This is the first time I've tuned into BBC coverage... Does Lineker always sound like someone has just murdered his mother?
IT. IS. COMING. HOME.
Spain
Germany
France
Portugal
Italy
Actually I think [insert team who won't win] could win it!
I'm a bore and want league football back
I'm even more of a bore and want to discuss TRANSFERS
A glory-supporting turtle wearing the winners' kit
This is the first time I've tuned into BBC coverage... Does Lineker always sound like someone has just murdered his mother?
I wouldn't be a fan of giving that, but that sort of handball is clearly a lot more 'deliberate' than the stupid UEFA interpretation that fucked the Danes.
How did that not go in.
Dragus doesn't seem to understand that his shots can be blocked. He always shoots with like 3 players right in front of him.
Seems offside.
Double substitution whilst 1-0 up in the 68th minute. Are you watching, Gareth? #SomehowAboutEngland
Have the BIG TEAMS finally realised it's better to attack?
Does the BBC commentator think that this game is taking place in Paris?
That pass by Malen was horrendous.
The ref gave a free kick for that? Fucking hell.
Simons has that Gabriel Jesus curse of always looking like he is about to cry.
Is this actually the best the Netherlands has to offer in attack? How far they've fallen.
That #3 defender is an idiot.
Netherlands are fodder. We will breeze past them after we dispatch the Swiss.
Although they’ll probably get done by Austria anyway.
Shoes on the pitch
I think I've seen Gakpo be involved in more goals in about 10 games for Holland as I have in a season and a half at Liverpool.
This is going to be a banger.
Austria? More like Lostria. Amirite?
Why did the nearest Austrian defender move out of the way when the 'keeper scooped it out?
Almost Drawstria.
I was told by every hipster that Austria were the best team in this tournament.
You were probably told that they had played the best football this far. Which they had.
Only Spain have also been good, it's largely been a sea of shit.
If this stays at 1-0 and Turkey start hacking people, they'll be missing virtually every starter in the quarters.
Netherlands - Turkey will turn the big Dutch cities upside down.
Do either of these two sing songs about the Ottoman-Hapsburg Wars?
Probably.
Now this is more like the Austria I know and love
I'm not quite sure about the nature of it but this Turkey team are going to have a moment of complete head loss at some point during this half.
Really good response from Austria in this second half.
Banging header.
Fuck sake.
This referee is brilliant.
Game well on.
It's back on lads.
If they get through they'll end up with their entire team suspended for the semi after a war with Holland.Originally Posted by -james-
<Gareth Southgate Mr Burns Image>
I've been to Germany and I'm pretty sure whoever is collecting these cups will be able to exchange them for a Porsche in about an hour's time.
This Posch guy has been immense in the second half.
I feel a late equaliser.
He's offside so it wouldn't count anyway, but I'd immediately take him off for shooting instead of passing there. Horrendous.
What a fucking save.
That is a stunning save.
What a save. Hadn't realised Mert was in goal for them.
What a fucking save that is
Quality game.
Shame Austria couldn't get the equaliser but that save was amazing.
Thirty-five year old Besiktas 'keeper making saves like that is computer up the wall stuff on Football Manager.
Rolf Rangnick.
Or not
That was immense.
I expected at least some shithousery from them, but not only did they keep it civil, they barely did any timewasting.
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