I do love a Man Utd fan objecting to thr idea of supporting a team - including Man Utd players - on dickhead grounds.
Also, Monghow, you preciously claimed it was because some England fans had told you that you weren't English at some point, didn't you?
Pick a reason lad.
Mahow, let's seize this opportunity for you to return to the English supporting bosom. Then we can forget this ever happened.
Big Mase definitely sung Queen there.
Was that Iran player taking the knee or doing his shoelaces?
Ref's bottled that.
Good to see VAR is a fucking shambles on an international level as well as in the Prem.
Unsurprisingly the cash Joe shredded was fake.
That looked sore. Not a hope they're not both concussed.
He's surely coming off.
I really like Joe Lycett, but can no one see anything through?
It's got him the publicity he craved. That's the only thing that mattered.
Allah must be an England fan.
He's clearly out to lunch.
Yet again football shows they don't give a fuck about concussions.
Inspiring.
Rain balls in on top of the fool now.
Why are they acting like it’s a concussion though? It’s clearly his nose that got fucked up.
Size of his nose now. Offft![]()
His nose is about three foot long with the swelling.
Shoot on sight for the next few minutes. He'll get pulled soon enough.
Maybe this is Iran's gameplan![]()
He's out for the tournament now isn't he? Probably why they insisted on giving it a go.
I flicked to another tab for a second. Did he drop or get another clout?
Infantino: I feel concussed
Is this a time-wasting exercise or what?
There should be about 15 minutes added time.
He could barely stand up. Absolute shambles that there isn't an independent medic because you knew the Iranian team wanted him to stay on.
His mates slapping him round the chops probably didn't help.
Great vote of confidence in this new lad.
Some blokes just walked out of the pub because he’s ‘sick of these woke footballers falling over and taking an hour to get up’ presumably referring to the goalie?
He wasn't very woke when he went off.
Did the stadium announcer just announce the booking. That's different.
This game is going to be a shitfest.
Who's decided that possession stats are now a 3-way stat?
xPossession.
How on earth Sterling starts ahead of Foden, Grealish and Maddison I'll never know.
I was wondering that one yesterday. What are they actually counting as the third one?
This 2nd of 4 keepers looks ropey. Top class shithousery from the Iranians already, we need a goal pretty quick otherwise we'll get unstuck against this.
Referee loves a 5m dash towards where the foul is made.
Jenas needs stoned to death
Playing Sterling and Mount against a ‘low block’ is quite lol