Monza to Baku is a hell of a slide. One of the best venues to the absolute fucking worst shithole imaginable, other than Jeddah.
Monza to Baku is a hell of a slide. One of the best venues to the absolute fucking worst shithole imaginable, other than Jeddah.
Also mclaren do way too much bullshit on the radio to their drivers. Talking rubbish on the airways.
Newey to Aston
Verstappen and Stroll from 2026 then
Compared to other nations, why are Italian F1 drivers so terrible?
Mentally all over the place mummy's boys. Despite being one of the main centres of the motor racing industry they haven't had a world class driver for almost 70 years. See if this new lad can break the spell.
Could it also be that most of the Spanish/Italian interest plus youth infrastructure in racing is in two-wheelers, eg MotoGP and consorts? I'm completely uninformed about other racing car classes, but the motorbike standings are completely dominated by Spain and Italy.
Spanish side yes (and it's much cheaper to run a bike than a car) but the Italians have no excuse given the car racing infrastructure. Nor do the French, actually.
Dorna have (apparently) mandated that MotoGP teams are not allowed to sign Spanish or Italian riders going forward, unless one leaves the series first. Scared they'll end up with a 22 man grid consisting of 14 Spaniards and 8 Italians in a few years otherwise.
My reason for asking was because as mentioned, the history regards to italy and motor racing. The drivers getting thrown into MotoGP makes sense
They have had loads of drivers, but only seven who have made 100+ starts, and of those seven, two (de Cesaris and Martini) were not that talented at all, three (Fisichella, Trulli and Patrese) were front of the midfield men at best, which leaves you with the possibly underrated Michele Alboreto (5 wins, a string of shit cars) and Elio de Angelis who was killed in testing but probably the best of the bunch.
What are the Stroll lovers going to say when he's still wank?
Stroll lovers?
Sounds like something from the local paper. 'Stroll lovers furious as council blocks off much-loved footpath'
Wonder if £30m-a-year buys you the advice that your son is a bit shit, or not?
He's very aware that his son is a bit shit, which is why he needs to spend that much on Adrian Newey.
You should all look into his junior series title win to see how he approaches his son being shit.
Mclaren have confirmed that pastry has been asked to back lando in his title fight against Max. He would be 10 points better off if they did this a few races ago.
Very likely too late, but if they can pull it off and overhaul Max, I will lol my pants off. The seethe will be absolutely incredible. He'll probs end up in the Aston in 2026...
Horner can get fucked. I've not longed for someone's downfall more for an eternity.
I don't think Max will seethe, he's a good racer and knows the score. Helmut and co will absolutely seethe.
Macca winning the constructors would be good though, how long has it been. 2007?
Just had a look at the tables for a first time in a while. Only 25 retirements all season, 4 of them to Sargent. Someone introduce some jeopardy ffs.
It hadn't quite sunk in how useless Kick Sauber Stake Fuck Shit are. Zero points, and Valtteri Bottas is 22nd in the drivers' championship on a 20-car grid. Good effort son.
Bearman still now being above 6 of the drivers in the table, despite there having been 14 races since he did his only one, is comical. Also perhaps proof of the size of the gap between top and bottom.
Incredible given that, that McLaren went from genuine last place contender in Spring '23 to where they are now.
You need to go back to the Hakkinen days. 1998 I think.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
2007 was the spying shit wasn't it so they got nul points.
I forgot about spygate. Bernie and Max windmilling everyone to death, literally in Nigel Stepney's case. Photocopier shops in Woking high street. Ron Dennis issuing laughably wordy statements. Great days. Just a year before Crashgate, too.
All the scandals now are 14 year old playground stuff by comparison.
Another tight quali incoming. Think one of the big dogs may get fucked over with a red flag. Been loads throughout practice
McLaren had a very wonky practice too.
Although the third session seems to have been better.
Red Bull look back to being competitive without any kerbs. Perez loves this place after all. Same with Leclerc, wouldn’t be shocked if either of them two finish P1
Leclerc looking rapid here. He’s not that far behind Norris and Ferrari really aren’t that far behind Red Bull in constructions
What the fuck Williams?
Lando
Everyone wanting Piastri to be Bottas when Lando just isn't Lewis.
Did they tell Norris to pit because of the yellow flag in sector 3? I have no idea why else they’d apologise
Well, I sort of called it. It was a yellow flag rather than a red flag fucking someone over. Norris was up on Piastri so it never made sense why he would box other than being costed by a flag.
Season over
War should be declared on the French.
Fucking Ocon.
Can McLaren now take a million engine parts grid penalties to salvage something from this weekend?
They may as well at this point. Nothing to lose really.
We are all Charles Leclerc.
Bearman and the Argie.
Colapinto
Logi Bear going to be sat at home furious.
White flag!?!?
McLaren screwed Lando?
Just shows how fucking shite people like him are. Zhou, Sergeant and Latifi are beyond pathetic
Makes sense why they were apologising.
He needs a new engineer
Couldnt have said it better myself
I don't know if I'd put Zhou in the same bracket as Sargeant and Latifi. He's not quite F1 quality but he's also not a complete joke like the other two.
Williams have royally fucked Albon there.
He absolutely is. Look how far behind he is to Bottas every single race.
Who put Baku and Singapore back to back? Two absolute snooze fests you can’t overtake on
Zhou has had a car that's only got worse since he came in. Hasn't really had fair chance. 8 people could DNF and it'd still struggle to get points.
He has finished ahead of Bottas on about a third of the GPs this season and is ahead of him on the standings. They are driving a fucking tractor. You can't compare that with Latifi and Sargeant, for whom finishing a race would be considered a massive success.
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