Ronaldo in this game has reminded me of Fred Couples or someone plodding around Augusta in his 60s, shooting 78 but adored by the punters all the same.
IT. IS. COMING. HOME.
Spain
Germany
France
Portugal
Italy
Actually I think [insert team who won't win] could win it!
I'm a bore and want league football back
I'm even more of a bore and want to discuss TRANSFERS
A glory-supporting turtle wearing the winners' kit
Ronaldo in this game has reminded me of Fred Couples or someone plodding around Augusta in his 60s, shooting 78 but adored by the punters all the same.
Eurgh.
I was thinking Elton John slurring his way through Bennie and the Jets.
Dog shit from France considering the talent available.
Gary Lineker with a joke about wanking. Yessss
I'm a twit
You may well be right. Miles off the pace, dropping stinker after stinker, but somehow undropableOriginally Posted by Lewis
Jenas: WE NEED ANALYSIS ON BOTH GOALKEEPERS……… BOTH VERY GOOD
Shush now, the grownups are talking.
I'm a twit
It's probably of benefit to the whole of Portugal and certainly to their FA that he continues to play for them. Same with Messi and Argentina.
Who else they gonna play? Gonçalo Ramos?
I'm a twit
Yep, absolutely years left in both.
Mbappe: *runs in to opposition and loses ball*
Danny Mills: "super feet"
Lmao
Get him off for his own mental wellbeing
Cat-like reactions, if the cat had had a very large breakfast indeed.
How has this only been five minutes
Can’t believe dembele passed that there
We need a Pepe goal.
Dembele could have scored the goal of the tournament there. Or missed. Obviously.
Pepe to score the winning penalty kick please
At least this is good desensitisation therapy for the England game tomorrow.
What are France doing here for the love of Christ. Press the fucking ball.
The finishing has been appalling.
Southgate's probably got this on silent in the team hotel with a bit of Serge Gainsbourg playing over the top to really get him in the mood.
Ah, je t'aime...
Is Giroud still a thing? He would have a hat trick by now.
France one shy of a Mandingo eleven. Theo Hernandez destined to miss a penalty.
This is just hideous. Send them both home and give the Germans another run at Spain in the semi.
Even the pundits are in on it praising Ronaldo's movement.
Ah, it's the pitch's fault.
"This movement is the best we have ever seen".
Put some adverts on ffs. Borrow some from ITV. I don't care, just stop talking.
Why is Ronaldo sitting down like that? Freak.
Mbappe has bottled it.
Mbappe coming off
Fucking bottler
He a pussy'o
Mbappe
I'd go to bed but I don't want to miss Ronaldo crying for the last time.
Been tragic all tournament
Calling a bloke who scored 3 penalties in a World Cup final a bottler is certainly a take though
I've learned a lot in this game, the biggest thing being that Nuno Mendes and Nelson Semedo are different people. Also watched back the highlights of the Euro '84 clash between the two, which, yeah, bit better.
So that’s 2 Portugal knock out games in a row that have basically been their match from the Simpsons….
He lost.
Not in ‘18
How about Roberto Martinez to replace Southgate? That would get the Yevcopter airborne.
I really hope that Spain puts four past either of these two atrocious teams.
Did Fance not watch Portugals last penalty shootout?
I'll be seething if some Eder regen pops up and robs us of penalties.
Dembele might not have an end product but at least he’s fun to watch.
I'd actually like someone good, but I'd take Martinez over Southgate all day long.
Like Andros Townsend.
I don’t think he ever took a man on in his life. Cut inside and shoot from 30 yards over and over
Is there any evidence that Ronaldo remains good at heading or is it just an assumption based on him being useless at everything else?
What the fuck is Fofana doing there?
lol, Portugal one upping France there.
No idea how that's ended 0-0.
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