Health and sickness. A place to moan.

[Giggles]

Wait, you don't know how to swim?

Why would I? They invented boats and I can't understand how some people enjoy floating around with a bunch of strangers filth as a hobby.

And anyway, there's no adult lessons around here without having to stump up for a gym membership.

Sometimes the solutions which work require some effort on your part. Life sucks, I know.

They could pay my wages while I flounce around doing shit like that then. They're paid enough that they can come up with proper fixes like operations and drugs.
No straight male belongs in a fucking pilates class.