I imagine all squids to be a bit damp.
I imagine all squids to be a bit damp.
Oops! No wet squids or squibs last night, it was quality. I think I'm in love.
Damp, rather. My brain has been melted by lust.
She must be seriously fit
I'm a twit
I think I once read a short story about someone who used a damp squid as a substitute vagina while masturbating. Might have been another of those pesky fever dreams.
Not a whole one presumably.
Jar of liver.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Damp, very important your squid is damp
Wet if possible. Just like my women. OI OI!
Almost broke up with my girlfriend of four years yesterday. Was quite an upsetting experience really, her basically being in complete shock didn't really help. We decided to give it a bit longer to see if I change my mind but that just means we're in a really awkward phase at the moment. We live together so not really sure what's going to happen.
Part of why we agreed to try a bit longer is I couldn't really express my reasons for trying to break up. Said stuff about having been in relationships since 17, wanting to just be on my own/independent (although her Qs as to what that would substantively involve were valid Qs) and no longer being as committed to the relationship as she is. None seemed to really be convincing, although perhaps that was because she was in shock and needs time to process stuff.
Break-ups are shit.
You don't need to provide a reason to break up. Staying together because you couldn't verbalise your feelings in that moment is a ridiculous concept.
I don't think it'll really be an amicable break-up without being able to express those reasons and giving her time to process it; and in doing the latter hopefully the former will become clearer. But if they don't then, yeah, it won't by itself be a reason to stay together permanently. Saying that, it is a little concerning not being able to aritculate the why for such a big decision but that's perhaps me just looking too logically at a largely emotional decision.
At the same time, if you're going to split up you should know why you're doing it. Even if it is just, "I'm getting kind of bored by it." or whatever.
This sounds like a classic "I just wanna fuck around a bit and I'm bored with you now" thing.
The "having been in a relationship since..." line is basically sweet talk for I wanna just be single and do what I want.
Regardless, what SvN is saying is kinda true but not the full story obviously since after 4 years you (hopefully and unless you're Magic) care enough for the person to want it to end in a way that's as good for them as possible.
Just don't do the thing where you start acting like a shite to get her to not want you as much (it doesn't work, and it just taints your image in her and possibly others' eyes). If you're serious about contemplating it, it's better to take a proper break and move apart and decide not to see each other for like 3 months, and then see where you stand. But honestly sounds like you've made up your mind already and in that case it's probably better to cut the umbilical and do it. She's gonna be sad regardless, so nothing you say will change that, it's just more about how you leave it.
Once you're at that point where you are considering breaking up I don't get how people can ever get past it and get back to normal, I'd have thought the relationship itself is dead man walking from then on.
I'm away from my girlfriend for two months over the summer (we're going to travel together in July), and it's a bit shit. No idea how people manage long-distance relationships full time.
Awww
I feel you though. Get yourself a fleshlight
Is it weird that I feel like I know everything about Spoons' life but not know him at all?
Like I'm some weird distant Dad thats not really allowed to attend most of the major events in his life and the social events I am invited too I didn't bother showing up. Just get to see him throwing a graduation cap in the air on Facebook etc.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm proud of you son.
I've been single since 2013 and it would take a lot to give up on that. Maybe I've just met the wrong women but being in a relationship is rubz.
I've not had sex in three years lads, had the chances but literally cannot be arsed. Its been wonderful, no crazy shit, doing what I wanna do. Life is good.
EDIT: Forgot about that drunken thing with some sket about a year ago, so once in three years. Absolute whore of a man.
I'm still single.
Not even throated a trannie or two?
Absolutely nothing mate. Genuinely think I'd be the type happy to get a prossie a month in the future and sack it all off.
I always thought to myself, this is the much cheaper option with less headache lad.
I think Sincere is offering to put lipstick around his arsehole for you DS.
I'll make the man's ass moist
Got married on Saturday. Pretty cool so far.
In Hawai'i for the honeymoon. Pretty nice so far.
Congratulations.
Went to the Honolulu Zoo on a whim.
Saw a baboon with a bright red boner that grew when children came over.
Don't talk about your wife like that
Posting on here while on your honeymoon smells like disaster lad. Put the device down
Early days, but looks like baby number two is on the way. Which is nice.
I'm all for free love and having fun but the girl i was seeing last summer (and had spoken about rekindling our fling with this summer) has spent the year studying in italy. I knew she was ...."having a good time", but she's literally sent me a photo with three italian cocks in her mouth. Is it prudish of me to feel somewhat less excited about the prospect of banging her again?
Either way i'm demanding an up to date all clear from the gum clinic.
Three at once? I hope they said no homo.
Come at it from the other perspective and get excited about the absolute filth she's clearly down for.
Congratulations Panda.
Congrats Igor.
PM.
Congrats to other normal people above.
Get the ring bought Igor.
She’s probably had 3 of them on her tongue as well.
Yeah share that pic!
I'm a twit
I lol'd and shared it with a gay friend of mine who said 'good on her'. Take that as you will.
Go on then
Share it lad.
WTF
PM, igor.
"I'm sure he won't mind this. He's probably forgot about me as well." <send>
Are we all picturing some hot slut drowning in sexy Italian peni?
She's probably a fat munter slobering on 3 Tony Sopranos. I mean look at Igy.
I had a weird experience with my partner last week. Still going strong so nothing major.
We pay the rent for her family house which I'm fine withbas she was doing it before I came on the scene. Expensive but it is what it is. Last week her mum got ill but chose not to worry her daughter but got ill to the extent we had to put her into a private hospital which came at a price. Then I'm being told we have to send more to make sure she gets treated right, backhanded type stuff. So now I'm getting irate as a) it's getting stupid financially and b) it fkies in the face of why youd become a Dr, surely?
The whole thing has rubbed me up the wrong way. My Mrs has explained it and she hates it too but what can you do. Anyhow, her ma is late 70's and the events have found that she's diabetic and cataracts, this same woman looks after her sister who's a few years older.
It's just not a situation I would know what to do with. Family is family so I get it but I don't know how to act about it. I want to help like I am but at the same time I know enough to know that a 70+ year old woman is only going to get worse not better.
Any ideas gents?
Not much you can do lad. The moment you make a claim against not supporting her and her family financially, that sounds like the end of your relationship. Its not like she is asking you to pay for her cars, its her mother.
I'm not going to stop helping her in that respect bud where do you draw the line? Obviously other factors are at play too which only further my confusion.
Her brother for example. He asked for £300 but when my partner chased it up with her ex husband who sorted the private clinic out for us it turned out to be bs.
I'm just legit confused as I don't know the culture, I know her brother is a big of a rogue un and I don't want it to interfere in what really is still something wonderful.
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