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Joe Kamala and the Democrats should be the name of a band with an obscure one-hit wonder from the 70s.
With their Vietnam protest song.
On the subject of not dying, it was brought to my attention the other day that Bob Dole is still alive. So is his campaign website from 1996: http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm
The games aren't up.I was looking forward to that crossword.
I was going to guess 78.
He probably won't die (or do two terms) but he'll be senile as fuck if he does. Seems well on the way there already.
How's the free money scene at the moment? I'm slightly sceptical that some 80m odd of the 100m votes already cast aren't Tronald votes from [the other] Pepe. I think him stealing the election with mass fraud and then being found out would be the perfect way for this whole thing to end.
He's gone way out to 1.62 now. I'm not really sure why (well, loads of money clearly going on Trump, but not sure WHY), will have to look into it.
Bernie is 79 apparently. He seems much better value for it than Biden. And Trump, come to think of it. The worlds favourite nuclear superpower is exclusively ran by geriatrics, apparently.
Bernie is sharp.
Easily the best choice out of the 3.
Kamala - Trump JR for 2024.
I dont think so.
Donald Trump Jr? At least Donald Trump Sr has a bit of charisma.
I'm joking . It'll be Ivanka.
No scenes at the polls but tbf I live in a fairly calm district these days
Might actually miss him if he goes.
That was already brilliant before I noticed at about 1 minute in that it wasn't an internet prankster and he'd actually posted it himself.
As The Trump Show touched on, he's been absolutely brilliant at playing social media. Shame he's a complete lunatic really.
Nothing will top the dog tweet, the one where he redacted it's name.
Fuck it. 4 more years.
What is the crack with Trump and The Village People? Are they the only artists left (assuming they are left) who will let him use their music? Seems so bizarrely incongruous.
Right, plan for tonight is to nap for 4 hours now and then hit the supermarche for snacks, before bedding down for an all-nighter.
If I somehow sleep through my alarm, enjoy the scenes.
That's what I'm doing too, except the snacks are already in. Herb-stuffed mushrooms for a Biden win, crappy biscuits dunked in a giant jar of Nutella if Trump dons it.
Where is everyone watching it?
In my living room.
Hold on, it's tonight? I had the all nighter planned in for tomorrow? This has just turned into a slog, but I'm riding it out.
Fucking hell lads.![]()
I'm going to ride this until 1 then calling it a night.. probably.
Is anything likely to be known until about 6am anyway? The West Coast polls can't close until around midnight, surely?
Nothing will be known until Sunday or something.
Or maybe it will. I don't know/care.
Some important states will start giving hints around 1-2 UK time, and then for about 3 hours from then is sort of the "main event" in terms of KEY RACE ALERT™.
I will exercise my right to sleep.
My mate has bet £42k on Biden to win predicting a landslide (412-113). The man has balls of steel.
Even more bonus upside if Trump wins and the world burns then.
Bankers really are the worst.
I had another chunk of 1.62 earlier on Biden and from here we live or die. If we do strike the iceberg, the band will play on.
He's not a banker, most of it is credit card debt :-/
Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, South Carolina, Vermont and Virginia VOTES come in at midnight.
Credit card debt.
Is your friend ok?
He will be if Biden wins. For a while anyway.