boredom of a committed relationship with someone unsatisfying (after a lifetime of being sexual used by higher status males).
Mert is so insecure he'll never be happy. This pleases me.
What exactly makes somebody an 'alpha'?
Mert is definitely an alphat.
A Tom Selleck 'tache
Puffed chest.
Going through life in a dignified, self-sufficient fashion while being attractive enough to women that you are never without their company (if desired) for an extended period of time.
A 'snapback' and an Instagram account.
That's the opposite of an alpha. Excessive social media presence / snapbacks are severely frowned upon as the domain of loser tryhard liberals / trashy low class people / minorities (like Iranians/Asians) imitating what they wrongly perceive to be as cool / high status.
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