How are you coping?
How are you coping?
Careful not to offend those Koreans Jimmy
South Korea's defence minister Han Min-Koo said the special unit, known as the Korea Massive Punishment and Retaliation (KMPR) plan, would now be launched two years ahead of schedule.
I thought (and hoped) it was just "the Korea Massive" then.
I love translations like that. It comes about because their language was developed about 700 years ago and they don't add to it.Originally Posted by niko_cee
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38510439
The French cyclist managed 22.547km (14 miles) at the national velodrome, taking the top spot in a new category - for riders over 105.
Hero.
Shootings in Florida. Can't find the relevant America shooty thread.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38535699
I wonder what the record is for a single gunman, how would the americans put it, the most shootingest?
You would expect it to be that Norwegian idiot.
Americans don't know where Norway is though.
Why, how many people did Saint shoot?
Of all the places you could pick to go on a shooting spree, an airport, with it's legions of heavily armed security personnel, must be just about the worst. Even that twat who shot up that military base did better/lasted longer. I suppose if you like a challenge.
Florida Senator just said he emptied 3 magazines then just sat down and waited to get apprehended.
Muzzie or a yokel?
Hispanic Iraq war veteran.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38553643
The original CW6 TV report Mr Patton reacted to was about six-year-old Brooke Neitzel from Dallas who had been talking to her family's Echo Dot while playing.
Brooke asked Alexa to get her a doll's house and cookies and, because the family had not turned on any buying controls, the Echo responded by placing an order for both.
Fuck me.
It's the old 'xbox turn off' all over again.
I won't be happy with this story until there's a photo of a local person looking glum either holding a receipt or pointing at the Amazon thing.
Is this.... real?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...t_ent_article1
It'll be an awful slapfest if it even happens.
Sure is. Can't decide who I want to lose more.
Like Chris Brown's cool for what he is and Soulja Boy is a complete and utter [albeit rich] loser, but Soulja Boy cracks me up. Him
Popping up doing his own version of the #SouljaBoyChallenge was hilarious and all the other videos he makes (and the inevitable memes that come thereafter) always crack me up so I think I'll be rooting for him.
I'm a twit
Mayweather is supposedly training Soulja Boy too.
Obligatory, Chris Brown had plenty of practice by beating up Rihanna.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/lo...-wrong-9633578
Was in my year at school, and was always an absolute headbanger.
She looks like they've put her photo through some app that makes you look like The Screamer.
She's small fry for Glasgow. There are worse horrors out there.
Her face is going to haunt me.
Her eyes and lips
She does look a bit Ukrainian to be fair, so I don't blame you.
Still would.
Have these not been a thing for at least 15 years?
http://www.theladbible.com/now/inter...nalds-20170129
I suppose it's news if you're the kind of cretin who goes to McDonald's (by choice).
I've only bought coffee in it in the last couple of years as it's decent and a euro cheaper than Starbucks or Costa, but I must grab a few chicken selects soon if they still do them. Only worthwhile thing on the menu.
The breakfasts are top notch, for what they are/what they cost.
I saw Wetherspoons advertising a full english, toast, and tea/coffee for £3 the other day. How is that possible?
When the BBC did that documentary on pub food round the country, weren't Wetherspoons the only company that refused to answer what the ingredients in their food/ where they were sourcing it from was?
I always wondered that too. Their food is absolute dirt but even still. They must be hoping you'll have 3 or 4 pints while you're there.
Ikea do it even cheaper, although they openly admit to it being a loss leader.
Whetherspoons is fine if you're after dirty pub food. It's great if you're hungover.
Francis Jeffers.
Remember about ten years ago if you told someone a player or side was great and admitted you knew it because they were good on Champ you'd be laughed out of any room? We were all fucking visionaries.
Who is Arsenals best flop? Francis 'England next top striker' Jeffers or David 'Beckham' Bentley?
Bentley was an academy kid who came fairly good elsewhere, they paid about ten million for Jeffers at a time when that still bought you something and he was complete turd.
My favourite is Junichi Inamoto, because he's the first obvious 'marketing' signing I can think of coming from Asia and because he was shit hot for my Crystal Palace side in 01/02.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/278064...ty-knighthood/
Someone check on Boom.
That is all pretty hilarious. Just be patient, David, you're like 40.
That's brilliant.
The 'Class of 92' are going down like flies. Ryan Giggs gets outed as a lowlife; Gary Neville is exposed as a FRAUD (taking Phil 'Fizzer' Neville down with him); Paul Scholes collaborates with BT and becomes a rent-a-quote; and now this.
Nicky Butt emerges triumphant.
That's Sir Nicky to you, oik
Pretty much everything from between 1997 and 2007 is going down the toilet in all walks of life. If I were Robbie Williams I'd be making a dash for it.
Give it a rest about 1997 ffs.
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