Scripts seem so boring to me.

Suburban street, ext. DAVE and GLADYS stand beside a wheely bin. A cat is sat on a nearby wall.

DAVE
Put the cat in the bin, would ya?

GLADYS
Sure thing, darlin'.

GLADYS puts the cat in a bin. DAVE laughs. Enter BORIS.

BORIS
*loud pig-like noise*

So, so boring. Each to his own, I guess.