He's not actually saying a lot, is he?
Also, I think he just said the "the factories shutted", rather than "shut".
He's not actually saying a lot, is he?
Also, I think he just said the "the factories shutted", rather than "shut".
Must be tough for Obama to sit there and essentially just get slated.
It's just utter lightweight balls written by a four year old.
I love how he always does the 'ok' hand sign when making a point. I may have to start doing that.
What a load of nonsense.
Some belting expectation management here.
I don't know what you lot are on about. That speech had all the best words.
It's like a Celestine Tombola email - long winded gibberish. I wonder if he's going to ask for our bank details at the end of it?
That fist pump.
Ending Radical Islamic Terrorism in 4 years is a tough ask but I know The Donald can do it.
At least it definitively proves that he wrote the speech himself.
Yes, Kablama managed to create it in about 2 years so maybe.Originally Posted by phonics
My Twitter timeline of twats hated it, which means it was alright since they all wank over David Cameron speeches.
Lol @ that annoying Jew gobshite. Shut the fuck up you lunatic.
Imagine being Hilary Clinton having to smile along to this. Bet she wishes she was dead.
Trump
That was absolutely awful. I was expecting it to be a laugh but it was pretty crap.
This is like one of those weird anthem renditions you get in qualifiers in Estonia.
Whoever put the xylophone so high in the mix is my new life hero.
Why didn't David Guetta appear?
The seethe is so glorious
Kay Burley interviewing jobless, hopeless white Americans with Trump tank tops on is one of the most tragic but lolworthy thing I've seen.
'Donald Trump is our Brexit'
I'm entranced by how long his tie is, he could tuck it into his trousers.
The body language between Trump and his wife is bizarre. Really uncomfortable.
The people the BBC have been interviewing have been absolute gold. A true indicatation of what America is like away from the coasts.
What seethe? We're genuinely and heartily lolling at you.The seethe is so glorious
Ivanka is mesmerising. She's probably old man Trump's greatest achievement actually.
If you do nothing else today, please watch this-
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2017-...rump-sworn-in/
Fucking outstanding.
If you do nothing else today, please watch this-
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2017-...rump-sworn-in/
Fucking outstanding.
Didn't realize you spoke for every goofy ass liberal on the planet but I'm not surprised you'd imagine you do.
I'm tired of these goofy ass liberals on this goofy ass plane(t).
Rest assured that it's not just liberals that are lolling at you worldwide.
buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
Two things have remained constant my entire life
1) The rest of the world pretentiously "lolling at America" despite having an avalanche of their own problems (some of which they'll beg us to help them solve)
2) America being the most influential and powerful nation on the face of the Earth regardless of how the rest of the world feels about it.
Neither of these things are going to change. Don't blame me, blame your own leaders.
Not quite on a mert level yet but its an effort at the very least.
Because I think all the #GAL 's running around rioting and destroying businesses is hilarious and don't really understand what good "lolling at America" has ever done for the rest of you I'm trying to be mert?
Lol k.
I love how someone from Florida, the turd that the whole of America uses as a punchline, is trying to say the joke is actually on us.
The seethe is so glorious.
Keep at it though, there's some reward in trying. Something to aim for.
Chuck a 'snowflake' or something at him mate, at the very least.The seethe is so glorious.
I pm'd him a dick pic.
Get him trained up early, good move.
Watching you boys flail around is honestly the cherry on top of this glorious Inauguration Sundae.
Eat up fellas it's gonna be a long four years. No sprinkles though. Sprinkles are for winners.
Bruh, you wrote a fucking long post that no-one read about how you wanted to vote for Hilary. Trying to be the MAGA guy here makes you look like a bitch.
I've just burst out laughing.
Flail? M8 we're saying you suck cock cos you're a nonce. Head wobble and that.
"Today is not a transition of power from one political party to another, rather today is a transition of power from the political elite to the American people."
*sheds single 'Murican tear of Freedom*
Nobody would create such great memes if Shillary had won.
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