Are these positive or negative mentions?
Are these positive or negative mentions?
About 70-30 in favour of signing me up or wanting to know if I aleaady am..Originally Posted by Boydy
Some old lad in the smoking area just told me to go to fuck home when I said hello which was nice.
I still have the full set.
I only actually bought about five packets as well. My brother nicked loads of them off some lad at school (who couldn't report it, because they were banned on school grounds after some wallies started fighting over them), and then I just swapped/won what I needed.
Did you miss where I boasted about my collection and used the
blackcurrant wanking in the shower
Came across a bloke last night who was shirtless and starting on absolutely everybody. Well overweight and angrier than I've seen anybody for a while. Anyway, the only actual stand-off was with a taxi, which ended a draw. I kinda wish I'd spoken to him just to find out what he'd been on.
Nicked a light bulb from a building site yesterday. There was about 15 of them lighting the path from the train station to the car park. If I hadn't been with my parents I'd have got as many as I could fit in my pockets.
Screw-in though, so I only really need one, for my outside light.
I'm a twit
I had to replace a bulb the other day. Every room in this flat has a different fitting. Who does that?
My flat has that - every one is a bayonet. except for the bathroom
LED spotlights in the kitchen. There are three different fittings for the bulb types so I had to eyeball it and consult youtube on which one it was likely to be. Plus I have high ceilings. My stepladder just does the job.
How does that have 311m views?
Parents/kids + people learning English?
Toddler crack.
Some of the absolute shite that has hundreds of millions of views on youtube is frankly disgraceful. Take a look at Disney Princess (I think that's the one). Am I right in thinking they are making an absolute mint out of it as well (in addition to all the free crap they get to 'open')?.
Lads. No posts in ninety minutes. Harold would have had about five arguments on the go.
iya Lewis
Hey mate.
I've got some Maltesers, they really are great.
I'm pretty bored.
I like that you posted that, went away for a bit, and then came back to moan about something.
Why is Hazza banned? Did he actually do something or did he just cause a seethe by having an unpopular opinion on something?
#unbanHaz
I'm a twit
Can we unban Haz but confine him to the one thread together with Mert? Just them two?
As a social experiment.
"We'd like to announce our engagement."
He went a bit mad after we 'ruined' one of his threads and started spamming the entire place. I think it was repeated alias accounts that did for him in the end.
That and the fact he was a gigantic bellend
He's stopped pretending he can post normally and just turbo trolls it. It's strange as he used to be able to talk without video assistance.
Does anyone follow Very British Problems on whichever medium you prefer?
It's just Jimmy really isn't it?
I don't, but Crap 90s Football is brilliant.
Whoever runs that British Problems account is everything wrong with the country (possibly even the Western world). Ooh, aren't we twee and anxious? Not really, mate.
Like that Ozzy man commentary. For cunts only.
90s Football is great on Facebook. I think I mentioned before, but there are obviously two people running it together with two very different spheres of interest. One of them is basically operating a Gazzetta Football Italia tribute while the other posts pictures of Neil Emblen.
It's Jord is what it is.
'Jordan, or Jord; but people say I'm a bit like Mark Corrigan... You know, from Peep Show? So you can call me Mark if you li...'
*party finished an hour ago*
Woke up around 9 still tired but got up and did stuff. I've been for a 1h40m run. I was exhausted during and especially when I got back around 8, but stuck the football on and just chilled, then started reading but got too tired to concentrate around half 11.
Somehow I'm still awake. I swear my body works on a 28-30 hour day.
What you up to now, Offy? You still at Uni in Brighton (was it Brighton?)?
One month left at Sussex then hopefully stay in Brighton but I'll have to find a job very quickly.
All action around my street this morning.
Some little twats robbed the shop round the corner of sixty quid worth of cigarettes, then tried to get away in a stolen Range Rover. Being sixteen and Scottish, they were obviously drunk at seven on a Tuesday morning and somehow managed to flip the Range Rover over a parked car about forty yards away. Christ knows how they got the speed up.
So my whole street is now taped off and there's the sort of police response usually only seen for murders.
Pretty sure someone's been murdered on the streets of Dundee during the night. Well in, MJ.
Ffs Lawton road I used to stay literally round the corner. Pretty scummy but not murder territory! Probs junkies.
Edit: close call!
Hope you're both okay at this time.
Will it be safe for me next weekend?
Where are you going?
Lawton Road.
Nicholls Bakery.
Was my place of lunch throughout 4th and 5th year when we moved to Rocky.
Depending on the result tonight, I might try and head to Falkirk with the FIL. Mon the Arabs.
Still, would have been worth it once they sold them at half-price or whatever the going rate is for hooky cigarettes.
The one who stole the car was trying to sell it for a grand during the night. He's notorious around my area for this sort of shit, but somehow never gets into any real trouble.
Oioi. Dunno how well we're selling tickets but you needed to have a voucher from a season ticket when we got ours.
Nicholls Bakery.
Was my place of lunch throughout 4th and 5th year when we moved to Rocky.
All over someone shagging his Mrs. Proper screwloose. Bird in question is no bad eh. I'm still a faggot and have no idea how to post a photo from my phone.
U wot?
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