It's cute we're getting updates. x
It's cute we're getting updates. x
It really is, especially when it's not you pretending to miss spell everything.Originally Posted by Waffdon
I got the 100 to the airport though. Didn't know Edinburgh had an airport
G et tae fuck, ya bellemd
That's more like it.
Wedding today. A fucking whole day in a fucking suit and listening to geebags talk for hours.
London. Some birthday party. Probably be alright. We're going to this place cus the birthday girl saw "unlimited wine" without seeing the small print that you have to remain in the restaurant area, it costs £15 and you have to spend about fifteen quid on food too. Then a shit nightclub in south London. Actually this might be fucking crap.
Laced drunk and dessert hasn't even come out yet. All good.
What's the club?
Nor specified yet Stevey, though last time I came for a big night in London hosted by this girl we went to Inferno's in clapham which is genuinely the worst place I've ever been to.
£10 entry, no smoking area due to 'road works' and you had to leave and queue and pay entry again after if you went for a fag. Everything was decorated like a 70s porn film with shit carpets and it was full of angry coked up cockney spastics shouting "you what mate" and barging into each other. And my reliable dark web drugs didn't work on THAT night. Fuck sake.
Clapham is the worst place. Full of arseholes.
Give the boy a break ffs
Infernos.
What a shithole that place was. Absolutely glorious. Probably the only vaguely redeeming feature of Clapham, or perhaps the entirety of saaaaaf laaandaaaaan.
Went to London today.
Gave my support to the 'Save our NHS' lot by giving a few of those at the march in Leicester Square a nod, I was used by a street performer as a comedic tool (he insinuated I was gay and that I should give him a call later), I was seen as the head of the table/family by some Chinese waiters, almost got initiated by some 'lads' on a tube as I was surrounded by about 8 of them (as well as another 6 or so randoms) and then almost got an eyeful when two pissed up 'females' almost took down their trousers on the train toilet as they didn't realise they double tapped the door button.
Also saw some shit art and a man produce a bubble storm. Pretty eventful day.
Spent tonight lying in bed listening to Ed sheerans new album.
It's bloody brilliant.
Friend invited me to go into town and watch the boxing. Definitely made the right choice.
What happened with the lads?
They were winding one up who was standing right in front of me because he doesn't like being touched on a tube.
They left the tube chanting 'Come on Haye'.
Out early tomorrow to watch the mighty English lions beating the private schoolers/orange order in the rugbzzzzz and then on for a Chinese. It's a restaurant though so I've no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to get. They won't have a spice bag or chicken balls anyway, so the plan will be to get enough pints to not care.
I'm up to Scotland tomorrow. Edinburgh tomorrow night then to the in-laws until Tuesday morning. It'll be nice to get out of London.
What's your Edinburgh plans Kiko? I was through there yesterday for dinner at The Kitchin and an overnighter.
I'll be missing the Ireland/England game.
Will be at Drygate for beer and food later.
Going into town early for lunch and more beers, and I dunno where I'm having either. Might go to Bavaria Brauhaus as I've still never properly tried it.
I'll be going to Elrow at SWG3 tonight for Sambodromo do Brasil. First proper night out in this country for about a year, and everything I've seen and heard about that night is good so I'm well looking forward to it.
On fag break at work. Just served my fave old man customer who deliberately spends about five minutes putting all his stuff away at the counter after he's been served. Lad. I might get drunk later I dunno lol.
Back home after a few days looking after my mam. Not as daunting as I'd hoped. Annoyingly tiring but that might just be because I didn't sleep til two days in. Off til Wednesday now.
The father in law is doing some event at Swanston brasserie and we're staying in a cottage next to the place for the night. All paid for meal and wine/whisky tasting. Shame the weather is crap.
When Kiko wakes up and finds Adamski at the end of the bed smelling his used boxers
I'm in cottage 4 x
Cottage 4? More like 4 cottaging! Ha ha ha.
Why is cottaging called cottaging? What is it about trawling for cock that was considered similar enough to small rural dwellings?
My most dependable SESH mate is absent this weekend, and nobody else can be arsed. Fucking match of the day and an early night might be on the cards
Dat inferiority complex butWhen Kiko wakes up and finds Adamski at the end of the bed smelling his used boxers
New Shins song is nice.
Lol, ok.Dat inferiority complex but
You're not fit to lick his ringpiece sonny, and he's never going to take you there.
Kicking off my Saturday by playing 20 questions (aka akinator game) with my mate over fb messenger. I'm thinking of Kevin McCloud off of Grand Designs.
She got "tv presenter", and when she went with stuff like Bradley Walsh and Stephen Mullhern I said "slightly higher brow".
She's since gone with "Ant and Dec", and "Football related?" When I said "Higher brow!" she got pissy and said she doesn't watch anything high brow. Surely she must know stuff more high brow than Ant and Dec ffs. This being a girl who went to a grammar school and went to a redbrick uni.
For the record, I'd classify Grand Designs as trashy guilty pleasure tv as well.
That's one of the shittest posts I've read.
Last night we got the wife the new iPad. Traded in her old one as they had a promotion on so its costing us about $170 in the end.
My dad and family are coming over next week so this weekend will be some food shopping, cleaning the house and moving the yard. Hoping to get a run in and get into the weights at some point.
Sounds like a wild one.
Undoubtedly, I might even get some PS4 time in
I've slept twelve hours and been in the sun since waking up. Beer garden sounds good but no one is up for going out this early. Fucking internationals weekend.
Mate has a free house so we're playing video games and drinking, pub later. I hope I'm not too trashed by dinner time.
Mine's been coloured by a flat inspection that's given me the "Hey, this place probably could be cleaner" treatment. So I'll be getting on top of that. One review is done, though. One more to go but I'm not tied to an embargo on that one.
Speaking of wild weekends.
I just cleaned my keyboard.
I didn't plan on doing so but I split some Coke Zero on it and it was going mental. Hitting T and my desktop turning itself off was particularly annoying.
I played golf today for the first time this year. The very slight improvement I made last year has completely disappeared.
I tried out my new vacuum cleaner.
Those first two sentences from Mahow sent my mind to a horrible place.
I hope you taped over your webcam.
It was actually pleasantly warm today for scottish standards (15 degrees no less!) so I climbed a hill with a friend and had a picnic.
There's an art to hill walking. Find a hill that's not too steep and near to a reasonably affluent area and there's babes galore in gym gear climbing it during the weekend.
This Mrs Brown chat show isn't even that crap.
I still maintain that the sitcom isn't that bad. Remain voters just want it to be bad.
It's awful.
I can't say I've seen more than a few minutes but it did look pretty dire.
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