Some quality headwear on display from the Tunisian fans.
Nail on the head, they've been snide from the word go. Soft penalty but what the fuck was Walker doing anyway with his arm up there.
Walker and Maguire look like bombscares so far. They just don't seem composed enough for passing it out the back from this back three.
Stones
England just need to summon the ghost of Louis van Gaal here and pump crosses into the box. They'll score 12.
Rashford needs to come in for Sterling.
Delph for Alli would be lol.
How is that on Kane not a penalty?
Good to know that the First Rule even applies to the VAR idiot panel.
John Stones
Is that three complete miskicks from six yards out so far? Look nervous despite playing decent stuff at times.
Why is it that pacey black English forwards are always rubbish at striking the ball?
Why are they finishing like they're 1-0 down in the 89th minute?
Betting on a penalty to be awarded in every match is the way to go here. It was like 3.4something for this game. Had a fiver on it.
Edit: 3.6 actually.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Alli on one leg is better than Lingard, Stones and Sterling combined.
Actually think we are playing ok here. Just snatched at chances.
We’ve already had over half the amount of penalties that were awarded in the last World Cup. And every other World Cup, I believe.
lol at stopping the play for that.
And they're off
Rolling around like hotshot hamish kicked the ball at him.
Like fuck was that a soft penalty against England. He flat out moves his elbow backwards. Sure the Tunisian player made the most out of it but it was a penalty.
The one on Kane was absolutely stonewall then.
That's the best half any team has played all tournament.
Bit too much bunting from the Beeb here.
Classic head to the elbow there. That kind of shit should not be a penalty.
The first one isn't a penalty but if it is then the Kane one is a penalty.
I can’t help but get the feeling the England players are all mates. Well, most of them anyway.
They’re mostly little black boys, which is probably why. And they definitely rip the piss out of Harry Kane when he’s not around, with Dele Alli leading the charge.
I'm a twit
Who has played better? Maybe Spain but even they cocked up defensively.
I don't think that's even a controversial opinion lol.
You're a mess.
Finishing is an actual part of "playing well".
We've been better than I expected, but when it's come to finishing (which last time I checked still counts) we've shown the composure of a heroin addict.
The defence is also an accident waiting to happen as well, arguably it already has - but either way, it clearly will again.
Portugal are piss, and Spain didn't create nearly as much.
England should be about 3-0 up.
You did see England's three Stooges routine when trying to defend didn't you?
Yeah they're winning this one easily, but you're either getting carried away or off your tits.
Were those flies around Sterling? Fitting if so.