What's this smiley actually meant to mean? I don't understand it.Originally Posted by Davgooner
What's this smiley actually meant to mean? I don't understand it.
I'm sorry but I also eat pizzas with a knife and fork. You fucking philistines.
Of course you do.
It's a quite excellent smiley I have to say.
I do. It makes it last longer, it doesn't flop, it doesn't fill me up instantly. It's the way forward in pizza eating.
Neither do I. I'm using it heavily in the hope that it clicks and others can feel confident rolling it out.
On another forum I frequent it is :troll:
Does your wife also handle you with a knife and fork in the hope that you last longer?
Magic once again demonstrating that he doesn't have any actual class, just aspirations and some funny ideas about being 'posh'.
Makes sense. I like it, just not quite sure how to use it.
Hang on, I'm just preparing for Luca's pretend Italian seethe at me violating his adopted country's culinary habits.
Magic, you're the most Hyacinth Bucket motherfucker I've ever come across. If Hyacinth Bucket posted on 4chan.
Nothing she can do about the flopping unfortunately.
Ugh, talking about doing Italian food wrong, my parents cut spaghetti. The monsters.
Does Magic eat sandwiches with a knife and fork? How about crisps?
I do that.
I also cook it so long that it's stodgy as fuck.
Anyone who has seriously issues with any of this can make their way to Swan, H&I tomorrow afternoon and we'll discuss this over a burger and a beer.
Tally ho.
Yeah that is weird.
What a bizarre series of questions.
Sometimes as a student I'd buy a cheese and onion sandwich and a pot noodle from the corner shop and eat them together for my lunch, dipping the sandwich into the pot noodle as I went along.
Nobody needs to be eating spaghetti when there's far tidier options available that taste exactly the same anyway.
In tribute to Magic, I'm drinking my coffee with a spoon.
Typical TTH, someone makes a valid point and shows a better way of doing things then really clever, smart people take the mick by producing a ridiculous example that's been wildly exaggerated as a comparison.
That's one of the most depressing sentences I've ever read.
Hey guys look at me! I'm eating some soup with my fingers in tribute to the neanderthals of TTH!
Thanks.
Does anybody know where I can purchase miniature cutlery so that I can eat my chewing gum like an upstanding member of civilised society?
Crisps and sandwiches aren't particularly greasy/messy (but still wash your hands afterwards). Pizza and burgers are, hence the 'fork and knife'.
Does anyone know where I can buy industrial sized pillows for my enlarged coconut?
Just have a wank mate, you shouldn't let yourself get ill just because she won't shag you.
What kind of stuck up knob eats pizza and burgers with a knife and fork?
All this pizza and burger talk is making me hungry.
I think pizza in a restaurant is a mission for knife and fork, but burgers should always be edible with your hands. I don't like the places that cram them with all sorts of shit to make them massive forcing you to use knife and fork.
Actually that would be a little thing that fucks me off; burgers that can't be eaten with out cutlery.
Just had a salmon sandwich. Ate it with my hands. Am I a bad'un?
Where the option exists, I always eat with a knife and fork. It's less messy.
How young people use Twitter. It makes no sense and they just seem to send messages like DADDY to Edward Snowden and it confuses me.
Christ, did you see #canyourespectniall yesterday? All about one of those One Direction knobs having water thrown at him during one of their concerts. Absolutely mad.
This was supposed to be the things you dont get thread. They dont annoy me in any way. Id just really like to know how the generation that have lived only on social media use it.
I don't get how people can be so mad for a band.
When Take That split up there was a helpline created for grieving fans. Humans are weird.
Fucking hell.
I can understand worshiping an organically created unique band but to display that sort of behaviour over what is essentially a sonic Findus Lasagne is nothing short of a disgrace.
Chinatown's grease filled streets.
I almost slipped twice today.
Nah, eating pizza with a fork and a knife is perfectly fine. Folding it over itself (along the width) is ideal, but there's no issue with this.
Cutting spaghetti with a knife, on the other hand, could and should have you permanently barred from entering Italy.
There's a TV show of Scream now. Yeah, that's right, the old horror movie. This trend of TV shows of films is getting a bit stupid now. It's bad enough that nearly every bloody film these days is a book, a sequel or a reboot.
This is the second night in a row that I've been unable to sleep because of pain in my shoulder. It's barely noticeable when I'm sitting or standing, but as soon as I lay down I can't find any position where it isn't sore. I haven't done anything noticeable to hurt it so I assume it's just an old person injury probably caused by my bad posture (and weight of my head lol).
My neighbours had some Spaniards round last night and were having a sing along on the piano from about 12-4am until my missus (the brave one) knocked on and told them to shut up. Who does that on a Sunday?
Upper class rave.
I'm in Inverness again and having to pay extra on my hotel bill for 0.5Mb internet access.
Not ideal. Can you at least claim it though?I'm in Inverness again and having to pay extra on my hotel bill for 0.5Mb internet access.
I hope you're not planning on watching porn, Toby.
Yeah it won't be out of my pocket, but it's another of those things I begrudge paying on principle. The worst thing is that it's not even some budget end place that makes it's money off all the extras. What sort of dated shithole doesn't have free WiFi nowadays?
I was hoping to use Skype and possibly Netflix later but I'm not even sure it'll cope with those.
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