Such a considerate lover.
Such a considerate lover.
Magic lights a candle for a wank.
Dim the lights and set the moodOriginally Posted by Spikey M
"Wank is murder."
And I've had orgasms only Zeus could dream of.
Wanking before.
Socks off?
Ive seen her every day now and it is all laughs and giggles. Also being the little spoon is my new thing.
Awww Sincere is in love.
Have you checked her tyre tread yet Sincere?
20p coin check and passed.
Told you pegging is the way forward.
Slow down. Im not a wild boy.
Is anyone a parent to a child thet isnt their own? Living with your girlfriend/wife together as a step-dad to a seed that isnt your own. What is that like?
Seed
I was with a single mum for a little while after I left Uni, although we weren't together long enough for me to meet the kids. I generally just went round once they were both in bed.
Fond memories of hearing one of their Buzz Lightyear toys give it the big "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND" and having roll off his mum like a naked ninja.
If it goes well enough you bond with the kid the break up is twice as worse, to be honest.
The kid will at least be used to the trauma.
Tune in next week for new episodes of My White Kid.
Only betas bring up other alpha children.
Don't rush moving in.
Im struggling to see any type of benefit from a step-dad perspective.
Or get pegged.
When you reach a certain age it's a case of choosing between used goods or broken goods.
Woah woah woah
My younger sister's been married to a Scotsman for nearly 4 years, they live in Edinburgh (they were together for some years before that). The wedding was great, and he's always been fun to be around, spent a couple of Christmases here etc. I drove them back from their honeymoon. They own a flat (his family has money so stumped up for it I think), they've just bought a new car etc. Three weeks ago they were down here for a post-lockdown visit, all seemed exactly as normal.
This week, out of the blue, he's told her it's over. Even I'm shaken, so christ knows what she must be like. She's legged it back south. My mum knows what's behind it but is so angry she can't even bring herself to tell me on the phone. Could be another woman involved I guess, but for him that would be REALLY weird and out of character. 'Duplicitous bastard' was the phrase used but that sounds weak for adultery. It's truly bewildering.
I think everyone's going mental. I'm really not sure what to do. This sort of thing has never happened in our family.
Is your sister Andie MacDowell?
Freshly on the rebound in time for the summer of love would ordinarily have got abut it looks at serious risk of being postponed.
Maybe he’s confessed his love for her brother.
I'm a twit
Double life?
I had a similar situation last year when my wife's sisters long term partner dropped the bomb that they were splitting up (not his choice) in the middle of a warhammer related email chain. Rest of the family didn't find out for 6 months so that was fun when it happened.
No saving throws for that bomb.
What.
I've always loved a good double life (see John O'Farrell novel The Best a Man Can Get) so if it's this I'll be a bit torn.
Seriously.What.
We converse on and off on the subject and he just replied to my last email talking about painting or when we might play or some shite with a message to the effect that "X has called it off, no longer loves me, I'm probably going to have to move out and sell the little men, do you want any". Bolt from the blue to say the least.
Covid has actually kept them living together thus far.
"Oh man that's terrible..... er, do you have any rat ogres?"
Yeah, pretty much. Said I'd take the lot.
Not rat ogres though, think I have a box of about 30 of them in the loft already. :/
Well, who doesn't?
He's not a kickboxer is he?
Normal people.
I don't know your mum but "duplicitous bastard" sounds pretty strong to me.
I thought gayness (not for Floyd though). Maybe kick the coming out into the very long grass.
I am lolling out loud at 'I don't know your mum but'.
He clearly knows someone's mum.
I'm now imagining Jimmy's mum with the mouth of a dockers wife.
My cousin once pulled the mother of all double lives, living with his fiancee he had been with since school. He decided he actually preferred other women but rather than call it off went into some mad shagging frenzy where he had 4 other women on the go at the same time. In a small town it was never going to end well, somehow he managed to keep them all ignorant of each other until it all came crashing down.
My favourite was the girl who's parents had him on their car insurance
Surely if it was cheating you'd go bigger than 'bastard' with no proper swears. Who knows, I'll soon find out.
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