My intense hatred of both sides is taking the shine off, but it does have the makings of a great final.

On balance, I think I might - and this makes me feel a bit sick - actually prefer a Liverpool win. For all the Scouse flaws, the "Spanish Giants" have always been the most entitled cunts in football. The Mbappe seethe has shown that nothing has changed in that. I want to see the tears of Spanish Children.