Reanimate Thatcher.
Gropey Weinstein has it. Wonder if he consented.
Presumably the government/local authorities are guaranteeing teachers' wages through this? I have no idea how that kind of thing normally works.
Erm ... that figure can't be accurate. It's announced on Thursday.
BBC News are about to show a main deadline piece on 'online worship' and a streamed bar mitzvah :clinteastwood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRe-514tGMg
Times Square live. Damn.
The yanks aren't going to do anything like we've done, economically, are they?
This is going to end them.
I think a full lockdown not only safe guards people but probably businesses also. It's going to happen so we may as well get on with it.
2nd stimulus set for July down here. It is impressive how far to the left Scommo has stepped.
I hope my barber starts doing home visits. I usually panic if my hairs not been cut after 2 weeks. Sheeesh.
https://www.michigan.gov/coronavirus...2357--,00.htmlA place of religious worship is not subject to penalty under section 3 of Executive Order 2020-11.
State ordered 0 blades for all!![]()
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-...=0&pfmredir=sm
Victorian Premier Daniels Andrews has announced 500 police officers will form a coronavirus task force to enforce social-distancing rules being flouted by "selfish" Australians.
My man Rand Paul's got it.![]()
Weinstein, too. Losing good men out here![]()
State borders are closed!
https://www.news.com.au/national/sou...2706d39834815f
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We just pulled out of the Olympics; I can see other OCs following suit.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51995470
It's trying to take on Fellainimania now, it will fail miserably.
Corona FC has made some properly good signings this weekend.
The line up outside the Centerlink/Unemployment buildings today around the country is actually terrifying veiwing.
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FFS, I've just seen photos outside the Darlinghurst location in Sydney. The line goes three blocks.
The US jobless claims number for this past week comes out on Thursday. Goldman forecasted the number to be around 2.25 million - for reference, the highest it has ever been since 1967 is ~700K.![]()
Good thing the Mexicans built tunnels underground to get the drugs in for when they close the border completely.
My uncle was appalled just how many Americans don’t really have any savings, basically just living week to week. So this is going to be an absolute shit storm for them I think if it really takes off - particularly given the number of people who work in retail. Expect a pretty sharp uptake in crime as desperation kicks in.
To top everything off, I've just been stopped by the cops for going through a red light (to be fair, there was no right turn, and 99% these junctions would be green for go straight bikes).
The second bummer is that I only had 4,500,000 in crisp 500k's so had to pay 500k - he wanted 800k, I'd usually pay 200k. Cunts.
Should have coughed on the cash.
One of HCMC's main congregation areas.
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Sorted work, I think. I’m in Tuesday and Thursday all day then in Friday morning.
I love all the comments on this petition to ban sight tests.
I'm a twit
There's a canal there that the little scrotes could be just pushed into.
As if STILL going into the office wasn't bad enough, when I tried to get my sandwich from the local Sainsbury's I was turned away for not being an NHS worker. There'll only be stuffing and gluten free pumpkin seeds left by 1.
That is insane.
Still in the office today. In fairness, we do manufacture food packaging so I can't see this place shutting down. I'm lucky I only share an office with one guy and we sit far enough away.
I went to Smyths toys yesterday to get a PS4, they were operating a 1 in 1 out policy and all the mongs in the queue looked at me like a proper twat for wearing latex gloves and asking them to keep a distance in the queue around me.
At one point there was 6 people bunched up in front of me, a one meter gap, myself, another gap and then a load more people ontop of themselves.
People really just dont care.