Pookaku worth £75m now?
Pookaku worth £75m now?
I suppose even if Lukaku just smashes goals past the shit for something approaching a decade it might help us improve on our fifteen sodding draws.
Poocackpoo amirite?Originally Posted by Magic
Pookaku worth £75m now?
Too far, pinhead.
The league is won by capitalizing on all of your shit away fixtures and not dropping points at home.
Lukaku will (hypothetically if signed) fix this massive problem for us.
It's won by having more points than you opponents in the league after 38 games.
Iheanacho? Yes please
If only you used this deep cutting analysis in your personal life.
And Jesse Lingard will start all of the big games anyway, so it works out.
I've run the numbers, and United could potentially field an all black XI provided 1) Antonio Valencia goes in goal; and 2) one of Cameron Borthwick-Jackson and Jesse Lingard isn't merely half 'n' half. If they both are then you're dipping into unknowns like some American called Matthew Olosunde, but it's still a handy side.
Can they do an all white side?
Yes, as long as Juan Mata doesn't mind being a 'False Nine' (factoring in Wayne Rooney going and James Wilson being forgotten).
Which side would win in a one off game? Managers would be ex-United players, say Ince and Neville.
The one with Antonio Valencia.
Sanchez is demanding £400k a week to stay
Even though he's in goal?
He would be the best 'keeper in the world.
Would that make him the league's highest earner? He could probably earn similar at City.Sanchez is demanding £400k a week to stay
Keeping in TOP condition.
Imagine taking that.
Wayne's face says it all. "Every fucking time ..."
Why wouldn't you just hire a chef to make you that stuff if that's what you liked to eat?
He's a regular there as well.
Such a massive chav.
Nothing wrong with going to Macca's.
Hire a fucking chef instead. Dear lord.
£75m for Lukaku is probably decent value in today's market (at least he has some kind of track record) but I'm not really convinced he's any good. Doubt he'll get the same space at United as he did at Everton and in any games where the opponents were vaguely decent he looked wank last season.
There's times only a Maccy D's will do.
Nothing right with it really.
The guy earns millions. He could have the best food whenever he wants at home. He lives like a fat Chav. Probably because he is.
He earns millions so he could have what other people perceive to be the best food rather than what he wants?
I could win the Euromillions and I'd still have a Big Mac now and then. I don't always want GOOD food.
When I think about the most I've enjoyed a meal, it's usually a massive burger after a piss up rather than a sit down meal at a restaurant.
That's because you live like a fat chav, as indeed do I.
Either Thai places or top(, top) restaurants have provided the most enjoyable experiences for me.
Kiko's hired a fucking chef, hasn't he?
£25k a year for 99p burgers.
Imagine that Rooney's just gone to get his kid a milkshake to cheer him up like a nice dad, and instead gets a load of shit because of a sneaky photo of him.
It's definitely all gone to his head anyway.
#NotMyCaptain
I don't have a chef but would if I was earning shit loads a week. And you know one that would be someone who ties in with the nutritionist as I'm paid to be fit.
I don't see why him going for a McDonald's is an issue at all, particularly if the fact that he can afford not to plays any part in it being an issue.
I could afford to eat nothing but steak and lobster but I'll still occasionally make toast and beans with a load of grated cheese on it, go to McDonald's, and get a grotty kebab if I take the notion for one.
You're also not a professional athlete being paid 300k a week to be one which seems to be more Kiko's issue.
His money is made. If anyone else still wants to give him money then that's on them.
Professional athletes can still eat the occasional burger and not immediately weigh thirty stone you know.
The issue is that Kiko hates him so everything is an excuse for a jab. A bit like you with GS.
I just know he's a regular there so it's not a one off. He likes to booze and smoke. All while being paid to be fit.
He's just a mess rather than an exception.
I mean, he's there with his kid so cut him some slack. And it's not like he's chiseled.
Hasn't he been doing all of these things for the better part of a decade now? And by giving him more and more money the club have encouraged it. He's an idiot and has been continuously rewarded for unprofessional behaviour. What's a few hundred calories of burger going to change for him at this stage?
Anyway he's gone now so fuck him.
Didn't that American Swimmer used to eat about 100 chicken nuggets a day?
If he has been smashing nuggets for a decade then he must have been living like this when he was actually good, when he used to run about like an idiot, so how much of his state is actually down to having already played 750 games at the highest level (and in the fastest league)?
Yeah but Phelps was swimming a fuck ton every day. I heard that he needed around 10,000 calories a day.
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