Wee shame.
This is it. Though I wasn't saying he was from there, he's the most Swedish looking man to ever draw breath. Just that he had a preexisting connection to the place.
You're adorable, Bam. Every time you have a pop at someone it's like when a kid who wants spaghetti for dinner asks for 'pasketti'. The intention is fine but you just don't have the words to follow through or the intelligence to know where you fucked up.