This is turgid shite.
Figuring out what a Cole Palmer is and why it's worth 42.5m quid
Saudi oil money everywhere
Chelsea Boehl money everywhere
United rummaging around in the bargain bin
It being done for another few months
Something sensible like your club actually signing somebody decent
This is turgid shite.
I'm pretty much supporting Ukraine at this point #SlavaUkraini
That line up is a crime against football, so nice to see it's working out so well.
Don't worry, lads. I've got just the result that will lift spirits.
Eastleigh 0-6 Gateshead.
Thankful he's signed for Bayern so I can admit this now, that was a phenomenal pass from Kane.
Can't believe how unpatriotic some of you are. Pretty disgusting behaviour.
Maguire to get the winner. Our hero, our captain.
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Is Foden forever tainted by that dalliance with the Icelandic slags [and good old 'Mase'] in Southgate's mind, or is he just a permanent victim of safety first football?
Also, is there any other example of a player for a serious nation who categorically doesn't get picked for his club in all but the most dire circumstances yet starts every game for his country?
This is absolute dog shit.
Maguire's been hanging around with Rashford for too long.
Oh, good, here comes Connor Gallagher to save the day.
The only positive to come out of that was Walker pocketing the TikTok nonce so easily. Honestly don't understand how he's managing to continue stealing a living at this level.
Scotland beat us on Tuesday. Nailed on.
The Joe Cole analysis is comedy gold.
Germany are properly shit these days aren’t they
Ya but don't sleep on the Samurais coming to teach the white man a lesson. Their XI is filth.
Bielsa's Uruguay mowed down Chile last night as well in the first World Cup qualifier. What a combination they could be.
They should be good. They have proper defenders, a very good midfield (even better when Bentancur is back) and then a proper international striker in Darwin Nunez
Proper manager now too with a proper bench.
Properest football man.
This is absolutely going to happen, isn't it?
Sadly he'll probably just stay with England FOREVER.
My mate reckons he'll go to Palace to replace Roy, being a former captain and all.
England need him more than he needs them. They have an M&S menswear contract which probably still has years to run, and he handily ticks all the woke boxes while also not backing up his words with actions, which keeps the council estate £s rolling in. The ideal England manager.
I'm sure Steve Cooper would be the next best thing for them.
Paul Ince.
I haven't heard him having a cry about how he'd be managing Man Utd if he was white for a while actually. What's he up to these days?
He’s too good for United these days.
Paul Ince is, sit down for this, currently unemployed.
Does he still have his personalised Asda space?
What the fuck was Idah at there?
Looks like a tasty atmosphere this in Ireland.
This Nigerian side look like they could possibly reach new heights for Africa. Attack is filth and there's just about enough respectability in defence for them to be carried by their teammates.
Koeman smashed the tactical HT subs to change formation and kill the game. And that's with Weghorst as his option off the bench. Makes you think.
Kenny will be 25 minutes late with his subs as usual. He's gone after tonight, may as well go for it.
Seems only cunts go to see the king of cunts.
So much clenching in that photo.
I read today that Michael Emenalo is a big noise in Saudi Arabian football. I hope the 'red-faced man' is cashing in right alongside him.
What the fuck is Piers' posture there.
He's hoping for a kiss.
Pogba caught with high levels of testosterone (no Taz it isnt because he is black and no you cant suck him off), could be a big ban. Fucking lol.
Real are about to rename the Bernabeu 'Wakanda Forever' and the best Barclays talents get hoovered up by the Shiites, the white man has been well and truly cornered and his last resort is, sadly, to cry about his biological inferiority.
Sunnis, surely?