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    TTH's biggest weirdo

    Giggles getting up and turning the TV off over a swollen finger got me thinking, what's the weirdest thing that one of us does? As a community we've been pretty open about things, so let's celebrate and decide who TTH's biggest weirdo is.

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    It’s Mahow.
    I'm a twit

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    Are we talking past or present? Because Gareth07uk or whatever he was called was an actual paedophile.

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    TV?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Are we talking past or present? Because Gareth07uk or whatever he was called was an actual paedophile.
    Who?

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    It can be anyone, but you have to give a reason why.

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    I'm talking way back. The Dugout. He got banned eventually and he had some ... stories that probably wound him up in a nonce wing.

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    Where do excessive coat wearing (SVN?) and eating lettuce in the cinema (Foe) rank?

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    Below travelling to Ukraine to meet a cyber girl I’d imagine.

    Also below double trousers too.

    Iceberg lettuce is a top quality snack.

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    What's the story behind excessive coat wearing again? Eating whatever you want in the cinema might look weird to the hyperinsecure amongst us, but imo that's a power move if anything.

    So far:

    1. Ukraine
    2. Double trousers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Below travelling to Ukraine to meet a cyber girl I’d imagine.
    Without a coat too.

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    I hope he booked the flight at the desk.

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    Weirdo is just a perception though isn’t it. Someone’s norm is another’s weird.

    Like hammer loves a bit of kinky shit but so do thousands of others. Weird to many, normal to them.

    The Ukraine thing is a bit odd to me, but it might not to Mahow.

    The double trousers is a bit odd to many, but was an attempt to appear normal to spikey.

    It’s more peculiar behaviour than being weirdo.

    Who’s got a man bun?

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    There's nothing normal about being whipped by a 70 year old because, "It's the only time I feel safe and in control!" Hammer's a mentalist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    There's nothing normal about being whipped by a 70 year old because, "It's the only time I feel safe and in control!" Hammer's a mentalist.
    You’ve sort of missed my point there quite beautifully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post

    The double trousers is a bit odd to many, but was an attempt to appear normal to spikey.
    It most fucking certainly does not appear normal to Spikey.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 05-04-2020 at 10:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Weirdo is just a perception though isn’t it. Someone’s norm is another’s weird.
    Which is why I've opened the topic up for discussion instead of making a definitive list and asking for the thread to be closed.

    The weirdest stuff is usually a desperate appeal to appear normal, and totally unnecessary but fueled by a lack of self-awareness. If it makes sense, it isn't particularly weird.

    Sexual stuff is a bit different, but obviously can be ranked somewhere if they like eating shit. Kinkiness isn't weird, but it does depend how far you go. If Hammer was walking round in a gimp suit on a lead then, yeah, bit odd, but not quite Ukraine odd.

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    Dark Soldier.

    Speaking of which, is he ever on here now?

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    Spikey has a bit of nip to him.

    /boom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd View Post
    Dark Soldier.

    Speaking of which, is he ever on here now?
    Yeah, still frequents. He posted a banging techno set on Friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Spikey has a bit of nip to him.

    /boom
    Spikey's weirdest moment was that "doo be doo" thing that Lewis will remember far better than me.

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    Shout outs to Henry and Harold too. The Garden Soccer stuff was fully mental, but probably a tad tongue-in-cheek, whereas Harold's intellectual insecurity resulted in a very strange stint on Teh Refuge. How long was he posting to himself on there in exile? 2-3 years?

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    You actually remember it, how funny.

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    Is any of this material archived?

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    I'm trying to find it and came across this:

    https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_...p=44066#p44066

    What was all that about?

    EDIT: You copied somebody's post from TTH but can't get on the site to see who.
    Last edited by Offshore Toon; 05-04-2020 at 10:46 AM.

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    GS probably the biggest nut i’ve seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    I'm trying to find it and came across this:

    https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_...p=44066#p44066

    What was all that about?

    EDIT: You copied somebody's post from TTH but can't get on the site to see who.
    It was a girl that used to post on the old forum black in the MySpace days. Chelsea fan I believe. Anyway, I put the moves on her, she added me on MySpace and I posted on her page saying, 'you actually added me, how funny, anyway... dobedo... hows you?' Or something equally fucking painful.

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    Mantralux's religious fervour that Wenger's young guns would be world beaters was something to behold.

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    Mantralux was hilarious, with her adjusted database that had Walcott better than Messi and Ronaldo combined.

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    I'm reminded just how much Henry really, really, really hates Baz.

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    Actually, my weirdest moment is measuring my head because Bam and Kiko are no good bullies.

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    Let’s keep garden soccer out of here. Top quality website, grade A sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Actually, my weirdest moment is measuring my head because Bam and Kiko are no good bullies.
    Did you use one of those tiny rulers you get from christmas crackers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Did you use one of those tiny rulers you get from christmas crackers?
    i

    NO I USED YOUR MUMS FUCKING BELT.

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    I don't imagine that worked very well.

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    Garden Soccer would have gone MASSIVE in the lockdown era with today's social media. 15 years ahead of its time.

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    Whoever said that Hope Solo had the nicest butthole they'd ever seen. Thinking Trancemeister but could be wrong. Definitely got rapey vibes from that one.

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    She has a growler like a lamb shawarma.

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    American lasses definitely have a particular head.

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    I think 'weirdo' has to cover general behaviour and/or outlook rather than isolated incidents, so as hilarious as the SvN coat story is these days you wouldn't expect anyone in his real life to think he's strange with his business and his family and his gleaming pate. With that in mind, I think most people would be looking towards the likes of - in no particular order - myself, Yevrah, Giggles, Smiffy, and Pepe as an outside bet. Me for example. Everyone I know (except the old man, who I take after) thinks I'm some sort of crank. I don't think I am, and I don't play up to it. I just crack on. But I'm aware of the perception.

    I would say Giggles.

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    40 posts to get a mention. I thought I was going to fly under the radar on this one.

    I am an oddball but it doesn't reflect as well online as it does IRL as I sense on here I'm disliked more than liked whereas in real life it's the complete opposite. Nothing wrong with a small dose of weirdness so long as you're not twitching curtains or whatever.

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    As if Lewis didn't mention me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    As if Lewis didn't mention me.
    You've reverted back to your boring 1-0 Ronaldo early years. You need to step it up.

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    It's hard to actually assess because - at least based on what we hear from you - the anxiety stuff prevents you doing half of the day-to-day things that you would normally measure 'weirdness' against. You're more of (merely) a shut-in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I think 'weirdo' has to cover general behaviour and/or outlook rather than isolated incidents, so as hilarious as the SvN coat story is these days you wouldn't expect anyone in his real life to think he's strange with his business and his family and his gleaming pate. With that in mind, I think most people would be looking towards the likes of - in no particular order - myself, Yevrah, Giggles, Smiffy, and Pepe as an outside bet. Me for example. Everyone I know (except the old man, who I take after) thinks I'm some sort of crank. I don't think I am, and I don't play up to it. I just crack on. But I'm aware of the perception.

    I would say Giggles.
    You're not a crank, but you have a zero-bullshit approach which I can well imagine throwing a lot of people. It took me half an hour to get used to the unfettered directness when I met you, iirc. And that's me, an educated cynic who had read thousands of your posts prior to that. Idiots in offices must really, really struggle.

    I can imagine Giggles being cut from similar cloth.

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    I could go along with me in fairness, though I let most of it out here so I’m hugely different in real life. Unlike Lewis, by the sounds of it, I wouldn’t say anything even close to what I’d type here to anyone.

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    I think the forum works cus everyone here is a total weirdo, but it's largely lots of different types of weirdness that complement each other.

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    Harold is an actual maniac.

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    Genuine odd balls I don't mind, it's those that ham it up which need culling.

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    No love for Bolton Massiv locking himself in his house before moving to Taiwan to teach housewives English with his cock?

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