I shaved my beard but I had brilliant local barber during the covid times.Originally Posted by Manc
Queenslander.
If you're going to a barbers that doesn't have a booking system you're doing it wrong.
I shaved my beard but I had brilliant local barber during the covid times.Queenslander.
If you're going to a barbers that doesn't have a booking system you're doing it wrong.
My barber doesn't use a booking system, he also charges £15 less than the ones who do.Queenslander.
If you're going to a barbers that doesn't have a booking system you're doing it wrong.
It shows, M8.
Could a beard not be self done?
It actually looks good when it is freshly cut but my hair grows like a cresshead on miracle grow and I refuse to go more often than monthly.
I have some tools for managing the beard but if you make a mistake it can spiral into a fuck up rapidly, happened in lockdown and it was a good job I didn't have to leave the house for a while.
Last edited by Lofty; 12-12-2021 at 07:55 AM.
I gave up on mine lately so I’m sporting a top notch chrome dome with the fluff on the sides and back. Bit more and I could try a combover.
Would you like to be called Mr Burns or Prince William going forward?
I’d love to see Wills sporting a handlebar.
I've only had to queue once in my barbers but it was like an hour wait.
I rather have all the cookies in the world automatically downloaded into everything I own that having to click on all that shit every time I go to a website.
This x 10,000,000.
My phone appears to be on the way out. The battery plummets from 100% to 20% in about 15 minutes, then when connected to charge it goes back up to 100% just as quickly.
Anyone had this? I presume it's terminal?
Was happening to mine a few weeks back. I bought a new charger and it's worked wonders. How old is the handset?
Ah. I'll give that a try, cheers. It's only a year or so old. I think I'm only half way through my contract.
Can’t you take it / send it somewhere for a battery replacement? Sounds like the battery is dead / dying.
If it's an iPhone there's a battery health readout it can give you in Settings > Battery. Might be an Android equivalent
Mine had a hiccup the other day where I'd start with 24%, get off my bus an hour later and it'd be down to 4% only for it to rebound back to 20% when I got home after work.
Your microchips are draining power from the battery through their electrical field.
For about two months now the local Sainsburys has been devoid of proper cans of coke, there's a big space on the shelf for them but they never have any. Plenty of the other shitty varieties, tiny cans and bottles but none of the normal stuff. I now make a point of walking down that aisle whenever I go just to see if they've managed to find any.
Keep us updated please.
I'm a twit
It was the same with cans of Dr Pepper zero during lockdown last year. I checked every time I went to Morrison’s but it took a solid year or so for supply to be reinstated.
The Linda McCartney cheese and leek pasties had the same issue. Ive only recently found them once again recently.
Bread sauce for me this year. Couldn’t be got.
Just make it mate.
I must have said about the bread sauce before because I do recall saying it wouldn't be the same before.
https://www.norfolk.police.uk/wanted.../leon-punchard
We got stuck on the a47 for 3 and a half hours the other night because this nobend was threatening to lob himself off the bridge and then somehow ran away.
Road was closed til 2.30am but they turned us all round at about quarter to 12 (god knows why it took so long).
That's where snipers are needed.
5 foot 4? I'm surprised it took him until 30.
He looks 45.
You did.
But also: any bread sauce > no bread sauce.
It'd also be better not worse.
Yeah but Giggles is very set in his ways.
Different from something you’ve had for 20+ years is always going to be worse, even if it’s “nicer”. I just didn’t have any after.
At least give it a go mate.
Boomers don't like change.
I probably will do when I don’t have everyone over on Christmas Day.
Spent 3 days raising my daughters tamagotchi and she’s been on it this morning and somehow got rid of it and started again with a new egg.RIP little fella.
I'm a twit
So fucking weird.
Agreed, nuking a 3 day old tamagotchi pet is mental. Tell her she's weird from me and Spikes, baz.
Buying a pack of cigarettes as I have done every other day for the last 17 years.
Them: Do you have ID?
Me:I have a Swiss ID, I don't like to carry my passport round incase I lose it.
*Staring at it*
Me:I'm 33.
Them:I can see that but I have to check if this ID is real.
Why? You think I've got a fake ID that says I'm 15 years years over the legal age?
It's lucky you have to be an expert in International Fraud to man the till at the local Shell Garage.
Was at the pub tonight and felt that this guy was going left and right to say how funny the Asian bartenders name was. He came up to me and I said his ‘hilarious’ joke wasn’t funny and that saying that his mate wanted to have gay sex with him wasn’t funny either.
He took that badly and said ‘mate I’m not racist. Here’s a joke, ‘what do you call a black guy on a zebra crossing.’’ He said ‘now you see me now you don’t’ and I didn’t laugh. He got very angry at me.
I saw him outside when smoking a cig and he asked what my problem was and I said his jokes weren’t funny. I asked where he was from because I thought he was welsh but turns out he’s a traveller.
He claimed that I was easily offended. At which point him and his mate blocked me from re-entering the pub because I hated travellers.
I mean if you're not gonna laugh at banter like that after a few, you need to find yourself a craft beer gaff.
Gotta call a dickhead a dickhead. Cant let a barman get bullied whos clearly hating it because hes contractually obliged to.
What was the original joke?
And what sort of "Asian"?
You're asking for it working in a bar with a name like 'Por Dit Wong', and I bet he was lolling along with them before phonics started causing bother.
Yeah racism is definitely cool and funny so long as it's in a pub. Can't believe you didn't laugh at that hilarious zebra crossing joke you probably first heard on the playground when you were about 13.
They can't have been proper travellers if you're able to post after that altercation. It was probably Tommy Fury.
Nobody on this planet has ever needed a slap more than that old cunt on the left.
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