Brazilian anthem is good.
His every touch of the ball brings a tremble to my nethers
I like him a healthy amount and think his career is worth a World Cup win
I like him but sod Argentina winning
He's great, obviously, but I don't care if he succeeds or fails
He's great, obviously, but pundits need to settle down
I'm a racist and that's why I hate him
I'm an idiot and will argue he's actually not all that good
Brazilian anthem is good.
Perisic has some record for Croatia:
2 at 2014 World Cup
2 at 2016 Euros
3 at 2018 World Cup
2 at 2020 Euros
1 at 2022 World Cup (so far)
How is Danilo not getting sent off there?
Kovacic and Brozovic going through a power of work so far in the middle.
Guy Mowabray’s fantasising over Brazilian flair is getting tiresome.
Jenas right there (for once) - if Oliver doesn't think that's a foul, why the fuck is he blowing the whistle?
Brazil being made to look incredibly average. You love to see it.
I thought VAR was going to give it.
They're boring as fuck but Croatia have so much technical quality. Almost always unhurried. Still fancy Brazil to workmanlike their way through. Glad VAR didn't call the fix in yet, although it would have been better if they had and the ref [having clearly seen it] had told them to do one.
Celtic board will be licking their lips at this Juranovic showing. I think he was on his way out anyway but I don't think he's ever looked this good.
Croatia don't ever look like scoring.
Brazil manager just swapping like for like attackers all over. Bring on ‘Bruno’ ffs
Antony should be booked as a minimum there.
Modric's turn of pace at the age of 37 is almost unbelievable.
Do Brazil’s forwards have a bleach sponsorship?
Petkovic hasn't helped the Croatian cause.
I hope this is Croatia's last decent tournament. What a boring team.
If Brazil don't win this it's because they're indulging Neymar.
I've obviously only been drifting in and out of this, but what is going on with [is it?] Eder Militao's shorts? Looks like he's walked out of a 1980s rugby league game.
What a cameo from this lump Croatia have brought on up front. Think he’s given it away every time he’s got the ball.
I don't know if it's correct, but Matterface's Chee-tay has to be the worst of all the pronunciation sins to have been aired on this broadcast.
Mowbray*
They're all the same.
They're not, Matterface is so much worse.
If Croatia scored after the commentators took the piss out the big lump
That's quality from Neymar.
Waaaaaaaaay.
That’s a brilliant goal. Some plur
The keeper has to clean him out there.
Thank god. As much as I would like to lol at Brazil, having Croatia stink it up for a third game in a row in the semis was a horrendous prospect.
The Holland-Croatia dream is dying. Was looking forward to another properly organised, structured 120 minutes plus penalties.
I fancy 15 mins of attacking Croatia to yield an equaliser here.
Brazil/Argentina got 0-0 all over it too
Taking a 3-man short corner in these circumstances should be an automatic life ban from any involvement in the sport.
No way Petkovic scores
Hahahahaha some boys
"Tiiiiny deflection" Jenas is brain dead.
Cracking stuff this. Penalties please.
Looking at the lineups, Croatia gotta be odds-on faves for pens, a ridiculous line-up of flakey favela boys rounded off with king flake of Manchester.
Bit of a silly foul from Perisic there.
That checkmate line made me chuckle tbf.
Fucking hell that 'check mate, checked mates' line should see Mowbray fired into the sun
Brutal Balkan assassination ahoy.
Neymar to miss please.
Another shit penalty against Livakovic.